DAL:Tyler Seguin won't play on Thursday in Game 4
WAS:Marcus Johansson will play in Game 4
NAS:Mike Ribeiro sat as a coach's decision
STL:David Backes continues hot playoff in G3 win
SJ:Patrick Marleau scores in Game 3 loss
NAS:Shea Weber leads Preds to Game 3 win
TB:Brian Boyle scores OT winner in Game 3
MON:PK Subban named Foundation Award finalist
CHI:Anisimov (wrist) out 6-8 weeks after surgery
PIT:Kris Letang gets one-game suspension
Best Blues Memes: Blackhawks Butthurt Edition
BOS:T. Krug (shoulder) needs 6 months of recovery
BOS:David Krejci has hip surgery, needs 5 months
roar bacon
JUST FUCK OUR DEFENSE UP SENPAI
i hope you bust CHAD
>>67349960
>mfw Piggly Wiggly > Publix
>>67349972
Why are you so obsessed Olli?
>>67349972
>yfw he busts out and has to go play for car parts or >a fucking axe
winn dixie has better sales than publix
>>67349950
>finnish goaltending
Who wins tonight? Who wins tomorrow? Who makes the best sandwiches in sunbelt states, and why is it togos?
>Bloos autist started the thread
See you in 489 posts
>>67350169
Is there a single great goalie left after Brodeur quit
>>67350028
He feels threatened by big strong alpha Americans
>>67350228
he's only been here a few weeks too. I miss when people actually used to lurk before posting.
Oh Based Bill, spread your glorious wings and carry us to the heavens.
>>67350252
Pic extremely related
>>67350228
>literally won't post in a thread because of who made it
>calls others autistic
>>67350298
Please no more Swedeflags in this thread.
They are always so butt blasted and defensive.
>>67350298
I've been lurking for 5 years since the Rams were sold.
RANK POSITIONS BY NATIONALITY:
>Forwards
Canadian>American>Swedish>Russian>Finnish
>Defense
Canadian>Swedish>American>Russian=Finnish
>Goaltending
American>Canadian>Russian>Finnish>Swedish
>>67350348
Jesus those pads look huge on him. Goaltending is such a joke these days tbqh
>>67350636
>>67350636
2016 gold medal count disagrees
>>67350677
>France
>Hockey knowledge
Nice Hedman dubs though
>>67350636
>Canadian>Swedish>American>Russian=Finnish
>=Finnish
>>67350721
equal amount of playoff teams as canada
>>67350715
>2016 IIHF medal's
Finland A squads struggling against Canadian/American/Swedish D squads because all the good players are busy with the real tournament (stanley cup playoffs)
>>67350663
He's a young guy
>>67350774
lel canada's A team struggled against Finland's D team in the olympics.
>>67350636
>Forwards
Can>Rus=Usa>Finnish>Swedish
>Defence
Can>Usa>Swe>Rus>Fin
>Goaltending
Can>Fin>Usa>Rus>Swe
>>67350802
>Uncontested gold medal winning domination at 2012 olympics
Probably should look up the definition of struggling there, ghengis
>>67350636
Finnish defense is arguably better than Russian.
hello I'm here to trigger OP
>Zero (0) Cups
>>67350847
>barely winning in OT against finnish D team
yeah that's pretty much what i meant.
>>67350857
Ya there are just so few of either that its hard to make a conclusive judgement
>>67350820
nah his goaltending was right other than needing to swap finland and sweden
>>67350847
Wasn't aware there was a hockey tournament at London
>>67350872
You should watch that game again, there was no point at which Canada was in danger of losing they were so controlling of the play.
>>67350903
Fuck meant 2014
>>67350924
>overtime
>no danger of losing
what the hell canada
>>67350879
I think the youth gives Finland the slight edge. Most Russian Ds are on the wrong side of 30. And Gonchar is retired now.
Funnily enough, when Gonchar was playing for the Habs, I believe they had exactly half of all the Russian defensemen in the league on their roster.
>>67350953
>not realizing one team can dominate the play without scoring 10 goals
Have you ever even seen a hockey game?
>>67350954
you should go to bed you have a long day of posting on 4chan tomorrow
>all these butthurt teams
Who is the threads goalfu?
>>67351031
>mad
>at fucking phones
You are right though, I should go to bed soon. I have to go help one of my friends out with his event tomorrow.
>>67350954
That's fair, I initially thought about Risto when I was ranking them and had Finland with the edge but there have been some very young russian D drafted/going to be drafted (Provorov/Sergachev) as well as potentially more KHL defencemen following Zaitsev (pls).
However that young Fin D on the Knights (Jouilevi or something) is supposedly really good too
>>67350999
you understand that game was like 1 minute from shoothout which is the forte of finland
also
>keeping the puck outside on the boards
>controlling
lel, you had like 2 goal scoring chances.
