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https://twitter.com/JonnyGabriel/status/729684240028323840
>dross barkley
>lelph
>rose and walker on standby
>walcott not even on standby
>de foe
>wheelchair
>Wilshere IN, Welbeck OUT.
Fucking racist old white man.
>>67463117
>Shaw walking back into the squad over Rose
>Barkley
>Henderson
>Walker on Standby
Those are my only real issues 2bh. The starting line-up will be a whole different problem though.
>no walker
based
>>67463427
how has been worse than clyne in the past 2 seasons? and even if he wasn't, why is woy only taking one right back?
>yfw stones makeshift right back
Liverpool everywhere
I'm out
Has to be fake right lads?
I like Shaw but he's been out all season and Rose has been one of the best left backs in the league. Utterly ridiculous.
>Henderson
Isn't he meant to be out for the tournament?
>>67463510
Smalling can fill in
>Wilshire
fuck
off
>>67463645
What's the point of putting probably our best CB (as sad as that is) at RB instead of just dropping Cahill for Walker?
>>67463668
people who let dogs eat out their gfs shouldn't be near the england team
>Wilshit still gets England call ups
>>67463117
>Including a LB who's leg is broken
>No rose or walker
Nearly fell for that one anon
> I dont rate Wilshere
Wew lads.
>>67463117
HART
CLYNE
SMALLING
STONES
BERTRAND
DRINKWATER
DIER
ALLI
BARKLEY
KANE
VARDY
ITS LITERALLY COMING HOME HOLY SHIT
>Shaw
>Stones
>Henderson
>Sterling
>Wilshere
>Rooney
Shaw is actually good but it's a bit unfair to let him just stroll back in the squad after such a long injury. Can't really justify picking the rest though.
Why is Burnley's goalkeeper in there, anyway?
Where is Butland? He's literally your best keeper.
>>67463654
>Wilshire
>>67463782
>>67463792
Butland is kill.
Got injured during the friendlys. Heaton is best of the rest but he want get any games over the other two anyway.
>>67463782
foster has been shit, and heaton is unironically decent
>>67463792
tore his knee ligament, out until like october
>be injured all season
>get called up anyway
explain this britbongs
>>67463117
I don't believe this
>Kane and Vardy get injured
>The first game we start with Defoe up front with Rooney and Sturridge in support
>>67463793
>I actually know how to spell his name
you can fuck off too
>>67463814
if messi got injured and came back with a few games to go you'd bet he'd make the team
>>67463833
yeah except shaw and wilshere are nowhere near messi level
>Drinky in
Nice, shame his entire tournament will be five minutes at the end against Slovakia
TOP fucking lel
https://twitter.com/england/status/729711749935579136
>>67463855
ffs why did they have to reply like that
>>67463855
why am i not surprised that they're unprofessional twats
>>67463855
I don't even have a reaction image for this
>>67463864
i feel old too
>>67463779
>Shaw is actually good
Is he though?
He looked average and was overweight
I wonder how big his belly is after sitting around doing nothing for a few months
>All the English thinking this is their year
You're literally the Liverpool of the national teams, looking forward to watching Rooney not turn up, Smalling scoring an own goal and England exiting at the group stage.
>>67463855
"banter" and memes were a mistake
>>67463855
The real one will be just as shit anyway.
Or do people actually think Roy's not going to stack the squad with hospital patients and Liverpool players.
>>67463850
Wilshere is England's best player though.
>>67463814
Shaw has been called up to fill the LGBT quota in the squad.
>>67463887
t. Jock McPoopPlop
>>67463898
Can't argue with that.
>>67463902
My thoughts exactly
>>67463897
If he drops Rooney I'll be happy with the rest.
>>67463902
THIS OR NOTHING
>>67463898
>>>/arse/
>>67463902
Swap Clyne for Walker and Forster for Hart
Sterlings been dogshit all season and lelphs either injured or being average
t.City fan
>>67463855
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOCIAL MEDIA TEAM STOP MEMEING
>>67463934
Oh fuck off.
Wilshere always plays well for England.
