UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
(((LIVE)))
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
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>The guy who hit Parsons got arrested
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/police-arrest-suspect-in-hit-and-run-death-of-bellator-fighter-jordan-parsons
>Rico Verhoeven contemplating moving to MMA
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/glory-kickboxing-champ-rico-verhoeven-contemplating-full-time-move-to-mma
>UFC FN 87 weigh-in results
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/ufc-fight-night-87-live-and-official-weigh-in-results-1
>UFC FN DEUTSCHLAND confirmed September 3
https://youtu.be/RssCCCwS-A4
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Negative attention is still attention
weidman
First for Megan
fofao blesses this thread with his anti-cuck magic
why do all these girls have shit records?
ngannou - megan
>>67429157
my nigga
>>67429157
Megan "Herb Dean" Anderson
>>67429211
>making a collage
This black chick's eye is so fuckin jacked up.
Yeah Mike Beltran!
>>67429259
gotta do something. what did you do today?
>>67429259
>jealous of his photo editing skills
Canelo - Khan's about to start m8s
>>67429211
>he made a collage
>>67429211
damn, she FINE.
>>67429291
>lab work
>hung out with people I don't really know
>went to the gym
>shitpost on /heem/
pretty standard Saturday
Look at me
Look at me
I'm the bull now
>>67429340
>>>/box/
>>67429340
My money's on the big one
ulka vs mighty mouse when
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over
What purpose were you made to fill?
10-9 Bluehair
Good submission attempts from the other one
>>67429382
It's Michael Buffer, which means there is some Bruce Buffer around, which means we can enjoy >>>/box/ on /heem/
wew
box heem
Who /WMMA > men's boxing/ here
No Buffer.
But it's the former WEC guy
So...
>>67429340
Might as well watch
>>67429458
i'd fill her purpose if you know what i'm saying
Angela Lee seems to be better than the average breast size for an asian woman
>>67429457
whoa
>>67429472
here
sheem
also boxing is for casuals
Medeiros is a muuuunster
Did he call it a tentacle knockout again?
>>67429662
>didntreadlmao.webm
just tuned in to khan/canelo
did khan get knocked down yet?
>walker's eyes
>>67429810
>I seen heems you wouldn't believe
>>67429801
no.
>>67429801
No, and I have him up 2 rounds to 0
>>67429818
meme kicks missing off the shoulder luke rockhold
>>67429822
>>67429828
spicy
Jeremy Stephens confirmed for not getting 9 or 10 friends together for the boxing
>>67429840
The last man to beat Conor McGregor
>>67429871
>>67429870
poorfag
>my coworker told me to bet on Khan
>I laughed at him
did I muck it up?
>>67429931
always bet on the brown guy
>>67429871
>The last man to beat Conor McGregor
>>67429951
CHI
>>67429931
>white """"""""'fighters"""""""""'
WALKER IS A MUNSTER
How many fights can we realistically expect out of him?
1? 2?
Who is ready for /overHEEM/ tomorrow?
>>67429931
Another Irish power puncher getting out done by speed and accumulation
SPINNING SHIT SHEEM
BUH GAWD THE SPINNING SHIT
SHEEEEEEEEMEMMMMMMMM
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>67430016
0
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM'D
>>67430049
You mean Skinnyreem
still gonna heem Arlovski tho
BLEACHED
L
E
A
C
H
E
D
Canelo is getting better and better
Why is MMA so much more exciting than boxing.
Shit, boxing has like 10 years left max before it becomes obsolete.
doing spinning shit now
Who's winning the pillow tap?
>>67430148
dana white
OH SHIT
Well Canelo just KO'd him stiff
god damn he got dropped
>>67430148
WE SLEEPY SHIT NOW
>Josh Barnett will never tape you up
HOLY SHIT CANELO
Damn, what a punch. Khan was winning the rounds on points, too.
>>67430119
The spinning shit
>>67430148
khan just got murdered they're hauling his corpse off to the dumpster now
Khan ded
Holy shit
Well damn
good fight, glad i didnt bet though
Canelo DAMN
He got knocked the fuck out.
Boxing just did something right
>>67430297
desu that right hand was beautiful
WHEN KHAN'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THAT CANVAS
>>67430247
I think Khan won the first few rounds, but he looked like he was fading, anyways
/box/ get out
>>67430263
>>67430268
>>67430306
>>67430307
waiting on that webum
>>67430338
A WOUNDED GAZELLE
Ok now time for Angela to get that belt
fuck that right was brutal
>>67430380
Livinha is toooouuuggghhh
>>67430380
Angela Hill sucks.
