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>no /heem/ in the subject
I like it
schaub
>>67227069
>not linking the old thread
>no /heem/
>>67227181
What is there to see in the old thread
It's not as if anyone is going to go back there and continue any discussions
>Meek in a main event
it's happening
You blew it.
This the real thread?
Fuck off with the others.
>>67227367
It was made first
The other threads are a cuck thread and a shit thread
TYT can fuck off
>>67227217
>I don't do it so no one does
special snowflake confirmed
>>67227411
Nobody does
Go through any thread and hardly anyone links back to the thread before it
It only ever happens immediately after the new thread is made
>>67227436
>>67227351
>>67227282
what's happening
way too many threads lads
>>67227589
make one more plz
>>67227451
sure thing bub
>>67201412
>>67212712
Is he the GOAT?
OFFICIAL TFATK APPROVED
>>67227237
>>67227237
>>67227237
>>67227637
>>67227652
lmao
>5 threads at once
you goofs have taken it TOO FUCKING FAR
>>67227451
>>67227567
REAL THREAD
>>67211910
>>67211910
>>67211910
Guys, post in any thread except this one and you'll make the Op sperg out
when the thread is at 480+ can't op tell everyone he's cooking new bread so that others don't make one?
Daily reminder that I literally created this meme
lol 5 other threads
>/heem/ gets banned to /asp/
>>67227742
hey newfriend
real thread
>>67227237
>>67227237
>>67227237
>>67227237
>>67227237
active thread is here
>>67227237
W>>67227237
>>67227237
MODS
1st May here, Happy may day to my worker brothers.
>>67228086
be careful
>>67228135
Happy May Day bangbro
>>67228135
you mean wagecucks?
MODS
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UFC 200 is a fine card, the only people who don't like it are Conor nuthuggers.
goofballs
>>67228294
What do you lads think the next fight added to the card will be?
Now that WWE is gone, you are officially the most autistic general. Hope you faggots are proud of your accomplishment.
>>67228369
We are
At least we don't like soccer
>>67228331
nate vs. connor.
>>67228389
at least you live in a country where you aren't surround by idiots who masturbate to soccer.
>>67227204
>yfw this ridiculous headline exists because women control household discretionary spending
>>67228429
hipster cunt
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEzTdxnCkqw/
>>67228369
You mad as fuck
>>67228477
Yes. A handful of autists are going to get us kicked off of /sp/.
>>67227069
post yfw rory gets heemed in the first round
>>67227069
why isn't /heem/ in the subject?
you also forgot to link the previous thread and there is no news.
Octagon jitters?
what the literal fuck happened to /heem/?
this used to be one of the best threads on /sp/ and now it's completely fucked up
good riddance if the mods ban it at this point, there's no saving it now
There are now 11 /heem/ threads, including this one
Holy shit I'm kekking my ass off
>>67228604
me too
eleven threads
ELEVEN
Why is leg reach listed if they're not going to give a measurement?
How would you even measure it?
>>67228604
this isn't a /heem/ thread it's not in the subject it doesn't count
i unironically don't make /heem/ threads but i'm lmao
>>67228594
shitposting did
people tried to turn it into /hoc/ and the autists sperged out on both sides, resulting in this mess
>>67228594
too many autistic meme casuals spouting the same shit every thread.
>>67228635
nobody ever tried to turn heem into hoc
lol I really want to make a bunch of threads myself but I'm too afraid
>>67228687
Thank (You)
I don't know where to post at this point.
>>67228664
schuab and ngannou are the /heem/ version of >rags
plently of people are trying to
>>67228724
no they aren't
and no, they aren't
>>67228693
i know that feel, my ip is static i can't play with matches
what time does ufc start
>>67228735
next sunday
>>67228752
No, you didn't. Anybody posting ngannou has been posting in /heem/ for less than a year.
post heems and talk about mma
>>67228594
conor happened
>>67228822
Nope
>>67228752
You did NOT start the Schaub meme. I did, and feel terrible about it.
You like Huey Lewis and the News?
>>67228887
>>67228816
rory vs wonderboy. is wonderboy too good and robbie fucked rory too bad?
does old man faber got a chance to beat cruz?
can anyone actually beat MM in flyweight or next fighter would come from bantamweight?
>>67228635
>>67228650
This and this. Seems deliberate.
Actually considering the sad state of /heem/ this general will end up send to >>/asp/
And to be perfectly honest if it continues as it is it deserves to be relegated. Shit seem to have peaked in UFC 193 and then went downhill from there.
