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>New Bayern boss Carlo Ancelotti wants to sign Roma and Bosnia and Herzegovina midfield player Miralem Pjanic, 26, in a €40m deal this summer.
>Wolfsburg are planning a move for Dortmund's Columbian striker Adrian Ramos, 30.
>Manchester United asked Andre Weinzierl to wait a year before taking over as manager, so André Breitenreiter could see out his contract. But Weinzierl believes he is closer than at any stage to being confirmed as the next Schalke boss.
>Forward Mario Götze, 23, still believes his future lies at Bayern, despite spending more time on the substitutes bench' than the pitch in recent weeks.
>Bayern Munich goalkeeper Manuel Neuer, 30, says there are "no regrets" and the team "gave their best" during the 2-1 victory over Atletico, which confirmed the Madrilistas as CHampions League final participants.
>Bayern have told on-loan Juventus forward Kingsley Coman, 19, to make it clear to the Old Lady he wants to leave permanently.
>Gladbach's Norwegian midfield player Havard Nordtveit, 25, is wanted by West Ham United.
>Birmingham City could move for midfielder Robert Tesche if Nottingham Forest do not offer the 28-year-old former Hamburg player a new contract.
gooooooooooood morning
>>67360398
Morning
Time to reapply thermal paste and clean the interieur of my laptop
played football yesterday and now my whole body hurts and i can barely walk
>>67360429
sport ist mord
I know no one else has been brave enough to say it so I'll be the one: Pep's Bayern is a failure.
Who else enjoys a good game of footy?
>>67360392
>Andre Weinzierl
>>67360484
everybody has been saying that tho
>>67360534
That's the joke
also who /GOATzig/ here
>>67360429
Okay
>>67360489
I prefer static shenannigans around a goal
moin
>>67360429
thats what you get for not stretching before and after
Le samourai was good.
>>67360419
Did that last week.
Pretty fun actually.
>>67360822
Cleaning the dust out of the fan would have probably been enough this time
>>67360822
>old movies
groß
England v Sri Lanka soon lads then an elite ODI tri-series in the Caribbean
>>67360928
Do the prozzies not like them lad?
>>67360946
>test cricket
>>67360951
what are you on about
Hi where are the pep memes
>>67360398
Guten
Which one?
H-hello friends
Good evening bundes
>>67361243
Evening
>>67361190
middle, why?
>>67361243
Good evening
>>67360429
play regular+proper warmup+auslaufen
I have a job interview on Saturday
>>67361326
I like seeing people write about stuff I post and those pictures always make for a great discussion
>>67361336
Okay
>>67361356
Thanks
>>67360392
>Robert Tesche
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
>>67361346
Hmm, alright.
So far I'm the only one that has responded. Which one do you chose?
>>67361336
as Manchester United coach ?
>>67361374
No, fast food cashier
Time to give my father a phone call
Hope your father is doing well
>>67361364
same
>>67361420
He is
>>67361444
Checked
Date of Fathers Day
>Father's Day is observed on the third Sunday of June
2015 - Sunday, June 21st
2016 - Sunday, June 19th
2017 - Sunday, June 18th
2018 - Sunday, June 17th
2014 - Sunday, June 16th
So does every country have their own fathers day dates?
Landspokalfinale today at 17:00 between AGF and FCK.
I took the train to the countryside today and saw two AGF fans who boarded the train the other way back to Copenhagen. Made me wonder what led two guys from Århus to move here.
>>67361666
great anecdote
GYMNASTIKFORENING
>>67361698
Thank you
>>67361706
Yeah haha
>pjanic
>worth £40 million
KEK, he was completely shackled in a vital euro 2016 playoff match for 180 minutes by Ciaran fucking Clark.
>„Es ist noch alles möglich. Es ist noch nichts entschieden“, sagte Mats Hummels (27) gegenüber BVB-Fans in einem auf Instagram veröffentlichten Video. Am vergangenen Donnerstag teilte Borussia Dortmund offiziell mit, dass der Innenverteidiger den Verein im Sommer in Richtung München verlassen will. Ein Transfer hänge demnach von der Zahlungsbereitschaft der Bayern ab.
>Gibt es doch noch Chancen auf einen Verbleib des Kapitäns? „Diese Drecksmitteilung hat einen anderen Eindruck erweckt. Keine Ahnung, warum man die machen muss“, so Hummels weiter.
>Hummels in charge of understanding a Gesellschaft mit beschränkter Haftung & Compagnie Kommanditgesellschaft auf Aktien
>>67361741
>buyern
>reasonable transfers
Bayern is infamous for there rather weak scouting. All the smart tranfers in the last 6 years where done by Pep and Heynckes.
>>67361753
When will it be revealed that Mats Hummels is actually a little girl.
Statements on Instagram, my god...