>>67430366
>>67430366
>>67430380
About time though she might get subbed.
>>67430483
GOODNIGHT IRENE
>>67430532
THE BIG KIBOSH
>>67430483
>>67430532
thanks
>>67430483
>>67430532
Absolutely slept
Angela confirmed trash on the ground
so Invicta really sucks.
>>67430483
>yfw Conor KO's Nate like that at UFC 202
>>67430483
>>67430532
OH MY
desu Khan was willing the whole fight until Canelo got lucky and threw a one punch KO, those shouldn't even be allowed, that's bullshit if you're a man you fight to the belt, you don't ded your opponent like a little bitch like that
>>67430660
no it doesnt
>>67430676
>Conor heeming Nate stiff
>>67430683
great meme
>>67430683
Lads..
>>67430483
>>67430532
>>67430683
Nice blog.
10-9 Souza
>>67430734
we already saw it
>>67430483
>>67430532
This is how I envision the first exchange between me and anyone who posts here. I visualize deez tings.
Sweep city, Angie looking much more solid on the ground. Souza 10-9
>>67430683
this guy gets it
/box/ needs to leave
>>67430683
i get it.
>>67430810
half of /box/ is /heem/
>>67430784
u fockin wot m8, ill put you in the ground
That wiggle, and jerk, wiggle, and jerk.
>walking through shop looking around
>see UFC DVD's going for cheap
>think "might as well spoil myself, I've been good lately"
>bring UFC 147, 148 and 150 to the counter
>cashier says "oh nice, old school UFC"
Am I old now? I remember rushing home from work to catch the Silva's entrance against Chael. Take me back to better times /heem/ ;_;
>All this panic wrestling
My girl Hill's got this.
>>67430810
fuck off, i want all heems
>>67430863
that wasn't even 4 years ago dude
LIVINHA'S FADING
>>67430868
This sucks.
>>67429070
wow girl skin is so nice to look at
>commentator literally compared the brazilian to a monkey
>>67430863
>DVDs
>2016
>literally pulling a werdoom
>>67430784
Visualize me choking you the fuck out.
19-19
>>67429070
>Two white women with cornrows fighting each other
Who would ever want to watch this?
>>67430683
this, khan was clearly winning the fight until that moment
10-9 Hill, 19-19
Huge momentum for Hill
19-19 2bh
>>67430941
Aldo was winning the first 13 secs of the fight too
>>67430942
Yeah, this sucks.
>>67430935
still better than pillowhug
>>67430935
first time watching mma eh lad?
Some nice sweeps here by Souza
>>67430922
Any lower body submission has like a .1% success rate in the UFC.
>>67430956
exactly
heems should be banned
>>67430959
Back to your pillow tap thread
>>67430956
shut the fuck up
paige would 30-27 both of these cans
>>67430935
>implying you don't love this shit
will angela be the first black woman to be a mma champion?
>>67431027
Fuck off dummy
>>67431031
and Rose would 30-27 both of these cans AT THE SAME TIME
>>67430956
he literally didn't win a single second of that fight
>>67431036
depends how you classify brazillians
Souza's gassing
Angela's got this
29-28 Hill
leave it to a cheap shotting whitey to take the easy route and grab an undeserved win after getting beat up the whole fight
29-28 Hill
is there anything worse than a brazilian takedownbabby?
>>67431057
he did slip conors first punch
>>67431036
Angela Hill is trash, also
>non-UFC titles
lmao. Someone post her getting choked out by Rose
>>67431032
boner.
>>67431036
Holly Holm has had so much black inside her she's not white anymore
>>67431057
It was a meme you dip
Nice stuff, the left hand is flustering Souza
>>67431095
>holly pls
>>67431091
>>67431095
This isn't like your blacked.com videos Nigel
>>67431076
>>67431079
>being wrong on the internet
>>67431056
she is mad ugly
>>67431155
What the fuck.
>>67430249
thats hella racist.
>>67431128
beautiful.
>>67431155
Would nut on Rose's shaved head before I'd even consider touching that ape face'd bitch Paige.
39-37 Angela
>>67431155
damn alien-headed bitch lol
>>67431192
This
39-37 Hill
3-1 Hill
good fight so far, I'de say it's 2 rounds each
there is nothing i love more in mma than seeing heartbroken brazilians lose
Paige to Fox News when ?
