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First for pulju
>>67260284
bust
I don't like this thread
Last 2 digits of this post determine how many goals Patrik Laine scores on his rookie campaign
>>67260320
Fuck off, Gary
>>67260341
77 get
/hoc/ has THREE threads!
>>67260320
he needed more time in the AHL. He should have been sent down when he cooled off like JJ was
>>67260359
we should all make one right now and fill the board with hockey discussion
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>>67260406
HOCKEY
O
C
K
E
Y
habs trade up for 4th overall and draft Dubois
>>67260341
He'll crumple under the pressure of being compared to Selanne. Then the spirit of Genghis will take him and he'll bust.
>>67260365
[Oileritis intensifies]
>>67260442
canucks are drafting dubois
>>67260471
>>67260442
They'll trade down and take Julien "poutine" Gauthier in the middle of the round.
>>67260528
>>67260542
leafs trade down to take Gauthier and begin the goat farm
>only canadian, american and finnish flags
i don't think this semen slurbing thread is for me
>>67260697
͏>imblying you don't semen slurp for fun
Are European teams arenas sponsored like their jerseys?
>>67260697
I thought your country banned your flag?
>>67260739
Some are some aren't
>>67260751
that's england
>>67260697
>mad at cool kids club
How is it that every single Finn is a retard that knows fuckall about hockey?
>>67260834
they know hockey, but they can't express what they know because they suck at english
>>67260858
This. Fins are truly subhuman but swedes are cool
>>67260739
Little Caesar's arena
>>67260834
>rags
>>67260877
stop posting lundpads
Pls R8 my letter I wrote to Getzlaf of the Anaheim Ducks pls
https://www.docdroid.net/DJ5VCaH/to-the-captain.pdf.html
>>67260697
>the three greatest countries in the world are posting in the greatest general on the site
wow what a surprise
>>67260919
why isn't it in spanish?
>>67260984
ayyyyy
>>67260919
tl dr but I'll go with kill yourself/10
>>67260919
Entitled/5
Just trade Getzlelf and Perry desu
>>67260919
tl;dr
whys he so sad bros?
>>67261036
Patrick doesn't want to listen to what he has to say.
>>67260688
>Julien "assists are for faggots" Gauthier playing with Nylander
would watch
Oilers trade RNH + 4th overall pick to CBJ for 3rd overall pick and Savard
Oilers draft Puljujärvi
Jackets draft DuBois
>>67261036
No cup
>>67261165
That could actually happen.
>>67261165
Question for Finns:
Would rather Pulju be developed by the Oilers, or be coached under Tortorella?
>>67261165
>trading the better player and drafting the worse prospect
seems like an Oilers sort of trade
Did Kris Letang get 2 minutes for playing the body on an opposing player with the puck? Seriously, I'm asking.
>>67261165
4th overall + a D prospect no one outside Edmonton has heard of for Hamonic
>>67261281
Torts. He's getting booted for Boudreau anyway
expect a trade between winnipeg and columbus including a guarantee that winnipeg will not draft either finn
>>67261397
No one is dumb enough to trade away the 2nd pick especially a pure goal scorer.
Will the Shorks sweep the Perds ?
>>67261310
pretty much, it was a retarded call
the refs penalized the caps so much i guess they felt they had to give one to the pens, ive never understood why refs in the nhl feel the need to involve themselves like that
DANCING QUEEEEEN
>>67261535
YOUNG AND SWEET
>>67260697
>swedes
>no seaman slurping
>>67261478
winnipeg isnt trading the pick, infact its likely to be a positive trade for the jets
>>67261563
only 13
t. pedosota
>>67261563
ONLY 17
>>67261339
Ill accept that
>poopie on the Islnadlels
>>67261594
lel
>>67261601
YOU CAN DANCE
YOU CAN JIVE
>>67261522
More than any other sport, I think refs give in to when hockey fans moan about a hit, even when it's clean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvC797eL8kc
Blues @ Stars stream here at 3pm
Friendly reminder that Scott Stevens was a talentless goon faggot
When is the actual draft? June?
>>67261770
round 1 is june 24th, rest june 25th
>>67261767
Remember to report all of these to Bill Daly's twitter
>>67261795
I don't think he has one. I know the right guy to tattle to but my lips are sealed.
