Ladies and Gentleman, your UEFA European Champions 2016
>>67447351
Drinkwater? More like Drinkpiss x)
>>67447351
THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT
>he thinks they will leave out Rooney
Nice meme.
No, because Roy won't do that
>>67447351
Do you even Woy?
>>67447400
more like Drinkchampagne
>forster
>wilshere
But yeah, otherwise
>>67447400
lel
>>67447351
joe hart is a good keeper, why Forster?
also, why no Milner or Barkley?
>>67447570
Welbeck just went off injured, Woy will probably go for Sterling on the left now.
>>67447629
>why no Milner or Barkley?
Barkley has been shit.
And I originally had Milner in Wilshere's place, but I remembered that to be fair Wilshere plays well for England and is more creative, which balances out the defensiveness of Dier and Drinks
>>67447351
rooney would be better as AC desu
>>67447351
>Kane and Vardy playing together
Kane probably already hates Vardy and all of Leicester forever. If Vardy takes top scorer for him, there's no way in fucking hell they will ever click together up front.
>>67447351
>Only one Liverpool player
Opinion disregarded
>>67447697
good point desu
>>67447351
>that center back pairing
>that defensive midfield
>Forster
I will laugh so hard when you don't pass the group stage.
>>67447697
I agree but I think the formation is solid and if we didn't play Vards and Kane together, we'd have to go back to a 4231.
I did get the sense that even in the friendlies they didn't get on
>>67447351
Rather call it Euros
or UEFA Cup of Nations
>>67447697
1) VARDY - STURRIDGE
2) KANE
ALLI - ROONEY
best options imo
>>67447570
Sterling, sturridge and Hendo don't feature
>>67447860
Hendo is dead (and I made the image before I found out Welbeck is now ded)
>>67447697
Vardy is better than Kane atm so it's not surprising Kane is a little resentful
>>67447351
surely stones is still better then cahill. And Hart is very reliable keeper, more so then forster. And memes aside sterling should be switched with drinkwater and be put on the left flank.
Whatever happens, if Alli doesn't start in the 10 role, England lose
>>67448042
but what if that chimp starts fighting again?
>>67447653
whats the difference between sterling and welbeck? they look the same to me
>>67447351
My sides
>>67447697
>Kane probably already hates Vardy and all of Leicester forever
if it is the case then he's a fucking cunt and doesn't deserve to wear the shirt. Doesn't matter how good they are.
>All these spurs and lestah lions
>Based Forster
And they told me /sp/ was never good. Well done op
Lads it's coming home
In the group stages
>>67447351
> Wilshere in starting XI
> Clyne instead of Walker
> No Henderson
>>67447697
>Kane probably already hates Vardy and all of Leicester forever
Kane Is a very cool and chill dude, He also seemed cool with Vardy during the game against Germany
>>67458644
Fuck off, terrorist
>>67458621
>>67447588
Wilshere was MOTM something like 7 times in a row for England, threw in some blooters and great passes as well. He clicks very well with the England setup and he should start.
England will win euro 2016 desu
Maybe not with that team though
>>67447351
Meme: The Team
>>67447570
>no Carrick
>>67447351
>woy will EVER play like this
sadly
ANDY CARROLL
JACK WILSHIRE
THEO WALCOTT
DANIEL STURRIDGE
DANNY WELBECK
ADAM LALLANA
JORDAN HENDERSON
None of these players should be anywhere near the squad. This is why I don't bother supporting England. I watch enough shite during the club season, can't be fucked with more shite in the summer.
Carroll is a donkey, horrendous goal scoring and injury record this and every fucking season.
Wilshire is shite. Perma crocked, fake hardman, pathetic shit player. A couple of sub appearances at the end of the season and he's in the squad. Fuck off Roy. Prick.
Walcott. Most out of form player in the world. Constantly does the wrong things. Is too old to not have a footballing brain. Zero confidence.
Strurridge. Constantly injured. Too hot and col and England have more consistent and steady options over the past 12 months. Arrogant, prick, god head, stupid celebration, shills his stupid hats like Rio Ferdinand who was also a prick.
