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>New Bayern boss Carlo Ancelotti wants to sign Roma and Bosnia and Herzegovina midfield player Miralem Pjanic, 26, in a €40m deal this summer.

>Wolfsburg are planning a move for Dortmund's Columbian striker Adrian Ramos, 30.

>Manchester United asked Andre Weinzierl to wait a year before taking over as manager, so André Breitenreiter could see out his contract. But Weinzierl believes he is closer than at any stage to being confirmed as the next Schalke boss.

>Forward Mario Götze, 23, still believes his future lies at Bayern, despite spending more time on the substitutes bench' than the pitch in recent weeks.

>Bayern Munich goalkeeper Manuel Neuer, 30, says there are "no regrets" and the team "gave their best" during the 2-1 victory over Atletico, which confirmed the Madrilistas as CHampions League final participants.

>Bayern have told on-loan Juventus forward Kingsley Coman, 19, to make it clear to the Old Lady he wants to leave permanently.

>Gladbach's Norwegian midfield player Havard Nordtveit, 25, is wanted by West Ham United.

>Birmingham City could move for midfielder Robert Tesche if Nottingham Forest do not offer the 28-year-old former Hamburg player a new contract.
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gooooooooooood morning
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>>67360398
Morning
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Time to reapply thermal paste and clean the interieur of my laptop
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played football yesterday and now my whole body hurts and i can barely walk
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>>67360429
sport ist mord
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I know no one else has been brave enough to say it so I'll be the one: Pep's Bayern is a failure.
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Who else enjoys a good game of footy?
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>>67360392
>Andre Weinzierl
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>>67360484
everybody has been saying that tho
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>>67360534
That's the joke

also who /GOATzig/ here
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>>67360429
Okay
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>>67360489
I prefer static shenannigans around a goal
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moin

>>67360429
thats what you get for not stretching before and after
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Le samourai was good.
>>67360419
Did that last week.
Pretty fun actually.
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>>67360822
Cleaning the dust out of the fan would have probably been enough this time
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>>67360822
>old movies
groß
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England v Sri Lanka soon lads then an elite ODI tri-series in the Caribbean
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>>67360928
Do the prozzies not like them lad?
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>>67360946
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>test cricket
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>>67360951
what are you on about
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Hi where are the pep memes
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>>67360398
Guten
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Which one?
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H-hello friends
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>>67361191
Hi
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Good evening bundes
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>>67361243
Evening
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>>67361190
middle, why?

>>67361243
Good evening
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>>67360429
play regular+proper warmup+auslaufen
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I have a job interview on Saturday
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>>67361326
I like seeing people write about stuff I post and those pictures always make for a great discussion
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>>67361336
Okay
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>>67361356
Thanks
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>>67360392
>Robert Tesche

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
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>>67361346
Hmm, alright.

So far I'm the only one that has responded. Which one do you chose?
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>>67361336
as Manchester United coach ?
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>>67361374
No, fast food cashier
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Time to give my father a phone call
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Hope your father is doing well
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>>67361364
same
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>>67361420
He is

>>67361444
Checked
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Date of Fathers Day
>Father's Day is observed on the third Sunday of June

2015 - Sunday, June 21st
2016 - Sunday, June 19th
2017 - Sunday, June 18th
2018 - Sunday, June 17th
2014 - Sunday, June 16th

So does every country have their own fathers day dates?
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Landspokalfinale today at 17:00 between AGF and FCK.
I took the train to the countryside today and saw two AGF fans who boarded the train the other way back to Copenhagen. Made me wonder what led two guys from Århus to move here.
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>>67361666
great anecdote
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GYMNASTIKFORENING
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>>67361698
Thank you

>>67361706
Yeah haha
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>pjanic
>worth £40 million

KEK, he was completely shackled in a vital euro 2016 playoff match for 180 minutes by Ciaran fucking Clark.
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>„Es ist noch alles möglich. Es ist noch nichts entschieden“, sagte Mats Hummels (27) gegenüber BVB-Fans in einem auf Instagram veröffentlichten Video. Am vergangenen Donnerstag teilte Borussia Dortmund offiziell mit, dass der Innenverteidiger den Verein im Sommer in Richtung München verlassen will. Ein Transfer hänge demnach von der Zahlungsbereitschaft der Bayern ab.
>Gibt es doch noch Chancen auf einen Verbleib des Kapitäns? „Diese Drecksmitteilung hat einen anderen Eindruck erweckt. Keine Ahnung, warum man die machen muss“, so Hummels weiter.
>Hummels in charge of understanding a Gesellschaft mit beschränkter Haftung & Compagnie Kommanditgesellschaft auf Aktien
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>>67361741
>buyern
>reasonable transfers
Bayern is infamous for there rather weak scouting. All the smart tranfers in the last 6 years where done by Pep and Heynckes.
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>>67361753
When will it be revealed that Mats Hummels is actually a little girl.
Statements on Instagram, my god...
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>>67361753
The way he handles all of this is embarrassing.
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>>67360946
>England v Sri Lanka

