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GOLD-STANDARD HOCKEY
The St Louis Blues gear up to take on the Dallas Stars on their home turf. Who will emerge the victory and move on to round 3?
Rev up those memes, boys- we'll find out tonight!
(Gold-Standard Hockey™ is sponsored by Trumpgen.)
Thank god I live in a white city, Dallas
It's time
first for goblues
here we go
mfw elliot is pulled in first period again
>>67514975
does the blues have one of these pepes?
just here to see which of these loser teams loses
my bet is the bluesers
>>67514952
>white city
>Dallas
Waiting for streambro
LETS GO BLUES
I had a nightmare the blues were up 5-1 by the second period....Pls be wrong.
Damn I want some Whataburger
For you Missouri meth heads that dont know, Whataburger is the best fast food burger place on earth
game 7 tradition
>>67514987
what do you want? just a normal blues frok?
How many of you stars faggots even live in DFW?
>two finnish goaltenders
>>67515040
i want this smug big lips pepe except blues
>>67515041
houston here but still better than st. louis shit city
>>67515006
I still cant believe Jenette Mccurdy had Andre Drummonds big black cock in her tight little white pussy, hot diggity dog thats a hot mental image!
GO BLUES!!
>>67515036
GO BLUES
>GO BLUES
GO BLUES
>GO BLUES
>>67515035
>tfw
>>67515025
you will be wrong. They'll be up 7-1
based blues grill for good luck
>>67515036
GO BLUES
>>67515063
Its okay man, the Houston/Dallas/San Antonio broship is a real thing
>>67515041
Born and raised in Dallas
>tfw 90 degrees today
>tfw tornado two days ago
REFPUCK
>>67515142
>finnish goalpucking
Alright St.Louis, hand over the win.
>>67514915
but I don't need a fold of memes to be pro-trollan
>>67515002
me too
S-streambro p-please
>>67515057
30 sec in ms paint
What's for dinner tonight?
>>67515002
>>67515172
Misery loves company eh
Ohwa Ohwa Oh Oh
>Typical Blues fan
>>67515195
i made brats
>tfw not sure who I want to face in the wcf
>stors are shit defensively and >finnish memetending but will but up 3-4 goals a game and put pressure on other teams offense to match
>blues mediocre offense and goaltending but good enough defense to put the pressure on >our defense to keep the score low
All things being even I would rather have more memes and the chance to btfo niemi even though demers is a bro.
>Doc and Edzo
it's gonna be a great night
Saint Louis fans be like: we might win this series!!
I be like: but hows your football team doing!
>>67515250
You sound black
>>67515233
Tyler Seguin would probably be back for the wcf. The lack of him is the only reason the Blues have been able to hang in there.
Dallas is the most beautiful city on earth
>>67515184
oh it shows
>>67515184
Nice smuk
>>67515295
Next to Fort Worth.
>>67515284
well yea there's a 66.6% chance he's from Dallas or Houston so...
>>67515233
Nashville will win.
>>67515295
> most beautiful city on earth
> literally a concrete pretzel
>>67515331
>hasn't ever won a playoff game in sj and has been bootyblasted every game there so far
Not to mention the dangerous levels of refpuck needed to win games 4 and 6 in OT.
stream here
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/JTvLFrQy4Kb
>>67515331
just here to see who >we'll be beating :^)
who />finnish goaltending/ here
>>67515068
>>67515035
>>67515206
>>67515250
>butthurt reddithawk
Lmao
LET'S GET FUCKING PUMPED!!!!!!!!
Where's Gary Bettman? The stream guy not the megajew
whoever loses, pls come play in world championship
Nyquist can't carry them forever
the Dallas suburbs literally have the most beautiful women in the world, in the suburbs theyre all fit, drop dead gorgerous, white, and southern belle sweethearts
>>67515397
Bless you man
>>67515427
t. someone who has never lived in dallas clearly
Both teams have been completely invisible in this game so far 2bh
>>67515427
they're all sluts senpai
t. expert in slutty women
>>67515414
This is the third thread in a row youve accused me of being a blackhawks fan, im a Dallas fan you moron
>>67515036
GO BLUES
my stream isnt working someone plz give me link
That singer looks like August Ames
>>67515441
Thats why I said the suburbs
>>67515458
>false flagging as a bandwagoner
Pretty embarrassing desu
>dallas spics actually shout STARS during the national anthem
the wall cant come soon enough
>>67515390
Only the Shorks could lose this series.
>>67515472
nigga
>>67515397
That Stars shout during the National Anthem is both awesome and pisses me off at the same time.
>texas disrespecting the national anthem
what faggots
>all these canadian boys have to stand and listen to the unquestionably better united states national anthem and then play for their American overlords
how much more cucked can a nation possibly get?
