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Minnesota
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>you will never score a hat trick on free hat night
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>>67394492
>tfw you will never be a cocky hotshot hockey player that scores a hattrick with the game winning goal in game 7 of the Stanley Cup on home ice and get rained with hats
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>>67394537
I wonder how many hats were thrown at Gretzky during his career
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>>67394353
WHAT A FUCKING NOSE ON THIS BITCH
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>>67394537
>you will never snatch every motherfucker birthday
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tfw the good guys will win the cup this year
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yfw stars win the cup
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>>67394569
Looks like nignose to me. Also her lips look like butthole lmao
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Can he do it, can he finally break the stereotype?
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my dog likes you anon
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>>67394585
Why would you spend money on those?

God tattoos are straight degeneracy and I'm not even /pol/
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>>67394353
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>>67394537
crosby scored the GW goal on a hat trick in Game 7 to beat the capitals in 2009. too bad it wasn't on home ice
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>>67394602
no
>>67394614
i want to huff her granola farts after a nice hike in the rockies
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>>67394614
Nice Gabriel, mind if I save it?
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>>67394602
What stereotype?
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>>67394624
>beat the capitals
>not winning the cup
7/10 hattie
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>Islanders score first
That means Tampa is gonna win again
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>>67394668
they won the cup that year doofus
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>>67394639
Not at all, Chandler. Go ahead.
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>>67394691
Yeah but btfoing the caps isn't some kind of impressive feat, you just expect it desu
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Ok guys we all know it is wrong to have a 2nd team, but if you were to hypothetically have one who would it be?
Kings fan here
Want Pens to win
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>>67394760
that was only year 2 of the ovi chokers caps though. it pretty much cemented their choking abilities the caps had over 100 pts that season. its got to be better than a solid 7
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>>67394802
the only acceptable other team to root for is the one that is playing your most hated team at the time you stupid mexican
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>doubting Ovi
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>>67394816
Ok I'll give 8.25 hats out of 10. Only because I literally can't think of any better ones without googling
>>67394844
I want the preds to beat the shorks, that goes without saying, but its better for the league if Pens win
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>>67394844
As a kings fan I would be happy with anyone but the shorks or the pongs winning.

Nashville or Tampa would be especially hilarious due to snow nigger tears whining about the sunbelt
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>>67394893
>le PP one timer from circle slav
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>>67394893
Where to get wine-o popcorn munching gf?
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>>67394951
>wine-o popcorn munching gf?
thats any girl at home. also thats kfc try using a bigger screen
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>>67394942
thought I was the only one who noticed.

HE HAS ONE SHOT
ITS THE SAME SHOT!
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>>67394937
Pens never did anything to us though. Crosby is a bitch but idc I want him to return to pre cuntcussion form
>>67394951
I'd munch her corn, if you know what I mean
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>>67394988
first year watching hockey?
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>>67394988
>literally do the same thing every time
>get surprised when you play the same team 4-7 times in a row and find a way to shut you down
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>>67395012
>implying everyone doesn't brag about "the great 8" every season
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>>67395003
i dont hate the penguins but it would be cool if a team won their first cup ever unless that team is SJ
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>>67395064
Yeah but the only cup virgins left are literal no fan teams except for Caps
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>>67395052
He is capable of doing shit like this too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkmyQGf01NA

But he is rather one-dimensional, I'll give you that.
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Thoughts on my gf?
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>>67395115
Wild, Buffalo
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>>67395129
his second dimension is disappearing in the playoffs except for a few hits which get replayed over and over to insist he's having an effect on the game
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>>67395145
By left I mean still in the playoffs
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>>67395115
preds have good fans since the tits are a joke.

Blose will probably have more fans next year as football niggers buy miniplans and shit
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>>67395144
shouldn't she be a canucks fan
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>>67395168
>cherry picking
as a flat fag though DFC ages better than cow tits though
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>>67395186
I rate the Preds fans but only because their ice girls are qt and they have the hottest team mom Carrie Underwood.
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>>67395144
I refuse to believe there are any asians in Texas that aren't college students. Same goes for the midwest
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>>67395168
because betas feel like they have no chance to ever get a white g/f in a globalized world, so they try to justify settling for less.
>I-I-I'm not settling
>t-t-this is better, honest!
>I actually wanted insecure manlet sons with an identity crisis!