The ECB really needs to negotiate an international window for the IPL with the BCCI because they can't just keep playing New Zealand and Sri Lanka every year on rotation because no one else will play them in May.

> then an elite ODI tri-series in the Caribbean
Will only be interesting if Windies pick their good players. If they chimp out on all the T20 mercs again then Australia will win every single game.

>>67360723
GOAT team
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Alpha as fuck
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Putting a lot of things right in my appartment right now
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>>67361753
>keine ahnung warum man die machen muss

i laughed yesterday and i do indeed laugh today

how can you literally be this retarded
that's almost großkreutz level of dumbness
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oh and speaking of großkreutz
he posted this on instagram yesterday

>Arsch aufreißen - kämpfen - gewinnen Ausreden zählen nicht mehr!
Werde alles geben und probieren aus der SCHEISSE rauszukommen. Reicht es nicht , würde ich niemals so den Verein verlassen , sondern es wieder ausbügeln. Ich brenne
Dafür habe ich zu viel Stolz
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>>67361890
Good morning Kyouko
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>>67361753
>>67361909
Haha holy shit Dortmund players truly are the lowest of the low.

This is genuinely embarrassing to read.
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>>67361912
good morning
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SHINJI <3
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>>67361932
Please tell me which Bundesliga club you support, I want to see some smart footballers.
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>Der englische Meister Leicester City hat nach Angaben der belgischen Zeitung „Het Laatste Nieuws“ ein Auge auf Borussia Mönchengladbachs Offensiv-Allrounder Thorgan Hazard geworfen. „Foxes“-Chefscout Steven Walsh habe den 23-Jährigen als Wunschneuzugang auserkoren – insbesondere sollte Starspieler Riyad Mahrez (25) den Verein verlassen.
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What browser does /bundesliga/ use?
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>>67362053
firefox, but they seem to get more and more shit the more time they have. and the quality of plugins and addons also gets worse over time.
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i will be rooting for villareal tonight

>>67362053
chromium
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>>67362053
Safari, Chrome for webms
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>>67362097
>not rooting for klopp

i like you and your country france, but don't give me a reason to occupy you again
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>country roleplaying
is there a more autistic thing?
why do these retards from /int/ always find their way here?
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>>67362053
SeaMonkey, m8
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>>67362053
I am careful in how I use the Internet.

I generally do not connect to web sites from my own machine, aside from a few sites I have some special relationship with. I usually fetch web pages from other sites by sending mail to a program (see git://git.gnu.org/womb/hacks.git) that fetches them, much like wget, and then mails them back to me. Then I look at them using a web browser, unless it is easy to see the text in the HTML page directly. I usually try lynx first, then a graphical browser if the page needs it (using konqueror, which won't fetch from other sites in such a situation).

I occasionally also browse unrelated sites using IceCat via Tor. Except for rare cases, I do not identify myself to them. I think that is enough to prevent my browsing from being connected with me.
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>>67361774
>Ribéry
>Robben
>Neuer
m8
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Alle Farben - 27 (Springgreen)_10646686 - Alle Farben.mp3
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>>67362180
kys nerd
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>>67361979
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>>67362180
do you need pills to contain your paranoia?
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knutschi :^*
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>only a few more games with poop
thank god
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daily reminder
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>>67361802
Someone else filmed it, one of the fans he gave autographs. I bet he also isnt too fond of it being posted.
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Who is this semen demon? Watzke's new fuckbunny?
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>Bayern Munich goalkeeper Manuel Neuer, 30
>30
>THIRTY
> T H I R T Y
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who here /afl/ lads?
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>>67362273
>>67362302
>not recognizing this piece of text
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mum, I'm a shareholder
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>>67362082
i'd like to use firefox, but it feels slower than chrome and seems to struggle with the HTML5 player?

otherwise i find it better than chrome: looks nicer and feels more customizable
am i the only one having the HTML5 player problems?
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How do we fix the wolf? Surely Ramos isn't enough.
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>>67362346
His daughter
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>>67362346
>tfw you dont have qt german jewish girl
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>>67362372
still 4-5 good years left in his career
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>>67362372
Right?

