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NYI:Report: Travis Hamonic rescinds trade request
NYI:Kyle Okposo open to coming back to Isles
NAS:Pekka Rinne gets a little help from teammates
SJ:Logan Couture lights lamp in loss to Preds
NAS:Viktor Arvidsson's OT winner forces Game 7
DAL:Stars' G Kari Lehtonen stands out in victory
DAL:Colton Sceviour has two assists as Stars win
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PIT:Olli Maatta to be game-time decision Tuesday
DAL:Kari Lehtonen likely to start Monday in GM 6
PIT:Coach confirms Matt Murray will start Tuesday
>rags
>rags
Finland > Canada desu
>>67483243
smug fuk
Russia-free edition 2bh
>rags
>I wanna play in Western Canada
>but Travis every team there is shit
>uhhh
>>67483326
Is Russia Europe's Mexico?
>>67483466
>being butthurt about the post in the previous thread.
Polish immigrant detected.
Can i get a >rags lads?
>>67483465
nice
>>67483466
if Mexico is the biggest shithole near you you can think of, then yes
>>67483483
I am waiting for a real yuro to respond to me
>tfw no one considers Russians to be European
russia great)))))
>>67483466
yes, although to be fair, mexico's currency has over 3 times the value
>>67483528
>country
>currency
Now google japanese currency and educate yourself.
>>67483547
how about you google "why can't I afford vodka"
>>67483516
>Tyrone Gonzalez
>mah pure european herritage.
>>67483547
>being this buttblasted that you're poorer than a beaner
wew thank god I won the lottery of life by being born American
Are we still bullyinh Sweden?
>>67483600
>4chan
>"I won the lottery of life"
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0000000000000000000000000000000zerozerozerozerozero))))))))))))))))
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>rags
>>67483547
this is my russfu would you put in a good word for me please?
>>67483605
kek
>>67483631
just show her your passport and she'll blow you on the spot
>rags
>>67483605
Yes
The ride never ends
>it's a bill gets a hatty in ploffs episode
>>67483645
nyet. she has nice commie block
>>67483631
Just show her your passport and say that you can give her money for pussy. She will be yours 100%.
Don't thank me.
>>67483627
>mfw all the Russians I know are illegal immigrants
>stamkos 0 goals or assists in the playoffs
i thought this guy was supposed to be elite. what happened?
>>67483681
don't be lewd about it I just want her to be mine
>>67483715
choke artist
>>67483724
Read it again >>67483681
Mongol grills love western moneyz. Gib her moneyz for pussy. Don't forget about the passport.
>>67483715
You think that's bad? Look at "mcjesus" kid was praised as the next gretzky and barely did shit this season
Russian immigrants are among some of the worst.
>Poo in loos
>Asians
>Armenians
>Polish
Bring their brightest here
>Russians
Literally beaner tier
>>67483724
>>67483820
shut up
>>67483761
Martin Havlat signed with the blues and could have put up 20 or 30 goals with them this year, but quit after 2 games to go drink himself to death. Still thinking about how much having him would help right now.
>>67483820
>Sergei Brin
I'm becoming more sure that you arrived from mexico, Diego.
Reminder that Slavs are the black people of Europe and Russians are the niggers of Slavs
>>67483862
>one diamond in a mound of shit
>>67483886
Upper Volga grills confirms it.
>>67483887
Looks like they made you butthurt if you express it here.
>tfw parents are Estonian
>hate Russians with a passion
wew what did you Ivans do to bootyblast my parents so much
>>67483933
I thought you had some really horrible experience with Russians, but it turned out you're just butthurtbelt.
>>67483933
rekt them
>>67483960
>be Russian
>be hated by everyone in the world
it's like being a poor jew wew
>>67483933
Well, they kinda always were our land, then they tried two years of independance. Now they think commies jsut came despite they electedthem by themselves.
OMG as an Islanders fan I could give a shit about Russian women, all I care about is crying Oiler fans on hfboards now that they can't get Hamonic for dirt cheap.