People who racemix tend to be the lowest of those races. Where racemixing becomes the easiest option because they don't offer enough upside to find a partner of their own race. because when you date inside your own race standards and expectations are higher because sexual fetishism and/or retarded liberalism beliefs aren't the driving force of the relationship.
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>>67395244
>chink couple moves from dog eat- some shithole to some place in tejas where land is cheap
>open chink eat shop
>have qt stars daughter
this happens all across the country
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>>67395244
Asians are in every town because every town needs a Chinese restaurant or two.

They are in places you'd never expect as a result. Its good for business if you get a monopoly on a market, even if its a small cornfield town in Iowa or wherever.
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:')
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>>67395324
Clearly a dorm room though. Proved my point thanks senpai
>>67395295
I don't know why we all want to keep mexicans out, the real enemy are the chinese, those fuckers act innocent but you know they cheat and cut corners with everything
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>be me at college in one of those 200 person auditoriums
>chinks all sit together
>they literally talk out loud to each other in Chinese during the exams
>professor is too beta to say anything
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is she chinky
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>>67395425
I get freaked out when like 6 or 7 girl muzzies all sit together in their ninja gear they make me think I am gonna get bombed or something
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>>67395425
Did you put them in their place or do the same as your professor?
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>>67395445
Why the fuck are they even hear anyways? I thought they couldn't learn, like it was against their religion or shit

Trump, pls no more
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real talk I have like 1000 or so pics in my /hoc/ folder and maybe 10 or so have chink fans in them
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>>67395457
>sperg out on Chinese students
>professor cuts me off and tells me to shut my goy mouth, gives me an F for talking during the exam
>hit is placed on my by the Triads
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>>67395380
>don't know why we want to keep Mexicans out
really, you can't figure it out?
Let's compare:
One is trying to take over the country through population replacement, increasing crime rates, trafficking drugs, starting gangs, leeching money/benefits then sending it Mexico and actually influencing the politics/living quality of said country.

The other is a small minority that consists mostly of people who didn't want to get stuck working 36 hour shifts making Iphones in China. They usually own a shitty restaurant and scrape by as a decent middle class citizen.
The only city where this isn't the case is San Francisco. Chinese there are actually rich now.
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>>67395457
People don't do shit because you get called racist. They can't prove they were really cheating or just obnoxiously socializing because nobody speak ching chong and if they do they are ching chong sympathizers
>>67395445
They really need to ban that shit. Total fucking security risk
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>>67395535
California schools are literally flooded with asians. They are trying to take over
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>>67395493
its an imigration scam
>people always need nurses everywhere
>dad sends daughter to get 2 year nursing degree
>daughter then sponsors 2 family members who bring their families over
>repeat
I did meat some based muzzlies when I was at community college though I paid $800 a semester as an in state student and they paid $10000 as a foreign national, I feel bad that illegal spics IE "dreamers" were also foreign nationals yet they got in state tuition i think
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>>67395587
I think the good schools like standford and Cal actively apply a -.3 GPA against chinks yet they still flood the school
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>>67395603
Holy shit I forgot about when leftists were calling them "dreamers" to fucking lel

Illegal alien>illegal immigrant>undocumented immigrant>undocumented worker

The newspeak is real
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>>67395587
California is already majority Mexican.
It would be a take-over of a take-over.

You stupid liberals deserve every bit of it though. You shouldn't be allowed to move to other states, you should be confined within your state borders dealing with the mess you created with your retarded beliefs.
Its bullshit Californians ruined their own home and now move to other states to ruin them with the same beliefs. Why not just stay in the paradise you created?
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>>67395643
Well I witnesses chinks openly talking to each other during chemistry exams and nothing was done so I don't think their grades are as authentic as we believe
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>>67395657
I'm a white californian, literally leaving in a month haha
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>>67395657
people would rather move 1000 miles away to denver or porkland rather than move 30 miles into the IE or central valley where the land is cheaper
>>67395687
some of these chinks have rich as fuck daddies who pay huge tuition checks and they also bribe TAs to not give a fuck sometimes,
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>>67395722
does the city you are moving to at least have hockii?
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>>67395687
It doesn't matter, they use their 5.0 gpas to infiltrate our society so when whatever they are plotting finally goes down they know how to fuck us up hard style
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>>67395687
I'd understand a bit more if it was just a lecture, but you have the right to silence during an exam. Tell them to be quiet.
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>>67395754
A based college team and an NHL one nearby. My city doesn't have hokie here though
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>>67395788
RACIST

