Walker vs Archer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlLxfS5LE5E
Happy sweepsmas M's bros. Mariners have converted #1 prospect Edwin Diaz into a reliever which means he should be in MLB near the end of the season.
Dipoto's words here >>67508428
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2016/5/11/11655036/edwin-diaz-relief-pitcher-is-a-very-real-thing-that-is-happening
http://www.scout.com/mlb/mariners/story/1669152-edwin-diaz-to-the-pen
Fangraphs: Taijuan Walker Has a New Weapon
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/seattles-tai-fighter-has-a-new-weapon/
Brendan Ryan is still an Angel of Anaheim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn3tL1qe5Ok
@RyanDivish 1h1 hour ago
Benoit and Furbush just threw bullpens. Both went well. Benoit scheduled to throw a sim game on Saturday.
@RyanDivish 1h1 hour ago
Furbush will throw live BP in Tacoma this weekend and then head to Peoria to build up his innings like in spring training.
Following a rocky start to his season, Archer is 2-0 with a 0.96 era in his last 3 starts.
Soxfag here, enjoy your comfy Mariners thread. Rays fans don't exist, I speak from experience.
>>67509725
their only fan is in prison right now
>>67509725
Sorry for the rest of your season.
whoever invented this "keep clicking to verify" captcha needs to be thrown in a gulag
why'd he have to cut his hair bros ;__;
>Http/1.1 Service Unavailable on mlb.tv
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Archer pitching
Worried
>>67509973
Who knows. He didn't keep it short while he was here in Seattle.
>>67509973
Because he lives in tampa now?
I feel bad for Lomo
he's pretty much 5 games away from being DFA'd
>Lind
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67510290
his BA against Archer is .350
Robbie pls. Take advantage early.
0-1 risp
Off to a good start
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SEFF
M
I
F
F
>Archer
>Pitching like shit
Oh god yes
I would gladly trade lind for lomo
>>67510741
in a heartbeat, man
I swer to gd wsox, I fukn swer...
>4 Strikeouts in 2 innings
>>67511039
lel, who would keep this?
>>67511065
me. i've still got tons of pics from last season on my phone. gotta clean all that out
FUCK
OFF
RAGS
>>67511195
as much as i want to see Whos fans get assblasted again the rags do need to fuck off
hey bros at work, how's walker doing?
>>67511347
WalKKKKKKer
>>67511347
good. 6 Ks in 2.2 IP
>>67511359
>>67511374
glad he's doing better than his last outing
>>67511389
his curve is fucking filthy today
I'm predicting 15 K's today, because i'm a madman.
how do you guys feel about Diaz being a reliever now
>Click verify once there are none left.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DINGER CANOE
Guys this team is for real
>>67511434
I get it. I don't like it, but I get it.
we have some depth in the rotation thanks to Paxton, and Montgomery in the event of a total disaster.
but the bullpen could go to shit at any moment. it's already pretty thin with Furbush, Benoit, and Zych out. this way, Diaz can play this season at the rate he's going.
>>67511424
kinda mad I'm missing this desu
>>67511389
HES FINE! HES NOT INJURED!
lmao
Found a stream that works on my mobile. Awesome. But now I can't shitpost ITT. :^(
>>67511719
Post link plz
Taijuan Walkkkkkkker
>>67511798
Vipleague.mobi sometimes it'll pause itself and you'll have to play it again or else you gotta refresh the screen.
>>67511587
>>67511587
Just watch at work baka
WALKKKKKKKKER
>>67511829
Walkkkkkkkker
Finally home from work. Got to at least listen to the first 5 innings on the radio.
Walker is fucking on it today.
Walker has still only walked 3 people this season
>>67512132
Listening to the radio is comfy as hell. Makes it even better being an M's fan living in Texas. So many rags fans get butthurt when I do it.
>>67512133
nice jinx faggot.
>>67512133
Nice job, you jinxed it.
>>67512133
fucking kill yourself
>>67512133
Are you happy now?
God fucking dammit
>>67512133
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
>>67512207
>>67512216
>>67512293
>>67512297
>>67512313
sorry guys.
fuck
>>67512133
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY???
What the fugg Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
PAPA SLAM
>>67512331
You're hereby banned from M's threads for 80 games.
Get the fuck out.
another one
>>67512331
>>67512383
>>67512383
I choose to appeal this suspension and will continue to post until its heard by committee
>>67512411
Denied
>>67512420
The 4chan shiposters union is strong. This won't be the last you've heard from me
What the fuck happened?
Walker was dealing!
>>67512446
A few questionable calls and a golfed fast ball.
