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UPCOMING EVENTS:
5/4: TUF Season 23 EP 3
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Lee vs Yamaguchi)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
First to be careful
>you will never be one of Arianny's domestic abuse victims
I'm running out of reasons to continue living!
>>67341057
>kavanagh trying not to get heemed by a suicide vest
>>67341092
Wanderlei doesn't look dirty but he disgusts me somehow
>>67341084
What does that terrorist rune hashtag Kebab posted mean?
>>67341105
If you show hespect... you don't lose your teeth. In Brazil we say that.
>>67341115
It was "God Sees Everything", or something like that
Who here losing boyhood in Joanna?
Since the last ep of TUF I've began to like her a lot less. She used to be my #1 boy in wmma but after seeing what a fucking stupid retard she was, making a twat of herself by trying to shit talk Claudia's coach who doesn't even speak english.
She embarrassed herself with that entire hallway thing. Claudia meme'd on her in the bants.
Think I'm /roidmonkey/ now. Who else
>>67341147
Holy shit that's kinda funny
People probably will get mad at that when her job is getting brain damage
>>67341147
I've got a new excuse for the cops the next time I heem a bitch.
>I'M JUST HER CORNERMAN BRO!
>>67341205
>next time
>>67341218
>>67341249
McGregor vs. Zingano UFC 200 make the FUCKING FIGHT DANA!
Daily Reminder that im the best there ever was
>>67341325
Manhattanbrah here and what the fuck is this shit? That better be another dude from Manhattan ranked that low that is willing to come get heem'd irl today. I'm about that life bruh.
is joanne calderwood the worst ufc athlete?
>>67341366
I dont make the rankings
I climb them
>>67341381
no, she was a very decent muay thai fighter
>>67341223
Taking that second shot with just a tiny stumble is impressive
>>67341394
>>67341401
rub my nipples
>>67341400
La palestra che chiedevi era mma atletica boxe a Milano
>>67341366
no self respecting person lives in that third world city
>>67341404
Carlos Condit has the best nipples in MMA
>>67341223
I love the people that say Hendricks didn't show up that night and that is why wonderboy won. Hendricks didn't even make excuses for his performance for the first time in his career. Once he was in there he realized he had nothing ready for somebody like wonderboy.
>>67341423
grazie
stavo vedendo ieri, sulla carta doveva essere una delle più quotate
evidentemente no
ti hanno lasciato fare una lezione di prova?
>>67341435
>>67341419
wow Dana used to be jewish
Heem is autism borderline today.
>>67341476
Heem'in a jew is the best feeling in the world.
>>67341457
Si pero' dovevo sollecitarli un po (cioe' ho fatto finta che ero convintissimo d'iscrivermi pero' gia dato che ci mettevo ~40 min da casa per andarci pensavo che non valeva la pena)
If you look up the head instructor there's a post where he claims to have invented a new choke and cringingely called it "vampire choke" and it sort of looks like when you're in north-south but also want to violently facefuck whoever you were fighting.
>>67341223
Friendly reminder to stop doubting me.
>>67341400
Hola cage fighting connoisseurs.
https://youtu.be/CovRLxaeGJ0
https://youtu.be/CovRLxaeGJ0
https://youtu.be/CovRLxaeGJ0
we are going live in ~15 Bings.
https://youtu.be/CovRLxaeGJ0
https://youtu.be/CovRLxaeGJ0
https://youtu.be/CovRLxaeGJ0
>>67341428
Go away flyover cow before I pay a farmer to heem you into a living death.
>>67341505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l081sNB0kQA
I imagined worse desu
Quindi che fai mo? Provi un'altra?
Una che dovrebbe essere buona è MMAnimal, ma costa un bordello.
>>67341428
>poor person detected
>>67341496
This triggers me, JJ brings her back foot forward right next to her lead leg, she should get punished badly for it. I dont why she not step through and front kick with back leg or do switch step to get more power off front leg.
>>67341504
>jj stands with her feet together for like 70% of the fight
>shoots for a takedown when her stance is actually good
she deserved to lose
>>67341325
I'm officially calling out nethercuck. let's make it happen pussy
and in for jeff
>>67341600
>she deserved to lose
Has anybody argued otherwise?
>>67341600
But she won't cause it's wmma.
>>67341634
I'd panick wrestle Kailin any day
>>67341650
Claudia could exploit her defensive irresponsibilities, but she'll gas hard from the 3rd onwards
>>67341670
>people find this attractive
disgusting
>>67341669
that tat on her chest really is mom's gonna freak tier tho
>>67341337
lmao whos that old guy in th green polo next to Dana. Smacks his arm out of the way. He knows no fear.
