HAPPENING!!! OLD TRAFFORD EVACUATED IS IT THE ISIS LADS ?
but i thought muslims loved united
It's legit
>old trafford evacuating before the match
I thought they did that at halftime
96 DEAD
>>67600762
I wonder what's actually happening though I mean only a bomb threat could cause this really?
>>67600822
This is how you avoid >96
>>67600821
t. ladbible
>it's real
I doubt they would only delay kick-off for 45 mins over an ISIS attack
but why?
>>67600821
kek
streams
>kick off will be delayed by approximately 45 minutes
I don't think you delay kick off for 45 minutes over ISIS lads
>>67600842
Maybe someone managed to sneak a plastic knife in
>all games delayed 45 minutes
fucks sake
>>16
>>16
>>16
>>16
>Inb4 City lose 2-1
>United are 1-0 down at HT and they hear the news
>Suddenly start playing
>Win 2-1
>Conspiracy theories begin
>>67600994
All games?
>>67600994
No they're not
>>67600881
Must have been a threat or some sabre brandishing sultan had too many carlings?
maybe it's just to make sure nobody has to watch that shit team anymore
>CLOSE THE BORDERS
>>67600762
Why would City's owners love Jews?
>>67601036
Probably just a routine abandoned backpack
>>67600821
AYYYYYY
If it turns out that they're Jimmy Hilling it I will LOVE Manchester United
false bomb alert by rival fan maybe
>>67601111
>Jimmy Hilling it
?
Uk needs our own Trump. Make Britain back british
>>67601126
>Mfw it was a City fan
>This >>67601005 happens
Is this a ploy to get United to play like City?
>>67601126
Someone managed to sneak a spoon past the metal detectors
YOU WANTED SPORTS RELATED HAPPENINGS YOU GOT IT ALLAHAHAHA
vote leave lads
Obviously another threat from the Dorset Liberation Army...fucking southerners
>>67600842
Dog on the loose
HAPPENING?
>the city of Emptychester
normally the firedrill happens at 70 mins at old toilet
what is going on?
>>67600821
>>67601174
>>67601200
The Euros are going to be a wild ride
>>67601156
Old Coventry chairman, delayed a kickoff due to ''''traffic'''' so his club could play out a draw.
http://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/fans-revenge-on-fulham-legend-jimmy-hill-1-1054248
It was a phenomenally autistic reference
Team coach is late again so they're sending troops from the stands to protect it against the Bournemouth massif.
>>67601239
yeah... producers on suicide watch
Don't worry, the based Sikhs will defend their holy land, Old Trafford
>another delayed kickoff
What's with these meta-meme-tactics from Van Laal?
>>67601239
Yeah they'll be tense as fuck. This is crazy, if there was a planned attack today then I'd expect simultaneous attacks at other grounds.
>>67600821
underrated post
INSHALLAH BROTHERS INSHALLAH
Armed police men searching terraces reported live on radio.
you can tell who the /pol/tards are ITT
>>67600762
Those Pakis who live behind the dugout are Sikhs m8.
>>67601239
/sp/ shitposting would be mental if a bomb goes off during a match.
comfy time
>>67601327
Of course they're armed, you can't be a policeman if you've got no arms.
>>67601327
Listening to news talk too? Pretty entertaining
>>67601374
wew
Stewarts checking lower end seats in stretford end reported live on radio.. Yawn... would the bomb go off already so we can go on with it.
>>67601217
David moyes made a prank bomb threat , he's got Rafa round they're bladdered.
>>67600821
First post is always best
>>67601239
>tfw nothing will happen and we will keep on building our hype for some frogs getting btfo just to be let down every game
>>67601217
Everyone remembers the day a dog was loose in the playground
SUSPECT PACKAGE
Turns out it's a new contract for LVG
>Discovery of a suspect package
I hope it is Van Gaals severance package XD
"suspect package found in NW" - from MU offical... yawn..wasting my day here
>>67601374
Is this the fabled Australian banter I have heard about?
I've got a suspect package lads if you know what I mean (my dick)
>>67601488
TAKBIR
>>67601426
that's the third post though
ASS ANAL
GIROOOOOUUUUUU
>>67601465
Announcer at Old Trafford has just said the game looks unlikely to take place. Being told to move away from stadium.
ayy lmao
S P A G H E T T I
Imagine being the police chief in france for the euros this summer. What a shit job with all these potential life calls he will have to make.
Is the suspect package a trophy?
>>67601542
HAPPENING
Abandoned lmao what the fuck
match just got abandoned
>>67601360
ah that explains it
>>67601558
What are the odds on muslims going boom during the euros?
>>67601361
Game abandoned!
MATCH ABANDONED
>>67601443
Our schools best was probably chicken in the canteen. Took minutes until some kid who kept chickens picked it up.
>>67600697
lads, it turns out pellegrini went to old trafford to give a speech.
Maatch abandoned!!!!!! wew
>>67601563
It's Giggsy's chips
TOP 4 ABANDONED
I hope the dog doesn't get blown up.