Danny Welbeck. Too many injuries (again proven this weekend). Same as Sturridge in that other players have been more consistent.
Adam Lallana. I don't hate him as much as the others, as he has a bit more on the ball, but he is slow and drifts out of games. He isn't going to terrify any opponents is he? Soft.
Jordan Henderson. I am so glad he is injured. Fake hardman, since STEVIE GEEGEEGEEGEEBABYBABY left Liverpool Henderson has taken it upon himself to look angry all the time thinking this makes him seem like a captain and passionaite, when in fact he is soft and fake and idiotic. Rediculously wasteful on the ball with speculative shots and long range passes (NOT AT ALL LIKE $TEVIE G LA) the only time he keeps possession is simple 5 yard backwards passing. A joke. An aberration of nature. Human trash in an 1930s haircut.
>>67459003
so much salt
>>67459015
no-one asked you
greentext me if you can
debate me
>>67459121
>Payet on the right
>Griezmann on the left
>Corchia (even Sagna the meme is better)
>Ruffier and no Mandanda
>Cahill
>Not Jagielka
>>67459121
>Kurzawa
Literally who?
>Corchia
Literally who?
>Lass
Plays like a lass haha
>Kante
Donkey who can only run. Might as well get a marathon runner in.
>Payet
Half a good season doesn't make a good player
>Gignac
HAHAHA shit.
>Koscielny
That linchpin of the super sturdy never cracks under pressure Arsenal defence.
I'd have a go at the back up players but I haven't heard of almost all of them (besides Lucas plays for Brazil and only fills in a centre half for Liverpool every now ans again) and the alternative to Payet is literally a Newcastle reject who they couldn't wait to bin out of the club at the first opportunity
>>67459153
BASED EPL ENTHUSIAST SPEAKING THE TRUTH
EPL EPL EPL
>>67447351
Good lineup, but with the season he's had you'd be mad not to include Milner.
>>67447570
Sadly accurate
>>67459160
The whole world watches English and Spanish football for a reason mate. Literally no-one watches French football except French people in the same way no-one watches Thai football except for Thai people.
All of France's best players play overseas. That siply cannot be argued against.
I see you couldn't argue with my assessment of your team anyway and had to resort to petty name calling. Pretty pathetic to be honest, and I expected more from the country who produced Serge Gainsbourg as well.
>>67459003
>Daniel Sturridge
Stopped reading there. Goals to minutes he's the best striker in the league, and he's been fit since January.
>>67459140
mandanda is fat, I would rather have Aréola.
Sagna is shit, call me when he makes a decent cross.
>>67459051
>post publicly
>gets criticised
>"I DON'T WANT YOUE OPINION"
nigga you can't throw your stupidity in our faces and then get upset when we call you out on it, if you don't want your precious little worldview challenged then keep it in your bedroom with your cumsock
>>67459183
Why would I argue with someone who hasn't watched Lucas against MSN in champion's league?
There are people who enjoy football, and people who enjoy norwich vs. newcastle. We are not from the same world LAD.
By the way which ligue 2 player will be the next PFA?
>>67459189
We dont care if he's fat or not, he's a very good goalkeeper, Marseille was so shit this year they woul be #19 without him.
Agree Sagna is shit, but still better than Corchia (and Jallet)
>>67459186
How many minutes is that? 7?
I'm sick of all these players that can't play a couple of full games.
>>67459186
>and he's been fit since January
why didn't he play against:
West Ham 02/01
Stoke 05/01
Exeter 08/01
Arsenal 13/01
Manchester United 17/01
Exeter 20/01
Norwich 23/01
Stoke 26/01
West Ham 30/01
Leicester 02/02
Sunderland 06/02
Man City 02/03
Crystal Palace 06/03
Villarreal 28/04
Watford 08/05
He has played 24 times in all competitions this season (including England) and scored 12 goals. Goal every other game is obviously good. However he is too hot and cold for international tournament football. Too injury prone for international tournament football. Head isn't right for international tournament football.
>>67447570
Sterling instead of lallana.