>>67341564
A quanto pare la polisportiva e' decente e sarebbe comodo pero' il loro sito fa cagare e tutti i link son morti.
>>67341678
Be careful.
>>67341670
She has the face and body of a young girl but the tattoos of a single mom and an old biker
>>67341670
how many teeth does this girl have
>>67341670
Her teeth are way off center like Tom Cruise. Would not allow to be filled with my superior seed.
>>67341678
tbf she's just alright for a fighter
she's pretty mediocre compared to the rest of the world
I'd still hit it for sure though
>>67341670
disgusting nose
>>67341712
she's got 3 incisors
rasponi all day
>>67341689
He's the guy that runs all the streams.
why am i attracted to joanna j lads?
it's so weird, because she isn't really that attractive at first glance
but there just is something about her...
i can't explain it
a-anyone else with that feel?
>>67341670
literally looks abo
>>67341728
she looks like a literal ape
>>67341753
Fuck you kid
>>67341710
i'm coming for you boy
>>67341689
He was about to fall and grabbed for support
spell Joanna Champions last name right now from memory.
>>67341754
You're the expert m8, myself I don't have any in the family
>>67341764
go back to syria ahmed
>>67341765
>>67341783
Jedrecykzcykczk
>>67341768
Gimme that ass Jon
>>67341162
His cardio is shit
>>67341783
Jedrzejczyk (the first e has the ç thing on the bottom)
>>67341783
szczesny
>>67341783
Champion
>>67341783
Jedryczekwk
Pronounced: Yee-Ohn-Yay-Czech
>>67341745
neck kicks should be banned
hey /heem/ any tips on not getting distracted and just doing the essay you need to do?
How come Ronda used to be bangable and then she turned into tank abbott while not moving weight divisions
>>67341816
what a creep, she looks like she should be a mortician
i'd like to see the red king fight again i think he can put an end to wondermeme
>>67341828
Turn off your computer
Mediate for 20 minutes
Start your essay
There really is no trick. Just do it.
>>67341832
Bulking For Cyborg :)
>>67341828
is it 300 words due tomorrow?
>>67341753
No she's fucking gross and probably smells like old meat and morning breath. Fuck off.
>>67341794
>>67341764
>800,000 refugees
Whats your countries population? Is it going to be +10% refugee?
>>67341828
But anon how do you write an essay if your computer is off?
>>67341828
Hire a chink to do it, that's how I got through college you fuckin goof.
>>67341857
82 million is our total population
so it's less than 1%
>engage
>>67341783
Jerdezcyk?
I like this post.
>>67341858
With a fuckin pen, Avi.
>>67341400
>turkey_basting.webm
>>67341868
>>67341854
>>67341837
>>67341809
>>67341792
>>67341765
>>67341745
>>67341709
I could watch these clips all day, non-stop. Just beautiful. Keep going Luigi, I love this shit.
do you lift kettleballs?
what are the best embedded series videos to watch my fellow touchbutt enthusiasts?
>>67341874
you have no idea how muslims breed do you?
they literally shit out babies quicker than catholics
their like rabbits
so that 1% will be 5% in a year then 15% in another year and then well you know the rest
>>67341929
Can confirm.
>>67341903
Remember kids, always lift with fast jerking motion.
>>67341959
>that lack of chin
>>67341929
>so that 1% will be 5% in a year then 15% in another year and then well you know the rest
such things are only possible in soviet russia, anon
>>67341967
2.4% now, and the 800k to boost them. They're ahead of schedule and your daughter will the jihad target
Signs that you're not a real fight fan™
>you don't watch every UFC Event
>you don't subscribe to Fight Pass™
>you have never been to a live event
>you "root" for certain fighters
>you dislike Mike Goldberg
>you use mma math
>you care about fighters' personalities
Feel free to add more.
>>67341993
You should cut that right when it goes to the water with nothing above it.
>>67341765
Whatever happens to HH, she will always have my eternal gratitude for reking Ronda. I feel like I would've gone insane if the UFC kept up the "muh womyn stronk" shtick for even a bit longer.
>>67342013
kek
>>67342026
This turns me on for some reason.
>>67342002
shouldn't you worry about your own demographic problems?
your country is only 60% white at this point
whites are literally about to become the minority in the US
>>67342040
best nose so far
>>67342052
>those clear shots to the back of the head
wmma, ladies and gentlemen
Does DC even hope?