>>67351074
Elliott is the best one left in the playoffs senpai
>>67351083
I hope he's less selfish this time and jerks you off in return. your phone thing doesn't make sense I don't think you even go to class.
>>67351126
>being this mad on 4chan
>>67351110
>>67351170
Save percentage mate and shots stopped
>>67351164
I think you're overreacting because I don't think my posts come off as angry. I'm just trying to help you not waste your youth. Regrets are terrible things to have.
>>67349950
>defense
Lol
>>67351110
this adonis would like to have a word w/ you
>>67349950
while we fell afoul of >swedish defense, at least our we don't have tendy problems
can we have oduya back please
>>67351205
>making shitty insults
>responding to posts that aren't directed at you
>projecting this hard
>"i-I'm not mad I swear"
>>67351232
>since Feb 1
>>67351232
he looks like an aids patient.
Dueling hatricks game was 7 years ago today
How many goals do Ovi and Crosby score tonight?
>>67351298
hat trick for crosby
nothing for ovi because caps choke is in full effect
>>67351267
put him in whatever league you wish, doesn't worry the murray
>>67351254
I'm sorry you thought my posts came off as angry I didn't want for you to think that.
>>67351232
>>67351316
to be fair, so far he's faced >rags offense and choking caps
not exactly impressive
>>67351298
Ovi scores one
Crosby will be carried out on a stretcher
what went wrong with playoff hockey? It used to be so entertaining and now im not even bothering to watch half of the games.
>>67351343
He also went 9-1 before the playoffs soon as MAF got hurt.
The kid is 21 and he's elite. Stay mad, can't worry the Murray
>the caps will literally never leave the second round ever again
it gives me such a boner to see holtby crash and burn like the meme he is. i start to edge thinking that ovie will never get a ring ever.
>>67351434
too much clutch and grab
>>67351387
87 confirms
>>67351448
>rags
>>67351439
>point out flaws in argument
>"lmao stay mad"
pongs as bad as blues autist
TOMORROW
>>67351486
i'll give you the >rags, wasn't that big of a test. but, if he was gonna falter at any point, it would've been facing 49 shots, didn't phase him tho
>>67351486
but you said they only beat the rags and he told you about his regular season stats against other teams. youre not making much sense
>>67350636
We've had so few elite players since the 70s generations that this is probably true. Fortunately the new generation is coming and this should look different in 5 years. The population will set limits to depth but there will be more top talent in the nhl than there is currently.
>>67351605
>cap this
>deleted
he is gonna get a hatty tho
>>67351703
Anyone know if Uncle Garry is going to be youtube streaming the game tonight?
>>67351659
Has there been any great Finn in NHL since Selanne
opinions on tonigh'ts game? Pens 3-1
>want pens to lose but the caps seem to be choking too hard
>>67351729
Yeah I will be, using a CBC source. Hopefully it won't fuck up like it did last night.
>>67351782
Bless you papa
>>67351522
it will be another episode of pekka "the wall" rinne
>>67351530
Saying if he wasnt gonna falter doesnt equate to the fact that Elliott has played an entire season and has better stats due to that. That rookie has played maybe 1/5th of the games this season.
>>67351448
>mfw canadians will always triumph over russians
>kanada
>>67351739
S. Koivu, Lehtinen, O. Jokinen and Timonen were pretty good. In the 80s generations there were guys like M. Koivu, Pitkänen and J. Jokinen. Rask and Rinne are/were elite goalies at their best. But since then only Vatanen and Barkov have been truly great.
>>67352046
>Barkov
>>67352033
TETSUOOOOO!!!!
>>67352046
>barkov
>>67351782
Thanks in advance bro
Have an upboat
Is this the true autism power of /hoc/?
>>67352292
Sounds like a nice guy 2bh
>>67352292
>tfw you'll never get to play lego hockey with anon
>98 posts
>6 unique posters
i think it's time to move /hoc to /asp
>>67352292
Nordiques are winning the autism cup this year lads
>>67352292
Used to do similar thing with my brother as a kid, but a lot less autistic versions.
>>67352364
>>67352394
>you will never get a front row seat to the Whalers vs Nordiques Autism Cup Finals
>>67351782
HAIL THE KING
>>67352292
LETS GO BEARS
I think he would be a good friend
>>67352292
Anyone still have the screen cap of UTV's stalker?
Caps win 4-3 today. 1/3 so far.
>>67352477
yes what would you give me for it
>>67352292
This isn't that bad. There are furries, grown up mlp faggots and animefreaks with them animepillows and shit
>>67352526
>>67352507
One rare pepe
Or I could suck your dick
>>67352570
i want the rare pepe
>>67352616
You took too long to respond, that's off the table now
>>67352636
im willling to trade a rare pepe in exchange for your rare pepe. surly we are reasonable men here
>>67352616
>>67352570
I don't like frog posts and I just jerked off you're going to have to do better
willing to trade this rare pepe
>froggieposting
>>67352684
wanna trade for this postmodern pepe?