>>67515411
tranny reporting in
>>67515390
still all this salt
>>67515421
Hoping for the commish tonight. Tomorrow is more important tho.
>>67515485
Stop making yourself look like a dumbass and enjoy the game
>mfw st louis loses
>mfw they move the blues to kebeck
>mfw they become Les Québec Bleues
I want to fuck the anthem singer.
>>67515397
thanks senpai
>>67515497
>>67515511
Shut the fuck up chubbs
>>67515501
we try to do it
if you listen closely we say "home of the BLUES" but it's nowhere near as awesome as dallas
sigh
>>67515493
Depends whether we get shorks or sharks then my friend :^)
>only station that was going to air the hockey game decides to air the the fucking Blue Gays instead
I hate this fucking country rallying around Toronto teams.
Let's go
>>67515427
I'm pretty sure they're call "mud hens" or "swamp crickets" or some such slang.
>>67515547
I hope you're b8ing or a false flag cause that is 10 times worse than what star fans do
>Stors fans
Steers are gonna collapse desu
>>67515551
>boreball
>in canada
for what reason?
>>67515501
Kind of like Chicago fans cheering throughout the entire thing, it pisses me off
>>67515556
Is this my Slovakia?
Fuck the Stars. Go Blues
>>67515575
it just ends up sounding like booing
How much does Hitchcock weigh?
>>67515605
less than you
How fucking comfy are my pensbros right now?
>>67515590
Trying to be America lite
![1024px-Toronto_Blue_Jays_Logo_1997%E2%80%932002.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4TzE8Gi.png "1024px-Toronto_Blue_Jays_Logo_1997%E2%80%932002.svg[1].png")
>>67515590
MUH TEAM OF AN ENTIRE NATION, EVERYONE MUST CHEER FOR THE GAYS, #WEEDANORTH REPRESENT
Damn this is refreshing, at Blues home games half the crowd is black, finally back in white America.
Well the Stars are literally the least American team in the NHL. Only one citizen of freedomland on the team.
>>67515551
It's on the channel that says its playing the EPL game. Seems they fucked up somewhere.
>>67515624
Comfy as fuck my nigga. Literally no one can stop our stan lee run
go blues.
>Carrll Gunnerson
>Jahn Klengbergggg
>>67515551
A FUCKING WALK OFF WALK
lelmao what a shitty baseball nation
>his name is fiddler
That ustream is unwatchable, and I'm not the only one, so no it's not my connection. No cbc stream either. If Bettman doesn't show up soon I'm just gonna go to bed.
>>67515653
Except for literally any team that made the playoffs in the west
>belonging to an obviously inferior conference
>expecting to win a stan leak up
why are dallas green? i don't remember any green in the texan flag
i was at whole foods and this girl had a cup of coffee and she wore this pink summer dress. Hey nipples were hard, pressed against the fabric. I literally don't give a shit who wins.
>>67515551
i was pissed at first but the heat/raps game is on so i'm good
>lehtonein
>>67515696
it's totally watchable for me
>>67515712
We're the richest state in the USA, both literally and morally
>that qt blonde
St Louis will win because Dallas has
>finnish goaltending
which is automatic choke
>>67515713
did you talk to her?
>>67515696
Works for me
>>67515713
Did you talk to her or just follow her around, you mouthbreather?
>>67515710
>Except for literally any team that made the playoffs in the west
Literally none of the west teams look good. Literally no team in the west has a goalie as good as Murray. Literally no team in the west has an answer for the penguins 3 headed line
REFPUCK
>>67515712
No idea, as a Stars fan, I can say I really hate "victory green" as they call it. I wish we'd just kept the northstar uniforms and changed the logo.
>>67515712
They coulda rebranded to being something much more Texan too. Like yeah lone star state but most people think of cattle, could do the Dallas herd or something and use the flag
>PP
HERE WE GO
REFPUCK REFPUCK
Was that skrillex behind the benches?
>>67515715
>apehoop
>>67515757
>obvious hook
>MUH REFPUCK
stop being a little bitch, familj
>>67515710
Not even a pens fan but shut the fuck up, dude. As if the West this year was anything worth talking about.
If anything, pens vs. caps should have been the scf.
Scaaaarrrrrr
BASED FABRI
w1th f1nns you cannot w1n
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
SCARRRRRRRRR
>>67515770
6/10 dive
2/10 goal
Finnish
Goaltending
FUCK
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>FINNISH GOALTENDING
>LETONEIN
AHHHAHHAHAHAHA
>75%
>0 DEFENSE
His foot was in the crease, goal shouldnt have counted
Refpuck at its finest
>>67515792
Ha ha youre the rape capital of Europe
BINNISH
BOALTENDING
YouTube link pleeeeease
>>67515838
Isn't that how dullass won their only cup?