YOU ARE NOW EXPELLED
YOU ARE NOW FIRED FROM YOUR JOB
YOU ARE NOW BLACKLISTED FROM ANY FUTURE JOBS
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Caggiula signs with the Oilers lol
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Guys my wife found out she was pregnant last week. What do I do if (s)he doesn't like hokkei?
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>>67395831
is the baby yours?
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>>67395825
Fuck I love it when bad things happen to Vancouver
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>>67395831
>my son hates hokkie
I have no son
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>>67395861
Fuck I didn't even think to ask
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>Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 1m1 minute ago
>Drake Caggiula is, in fact, bound for EDM.

Is he buying into McMeme?
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>>67395903
He'll be JUST like JUSTin Schultz.

Edmonton ruins promising NCAA players.
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>>67395814
I think that's a really shitty excuse, but if you're that much of a pussy tell them you're like one-eighth Native American or something and say you're being oppressed?
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>>67395987
I'd rather not stoop that low
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>>67395886
You may have been cucked my friend
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God damn CBC that olympics commercial made me want to start singing o canada
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>>67395359
As a Habs fan, I'm very conflicted about this.
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>>67395886
take a paternity test a month after you son if born if its yours frame it if not GTFO
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>>67395168
Why do you post the same exact thing with the same photo every time the subject is brought up? I keep on smashing that report button too. Can't wait until you fuck off back to >>>/r9k/
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>>67396345
you don't belong here
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>>67396409
Why do you think that?
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>>67396367
>a pizza
>on the fucking stadium
>the dough
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>>67396493
I'm not mad at it. If they'd lower the price on the deep dish pizza they sell inside it I'd be even happier.
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>>67396513
Why wouldn't they just put a little Caesars in there
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>>67396728
At the Joe they have a bunch of Little Ceasers stalls but you pay the price of one hot and ready pizza for a big slice. I bought one and I was really disappointed and still hungry. I bought the slightly more expensive deep dish one the next time though and it's way better.
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>pizza wings
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>>67396338
Yeah there's no way I'm sticking around to raise a little basted that isn't mine, especially if he doesn't like hockey.

My wife is already mad enough at me because when she told me she was pregnant I said "shit, really?" I'm 26, I don't need to be responsible for another life.
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Someone bump this while euros are sleeping
>>67396852
>>67396852
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>>67397260
>finns
>sleeping

Don't you have some gene that replaces the need for sleep with the incessant ability to shitpost and meme?
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>>67394893
>eating popcorn and not a 12-piece bucket of chicken

disgusting
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>>67395950
>manlet bust that gets fed points from better player
>good NCAA player
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WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT

GET FUCKED SHITATTLE
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WHERES THE FINN THAT JUST WON BIG
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>>67397960
ayy one goal.

Keep memeing
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>>67398201
>Keep memeing
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

Damn good kids stick-puck game so far tbqhwyf
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>>67398488
Going to the game on wednesday. Pls don't sweep me.

Looked into getting season tickets too. That shit's as much as my mariners tix. Fucking ridiculous.
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>Jew Honk Bad Sightliners
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>ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS
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Publix always wins. Well done Tampa.
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>>67398546
Nice. Gonna try get to game 6 if it goes that far. Or just watch it at the stripper bar across the street if the hookup falls through. Westman Place is a dated shithole anyways.
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>eyeliners telling me we weren't going to win the series
Toppest of keks
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>MFW TAMPA WAS UNQUESTIONABLY THE MOST CLUTCH TEAM
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time for halak?

go out with a meme
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>>67398746
Why is he constantly looking smug as fuck?
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no stamkos and no stralman and still 3-1. would have been a sweep already. this islander team shouldn't be in round 2.
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>>67398832

Neither the Panthers or Islanders deserved to be in Round 2. But unfortunately someone had to go.
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>>67398815
Bolts spend the last five minutes of home practices working on silly faces.
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>eyeliners
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>>67398832
yes except for the part where they won 2 games in OT

the blots could be easily losing 1-3
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>>67398815
He literally only knows how to do two things: Score and look smug about scoring
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>>67398898
it's all about scoring big goals at the right time. Tampa knows how to do that and NY doesn't.
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>both EC series at 3-1