>>67228910
I can see Rory wrestlefucking Thompson
He's had plenty of time to recover from the Lawler fight and his reach negates the advantage Thompson had over Hendricks
I can't see Faber beating Cruz, he's old and USADA'd and TAM is finished
I could see Cruz or Dillashaw beating MM
Cruz by decision and Dillashaw by KO
>>67228953
The autism didn't ramp up until after /WWE/ was banished. I think it's literally just a few mandrama cucks who are still butthurt about that trying to sabotage us.
>>67228929
introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos
>>67229004
That could be it
Mandrama fags are definitely autistic enough to do this sort of thing
>>67228982
don't think cruz is going down to 125, but I think tj can make 125, right?
>>67229004
I don't know, WWEfags seems content with their new home.
It seems more about attention. Considering there is not a lot to be talked (and shittalked) right now in the MMA world they lost the contrarian avenue of trolling they had. Now they have to resort to disruption trolling to get the attention they crave.
Sad state, into the bin it goes.
>>67229084
I don't think either of them is going down
I think MM will move up after he beats Silva's title defense record
>>67228822
What's that suppose to mean anyway? What is funny about posting schaub or ngannou?
Sincere question, I didn't get it at first and still don't get it now. Must be a cultural mismatch thing
>>67229114
Think he will do it to hold 2 belts, or Dana will pay him that much? I mean unless he beat someone special at 135, he'll never be a true p4p #1.
How do I achieve Rory mode guise?
>>67229216
lots of roids
take nothing to counteract the acne
>>67229197
I think both will factor in, in addition to the #1 p4p thing
The Flyweight division was basically made for him, if he wants to prove that he's the actual goat, he'll need to fight someone other than the 3 midgets that can comfortably cut down to flyweight
>>67229248
shitposting
most of the other threads are being made by a single autist
>>67229248
>i was memeing you goof, i don't do either.
Regardless of not being you who started it, what is it supposed to mean to post schaub on nnganou?
Can anyone explain it to me? I completely fail to see the humour in it and I can't even understand what it is supposed to mean
Y'all best be putting some respeck on my name round here
>>67229263
will he get a tittle shot or have to fight someone else at 135 first?
someone screencap this
https://boards.4chan.org/sp/heem
>>67229346
Woah easy there man. How fast is your heart going right now?
>>67229390
yeah, I hope it's MM vs Dom 2.
>>67229366
I imagine with how much he's been hyped up, he would get an immediate title shot if he were to move up
He's too well regarded to not be chosen over the less well known bantamweight contenders
>>67229346
wow you are a massive faggot...
does this work?
>>67229478
>sahal
the fucking MUSLIMS are trying to sabotage us
I KNEW IT
>>67229487
what exactly is he trying to accomplish there?
>thread wars
>all these nonwhites outing themselves
What a shit time for /heem/. Though it does give me pause to think my saturday could be better spent.
>>67229566
building functional strength and getting onnit.com
>>67229487
Just looks like a faggy push press that also wrecks your shoulders
>>67229600
You'll have to go back when Trump is elected.
What's next for him?
NEW THREAD,
>>67229634
>>67229634
>>67229634
R8 this card out of 10
>>67230071
my boy luke is there
9/11
new
>>67230106
>>67230071
10/10 can't wait everyone to shut up.
important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10092917
Can't we just get a permanent rolling sticky for /heem/ already? Or a Sports Generals board?
>>67230071
>Clay Guida
going to sleep heembros, see you tomorrow.
>>67230071
9
Very stacked
>>67230416
you'll find us on /asp/
>>67230494
>>67230534
>neck and neck with soccer on a global basis
>/asp/
>>67230569
>wanting this real sport to be associate with soccuck
>>67230071
Overrated as fuck.
>>67230655
who is you're favourite fighter?
>>67230726
paige because she has nice boobies and bum bum
>>67230708
You're a gigantic retard desu
>>67230708
Hendo heeming SHOWEATHER is going to be SPICY holmes
>>67230708
2/10 considering rockhold will win easily and i want to see tom breese and it's free
>>67230726
who are these cuties
>>67230864
why do you want to see tom breese? just curious
>>67230926
It's always fun to see a British """prospect""" disappoint.
>>67230926
i'm british
>>67230926
im indian
>>67230926
He's an actual prospect
>>67230926
i'm fat
We've got JRE going live in 7 bings
JOEROGAN.live
Is this the real thread?
