no leon draisaitl edition
> tfw it still hurts
>>67337641
plz dont be sad duck friend. it makes me sad seeing you sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqTXIKmROX4
check out this dank meme video
>>67337641
>>67337667
>tfw it's all starting to fall apart
>>67337691
if stars had halfway decent goaltending theyd be a terrifying team
>>67337687
This deserves a webm
Dallas, that shit was pathetic tonight. At least pretend you want to be here.
>>67337720
They do want to be there. They just can't overcome the Finnish goaltending meme.
>>67337731
The Blues are just a much better team defensively and now our offense has settled in and gained their confidence.
>>67337679
>>67337608
/your mother/ is for everyone
>>67337767
Cool
>>67337757
I thought her arm was his dick at first
>>67337776
post more cute animals plz
>>67337773
>tfw Torts will ruin him or they will win three Cups
There is literally no in-between.
>>67337776
>no one will ever photoshop in Cherry's head onto the grapes
>>67337788
I need to make more webms, I will get around to it eventually
> tfw got some crank from the Scotttrade center
>>67337815
could that cat be a better goaltender than the tendies the stars have now?
>>67337803
Why'd they put a cat on the ice?
>Fort McMurray in flames
>whole town expected to burnt to a crisp
http://www.hometownhockey.com/news/shawn-chaulk-the-wayne-gretzky-of-wayne-gretzky-collectors/
R.I.P. This collection
Is Rinne the only Finnish goaltender that isn't a full blown meme?
>>67337827
He was living in the arena and just happened to run out there
>>67337641
at least you aren't violently hated because of the other fans
>>67337833
>Click here to nuke Canada? That didn't do anything...
>>67337844
man thats pretty scary
>tfw can't stay up for the game tonight
rreee
>>67337833
>>67337844
Redpill me on this.
>>67337857
3000 acres burnt already, supposed to keep burning on tomorrow and they're calling for 50km/h winds
oh yeah and it's an oil town
>>67337786
t-that would be l-lewd
this is a work safe board, anon
>>67337833
Meh, Gretzky is overrated anyways
>>67337876
There's a fire. Its burning down a town.
>>67337876
The same garbage that the Koch Brothers want to pipe into our country, the driver of Canada's meme economy, went up in flames.
So did they suspend Letang to try and make up for the Stalberg incident? Other than being .03sec late that hit was clean as fuck.
>>67337886
You're right comrade, I'm sure wind turbines will be sufficient to power an advanced post-industrial economy.
>>67337827
For the meeeeeemes
>>67337913
It's not really that I'm against oil production. I'm against a pipeline that only benefits a few rich billionaires and Canada, while potentially fucking up our country. Other Canadian provinces don't even want this shit piped through, and if you look closely at this story you can see why.
I'm a hardcore leftist, but Donald Trump telling these douchebags to sit and spin made me happier than you can ever know. He has them so butthurt they want to support Hillary.
>>67337913
There's enough power available from just hydro resources to keep America comfortable if we'd invest in the infrastructure you corporate cuck
>>67337941
There's a metric fuckton of research that needs to be done on how marine hydrokinetic devices interact with the environment lad.
Good luck with permitting if there's an endangered marine species in the area, too. Some uni took 4 years to get one.
>>67337939
That's the thing though: building the Keystone pipeline would take years and involve a large number of blue collar jobs, and it would result in cheaper energy in the long run (to say nothing of less incentive to start dumb wars). I'm sure plenty of billionaires would get even richer, but the middle and working classes would benefit as well.
>finnish goaltending
>>67337982
>large number of blue collar jobs
completely temporary ones
if jobs are the reason why not invest in overhauling our transportation infrastructure instead
who care about cheaper oil in the long run, the writing is on the wall for carbon-intensive energy sources
>>67337963
>>67337941
>not just going nuclear
Idiots
>>67337982
Fracking already produces more than that Canadian trash ever could, and t͏͏b͏͏h it creates more jobs than the creation of that pipline ever would even when the price of oil is down.
I'm neutral on fracking. The environmental effects are scary, but it's allowed us to cuck a bunch of meme sand nigger economies and bring the price of oil way down.