>>67463117
holy shit if this is real they're going to concede like 5 goals a match
>>67463855
>You will never get paid to shitpost for your country
>>67463902
>no Rooney
u wot m8
>>67463977
/sp/ is literally just shitposting for your country but getting paid in memes and (you)s
>>67463117
>no wes morgan
>no leo ulloa
>no shinji okazaki
>no riyad mahrez
>no n'golo kanté
>no christian fuchs
>no robert huth
>no jeffrey schlupp
>no jack grealish
>no sol campbell
>no david james
Is /sp/ seriously getting fooled by faggots doing paint edits on twitter? Fucking newfags
>>67463902
wow i can't believe i actually agree with his
you've cracked it lad
>>67463855
>>67464045
Probably school kids
We will literally destroy you fags
>>67464064
>Wilshere
>>67463902
Why does everyone agree with this every time it's posted? There's literally no width in that team
A limp wristed skinny Jean wearing white boy who has never played this season is heading to France, while a strong black man who was in the PFA team of the year has been dropped
RACIST
>you know remember Sterling
>>67464108
Yes, what's you're issue?
>>67464128
The front 3 will have the freedom to allow Alli on the left and Vardy on the right with Kane through the middle if width is needed
>>67464128
>what is diamond midfield
>what are wing backs
Have you ever watched football? Teams have dominated with this. Watch virtually any team Ancelloti has managed (goat AC & Chelsea 2010-11)
>>67464128
we don't play with width
nobody plays with traditional wingers anymore and there aren't any good traditional wingers around anyway- says it all when lennon and townsend are the best options we have
>>67463884
He was pretty good until he broke his leg tbf.
>no Rashford
>no Martial
>no Blind for FUCKS SAKE
just hand us the cup mon'ami
>>67463855
I fucking hate our FA
>>67463855
new meme
>>67464260
Fucking hell I wish they actually posted Dresden.
>>67463117
Why is England so shit on goal?
>>67464260
reminder that people who run twitter accounts for major organisations are just well-connected 20-something millenials with 2:2 degrees from red brick unis
>>67464243
>blind
>>67464260
Whichever BBC Sport reporter did that is okay, because you can tell he isn't fully supportive of it. But there's some guys on the live text reporting who are just as bad as those England twitter meme men too
>>67464312
>Martial
>>67464308
They probably do something else too.
Our social media manager has to do a shit load of meetings with marketing for """campaigns""" and most of their day is spent creating content for the site.
>>67463117
>injured shaw
>injured wheelchair
>rooney
>defoe on standby
>no based andre gray
>>67464306
But GK is arguably our strongest position this year along with CF. Or at least it was before Butt-land got injured
>>67464312
>van laal
>>67463864
>>67463875
>>67463881
>>67463893
>>67463897
>>67463948
>>67463977
>>67464057
>>67464260
>>67464268
Oh hello there social recluse, you must be really fun at parties! Oh wait you don't get invited to them
>>67464327
sounds easy
it's PG-rated shitposting
Defoe is more worthy of a place than Rooney and Sturridge desu
>>67464359
>normalswines
>>67464359
brush your teeth
>>67464369
Rooney, yes.
Sturridge, no.
> forgetting how good shaw is
I'm not saying he'll go because he just isn't ready, but he was far and away the very best LB in the league before that injury.
>>67464347
If you're calling your GK's from Burnley and Sunderland you're proper fucked m8
Obviously you're strongest is CF with Kane and Vardy both being in form.
>Luke Shaw
Has this guy even played any games in the past year?
>>67464412
>Hart
>Forster
>Butland
All great keepers lad. That's what I was saying.
Brits, which players are the Altidores (eternal fuck ups who somehow still get callups), Bradleys (average player who has few shining moments and gives the ball away), Dempseys (old but still valuable for veteran experience) and Pulisic (upcoming GOAT talent who is doing well for such a young age). Im curious
>>67464443
They're mediocre. lets be honest here.
why isn't Woy calling up Paul Robinson and Rob Green?
>>67464369
this
premier league goals by english stirkers since the world cup:
46 - Kane
29 - Vardy
19 - Defoe, Rooney, Austin (Defoe leads on non-pens)
18 - Berahino
14 - Carroll
13 - Ings
12 - Sturridge
10 - Glenn Murray
8 - Crouch, Gayle, Welbeck
>>67464476
Fuck off Jan. You're getting a bit too full of yourself m8
>>67464456
>Altidores (eternal fuck ups who somehow still get callups)
Used to be Heskey. Probably Rooney or Welbeck now.
