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GOLD-STANDARD HOCKEY
Current score: 2-0
The Blues have made it legitimate after an initial goal was called offsides.
Will the Stars lay down and take it, or achieve a comeback in the second period?
(Gold-Standard Hockey™ is sponsored by Trumpgen.)
le first xD
3-0 now!
How long untill the stadium is empty
Dallas are finnished
>finns
>not choking
pick one and one only
I can only get so erect, St. Louis.
Can't believe the stars have 10 million locked up in the dumpster fire they call goaltending. Totally undermines their cup hopes for the next several years.
>>67516811
:DDDDD
>finnish goaltending
Should have been pulled after the offside goal.
How do you want your goaltending, anon?
>>67516830
>Falling for Finnish goaltending
>TWICE
All hope is gone
What is this autistic "man's" name?
>trusting Finnish goaltending
>Stors
>Jim Nill
>K4ri Let 'em in
>FINNISH GO4LTENDING
>D4llas """"""fans"""""
>>67516868
Just Finn my shit up senpai
So Let3in is done right?
What tactic is this?
dallas will surely switch goalies
>theyre both finns
holy fuck, fire the management
I don't give a fuck about the Bloos but my dick turns into diamonds anytime I see Fabbri
>TWO
>FINNISH
>GOALTENDERS
Triples and Stars win 5-4
The current Dallas logo and Jersey is horrendous
>>67516954
you could say he's FINNISHED.
>>67516997
So close yet so far Starfag.
just like your playoffs
>>67517013
Kek
>>67517006
Agree, the old one was way better
>>67517006
dallas has never had a good jersey
Anyone know what happened to that one guy from yesterday's game when the Pongs got bored with hockey and started throwing pucks at the fans?
>>67517006
I-I like it desu
ded?
If only Seguin was there
>>67517136
The old thread hasn't reached limit yet
>>67517006
They're not bad. They did that same minimalist "classic" rebrand thing Tampa and Carolina did.
>>67517048
This and the previous set (the one they brought from Minnesota) were their best
It's been all downhill since, but at least the current one isn't just the "DALLAS" script, or worse, the Mooterus
>>67517161
too bad the shade of green they chose is so garish
>>67517161
carolina is the worst sports logo in sports.
r8 my new york rangers gf
>>67517223
>nose ring
disgusting
35th for Dallass can't handle the Bloos and can't even handle the banter
what would happen if Texas declared war on Finland? who would win?
>>67517208
You clearly don't know about the Tides' rebrand. it makes me irrationally upset. The old swooping T was so nice.
>>67516689
if both teams could somehow lose that would be the best outcome. but seeing how one has to advance : fuck the stars.
>>67517223
is that a tranny?
that has to have a penis, no way it's a natural born female.
Even streamer can't watch this anymore and switched to football
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/JTvLFrQy4Kb
>>67517223
>mfw ill never have a qt 3.14 rags gf.
>>67517251
Classic offense vs defense.
Finland: Nation of military service focusing on having an elite defense against infiltration
Texas: a state 75% composed of people who have successfully crossed national borders illegally
what song is that
NEED NEW STREAM ASAP
>>67517223
>that tiny wooden shitbox neighborhood
Poor white trash confirmed
>>67516899
underrated post
why did the stars even bother coming out? this shit is over
>>67517433
The stars did, but none of their fans are still here.
>>67517223
She screams SJW and Bernie Sanders supporter. 5/10
How fucking sad is it that this game is THAT important to Blues fans and Stars haters? Damn your real lives must be empty and pathetic.
Deuces, Im out, successful Dallas residents dont have time for petty meaningless hockey games.
>>67517006
Why do the Mavs and Stars use that same shade of disgusting green?
>stream switched to football and sharks-preds is not even tonight
time to sleep
>>67517161
Carolina's are awful; they could have at least kept the numbering from the old jerseys
>>67517197
It's like they ceded the good shades of green to Minnesota
This game is over...