>>67261795
Remember to put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger
>>67262201
rude desu
>>67260336
Mirin dat commitment to bulk
>>67261795
good goy
I actually woke up and felt really sad when I realized that Puiju is going to have to put up with under Torts
Stars blues thread
>>67262467
>>67262467
>>67262467
Bladet kan variera i storlek från det mikroskopiskt lilla till det jättelikt stora. Bladen hos den vita näckrosen och hos den vanliga örnbräken når ibland en längd av 1,73 meter. De mest storbladiga av alla växter tillhör näckros-, banan- och palm-familjerna. Den cirkelrunda bladskivan hos den sydamerikanska jättenäckrosen (Victoria reginae) kan ha en diameter av närmare tre meter. Etiopisk banan (Ensete ventricosum) har blad av 5,9 meter längd. Enbart bladskivan är 8,57 meter lång. Vissa palmer, till exempel den ostindiska sockerpalmen (Arenga pinnata) har blad av ända upp till 7,5 meters längd.
>>67260919
Actually read it/10
Everybody knows why they keep fucking it up. Kesler said as much in the post exit interview, Bruce knew and I sure as fuck hope Murray knows now, too. His announcement that the core's gotta give make me hopeful.
Wait, why isn't Ovechkin playing?
>>67262552
Thanks for the information
>>67262443
He will either be a bust or turn into a superstar and request a trade from that shit team and city.
>>67262655
must have drank too much cum last night and isnt feeling good
>>67262765
He will wind up in LA and win the Cup there.
>>67262800
LA cup window has officially closed
>>67262765
At least he's playing in the East so when he visits a big city like New York he can just slip away never to be seen again.
Ett jävla löv
>>67262814
Lol nope. They are winning the cup next year when Lombardi packs the roster with some good defenseman and signs Lucic
Reminder that the Oilers were one number away from Number 1 and we missed out on what would have been one of the greatest meltdowns in hockey history.
>average Washington Capitals player
>>67262875
now we have to deal with toronto fans for several months until they inevitably hit the bottom of the standings and disappear again
>>67262874
>implying they have any cap space left to do that
>>67262957
What the fuck have we done? We knew we were going to be shit and we were. The leafs have had nothing but bad luck for decades. God forbid something positive actually happens to them for once.
>>67263017
With competent management (>implying) and prospects who pan out the Leafs will probably be playoff viable in around 5 or 6 seasons
>>67263076
>5 to 6 seasons
I don't think it will take that long. If what you said happens it'll be 2 to 3 years and they'll be a playoff team. More than likely a first round exit but that will depend on how well their prospects pan out.
>>67263017
>bad luck
thats an interesting way to put it, i would call it bad management resulting in some of the worst personnel decisions in nhl history
>>67263248
I won't argue the incompetence of previous management but there was also bad luck involved in it as well. Ferguson and Burke were fucking retards that had the organization stagnant and in no man's land.
>>67263017
>we
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o5BUvvAspw
Is he the aspie Teemu /hoc/?
>>67263495
>>67263495
oh god he's meme as fuck
>>67263550
>>67263529
>>67263495
Bah he's based af
>>67263550
what the fug does that even mean
>>67263529
>>67263495
I was pretty suprirised how good his english was
>>67263654
this is insulting. Delete.
>>67263678
https://youtu.be/Z4W6Y0Yn2bo
>>67263678
Lol he would not pass fist grade in Sweden.
Finns are literally subhuman. Just look at Pulju.
Fucking send them to special olympics already
>>67263495
Remember time zones mate, it was 4:20 AM in Finland
>>67263791
You're insulting yourself, m8. A special olympics team beat Sweden last week
>Finnish Goaltending
>>67263934
More like
>Swedish defending
>dullass twinkles
MY SIDES
>>67263872
Are we discussing kiddy hockey again Finland?
Most finnish thing ever.
>L-look at our top tier highschool test results!!! best in the world!!!
>Literally leads nothwhere with no innovators or emerging companies
>Angry birds is the epitome of Finnish archivements
Kiddy hockey means jack shit if you can't turn it into olympic gold medals
>stream didn't start till 3:30
>missed 3 goals
>>67264035
youth is the future, and finlands is so bright that even the dogs here have wear shades.
>>67264035
that's the epitome of swedish achievements?
fucking furniture you have to build yourself?
/hoc/ redpill me on Sweden
Have the leafs announced the signing on Zaitsev yet?
>>67264035
>Sweden's youth literally so shit at hockey they're getting beat by a 'special olympics' team
stay mad Muhammed
>>67264116
success breeds jealously and makes people want to emigrate here
pls stay at home instead
>>67264035
>While Sweden is busy complaining on /hoc/ how Finland has no future, his girfriend is in the next room being impregnated by Ahmed
Just go back to /int/ m8
>>67264158
Sounds pretty blue pill to me Sweden.
Can a non Swede give insight?