Who's gonna choke?
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>>67398898
Yeah, except they dominated both OTs and closed them out quick. Islanders can't keep a lead.
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>>67398898
Could be but they're not :)))))

enjoy the sweep in 5 you stupid fucking yuropoor
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>>67398923
great sentence, you have a career in NBCSN
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>mfw slavs are now mad at sandwiches
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Finally got to order my capture card. My hockey streams will be less shit soon.
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>no stralman
>no stammer
>carle was dead
>JT dead
>condra dead
>2 AHL defenseman
>still winning games
This is some serious memery
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>out of the 4 teams I want to advance to the next round, only 1 is currently winning the series
>it's the one I give the least fucks about
>Isles facing elimination next game
This was undoubtedly the worst fucking season of hockey in eons.
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>>67399091
for the isles this has been objectively the best season in the last 20+ years
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>>67399091
You should support a better team
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>Bill vs Publix ECF

Meme as fuck
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Out of the 8 teams remaining 6 of them have "plug n play" goaltenders

The 2 that have consistent starters are Washington with Holtmeme and Tampa with Bishit

Are goalies essentially the NHLs version of runningbacks in the NFL? A dying positing.
Don't need an exceptional one, just need someone that doesn't let in softies.

Discuss
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>>67399142
>Tampon Gay
You had your chance last year and you blew it. I'm not falling for that shit again.
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>>67399170
wrong thread
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>>67399174
they're like the 2009 Penguins dumbass they're going to win the Cup this year for sure
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>>67399174
Canada has had its shot the last 23 years and blew it
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>>67394667
>Finnish goaltending
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With Fins, you win
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>>67399208
They'll lose to pens
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>>67399208
>tfw I'm going to be forced to go for Tampon Gay in the Eastern Conference final unless the Caps wake the fuck up and meme their way to a game 7 victory

>>67399241
The last time a Canadian team was in the cup final was five years ago. The time before that nine years ago.
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>>67399279
They won't.
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>>67399170
What makes you think Nashville or sj don't have distinct #1s
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>>67399133
that is so sad lel
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>>67399284
They will cap it
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>>67399342
no shit
no other franchise had to survive through having the worst gm in hockey history
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>>67399208
explain in one way how they are similar to that team other than that they sucked dick last year in the finals
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>>67398915
>14 goals this season
kek
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>>67399394
>lost the Cup last year
>going to win it this year

In what other ways do they need to be similar?
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>>67399355
Dubs confirm
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>>67399417
I asked you to mention one other way they are similar and you failed
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>>67399366
I dunno detoilet has
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>>67399437
And I told you the one way they are similar
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IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THE LIGHTNING

I'M GOING TO END THIS
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>>67399458
so you know nothing about hockey, you've never even seen snow, and now you're pretending every team that lost in the finals last year is going to win the cup the next year?

I'm starting to think you're not just new to hockey but new to sports
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>>67399408
Who cares when he scores during playoffs? I know it's something you're not used to, considering your team isn't even in them
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>>67399447
you must be really new if you think holland or anyone else is anywhere close to milbury
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>>67399514
I'm telling you since the Penguins were the last team to lose in the SCF then come back and win it the next year that is how the Lightning are similar to the 2009 Penguins since the Lightning are a lock to win the Cup this year.

It is not my fault you are too delusional to see this.
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>>67399447
Nice bait faggot. Holland is a pretty based GM.
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>>67399563
You actually think you stand a chance against the pens/caps in the next round?
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>>67399563
the main story about the penguins that story was hiring a new head coach mid season and going on to win. the lightning did not

another would be the penguins went on to play the same team in the finals from the previous year. the lightning will not.

another would be the penguins lost a star player to their opponent. the lightning did not.