>>67512446
please see
>>67512133
fuck this game
>>67512476
>>67512456
I'm asking rhetorically
What the fuck happened to walker?
what th fuck
>>67512510
Bad inning. It happens.
>>67512510
Rhetorically speaking he fucked up
Welp.
We still have 3 innings.
>>67512133
Motherfucking Dave Simms. The Seattle announcers did the same goddamn thing with Wade Miley
>"Wade has yet to walk a batter."
>Proceeds to walk in four in an inning.
They really need to shut the fuck up about those stats.
>LHP reliever
>Leaving Lind in
Honestly, I love Servais but the way he handles the Lind/Lee situation is just laughable. It shows where he is a first year manager because he's too goddamn stubborn to admit that he is wrong about Lind having any value to this team whatsoever. At this point, I would rather have anyone down in the minors rather than Lind.
no cishek today
COME ON MARTE FULFILL THE PROPHECY
How was taijuan. Didn't watch since I'm in the hospital
IS IT TIME FOR A
MARTE
PARTAY??
>>67512836
lights out for 5. derailed in the 6th
>Erasmo coming in
he's been fucking nails this year
>>67512836
Great until a dumbass in this thread jinxed him and he gave up a game tying grand slam.
Oh look, another former mariner player playing better then he did with us.
Fuck you
FUCKING
TENSE
JUST
And I just bruised 4 knuckles punching the floor.
FUCK
Of course it was Erasmo.
Who else would it be.
Fucking cunt ass faggot. Couldn't do that for us.
At least we won the series m's bros
8 straight
>implying I think it's ogre
>>67512926
Couldn't imagine what you did when Wilson threw the INT in owl 49
>>67512940
8 straight of not losing. We tied the last
>>67512962
Not him, but I just crouched behind my chair and went "Fuck"
>>67512962
Kinda just stared out the window, not really seeing anything, stunned.
>>67512969
Good enough. Without looking I bet 2001 was the last time that happened
>>67512962
went from very drunk to very sober and just sunk into my chair.
>>67512985
>not liking the nfl/Seahawks
>>67512962
Why the fuck would anyone watch commercialball? The Ms are my only team because baseball is the only good actually exciting sport.
>>67512994
We had a 14 series win streak in 2001.
>>67512985
>>67513011
Pls go
>>67513011
>he doesn't like hockey
This is how I know you're a fag
MontGum is so fucking based.
Robbie, Nelly, and K-SWAG due up
LETS
GO
CANO
BASED CANO
>>67513094
YES
KEEP
IT
GOING
AYYYYYY
HERE WE GO
YEAHHHHHHHHHH
COME ON NELLIE
BASED CRUZ
GETTIN THE JOB DONE
THATLL DO IT
MARINERS BACK ON TOP
That'll do Cruz!
That works
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's happening again
Welp, guess I'm a #CruzMissile now
Seager's hit streak probably done.
meme magic
Who the fuck is Seth Smith?
>>67513237
That's SEFF SMIFF to you, you fucking degenerate.
MAGA
"Yes! A two out baserunner!"
>Lind at the plate
>Lind
I can finally watch some of a Mariners game FEELS GOOD MAN.
How's my boy Joel "The Human Rain Delay" Peralta been doing these past 4 games?
Cano you god damn beautiful second baseman
Who's closing? Peralta?
>mfw it's Guaipe
>>67513387
>Guaipe closing
>>67513387
>mfw it's Guaipe
>>67513387
>>67513416
>>67513429
Vincent is warmed up and waiting.
the mariners literally and unironically have the best bullpen in the MLB right now
>>67513387
>mfw rodney shows up for a one day special
>>67513479
you know, I actually wouldn't mind.
>>67513468
and that's with 3 guys out due to injury and Guaipe
>>67513487
He's been godlike for the dads
>>67513479
>>67513479
Rodney has a 0.00 era and 8 saves so far this year.
OUT STEALING
out stealing
So far, Servais' "We're gonna steal a lot of bases and never bunt"' stance hasn't worked whatsoever. But I digress.
TO THE 9TH WE GO.
Hang on time
There's one.
wooo beard man
FUCK
Nick Vincent is now 0 for 1 for save opportunities
noooo beard man
sigh
Come on.
>not putting in cishek
Bad move 2bh
i wanna die
>>67513662
He's thrown 3 1/3 innings in 2 days
>>67513662
>32 pitches last night
Couldn't pitch today
Why guys? I literally had hope
>>67513689
>>67513690
Gotta believe
>mfw brad walks off
>>67513704
>Walk off
>On the road
>>67513711
haha g-gotcha
Oh, this is so not good.