>>67483933
How much do you look like your dad.
>>67483978
>be hated by everyone in the world
You'd be surprised but you're the most hated nation in the globe. Ow, wait, niggers are uneducated.
>mfw the only difference between niggers and Russians is that Russians play chess instead of checkers at the park
>>67484054
>tfw 1307 Elo
Why are FInns so shitty at speaking English but Swedes can speak it damn near perfectly with few exceptions?
>>67484162
Because is Swedish more similar to English and Finnish is some wierd ayy lmao language
>>67484162
Why are americans so shitty at speaking foreign languages, but everyone else speaks at least two languages damn near perfectly with few exceptions?
>>67484192
because a second one isn't necessary for us
>>67484192
>being such a cuck that you're forced to learn another language
wew
>>67484207
This
It's good to be king
>>67484207
Why did you learn English then, if you could've kept speaking spanish?
>>67484219
>>67484207
>countries that dont have their own language
>>67484219
>no culture
>no language
>no ethnicity
>king
>>67484192
Because English is the most important language on the world and we were raised to speak it.
All other languages are huge steps below English in importance.
It's like telling someone "sure you can golf for par on 18 holes... but can you Frisbee golf?"
It's a waste of time for English speakers to learn a second language, however it's very different for non English speakers to learn the language if they want to advance.
So who invited this slavshit cuckold? I always forget how shitty russian posters are
>>67484192
>tfw I can speak five languages fluently and one pretty decently
>non-immigrant americans can only into english
>even spics speak two languages
No, it doesn't count as holding a conversation if you can say yor name and hello and ask where is the restroom. Some people will never know the feeling and see the amazement in people's eyes as they realize that you understand what they are saying
>>67484260
>English is the most important language on the world
It's not even the most frequently spoken one in the world. Not even top 3. English is simple as fuck. After German, Greek, Russian and Swedish, learning English is like dindu naffin on a sofa.
>>67484297
>tfw I am making 6 figures and you're not, all while speaking only 1 language
>>67484309
And yet, we are all speaking it an a Peruvian cave painting website.
>>67484315
Sure you do
>>67484309
>hurr Indian and rural Chinese are spoken by more people so they are more important.
They literally poop in the streets and drown babbies.
English is the cream of the crop. End of story
>>67484309
>making up stats
>>67484350
We are just considerate to include everyone in the discussion so you do not feel left out and have a tantrum.
Wew lad, why do you people get superdefensive when speaking of languages? Not everyone has the capability, educating system and the patience to study new languages
>yuroshits
>mad at english
>all these yuropoors so mad they'll never make as much money as us so they have to compensate by saying they speak 27 different dialects of yuropoop
>>67484386
Here's the thing though. Learning your native language is default but English is pretty much required for the western world. It's the most influential language that's ever been.
Obviously learning language for a Finnish speaker is much more sought after than an English speaker learning Finnish
>>67484399
it is government mandated suck SJW cock week over there right now so they're lashing out at all the propaganda that is being forced down their throats right
say it loud and say it clear
>>67484417
95% amerifats here are NEETs who wish they actually made money and had healthy familyties and a loved one.
Luckily this is the internet
>you were born in america
>you were never tricked into learning an irrelevant meme language
>you will laugh as yurocucks get mad at you
Feels good boys.
>>67484456
I may be NEET but don't shit talk my family, Pekka Perkele
>>67484456
>says a finn
>>67484477
They're very proud of you, aren't they?
>>67484496
I'll be moving soon, they'll be OK.
>>67484496
M A D
A
D
>>67484496
can we just agree at least we're not Sweden. notice anything funny about them on this map?
http://qz.com/677833/the-languages-the-world-is-trying-to-learn-according-to-duolingo/
>>67484510
>soon
имплaин.
>>67484536
I don't speak shit tier languages, same as I don't clean my clothes with a washboard at the local river.
>>67484565
He's just using the cyrilic alphabet.
>implying
>>67484519
I was expecting Arabic but now I don't know what's even worse.
