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Last Night
Richmond 13.12.90 def by Hawthorn 21.10.136
Today
Collingwood v Carlton at the MCG at 1:45pm AEST
Geelong v West Coast at SS at 2:10pm AEST
Sydney v Essendon the SCG at 4:35pm AEST
Gold Coast v Melbourne at MS 5:10pm AEST
Western Bulldogs v Adelaide at ES at 7:40pm AEST
Fremantle v GWS at DS at 6:10pm AWST
Crows @2.10 lads
Free money. They are going to win convincingly.
unfriendly reminder that you're all a bunch of newfag, samefag, nu-male, underage losers and I'll definitely beat the shit out of all of you if I ever see you in real life.
Reminder that St Kilda WILL break Norf's streak and become their first loss of their 2016 premiership campaign.
who iggs here today?
who /dabloos/ here?
>Not playing in WA
Xth for swans going to btfo everyone this year
>>67399410
I do not share your optimism, it'll be close though
>>67399778
>>67399820
>>67399846
Goodes is retired, why are you still posting him?
>>67399824
>barely handle Brisbane
>flag contenders
Top kek.
>>67399410
>>67399473
>>67399508
>>67399690
>>67399754
>>67399774
>this fucking cavalcade of autism
>>67399922
nommed XDXDXD
>>67399410
I don't have a much faith as you, >we will be lucky to win this one, IMO.
>>67399473
What would you do to me, an American? ;)
>>67399965
Proxy off.
lads
>>67400000
Fuck you new Zealand
28th for Hamish is LITERALLY the best commentator of AFL
>>67400000
>>67400000
quints -> turnbull defunds the ABC
>>67400000
ABC confirmed for privatisation
>>67400000
checked
>mfw a thread filled almost entirely with aussies
>>67400092
this is one of our better ones desu
>>67400092
G'day Yank :^) Glad to see one of you interested in our sport.
who /top6/ here?
worst cuckstralia need NOT apply
tips today?
pies
cats
swans
suns
crows
giants
>>67400124
hole in one mate
>>67400124
Pies
Iggs
Swans
Dees
Dogs
Giants
>>67400156
>eagles
>winning away
Gonna be some BIG SPECKYS tonight eh lads?
whats the deal with the gorillas spamming autist?
fuck would love for the janitor to do his required unpaid, voluntary task
>>67400224
it's pretty funny desu
>>67400224
Fuck off racist. That's AFL legend Adam Goodes
How can we get more big strong foreigners to watch our sport?
the land down unda
>>67400224
He started last night as well. Just a low effort attempt at a nom.
the lan duwn und
>>67400224
>I don't use /sci/
travis cloke still can't get a game. ouch.
im fromda land dowhn unda
>>67400260
just replay that ad that was all "OOOHH DA DA NA NANANA YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE"
Maybe rolling footage of GAJ set to Simply The Best by Tina Turner
GAJ
Future brownlow medallist desu
>>67400258
Racist.
>>67400311
>Soccer ball
So close. If you had a hollowed out half a watermelon on the monkey's head, it'd be perfect.
im feom the land sown undher
>>67400317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GGvYCcOGtQ
the landmsown under
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
im deomtna land down under
>>67400352
based RC's magnum opus, pretty sure he came up with that one.
>>67400352
>George Burns died almost immediately after this was filmed.
wew
picking the afl over nrl is fucking stupid.
land down undah
How do we fix /afl/?
>>67400258
Prime kek
>evolutionists literally and unironically believe we evolved from apes
And yet believing in God is somehow illogical and
>>67400472
ban all aussies
im from tha land down undah
>>67400486
It's incredible. I can't believe how popular evolutionism is in Australia. It's just a silly theory.
>>67400337
>>67400493
But it's mostly foreigners/proxyfags shitting up the thread.
>>67400472
Go back in time to 2006
Move kangaroos to gold coast
Move Hawthorn to tassie
Never introduce sub rule
Make a rule that for the next 10 years the rules of the game cant be changed
>six games in one day
im fromtha landmdown unah
>2020
I am literally shaking I'm that angry, can all FOREIGNERS in this thread please FUCK OFF!? THIS is an AUSTRALIAN community, a sport for AUSTRALIANS
>>67400549
HE DABBINN
THE LAND DOWN UNDA FROM
>>67399918
>one bad game
>which they still won
You'll see
>>67400531
>Skip GCS and only bring in GWS with lesser draft concessions and zoning allowances.
