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>>67528906
pmsl an actual world op from euan
Someone post the Eurovison Albania pic please. I need to save it to see if its the same guy this year.
>>67528922
Pmsl at Euan stealing OC
>>67528922
>not made by Euan
first for please give me money i wouldnt even mind a tenner my way
>>67528927
>>67528906
Got too much on Mackers tip and it looks fucking SHITE
Reminder that there are AT LEAST two massive dangers in out midst
>>67528938
pmsl cheers liddo
>>67528946
>stop making money
ok
Does Albania even still post on his blogabet?
Brasov o5.5 is THE bet
>>67528946
>not being shrewd for life
better than being a wagecuck desu
this mackers bet looks t e z
>>67528986
>arab shite
France surely insane value in this market
>you will never own a horse with goffy
>>67529010
>Implying there is any value to be had any more
>>67529010
vocals not gr8
i have 100 of the finest queen's sterling on france winning @ 6.5. what about you guys
/mu/ thread when
What are the odds on us winning lads? Our song is literally shit
Halmstad is the official thread bet.
On Large
>>67529071
stop that
>>67529069
They went hammering till dawn too, so they have a nice hangover today.
Mackers pays 1k a month for IPTV
>>67529141
So do I, what's your point?
>>67529071
I'm on +0.25 personally
>>67529012
Pretty sure his horse just won at 16/1.
>>67529170
https://twitter.com/nickgoff79/status/730794979237466112
https://twitter.com/jimboyle17/status/659774417694797824
Yep pretty sure that's Duke of North.
>>67529071
>>67529162
stream for the boys:
livestream-s.info/video/438234.html
>>67529183
flatanon CONFIRMED as goffposter
>>67529183
>flatanon
Have a (You) for being (You)
>>67529192
Got a smed on SW, medium on the 0.0 handi
LGTSS
BOOOM
reminder
>>67529183
Would love to own a horse one day, probably a bit less glamorous than I imagine though
>>67529245
is there a bigger danger itt than @basten11?
Jesus fuck, why does Bet365 offer so many games and then wont offer them In Play
I have 4 games from this morning across Russia, Algeria, and China Womens football that have all won, but B365 wont give me the fucking money.
Every time you reach out to them its a "we dont offer in play on all games.......THEN FUCKING TELL US BEFORE"
>>67529267
idiot
>>67529267
either pasta or nibs
>>67529192
atmosphere is electric. love the clap hype for the freekick
>>67529265
>slagging off goffy's right hand man
>>67529265
yes, literally every north american
>>67529245
HUGE fan of basten's work
>Herlev FH 0.0
what does FH and 0.0 mean?
Sogndal line is at -0.5 lads.
Tromso are dire away from home and have a weak squad out
tfw you find THE bet but when you get back from researching, the line has been RUINED
BT wants a smed on Tikka +0.75
That Tikka rball tho
>>67529388
what was THE bet?
11111111111111
KEKO SURREAL
>>67529399
Tikka +1. Prices came from the Poxyt mutual. Akilles fluked a draw but Tikka lost 4-0.
peter aftertiming again
>>67529418
pixels suggesting value on the + still
>>67529420
man is surreal
>>67529418
tikka only have 2 subs lad
need to start paying brewer
>>67529418
only got 13 players you shud have tipped + though gone to a dnb now like
>>67529451
Can't wait to send my dossier on Tommy to the FA
>>67529451
>You will never go on a night out with Brewer and the lads, get a table and some bottles of grey goose and end up shagging a club slut
>>67529446
>>67529453
Didnt even get that far.
By the time I got results and opinions, they were +0.25 from +1.0.
Just need an Akilles DA and shot rally and I'll be on them DNB
Levanger +0.5 is value. underrated due to rball
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>67529451
thought it was going to be mike brewer, kek.
>>67529468
why would you want to do any of that?
>>67529514
Who's Mike Brewer?