>>67361753
The way he handles all of this is embarrassing.
>>67360946
>England v Sri Lanka
The ECB really needs to negotiate an international window for the IPL with the BCCI because they can't just keep playing New Zealand and Sri Lanka every year on rotation because no one else will play them in May.
> then an elite ODI tri-series in the Caribbean
Will only be interesting if Windies pick their good players. If they chimp out on all the T20 mercs again then Australia will win every single game.
>>67360723
GOAT team
Alpha as fuck
Putting a lot of things right in my appartment right now
>>67361753
>keine ahnung warum man die machen muss
i laughed yesterday and i do indeed laugh today
how can you literally be this retarded
that's almost großkreutz level of dumbness
oh and speaking of großkreutz
he posted this on instagram yesterday
>Arsch aufreißen - kämpfen - gewinnen Ausreden zählen nicht mehr!
Werde alles geben und probieren aus der SCHEISSE rauszukommen. Reicht es nicht , würde ich niemals so den Verein verlassen , sondern es wieder ausbügeln. Ich brenne
Dafür habe ich zu viel Stolz
>>67361890
Good morning Kyouko
>>67361753
>>67361909
Haha holy shit Dortmund players truly are the lowest of the low.
This is genuinely embarrassing to read.
>>67361912
good morning
SHINJI <3
>>67361932
Please tell me which Bundesliga club you support, I want to see some smart footballers.
>Der englische Meister Leicester City hat nach Angaben der belgischen Zeitung „Het Laatste Nieuws“ ein Auge auf Borussia Mönchengladbachs Offensiv-Allrounder Thorgan Hazard geworfen. „Foxes“-Chefscout Steven Walsh habe den 23-Jährigen als Wunschneuzugang auserkoren – insbesondere sollte Starspieler Riyad Mahrez (25) den Verein verlassen.
What browser does /bundesliga/ use?
>>67362053
firefox, but they seem to get more and more shit the more time they have. and the quality of plugins and addons also gets worse over time.
i will be rooting for villareal tonight
>>67362053
chromium
>>67362053
Safari, Chrome for webms
>>67362097
>not rooting for klopp
i like you and your country france, but don't give me a reason to occupy you again
>country roleplaying
is there a more autistic thing?
why do these retards from /int/ always find their way here?
>>67362053
SeaMonkey, m8
>>67362053
I am careful in how I use the Internet.
I generally do not connect to web sites from my own machine, aside from a few sites I have some special relationship with. I usually fetch web pages from other sites by sending mail to a program (see git://git.gnu.org/womb/hacks.git) that fetches them, much like wget, and then mails them back to me. Then I look at them using a web browser, unless it is easy to see the text in the HTML page directly. I usually try lynx first, then a graphical browser if the page needs it (using konqueror, which won't fetch from other sites in such a situation).
I occasionally also browse unrelated sites using IceCat via Tor. Except for rare cases, I do not identify myself to them. I think that is enough to prevent my browsing from being connected with me.
>>67361774
>Ribéry
>Robben
>Neuer
m8
Alle Farben - 27 (Springgreen)_10646686 - Alle Farben.mp3
>>67362180
kys nerd
>>67361979
>>67362180
do you need pills to contain your paranoia?
knutschi :^*
>only a few more games with poop
thank god
daily reminder
>>67361802
Someone else filmed it, one of the fans he gave autographs. I bet he also isnt too fond of it being posted.
Who is this semen demon? Watzke's new fuckbunny?
>Bayern Munich goalkeeper Manuel Neuer, 30
>30
>THIRTY
> T H I R T Y
who here /afl/ lads?
>>67362273
>>67362302
>not recognizing this piece of text
mum, I'm a shareholder
>>67362082
i'd like to use firefox, but it feels slower than chrome and seems to struggle with the HTML5 player?
otherwise i find it better than chrome: looks nicer and feels more customizable
am i the only one having the HTML5 player problems?
How do we fix the wolf? Surely Ramos isn't enough.
>>67362346
His daughter
>>67362346
>tfw you dont have qt german jewish girl
>>67362372
still 4-5 good years left in his career
>>67362372
Right?
>>67362483
Convince Bendtner to stay
>>67362489
Fühlt nicht gut Bübele.
>>67361850
The WICB are negotiating with them on contract terms after the IPL finishes, so we'll probably find out then.
Either way, the South Africa games will be good
>>67362479
yes, ff struggles with html5 (especially on youtube) since 43.0 or so.
but there are workarounds that work for some.
>>67362628
fucking rancid m8
>>67362628
2greasy5me
>>67362628
Looks very tasty tbqh.
>>67362628
disgusting
>>67362628
I just puked a little
>>67362628
i like it
>>67362628
looks nice
>>67362675
remind you of the stuff you got back in syria lad?