>Get both SA teams out of Footy Park 4 years earlier
>Keep tighter reign on people like Dank who's role be definition should have lead to higher scrutiny.
>Rotate ANZAC day game and make it Grandfinal replay
>>67400570
post more funny gorilla pictures
>>67400608
>Rotate ANZAC day game and make it Grandfinal replay
This is the worst idea I've ever heard
>>67400608
Then it would be a 17 team comp. And gc still has more supporters than gws
Bet this gorilla faggot stops spamming as soon as eagles play. He's without a doubt an iggles cunt
>>67400646
>Butthurt Essendon/Collingwood faggot detected
The last ANZAC game that was any good was the Zaharakis game.
>>67400667
2012 was good
Is Jones elite?
>Fold GWS, Poort, and Freo
>Move GC to Fitzroy, they become the Lions
>Brisbane become the Bears
>Rename Bulldogs to Footscray
Make AFL Great Again
>>67400657
Merge two of the Vic teams and bring it down to an even 16, problem solved.
Also they have 400 more members but are not run to be a sustainable and successful club. The Gold Coast is just not a great place for a sporting club, there is too much else to do on the weekend
>>67400691
lewd
IGGS
>>67400693
>merge two Victorian teams
>make one new Victorian team
>9 + 8 = 16
>>67400685
You forgot St. Kilda and Norf. They are useless minnows which should either fold or relocate to Tasmania
>Its literally one guy doign this over and over and over again
Youve done it. Youve become worse than Reddit
Bye
>>67400673
Regardless my point is that out of those two teams only one hasn't tried to cheat the system and pump up their players with PEDs. Not a good look for the ANZACs to associate with Essendon
Also it would mean I hear less from fucking Robbo through the year, and the less of that shiny cunt I am exposed to the better.
>>67400750
They're a huge part of the history and culture of the AFL, it's not right to mess with them.
>pies going to fuck up my multi
Will be 0/5 this season for multis
3/5 ive had one game fail and got the cash back at least
>>67400685
>Port and Freo
>60,000 and 50,000 members respectively
>Keep any of the meaningless Vic clubs that aren't Hawthorn, Pies, Richmond, Carlton or Essendope
You clown
>>67400785
No they're not.
Move Collingwood to Darwin.
Move Carlton to Cairns.
Bombers become a VFL team for three years.
Hawthorne to Tassie.
Worthless clubs with plastic fans and won't be missed
>>67400816
AFL is a Melbourne based sport and competition
Never again will the AFL allow a Melbourne club to fold
Eliminate non-vic clubs besides brisbane, sydney, westcoast, adelaide
Bring back suburban grounds
Make AFL great again
M
A
G
A
>>67400785
Surely you jest?
Including other clubs (Bulldogs, Richmond) they are the definition of AFL mediocrity
>>67400739
>18 - GC = 17
two of the the 17 merge into one club
>17 - 1 = 16
Who just woke up here? I did and hungover as fuck.
>>67400816
>Money and membership are more important that culture and history
The AFL is too big anyway, it needs to downsize and localise itself.
>>67400827
Yes, they are.
>>67400859
Calm down Eddie
Without expanding into the AFL when it did the AFL was dying. You lose the revenue of clubs with those fanbases and the TV ratings they bring in and the AFL become a much less attractive prospect for television networks and the TV money drops.
>>67400900
fucking hell waba
get your life sorted
>>67400900
waba you're a mess, sort your life out mate
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>67400969
I only get drunk on weekends calm down m8.
>>67400908
>Culture and History
>Dropping Port
>146 years of history
>between 30-40 SANFL Flags (Sorry port fans idk the exact number cant be fucked looking it up)
>1 AFL FLag
nigger what the fuck are you talking about
What's for lunch, lads?
>>67400662
Whoa, eagles playing and ape spam stops. Who would've thought?
