Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Borthwick-Jackson, Carrick, Rooney, Mata, Lingard, Martial, Rashford.
Subs: Romero, Jones, Varela, Young, Herrera, Pereira, Memphis
Bournemouth: Federici, Francis, Elphick, Cook, Daniels, Ritchie, Arter, Surman, Pugh, King, Wilson
Subs: Holmes, O'Kane, Gosling, Gradel, Iturbe, Grabban, Afobe
you do NOT get your own thread
there will be an all in one thread
also there will be an all in one *comfy* thread
this is not okay.
>Federici
Bournemouth have already lost
>>67598931
I apologise
>No Rojo now
Holy fuck is he memeing us or something? Bet its gonna be Lingard AM Mata RW though
Actually want United to win this, as long as Swansea win too.
lifelong /mememouth/ fan here
>>67598931
Yes, sir, general autismo.
I hope we finish 5th so LVG fucks off desu
No point finishing 4th with Van Laal if we're just gonna go out in the groups again.
>>67599036
>I hope we finish 5th so LVG fucks off desu
United "supporter", hoping for a loss and losing CL. Fucking plastic shit.
>>67599036
Wouldn't getting 4th make it easier to attract a new manager though?
Dubs and United and city lose
>>67599036
>Wanting United to do bad
Go support Leicester
>>67599036
he's going nowhere even if he lost 10-0 today
>>67599036
Shit, you're stupid.
>>67599121
>>67599194
>>67599200
>>67599230
>wanting another season of LVG
We aren't going to get lucky and get drawn in an easy group like we did this season. We'll get battered and go down to the Europa League (or maybe not even qualify by finishing bottom). It's an utter waste of time.
Finish 5th, get Mou and sort this mess out.
>>67599522
why would mou want to manage a europa league team
>>67599559
It's pretty obvious he wants the United job. He expressed that he wants to manage in England again, what top 4 team has a managerial position available?
>>67599522
jesus fucking christ youre a fucking dumb shit. mou doesnt fit the manu profile at all. what would happen to rashford if mou came in? gone. what would happen to martial if mou came in? right back or some other meme shit. manu have really exciting young players right now and under mou will would never get a chance. not the manu way. mou will get you a few trophies in a short time but will leave with the team in shambles.
fuck off you retard
>>67599522
Go back to /t/reddevils with the rest of the whiny crybabies. Supporters support their team, period.
>>67599603
well only united
>>67599522
I'd rather have the pinoy support my team than you
>>67599671
>this meme that Mou will never play any youth players
>saying he'll fuck over Martial of all players
Our most promising talents in Januzaj and Pereira are forever benched, for shit like Lingard. You think LVG is good with youth because he gives debuts to any player and hopes any of them stick?
>>67599693
I support the future of United. Louis "46 PL goals" van Gaal is an absolute abortion. You are actively supporting another year of his dire football, what a disgrace.
SUNDERLAND have more goals than United in 2016. SUNDERLAND.
might throw up lads
>>67599036
>>67599522
>le LVG out and get Mou
Fuck off, pal. Sick of you "supporters" that want Mouyes.
>>67598884
>tfw this will be the exact team that lines out for the Cup incl. Fellaini
>>67599797
Januzaj has been utter shit if you've actually watched the United the past two years. This is Arsenal tier entitlement
>>67599865
Ah yes, the Official Movie Producer Partners to ManUtd.
>>67599865
What does the 18 refer to?
>>67599941
He's been given 0 chances, what the fuck do you expect? Yet there's Lingard being the first name on the team sheet. What a joke.
>>67599899
Mou is objectively better than LVG. Sorry that I want United to not become the next Liverpool I guess?
>>67599797
>Louis "46 PL goals" van Gaal is an absolute abortion.
I'll bet he never hoped for a United loss, faggot.
>>67599759
CH1 1AP, mate. Just working here.
>>67600065
Lingard has been a solid 6/10, Januzaj has been Depay tier. If the team was up to you United would be floating around relegation
>>67600022
the release date of the movie maybe?
or maybe it's a tribute to scholes because his footballing skills are inhuman :^)
>>67599797
It's not a meme, Mou hates youth. Say what you want about Van Gaal but Mou doesn't bother with youth.
