MAIN CARD (FOX Sports 1, 2 p.m. ET)
Andrei Arlovski (248) vs. Alistair Overeem (244)
Antonio Silva (266) vs. Stefan Struve (265)
Gunnar Nelson (170) vs. Albert Tumenov (170)
Anna Elmose (135) vs. Germaine de Randamie (135)
Francimar Barroso (204) vs. Nikita Krylov (205)
Heather Jo Clark (116) vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz (115)
PRELIMINARY CARD (FOX Sports 1, noon ET)
Rustam Khabilov (155) vs. Chris Wade (155)
Magnus Cedenblad (185) vs. Garreth McLellan (184)
Josh Emmett (156) vs. Jon Tuck (156)
Yan Cabral (156) vs. Reza Madadi (155)
PRELIMINARY CARD (UFC Fight Pass, 10:30 a.m. ET)
Kyoji Horiguchi (125) vs. Neil Seery (126)
Leon Edwards (169.5) vs. Dominic Waters (170)
Willie Gates (125) vs. Ulka Sasaki (125)
Picks are locked in. Aussie (you) farmer can goof em.
USA
Previous thread >>67429070
need to watch this shit online - how can I do it, lads?
good op, people know what time stuff happens
thought it was a gamethread for a second
here's some news
i'm going to bed
NEWS:
>RIZIN CEO btfos Reebok/Dana
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/7/11616282/ufc-reebok-sponsorship-blasted-by-rizin-ceo-nobuyuki-sakakibara
>Condit allegedly training for Diaz rematch
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/8/11616994/former-interim-ufc-welterweight-champion-carlos-condit-apparently
>Rico Verhoeven contemplating moving to MMA
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/glory-kickboxing-champ-rico-verhoeven-contemplating-full-time-move-to-mma
>UFC FN 87 weigh-in results
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/ufc-fight-night-87-live-and-official-weigh-in-results-1
xth for forced entry
Good morning heembros. Hyped for the next card?
>>67432669
go to taima.tv/r/mma when the fights start
>>67432686
not really
>>67432686
I looked for your flag in the predictions but nothing.
You don't do picks bangbro?
>>67432674
Goodnight USA :3
>>67432730
nah.
>>67432686
My boy Seely is fighting Hori.
Nelson fighting.
Fuck all else.
I can't wait for Arlovski vs Overeem tomorrow.
Glass jaw Khan while we wait
Why are we letting this goof get away with this shit thread after his you mining bs and the picks battle with Australia who was taking the real picks?
This dumbass didn't even add my picks.
>>67432858
he put the time of the event in the OP, which is all we really need this close to gametime
if it was further away from the event, it would be bad
>>67432586
>> Condit allegedly training for diaz
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/8/11616994/former-interim-ufc-welterweight-champion-carlos-condit-apparently
If diaz wins and wonderboy beats MacDonald, I want to see wonderboy vs diaz
make it so dana
>>67432777
Moved up two weight classes. Dude is obviously bigger and stronger than him.
Hats off to khan for not being a pussy and taking the risk.
>>67432928
>former-interim-ufc-welterweight-champion
literally a 2nd place trophy
man fuck this retard op
half of his picks are from people replying to me kekekekek
these are the real picks
Andrei Arlovski vs. Alistair Overeem
Antonio Silva vs. Stefan Struve
Gunnar Nelson vs. Albert Tumenov
Anna Elmose vs. Germaine de Randamie
Francimar Barroso vs. Nikita Krylov
Heather Jo Clark vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>67432928
It still fucking amazes me that Anderson will have fought three times in the time Diaz was suspended.
>>67432586
>Making your shitposting the op
pathetic cunt
>>67432586
Thanks for doing the picks, fuck Australian shitposters.
Fucker left us hanging, America confirmed best p4p /heem/ poster.
>>67432988
definitely not samefagging silly burger
>>67432988
An Aussie literally just filled up the last thread with webms because the fag OP posted this with 30 posts left in the last thread. show hespect.
>>67432586
Should there be less weight classes?
Heavyweight, Middleweight, Lightweight, and Flyweight. Why do we need more?
first for Megan
>>67432988
also you fucking mong i'm not goofing them
lads i had to go to sleep at 8 am today. how was the rest of BOTN?
fuck wmma tbqh
@67432978
Die in a car fire, you will never be the real picks bro and you'll never steal another (you) from me.
Also lmao @ anyone picking post-usada overeem or Bigfoot.
>>67432669 (Goof)
ufc.tv ya dummy
>What's ufc.tv?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=181ZZgv4pak
>>67432674
i take that back
shit op
>>67432986
Anderson gets 1 year for steroids, and Diaz gets 1.5 for marijuana.