If I had money i'd put a smed on rosenborg 2/2
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36264746
You will never see more of a penny punting slug than Chris Rea
>>67529363
>what does FH and 0.0 mean?
bump. ill kill myself f someone seriously answers
>>67529570
please have sex
>>67528906
Dem Hungarian U17's every time
Reminder you'll never find a girl who is over a 5/10 and doesn't go to clubs
>>67529605
Finnish Handicap, same as Asian. 0.0 means draw no bet from that scoreline
>>67529603
dat afta
whopper
>>67529594
only the shrewdest man in britain
K e K o
>>67529603
He'll be on the beach in Fuerteventura with that win.
>>67529632
'old out yer 'and!
>>67529617
inb4 nonces claiming shagging 16 year olds is acceptable
>mackers
>>67529678
don't do that, thought his bet was losing you scruffy meff
K E K O
S U P R E M E SHREWD
>>67529663
>being this much of a dullard
>>67529693
nonce
https://mobile.twitter.com/sidlowe/status/730707874062700544
is nothing sacred?
>>67529769
the pope is catholic
>>67529769
>implying that's not where my entire yearly +ve comes from
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>67529769
Pretty sure most teams just throw their games against Barca.
First Euan, then ARP. Now Keko and soon BT.
Is this the end of paid tipsters as we know them?
>>67529769
you new lid? Real been fixing for years now like
>>67529363
It means Full 0 - Half 0, so no goals in either half. H2H.
>>67529769
>That Spanish butthurt
>>67529844
>keko
Not being on the asane train
>>67529874
Oh wait he wasn't done, missed these
>>67529874
Please fix your text rendering.
>>67529903
likely looks like that, as it should be saved as a png. jpg is for photos, png for text and drawings.
>>67529596
Thank god I didn't have any money
>>67529903
THIS
the state of those letter 't's
>>67529903
Nah, shitposting from work on an old system, no value in me fucking about with it.
HALMSTAAAAAAD
Can't stop winning today.
Why is there always a discrepancy between -0.5 and SW? Normally weighted towards the handi
>>67529942
asians are more generous
>>67529942
surely nibs
>>67529942
Asian is calculated using traditional taiwanese mathematics, which results in slightly different numbers.
>>67529596
>>67529923
Apparently playing tez. I have overs in that game. Pray for me, friend.
>>67529942
Bookies know most people just bet on SW so they knock the odds down to increase their edge even more. Pure greed, or incredibly smart? You decide.
>>67529998
Makes sense, cheers lid
>>67529994
Watching the game, been absolute dogshite since the minute after I originally posted. Had a couple chances towards the end of first half. Refuse to believe we live in a world where this ends 0-0
Eyes on young boys
state of this
>>67529942
what is a draw
>>67530044
banter unreal tbf lol
>Kurt tipping Akilles dc
already on tikka dnb, bring it on Kurt m80
>>67530183
Reasoning?
>>67530183
at 1.33?
>>67530183
pmsl what is the fraud's reasons?
2 subs/"they'll tire"?
>>67530210
Akilles Double chance 1.8 odds - 4/10 @ 1.8
akilles opened up on 1/2 odds for straight win and odds massively shifted (due to rball rape 1st half). close to full team for akilles also today and home form mid week essential in these lower leagues!
akilles slightly up on das this half and shots. only 1 shot this half for tikka! huge value for time left
Tikka are an awful team and only have 13 players today!
they lost vs a herto team that had not won a game 3-0! away and lost to sexpoyt at home 4-0! whilst akilles drew 1-1 to sexypoxyt!
Tikka beat an awful last place team by 3-2 only whilst akilles have a win, draw and a loss (vs league leaders) 3-1 but quit eeven rball but slightly down on das 55-79 11 shots each! in a much thougher start!
Sogdnal pls score
>>67530240
Fucking hell. Nice to see he still hasnt improved his english.
Cant be arsed picking apart what is wrong here. Probably wins now though.
>>67530259
>he didn't bankroll halmstad.