>>67352658
How about this
Does it turn you on?
>>67352705
Do it Finland
Just pull the trigger
>>67352706
i like the message this is trying to convey. i will accept this trade
>>67352730
I've been Jewed
>>67350252
Ironically, Broduers replacement very well might be the next great goaltender. If he stays healthy that is.
That or none of those goalies are great but New Joisey plays a gay as fuck 2-1 choke scheme that makes their goalies look great.
>>67352653
>>67352684
>>67352706
>>67352708
>>67352724
Dumb toadposter
>>67352730
is the stalker an ant?
>>67352748
>>67352790
oh did you want it to be bigger?
>>67352766
Hello Slovak friend
>you will never write a 90 page manifesto detailing your love of binland posters
Who invited /r/4chan to this thread?
>>67352766
Dumb slavposter
>>67352046
imo teuvo teravainen is the best young fin in the nhl right now
>>67352845
nice meme
>>67352830
I think frog posters actually think their posts are funny
>>67352869
Wait you think they aren't?
>>67352826
It's okay bb no words needed
>>67352826
its 97 pages
Milbury hates the Penguins so much, he doesn't even hide it.
>>67352865
WHY IS HE SO WEAK ON THE PUCK REEEEEEEE
>>67353004
Milbury needs to die of aids
>>67353004
If you were once an islanders coach you would too
remember when people cared about john scott for a month
NASTY HOMBRE
TOWER OF POWER
RYAN REAVES
>tfw we trade rick nash for the 1st overall, derek stepan for the 2nd overall, and m. staal for the 3rd overall
>tfw future dynasty
>>67353085
>>67353048
I had a very relevant image to post but I just spent this whole time looking for it and couldn't find it so I'm going to spend this weekend reorganizing my pictures.
>>67353160
now this is some high quality shitposting
>>67353174
>>67353231
I want to ejaculate semen on those mammaries
>>67353265
She looked like a grandma.
>>67353265
That's not how babies are made Mikka
Any Kongs fans, did le mr.game 7 trick the Caps into signing him? Has he always been a penalty taking offensive black hole(Kuznetsov isn't doing him any favors though) outside of the timely goals?
>caps and pengs
who wins?
>>67353398
first year watching hockey?
>tfw you draft calder winner for next year
>>67349950
>stars
>defense
>scheduling 3 games one day and 1 the next
>>67353174
LMFAO!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaFYrcfbsnA
Capitals vs. Penguins stream here
Don't worry if you see soccer shit, the channel will change at 8pm
>>67353496
FUCK YES
>tfw your shit is lit
>>67353487
The NHL will never figure it out.
>>67353405
pens win 5-1, leltby pulled in the 2nd after giving up 4
>>67353643
you'll keep watching
>>67353673
Not as much as I want to though. I want to watch every playoff game. Last night I got to watch one and a half.
>>67353405
Pens 3-1
pens in 6
>>67353699
What they did right yesterday was at least staggering the starts of the two western games so that one would be on while the other was in intermission. They usually fuck that up.
>>67353664
>>67353748
Pens will lose without Letang
But they will win in 6
>>67353496
ty gary
The best players in the league should just agree to join one team after they hit free agency so they can get the cups they want
do it like a lottery pick. Pick the sabres? Everyone agrees to take like 4 mill a year max and awaits free agency until they can all be on the same team
then they win an easy cup because they're the best once enough of them have come around
>star wars HNIC intro
>not even the right music
>>67353920
>all the best players hit free agency at the same time
>>67353920
>t. Lebron James
No game thread?
>>67353953
They probably don't wanna get sued
HAHA! It's 5/4
Was that faggot star wars shit CBC doing or the NHL. Was corny as fuck
>>67353960
no fans
>>67353967
i blame disney
When will the giant goalie meme die?
>>67353985
>>67353985
>>67353985
>>67353985
Gamethread
>>67353960
Here lad
>>67353985
>>67351782
How does one find uncle gary's stream?
poorfag pens fan
So, how long until puck drop?
pens caps
>>67354021
>>67354021
>>67353960
I'd make one but I hate both these teams
>>67354024
It's already posted, first reply in the gamethread too
>>67353496
You're my favorite uncle.
>>67353496
Thanks again for effort
>>67354877
>austisming your way our of sex
>4 series
>put 3 on one day
>put 1 on the other
>muh hype ratings!
is this actually smart business or is it as stupid as it seems? Hockey doesn't even have that much hype.