The UFC drug testing is a joke.
>>67433015
>wants to be picksbro
>fights with real picksbro and makes a shitty picks collage
>gets butthurt and now won't goof them after he took picks
You're a joke lad. Lmao
Could u get any more butthurt?
>>67433007
it's 30 posts early so he can push his (you)-farming to the extreme
if you are gonna be this much of a pussy about being the fake predictionbro just take the role before me next time cunt? I didn't even want to do it in the first place
but I was chosen for this event so I will keep doing my duty
67433063
literally kill yourself
>real picksbro
>being this fucking autistic
>>67433066
But to be fair, in this (You)conomy we need all the (You)s we can get
just talk about FN 87
>>67432978
You're missing like 6 picks the op has and you included picks without a picture.
Please just stop.
I WANT AUSSIE SHITPOSTERS TO LEAVE!
Also where did all these newfags and newflags in the past couple days come from? You guys been advertising or something?
>>67433092
if bigfoot loses, where does he go from there?
>>67433014
would.
>>67433104
probably gets cut
he's shot, Struve at least has the potential to pull an arlovski
>>67433060
Thankfully they've changed things now
>>67433104
WSOF
>>67433104
Rizin so he can get back on TRT
So I can listen to music and shit at work and I work like 10-14 hour days...name some MMA/combat sport related podcasts worth checking out. Please do not name the Fighter and the Kid.
>>67433104
he'll win, he needs this and fighting is all he has.
i think the real question is which non top 15 does struve get after he loses
>>67433104
He keeps taking beatdowns, he's good for freakshow fights like this.
UFC has such a shallow heavyweight division there's No chance in hell he gets cut. Plus he's Bigfoot it's always fun to watch him heem, or more often get heem'd. Someone post a webmaster of his bloodbath with Cain pls.
Also it looked like he had a really tough cut to make 266.
What's it feel like to get knocked out?
I've been in a fight or two and eaten some heavy shots but never been put to sleep.
>>67433141
The Joe Rogan EXPERIENCE
>>67433141
Heavy Hands.
Except when Luke Thomas is on.
>>67433153
Stop ducking me and you'll find out.
>>67433153
Your ears ring, everything flashes black, and you lose control of your body.
>>67433063
>real picksbro
>>67432586
Overeem
Struve don't keep failing me man
Tumenov
Anna i always pick the cuter girl desu
Krylov
Karolina
67433097
>being this new
picksbro always takes picks without pictures, my first one had no picture and he took it.
What time does Battle of the Nations start, lads?
>>67433273
be careful, if she touches water she will turn into a gremlin
>>67433273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
we are live
>>67433282
Duly noted.
>>67433289
Thanks m8
>>67433289
This production value, fantastic
>>67433197
Gotchu bruv, wouldn't leave a regular hanging
I'll also add bangbro if he wants to do some picks, or any other reg that missed it cuz of Aussie shitposting.
>>67433225
>being this new
I said picksbro, not prefictioncuck
>>67433306
ronda is khaleesi and travis is khal drogo
>in their heads
67433326
lol, stay autistic
>>67433334
>>67433342
THICK
H
I
C
K
>>67433326
>Overeem
>Struve
>Tumenov
>de Randamie
>Krylov
>Karolina
>>67433337
How I even knew this was a Game of Thrones reference I have no idea.
At the end of the day burger, do whatever you like for attention. I'm not going to take it away from you.
If making drama over nothing and getting (you)'s means so much to you go ahead and copy paste the picks directed at me onto your own graphic.
Just aren't gonna have me taking picks next card after you get permaheemed and the real predictionbro doesn't come back. So go ahead and goof my picks, cuck
>>67433390
autism
>>67433339
Lol u are so butthurt about this I love it
I LOVE IT
>>67433363
Ok tell bangbro to make some picks and I'll add u guys in a few hours gonna crash soon so I don't miss the fights
>>67433304
>>67433304
These are always so weird like wtf, you realize that after two things she did that it's super awkward turn off the transmission but they always keep going until it's fucking autistic
>We saw a grown woman hiding behind her hands
lads why is he so based?
>>67433390
Hey man calm down and keep doing your picks, don't worry about what other people do.
It is what it is
>>67432586
Can you possibly make a more exciting card at 170
>post your walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLp4nb6atDE
>>67433413
Nick doesn't deserve that kind of beating
>>67433289
HEMA IS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
>>67433390
You're a top lad mate it's a shame this autist has autismed it up here but as the German said, it is what it is
>>67433436
no one cares you stupid flagposter
go back to /int/
>>67433436
>>67433410
it is what it is
>>67433438
Piss off Dana we'll be watching your """""fights"""""" later on anyway so stop bitching
>>67433423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF3pG6DndYs
I'm not sure how it would sound in the MGM Grand, but it sounds godlike through my headphones.