>>67362483
Convince Bendtner to stay
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>>67362489
Fühlt nicht gut Bübele.
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>>67361850
The WICB are negotiating with them on contract terms after the IPL finishes, so we'll probably find out then.

Either way, the South Africa games will be good
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>>67362479
yes, ff struggles with html5 (especially on youtube) since 43.0 or so.
but there are workarounds that work for some.
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>>67362628
fucking rancid m8
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>>67362628
2greasy5me
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>>67362628
Looks very tasty tbqh.
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>>67362628
disgusting
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>>67362628
I just puked a little
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>>67362628
i like it
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>>67362628
looks nice
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>>67362675
remind you of the stuff you got back in syria lad?
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>>67362705
t. wog
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>>67362488
how do you keep yourself from lustig over a girl like this while you have an average looking 60year old wife. I dont get it, how do people do it?
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>>67362763
Prostitution and alcohol
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>New Bayern boss Carlo Ancelotti wants to sign Roma and Bosnia and Herzegovina midfield player Miralem Pjanic, 26, in a €40m deal this summer.
But why? Is he really that much better than götze?
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>>67362799
You can never have enough midfielders
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>>67361774
All transfers this season were fantastic thanks to Reschke
>Coman
>Costa
>Vidal (at least in the last weeks)
>Kimmich
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Giro d'Italia starts tomorrow.
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>>67362826
No thanks
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>>67362763
but it's his daughter

>>67362799
yes and he knows how to defend too
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>>67362847
yeah okay, maybe not everyone is so depraved, but you know what I mean. What does he feel and think when he sees hot girls her age.
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Thanks for the replies to my lunch
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>>67362955
Lust
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>>67362955
his test levels dropped due to aging so I don't think he's as thirsty as a man in his 20s would be
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>>67363007
ok then, I hope so, would be really shit otherwise
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I think there's a good chance we will see Dana DeArmond at LegalPorno soon
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>he thinks fathers are sexually attrackted to their kids
Go see a psychiatrist you sick perv
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Germany won the Under 17 Euro Cup 2009 with this team
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>>67363060
>he never browses /hc/ /soc/ /gif/ /h/ and so on

Im not saying its not sick but it seems more common then you might think.
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Pollerwiesen right now would be cool but I don't want it enough
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>>67363083
#20 is Stephan Lichtsteiner?
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>>67362628
Mushrooms are good
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>>67363083
>ter stegen
>fotze
>two niggers that were probably 23 at that time
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>>67363083
>that one guy rocking a mullet
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>>67363107
No
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>>67363153
Are you sure?
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>>67363159
Yes
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>>67363083
I only recognise Götze
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>>67363176
No
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http://www.transfermarkt.de/bericht-gladbachs-hazard-auf-leicester-wunschliste/view/news/234277

J U S T
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>>67363083
#5 reminds me of Bobic
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>>67363194
It's Mustafi
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>>67363180
ter Stegen?
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>>67363126
Kek
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1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen
9 - Lennart Thy
5 - Shkodran Mustafi
20 - Stephan Lichtsteiner (Kevin Scheidhauer)
2 - Bienvenue Basala-Mazana
4 - Robert Labus
8 - Reinhold Yabo
7 - Christopher Buchtmann
18 - Matthias Zimmermann
3 - Marvin Plattenhardt
10 - Mario Gotze
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>>67363212
For one, yes
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>>67363223
>Bienvenue Basala-Mazana

Fucking hell.
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>>67363223
>3 - Marvin Plattenhardt
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>Bayern and Test cricket dying
>GOATzig and t20 rising quickly
its like pottery
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>>67363223
>2 - Bienvenue Basala-Mazana
>5 - Shkodran Mustafi
I'm glad Germany has so much domestic talent.