>>67484510
Good for you, Anon. It's a good start
>>67484519
This. And not to make this too /int/, I hope a western team wins the stanley
>>67484519
Damn, Duolingo has come really fucking far in a short time. Didn't it just use to be English, Spanish and German you could learn?
>yuropoors still dry their clothes on clotheslines and wash their rugs in the local river
Anyone want any anime girls done give me a pic and name your team turn around is about 5 min.
>yuropoors use both sides of the toilet paper
>yuropoors only flush the toilet after taking 2 shits
YES EAT SHIT OILELS
>LIKE I GIVE A FUCK IF OKPOSO WALKS
>murrikans need to hire illegal mexicans to clean their fat asses with a hose
>>67484757
Enjoy your clogged toilet
>>67484787
enjoy your massive water bill
>yuropoors need to collect diarrhea inducing mushrooms and dingle berries to survive the winter like cavemen
>yuropoors cant afford to tip
>>67484874
why are americans so ugly?
>>67484811
I forgot how much water for plumbing costs in yurop
>>67484909
That's rich coming from a finn
Anyways, coming back to Hockey...
Who here wants to see holt by drop 3 in the first and get pulled while I I stands on his head drops a hat trick only to have billy boy end it in OT in the first 45 seconds?
Lightning fan btw
>>67484874
Welcome to Toronto pal
Why cant you tuck your shirt in?
>>67484935
Ovi hat trick***
>>67484980
Do you know what the point of a uniform is, Mikko?
>>67484980
number must be visible because of tv
>>67485039
I think Mikko knows because unlike most people here, he has served in the army :^)
But I forgot that you're all marines here
Will the caps force game 7 or is it
>Caps elimination day?
>>67484929
consider
>>67485137
Game 7 is a certainty.
>>67485137
Let's hope
>>67485137
The entire west side is going to game 7 so I'll put my money on caps elimination
Russia is one of my favorite posters why is he being so rude today
>>67485161
Hope for which one m8? I personally want the pens to win the cup
>>67485083
It's been a rule since the 60s and was never properly enforced. It was "reintroduced" recently because it was starting to get stupid. Not only were players fucking with their jersey tucks, but their sleeves too (Ovi was an offender here too).
There were some penalties called that first season, but it was really only against the faggots who thought they were above the rules. We're back at square one though, Ovi still is tucked lots of times, it's just not as obvious.
>>67485194
Fucking this. I was thinking it has to be a different guy or he ran out of vodka and smokes so he's taking it out on us. Either way, very rude today.
Based Kazakhstan got so much heart
Hello hoc
>kongs
>>67485260
Kitty
I drove by a guy wearing a t-shirt jersey that was custom and his last name was RAGS
It was a Wild tshirt tho I think
>>67485260
PANTHERS FAN DETECTED
>>67484935
I do. I love when Ovi loses. Even though I love Ovi as a player. Kessel for a cup!
>>67485362
>Canadian med school
"Rub some syrup on it, you'll be fine."
>>67485362
>implying this board isn't a NEET infested playground
What did he mean by this?
>>67485362
I could be a doctor but I dont want to, nah mean
>>67485400
Can't bring me down, amerilard. You may want to come up here if you have dual citizenship next time you have a massive heart attack.
>>67485362
Congrats fag. I wanted to do med but it's fucking hard. Plus there's no reason for me to learn chem physics and all that other shit to do psychiatry. Maybe one day
>>67485450
I graduated from law school and passed the bar in 2009. Practiced for 5 years and then quit because I wanted to kill myself.
Can I have a bag of milk, doctor?
>>67485200
Sorry man, I'm indifferent towards Määttä and I'd like to see WSH to advance so a new team can have a win.
>>67485362
Graduating from Uni in December, not fr med though. Congrats anon!
>>67485520
>so a new team can have a win.
oh look a yuro being a socialist
>>67485568
Problem?