>>67433423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8
Picksbro vs aussietism shitposter when?
And why don't next time we just let predictioncuck do the picks?
>>67433477
Where IS predictioncuck, did he forget to be careful?
>>67433473
Put in some picks bangbro
>>67433424
>>Nick doesn't deserve that kind of beating
>> Diaz with13 KOs
>> Literally more KOs than Thompson has total wins in the UFC
>> Hasn't been finished in the cage in a decade and a half
Thompson has a weak chin. If anyone can heem Thompson, its diaz
post your BOTN walkout songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_zjgZJOFl4
>>67433141
Heavy Hands and Co-Main Event.
>>67433423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z7OeQAnMJ0
>>67433477
i would never fight him unless we get proper sanctioning. not going away for manslaughter because an obese neckbeard doesn't train
>>67433141
MMAhour is literally the only decent one.
>>67433491
>>67433326
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
Krylov
Karolina
>>67433483
He came but since Aus was taking it he figured he'd let him do it
He's preparing doing finals and shit
>>67433326
Reem
Struve
Tumenov
Germaine
Krylov
KK
>>67433532
dude there's something very creepy about you posting all these pictures of puppies
>>67433532
why do you feed the strays? all you're doing is propping up an unsustainable population that will suffer all the more for their survival and eventual growth. and they're a public health risk to boot.
better and kinder to cull them and put the meat to use.
>>67433552
he's a dog pedo. but it's part of bangla culture so it's ok.
>>67433556
Human population is the only problem here, famalam. There needs to be some kind of death heem match tbqh.
>>67433565
Only bangla culture I've seen so far is increasing population and child prostitution.
“It's a red meat, quite fatty, and extremely fragrant. “Take a cross between beef and mutton, add extra meaty flavouring, and you've got the taste of dog. "It's so delicious that if it wasn't for the thought of eating dog, everyone would probably love it.”
t. bangbro
>>67433552
this might not be the place for you if you're creeped out that easily
>>67433500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On_oqjlShT8
Will there be any SHEEMs lads?
I am unironically excited for 198. Good fights all around, especially Silva/Hall and Jacare/Roid Vitor
Alright picks are locked in. Good luck, I'm going to sleep.
Save this to goof ausscuck
>>67433630
kill yourself bro
>>67433595
Germaine might heem the other girl. Doubt it though. Other than that, no.
>>67433630
>>67433645
heem 1. book now. we don't have edgestonia anymore. this is the fight to make.
>>67433657
estonia is in cocoon mode atm. he will emerge with a full head of hair ready to heem the lithdancer.
>>67433668
it's said that every month that passes his jaw grows one size
>>67433496
>nick
>being able to deal with kicks
heh.
>>67433628
Who wouldn't be
Pussy
>>67433684
you think I'm just gonna stand here and let you call me a pussy?
>>67433060
First time vs a repeat offending degenerate who obviously didn't learn from a year suspension so he gets longer.
Also does Nate getting known by normies now make Nick more popular? Is Nick now a potential WW title fight replacement if a challenger gets injured now his brother is famous with casuals?
>>67433674
that's the tren and hgh
>>67433628
>being excited for a tentative snorefest
>being excited for old jitsu snake man getting heemed in the first
>>67433696
Doesn't look like a bad card.
hot or not?
post walkout songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks
>>67433728
I have experience with female head of the state. Good luck.
>>67433732
cum on me, on me
>>67433728
hawt
this polish chick has a cabbage tier head
>>67433744
Hey man that's sexist
>>67433732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El1kgCqD7Xk
would you rather be the president/leader of a shithole like bangladesh or an even greater shithole like freedomland?
>>67433732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF_WKwbueG8
>>67433796
leader of bangladesh sounds less stressful
>>67433689
>> weed
>>degenerate
go watch Nickelodeon or something isn't it past your bedtime?
>>67433759
>>67433796
>>67433732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU9c0j4iOtw
>>67433725
I'm psyched for silva vs hall.
>>67433732
great song, greater video
>>67433832
will silva pull the trigger?
>>67433796
freedomland, it'd be a laugh and i'd probably get impeached but who cares. bangladesh would just be depressing. being president in bangladesh is probably worse than being a garbageman in america actually.