>8 - Reinhold Yabo
>Reinhold
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>>67363238
Sadly his brother Aurevoir Basala-Mazana didn't make the squad..
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>>67363259
Thank you
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>>67363223
most of them are in 2/3rd liga or without clubs. What went wrong?
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>>67363296
nothing, second or third league is still better than the average ligue 1 team
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>>67363238
>>67363265
>>67363265
I laughed a bit
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>>67363296
The quick and early success got to their heads. Some can deal with it and get lucky, others can not

>Good post Anon
Thanks
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>>67363296
I thought only 1 or 2 were not attached? I don't think it is that bad, especially with ter Stegen, Shkodran Mustafi, Plattenhardt and Gotze
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>>67363425
yeah it's 2. Still a lot imo
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>>67362490
9-10*
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Time for a foot bath
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>>67363248
>>Bayern and Test cricket dying

Citation required

On both
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>>67363296
Imagine the NT if every year would produce 20 world class footballers.
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Time for a pre bed din din bath
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>>67363265
you welcome
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>some cheeky cunt in belarus just tried to log into my fuckbook
which one of you has been giving out my personal information
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Ugly
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>>67363731
don't hack me, Sergey
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>>67363732
just like you lmao
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>>67363731
don't ever download any of the stuff neinhold posts here
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>watching buyernliga
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>>67363789
h-how do I detect neinhold's posts?
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>>67363807
easy
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>>67363807
post-ironic schalkeposting
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>taking your ipad to the stadium
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>>67363922
>being surprised she has an Internet addiction
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>that persona 5 PV
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i am currently devising a way to manipulate each and every post.made in /bundesliga/
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Why do you bundesshits keep buying cokelombians? haven't you realized they're the biggest meme players on the planet by now?
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>>67364150
a very insightful post america
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>>67364197
prove me wrong
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>>67364203
why
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>>67363840
good picture
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>Hertha BSC erwarten in den kommenden Jahren nach „Bild“-Informationen deutliche Mehrausgaben. Bei Verhandlungen zur Verlängerung der Miete des Olympiastadions habe die Betreibergesellschaft eine Erhöhung von 4 auf 7,5 Millionen Euro jährlich gefordert haben – für 15 Jahre ab 2017. Zudem solle Hertha die Catering-Rechte abtreten.
>Hertha-Manager Michael Preetz hatte unlängst bestätigt, dass die Berliner auf kurz oder lang ein eigenes Stadion haben möchten. Nach den Verhandlungen meinte Preetz nun: „Was als technisches Meeting angedacht war, mündete in Forderungen, die uns schockiert haben. Vor diesem Hintergrund, dass wir in diesen 15 Jahren eine signifikante, dreistellige Millionensumme zahlen sollen, bekommen unsere Stadionpläne einen ganz anderen Drive.“
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>>67364225
because you can't
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>>67363755
I HATE THAT KIT!
I'm not gonna buy it
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>>67364271
i cant prove you wrong in saying that "cokelombians" are "the biggest meme players on the planet"?
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>>67364294
Colombians don't contribute nearly as much as their hype makes you believe they can, lad. They're like shitty Brazilians.
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>>67363732
muh multikulti
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>>67364343
maybe they should try taking a shower
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>>67363807
see
>>67364121


Though that one is a fake
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My gf
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your gilfriend
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>>67364396

no its really me

this is my 36th post this year
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ugh
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My gf.
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>>67364371
fuck off bundesshit
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>>67364255
Imagine Hertha would rent the Friedrich-Ludwig-Jahn-Sportpark instead
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>>67364439
You JUST know her clit is larger than average
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How long until Rostock is back in the Bundesliga and wins the treble?
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>>67364485
30 years
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>>67364476
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>>67364441
why are you so angry
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>>67364495

I've waited several million years to be born, I can stomach 30 years.
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>>67364426
Hello. Please more often
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>>67364485
>east germany
>winning anything
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>>67364502
because you're not funny
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Where can I find this type of girl in London?
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>>67364549
That image is one me might be seeing more of
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>>67364615
I should stop posting funny looking animal pics. Already made that mistake with the tapir pciture.
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>>67363840
Is it pomenade
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>>67364601
at the Heaven near Charing cross
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>>67364601
Why are you obsessed with butterfaced female krauts?
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Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9
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>>67364641
>Tapir picture
Post it pls
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>>67364656
Yes
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Can February March? No, but April May
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>>67364669
Because they're somewhat obtainable, unlike someone like this.
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>>67364688
Okay
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>>67364680
helloooooo
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>>67364704
okay then!
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>Die deutsche U17-Auswahl hat in ihrer ersten EM-Partie 2:2 gegen die Ukraine gespielt. Der Wolfsburger Yari Otto (37.) und Sam Schreck (74.) vom FC St. Pauli erzielten die Tore. Für die Ukraine waren Denys Yanakov (33.) und Sergiy Buletsa (67.) erfolgreich.
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>>67364696
you mean someone like this?
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When you read an arrogant comment in bundes and you don't even have to look at the flag to know it's Frenchie
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Does Tabea Kemme have a bf? I'm fairly good looking and she might be swayed by my English charm.
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>>67364811
just contact her bruv
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Time to put on some music and get some more right in the appartment
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>>67364823
How?
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>>67364731
Hello
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>>67364837
social media or stalk her if you have time and money to lose
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>>67364549
Underrated movie desu
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I'm so close to cutting my own hair
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>>67364837
She's at the police, so just call 110 in Potsdam
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>>67364871
I've done that twice, do you need any expert advice?
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29 minutes played and FCK are up 1-0
Nicolai Jorgensen with the goal
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>>67364926
Hmmhhmm
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thoughts ???
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>>67362053
Waterfox
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>>67362053
Firefox and Edge
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Was Bayern put off by the migrant crisis?
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>>67364926
nice flick
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>>67362053
Vivaldi
>>
>>67365004
What crisis?
>>
>>67365082
The migrant one.
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>>67364937
PENIS
>>
Duncan equaliser in added time (first half)
>>
>>67365102
>muh Asylchaos
ayy
>>
wow
>>
>>67360392
>>Manchester United asked Andre Weinzierl to wait a year before taking over as manager, so André Breitenreiter could see out his contract. But Weinzierl believes he is closer than at any stage to being confirmed as the next Schalke boss.