WOULD NOT GOOOO
>missing an open net
>the city of dallas
>>67515857
>he doesn't understand that the swedish police record every reported case even if it isn't rape or not
also stop ruining this thread with /pol/ by going outside and getting shot
>>67515863
thatsthejoke.png
No I didn't talk to her
>>67515798
As if beating a caps team that has been on the decline for 3 months is anything. Or figuring out how to shut down a player who can only score from a 5x5 patch of ice and can't play defense, or a goalie who has literally been a ticking time bomb of regression all year long.
Stop acting like the Caps were some invincible team that passed their powers on to the pens when they beat them.
Will >we pull out the full memeing once more and advance to the WCF?
Such a missed chance
>>67515838
is that still a rule? i never see that get called anymore, just the kicking motion
>>67515893
Right. Couldn't tell if you were serious or not.
>>67515862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaTur4A1OU
>spezza
Fucking plebs
I watched the greatest modern hockey dynasty win four cups, two back to back, neither of these lowtier teams know the first thing about gold standard hockey
>dullass finnishing
are the Stars the best Dallas team?
happy stors elimination day
>>67515908
You can go in the crease once the puck is in first, you just still can't prevent the goalie from making a save
> i dont understand anon, you mean you watch channel 4 alot?
>67515940
not even a (You)
blues look like shit, stars should be winning this
>>67515935
score goals
>>67515897
I'm sorry, I dont see the kings or blackhawks in the playoffs. Sorry but your MUH WESTERN CONFERENCE IS STRONGER meme died when they were out.
>>67515935
simple.
when seguin was still healthy the Sharp/Benn/Seguin line just scored 3-5 goals a game and pressured to outscore them
also
>finnish goaltending
If the stars have no defense
And defense wins championships
How do they expect to win the cup?
Is Stars just garbage or unlucky?
>>67516002
I didn't mention either of those teams. And doesn't the fact that they're out mean that the remaining teams are better?
>>67516009
that's why they are one of the number one meme teams this season
i didn't even think they get this far
>>67515935
minnesota + st. louis = terrible
>>67516039
are you exited to see the flames play tomorrow?
>>67516039
They look better so far and will win if they stay outta of the box.
>>67515971
Literally a 1000% increase ha ha
>>67516054
They shouldn't have but the refs helped them by Minnesota
>>67516065
lel
>>67516009
Most people don't realize that rule has an asterisk next to it.
*= defense can be substituted for pure meme power
>>67515897
Yeah, because a team that almost choked to the Mild or the team that had to take a derelict Hawks team to 7 are such fucking powerhouses. And don't even get me started on the preds or the shorks.
Of course the caps were on a decline, it was obvious as fuck. But if you seriously think the team was trash, you might actually be retarded.
>>67516081
>still salty
Are you here, based streamer bro?
HE WEDGES IT OUT
HE KNIFES IT OUT
HE SAUCERS IT OVER
HE SHOVES IT OVER
HE WIRES IT IN
NOW OVER TO YOU PIERRE
>well doc we've got a meme game down here
>there's some meme talk going on between the benches
>i'll be back later with some meme commentary at the least opportune time
THANKS FOR THAT PIERRE NOW OVER TO THE CLASH OF CLANS GOAL CAM TO CHECK ON THAT ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT
AND AFTER THAT IT'S THE HOME DEPOT INTERMISSION REPORT
FOLLOWED BY THE BOOM BEACH INTERMISSION REPORT
ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC AND MY IMPENDING ALZHHEIMER'S
>>67516053
No, it means the meme of WC IS LE STRONGER is dead because neither of the past 4 stanley cup winners are in it.
Once again, no team in the west looks good. No team in the west has a goalie as good as Murray, let alone fleury. No team in the west has an answer to the penguins 3 lines of doom.
No team in the west is anywhere near as hot as the penguins have been the past 2 months
Who cares we dont even like hockey in Dallas, we cant even grow ice, big whoop
is the Calgary flames now offensive after the fire in fort macmurray?
>>67516156
>Waffleboarded!
>>67516065
kekerino
>>67516156
Based doc
>>67516115
>the team that had to take a derelict Hawks team to 7
that derelict hawks team would have beaten 4 of the West playoff teams and 6 of the east playoff teams if they had played them
>>67516156
cringe
>>67516158
You can't be serious. What about Elliott? Murray has only played since Feb dude. I like the Pens but you are talking out of your ass.