>>67342059
>problems
Im not white, but im not turk
>>67342076
what do you mean?
>>67342101
Guy looks lost. And he's what 50 now? And the injury...
It's an even more obvious rematch than Conor vs Nate.
>>67342079
CHI
>>67342059
At least our non-whites aren't packing suicide vests and raping us without discretion, Angela.
>>67341847
I wish lol
nah 4000 but I've done half of it. Just no motivation left
>>67341839
>meditate
actually a great idea
Only been at work for an hour (I came in late I don't wake up early for any man) and already heemed 4 people.
Nothing but feddaweights and journeymen in this office.
>>67342101
He's too white. You can't help but want him to get cucced by JBJ.
>>67341721
is this shopped? cruz has been my celebrity husbando for years but now he's just a bum if this is true
Has anyone here experienced a cryo chamber first hand?
>>67342121
but you have a higher murder and rape rate than us
someone's doing the raping
>>67342125
NO
>>67342119
>>67342125
>chica
Both of you are literally retarded
>>67342149
I only take ice cold showers and it's sometimes shit sometimes bearable but afterwards you feel vitalized
>>67342131
>>67342145
SMOLKA
>mfw I could slap box every here
>>67341783
Jedrizjek
>>67342160
Give it a year.
>>67341920
sometimes the trainer at my gym asks us to shadowbox as a filler exercise. nobody there knows how to box so we all feel really fucking stupid like all those people
>>67342184
ok, see you then
>>67342144
Not shopped. His teeth used to be fucking JACKED when he was younger. The dude looked like he was British.
>>67341921
Ido might just be the best bullshit artist in the world.
>>67342209
If you're one of the lucky ones. ;)
>>67341959
pathetic
>>67342223
I remember laughing at the scenes with him in The Outsiders cause of his teeth. Very petty of me - must improve!
>>67342040
This makes me sad.
>>67341921
197 embedded #4 has Matt Hume doing mewvment
>>67342235
we'll both have to be lucky
i won't get raped, you won't get raped and/or shot
>>67342263
Whoa, who said I'm not trying to get raped?
>>67342243
Sad!
GET THE FUCK IN HERE...
CAGE FIGHTING CONNOISSEURS
http://youtu.be/CovRLxaeGJ0
http://youtu.be/CovRLxaeGJ0
http://youtu.be/CovRLxaeGJ0
>>67342290
Why do you shill this shit so hard? It's so fucking boring and the audio quality is god awful.
>>67342272
oh, well good luck then on finding a suitable mate for your desires
>>67342304
its his own personal meme bro let him enjoy it
>>67342304
I just assume he's an old school BE-er who enjoys having a laugh at Kid Nate's continued existence.
>>67342345
>>67342304
I listen to them and they are unreliable with start times so I sometimes I post the links too soon
>>67342336
Matt Brown vs Maia soon! Who you got boys??
>>67341325
>no me
>no greek bro
shit rankings desu
Do you guys like tommy toe hold?
>>67342370
Matt brown via TDD and advantage in the clinch and on the feet
>>67342377
He makes some good videos not something I could ever watch regularly.
Does Arlovski have a chance, lads?
>>67341638
you would have no chance against me bro
6'5 115kg here
>>67341545
the fuck is wrong with his skin???
>>67342370
Maia's been my boy for ages so him, but I can see that Browne is a perfectly respectable boy so I will be happy for his boyee's if he wins.
>>67342377
>>>/r/eddit
>>67342396
Yes, it's heavyweights.
>>67342398
Post body fatty
Wow that dumb soccer game that ended in a tie is still stickied?
After all these years I finally put it together in a fight #theblackbeast #ufcfightnight90
https://twitter.com/Thebeast_ufc/status/727883541736873984
>>67342433
Lads, Buakow might be transitioning to MMA from Muay Thai. Here's a spicy pic of him training.
I swear every major combat athlete is considering MMA, Buakow, Rico Verhoevan and even Amir Khan has been talking of a debut. We have some spicy years ahead of us fellow fitefans....
>>67342476
its buakaw m8
also verhoeven not verhoevan
>>67342476
Too old for me to care much, might be fun to see him in rizin or something though.
>>67342476
>Khan
I wonder if that'll be possible after Canelo destroys his chin
>>67342470
kek
>>67342497
M8 his chin's been fine for a while
>>67342290
Fuck it I'm in.
>people forgetting about Zangief coming to save the heavyweight division this summer
sm
>>67342496
There's nothing cheaper than opinion.
>>67342512
Gone ****