Poor Mourinho. But what Breitenreiter has to do with Manchester?
>>
What are the chances of Reus, Mickey and Kagawa leaving Dortmund?
>>
>>67365248
78%
>>
>>67365248
We all have to leave someday.
>>
>>67365082
He means the jihad invasion.
>>
goodbye
>>
Finally got around to seeing the latest Star Wars and my only thought is that Rey's accent pretty much ruined the entire movie
>>
Time for dinner and tea
>>
>>67365542
no
>>
>>67364881
Yes please
>>
>>67365193
Replace Manchester United with Schalke
>>
>>67365297
Bye

>>67365124
Are you posting from inside the stadium?
>>
>>67365627
No
>>
>>67364546
okay
>>
>>67365652
please bring back your friends to post too

Göatze didn't want to
>>
>>67365704
there is no secret ex-trip club
>>
>>67365733
don't lie
>>
The introduction of webms is over two years ago
>>
>>67365748
i never told a lie on this website
>>
>>67365761
we have seen the screenshots
>>
>>67364848
hey
>>
>>67365765
i dont believe you
>>
>>67365776
Yes hi
>>
>>67365556
Get a decent machine and wash and blow-dry your hair before trimming it. Apply the trimmer only where you want your hair really short and use scissors for everything else. Scissors come before the blow-drying. Having a few hair clips helps to avoid buzzing hair that's supposed to stay longer. Idk.. make sure there's a hair sieve in your sink and keep a trash bag around.
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>>67365830
I'm afraid I won't be able to cut the back of my head. Why is the blowdrying so important? Can't I just wet my hair, comb it, use hair clips to part everything and then scissor the hair when it's still wet? Your sentence confuses me. I use the trimmer when my hair is dry and the scissor when it's wet?
>>
FCK wins the Landspokalfinale over AGF.
Two goals to one. Former Bundesliga players Nicolai Jorgensen and William Kvist scored the goals for FCK.
Morten Duncan Rasmussen scored for Gymnastikforeningen.
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>>67365887
And everything is right in the world
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>>67365880
Yeah: wash - scissors - blow-dry - trim.
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Wash - dry - trim the top - trim sides and back - trim neck and lower areas in general - use scissors for random bits behind ears

Always have one stationary and one big mobile mirror.
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>>67365961
Okay thank you. Just how the hairdressers treat my hair then. I guess I will have to cut my hair about ten times to compensate for the money I will pay for the trimmer, scissor and comb
>>
>>67366000
I'm interested in the mobile mirror you use. Can you direct me to one? Also checked
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>>67365798
what's for dinner
>>
>>67366021
I use a huge mirror actually. Not quite as large as the one on my wall, but big enough than it could be a wall mirror.
It's not just the back that's impossible without a second mirror. Also the sides.
>>
>>67366034
Had the turkey breast spinach thing for dinner again
>>
>>67366035
Where do you put the second mirror?
>>
>>67362053
Edge
rarely Chrome
Readit for Reddit
My own app for 4chan
>>
>>67366067
okay
>>
>>67360392
any rumors about Didavi? Very underrated player
>>
cutting your own hairs seems too hard and can easily lead to mistakes. What's the problem with going to the salon anyway?
>>
>>67366081
I stop trimming and pick it up and hold it in my arms. I stop and start a lot. A full hair cut takes me around twenty minutes everything included, but I've done it many times.
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>>67366103
What about you. What did you have for breakfast
>>
>>67366108
You have to look at yourself for too long and most of the time they try to make small talk which you're not interesting enough to do or they don't try to talk and you feel self concious about possibly looking to grumpy
>>
>>67366106
Probably going to some exquisite spanish team