>>67483761
>surprised that a canadian autist was a bust
>>67484622
It's pretty useful for a free app. I did about 30 minutes a day of German for a year and I can speak decent Nazi now
>>67485785
>top 3 players
>two of them are slavs
murricunts rekt.
NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE
>>67485520
Tbf I just don't want the sharks to win ultimately.
>>67485362
Here. Chicago this summer. It is as assfuckingly hard for syrup school as it is in the US?
How sad will it be if all three series go to seven and the Islanders lost 4-1 after winning the first game.
>>67486209
Shit wrong one
>>67485785
Charge your phone faggot
>>67486196
Yes beibi!
>>67485568
Unlike in politics, socialist cup parity is good for the nhl. The more teams winning cups the more people will rally around those teams the more teams with fans the higher the ratings. No one except chicago fans want to see one team win every single year.
>>67486305
Send lutefisk
>>67486320
>he wants casuals
>>67486340
>not lefse
>>67486375
>he doesn't want the sport to grow
>>67486471
youre right I don't, why would I?
>>67486320
Though Shitcago not winning every year will eat their attendance away
>>67486508
Because I don't like bait threads talking about hockey ratings
>>67486531
So don't click on them?
???
>>67485477
>over 30 on 4chan
What a fucking loser
>>67486515
Yes but that's why they get a cup every couple years. A bunch of teams getting cups every few years is better than one or two teams winning 5 cups.
Can we just talk about hockey?!
>>67486959
The Minnesota Wild are underperformers, they don't suck. Depending on the dice roll next season they will make it to the WCF
>>67486929
You will be too
Finland is the best hockey nation and Finnish goaltending is a result of shoddy dmen
>>67487088
>Shea Weber and Roman Josi
>shoddy dmen
>it was 2-0
>>67487135
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>67487135
Pekka was just resting for the playoffs in the normal season
Also Shea Weber was giving up some huge goals last series, you can't ignore the lanes he was opening up to check some guys
Is Pekka the least meme >Finnish goaltender
If both Preds and Bloos wins the west series I'm gonna eat a box of nails
>>67487293
Not in the least. This mongol fuck can not go a single game with out letting in a meme goal.
>>67485137
Game 7
>tfw 2 game 7s
>after tonight it will be 3
>>67487415
delete
How nervous will pens "fans" be when the caps win tonight?
>>67487519
They've been nervous all series. Caps deserved to win the series already
>>67487489
How do I achieve such a physique, /hocfit/?
>>67487028
Nah they just suck
>>67487489
too much muscle for a goalie, no wonder he's struggling
>>67487581
>>67487519
to be fair, nobody in recent history has ever been intimidated by the craps in game 7
>>67487630
>pekka
>struggling
Pekka is doing great this playoffs
>>67487675
my bad, is that a picture from the playoffs?
maybe he lost weight
>>67487489
Every game. Every game this little mongol shit does this.
>>67487377
Isn't that standard Slovak cuisine?
>>67487763
No that's Russian
Slovak is bread with Slivovica
>>67487763
No you're thinking of bathtub fish
>>67485362
>working around sick people
No thanks. I'm not a germphobe but the idea of working with sick people is unappealing to me.
>>67487710
I don't know when it's from, but I know that Pekka is a still a stallion/stud on and off the ice with occasional streaks of I want him dead in the middle of the season
>>67487728
He's gotta make it a fair fight by memeing too hard... right /hoc/?.... right?
>>67487815
that bullshit only happens on christmas
>>67487675
>"""""""""""""great""""""""""""""
>>67487890
What the fuck was he thinking? I swear to god, Finns might actually all be autistic. This is no meme.
>>67487876
Didn't his girlfriend just leave him?
Who /Caps, Preds, Blues/ here?
>>67487991
Caps
>>67487574
Dont eat shit or sugar and exercise. No need to deadlift 2000kg once but cardio and such
>>67487815
Honestly the idea behind the bathtub fish is pretty sound.
Carp tastes like mud unless you smoke it but you can rid of most of the muddy taste by putting it in water where it can't feed on mud (or more specifically things living in the mud).