The pipeline really only benefits the Koch brothers. They are Dick Cheney level scumbags and they'll employ less people than your local wal-mart to make their pipeline.
>>67337999
witnessed
I'm all for nuclear, but public perception of the technology is shit and therefore won't be pursued as a main energy source outside of china
>>67337993
Yes, they are temporary. But it's gonna take 15 years to build...that's almost half of a person's working life. And I totally agree that we should heavily invest in our infastrucure. Obama was going to do it...but feminists complained that too many of those jobs went to men, and since the Democrats are totally in hoc to PC morons like that, he abandoned it.
>>67337999
No doubt, but I was just pointing out the idiocy of thinking we need oil to fuel our society
>acquire two mediocre overpriced goalies FROM FINLAND
>double that with swedish defending
a human being in dallas actually thought this would be a winning combination
>>67338045
The best part about the stars betting BTFO is that one fag who kept posting about how the stars were gonna go all the way and kept posting Benn and Segiun picture. He pust be crying himself to sleep.
>>67338058
>implying real life or facts can stop /hoc/-level shitposting
He'll just shift to saying they'll win it all next year. Just like he did last year...
>>67338086
nothing can stop autism induced shitposting
>>67338058
>>67338086
>implying we weren't just letting the blues think they could stomp all over us so we could crush their spirits even further
literally what can stop us?
>>67338086
What fun would /hoc/ or all of 4chan in general be without delusional idiots to argue with?
Sandwich
>>67338103
Ive never been but id assume that /hoc/ is the most autistic general on /sp/
>>67338110
Delete this RIGHT NOW
>>67338124
They all have autists but /hoc/ has low numbers so the insufferable ones usually don't have more than one person that will spend time to refute their posts.
>>67338101
Literally nothing is stopping in front of your net
>>67337702
Their defence could also do with a bit of a boost, Oduya can't do all the defensive work while Goligoski and Klingberg zoom around
>>67337803
d'aww :3
FUG :DDDD
>shorks
>go to school in Dallas
>get shot
>>67338394
Pic of boypusci 4 proof
Just like in real life.
Though desu my Shaw acquisition's been far worse.
×^)
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€:,^(
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}:^D
B^●
8^D
B========D~~~~~
>>67338045
>swedish defending is bad
>>67338567
It's not "BAD"
>>67338561
cool
>>67338468
It was Milbury who said it, wasn't it?
>>67337982
>Keystone benefiting anyone not rich
Nice meme there.
>>67338468
I'm in like 2020/21 season with leafs
won 3 cups in a row, snaking all the top russian players or guys who can score 15-20 goals and play some PP and trade them after a year
sometimes the comp will put top players on the block who are making 7-10 million, got a couple players making 11 million in the league
ovechkin and malkin are FA's in like november in current season, trying to sign ovie to a 5-6 million dollar deal and trade my 2nd line LW who's making 4 mill a year
some prospects were just shit, fabbri, marner, dal colle come to mind
why does /hoc/ steal all of /nba/s memes and ruin them? very lame...make ur own content
>>67338595
Don't respond to it
>>67338577
Even the Japs know that Milbury's a shit.
>>67338590
I'm in the first season. The people the Wongs signed to do things were actually doing things and everything wasn't complete shit (Goose and Tats). Then Nyquist got hurt after he was going a point a game.
Also Mantha is actually doing better in the AHL than Larkin at the moment. They're both close to a point a game so far though.
RBL property
>>67338623
>Shaw on the wongs
DELETE THIS
>>67338725
>No Ericsson in the Wongs
Keep it.
>Pulk does absolutely fuck all in the NHL
>Memeing all over the Worlds
Fuck Finland
>>67338623
Which simulator m8
>Check nhl.com
>Those scores
>STARS
>>67338861
He's a good lad.
dindu nuffin
>>67338887
He fucking sucks and can only play on meme ice
>>67338861
>Bring Pulk up because he has a cannon shot
>Give him seven minutes a night
>>67338867
Eastside Hockey Manager.
>>67338906
Doesn't matter how hard his shot is if it takes ages to release desu
>>67338906
>tfw can't find a torrent for the newest version
>>67338954
I bought it fampai.