Welp, no use wasting a perfectly good thread
OFFICIAL "SELECT ALL" CAPTCHAS POWERRANKINGS
1. Grass
2. Oceans and bodies of water
3. Pickup trucks
4. Waterfalls
5. Commercial trucks
6. Rivers
6. Cars/automobiles
91. Dining rooms
901. Auditoriums
9001. Food
90001. Street signs
9000001. Store fronts
9000000001. Select all "X" and they disappear and a new one takes its place
>>67517458
You clearly know nothing of the note
Good luck Niemi.
HOW MANY OPEN NETS DO YOU FAGGOTS NEED?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL
HAHAHAKEKEKE
Give me a stream to the game faggots I'm traveling!
>>67517466
>he doesn't use legacy captcha
for what purpose.
>dallas unironically believed a tandem of >finnish goaltending would work
KEK
You guys don't have to be such assholes.
Dallas had a great season and will only get better as time goes on.
That toe save. Holy shit.
How fast can one city go from claiming to care about hockey while not actually caring to caring while claiming not to?
>>67517433
Stors being embarrassed
>dallas
>in charge of putting a puck in an empty net
these nbc commentators are so fucking awful, holy fucking shit how the fuck do americans listen to these retards nightly?
>>67517508
Because it becomes unsolvable after itime
>>67517513
>m-my team had a great season
>p-please don't banter us
wewlad
>>67517511
>Dallas
>Knowing anything about hockey
Come on bud.
I hope Benns skate blade runs right across Elliots neck
>will the winner of this team play for the Stanley Cup against pic related?
>>67517526
turn them off and pop on the hawkwind
>>67517466
Solid list, just had the grass one
>>67517501
r/nhlstreams
>a serpent's tounge
Guys I'm trying to lose weight but I drink about 700ml of vodka a night
What should I do?
vlc stream url pls?
thanks
SCCCAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!
>finnish goaltending
It's ogre
B A C K E S
A
C
K
E
S
>Finnish "goaltending"
LIKE A SERPENT'S TOUNGE
>ST4RS
TIPTOPFUCKINGKEK
GET KEKED
LMAO
reminder that it's costing the stars more than $10 miliion for >finnish goaltending
Oh wow
>New goaltender
>same nationality
>same result
>>67517513
>shitty defense and finnish goaltending
How are either of these supposed to get better with age?
4 FUCKING GOALS
Dallas would have swept this series is Seguin played you dumb fucking cunts.
>Finnished Goaltending
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHA
AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
this is just getting sad
>sturrs
>finnish goalering
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>67517521
however long it took lehtonen to let in 3 goals.
>leht3in
>niem1
W E W
E
W
>top scoring team in regular season
>weighted down with so much spaghetti in game7 they literally missed their third open net of the game
dear lord what a joke of a team
wheres that "who can stop us" faggot? who woulda guessed the answer would be to give them the whole net to shoot at
>IT WAS 0-0
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>D4LL4S
>ST4RS
>NI4MI
>Finnish Goaltending
>sarts
Change goalies, they said. It'll help they said.
scaaaaaaar Dallas btfo
BAD HOCKEY TEAM DESU
OH LORDY WE BLOWOUT NOW
ABSOLUTELY
BTFO
T
F
O
Blose could end up beating all of the Reddit teams of the western conference if they get San Jose next round
BEE TEE EFF OH
oh am i laffin
>FINNISH GOALTENDING
i still believe
every goal they say is a stoppable puck
Remember when Dallas thought they had a chance?
the WCF could be Blues vs Sharks
would the series ever end? which team would choke first?
They should just pull goalie at this point, it would be more effective
Feeling bad for the Stars right now, but obviously they're not playing good enough. Can't blame the goaltender for this shit.
Is this Dallas 2016 or Rio 2014?
>>67517602
We know ALL bout these 2 goalies
>>67517466
I'm a limo man myself
as soon as you see a limo you can just select the other limos, helpful on mobile
>>67517593
El em ay oh maybe if he was in net
Did they just play Graham Coxon in that arena? Most random song I've ever heard in a hockey arena.
Dallas absolutely memed
>the goaltending of finland
Want to borrow a goaltender? Jake Allen is free for the next 35 mins.
>>67517653
it is bro
>finnish goal tending
>>67517660
>Can't blame the goaltender for this shit.
LOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
PUT IT TO AN AREA
U
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I
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T
O
A
N
A
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Baby Benn just got absolutely BTFO
>starting and backup goaltenders are finnish
you're just asking to lose
>BinGT
an eerie silence in Dallas
>>67517660
>29 other teams fan bases knew this was going to happen
>stars fans STILL think they can come back in this game
hahahahahha
shit team
shit coaching
shit system
shit finnish goaltending
shit fans
It seems like Dallas should just pull their goalie for the extra man now. It's not like he's doing anything back there anyways.
>having two finnish goaltenders
Stars are beyond fucked
Hold up /sp/
The fucking tards that stand up, turn around, and wave at the TV cameras every time i passes near them.
We all hate them right?
That's not just me? Like how much of a prick do you have to be to obsess over getting 3 pixels of your face on TV?
C-Can we restart the game?
>>67517593
That's what they get for rushing him back. Notice how Tampa didn't rush their guys and they're in the ECF?
>entering the playoffs with a goalie from Finland
>entering the playoffs with TWO goalies from Finland
Between this ass whipping and Spurs about to choke harder then the sharks, texas must be on a collective suicide watch.
HE WEDGES IT OUT
BUT IT'S PICKED OFF AT THE BLUE LINE
HE SHOVELS IT AHEAD
AND HE FLEXES IT ON THROUGH
>well doc we're really seeing a show down here tonight
>the bench is just electric
>back up to you
THANKS PIERRE, WHAT'S THIS?
THIS COULD BE AN ODD MAN RUSH
IT IS
HE WINDS IT UP!
AND LETS OF AN ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT!
...
IT HITS THE PIPE!!!!
IT HIT THE PIPE!!!
OHHH A RISING SHOT BUT
IT
WOULD
NOT
GO
>>67517691
Dallas should just roll 6 forwards. They're bound to score that way
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>>67517691
When your team's selling point is a high powered offense and they aren't getting a god damned thing done what's there to say? They looked fucking pathetic in the first, now they look like they're trying but that's not good enough. Too little too late.
>That Bronx cheer for Ni3mi.
someone got vlc stream?
>>67517691
>Can't blame the goalies
Blame the owner and coach for paying these yokels who pretend to be goalies
Imagine if fluke injuries(Seguin) and refpuck didnt exist, the Stars would have swept this series a week ago.
>Pull goalie
>Play 6 on 5 for almost 2 periods
>???
>Profit?
>Dull-ass
>Equine athlete
Niemi is a Sharks sleeper agent
>>67517656
blues, then the sharks choke in the final
>>67517466
What about mountains or trees? Sometimes trees or flowers confuse me because maybe there's a little one in the background
>>67517466
Moar of high-test female por favor
finnish goalers make me feel like i, at the age of 29, could still make it as a professional in the nhl
and i thank them for that
tHE mEmE FACE OF tHE d4LL4S sT4RS
>>67517660
>Dallas hockey knowledge
Is the arena empty yet?
>>67517728
kek
lel
1 shot
1 goal
1 gay binn
STRONG FOREPLAY
Edzo, give Hitch the keys to the bus
>>67517777
Mexicunts BTFO
Just like Lord Emperor Trump Daddy will do to all of you wall builders
>>67517727
Moron, Dallas has a broship with OKC since we are so close together, my Thunder are headed to the next round and my Cowboys just won the draft of a lifetime
>>67517751
Of all of the beverages you could have to drink, why tea?
So um the devil is a Blues fan >>67517666
>>67517466
Is that a tampon on the floor next to the mirror?
>>67517728
>HE FIRES IT IN KITTY CORNER AND IT'S A RACE TO THE PUCK
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
>two finnish goalies in the playoffs
how did this team get here?
HEY, I'M FEELING TIRED
MY TIME IS GONE TODAY
YOU FLIRT WITH SUICIDE
SOMETIMES, THAT'S OK
Over-under 6 goals for St Louis tonight?
with finns you lose
How is this the same team?
Please win San Jose, please for the love of God give us an easy conference finals
game's not over yet fellas
>>67517849
By playing the mild
>>67517751
Not happening tonight, the game isn't on CBC
>>67517849
memes
ITT
>FINNISH GOALTENDING
>MORE FINNISH GOALTENDING
kek
>>67517862
It's SJS's year
>>67517835
nice
>>67517863
all memes aside, it's over
>>67517832
Would it turn you on if it was?