so basically your comparison for them to win is that they are losers. it doesn't work very well.
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>>67399624
>Pens/caps
He still thinks the caps have hope
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>>67399624
Of course they have a chance. This is the same exact team that went to the SCF last year minus Stamkos. It's nice being the underdog though despite all that. It will make beating the Penguins even more satisfying.
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>>67399641
That's not really my point. The caps/pens should have been the ECF.
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>>67399695
It's still what you
>implied
Word your sentences better.
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>>67399721
Regardless of who you feel wins neither team has reached 4 games so technically, fuck you.
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>>67395186
>>67395226
We are funny we are nice just lookin to have fun
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>>67399747
Again now you are saying caps have hope. Way to go faggot
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>>67399831
>teams have never come back from a 3-1 deficit
You literally just jinxed it. Way to go faggot.
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>>67399858
if you call a jinx it's not a jinx
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>>67399873
Prove it
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>>67399873
This guy knows what up maybe learn from your fellow countryman
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You think the Lightning have ever run a train on Naughty Alysha?
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>>67399901
Better question is you think they havent?
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>>67399999
GET for /hoc/
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Quints for hockey is greatest sport
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Hey
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Quints and the pens win the Stan Lee cup
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>>67399999
>>67400000
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>>67399901
Not a tranny so what you think
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>>67394537
>tfw you will never be a cocky hotshot hockey player that scores a hattrick with the game winning goal in game 7 of the Stanley Cup at the Wells Fargo Center and get rained with sparkplugs
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lesaew
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>>67400346
youre forcing it now chief
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Ottawa didn't even offer Boudreau a contract today. Fuck this team to fucking hell
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>>67400501
trade karlsson

he deserves better
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>>67400501
>yeo to ottawa
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>laine 2+1
>matthews 0+0
is matthews a bust?
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>>67400675
top three are all busts
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There is an idea of a Zach Parise; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
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Nick foligno vs Boone Jenner and Ryan Murray

Murray is an elite defenseman
Boone is an elite center
Foligno is an elite leader
The jackets are elite confirmed
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>>67400675
Wheres the meme king
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>>67400917
MEMETHEWS
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>>67400917
americans aped meme man's wrists
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TOUCH ME AND JUST PUSH ME UNTIL I GET MY SATISFACTION
Also Bob is going to be Bob
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WHEATS
H
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T
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>>67401103
did those fags win their kiddie league or are you just spamming them lately for next year's draft?
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>Pongs with that EZ path to the cup final
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STEP THE FUCK UP ISLELS
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THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO BOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
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here come dat boi
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>>67401140
It was a good hockey game, I am a fan of the Wheat Kings, and I felt the Wheatmeme was too short-lived.
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>>67401251
you didn't answer my question so I assume the answer is no. how much longer in their playoffs or are they knocked out?

they're stupid faggots that don't let me watch their streams and I know they have 2 high prospects
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>>67401151
>islanders can't beat the bolts when they're down a bunch of key players
The bolts are the only team that stand a chance at stopping the pongs. The ECF this year will essentially be the SCF since whatever shit team from the west makes it will get swept
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>210 posts
>13 unique posters
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>>67401298
Won Game 1 in OT of the 7-game 2-3-2 playoffs to win the WHL and advance to the Meme-orial Cup.
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>>67401343
>on 4chan
>not openly autistic

WEW LAD
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>>67401362
I really hate 2-3-2s. my local team just had to do a fucking 2-3 five game series with home ice advantage on the back end because wahhhhh traveling is expensive. they won but it took the full 5 games. hey go wheat kings
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GUARANTEED LAUGHS

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462280192466.webm

PLEASE CLICK FOR A CHEEKY SMILE
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>>67396851
Wongs need to become based again, nhl is just not the same desu
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>>67401418
If I wanted to see a /tv/ post I'd be on /tv/ right now
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>>67401418
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Is there a high quality roller hockey league?
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People are telling me the ratings for the Stanley Cup playoffs are lower than before and still trending downwards.

What happened? Is it because of the Warriors tearing up the NBA playoffs? Even in the Lebron years the SCPs still got pretty good ratings?
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>>67401701
The NHL is dying. Even boresball is doing better. Regular season boresball getting more ratings than the fucking Stanley Cup Playoffs

baka desu desu
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>>67401701
Shit scheduling and matchups people honestly don't want to see that much. Overlapping games spilling onto multiple channels has been ruining my playoffs experience.