>>67366109
Do you remember your first haircut done by yourself? Can you tell me something about it?
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>>67366108
I started doing it when I was a very poor student. Now I do it sometimes because the urge suddenly comes over me and I just feel like doing it straight away. I'm pretty good at it by now and I've never had a professional hair cut where I didn't feel the need to do some editing when I come home afterwards.
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>>67366140
It took me a very long time and it ended up being a bit too short in the sides because I kept trying to fix small mistakes. The most difficult part for me is the upper sides. Any kind of transition or fade as they call it is hard to get smooth and takes some practice.
>>
>>67366124
bread
literal bread
kek

im eating ground beef with polenta now
>>
>>67366138
>You have to look at yourself for too long
you need mirrors at home too?

>most of the time they try to make small talk which you're not interesting enough to do or they don't try to talk and you feel self concious about possibly looking to grumpy
wew lad

>>67366142
>I didn't feel the need to do some editing when I come home afterwards.
then your barber might be a pretty bad one
>>
Is there any doubt at all now that the English national team is superior to the German one?
>star player is Thomas Muller
>a literal choke artist
>>
>>67366202
There's a different feeling to look at yourself in private
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>>67366142
now you are rich?
>>
>>67366202
I've visited several barbers, even given some a second r third chance, but it's never been just right. Paid a lot of money for some of the cuts. Now I stick with someone who's solid and then take care of the rest myself.
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>>67366219
No, I'm certainly not rich!
>>
>>67366233
>Paid a lot of money for some of the cuts
how much
>>
>>67366170
Okay thank you
>>
>>67366187
That's okay
>>
>>67366256
It's been a long time since I had an exensive one sommy memory isn't too sharp but probably somewhere around R$ 200
>>
Didn't Didavi sign with Wolfsburg or Leverkusen?
>>
>>67366308
No
>>
>>67366301
It's not the most expensive in the world, but my wishes are pretty ordinary so no need for some "hair designer" who charges 50% more.
That price should cover my needs more than enough at a reputable place.
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>>67366301
>R$ 200
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>>67366233
I've never felt discomfort with a cut made by a barber but on the other hand I never ask for cuts that need a really high maintenance. maybe try getting a cut by a female barber, that's what I do
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>>67366356
I actually use women. I feel like I need to clarify though.
It's not like I've hated every hair cut I've gotten or anything like that. It's just that I always have some small to medium detail that I don't quite think they got right and that I can easily fix myself.
My hairstyle isn't some elaborate thing inany way. I'm very conservative.
>>
>>67366308
Wolfsburg
>>
Time for a you laugh you lose thread on worksafe gifs
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>>67366138
kys mackay shit
>>
>buyern
>>
>kys
It makes me smile every time.
>>
>>67366751
are you me
>>
your all dumb af
>>
>>67366762
What does "kys" mean in Portuguese
Yes
>>
mulLEL
>>
Listening to a song that I really love right now, made by a French band.
>>
>>67366751
personally i think it's rude
>>
>>67366770
I like youre style
>>
>>67366751
It makes me realize I'm old and I can't reach these kids anymore. What does it even mean?
>>
>Marco hat sich gegen hochdotierte Angebote fast aller Topklubs und ganz bewusst für den BVB und seine Heimatstadt Dortmund entschieden. Ich glaube, den stimmt zurzeit keine Summe der Welt um

I still can't believe it took Dortmund fans so long to chant 'Dortmunder Jungs' for Reus... they only did it for GroBkreutz but he's an idiot ....
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>>67366804
which is? I listened to a lot of music from a danish label this week
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>I rate muller
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>>67366781
means something rude
>>
>>67366835
>>67366848
It's what I think is called a juxtaposition between someone telling someone else to "kill yourself" and kys meaning kiss in my language