I figured 200 hours in EHM2007 was worth 20 bucks.
>>67338954
>Ameripoors in charge of having money
Kek
>>67338996
>Paying money for a front office sim ever
>
>>67338954
thief
>>67339026
lel, keep justifying yourself :)
>>67338590
Are you Brendan Shanahan?
>>67337911
NHL Player Safety @NHLPlayerSafety 16 timför 16 timmar sedan
Pittsburgh’s Kris Letang suspended 1 game for interference on Washington’s Marcus Johansson.
>>67338996
I have money. I use it to rent a server in France that I seed tons of torrents on.
>canada misses playoffs
>entire country literally catches fire
Also for the guy that says he can't find the latest version, you're going to want to look for this combo
Eastside.Hockey.Manager-SKIDROW
Eastside.Hockey.Manager.v1.0.2.Update-SKIDROW
Not going to get any newer than that
>>67339201
this, also make sure you get the save editor EHMAssistant
>>67339209
CHEATER
THIEF
>>67339302
>not locking up lundqvist for the next 20 years at .995 AAV
>>67337880
lol
Funny story all the teams that scored first yesterday ended up losing.
Thanks for listening
>>67339346
can you edit in the rags winning the cup or is that too much
>>67339201
>Eastside.Hockey.Manager-SKIDROW
>Eastside.Hockey.Manager.v1.0.2.Update-SKIDROW
Here's both in one rar for whoever needs it
https://www.sendspace.com/file/2h9d9l
>>67339392
upvote
>>67339394
Just because it's a game doesn't mean it can do the impossible, bud.
>>67339394
doubt it
Can one of you meth heads please explain this cringe shit to me? It sounds like something straight from reddit.
>>67339520
Reddithawks fan pls go
So anyone down for some shitposting?
>>67339520
>reddithawks
>>67339533
>>67339601
So does it have a meaning?
>>67339641
yeah, it means you have to go back.
>>67339533
>>67339644
I like your digits but i wish you would answer me :0(
Why does everyone pick on us poor Chicago fans now? Everyone knows St. Louis is the real reddit team. You're just jealous of our long term success. Why do you still insist on hounding us after we became a cap fucked first round exit? Everyone now thinks we're the homophobic rapist team now, that's hardly reddit right?
>>67339669
"Roar bacon" is the most reddit thing ive seen and i wish a blose fan would tell me what it means
>>67339669
>>67339681
>trying this hard to push your shame onto someone else
>being this reddit
>>67339693
>rooting for something called "roar bacon"
>being this reddit
>All these Redditors accusing each other for being redditors while browsing reddit
WEW
>>67339693
>mfw it's a blues year
>>67337641
I wonder how much Bruce ate to get over his depression.
Feeling lit af right now
>>67339681
blues twitter acct auto corrected "roar back" to "roar bacon" then it became a shitty reddit meme
>>67339902
oh fuck same here
>>67339730
>Poccии in charge of hockey
I for one am pumped as fuck for Skoda cup starting this Friday!
>Not rooting hard for a Finnish triple gold
>>67339942
kill yourself tax evader
>>67339944
Watch your mouth mister
>>67339944
>Paying taxes
Stay cuck'd
>>67339916
Thank you.
>tfw Finland is ranked 50th in IIHF world rankings
http://www.iihf.com/home-of-hockey/championships/world-ranking/mens-world-ranking/2015-ranking/
>>67339998
Underrated post
>>67339998
>mfw i see the score from last night
What the hell happened?
>>67340063
>Finnish goaltending?
Who should the Flames target for a goaltender next season?
>>67340211
Andersen?
>>67340224
>>67340237
that's the other guy
>>67340246
its still the first thing of lol
>>67340211
Joni ortio, he is the next kipper
Have Hickey and all the islanders already recovered from the fact that Boyle BTFO all of them and the car-review brought to you by honkey tonkey didn't help a thing?
>stamkos
>no goals or assists in the playoffs
i thought he was supposed to be elite?
>>67339730
Vlad is invisible. Shit playoff scorer.