Also as always the ratings might be bad but the demographic is white and wealthy. Lower numbers of affluent viewers is as good of an advertising win as high numbers of losers.
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>>67401701
no canadian teams, no blackhawks, no red wings, no rangers, no kings
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>>67401701
I heard blose reddithawks game 7 was the most watched first round game ever
but having no canadian teams and kongs+hawks+rags dropping in first round hurts ratings quite a bit
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>>67401701
Because no leafs

As much as we laugh about no playoffs, canadians actually make up a huge part of NHL ratings and revenue.
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>>67401760
Oh and I didn't mean leafs the team, I meant leafs as in canadians
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>>67401731
reminder that pittsburgh and buffalo get the highest percentage of viewers in all american cities
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>>67401722
>mfw a fucking cubs regular season game in fucking May gets more ratings than all of the round 2 games so far

What the fuck is wrong with this country?
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>>67401760
>>67401775
This so much. We need you Canadabros.
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>>67401701
It's over lad. Dead sport. We're cooked, this goose is done.
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>>67401786
Over Minnesota?
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>>67401701
reminder that this could have been avoided if carey price wasn't injured and the habs went on to stop >1993
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>>67401701
No Canadian teams -> no Canadian viewers -> Buttman will do something stupid to get more views

Life is suffering 2bh
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>>67401829
A

FUCKING

LEAF
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why can't we just get along
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Sad ovie tonight?
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>>67401799
This shit makes me mad and sad.

Are we witnessing the end of hockey? Why won't Buttman get off his butt and do something surely he sees the Nielson reports?
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>>67401823
pittsburgh has been first every year for a decade and buffalo out placed them for first this year at least the last time the stats were released. won't be til offseason we get the full season stats probably. they're both over 7% of their markets for every game and most are below 1%
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>>67401838
Because we are different and are not supposed to get along.

Fuck off hippie.
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>>67399563
someboy's been watching too much dangle.
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>>67401302
Bolts match up well against the Wings, Caps and Isles but not the Pens. Far too much scoring depth which isn't something that fares well for the Bolts one shut down pairing and one checking line. Boyle & Callahan can't triple shift to shutdown Crosby, Malkin & Bill.
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>>67401846
No, hockey still makes money. Why do you think there are still radio stations with the Hot AC format that have shitty ratings? The demographic. An advertiser friendly demographic.

I will repeat this over and over until you fucking morons understand.

White man with money like hockey. Very few white man with money, economy bad. How suited advertiser man trying to sell car reach white man with money? Advertise on hockey.

There's more to ratings than numbers you fucking retards. One million niggers is worth less than 2000 white men with money.
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>>67401701
Because lolsunbelt
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>>67401910
you spent a lot of time responding to a retard that responded to a retard that responded to a retard.

just say someone spent half a billion dollars to make a team this year and shut the fuck up.
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>>67401923
What am I supposed to do when I see stupid uninformed garbage, just let it slide so everyone believes it?

Hockey is not going to die just because the same middle aged losers that watch Football aren't there for advertisers to hawk dick pills to.
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>>67401943
>What am I supposed to do when I see stupid uninformed garbage
ignore it. anyone that doesn't see that ignoring them is what you're supposed to do is stupid. they are the type of people that respond to "THIS THING BTFO" threads and any sort of thread that the OP image is a social media post. this isn't supposed to be for casuals just tell them to lurk moar or ignore them.
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>>67401943
The CBC broadcasts have spent a lot of time advertising adult diapers. With no local teams in the playoffs, are the only Canadians watching old people that are just fans of the sport?
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>>67401968
Maybe next time I'll just paste some stats instead of bothering to elaborate

>The NHL audience is the richest of all professional sports. One-third of its viewers make more than $100k, compared to about 19 percent of the general population.
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>>67401722
So their attendance is great (higher than Baseball and Basketball), their fans are the wealthiest, and they spend the most on extra gear.

I think they're doing fine. Niche, but fine.
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>>67401992
That's probably just the CBC audience in general. I have the channel on cable and I really can't imagine anyone under the age of 40 wanting to watch non-Hockey related programming.
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>>67401992
Probably because Tampa bay has a lot of old Canadians for fans
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>>67401992
reminder this flag is a guy from florida and he does nothing but shitpost

>>67402003
honestly the only thing to make the new kids stop being so stupid is to ignore them. responding to their posts just encourages them now, look at how many people ask for (you)s and stupid shit like that like its an upvote. keep /hoc/ somewhat ok m8
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>>67402030
Reminder that you are an obsessed faggot. I've never denied being from Florida.

>>67402027
That's probably it. Some of the other shows they advertise seemed skewed to an older audience, like the celebration thing for the queen.
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>>67402075
I'm not the guy that calls you a loser. Just pointing out that you never actually discuss play on the ice you just talk about stupid shit like this and you're easily identifiable so you should always be ignored.

discuss play on the ice of you'll pretty much become armenia/grease
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