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last thread>>67156152

news:
conair got btfo by dana
200 presser got 30k views(lmao)
cormier got btfo by the fans
dana will still add one 'amazing' fight to 200
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Posting in non-cuckhold thread
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>>67163519
what do you think of this guy living in your country making these cuck threads
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>>67163497
I hate most racist nethercucks but it's still better than reddit meme thread
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>it's a threadwars episode
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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/27: TUF Season 23 EP 2 (((LIVE)))
4/30: Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overoid vs Based Pitbull)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Paul Harris vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Mah Boy vs Cuckhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (GSP-lite vs Wonderboy)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN Las Vegas (TBA)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jerkadick vs qt3.14hue)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)

>>67163546
im not racist
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>>67163562
Good, at least you used my edits
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>>67163539
>>67163546
Hue
>>67163519
Fuck those cucks. First for nigger heemer aka the anticuck
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>>67163562
>(((LIVE)))
You had one job
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you guys think 200 will break a million buys?
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>>67163586
it will only pass 900k buys desu
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>>67163586
I don't, but it would've gotten a million if they combined the three cards that weekend and had RDA and Joanna on UFC 200, they should've just had a main card of all title fights to celebrate the occasion
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>>67163503
>>67163503
>>67163503

real thread goofs
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>>67163603
this to be honest
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>tfw i could 50-45 every here
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>>67163594
>>67163598
Its so underwhelming desu. Good card for a regular ufc event, just doesnt live up to the hype. If they add McGregor vs Diaz II it would be good.
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>>67163618
Try it cunt, I would pull guard on you so fast you wouldn't even be able to throw a punch
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>>67163613
>look in the thread
>ngannou and schaub posters
confirming that schaub is cancer too
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>>67163613
shit thread fuck off
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i miss the steak meme
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>tfw your boy kills your other boy and pretty much retired him twice

How do you guys deal with this?
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>>67163656
it'll rise again near 200
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I wonder if cuck posters are ironic memelords, actual cucks or paid jewa to promote racemixing propaganda
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>>67163624
could've done with werdum miocic or weedman rockhold moved to
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what do you guys think of little rigg
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>>67163656
How many food-based memes are there in /heem/ these days?
>3 steaks a day
>3 breakfasts a day sub-meme around the time of the UFC 196 McBedded videos
>3 edible gis a day
>30 bananas a day
>7 eggs a day
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^ MINIMUM ^
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I thought this might be meme worthy
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>>67163703
replace it with a steak
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>>67163701

>tfw i started the eggs and gi memes

feels good lads
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>>67163701
>tfw I take credit for stating the eggs and gi memes

feels great cunts
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>>67163691

based

>>67163703

shoop steak desu
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>>67163703
He looks chubbier than his kid

kek
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>>67163716

don't claim a man's memes, be careful
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I wish all transphobes would die
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>>67163624
I think its a great card they just have no casual draw, Id say its slightly better than 198 atm. Hopefully GSP will save it
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>>67163733

they're the worst
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>>67163734
Drop Hendricks v Gastelum to top of the prelims and put something good instead and it's a good card desu
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>>67163691

Aw. Who is his father? Marcus Brimage?
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>>67163680
Weidman rockhold fits better at 200 especially cause its also a rematch
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>>67163728
R8 this new meme lads
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Let's post some MMA hypotheticals. I'll go first:

>Sonnen vs. Jones goes down
>Jones breaks toe in 1st round
>Before second round, Ref sees this, calls the fight
>Sonnen becomes LHW Champ
>A. Silva moves up to fight Sonnen while Jones rehabs his torn toe
>Silva beats Sonnen and becomes 2-division champ in 2013
>Silva defends MW belt against Weidman
>Silva gets rekd
>Silva defends LHW belt against Gustaffson (following the line of match-ups Jones went through)
>Gustaffson UDs Silva and becomes LHW Champ
>Gus vs. Jones goes down
>Jones beats Gus and becomes 2 time LHW Champ

What could have been.
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>>67163734
Oh i will be watching regardless. Dont have to buy ppvs anyway gets aired on foxsports for a cheeky 15 a month and even for free on another channel but then u get dutch commentary
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>>67163539
Prolly a shitskin immigrant.
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>>67163782
>Gristle McThornbody
>Rip Steakface
>Crunch Buttsteak
>Beat Punchbeef
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>>67163782
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>>67163782

kek, good lad

can u dump the older steak memes pls
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>>67163790