>>67264213
how is it blue pill that hoards of muslims want to immigrate here because their countries are shit?
>>67264213
also
>non-Swedes having insight on Sweden
>>67264073
>>67264088
>>67264154
>>67264210
>Finncucks getting triggered by a white mans superiority
Don't forget to study for your swedish test next week Pekka. If you fail it you won't be able to attend university
>>67264116
sweden is shit if im speaking from the heart here.
>>67264213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42jpuXJPk0w
>>67264299
Hasn't been mandatory since 2005.
brouwer
What's it like to be Finnish?
>3 shots
>3 goals
>dullass
>>67264623
Patrik Laine looks like Steve Martin
>>67264623
depressing
>>67264623
breddy chill
>>67264623
Which is more likely, that Nill is a GM of the Year finalist despite paying 10.4M for >Finnish goaltending, or that Boudreau is a Coach of the Year nominee even though he was fired? I could honestly see both happening.
>>67264694
>tfw your GM drafts >>>Finnish goaltending
>>67264916
>coach fired before winning coach of the year
Has this ever happened?
>>67264916
Trotz should win the Jack Adams but the Boudreau situation would be funny.
But honestly the Ducks finished the regular season about where expected. I don't think he should get credit for the team suckling until Christmas and then turning it around. Whereas the Caps far exceeded expectations.
Hakstol could have a shot as well.
>>67265019
I'm pretty sure Trotz will win it but the Ducks had an impressive season between the horrible start and their game 7 choke, Boudreau might make the top3
>finnish """"goaltending""""
>that look on Maatta's face after he got hit
looks like he doesn't even know where he is. Iv'e never seen such a confused face
>>67265067
Sullivan should be nominated as well imo. he completely turned around the Pens' season and forged a new identity and style in so little time. After the coaching chance, Pittsburgh's been among the league's top 3 teams imo
>finnish goaltending
>>67264623
pretty foken sad tbqh
>>67265142
>>67265216
desu when you are playing behind Kilngberg and the rest of dallas "defense" you could call that success. :D
Kari Lehtonen is a 2nd overall pick in an NHL Entry Draft.
>>67265278
>finnish deflection
>>67265342
Don't worry, your golden boy Klingberg might win the Norris some day like Stars fans and Swedes predicted after last season, you don't really need to know how to defend to win the trophy
>>67265286
Is that tony soprano
and literally another 3on1 when periods started :D dallas defense :D
>>67265173
yeah he got knocked out. had trouble standing up. dirty dirty hit. Thats all orpik is good at anymore is trying injure people, because he's a fucking pylon out there. See: Hagelin goal.
I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Is Ben Bishop elite?
https://twitter.com/PR_NHL/status/726783306025582592?s=09
>>67265568
One time when I was like 11 years old I had a bunch of quarters and I took them all to the local restaurant and put them in the jukebox and made it play that song 15 times in a row then walked out. My sister said she went back there later and it was unplugged.
Lehterä is just too good against dallas, they have no chance.
>>67265639
>bigshit
Why can't dullass play defense
Since the leafs will most likely draft autism matthews, do they move Nylander to the wing or keep him at center? Bozak/kadri will probably be up against other teams top centers and in the defensive zone. Nylander in my opinion never looked like a center. He seems like he would flourish more as a winger.
>>67266201
Trade Marner + Gardiner for Ekblad
>>67266344
This is pure fantasy. There's no fucking way they trade ekblad especially for these 2.
>>67266344
Cats would never do that when they're so close to contending.
what is wrong with stars
>>67266436
post butt and I'll tell you
>>67266436
busts
>>67266436
Just post it
>>67266201
JVR for Shattenkirk makes the most sense.
>>67266436
anna pillua
>>67265639
>that booty bothered islels fan
>>67266201
Most likely put him on LW, unless he takes to centre far better than Kadri but Kadri as a 2C is perfect for now and moving forward. Makes top 6 look like:
JVR - Kadri - xxx
Nylander - Matthews - Marner
For next year, with Marner drifting around 2/3rd line RW.
>>67266344
Lol no, but nice Rielly dubs
>>67266376
>>67266385
What if we replace Marner with Nylander?
>>67266535
I could see Connor Brown slotting into that top RW spot. He looked pretty good when we called him up from the marlies.
>yfw torts and poopoopeepee lift the cup together
>finnish goaltending
>>67266502
Wouldn't do that as the leafs. Better to draft and develop a D than trade for injury prone guy. Plus JVR is on great contract too
>>67261501
>>67266502
Fuck shattenkirk. He's a 2nd pairing defenseman whereas JVR is a top 3 forward. Not to mention JVR is on a team friendly contract.