PANIC
>>67513689
>>67513690
Unless there's some rule I don't know about forbidding him from pitching?
PINCH HIT DAE HO
Let's get a walk off, yeah?
>>67513768
this desu
cano will walkoff
>>67513760
Yeah it's called conserving your bullpen and not blowing up his shoulder
This motherfucking home plate ump, Wndelstedt...
>>Anything close to the knees is a ball so pitchers must throw home run pitches
>>67513760
He could pitch, but do you want to fuck over our closer and possibly send him to the DL with TJ surgery and deal with Guaipe?
>Rally caps
How to ruin your 59/50 in 1 easy step
>>67513812
>nigger hats
>>67513812
>caring about how your cap looks
shit, all my Mariners hats have dirt and sweat soaked into them
Rally motherfucker
>>67513827
That would be a snap back.
extras it is...
>>67513836
It stretches the band out and fucks up how it fits.
Boomstick walkoff pls
if repeating digits game goes to the 16th
>>67513859
boo hoo
Just got in, wtf happened?
Throwing away the lead and blowing a save?
>>67513866
dammit m8 I dont got time for this
>>67513866
fuuuuuck
>>67513866
Why
>>67513869
Sorry, the point of a FITTED hat is to have it FIT
>>67513799
>>67513782
Touche but I think he could've gotten it done.
>>67513866
Not like this
Astros and Indians in the 15th inning right now.
Fuck this game
>Blowers doing play by play
Simms is in the shitter, confirmed.
Please take 1B out for DHL
>>67513931
yep kek
>>67513812
>wearing flat brimmed hats
>>67513947
Being unable to perfectly bend a bill
confirmed never played baseball
>>67513947
>tfw I bought a straight billed nigger cap
>tfw I keep bending the bill but it won't stay
I got a seahawks and memeiner one and never get to wear them because I hate flat bills. Just gonna buy snap backs from here on out.
Cmon M's, Rangers lost
>>67513968
my little league team had curved brims from the get go :^)
>>67514010
u wot m8, rags won
>>67514031
OH fuck i read it as 5-0 not 5-6
Definitely need to win now
>>67514010
Rags won 6-5
Here we go.
fucking christ
Jesus christ
>letting Lomo get a hit
Wew
ripip
>>67514057
>>67514031
Fuck what shitty team did they face who couldnt beat their shitty bullpen?
Such a MEMEiners game.
Oh well baseball is pointless until the last few weeks of the season. There's too many games
>>67514119
The whos
>>67514110
Well... there's still the GIDP.
>>67514119
Who Sux collapse in full effect
>>67514119
The rangers bullpen was actually pretty elite today.
FUCK
PULL HIM
I am totally fine with winning 2/3 in every series, but god damn I want this sweep.
>bases loaded
Uh oh
>>67514276
I'd be fine if the rags had lost
>>67514294
I fucking hate the whos right now how the fuck do you not beat the rags?
Is this faggot throwing an eephus?
BASED 66 MPH CURVE MAN
>>67514327
His curve tops out at 65-67
pls let DHL hit
>Conger
fucking useless piece of shit, terrible catcher, terrible hitter
WHY IS HE PLAYING
>best record in the AL
>loses to the rags
Feel free to fuck off
>Lind due up 3rd in the bottom of the 10th
>implying DHL won't pinch hit and deliver a walk off dinger
stros win
How they didn't score, I am not sure but I don't mind.
Seager goin yard
>>67514416
STOP JINXING IT
FFS SCORE
FUCKING CAN'T TRUST THE BULLPEN
>>67514416
just kidding we knew you meant Seff Smiff
YESSSSSS
DAE HO!!!
DAAEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TIME FOR DAE-HO DINGER
Ryan Divish @RyanDivish 39s40 seconds ago
Dae-Ho Lee will pinch hit it appears. Guessing the Rays go to Geltz.
D H L
H
L
>Pitching change
FUCKIN SCARED
BIG
O
Y
>Dickman
>>67514495
oooo bicc boiiii u want a home run sukky sukky 5 dolla
your shirsey is on backwards you fucking mongoloid
>>67514525
Why did I laugh at this?
>>67514532
Pretty sure he did that on purpose, friend.
>>67514556
HEY FUCK YOU
At least he tried, unlike lind
cock
At least we have an off day tomorrow to rest our pitchers and Iannetta.
Please M's
Do
Something
Damn, gotta give it up to Johnson. He's pitching good enough.
>Guaipe warming up
GUYS I CAN'T STRESS TO YOU HOW IMPORTANT IT IS THAT WE WIN RIGHT HERE
BASED
FUCKING
IANETTA
MARINERS WIN