Probably Shaw ahead of rose whether you agree on that or not that's what will probably happen. But pretty good. Can't see anyone being bench striker other than hardy. Phil Jones bench center back. Theo Walcott on bench as well.
>>67447570
Why would Woy not put Vardy on the starting XI?
>>67459153
>the alternative to Payet is literally a Newcastle reject who they couldn't wait to bin out of the club at the first opportunity
He is on his way to Barcelona though.
>>67459303
oh so he's had a half decent season in a shit league and is moving somewhere good then? Thanks for proving my point. Also means fuck all until he actually signs and is it the same Baraclona who have signed the likes of Saviola, Alfonso, Hleb and Vermaelen in the past?
>>67459211
Ah sorry, I didn't know who Lucas was/is and who he played for. I am sorry that I don't spend my time looking at wikipedia stub pages of provincial players nobody cares about playing in provincial leagues that nobody cares about.
>>67459335
>that I don't spend my time looking at wikipedia stub pages of provincial players nobody cares about playing in provincial leagues that nobody cares about.
I can imagine the guys in charge of City or United saying the exact the same thing.
>Champion's League? hurrr nobody cares, let's buy that Stones guy for 50M he will be a great complement for our super talented Mongola bought only 50M.
>>67459291
>actually going back and looking up his appearances
It's a sunny day outside mate
>wilshere
>drinkwater
>>67459384
I was on your side, but have to admit you're sounding a bit salty tbqh femme
>>67459404
Only correct midfield is Milner-Henderson-Lallana behind Delle Alli, who is a Liverpool fan
>>67447774
Would say that is more likely to happen to you
>>67459411
This.
Book it.
Leicester did it, and now Ireland City Rovers will win the International FIFA Champions League
>>67459395
I know, I am working from home, sat in my garden, catching some rays, drinking a nice morning shandy to welcome in the new beautiful day, and getting self validation from proving ignorant people wrong.
>>67459384
You haven't refuted a single point I have made. You are just making baseless weird comments. The best team France has to offer to the expensively assembled PSG who won the French league at a canter. The same PSG who were soundly beaten by a Manchester City team who you deride in your reply to me, the same Manchester City team who eased past PSG but are currently only the 4th best team in England and in a few days might only be the 5th best team in England.
I do feel sorry for you mate, so I will leave you alone now if you want, it must be hurtful to have every argument and point you make destroyed so comprehensively whilst offering zero retaliation in a joust of minds.
>>67459435
>PSG
Lucas Hernandez plays for Atletico Madrid, Hatem BenArfa plays for OGC Nice. are you being retarded on purpose?
>>67459435
Scumbag
>>67459435
>working
>posting constantly on /sp/, even taking the time to look up stats and responding to every single comment
Pick one
>>67459435
My team also beat Paris, its nothing special and we didn't need an unlimited oil money budget with mercenaries.
My team also has a french coach, a french chairman, french players and non-plastic fans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb9Ax1g6fho
What about yours team?
I think (and hope) England will do well, I just don't think we'll win. I would say at this moment, France, Germany and Spain are probably ahead of us and I kinda think Belgium are too.
>>67459631
Comment je déteste ces putain de chants qu'on entend dans tous les stades.
>>67459653
Based English poster.. Best wishes for you my beloved friend
>there are English football fans who still don't rate England's Brave Jacky Wilshere
Don't understand the irrational hate towards the lad to be honest. Even if you don't like him as a person because of something you read in The Sun, you have to rate him as a football player.
>Barkley
I know, can't think of anyone else, unless you put Sturridge on the left, or something.
>>67459716
>unless you put Sturridge on the left
Already a better option
>>67459653
Fucking neck yourself you weak as piss cunt
>>67459716
Lallana
>>67459186
he's england's best striker
isn't a system babby that only works in a counter attacking team like vardy and isn't le shoot every single fucking time i get the ball 20 yards from goal man
There would be fucking riots if Kane and Vardy were dropped in favour of sturridge (cos english people don't know shit about football) but it'd give us a much better chance of doing well
This should unironically be our line up - Hart; Walker, Stones, Smalling, Rose; Dier, Wilshere; Lallana, Alli, Sterling; Sturridge
But no doubt woy will go for grafters like henderson and welbeck, form players to appease the public, like vardy and drinkwater, and past it players like cahill and rooney
I predict a last 16 exit
>Fucking neck yourself you weak as piss cunt
>>67459631
I don't see how what team I support changes the fact that nobody has heard of half the French team and they play in a nothing league where the very best French club team gets battered by a fair to middling English club team.