>>67340390
>not knowing stammers isn't called stamclot for no reason
I know that's probably bait but wew lad don't you follow the news?
>>67340390
Remember when Tavares shit all over bustkov? Good times.
Reminder this man did nothing wrong
Is Jori Lehterä the worst skater in the NHL? He's got power in his legs but absolutely no technique, agility or endurance.
>>67340556
who
>>67340510
Barkov is slower
>>67340572
Jarri & Esa daddy in the middle.
He literally made their careers FUCKER!!
>>67340556
#squadgoals
>>67340473
Well for him being a piece of shit is doing nothing wrong so yeah
>>67340556
Bunch of overrated faggots
>>67340980
GOAT from the past, present and future.
Kucherov is only 22 and he's already ELITE. Where is his ceiling?!
>>67340996
The only goat is in the middle the other two are literal goats
>>67340556
>Crosby and McDavid
Literally look like the Hardy boys as portrayed in South Park
And Canadians make fun of Laine and Pulju.
>>67341010
Above his head ;^)
>>67341026
>comparing Laine to Crosby/Mcdavid
>blues mock the hawks as being team reddit
>their roar bacon is literally and not figuratively reddit
>>67341129
It is one of the shittiest "memes" I have ever seen.
>>67341103
>Implying Laine wont BTFO McDavid just like Ovie BTFO'd Crysby
Also bigest GOAT of all time is Selanne
>>67341142
When has ovechkin ever in his career btfo of Crosby? No gold medals, no cups.
>>67341160
He always btfo Crosby what are you saying
>76 goals in his rookie season
Will anyone every even be able to get close to this record besides maybe Patrick "Lemieux 2.0v.Ovie2.8" Laine?
>>67339998
>tfw monaco is ranked 1st in gay rankings
http://www.cnn.com/world-news/monaco-is-really-gay/
>alberta would rather burn to the ground than live under a trudeau government
>>67341129
you have to go back
>>67341233
czech'd and kek'd
>>67341231
>tfw
>>67341188
>he like totally blows Crosby out
>no examples or sources
>>67341264
make sure you vote for tarasenko for the NHL cover, he'll do an ama for you guys
:^)
>>67341233
Mighty Allah's judgement for ruining so many young careers
Pens 4 Caps 2
Goals by Crosby BILL and malkin
>>67341298
as a blackhawks fan I don't really like the blues but I respect their classy fans, wonderful city, and world-class players. I will be voting for tarasenko for the nhl 17 cover because he deserves it the most. good luck I hope you guys win the cup this year, can't wait to meet you guys in the playoffs again!
How is it to be a Canadian hockey fan, when you literally can't even make the playoffs?
Is world cups the only thing they can look forward to?
>>67341438
>>67341309
lel
>>67341438
I agree good sir. When it comes to talking about hockey, Im all about being classy. Remember, banter is bullying no matter what they try to tell you.
>>67341506
>>67341438
My good sirs, I will always give upboats to socially conscious roar bacons, who understand that we need to grow the sport with mutual respect, decreased violence and a zero tolerance on hate speech such as gay bashing and bullying.
Bullying is no laughing matter and ought to be reported and removed to create a safer space for us all to coexist and enjoy this great sport.
Hopefully Womens hockey will also grow to challenge the NHL in TV ratings in the near future.
https://twitter.com/DarrenDreger/status/727872425250140160
Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 2m2 minutes ago
Bruce Boudreau met with Minnesota's Chuck Fletcher yesterday and is expected to interview for the Ottawa Senators job this week.
>Renaud Lavoie
>@renlavoietva
>Avec le départ de Bob Hartley, Randy Carlyle sera un des candidats qui aura une entrevue avec les #flames
>Translated from French by Bing Wrong translation?
>With the departure of Bob Hartley, Randy Carlyle will be one of the candidates who will have an interview with the #flames
>7:52 AM - 4 May 2016
poor flim flams
>>67341614
Why does anyone want that old choking baby?
>>67341664
Because he had sick bantz on that HBO series before the winter classic 5 years ago
>>67341664
To be honest I think this choking shit is all retarded. What has Washington done since he left? I blame the ducks players way more than I blame Bruce.
Who do you got in tonights game lads?