Is this a desperate attempt by United to get attention on the final day to try and stay relevant?
MUSLIMS OUT
>bournemouth fans travelled all the way up to manchester for nothing
ayyyyyy
>yfw it turns out mansour is behind the bomb
RACE WAR NOW
>MANURE
>LITERALLY BTFO
Whenever they find a "suspicious package", it is ALWAYS fake
>>67601594
Pretty low I guess, the amounts of money being earned with Euro Cups or World Cups is insane, pretty sure security will be really fucking tight.
CALLED OFF
Match abandoned
Fuck off muslim scum
>City already score
>>67601335
eh, all of us?
>>67601443
my school had a criminal on the run from police in the playground
i'd have preferred the dog desu
TERRORISTS
WIN
>>67601443
Fucking niggers in my school used to throw rocks at a cat that came near our playground sometimes.
>>67601594
>0 lad
So what happens next?
0-0 or will it be re-scheduled?
Game abandoned according to the britcuck calling City/Swansea
It's Asian betting syndicates.
>>67601655
>>67600697
OI VEY ITS ANUDDA MUNICH
surely placed there by a white male, no other conclusion you can draw
>>67601594
Being serious, I think they will do nothing because they have the 2022 world cup in their own home and they won't risk losing it.
>Manchester United
>Crowd is literally divided
You can't make this shit up.
>>67601715
This been known senpai keep up.
This is ridiculous
backpack full of tinnies causing game to be abandoned
fuckkkkk
>wanting to watch manure
for what purpose?
Riots when
They've got nothing else to do
Why do Muslims have to ruin everything?
this is why you can't import muslims.
too bad nothing happened during the match so britcucks coudl learn some diversity
>>67601712
The respective managers must have a sack race at Wembley. It's on BBC 1 at 5pm should get it on the iplayer of you got a vpn.
>>67601730
>I think they will do nothing because they have the 2022 world cup in their own home and they won't risk losing it.
Something tells me that people of that ilk don't really care if Qatar hosts a world cup
If it's abandoned it means they found something real.
>>67601659
Because muslims can be totally nice people too. Who cares if they don't give a shit about gay and women's rights. You're a fucking racist for suggesting that's wrong.
>>67601689
>>67601692
No it isn't.
>>67601765
small cocks
FA pls give us 6 points as this is a traumatic experience thank you
ABANDONED
>>67601594
There will be something planned, for sure. Think about it, they don't even need to target the stadiums, they can just find a bar full of fans and bomb it or shoot it up.
>man u fans travelled all the way from london for nothing
The amount of people in this thread just assuming Muslims are behind this makes me laugh. You know literally nothing about what's happening. But Islamophobia isn't a real thing...
>>67601784
Well, sounds more exciting than the match so I'm up for it.
>>67601790
Nah. I'd be very, VERY surprised.
webm?
>>67601769
But half of Man Utds home crowd are Muslims
>>67601807
alright there ahmed
>>67601730
Parisian Muslims from the banlieus don't give a fuck m8
![fMAe9JH[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/q6tWztn.png "fMAe9JH[1].png")
>my bets get voided
Fuck off
>>67601807
herro reddit
what if it was just all of Van Gaal's notes he made throughout the season in one briefcase
>>67601730
They killed a bunch of fans in Iraq for no reason other than they say football is anti Islam. The best thing they could do is take it from them now
Tfw In the stand
Scared as fuck lads pls update me
>>67601795
Oh it's no more traumatic than the rest of your season
>>67601426
what?
>>67601792
Yes it is....about ten minutes since that was announced
>>67601679
They just say it's fake so that the public doesn't learn the true extent of the Muslim menace
>>67601807
Fuck off paki, who else would it be?
>>67601785
It doesn't matter if they care or not, they will be told to not do shit during the euros.
>>67601807
>taking 4chin seriously
>>67601807
Yeah because who the fuck else blows up white people nowadays?
>>67601754
ask your mum, after all she had to watch you for the last 27 years
>>67601841
RIP
I
P
>>67601800
Yeah, that's what I'd expect anyway. They've shown that they can attack random shit, why would they concentrate on the places with high security?
>>67601837
they didn't get returned?
>some backpack misplaced by fan
>abandoning the game
doesn't add up lads
>>67601841
#pray4u
>>67601730
are you fucking retarded?
>>67601807
sup rasheed
>>67601807
its those damn Cornwall separatists I bet.
>>67601807
this is bait surely
>>67601841
Your brothers placed a bomb outside. Don't worry Mohammed, you will soon have your 72 virgins.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/10/police-descend-on-manchester-shopping-centre-for-massive-anti-terror-drill-5871527/
This happened five days ago.