>>67401014
just made my herbalife shake
>>67401011
Port had nothing to do with the VFL/AFL until 1997. Culture and history my arse.
>>67400908
Explain how St Kilda and North Melbourne are "a huge part of the history and culture of the AFL"
They have pracrically always been mediocre, had the lowest memberships and attendances, few classic moments and epic rivalries
>>67401024
nah the janny woke up from his hot pocket induced slumber
>>67401011
Port Power were established 1997 m8
Fitzroy, Footscray and St. Kilda would have had 30-40 flags in the SAFL too
>>67401039
In fairness they had a fair bit to do with the VFL when they would routinely whip any touring side that crossed the border.
>>67401048
yeah you're right
>>67401041
They've been around since the 19th century, how they perform is irrelevant, because they're an integral part of the AFL from a historical and traditional perspective.
>>67401078
>St Kilda
>Flags
nigger pick one, the Aints couldnt win a B grade under 12s flag if they were given a 50point head start.
>>67401111
quads confirm. St Kilda and North are a huge part of AFL culture
>>67401080
True, but so did Norwood.
>>67401111
Then by your standards so are the Bulldogs, so are the Tigers, so are the Hawks and so on and so forth.
>>67401111
Saints have existed since 1873 and only one one fucking flag, my fucking sides.
>>67400969
>>67400993
kek thats not me although I am a bit hangers here at work 2bh
>>67401136
Yupp, Port should have been the first SA team in the AFL followed by Norwood, it is a fucking tragedy the legs have been relegated to a second tier club by the SANFLs greed and spite
Who else /Geelong/ here?
Lifelong Cats fan reporting in.
i'm loving all these /nrl/ memes you lads are posting.
keep up the good work
>>67401146
Exactly, that's why I didn't modify or remove them in my post here >>67400685
>>67401154
>at work
Waba turning his life around proud of you family make that paper
>>67401209
having a job doesn't make me any less of a shitcunt friendo
>>67401195
Lets be real, you are just a bitter old bitch who wants her VFL back. The Standard was so shit back then that a fat prick like Leigh Matthews managed to establish himself as the GOAT.
Why was the VFL such a shitty meme comp compared to the SAFL boys? Should have folded in 86 to be honest.
>>67401232
But Lethal was the best.
>>67401173
When there was talk of a national football league, Norwood and Port were the two SA teams asked to join it. Norwood outright refused and Port wanted to join it. This was in the late 80s, btw. The SANFL and Norwood kinda ganged up on Port so that they wouldn't join - they wanted to create a club that represented all of Adelaide. This obviously came to be the Crows.
Norwood are still pretty solid in the sanfle, mate.
>>67401247
In the shit tier VFL yeah, doesn't count for much. Wouldn't have lasted a day on Glenelg's B grade.
>>67401252
Yeah, I'm aware of the history senpai, I just think its bullshit a shitty composite franchise like the Camry's is in the big leagues rather than a genuine great club like Norwood.
>>67401265
I guess thats why all the best SA players went to the VFL and were average at best...besides wanganeen and buckley who won brownlows
>>67401290
Not Barry Robran's fault that fatty Matthews got jealous and crippled him.
>>67401290
>20 one six
>Not Rating Malcom Blight
Nigga you clownin
>>67401252
>norwood
who superior private school stock here?
>>67401280
Glad to hear you know it m8. I completely agree with your point on the Camrys, and I say this as a Crows fan. Old grassroots teams are always more legit than manufactured franchises. But it is what it is, and I just support the AFL team from Adelaide, so yeah.
>these are two of the biggest clubs in cucktoria
KEK What a fucking joke.
>>67401330
That's fair enough, I hate the crows but most of the fans who know their shit are pretty fucking solid.
>>67401328
Nah, north-eastern blue collar public school lad here.
>>67401328
One of those uniforms probably cost more than my school's yearly budget
>>67401328
Cabra here
>all boys school
>never having the chance to finger cheeky sluts behind the old nuns quarters
Fucking poofs
>>67401354
They're not everyone's cup of tea, especially in Adelaide, and that's fine. The fans are usually pretty chill apart from when someone brings up the showdowns. I take it you're a Magpies/Power fan, yeah?