>>67600078
Oh I thought you where that delusional pinoy from years ago. He was fun
What part of Vietnam are you from?
>>67600123
Lingard is an attacking midfielder/winger with 4 goals and 1 assist in 24 PL games. If that's 6/10 then I'm actually shocked.
>>67600138
Maybe they're the one who are lucky United have been shit this season?
>>67600200
>United 15/16 season highlights
>It Aint Me starts playing
>>67600230
Par for course for a EPL winger. Also
>muh stats
watch a game once in a while and see his link up play with Rashy/Tony is top notch, really missed him last match
apparently old trafford's getting evacuated
inb4 obvious jokes about attendance or whatever
>>67600459
Ah yes, the old try to delay the kick off meme is still a thing.
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL?
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL?
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL?
CONDUCTOR
ALLAHU ACKBAR!
Mourinho has LVG at knifepoint
come on Cherries!
t. City plastic
Why are the Bournememe fans still there?
wtf is going on?
how can there be a full evacuation but then say how long the delay will be
very strange
>people have been evacuated from Old Trafford after a suspicious package was found in the stadium. The Man U hierarchy could not identify what the object was but it was later determined to be a trophy
Thanks lad bible
>away section not evacuated
wat
fucking hell if this is some stupid publicity stunt I will hurt something
So when City go 1-0 up in the first half united won't even bother
>Mouyes refusing to leave the managers office again
Should be title contenders next season when the team as no europien football
first exciting thing to happen at OT all season tbf
This is the best attack we've seen at Old Trafford in years.
>evacuating only the ManU fans
>code red for no disclosed reason
>knowing the exact length of the delay
Odds on them firing Van Laal if City go to halftime with the lead?
ISIS have had more shots on target at Old Trafford than United have had all season
good way to circumvent the simultaneous kickoff time rule
OH MY GOD A BOMB JUST TOOK OUT HALF THE SIR ALEX FERGUSON STAND
>>67601246
mashallah
>>67601246
> It's real
wut
3:45 kickoff
The Jews are behind this.
K-9 Units doing a sweep.
Wtf is going on?
#mufc confirm "suspect package" at Old Trafford
Why are only United games delayed
>>67601478
philosophy
AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67601478
Refball
>>67601478
It is the prochesch
welp city already winning
abandoned
THE GAME IS ABANDONED
THE FUCK IS GOING ON????????
> It's a fire
JUST
>>67601575
MANURE ARE FINISHED
ABANDONED
Well it doesn't matter now, City gonna be up 2 or 3 at the half at this rate.
ABANDONED
FOPR FUCKS SAKE
>>67601611
AAAHHHHH
Well delaying the inevitable 5th place.
Enjoy loosing to Sevilla next season United bros
YES WEST BROM
is this thread abandoned??
>>67602316
there's a suspect package ITT m8
I bet it's those radical sikhs again lads
>>67602345
Suspect package in your pants ellie
>>67602383
BUT SIKHS ARE BRO TIER!!!!!
>>67602383
I blame those sneaky hare krishnas
Swansea playing like pure shite ofc
Fucking hate all these games being on at the same time. I don't know which one to invest my time in watching.
No doubt it was a mudslime citeh fan
>>67602505
to be expected, their resting half their team.
our own fault for fucking up against west ham really. just had to hold on for 15 minutes but nope, lets give away another free kick instead
top lel City is already winning so manure gave up already
>>67602570
Swansea's result against West Ham alluded to false hope, even with a bit part team
F E R N A N D O
swans giving me hope before destroying it in hilarious fashion
bomb disposal unit just got there
>>67603751
>RLC
That's British Army so chances are it's an actual device
G M Police @gmpolice 17s17 seconds ago
The Army Bomb Disposal Unit are on scene to assist police at this time.
>tfw only live a mile away from Old Trafford
I'm scared lads, what if ISIS comes for me next
>>67603751
you'd think they'd have a nicer truck than that
>>67603913
The Army here gets called out to everything because we have conscription but I'm guessing you guys only do it in real emergencies?