>>67459588
A senior job in a good industry is a heavy burden my friend. My stat checking has made some of my work run over, so I will probably have to finish at 3:00pm today and the glass of wine with my lunch in 20min won't be savoured.
>>67459550
>>67459475
Wow. Childish insults. Fair enough, but please remember your ruining the sporting discourse for everyone else by name calling.
Lucas Hernandez plays for a half decent team (a half decent team? not in France? surprise surprise!), but Ben Arfa obviously plays for a shit team and now he's had a season of scoring penalties against pub teams he is off to a good league like all your good players. I don't know whether Mr Arfra will actually get a game, or whether Ben will be back with his tail between his legs scoring against Le Chien et Canard in a year's time.
>>67459814
Ce fils de pute de classe international.
>>67459805
>stones
>lallana
>Vardy AND Kane benched
>>67459883
>French
>2016
>Knowing anything about being international class
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH behave lad.
>>67447351
put Hart in goal and that's a team I can get behind desusenpaifamtbh
>>67459907
Cet enfant de chienne de classe mondiale.
Wales will win the euros
>>67459929
dérangé
salé
enfantin
pleurs
>>67459805
Vardy and Kane have been better than Sturridge this season, it's fucking cast iron fact lad, and generally you want players picked on merit not what 'some bloke down the pub thinks'
>>67447351
>people shitting on Cahill
>the same Cahill that played in Chelsea's two CL semi-final legs to Barca and the final against Bayern
Yes that was a while ago, but what the fuck have Stones or Smalling done or god forbid, Jagielka, to show that they are big game players? Absolutely nothing. Cahill was also England's least shit defender at the WC.
>>67459953
No, you pick your best team, that doesn't necessarily mean the best individuals.
>>67459435
>Shandy
>>67460002
Well yeah that goes without saying, can't pick 11 strikers can you?
>>67459653
I agree except about Belgium, I think they are hugely overrated
>>67460013
11 in the morning mate. It's sunny and had some work to do. It's a nice gentle way of starting the day before moving on to stronger stuff.
If you can't enjoy a shandy in the morning sun because you think it is girlie or whatever then you really are 15 years old and from Burnley or Bury or somewhere dreadful.
>>67460042
alcoholic doley detected
>>67460034
They're a solid side with some exceptionally good players. Only two loses since the WC quarter final against Argentina. Why are they overrated?
>>67459894
>cahill being in anyway a better option that stones
>not rating lallana's creativity and pressing much higher than welbeck and walcott's lack of end product and barkley's positional indiscipline
>implying that a fit sturridge isn't a much better footballer than both of them
>>67459953
no they haven't, sturridge has a much better goals per minute ratio than both of them and is also the better footballer, just cos he's made of glass doesn't mean we shouldn't make the most of him when he's fit.
>>67460597
>cahill being in anyway a better option that stones
In the future Stones will be better than Cahill ever was but Cahill is still better than Stones for now. Stones has had a dreadful season too and doesn't deserve to be in the team.
>not rating lallana's creativity and pressing much higher than welbeck and walcott's lack of end product and barkley's positional indiscipline
Lallana does something fancy every 5 games but is otherwise shit. Rather play Sterling because even though he's not that good his pace can at least offer something different. Sterling is equally adept at pressing the way Lallana does too. I agree Welbeck, Walcott and Barkley are all shit.
>implying that a fit sturridge isn't a much better footballer than both of them
Wasn't implying that. I rate Sturridge higher than both of them, but after the season Vardy and Kane have had they, at least one of them should be starting for us at the Euros.
>>67447351
Literally who's and 2 top strikers.
Could work.