>>67231068
shouldn't he be raising his daughters instead of doing drugs
>>67231091
Some nerd
>>67230926
he's cute
>>67231091
The Amazing Atheist
>>67230926
Bi curious?
BUCKLE UP FREAKY BITCHES WE ARE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVQfJKg4EIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVQfJKg4EIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVQfJKg4EIY
Is wonderboy a meme fighter?
Leonardo Santos injury, got head-butted during boxing practice
what did he mean by this?
EMBEDDED
http://youtu.be/F5lB_NYcLCU
http://youtu.be/F5lB_NYcLCU
http://youtu.be/F5lB_NYcLCU
When does this guy get his next fight?
>>67231356
It could have been a PM or something
>>67231425
Bryan Caraway is fighting Sterling
>>67231539
hope he gets cucked hard senpai
>>67231573
Why?
>>67231573
Tune in May 8th senpai
>>67231644
>>67231573
*may 29th lel
LHW needs to have it's weight limit lowered to 200lbs.
HW needs to be 200lbs and up with no upper weight limit.
This accomplishes two things that need to happen.
1. Removes weight cap from HW, no reason any heavyweight should have to cut weight.
2. Forces most LHWs to move to HW, where they should be to begin with.
Reminder that the HW champion is the only real champion and all other "champions" are just marketing tactics.
Just a reminder that if you are at least 5'4" you should be a heavyweight,no excuses.
>>67232015
Who cares?
You now remember Ronda Rousey.
>>67232193
Double who cares
GET
THE
HECK
IN
HERE
http://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
http://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
http://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
http://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>67227691
>so much text
>3 sentences
lel
>>67232270
can you sum up what the topic/topics are and who the fuck it is
I've only been away from /heem/ for a few months. What the fuck is this clown fiesta that i've come back to?
>Edgestonia is fighting Lithcuck
>Ngannouposting
>half the Americans are suddenly cucks
>12 fucking threads up at once
Get your shit together you fuckin goofs
>>67232394
Some beta nerd so they will talk another whatever Joe wants
why don't they just get a guy in some sort of arm hold and then punch/stamp/slam his fingers backwards to break them all?
>>67232470
just migrate
this one doesn't have /heem/ in the subject
some black guy being shot just got shown on JRE
Anyone watching Titan FC tonight?
bloody hell you faggots.
trying to force memes so damn hard for recognition on a Vietnamese surfboarding site
>>67232693
I have housework. Will try to make it but I might not
>>67228594
I swear it legit did used to be among the best. I still enjoy it but bloody hell I don't know where all these fags are from
>>67232711
XDXDXDXDXDXD
kys
>>67232730
/heem/ was never good.
today i broke my nose for second time. should i finally cave in, go to the surgeon and get a nose job? im a bit scared it will end up looking worse afterwards, sort of like michael jackson.
>>67232798
you are the problem
>tfw mandrama false flags are starting ludicrous thread wars to get us banashed to /asp/
Dont believe their lies
>>67232813
If it wouldn't cost you much, go ahead
>>67232825
>>67232893
Stop it you fucking retard.
>>67230708
hys
>this guy on JRE crying about jewtube drama
What a goof
>>67228594
breaks between cards
all those deleted posts = samefag Indian /heem/ ruiner
>struve vs big foot
top kek, first punch that lands will finish the fight
>>67233028
I guess I'm supposed to be excited for the return of BJ fucking Penn and decent prospects being fed no-names.
>>67233057
Seriously lmao at how many deleted posts are itt
>>67233136
Mod nuked one person's post. It was all the Indian guy.
>>67229478
>>67229524
>>67233154
Who's the "Indian guy"? what did i miss?
>>67233187
poo in loo posted like 20 threads
>>67233187
Just some autistic guy that has been making a ton of threads and shitposting in this thread about his own threads.
>>67232431
>I've only been away from /heem/ for a few months
damn you niggers can run for a long time
>>67233289
Nobody thinks racism is cool. Grow up.
Guys is there a card on right now?
>>67233289
GET OUT RACIST!
>>67233413
Actually a good point
>>67233405
titan fc starts in 1 bong 31 bings
Rogan collects vinyl records?
>>67233430
wew lad, what's real anymore?
>>67232813
You need to make sure to not to get a plastic surgery but a normal surgery from a normal surgeon who will fix your nose with your natural bones healing.
My brother got a surgery once and it turned out later to be a plastic one, took out all his bones of his nose and put in plastic or silicon bones and he doesn't have any bones in his nose anymore.