Soshnikov + Percy for Leddy + Griess
>>67261501
it's ogre
>>67266583
I was impressed....with his luck. His points were from (not exclusively) EN goals and secondary assists. He has incredible work ethic and is definitely better than I think he is but I would hesitate to put him on top line. Maybe PAP if he comes back.
>>67266565
The only player the Cats would be interested in trading Ekblad for would be Mathews.
>>67266650
Wouldn't hate, I love Leddy he's one of the most underrated D in the game when it comes I defensive ability. But I also love the heart and work ethic of sosh I'd be sad to part with him
>>67266666
czech'd
>>67266650
Awful deal for the Isles.
>>67266666
Everyone is forgetting about lupul. Granted he will probably only play 40% of the season but still.
>>67266728
Lou said that he is unsure if Lupul plays another game
>>67266728
Lupul is going to end up on Robidas Island most likely.
stream die for anyone else?
>>67266812
http://onhockey.tv/ try finding a stream on here senpai.
>>67266751
>>67266767
Oh nevermind then. I'm curious to see where Marner ends up. It seems somewhat silly to leave him in the Ohl because he's wayyyy too good for it. I would bring him up and just shelter him and his minutes.
>>67266938
>smiling
Unlikely
>>67266954
Bjs are winning the cup senpai
>>67266938
ughhhhhh
this truly is the worst reality
>>67266954
>>67266938
enjoy your stanley cup in a couple years
>>67266874
2nd/3rd line RW on the leafs. However Lou said he doesn't believe that he's ready for the NHL in terms of size and defensive ability. What I think would be interesting is if Marner can't make the club he goes to Europe and play Swiss like Matthews. Playing children in th OHL for another year would only hurt his developmen, maybe playing somewhere against older people might be better.
>>67266981
>blow jackets
>making the playoffs
>more than once in their history
lel keep dreaming
Jesse is gonna be outta there the second he can be a FA.
>>67267044
>Saad
>Atkinson
>Jenner
>Poopoo
They just need some decent goaltending
>>67267113
>literal goonsquad
>coached by a joke
>managed by a finn
topkek
>>67267112
You misspelled Laine. He may look like one of the hobos that does, but I doubt he likes drinking listerine in subzero temperatures.
>>67267044
but they already made playoffs twice family
>>67264088
>>67267155
Uhh hows that any different to Finland
>>67267158
What an achievement
>>67267191
the listerine part
>>67267191
This --> >>67267218
Listerine is mouth wash, not windshield washer fluid
>>67267193
better than the jets who made playoffs twice and got swept both times tbqh
>>67267345
Yeah, but are the jasckets an absolutely confirmed lock for cup champs in 2019? I don't think so
>>67264299
cuckboy
>>67267379
>winniniggers unironically believe this
>>67267544
2018 now that they got laine
what are some good binns for next year
>>67267584
Ur bum is still good next year bby gurl.
>>67267584
love seeing you post qt ;)
>>67267742
Haha look at that monkey.
>>67267742
unreal :DD
>>67267742
Is that a real monkey?
>>67267742
>be dunston
>check in
>>67267742
lol observe the comedic primate
>poos
stars shorks WCF confirmed
what the fuck is wrong with Strombo's voice
lol the two finns on goal tactic actually works
>>67265525
>>67265173
What's a realistic date for when the Vegas team will be announced?
>>67268192
Today at 8:00
>>67268192
I think the league said they would notify the GMs before the 2016 draft if there will be a 2017 expansion draft.
what's wrong with blues
>laffs and ruptures will never have scheduling conflicts during the playoffs
Which would be more beneficial?
>bread and butter player
or
>meat and potatoes player
>>67268362
meat and potato imo. more balanced meal
>>67268357
>>>/tv/68980357
...what
>>67268452
so are we moving over here for the rest of the thread?
>>67268064
Too many cocks in the back of his throat
poos win poos win
>DULL
>ASS
>STORS
DULL ASS TWINKLES BEEEELOOWWWNNNN THE FUCK OUT
>>67268362
too many carbs not enough protein for bread and butter player
FROGPOSTERS
ON
SUICIDE
WATCH
>>67269230
I want to fuck that.
>>67269230
can't tell if trap
>>67269230
Hnnnggghh
>>67269230
hello
>finnish goaltending
Starsfrog here. Ruff's gonna start Niemi for the next two games and we're gonna get btfo easily. Season was fun but it's over
>dallass
>>67269335
You deserve it for all that frogposting
Trust a finn, end up in the bin
let this be a lesson: frogposters dont win cups