I used to put a fish trap in a stony creek and put all the carps and common breams I caught in it for a few days before cooking it. The clear water and lack of mud made them quite edible.
That's it. I propose we ban all Finns and universally ignore them. This has gone too far, their autism unchecked. They are destroying this board and website.
>>67487991
Go Preds
>>67488135
Lundquist confirmed.
>>67488135
>implying it isn't you that is the autist for autistically complaining about Finnpostin all the time
You have become what you hate Anon.
>>67488225
With Finns you win!
>can't buy new Hamonic jersey until Oki officially leaves and they give him the A
We already won the offseason and we haven't dealt Halak yet.
Okposo to the Wild confirmed tbqh
>>67485785
>more Finns than Swedes and Russians
Who's laughing now
>>67488322
you misspelled devils tbphafwy
>>67488371
>devlels
Enjoying your postseason?
Would you rather have >finnish goaltender or lundpads
>>67488371
I cannot fathom how somebody can find Devils hockey entertaining.
>>67488425
>le trap maymay xD
Hey Reddit.
>>67488371
You used to have GOAT defense, what happened
>>67488408
Can't I just have Corey Crawford when he isn't being a meme?
>>67488455
Not even a debbies fan but their defense is still pretty good, and backstopped by Schneider. They just have no forwards.
who /lifelong/ here
>>67488909
Oh hey you're from Asheville? Me too.
>>67488455
no one wants to live in newark
>>67489197
I really like the transformation from that to the ducks arena
had to come here before going to bed just to say
>rags
>>67489388
goodnight, sleep tight pekka
>rags
who you got tonight boys? Caps forcing game seven or the pens moving to the ecf
>>67489538
i want tampa to win so im kinda hoping caps get to ecf just to choke there
benis is the superior team though
Is Määttä going to play tonight?
>>67489538
hoping for a benis win and a long-term letang injury
>>67489615
Who?
Did the isles play like trash or is Tampa actually good?
I only ask because the wings played like trash in 3 of the games
> visiting New Mexico
> literally the same temperatures as Michigan, but more swingy because it's so dry
This is some bull shit
>>67489881
tampa is very much beatable, hopefully bishop holds up and stralman can return soon, that'll make a big difference
/hoc/ ded with /iihf/ going on. No wonder those threads are comfy af desu.
>>67487028
>Choking on own goal and .1 inches
They suck
>>67490385
>says a member of a no good race who's been shitting up /hoc/ for the past week
>>67487028
They are fucking trash and will be for the next decade
>Zach "moneybags" Parise
>Ryan "no clapper" suter
>mfw the Craps sweep shitsburg in 7 games
>>67490605
I remember Floyd, the guy used to be white before I smacked the masterrace out of him
>>67490550
>>/int/
>>67490605
thats not what a sweep is you dumb reddit fuck go back to hf
>>67490605
Not gonna happen caps lose tonight
>>67490730
>someone's new to /hoc/
>>67490605
>sweep
>in 7
First week watching sports bud?
>>67490000
Not really, they're a serious contender. They have too much offensive depth and a goaltender than can bailout the defense until stralman gets back
>>67490790
What's a sports bud? [spoily] and how can I get one? :-( [OFFspoily]
>>67490588
Ten million isn't as much for a star as it was 5 years ago.
>>67490588
I hope Ryan Suter watches Josi play with Shea Weber and masturbates using his own tears as lube.
>>67491132
Nope, just like other kinds of friends, you will never have a sports bud
whys he so memetastic?
>>67490790
First week posting on /sp/ bud?
>>67491280
Göłïïïïïïïïêëë :DDDDDDD
>>67491283
>reverse baited
Fucking Cucknada, every time
>>67491327
>I WAS JUST PRTENDING TO BE RETADED
idiot.
>>67490605
Caps will find a way
>>67491205
Shows what you know.
>>67491371
never bet on the craps in the playoffs
>>67491280
>literal giant
>>67491144
Usually you pay that money to actual stars though. And most of they time they have produced wins
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