>>67401395
Yeah m80
Scott Pendlebury has to be shittest great player of all time
>>67401409
That's cool, I'm a North (SANFL) fan, so I can't really say anything negative about you guys.
>>67401433
North are pretty chill, I almost zoned to them for my junior football before my family moved house and I wound up at Central's instead.
>>67401388
that's what the cross-school musical productions with Walford were for. Though Loreto were quality.
>>67401447
Don't get me started on Centrals, haha. Ah, at least you played football, even if just at a junior level. I was always too short to play, kek.
Shut the fuck up you gigantic faggots
>>67401479
Fucking hated Centrals but couldn't be fucked moving clubs after juniors
2 Sanfl games bro, then I realized I could fuck off to the Riverland and get fat while making more money.
hailing outside lads
>>67401509
Fair enough, just be glad that you survived, right?
The Riverland is great, one of my favourite regions in SA, I go there quite a lot. You definitely made the better decision desu.
>>67401548
>>67401555
(You)
>carlton by 11
damn, this actually happening?
>tfw tipped iggles
I often disappoint myself with my stupidity.
>>67401586
Its a team coached by Buckley, what did you expect?
>>67401598
>tipping the west cuck when they're playing away
KEK
Who here LargeSherrin?
>>67401014
Nothing, I usually just have a light brunch and then wait till Tea.
>>67401328
Marryatville here
>>67401479
>Too short to play football
>In 2016 the year of our glorious lord Caleb Daniel
My friend the only thing that's too short if your heart.
>>67401014
I'm doing intermittent fasting so technically my lunch is breakfast. bacon and eggs on oat bread.
then porridge for dinner
>>67401684
I'm shorter than him, kek. 165cm turbomanlet reporting in.
>>67401688
>porridge
>dinner
>>67401014
just a toastie
>>67401693
Sheeeeeeet nigga that is short.
>>67401694
fuck yeah. i love porridge
>>67401693
>165cm
kys
>>67401705
If it helps, I'm taller than my uncle
>>67401710
Lel, lanklet detected
>>67401744
rather be lanklet than a manlet.
do you have to date dwarfs mate?
>>67401753
Don't do this, you gotta be the bigger man.
>>67401693
Not the end of the world. My spine is fucked, brings me down at least 6cm. I'm 180cm now but could easily be 186cm. Would rather be a manlet than have the state my spine is in.
whats for lunch lads?
Is being a skeleton a turn-off for girls?
I'm 183 cm 67kgs, I've deliberately put on about 7 kilograms because I think it is
>this team the, west cuck eagles, are considered to be the best non-victorian side
KEK
>>67401771
its not ideal but its better than being a fatass
Who gets sacked first Bucks or Dimma?
>>67401781
yeah that's the gist I get, thanks m8
>>67401813
Dimma, Eddie shot himself in the foot and backed Bucks earlier in the season.
My fucking god Levi just kick a fucking goal
will >we win away against a quality opposition this season?
Collingwood have gotten worse every year since Buckley took over And he still has the backing from the entire club
>muh favourite son
>muh club legend so he must be a good coach, lets just rush him into senior coaching
top kek I hope he stays there for longer, just like Lyon at Shitmantle
execute all lunch-cutters
>On track to kick less than 50 points away again for 3rd time in a row
>THERES NO PROBMEM IT'S JUSD BLUGGY HARD TO BEAT GOOD DEAMS AWAY :D :D :D
Sigh. Why are we so fucking delusional? Is it because perth is a fucking fishbowl shithole?
>>67401898
>4 (FOUR) goals in a half of footy
fold your shit excuse of a club
>>67401933
FLAT
TRACK
BULLIES
>collingwood
>the state of the cucktorian big 4
Why is this allowed? How do we fix it?
Is Nic Natty natty?
>>67401933
>rd2 v Hawks: 53 points
Fucking idiot lmao how dumb can you get
>>67401989
fold them.
>>67401989
Relocation to Canada. We also have a Victoria.
>>67401989
The media almost completely ignores that victorian football is in complete disarray.