>>67459435
legend
>>67459814
>getting this triggered on 4chan
"g-g-guys, I'm really doing well in life"
>>67447351
That's not Iceland
>EPL babby not knowing lucas or kurzawa
>Wilshere
Can't score, assist, defend, stay on his feet, keep his temper or have any aerial threat
Whats the point him desu?
>>67462528
I bet you hate Iniesta too.
England will beat Iceland in the final.
>why have you not bet yet, there are plenty of websites that offer online gambling famski
>>67462546
Iniesta can assist, stay on his feet and dribble. Wilsheres only redeeming fact is his passing but when he's on the floor most of the match then it barely matters.
>>67459121
How many of those are white?
>>67462577
You've probably hardly ever seen Wilshere play and are judging him solely off a half fit performance against Man City.
He is literally an English Iniesta that can defend if he needs to.
>>67462660
At least they aren't busy at killing europeans like the average belgians
>>67447570
england squad leaked
>>67463117
>>67447351
>Forster
>Forster
>Forster
>Forster
What is wrong with you?
>>67467436
Best keeper in Britain desu
Why post here when you're blatantly football illiterate?
>>67467550
Hart is obviously better than Forster. A shit tone more big game experience and good performances in those big games. He's done well against big international players in the Champions League - it's why he plays for Man City and Forster plays for Southampton.
No width
>>67459805
>Lallana
>Sterling
Fuck off
>>67467625
Literal sheikh shill desu
>>67447697
if kane gets top scorer than he will probably consider it the season a success and go in to the tournament positive, the only friction that could come from the partnership would be if vardy rubs the title in kanes face
>>67459291
klopp preferred origi for alot of thos games for some reason
Germany will probably win but Italy might do pretty well
>Implying
>>67458621
>Kike defending jew players again
Fuck off
>>67468520
>verratti
>marchisio
both ded
>Denmark.png
u havin a laff m8?
>>67468763
Looks like De Rossi and Pirlo then
>u havin a laff m8?
Yes
>>67459814
Kek. Little tip mate: people who are actually successful rarely feel the need to convince Internet strangers that they're successful
>>67468822
Pirlo retired.
Roy will play this
It is known
>>67469502
Rooney
Ox Sterling Walcott
Milner Henderson
Shaw Smalling Stones Clyne
Hart
>>67448012
>>67459805
>No defender has made more errors leading to goal than Stones in PL this season
fuck off, already fucked up in the friendlies as well
>>67469502
Alt Rooney in CM and Sturridge RW
>>67469572
Woy is literally shit enough to play this.
Vardy? Hasn't proven himself!
Kane? Doesn't even play for a Big Four circa 2008 club.
Shaw? Glad to have England's £30M defender back.
Oxlade and Walcott? Pacey, tricky wingers - a bit like English Messis.
Rooney? Inspirational. Leader. Captain. Genius talent, probably among the very best in the world. We're lucky to have him - I expect he'll be our captain at the next European Championships, too.
Rashford? Manchester United's amazing youth policy at work. Hasn't stopped since Beckham and co. Don't try to tell me he's only scored 1 in the last 5 in the EPL - and that was against Villa. He's our "wild card"
>we squeak through the group stage thanks to goal difference and refball then get absolutely taken apart by the first strong opposition we face
>>67469883
So fucking depressing.
>>67459121
>Memegnac
>Greasemann not on top
>Payet starting
>Kante not in center where he can perform as a box to box
>Kurzawa
>No Kevin
You're FUCKED
On paper who has the strongest team?
>>67462705
>that can defend if he needs to
except his ankles explode everytime he does it
Germany, France and Spain have better teams
>>67470511
depends on how big a cunt fellaini acts
JULES RIMET STILL GLEAMING
>>67470511
France
>>67469883
read it in woys voice
all it needed at the end was
>"cheers mike"
>"thanks roy. and so, england crash out again in a major football tournament. we'll get the thoughts and opinions of our panel after this break."
>>67447351
Netherlands is the most entertaining country in Europe to watch sucks they didn't qualify
>>67467768
Who do we have that's better in wide areas - walcott, barkley, rooney etc.