>>67516172
Nah Calgary hates anything north of it so they'll just use it as bantz.
>>67516192
Keep on fucking believing.
>>67516156
holy fuck my sides.
NASTY HOMBRES
>mfw pens fans will keep talking about how amazing they are when it takes them 6 games to beat a shitty Tampa team
Only when ANOTHER western team wins the cup will you realize how weak the path through the east was again
>>67516193
your entire posting history is cringe
>>67516172
is the new york jets offensive after 9/11?
i fucking hate towel spinning. dumbest spectator thing to do ever. they all look like fucking jackasses swinging that shit around
>>67515057
some fresh oc for you with thanks to >>67515184
Did anybody else watch Benn and one of the Blues run into each other on that powerplay?
The Stars need to start flopping as much as the Blues do
Sad but looks like we have to to keep up with these cheaters.
berg is pronounce bery
y as in yes
This is what you get for frogposting, dullass
>>67516216
now imagine what apehoop fans feel like. their eastern conference is even weaker than the NHL's
>>67516242
Forsberry?
>>67516219
no but i think it's weird they have the Chicago fire in mls. celebrating a fire that burned your city to the ground
Announcer was WRONG! Mavs won game 7 at the AAC in the 2005 first round!
GAME SEVEN INTENSITY
>>67516142
I think he's kil
Or he's a normie and hasn't had time to do it
>>67516226
and what, exactly, is wrong with supporting black lives matter?
>>67516243
literal autism
>Fapsa
Ott should be executed
more Blues refpuck, this is pathetic
>>67516194
>murray has only played since Feb
And has a very stellar record.
The west has one stanley cup winnner left. The rest are totally unproven known chokers. I literally cant fathom how someone could say the west is stronger right now without resorting to the run of the kings and blackhawks, both of whom are out
how many cups will dallas win then they get Luongo in free agency?
>>67516304
>cuck is a compliment
Poorfag here, anyone have a stream?
Loooooooool
>>67516319
0, because Elitelongo can't help them.
>>67516294
oh shit, ok
>>67516325
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/JTvLFrQy4Kb
>>67516333
https://www.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/comments/4ixqy4/game_thread_blues_at_stars_800pm_et/
>>67516304
Any stars or blues bros want animu girls? Give me girls and i shall return them teamified.
>>67516304
topbait
>>67516319
0 untill they get about 4 quality defenseman
>>67516317
You are changing your entire argument. You said no goalie was as good as Murray and I proved you wrong. He barely fucking played this season. Fuck off to one of your celebration threads we are trying to watch a game here.
>dullass fags defending their retarded team
Yeah the league totally wants a shithole like STL to keep going over a team with young famous stars and a meme offense that can make their sport seem exciting to normies
Can literally hang off benn with no call but refpuck second dallas touches someone. Fucking ott keeps jumping for every hit and charging nonstop.
>>67516304
because any movement focusing on the empowerment of only one group of people is detrimental towards the search for equality, no matter who is doing it.
>>67516319
>luongo
>free agency
>Fucking refpuck
RIP stars
>>67516378
The refpuck in the game is painfully obvious
the crowd in dallas always seems very confused
>>67516378
stop you're embarrassing yourself
>>67516317
Ok I get the whole >shorks choking thing but literally half the team and the entire coaching staff is different from even 2 years ago
>yeah but the players who are still there are chokers
Marleau is the only choker, he never shows up in the playoffs unless it's OT. The rest (thornton, pavelski, burns, couture, vlasic) are about equal or better to regular season numbers in the playoffs
>>67516349
how can I fullscreen that?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
>LEH2IN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
>LEH2IN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
>LEH2IN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
>LEH2IN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
>LEH2IN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
>LEH2IN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
>LEH2IN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
>LEH2IN
lmao what the fuck scaaaaarrrrr
>Finnish goaltending
Finnish Goaltending
>>67516384
but how can you deny that black people are disproportionately targeted by the police?
>Finnish goaltending
The fun never ends
Thats game. Blue win because refpuck.
IT'S OGRE
SSSCCCCCAAAARRRRRRRRR
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>finnish goaltending
MEIN SIDES
>TERRORSINKHOLE
Goooooooooooooooooooooopoooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllll
>>67516370
Im not changing my entire argument faggot kek, you literally can only respond to the goalie part because you know the rest is true. Im just adding on to my argument with the known chokers part, which is 100% correct. you're telling me you'd feel confident in the sharks in the SCF? Top kek
Power play goal by the blues, wow i sure am scared
>FINNISH GOALTENDING
>>67516267
english is retarded
>>67516423
>an arena full of non hockey fans watching a hockey game
What do you expect?
SKAAAARRRR VLADIIIII