>>67530238
see: >>67530240
Also:
Kurt Drago 14-10 das 3 shots to 0 . dc absolutely class with 30 min left need paying. and better team overall
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Tromso have been VERY VERY lucky not to concede desu
this trollpost pmsl
>>67530300
Had sums on +0.25, great line, bookies clueless etc
pmsl euan so jealous
Big Al with a tip. Lay him large?
>>67530297
How many foreign languages can you speak Euan?
>>67530378
Isn't he one of the two guys behind IBT?
The mind boggles at how shrewd the other man has to be
>>67530403
BT is the other guy
>>67530402
Miksi kysyt?
>>67530044
GBOL
>>67530423
It adds up
>>67530336
Why would the shrewdest known entity in the universe be jealous of ANYTHING???
>>67530433
I asked how many you can speak, not 'give me 2 words in another language'.
put a couple of day's worth of food coin on rosenburg winning. starved if this doesn't pay off
>>67530475
zzzz so boring
seriously wish i was with goff watching his horse romp home today , what a great experiennce that miust have been ... truly incredible momnent
ffs, not on either side but desperately wanted to see PGA slugs down to Kurt
Tikka Masaaaaaalaaaaa
Glasgow has been named among 11 urban areas in the UK and Ireland which have breached air pollution safety levels.
Worried about Euan's health tbqh lids.
russia going to drift tonight then?
>>67530534
that's the 'glasgow effect' for you.
>>67530552
yes
>>67530534
IMAGINE living in an urban area
>>67530534
i'm not lol """""bumfuck"""" won't even toss over a tenner
>>67530534
Bet 50% of this is directly from Rossy Boy's breath.
Ok, it was funny for a while. Score now Rosenborg.
>>67530671
ask and tho shall recieve
>>67530183
Me 1 Kurt 0
hup x
yes rosenburg score. might be able to afford a snickers now
>>67530767
Indeed! 111111
>The Queen has won a Tesco voucher after her horse was victorious at the Royal Windsor Horse Show.
>The monarch appeared delighted as she was handed the gift card, thought to be worth £50.
>tfw the Queen is more up than you today
If Russia wins EV I'll have to ask her to send it to me.
Big_Al
-27.05% yield
why do people trust his tips again?
>>67530811
>45.6% win-rate
>Let's just suspend it for 5 minutes until they score
zzzz this bet365 jewry
>>67530811
he's one half of IBT
>>67530811
and yet he's still a better gambler than you pmsl
>>67530843
i'm the guy that one loads on the man city 2-2 bet remember
>>67530811
If I lay all of his tips would I get a 27% ROI?
>>67530856
no, retard
>>67530811
He runs the website
>>67530811
Would love for big al to test your chin mate
>>67530873
>>67530890
well what would it be then?
>hes not on pompey
Hass is such a fraud.
i'm just staring at my 20% profit today. imagine if i was Big_Al, i'd have lost that much
>create a website to lure top tipster to promote their egos
>best tipster go paid and you can see there tips for free while other mugs pay for them
Big al so shrewd
>>67530924
Blood is in the oven right now desu
>>67530914
~5% probably
BT wants marge on Sporting Club Albion Women
>>67530943
Down outrageous.
Thank god for keko's tips those. Made figures of the 4 variety on Levanger
>>67530926
>lures idiot wannabe shrewds to #ON his shitty tips
maybe i was wrong
>>67530950
why does he?
>>67530950
>impersonating me
>>67530950
BT is in Stockholm you cretin
>>67530950
Bt is on periscope right now at Eurovision
>>67530954
Really don't want to update this on my spreadsheet
£0 in my bet365 account lids, do I wait til I can comfortably afford to bet again, do I play it sensibly and make moderate gains or do I chuck a few quid on a massive acca and wish for the best?
>He wasn't on the drunk ref fix
Tears
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36281699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yqD_4JzaTM
Ffs hass you f r a u d
>>67531047
one of them was pissing during the match
>>67531042
>chuck a few quid on a massive acca
do this. also post the accu
i only have £5 in my balance and wanna join you on the stairways to riches
>>67531086
Am I allowed to move to the czech republic?