>>67354877
>Red Wings fan
>hates a team not even in their division
>has only been in the Leastern conference for a few seasons
apparently Red Wings fans just hate any team that is better than theirs.
>inb4 back in the 1930's!
you weren't alive in the 1930's, faggot.
>>67354877
>taking a whole day to respond
sad desu
>>67355028
> not remembering the epic 08-09 and 09-10 finals
smdh
>>67355075
>hates a team because you had to play them a couple times
Sounds like Detroit alright.
Most teams don't mind. Notice how their was actually respect when Chicago and St Louis had to play each other again. Detroit is just too low class to be civil about rivalries, especially if they lose.
>>67355128
he got banned. now you will too.
>>67355113
>respect between hawks and blues
>>67354877
if she doesn't rate finnish goaltending it's better to stay off of her. Probably is trap or something.
>>67355172
She took a whole day to respond shes just humoring him
>>67355157
Compare that series to a Detroit's rivalry series and you'll notice how relatively clean it was.
The worst thing that happened was a player called a referee a fag. Thats very mild.
>>67355075
honestly now that sid isn't that much a bitch anymore and the penguins have been mostly irrelevant, I dont really hate the penguins anymore
ill never stop hating boston though
Is drouin, dare I say it, better than bustkov?
>>67355603
Drouin went from 0-to-Elite in like 3 months
>>67355206
Yeah if that Tampa Detroit series had gone 7 games there would've been deaths
>>67355113
The more wings games I go to, the more I hate my fellow "fans"
we've had it too good for too long. Not to mention, every other professional sports team in detroit blows dicks, so those faggot bandwagoners come over to our fandom to act like drunk assholes
Hopefully we tank next year and they get the fuck out of my fandom
>>67355877
>"hey drouin can you go to the AHL for a month or so to develop and get some experience?"
>"no trade me"
>"you're suspended"
>gets bored of playing NHL 16 and eating Doritos and goes back to the AHL for a while
>comes back and is elite
Wow it's almost like the coaches and GM know what they're doing
>>67356250
BUT MUH YZERMAN IS PETTY STORYLINE
>>67356250
>>67356323
Too bad he's going to walk for nothing just like stammer
>>67356608
t. every-superstar-ever-is-going-to-sign-with-us-for-pennies laff fan
>>67356649
t. Stamkos said he wants to play here deluded tranny
>Boyle should be suspended
>stors fans
>>67356750
you didn't do that correctly
>>67356764
Holy shit what a dive. Fine that faggot
>>67356764
>hickey: 5'11
>boyle: 6'1
>>67356852
Oshie.
>>67356870
When will they ever learn?
>>67356764
why do your webbums always start paused? just stop doing that.
>>67356983
but what if you're not ready anon?
>>67357004
this is a good point
>MA Fleury
>180lbs
>Matt Murray
>178lbs
lol, Padsburgh's gonna have a rough one next season.
>>67356764
Islels trying to get Disney on ice contracts after their shitty team crashes and burns? Cos that's some bad acting
>>67356823
Doesn't change the argument. You must have a very short memory
Ovi just broke Crosby's hand and Crosby threw a big shitfit going down the tunnel
top kek
>>67358015
I bet youre good looking because you sound retarded
>>67358081
he says lol in 50% of his texts
is the nhl the most incompetent at taking a flattering photo
>>67358156
No Americans are just obese subhumans
Someone redpill me on the mid-1st round winger prospects in this draft. Haven't really followed anyone outside of the top 3
>>67358201
nah playoff hockey is on
>>67358201
The state of hockey has zero cups
>>67358201
I'll give you the redpill
>drafting wingers
>>67358237
>>67358242
I'm a Hurricanes fan, lads. I've forgotten what playoff hockey feels like
>>67358156
That Penguin girl behind Bob "no neck" Collins looks pretty hot
>>67358282
You still gonna follow them when they're in Quebec?
nice one bill
>>67358402
let him be. he's trying
I love you finland
I wish Jesse Puljujarvi would fuck my girlfriend
>>67353435
believe in the shanaplan
>>67358588
Why would you let the memelord cuck you?
>>67358865
Are they playing for Stanley's Big Gulp?
>>67358858
He is the only one that could cuck me god bless him and his childlike spirit maybe it will rub off onto me
>>67358865
>untied laces
>hat on backwards
>glasses
>manlet
bet it's a diet soda too
>>67358865
Nigga on the left looks like the pillsbury doughboy
>>67358282
Hey, at least you have more Cups than Nucks, Caps, Blues, etc
>>67358919
>untied laces
Wait why is this a thing? None of the players tie their laces
>>67358977
he's not a player. caps jerseys haven't had laces for a long time anyway
>IT'S A CAPS CHOKE AGAIN EPISODE
MY FAVOURITE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