I'm no conspiratard, but it's awfully suss timing.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10218552
http://www.strawpoll.me/10218552
http://www.strawpoll.me/10218552
>>67601807
Rasheed
It could be the IRA you know
>>67601807
t. Ahmed
>>67601807
found the muslim
KEK
https://twitter.com/jonesoncorners/status/731829896943669248
>>67601807
>>67601807
I agree, i've had it with this "addictive and funny" 4chan
>>67601807
gr8 b8
BREXIT
R
E
X
I
T
>>67601807
>my name is Mohamad El-Arabi
>>67601805
Kek
>>67601901
Fuck off reddit faggot
>>67601805
>>67601899
Just about to say the IRA threat level went up the other day
and most of them are liverpool fans...
>>67601910
Memes aside I feel bad for him
>>67601899
Well no, since that ended 20 years ago you retard
One step closer to the race war.
Normies will get buttblasted as fuck once their bread and circus gets interrupted by sandniggers.
>>67601899
the fuck are the ira doing
fucking paddies aren't even a threat anymore
>>67601879
>everything I don't like is bait
>>67601899
Nah m8 we used to always ring up first
>>67601931
those are clearly IRA muslims
>>67601807
the city of Sadiq Khan
>>67601807
>bomb threat
>everyone assumes it's muslims
>everyone told not to assume anything until we have confirmation
>turns out it's muslims
every fucking time
>>67601910
>Designated
>>67601934
you fucking idiot
>>67601964
This, like clockwork
>>67601877
>Cornwall separatists
kek'd
>>67601936
>implying
#notallmuslims
>>67601910
>almost in tears
no longer kek
>>67601950
Shouldn't you he shilling for bernie on reddit?
>>67601807
الØمد لله رب العالمين
>>67601964
This
>>67601871
Yeah but that's not the point lad, that accy was gonna win
>>67601899
>See IRA coming
>show them this
>danger averted
Why not take a leaf out of moyes book and play the game in the park?
>>67601910
Gutted for this lad.
>abandoned
what why
>>67601730
m8 there's like five thousand different kinds of muslims and they all hate each other almost as much as they hate the West
they don't give a shit about that
>>67601964
it's the jews m8
>>67601950
Oh so you are actually that dumb are you Jafar?
>Lelgland
>>67601841
the game is cancelled rasheed, go home
>>67601997
kek
>>67601997
>Turns out it's muslims
>Taharrush intensifies
>>67601987
>bernie
uwot? Doesn't that place worship Trump and shitpost on /pol/?
false flag by salty go-tards?
>>67601981
Prepare to be removed.
>>67601997
>>67601730
Jesus Christ lmao please stay in your lane
>>67602009
so no one dies when the bombs go off
BBC latest:
The suspect package found at Old Trafford was a bag of Champions League tickets
>>67601987
>If you aren't an edgy 15 year old racist then you must be a mentally ill liberal
Don't you have homework to do, lad?
>>67601964
100% accurate post
>>67602014
>they
They better find a genuine bomb, I can't imagine the shitstorm if it's nothing.
>>67601910
>his first game at old Trafford
>police find suspect package
Coincidence? I think not.
>all these (You)s
thanks lads. I am literally jewish btw
>>67601997
lel
>>67601997
>>67602019
We have other things to bomb.
United is already in ruins and not a threat tbth.
>>67600821
Savage
>>67601911
S'up, Ackmed
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>>67602058
>>67602056
BTFO
>>67601964
RELIGION OF PEACE!
#NOTALLMUSLIMS
>>67601964
>turns out it's muslims
>every fucking time
To be fair one time here it was a security company, faking a bomb threat. I still don't know how they thought that was a good idea for advertising.
>>67600821
lel
>>67601807
>>67601977
How, achmed?
>>67601951
>in London with family
>near whl so ask if we can have a look around the stadium
>grumpy old fuck tells us to fuck off
>uncle and father start talking about being in the IRA and that they're going to blow the place up
>>67601807
Mr Mayor, go back to work
we should all get along. the jews are our real enemy
>>67601807
Fuck off you paki wog scum
Get the fuck out of my country
It is ALWAYS muslims. Never hear of Christian attacks. Just fuck off. So sick of this shit and this arse licking of Islam. Fuck off to some Sharia country if you love it so much
So fucking pissed off.
>fergie orchestrates a bomb scare so united will know the city result in advance of their own game
absolute madman
ACTIVATE IT
I live in South Manchester near the airport and several helicopters have just flown over.
>>67602103
kek, really? That's madman marketing
wow they really are the new liverpool
>>67601807
Don't blow a fuse over it, Sahdiq. Just a bit o' banta, like. Go cheer yourself up a bit and shag a 12 year old.
>>67602131
>/pol/
>Post yfw the race war begins
>>67602075
of course! the goyim tricked again
>>67602089
You're allowed to have opinions, but not on matters that are already confirmed objective truths.
For example, "I think the French city of Paris is in Australia" is not an acceptable opinion to have, because it is objectively wrong.
>>67601807
10/10 well played would rage again
>>67602144
DELETE THIS
>>67602062
they only make up half of this country, dumbass
Guys is just a butter knife in a box.
>>67602064
Spoiler: the "suspect packages" are always real bombs, but they are reported as false alarms to keep the public from panicking.
Police are foiling terror attacks constantly.