>>67402021
Ironic, posting a team that nearly merged in the ate 90s
>>67402026
PLEASE
>>67402040
Impossible it would have never happened, I like other a majority of Hawthorn supporters voted No.
It was the Demons who were the cucks and voted in favour.
>>67402042
>tfw you have strong sexual attraction to navy nina
iggs why ;_;
>>67402052
iktfb
>>67402059
you are flat track bullies and can't beat the good sides mate.
mediocre team.
>>67402059
I was secretly hoping for second half comeback. Even just winning the second half would have been a glimmer of hope.
>>67402059
Say it with me now
FLAT
TRACK
BULLIES
>>67402072
>>67402084
Is it flat track or home track?
come on guys please hold on, don't get complacent only 19 points ahead
feels good thumping teams at home
>>67402038
This mainly cause
>m-muh elite meme kicking Hawthorn
>muh last 3 premierships muhfugga
Yeah with 70% of teams being from cucktoria, at least 1 should be good, dumb biased media, at least Hawthorn are declining fast so should be a Crows vs Swans final or something
West Coast was in the Bogan Bowl last year, why/how are they getting routed by Geelong right now?
>>67401693
Kys Engimal
Worst Cuckstralia on pooicide watch
>>67402122
good post
>>67402120
Theyre not playing in their cuddle-state
>>67402091
Their record;
Brisbane W (Home)
Hawks L (Away)
Freo W (Home)
Sydney L (Away)
Richmond W (Home)
and now
Geelong L (Away)
Same thing probably.
>>67402113
>In the last 9 years, a non Victorian team has only won the ship once
>c-cucktoria
>>67402133
I know you cant compare years but they beat hawthorn and the kangas at home in the finals, so they CAN beat decent teams, so long as they get to sleep in their own bed the night before
>>67402146
they can't win finals outside of WA though whilst teams like norf and hawthorn can.
>it's another AFL jumper clash match
holy fuck get it together. jesus christ
>Collingtrash
Kek, who would have thought paying overs for every free agent available would make for a bad strategy
C O M E B A C K
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>>67402159
Thats what I mean. It it really flat track or home track bullying?
geelong on pooicide watch
IT'S FINE
THIS IS FINE
>Aish
What the fuck were Collingwood thinking?
>>67402134
>winning hips during a diluted comp
>m-muh flags
>Pridshit
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
More like ROUGH track bullies.
>>67402192
equalisation methods does not make the competition diluted mate
fuck you everitt
WHAT THE FUCK PLOWMAN FUCKING HELL
>the city of collingwood
m8s
>>67402318
you're welcome.
t. hawthorn
Pendlebury is the worst captain in the comp. At least Cotchin and Mindy try, even if their teams are shit. Pendlebury just watches the ball and coasts on reputation and his leadership has seen lower and lower finishes every year
>Pies in my multi
FUCK OFF COLLINGWOOD YOU SHIT CUNTS
MUH FUGGIN CARLTON
>>67402335
ever heard of "never include melbourne in your multi"?
it now applies to collingshit
Fucking legends, 3-4 now
>Mfw Collingwood's going to lose the next four.
>>67402330
Add Hurn outside WA.
>>67402335
We were coming off a 6 day turnaround from an evening match in Perth, dumb tip desu
>>67402328
thanks hawksbro
>>67402347
Last week I had richmond to beat port, only leg that failed
Week before I had freo to beat carlton and only leg that failed
Week before that had gold coast to beat brisbane and only leg that failed
This is really starting to piss me off. Consistently 4/5
>>67402392
That's money back right? At least you're not losing money
>West Coast Fumbles
>>67402404
It is money back but im $100 down for the season. I just want to make my money back lel
Cant seem to do it
Gotta chase those losses
Why are worst cuckstralian teams so shithouse?
>>67402381
You could be coming off a bye after playing your opening six games in Victoria with eight day breaks between each and still get fucked by Carlton with the way "you're" playing mate.
REV UP THAT SEN LADS.
I wish WA had a 5aa equivalent radio station, this season would be incredible for it
>>67402442
WA pussy cucks so beta they don't even have a radio station to complain to lel
>>67402451
good post
>>67402473
good post