>Bradleys (average player who has few shining moments and gives the ball away)
Barkley. Possibly Milner
>Dempseys (old but still valuable for veteran experience)
Milner
>Pulisic (upcoming GOAT talent who is doing well for such a young age)
Alli
>>67464456
>Altidores
Heskey immediately comes to mind, but in the current team, probably Henderson or Jagielka
>Bradleys
Wilshere
>Dempseys
Rooney
>Pulisic
Alli
>>67464514
Kek'd
What a shit england team
>no huth
>>67464521
>Wilshere
>Average player
See >>67463767
>>67464499
>lelbeck
>sturrshit
>>67463774
>no milner
you blow it
>>67463348
Rose got binned for hitting his gf. There would be a nationwide shitstorm if he got to go to the euros.
Basically Woy has released this 'leak' himself in order to gauge public reaction to his squad, fully intending to change it once he's read everybody's opinion on the subject.
At this rate we're going to lose to Walels.....
>>67464665
willian isn't his gf m8
>>67464521
>Wilshere
This guy always seems to be divisive. Either he's England's goat or a shit overrated player
wilshere is literally the only world class player england have, his problem is his exploding knees
probably worth taking a punt on him, we're not exactly blessed with a load of good midfielders
>>67464677
>Roy Hodgson taking feedback from thousands of people's kneejerk reactions on the internet
lol
Henderson is just the worst
>>67464733
>wilshere is literally the only world class player england have
"no"
>>67464804
Yes.
>>67464804
are you contesting that we have more than one world class player or that wilshere is not world class?
>>67464815
>>67464816
Wilshere isn't world class. We have no world class players.
>>67464816
>>67464829
how is kane not world class?
>>67463774
>Stones
He's been wank all year.
>Bertrand
Who?
>Drinkwater
>Dier
>Alli
>Barkley
All meme players. Besides Barkley is objectively terrible.
>>67464853
if kane is world class then "slimani" must be world class as well, whoever the fuck he is
>>67464733
>his exploding knees
His knees have literally never been a problem. It's just glass ankles really. Never had muscles problems like Sturridge or Kompany. Just impact injuries that could happen to anyone.
125+ replys to a fake leak
embarrassing
>>67464868
golden shoe considers the poortugal league as equal to the other leagues so whatever
(slimani is legit good though)
>>67463117
Rose is the starting left-back.
This is a load of shite.
Albrighton
>>67464853
>le bottle it against Leicester and statpad against lower table clubs
>>67464885
wasn't proven fake when this thread was made la
how has vardy looked for england. i dont think his game is fit for englands 588 crosses per game style
>>67464948
luke shaw in the team
are you thick mate? did you get a special bus to school?
>>67464946
are you baiting? Kane is a big game player and has proved it two seasons in a row
I'm sorry England but there no combination imaginable of that group of midfielders that can you guys to anything further than a QF.
>>67464946
>forwards scoring against weaker side is a bad thing
Fucking /sp/
>>67465062
7-1
>>67463887
Friendly reminder that it's shite being Scottish.
>>67463902
Hart for forster and i believe it's coming home
>>67465143
The fuck is "buckfast"?
>>67465179
scottish breakfast
>>67465179
google it you fat twat
still coming home innit lads?
>>67465179
foy
>>67465179
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>>67463117
>forwards
>Rooney
Do these shitheads even watch football?
>>67464359
>>67465314
>Commotion Lotion
brilliant
>>67465428
Sponsors m8.
>>67464308
>>67464327
a lot of them don't, considering how prolific the posting is. professional twitter account running is the very definition of a nu-male job.
>post yfw Rooney starts all games with 0 goals 0 assists
>>67464953
Good
He rekt Germany
>>67464953
he's alright, scores backheel volleys against germany, not bad
please, for the love of God, someone please kill Wilshere
>>67466217
fuck off yiddo
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>>67466217
Leave Wilshere to me
>>67466251
kek
>>67466240
/arse/ pls, why are you betraying me?
>>67466315
Fuck off you don't belong in /arse/ you wasteman.
>>67466325
a wasteman not belonging in /arse/
now I've seen everything
>>67466217
>tf
>tp
>>67466325
I've been /arse/ since day 1
Wilshere needs to fuck off to a midtable club, that's where he rightfully belongs. Ox and Gibbs too
> Drinkwater
> Vardy
GIVE US THE TROPHY
>wheelshit and $terling over albrighton
>rooney over defoe
>shaw over rose
>fucking STONES