>>67233430
It's not there already is a confirmed hierarchy on /heem/ that brits and americans are generally shitposters, australians are banter kings, france is our boy we love because he's one of us no matter how crazy he is and then there is the rest of us.
>>67233650
what the fuck
>Joe rogan saying that Bill Cosby couldn't help raping girls because of the fame
>>67233692
can you imagine the shit rogan teaches his kids?
>>67233650
>It's not there already is a confirmed hierarchy on /heem/ that brits and americans are generally shitposters, australians are banter kings, france is our boy we love because he's one of us no matter how crazy he is and then there is the rest of us.
Terrible assessment
>>67233690
It's pretty fucked up normally they just break your nose to bits and pieces and put on a cast on your nose to and it grows into that healthily but plastic surgery they just take out your nose bones and make you a new ones with fake materials.
>>67233743
Those are so going to do porn
>>67233743
He already said he won't let teachers tells his kids off because he believes in ''healthy discussion'' between teacher and kid, that's what happens when you have a guy who never had a real job and knows how to act to a boss.
Children and Teachers have a Boss/Worker relationship and people should stop trying to have an equal relationship between them
>>67233650
fuck u goof
>>67233838
I had a psycho PE teacher that yelled at the top of his lungs at me because i forgot a sock when i was 12. Wasn't fun desu
>>67233852
Fuck off Sahal.
>>67233944
Cry me a river little bitch nigger
>>67233838
being a teacher today in america is just shit
>>67233968
That's what being as rich as Joe does to you, he can have his kids grow up all fucked up without a real education and they probably will be fine for life because they got his money at hand to lead a crazy life and not have any problems.
Look at Jon Jones, dude grew up sheltered too and he drives over people like they're nothing.
>>67233959
fuck off pedro
>>67233944
I had a teacher who yelled at everyone except me because he liked me.
DUDE SUBMARINES LMAO
pick a number from 1 to 89
Is Joe trying to main cast in a james cameron movie?
Fuck that bad movie making motherfucker
>>67234131
disgusting desu
>>67234155
>>67234208
How
>>67234213
Motherfucker is an angry nigger
>tfw needing to heem bitch ass niggers for a wage
>>67234213
jesus, the gnp seems a bit much donnit?
>>67234249
>>67234276
fuck u pussy
>>67234223
>skill=fame
>>67234314
>unnecessary brain damage
>haha pussy
edgelord
>>67234270
sahal vs adan @ the ultimate autist fighting championship 200
who wins?
>Top three renaissance men
1. Nick the Tooth
2. Joe Rogan
3. Bruce Buffer
>>67234362
Feelin dat body
>>67234405
Ew
>>67234362
she looks like she's wearing batman's armor
dmca when?
https://youtu.be/gKkKdcgxvdo
>>67234362
They can't test the women division like they can the men's division because the wmma scene is really young and in its stone age so they need every fighter they can get.
Look at the old times, when normal mma was young it needed every roider they could get and now they can take out the roiders so the first thing they did was test sage because he's just one in a million but if they lose claudia they lose like 1/10 of their somewhat watchable people.
>>67234460
Did Rogan Watch not backup his stuff?
Seriously good job on killing /heem/ you fucking autists
Your fucking literally ass burgers has killed something that was good. FUCKING END YOUR LIFE YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT
>>67234213
What happens when you're too flat footed and heavy to play the defensive avoidance style, but you don't want to stand and bang?
>>67234496
Go for a punch into a hug
>>67234491
https://youtu.be/ytS0nShwILA
its only dmca proof vids. rogaine is SHOOK
>>67234487
lol, you're right though there are a handful of top 10s in both women's divisions who have zero tests
>>67234341
spicy heem
>>67234491
rogan watch was a great channel
are those videos anywhere online still?
>>67234584
Those are the chuck lidells of the wmma divisons our natty overlords.
>>67234495
this anon gets it
OFFICIAL FEATHERWEIGHT MY BOY LIST
>1.Cub Swanson
>2."The Korean Super 'My' Boy" Doo Ho Choi
>3.Fronkie Edgoon
>4.Jeremy Stephens
If you have any other boys at fw then heem yourself
>>67234815
OH SHIT
>>67234487
spot on bro. they even signed fucking cyborg. enough said.
>>67234815
what about jose
olivera
markwan
yair
holloway
>>67234815
I've met George Roop dude is pretty awesome and fucking strong.
>>67234424
better?
>>67234815
>no yair rodriguez
>no charles oliveira
>no makwan amirkhabi
>no brian ortega
shit list
>discussion about eating dogs
JRE confirmed /heem/