How do I get into UFC
>>67433832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkPVtdY0RuI
>>67433866
you could use greater force to oppress your enemies in bangladesh i would presume.
imagine unleashing a plane full of tigers on the favela's of your enemy
>>67433870
>mfw he gets slept
>>67433867
beat up some cans on lookin fer a fight
or if you mean get into enjoying the sport of (you)fc, don't
>>67433866
being president is a dream job tho, you don't have to do shit, just sign stuff, attend ceremonies and visit countries. being prime minister is what's bad. you'll be responsible for whatever shit happens, ministers won't listen to you. stressful job.
>>67433890
Should I buy into the fightpass meme?
>>67433890
Do some front flips in front of Dana White. Couldn't hurt.
>>67433534
Hema or /heem/a?
>>67433867
Watch some older cards, get the free trial of Fight Pass and watch some fights off there, pic related is a good list. Watch the cards that air and browse /heem/ and it'll help you get up to date if you can stand all the memes. There's a card today but it might not be great.
As time goes on you'll learn more and pick up on fighters. If you need to ask anything just do it here or in the gamethreads as long as it isn't retarded
>>67433904
Fight Pass is preddy gud. I wish the search feature was better. It lags a lot of my xbox. It's cool being able to watch any UFC event in history (except for recent fox events) but I wish you would get a discount on PPV buys.
>>67433725
Honestly why is Anderson so low? I know he's washed up now but name alone he should be co-main no?
>>67433904
if you actually want to get into mma yeah it has thousands of hours of content so you don't have to scrounge around the internet for 360p vids
>>67433867
Watch Never Back Down.
>>67433880
imagine being the leader of north korea
would you fix it or rule it the same way?
>>67433909
or /int/x/heem/ cross promotion?
>>>/int/59030434
>>67433916
>>67433920
>>67433909
Does fightpass have live event streams like WWE Network?
>>67433919
they love vitor in the favela's and maia/brown is an actually relevant fight I suppose
>>67433932
yes, the smaller orgs that get picked up by the big ufc shills are livestreamed and the fightpass prelims. everything else is fox/ppv
>>67432928
This is all from one of Condit's snapchats. The fucking state of mma media, fucking hell.
>>67433932
It has Fight Pass events every now and again, but it's not like WWE in that by signing up you'll get access to all the PPV's that air live and all UFC content. You still need to pay separately for the Numbered Main Events (E.g. 198, 199, 200), the Fight Nights that air on TV such as on FOX also won't be on Fight Pass.
They do have Fight Pass prelims though so before a card there's two or three fights shown on there, and as I said
>>67433867
become a WWE star first
>>67433960
this is the best way, even if you don't train mixed martial arts
>>67433960
>>67433682
Here's diaz KOing a national karate champion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suzWG9M5dsg
guys, quit shitposting in the Battle of the Nations chat. I know it's you.
Anna Elmose remimds me of Annette Schwarz
>>67434053
idiot kid
my /heem/fu is fighting today
>>67434050
It's actually /pol/, last I checked they're watching
>>67433326
Overeem
Struve
Gunnar
Germaine
Krylov
Karolina
Good fight that, close stuff
>>67434110
>changing your picks
casual
is mauro a numale?
is rogan a lumbersexual?
>>67434124
Rogaine is a cutie
>>67434080
Looks like a video game 2bh.
>>67434129
shut up
>>67434131
You don't think so?
>>67434134
I see what you are saying
>>67434124
Probabbly. He talks a lot about how other UFC fighters are sexually attractive. It's always made me cringe and suspect he's a closeted gay or at least bisexual.
>>67434140
Thanks for backing me up.
>>67434134
She's a 30 years old Polish semen demon. I see what you are saying, I wouldn't mind taking her to outter space. But still, shut up.
>>67434145
you think there is something wrong with homo or bisexuality, or being a closetfag?
>>67434145
Rogan is def gay lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0FPKa7btU4
>>67434124
mauro has such a beautiful voice, except when he's manic and screams during his podcast
>>67434163
this guy just sounds really salty, doesn't insinuate that he has done homosexual acts just calls him a closet gay for no reason.
>>67434218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5a1kgaIs5M
11:36
"I would rather have sex with transgender than an overweight woman"
>>67434264
i'd rather fuck a tranny than most ugly bitches
Why aren't janitors cleaning up the mess from the knight autism shitposting
>>67434264
Rogan on point.
>>67434274
>>67434286
you're not straight then
>>67434264
15:30
>>67434285
piss off
>>67434264
This is incredibly entertaining.