>>67341664
he may have lost in the wcf
but how many coaches can even say that?
he's an upgrade over 80 % of them
>>67341892
4-3 pongs
>>67341892
Pens 3-1
>dullass
>dullass
>>67341892
4-2 caps
>tampa
>half of their defensemen are injured and/or dogshit
>still keep on winning
is this the meme magic ive heard so much about
>>67341988
coaching is the difference
>>67341892
4-0 Pens
Murray makes 55 saves
>>67341988
The triplets are confirmed elite. Not much meme there
Also Cappuccino is getting outcoached like crazy by Cooper
>>67341988
i would say the reason they are winning is
>islanders
>>67341988
rapist dubs confirm
>>67341988
islanders should have never won panthers, don't know what happened. that series had the biggest difference in advanced stats favoring florida.
>>67342194
The breadman, as they call him
DUDE
FUNNY COLORED SUIT LMAO
*eats pizza*
ANYONE GOT ANYMORE PIZZA LOL
>>67342194
>advanced statistics
>>67342264
anyone else think that burns is a bit of a goof?
>>67342194
advanced stats are 5v5 and the panthers PK sucked absolute dick
they also couldn't hold leads
also no, there were series where the models favored other teams even more, shitsburgh/rags is one
>>67342264
> have a nice red suit
> ruin it with your shitty hair and mismatched headphones
> and backpack
I'm no /fa/ggot, but you can't half ass fashion. Go all in or don't go at all
>>67342194
>advanced stats
> your team did shit but so did every team you hate
It's been an okay year
>>67342278
DUDE SNAKES AND REPTILES
AND MORE PIZZA
>>67342194
Anyone with half a brain knew the panthers weren't sustainable
>>67342194
It came down to barkov getting absolutely btfo by tavares.
>mfw finland wins u18, u20, whc and world cup in one year
>>67342308
dat shoe sock combo
disgusting
>>67342194
Fuck off moron
>>67338252
>win first 2 games of a series
>lose game 3
Stop me if you've heard this before
>>67342471
>>67342471
are other countries even trying? this shit is too easy
>>67342525
All the other countries' best players are busy trying to win the only thing that matters: the Cup.
>binland giving a massive shit about exhibition hockey
>>67342553
there are only american teams left and all the best players don't play playoffs either. this meme won't work m8.
22.5.2016 cap this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_q1UnRYKYE
>>67342553
>playoffs
>matter
the NHL is only a paycheck, international games are what really matter
>>67337827
poor kitty was probably living off spilled nachos and hot dogs
>>67342600
>0 (zero) gold medals
>>67342600
>the NHL is only a paycheck, international games are what really matter
THIS IS WHAT FINLAND ACTUALLY BELIEVES
>>67342600
Then why doesn't finland try at the olympics?
>>67342629
it's true though. Even ovie and crosby has said it.
>>67342644
>>67342625
you'll see, with our amazing young core finland will dominate the next 4 olympics
>>67342600
>>67342665
Who's going to be in goal?
>>67337608
you are again a fag for making this early
>>67342665
You're hyping Laine and pulju up a lot more than you should. They're fucking 18 years old. Youre delusional if you think that's the reason binland wins. Other than Barkov, Maatta and Ristolainen, who else would even make the roster on any other contending country?
>>67342740
korpisalo aka next kipper
>>67342577
>all the best players don't play playoffs
>DEY ALL GOME HOME AND PLAY FOR BASED BINLAND INSTED OF STUPID NHL :-DDDDDDDDDDD
Hahaha, kankermongool mememaster
>>67337719
it has worms in its butt and its trying to get them out. not so happy.
>it's a finland starts drinking early episode
>>67338250
>>67342869
NASTY HOMBRE
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>banned for posting this poo in loo
why does he do it for free, bros?
>>67342850
Gross
Someone told me this shit was lit, can /hoc/ confirm?
>>67343093
fuck off you discount kraut
>>67343104
FUCK OFF ANIME, NOT IN SP
>>67343115
TOGETHER 4EVER
God bless normie memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSVz9LXLKC8
>>67343257
reddit meme magic
>>67343257
>roar bacon