>>67362705
t. wog
>>67362488
how do you keep yourself from lustig over a girl like this while you have an average looking 60year old wife. I dont get it, how do people do it?
>>67362763
Prostitution and alcohol
>New Bayern boss Carlo Ancelotti wants to sign Roma and Bosnia and Herzegovina midfield player Miralem Pjanic, 26, in a €40m deal this summer.
But why? Is he really that much better than götze?
>>67362799
You can never have enough midfielders
>>67361774
All transfers this season were fantastic thanks to Reschke
>Coman
>Costa
>Vidal (at least in the last weeks)
>Kimmich
Giro d'Italia starts tomorrow.
>>67362826
No thanks
>>67362763
but it's his daughter
>>67362799
yes and he knows how to defend too
>>67362847
yeah okay, maybe not everyone is so depraved, but you know what I mean. What does he feel and think when he sees hot girls her age.
Thanks for the replies to my lunch
>>67362955
Lust
>>67362955
his test levels dropped due to aging so I don't think he's as thirsty as a man in his 20s would be
>>67363007
ok then, I hope so, would be really shit otherwise
I think there's a good chance we will see Dana DeArmond at LegalPorno soon
>he thinks fathers are sexually attrackted to their kids
Go see a psychiatrist you sick perv
Germany won the Under 17 Euro Cup 2009 with this team
>>67363060
>he never browses /hc/ /soc/ /gif/ /h/ and so on
Im not saying its not sick but it seems more common then you might think.
Pollerwiesen right now would be cool but I don't want it enough
>>67363083
#20 is Stephan Lichtsteiner?
>>67362628
Mushrooms are good
>>67363083
>ter stegen
>fotze
>two niggers that were probably 23 at that time
>>67363083
>that one guy rocking a mullet
>>67363153
Are you sure?
>>67363159
Yes
>>67363083
I only recognise Götze
http://www.transfermarkt.de/bericht-gladbachs-hazard-auf-leicester-wunschliste/view/news/234277
J U S T
>>67363083
#5 reminds me of Bobic
>>67363194
It's Mustafi
>>67363180
ter Stegen?
>>67363126
Kek
1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen
9 - Lennart Thy
5 - Shkodran Mustafi
20 - Stephan Lichtsteiner (Kevin Scheidhauer)
2 - Bienvenue Basala-Mazana
4 - Robert Labus
8 - Reinhold Yabo
7 - Christopher Buchtmann
18 - Matthias Zimmermann
3 - Marvin Plattenhardt
10 - Mario Gotze
>>67363212
For one, yes
>>67363223
>Bienvenue Basala-Mazana
Fucking hell.
>>67363223
>3 - Marvin Plattenhardt
>Bayern and Test cricket dying
>GOATzig and t20 rising quickly
its like pottery
>>67363223
>2 - Bienvenue Basala-Mazana
>5 - Shkodran Mustafi
I'm glad Germany has so much domestic talent.
>8 - Reinhold Yabo
>Reinhold
>>67363238
Sadly his brother Aurevoir Basala-Mazana didn't make the squad..
>>67363259
Thank you
>>67363223
most of them are in 2/3rd liga or without clubs. What went wrong?
>>67363296
nothing, second or third league is still better than the average ligue 1 team
>>67363238
>>67363265
>>67363265
I laughed a bit
>>67363296
The quick and early success got to their heads. Some can deal with it and get lucky, others can not
>Good post Anon
Thanks
>>67363296
I thought only 1 or 2 were not attached? I don't think it is that bad, especially with ter Stegen, Shkodran Mustafi, Plattenhardt and Gotze
>>67363425
yeah it's 2. Still a lot imo
>>67362490
9-10*
Time for a foot bath
>>67363248
>>Bayern and Test cricket dying
Citation required
On both
>>67363296
Imagine the NT if every year would produce 20 world class footballers.
Time for a pre bed din din bath
>>67363265
you welcome
>some cheeky cunt in belarus just tried to log into my fuckbook
which one of you has been giving out my personal information
Ugly
>>67363731
don't hack me, Sergey
>>67363732
just like you lmao
>>67363731
don't ever download any of the stuff neinhold posts here
>watching buyernliga
>>67363789
h-how do I detect neinhold's posts?
>>67363807
easy
>>67363807
post-ironic schalkeposting
>taking your ipad to the stadium
>>67363922
>being surprised she has an Internet addiction
>that persona 5 PV
i am currently devising a way to manipulate each and every post.made in /bundesliga/
Why do you bundesshits keep buying cokelombians? haven't you realized they're the biggest meme players on the planet by now?