>>67431155
yeah PVZ is ugly af
lads, have a great idea. how about all ko and subs dont automatically win the fight but simply win the round 10-8, and if the fighter is unable to continue then they go to the scorecards. like that we would eliminate fluke results where the better fighter gets caught in a flukey sub or by a lucky punch whilst still maintaining some unpredictability and excitement.
Hill landed that step left right hand at least 5 times that round
https://twitter.com/alexchambersmma/status/729161195740123136
I'd put a show on you Alex, if you know what I mean
>>67431192
t. fedora
>>67431241
>get HEEMed
>fight continues
>get HEEMed again
nigga you trying to send people into comas
>>67431284
like i said if you arent able to continue then the fight goes to the scorecards
>>67431192
based rose
If Angela Hill wasn't such a disgusting tranny i would hit t bh
>>67431295
>get heemed
>win on points
that's genuinely retarded
MAH GURL Angela winning that belt 49-46
Maybe a cheeky 48-47 from one of dem judges
3-2 Hill
>>67431260
cause I think PVZ is an uggo?
PENNE ALERT. PENNE ALERT.
Great fight
I love me some invicta fights.
48-47 Hill
>>67431241
>dhafir wins round one and two
>Has a heart attack in round 3
>gets his hand raised on a stretcher
angela hill a shit on the ground
The brazilian is half as big and she is womanhandling her on the ground
Great fight
>>67431241
the concussion lawsuits are already going to bankrupt the UFC within a few years, you think they're going to structure the rules so that someone who was KO'd is sent out for more brain damage? lol no
>>67431348
no she isn't.
>>67431349
Size doesn't matter in jiu jitsu
>>67431348
She did great. Huge improvements, strongly held her own against Souza.
Hill takes it 48-47
>>67431348
if she was shit she would've got subbed about 6 times in that fight
>>67431339
>post joanna nosejob penne
delicious
>>67431374
till the judges screw it up
>>67431322
its not, its stops the flukey punches and subs winning fights when the fighter was clearly being beaten on points, it will increase consistency and make sure the more skilled fighter wins majority of the time
I'm with Luke Thomas on this one...bad fight...cool beard though.
>>67429589
man i love seeing that hue looking doofus get knocked out
>>67431394
you almost jinxed it
>split
How ? wtf
I thought for a second we had another robbery
Seoi Nage?
BASED HILL BASED HILL BASED HILL BASED HILL BASED HILL BASED HILL BASED HILL BASED HILL BASED HILL BASED HILL BASED HILL BASED HILL BASED HILL BASED HILL
senko is so fucking hot. Wish I could see her looking up at me while my cock is in her throat.
>>67429662
is this a dude?
>>67431353
no, if the fighter is unable to continue the fight goes to the scorecards
>>67431425
Didn't she get cut from the UFC? so based.
>>67431249
i dont care if she's 36, I would nut inside her like no tomorrow
What's the name of female joe rogan?
Twitter?
Instagram?
Facebook?
>>67431429
just not necessary
>>67431434
just stop holy fuck. This is not a death sport.
>>67431438
ew dude, you have horrible taste in women.
>>67431438
chill dude, pretty much everyone agrees with you
>>67431436
She got cut cause she lost to Rose and Tecia which isn't fair at all.
>>67431438
Oh yeah, no arguing about that
Why is Penne so lewd?
>>67431439
the commentator or the one who interviews in the cage?
penne looking good with that new nose
>that laugh
disgusting
>>67430784
why admit you would get slept like Khan?
Beautiful to see Angela Hill get it done. Rising from the ashes and all that.
>>67431482
Two hits
I hit you
You hit the canvas
>>67431416
it's her fault for almost pulling a holly holm
>>67431367
gabigarciavsmackenziedern.webm
>>67431474
The interviewer
>>67431464
She also faced them for her like 2nd and 3rd fight. Her ground game has improved leaps and bounds.
If she tightened up her 1, 2 she'd be a MUNSTER top 3 SW.
>>67431493
lauren sanko. Used to fight in invicta.
Time for Josh Barnett's gf to get subbed
>>67431439
Foe Fogan
TONYA TIME
i dont care if she looks like a 13 year old boy, I would nut inside her like no tomorrow
>>67431502
>Used to fight in invicta
She retired at 1-0 kek
>>67431493
>>67431502
my bad, her name is laura sanko
I'm sick of the womens fights. Such a waste of space.
>>67431554
Says he, during an event thrown by an all-female fight promotion
>>67431540
Thanks la