>>67434298
straight, bi, gay
labels are lame man
lads, have a great idea. how about all ko and subs dont automatically win the fight but simply win the round 10-8, and if the fighter is unable to continue then they go to the scorecards. like that we would eliminate fluke results where the better fighter gets caught in a flukey sub or by a lucky punch whilst still maintaining some unpredictability and excitement.
>>67434338
i don't want my boys to take unnecessary brain damage, but i certainly appreciate the idea.
it wouldn't work well with subs because if you got caught you could just tap early and go into the next round looking for a knockout
>>67434347
>you got caught you could just tap early and go into the next round looking for a knockout
exactly we can eliminate fluke subs like in mcgregor vs diaz deciding important fights
I have so much power in my right hand that if I land a straight cross right on your chin you have a 96.66% chance of developing Parkinson's ten years down the line.
>>67434352
nice try i guess
>>67433104
lellator, rizin. TRT mode
>>67434316
go back to /lgbt/ faggot
if you like dicks, you're gay.
I'd take a wildabeast pussy over the most femenine freakshow with a dick
if you don't agree, you're a hommo
>>67434375
buncha fagmos
>>67433339
i was on your side but getting butthurt cause he's getting the picks is pathetic. hes updating them, even if he is doing it for le (You)'s you can do the goofening later famalam
>>67434375
you sound like a severely closeted fag. it's ok to like trannies anon, your dad won't find out and he won't take away your car
>>67434391
>picking sides
>that flag
shut up faggot
>>67434400
I'm goofing the pick you took not his.
Will Nikita chalk one up for 4chan today?
>>67434427
i havn't taken any new ones from this thread but there were only 1 or 2 that hadn't already done picks i think. goodwork goofbro
>>67434460
Is megan anderson your ladyboy?
>>67434485
no, but she is ok. invicta is kinda shit
i was happy she won
>>67432928
>>> Condit allegedly training for diaz
it couldn't be more obvious that this is a joke.
>>67434485
Megan Anderson vs Holly Holm is the fight to make.
I know Joe Silva is reading this.
Pls Joe.
Gonna take a day time nap since I have to stay awake at night. be careful, heembros
Can the UFC compete?
how many bongs until the event starts friends?
>>67434562
thanks man.
>>67434532
She's a bit too bigg for holly though, they should have her fight cyborg rather than making cyborg bully a mediocre/shitty bantamweight
>>67434543
gotten more violent from last year
>>67434594
Jon
>>67434594
kek
how do I achieve White Girl mode?
Apparently miesha tate's mom's best friend is vietnamese
>>67434786
what did he mean by this?
>>67434712
>Those brock lesnar style forearms
Men's 1v1 kicking off soon lads
>>67434923
>>67434923
>>67434923
HEEM U FAGS GET IN HERE
4 b o n g s
>>67433141
As an option:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvCXmTQLW-Y
Who else /tired-as-fuck/ here?
>>67435009
im /rationingweedforthefights/
>>67435009
not me
>>67434264
Dear god what the fuck
What did he mean by this?
>>67435056
aww shit lads we dramatown now
>>67435056
He means he's desperate for attention
>>67435071
this, he's embracing his complete lack of credibility and just going all out with posting inane shite
>>67435056
Remember when he was supposed to become a 2 division champion? Now he's going to have no belts at all.
>>67435129
>implying he won't beat Nate in the rematch. The plans were pushed back a bit, not cancelled
>>67435056
>p-pls notice m-me
>D-Dana p-pls
>>67435105
It's literally like shitposting desu
No matter how ludicrous it is he still manages to get (You)'s and people talking
Every time without fail.
>>67435187
He's going to call out Brock or fedor next
>>67435056
Has Conor Gone Too Far?
>>67435056
He's shitposting.
>>67435157
He won't beat Nate and he won't make the weight cut to defend.
>>67435129
Conor's range was just off because he trained for a 5'8 guy. Every punch was just a couple of inches too short which took all the power off. First round KO for Mac next time. Get ready.
Best MMA documentaries?
>>67435244
smashing machine
>>67435244
Fighting for a generation is pretty good (but centers exclusively on UFC).
Choke is good, featuring Nick, Shields, this and that.
And I don't remember anything else.
Do you think these Knights train mewvement?
>>67433326
>I said picksbro, not prefictioncuck
You're the b-thread picks guy, don't forget
>>67435056
It's becoming kinda pathetic
>>67433326
Overeem KO/TKO Round 1
Silva KO/TKO Round 2
Tumenov Decision
de Randamie KO/TKO Round 3
Krylov KO/TKO Round 2
Kowalkiewicz Decision
>I don't think McGregor would heem Nate in the rematch
>>67435271
Joe Rogan approved.
>>67435396
How'd you find that picture of me?