>>67366881
Phoenix - one time too many. It's just a great pure pop song. One of those that I really enjoy when I hit the right amount of buzz.
What have you been listening to
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>>67366885
>>
I really really hope that scaffolding doesn't collapse
>>
>>67366977
96+x
>>
>drinking on a thursday
>>
>>67366963
>drake
kek
>>
>>67366916
the Posh Isolation label, especially bands/artists like Jackman, Puce Mary, Croatian Amor etc. That whole early 2010 scandi scene was very interesting
>>
>>67367101
Literally never heard of any of those. Listening to the one with most plays on spotify by Croatian Armor right now and it's not bad
>>
>>67367094
what is that guy doing nowadays?
>>
>>67367500
music i guess
>>
>its a France talks about shoes/music/films episode

ugh
>>
>Dortmund is keen on buying Dembélé for 15mio
>Rennes says no and asks for 35mio
>Dortmund flat out refuses
>>
where is this broadcasted?
>>
>>67367593
The Liverpool game? sport1.de
>>
>Stürmer Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (26) ist überzeugt, dass sein Freund und Teamkollege Marco Reus (26) dem BVB treu bleibt. „Marco hat sich gegen hochdotierte Angebote fast aller Topklubs und ganz bewusst für den BVB und seine Heimatstadt Dortmund entschieden. Ich glaube, den stimmt zurzeit keine Summe der Welt um“, sagte er im Interview den „Ruhrnachrichten“.
>delution
>>
>>67367616
lel their stream is worse than my pirated one
>>
>>67367555
Dortmund will spend €15 at most... €35m is a joke.
>>
>>67367659
Eplflation
>>
>>67367643
right now it's pretty stable + decent quality.
>>
Breaking news: One of Mircea Lucescu's best friends has just confirmed he will be leaving Shakhtar this summer!!! Probably going to Turkey.
>>
>>67367702
He's a decent coach. If his english skills are good enough he could also coach clubs in one of the "big5" leagues.
>>
>>67367767
mhmm
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>>67367819
mmhmmm
>>
wew
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>>67367702
>breaking news
>it's old news
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>>67367943
The person tweeted it 20:43 tonight
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>>67368012
>>67368014
>>
>>67367991
read something similar months ago
sucks for waxtap
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I now remember Jens Lekman
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>>67368060
I too, remember Jens Lekman
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>>67368154
kek

lek
>>
>>67368060
He was born angry
>>
What is it about Swedish music, film and tv that touches me so much.
It's like magnified childhood nostalgia. There's something about that country I love so much but I can't come close to describing it.

>>67368154
>>67368208
No, I'm not talking about that guy
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>>67368291
The only thing that gets me "nostalgic" about Sweden are Astrid Lindgren books.
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>>67368291
I know. He was born in Angered, Sweden.
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>>67368291
I almost wish Karl-Ove Knausgaard was Swedish instead of Norwegian since he would easily slot in somewhere in my feelings about the country. He spent a lot of time in Sweden so maybe he counts a bit.
>>
>>67368332
They are a hige part of my feelings about Sweden for sure

>>67368338
*posts the gif Mourinho laughing*
>>
>>67368291
when I was younger I had a Dalahäst in my room. There's something eerie about sweden, the general atmosphere of stockholm is very comfy
>>
>>67368435
Sweden is big forests and lakes and isolated countryside with beat up Volvo station wagons. Absolutely something eerie a out that.
It's a lot of other things too of course.
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>>67368049
Thanks
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Klopp celebrating lovren tackle like a goal, just before millner sets up lallana for the chance for the 2-0 #LFCVIL
>>
>>67360489

I do
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>>67368800
It must be nice to have such a supportive boss. Imagine your manager reacting like that when you complete a report to a high standard.
>>
>>67361191

hi
>>
I hope Ancelotti and Tuchel choke next season and the league is won by a meme tier team like Mainz, Hertha, or Schalke. Not sure if I can handle another season of >buyern, might just permanently migrate to 2. and 3. Liga otherwise.
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>>67361336

I just finished a job interview
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>>67360489
>I enjoy watching football
>>
>>67368883
Receiving compliments, even subtle ones, from your work colleagues or the people around you in general feels just as good. It's not often that you have a job where your boss watches over you in person basically all day like it is the case in professional football
>>
what kind of job?
How was it?
>>
>>67362053

chrome and firefox
>>
>>67362483

buy bale
>>
>>67367500

repping the raptors
>>
>>67368961

who me?
>>
>>67369207
yes you >>67368935
>>
>>67368883
Yes

>>67368952
Definitely
>>
>>67369217

It was a barista job. I think it went well
>>
>>67369259
good :)
>>
>>67369259
Why type of law?
>>
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Århus vs Kǿbenhavn in the Pokalfinale, but love conquers all.
>>
>>67369259
I wish I could be a bartender ;_;
>>
>>67369357
hehehe
>>
>>67369357
kek
>>
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>>67369433
>bullymark
:V
>>
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>>67369433
No
>>
>>67369320