Last digit is how many goals dallas scars for the rest of the game.
did they just play the misfits
>>67517813
Nice, thanks
>>67517866
By playing the mild without Parise or Vanek. Hell, they even dropped two games in the series.
Sharpe looking very Ovechkin like
>>67517897
8-7 loss confirmed
what's the biggest comeback ever in hockey
>>67517910
so he won't be able to score again and his team will lose? :O
>finnish goaltending
>>67517922
Nope now last digit is how many bloose scar
>>67517910
How can you tell? I've hardly noticed him out there :^)
>>67517931
http://blackhawks.nhl.com/gamecenter/en/recap?id=2009020071
SOFT AS FUCK
STEERS RESORTING TO DIVING
DAT DESPERATION
>softie benn
>>67517947
All night overtime confirmed
So who will the blues be playing? Shorks or Peeds
>>67517947
11-7 final score, blues win. confirmed
End it
>>67517952
he fell over the puck and whiffed
Benn went down pretty easy there.
>>67517910
you mean his #1 seeded team is about to lose in the 2nd round?
>>67517931
Mario Lemieux's career.
>dallas diveices
>tfw blues signed a finnish goaltender
I'm scared bros. Is that what we have to look forward to?
>gaymie benn
his haircut is stupid as well
>>67517958
holy shit
Party in the city when a Finn's in goal
Lettin easy shit in, till the whistle go
Welcome to Niemi
Buenvenidos a Niemi
Bouncin in the net when the shot is weak
All night, on the ice till the buzzer beep
I'm goin to Niemi
Welcome to Niemi
>>67517958
>regular season game
>>67518003
nice
a-all canadians are gay, r-right?
i hope so...
>>67517973
I was implying he was completely invisible out there in his team's elimination game
bloos sweep in 7 confirmed
>>67518003
Me likey
>>67518003
Fucking 10/10 right here
Not like this...
>blues keep icing
>no calls
At least we have the refpuck on our side stars senpai
Where are all the Dallas fans? I thought our city was full of meth and niggers, don't you want to rub it in our faces a little bit more?
>>67518033
A sweep in only 3 games retard
>>67517847
I am still here famalam
>mfw seeing the score
>mfw seeing who the stars play
and this should be a game 7
>dallas
>in charge of playing hockey
>>67518049
>understanding hockey
>Dallas fan
>>67518003
>iiiiiiin west philadelphia born and raised
>throwin' d-cells is how I spent most of my days
>>67518049
>icing
>while killing a penalty
>nigga
>>67518064
Oh anon they said they don't even care about hockey so it doesn't matter. Top fucking kek.
>>67518064
>Being proud of being the capital of meth
>tfw I'll be in Dallas this Saturday wearing my Blues hat
>>67518064
Fuck off cunt this can still turn around
>>67518003
>>67518091
>Falling for the oldest b8 of /hoc/
>>67518064
not living in Dallas but won't leave the sinking ship that easily
>>67518064
>checks scoreboard
>Football teams in Dallas: 1
>Football teams in St. Louis: 0
bahahahahah
>>67517921
more, greatest ally
>>67517777
>he thinks I'm from Mexico
>doesn't realize you can live in Tijuana, but work at San Diego at the same time thus reaping the benefits of California standard of living and the ultra-cheap cost of living in Le Beanerland
ISHYGDDT
YouTube stream, little late but whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NFiegnFXvE
>>67518064
They're losing badly. That's what happened.
>233 replies
>16 posters
nice thread fags
>>67518107
>being from a country about to pay for a wall along it's own border to keep it's own people out
stay cuck'd
blues will sweep stars in 7 games or less
cap this post
>>67518115
lel
>>67518107
>being proud of being A Dirty Mexican
DON'T WORRY STARS WILL TURN THIS AROUND. DALLAS!!!
>>67518125
I'm with this anon
>>67517931
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C4kxfgP1mEc
>>67518132
if by 16 you mean 106 then i agree
>>67518107
Breh you can't even breathe the air in most of your cities. The county that is the meth capital is about 30-35 minutes away from our city. That is where we keep the hicks and spics.