>>67531086
nothing like preserving slavic values and heritage by drinking on the job innit
>>67531047
pmsl
>>67531104
Of course, why wouldn't you
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcfour
>ARP S H A K I N G
>>67530950
Put 30 units without realising it wasn't BT.
You're lucky they just scored you lil rat.
>>67531114
Not sure how you feel about foreigners
>>67531161
russia won't win dude
>>67531204
white westerners are always welcome :^)
>>67531196
I'm 3/3 when impersonating BT so have a better yield anyway
can a Eurovision PRO rate my picks, thanks!
>>67531220
Very good to hear
>>67531220
not white
>>67531232
looks dece
>people meme arrowing outside 4chan
>cricket tipster despite no one ever having tipped cricket here before
>>67530916
>he is on pompey
>>67531280
agree
>>67531280
reffocs, here. cricketing expert willing to share my extensive knowledge with /bet/
surprised there hasn't been much cricket betting, rare collection of brits we have here
>>67531280
>Not being a cricket J U D G E
>>67531232
Bulgaria the value in top balkan
middle one is fine but no idea why you're on at 1.3 desu
france finish outside of top 5
>>67530950
>>67531196
>>67531222
Fucking lol. Thanks.
fff
>>67531309
and yep, mumbai at 1.7 as it stands now is a fucking steal.
>>67531280
Using > to quote something isn't a LEL EPIN MEME ARROW thing or a 4chan thing though.
>he rates Latvia
>>67531280
Same guy posted a cricket tip here that lost horribly pmsl
no chance this grebo goes through
Where is Cybu
>>67531465
He's qualified lid
>It's a counter attack animation not leading to a goal on rball episode
>we're the last of our kind
its not a song its a warning white people
Rebacking Poland NO
SO HARD
>that hair
dropped
Is this the official eurovision thread btw?
>>67531553
for betting purposes only
Plymouth - Portsmouth goals when?
Second semi-final so SO tez
>>67531593
stronger than first IMO
>>67531605
You need to give your head a good shake pal
Israel dece desu can cause Russia some problems
>>67531583
>when
there's already been 3
Wouldn't mind one more goal in the Afturelding game. PLS?
>>67531593
talking BIG sense pal
>>67531614
ukraine and aus v good, belg a dark horse, israel has slayed and i liked latvia
>ivan
lid
>Belarus no @1.36
brb bankrolling
PMSL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>67531656
>israel has slayed
talking very little sense pal
How close does she want to get the dirty old slag
Douwe SO charismatic WOW
>>67531731
shut up mate thats my mum
>>67531731
Begging her to fix her teeth
She's an amalgam of every shitty girl singer ever
>>67531774
>amalgam
*amalgamation
>>67531774
You lids better give us 12 points.
TRICKY NICKY
STROBE EFFECTS
i don't get how eurovision works. won't everyone just vote for their own country and the one with the largest population stands as favourites?
>>67531830
cant vote for own country
>lady
Fucking hellfire
>>67531830
Can't vote for yourself friendo
Poland - NO
Norway - NO
Belarus - NO
Got 4 figures combined on those.
Questions?
nickie cannae sing
>>67531830
I don't even get how football works, won't everyone just keep scoring in their own goal and whoever kicks off stands as favorites?
>The tits on this one
Macedonia - YES
>>67531835
how do they enforce this?
She needs to lay off the fags
>>67531846
post slip
Are ugly eastern european women sterilised at birth? Just wondering how there are so few of them in existence.
Just spotted BT in his yellow shirt
>good singer
>can sing in English
pick one
>>67531855
THICK
>>67531857
idk but it works
>>67531855
Absolute cracking pair on this FYR chick, would swipe right.
>>67531846
Norway will qualify.
>>67531850
Thought you'd be at Alea the night pmsl