>>67364150
a very insightful post america
>>67364197
prove me wrong
>>67364203
why
>>67363840
good picture
>Hertha BSC erwarten in den kommenden Jahren nach „Bild“-Informationen deutliche Mehrausgaben. Bei Verhandlungen zur Verlängerung der Miete des Olympiastadions habe die Betreibergesellschaft eine Erhöhung von 4 auf 7,5 Millionen Euro jährlich gefordert haben – für 15 Jahre ab 2017. Zudem solle Hertha die Catering-Rechte abtreten.
>Hertha-Manager Michael Preetz hatte unlängst bestätigt, dass die Berliner auf kurz oder lang ein eigenes Stadion haben möchten. Nach den Verhandlungen meinte Preetz nun: „Was als technisches Meeting angedacht war, mündete in Forderungen, die uns schockiert haben. Vor diesem Hintergrund, dass wir in diesen 15 Jahren eine signifikante, dreistellige Millionensumme zahlen sollen, bekommen unsere Stadionpläne einen ganz anderen Drive.“
>>67364225
because you can't
>>67363755
I HATE THAT KIT!
I'm not gonna buy it
>>67364271
i cant prove you wrong in saying that "cokelombians" are "the biggest meme players on the planet"?
>>67364294
Colombians don't contribute nearly as much as their hype makes you believe they can, lad. They're like shitty Brazilians.
>>67363732
muh multikulti
>>67364343
maybe they should try taking a shower
>>67363807
see
>>67364121
Though that one is a fake
My gf
your gilfriend
>>67364396
no its really me
this is my 36th post this year
ugh
My gf.
>>67364371
fuck off bundesshit
>>67364255
Imagine Hertha would rent the Friedrich-Ludwig-Jahn-Sportpark instead
>>67364439
You JUST know her clit is larger than average
How long until Rostock is back in the Bundesliga and wins the treble?
>>67364485
30 years
>>67364476
>>67364441
why are you so angry
>>67364495
I've waited several million years to be born, I can stomach 30 years.
>>67364426
Hello. Please more often
>>67364485
>east germany
>winning anything
>>67364502
because you're not funny
Where can I find this type of girl in London?
>>67364549
That image is one me might be seeing more of
>>67364615
I should stop posting funny looking animal pics. Already made that mistake with the tapir pciture.
>>67363840
Is it pomenade
>>67364601
at the Heaven near Charing cross
>>67364601
Why are you obsessed with butterfaced female krauts?
Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9
>>67364641
>Tapir picture
Post it pls
>>67364656
Yes
Can February March? No, but April May
>>67364669
Because they're somewhat obtainable, unlike someone like this.
>>67364688
Okay
>>67364680
helloooooo
>>67364704
okay then!
>Die deutsche U17-Auswahl hat in ihrer ersten EM-Partie 2:2 gegen die Ukraine gespielt. Der Wolfsburger Yari Otto (37.) und Sam Schreck (74.) vom FC St. Pauli erzielten die Tore. Für die Ukraine waren Denys Yanakov (33.) und Sergiy Buletsa (67.) erfolgreich.
>>67364696
you mean someone like this?
When you read an arrogant comment in bundes and you don't even have to look at the flag to know it's Frenchie
Does Tabea Kemme have a bf? I'm fairly good looking and she might be swayed by my English charm.
>>67364811
just contact her bruv
Time to put on some music and get some more right in the appartment
>>67364823
How?
>>67364731
Hello
>>67364837
social media or stalk her if you have time and money to lose
>>67364549
Underrated movie desu
I'm so close to cutting my own hair
>>67364837
She's at the police, so just call 110 in Potsdam
>>67364871
I've done that twice, do you need any expert advice?
29 minutes played and FCK are up 1-0
Nicolai Jorgensen with the goal
>>67364926
Hmmhhmm
thoughts ???
>>67362053
Waterfox
>>67362053
Firefox and Edge
Was Bayern put off by the migrant crisis?
>>67364926
nice flick
>>67362053
Vivaldi
>>67365004
What crisis?
>>67365082
The migrant one.
>>67364937
PENIS
Duncan equaliser in added time (first half)
>>67365102
>muh Asylchaos
ayy
wow
>>67360392
>>Manchester United asked Andre Weinzierl to wait a year before taking over as manager, so André Breitenreiter could see out his contract. But Weinzierl believes he is closer than at any stage to being confirmed as the next Schalke boss.
Poor Mourinho. But what Breitenreiter has to do with Manchester?
What are the chances of Reus, Mickey and Kagawa leaving Dortmund?
>>67365248
78%
>>67365248
We all have to leave someday.
>>67365082
He means the jihad invasion.
goodbye
Finally got around to seeing the latest Star Wars and my only thought is that Rey's accent pretty much ruined the entire movie
Time for dinner and tea
>>67364881
Yes please
>>67365193
Replace Manchester United with Schalke
>>67365297
Bye
>>67365124
Are you posting from inside the stadium?
>>67364546
okay
>>67365652
please bring back your friends to post too
Göatze didn't want to