thanks
>>
>>67369494
;_; thank you
>>
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The Giro d'Italia winner's trophy is my favourite Pokal
>>
>>67369357

heh

>>67369408

its coffee so dont think it will be as fun
>>
>>67369494
Thanks
>>
Why do we let denmark be a country?
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>>67369745
Mark Webber on the right I think.
>>
>>67369745
they are based
do you like them?
>>
>>67369515
Very attractive
>>
wew
>>
>>67369259
>>67369357
I don't get it
>>
good job klopp
>>
>>67369784
I'm not abig tennis fan. I love Federer because of that David Foster Wallace essay. I guess I like Kroos. He's good for big moments which is the most important thing in football in my opinion.
>>
>>67369879
do you usually read essays?
>>
>>67370010
I wouldn't say "ususally" but I do love a good essay. DFW was a master and I love to read his and also I love a lot of Joan Didion's
>>
>>67369879
maybe one of the best read on sports
>>
>>67370141
Yes, I would say definitely
>>
Ruiz got his second yellow
>>
God I hate that dumb neighbours kid and his Dorftrottel friends. Can't wait until that dumb fuck turns 18 and wraps his car around a tree. Well, here's hoping that retard manages to do it with a scooter at age 16 already.
>>
>>67364718
Kekekeke thanks anon
Sorry i disconnected earlier.
Do you have more?
>>
bayern to sign every undersized attacking midfielders
>>
>>67370357
pjanic is 180cm
>>
KLOPPOOOOOOOO
>>
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
YEESS

d-dont get me wrong im happy for klopp
>>
God, I unironically love Klopp.
>>
What goes good with gin?
>>
>>67370656
tonic water :^)
>>
>>67370656
koks und nutten
>>
>>67370656
schweppes
>>
>>67370656
Depends what gin. A cheap Aldi or Netto one I recommend with Schweppes tonic but otherwise it's more specific
>>
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>>67370773

>>67370694
>>67370702
>>67370754
Not the answers I'm looking for
>>
>>67370812
Well your first question was not specific enough. I depends on the gin and what you like. You should have posted that picture to begin with.
>>
>>67370867
Can I eat cheese with it? Asking for a friend
>>
>>67370888
It's not a classic combo, but yes. if I were to eat cheese with gin I would go with a good parmesan.
>>
>>67370942
Hmmm
>>
>>67370942
kys yourself
>>
Seeing Kloppo smile and hug his players and staff makes me warm inside. One of the nicest people in the world full stop. Imagine being his son-in-law. You would be really nervous before meeing him the first time but within 30 minutes the two of you would be crying laughing and giving sort of ironic high fives.
>>
https://youtu.be/-CwD6iPwQeA

>>67370888
the taste of gin is very "heavy" so if I were you i'd go for Mozzarella

>>67370942
>eating parmesan with nothing else
ew
>>
>>67371023
What other kind of cheese would you eat with gin really. I don't advocate eating parmesan on its own in general, but I think my advice was correct based on taste and whatnot
>>
>>67371023
>>67371084
Sorry, I didn't look at your reply above the one to me. I still definitely think pamresan > mozarella with gin. Not that I've tried any of them with it, but..
>>
>>67369515
>>67369804
I love Giorgia Palmas
>>
>>67371023
>>67371084
>>67371121
Okay then
>>
>>67371023
Good song to go to bed to

Night
>>
>>67371121
I think it would be too much for me

>>67371134
would be nicer with smaller tits
>>
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what the fuck

really?
>>
>>67371023
I'm listening to Arvo Pährt - Spiegel in Spiegel
My sudden strong pro-Swedish feelings tonight got me inspired to listen to some Nordic music tonight.
>>
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Is there anything worse than having to sit on grass for longer than a minute?
>>
>>67371258
Arvo Pärt is estonian. I will be listening to Antoine Beuger now
>>
>>67371311
Right you are. I thought he was Finnish.
>>
@henrywinter Klopp stood in the centre-circle after the final whistle, punching the air as Anfield responded wildly. They love this charismatic man. #lfc
>>
>>67371201
>Night

this

Night
>>
>>67371275
I have sat on grass and had fun, but you are not that far off the mark.
>>
>>67360400
morning
>>
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good night
>>
night
>>
>>67371602
>>67372010
>>67372307
Good night
>>
>>67371275

I find it enjoyable sometimes
>>
>>67372010

night
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