>paying to listen to rogaine and le corn nuts man
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>>67163733
Mertroid isnt a tranny.
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>>67163798
look in the bottom of this thread>>67156152 →
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>>67163798
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>>67163798
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Who should Francis "BIG BULL" Ngannou fight next?
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>>67163807
Over literal whos commentating in dutch. Anyday. Also im not paying. We usually get together at my brothers place
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>>67163820
HUNT
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>>67163798
.
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>>67163788
>conor beats RDA by dat left 2nd round
>fights robbie at 200 and wins round 4 before 5th round robbie can come out
>the mcgregor meme becomes too big that dana goes crazy and runs out in public naked
>mcgoobs retires and replaces dana

what could have been lads
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>>67163840
ULTIMAYTE FOIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIT YEH?
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>>67163811
>>67163813
>>67163819
>>67163831

thanks lad

>>67163820

big foot
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post walkout songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC2ZY2loo74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC2ZY2loo74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC2ZY2loo74
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>>67163866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoDnZpbFBsk
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199 > 198 > 200

That said I'm looking forward to 200's main event the most.
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>>67163866
https://youtu.be/ndFuvVikfyI
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>>67163890
B I G
U
L
L
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>>67163887
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>>67163887

1- cruz faber III
2- fronk vs aldo II
3- vitor vs souza
4- rockhold weidman II
5- dc vs jbj II
6- werdum vs stipe
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>>67163899
For some reason I've started to find you posting mark memes after my posts hilarious.
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>>67163922
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lads, which prospect should I start a bandwagon for?
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>>67163899
>>67163928
>Its a Dutchman is racist episode

>>67163957
The one you like?
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>>67163957

ngannou
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>>67163957
Jay Borge
Nik Lentz
Almeida
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>>67163963
this one is my favourite
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Is keto a meme or the ultimate BIGG RIGG diet?

Do the steaks really count if you don't have a baked potato with it?
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>>67163969
I already did, I am the one that started it.
>>67163963
Looking at new signings right now
>>67163977
Nik Lentz is a nightmare matchup for Conor McGregor
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>>67163957
thomas almeida
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>>67164005
its a meme

you need carbs bro, why do you think bigg rigg always eats a potato(filled with carbs) with his steak?
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>>67164005
Keto isn't a meme but it's not some weight loss wonder, you gotta still eat at a deficit to lose fat, all it does it have your body run on fat and since you don't have any glycogen storages in your muscles you use up fat for any activity.
You'll look flat as fuck though unless you got big muscles
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>>67163957
kuma
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>>67164043
wtf is she like 4'11 or is that high fence?
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Ok lads, found an 8-0 HW who just signed with the UFC, Dmitriy Smolyakov. He is largely a can crusher with a good looking record. He is fighting Luis Henrique (the guy that got heemed by BIG BULL) in like 3 months.

Here are his highlights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0sVF5xnO5c
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>>67164005
Keto is good if you have epilepsy
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>>67164054
5'3" also I've been posting two different polish chicks and referencing them as "Kuma" and no one's called me out on it yet, so I'm just going to keep doing it. That's not even her nickname.

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Agnieszka-Niedzwiedz-118159
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Karolina-Kowalkiewicz-101401

but all polish people look alike so whatever.
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>>67164080
Yeah he's big enough to emasculate me, we /smolyakov/ now?
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>>67164080
probably using Enrique to build him up who is pretty shit
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>>67164005
keto cuts weight like a motherfucker

not good for longterm diet though
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>>67164032
its a huge meme

doing anything that requires even the slightest intensity will be hard on keto, you'll have minimal glycogen stores because your body will convert protein to carbs

your body just cant sustain anything(besides sitting on your ass) on just fat. You'll be burning muscle more than burning fat. You'll be always better on carbs than on keto, always

yeah weightloss wise it might work, but its nowhere healthy or optimal
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>>67164080
he looks kind of shit but hes also a heavyweight
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4
Remember this lads? Rogan heemd Schaub to retire.
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>>67163890
My next door neighbor looks almost exactly like this guy, only a little more broken looking, like you know, he's been through some shit. Anyway, he's jamaican (or at least has the accent) and he has like three kids, from 2 different women and the one he's with right now is taking care of the two other kids from the other wife, so I suppose she's a she-cuck. He works as a greeter at Walmart, I see him in his walmart vest from time to time. Sometimes he says ONE LOVE to me and I always pretend I didn't hear him so he has to repeat himself, O-ONE LOVE. I remember this when I see this nigga.
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>>67164121
Who would you Rogan into retirement, /heem/?
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>>67164146
Anderson t bh
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>>67163887
I'm excited for UFC 199. It'll be my first live experience and I'm looking forward to it, since Uncle Dana tells me there's no experience like a live UFC event. I kind of wished that Cain vs. Browne got put on here, since Cain's from San Jose and this card has a handful of Californians in it.
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>>67164146
Grey Maynard
Nate Marquardt
Frank Murr
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>>67164146
Frank Mir
He should do commentary and also have a TV show on the History channel or something about survivalism/prepping/zombie apocalypse/operating. And he'd probably have much more interesting or intelligent things to say about those topics than GSP can say about palyeontologee.
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>>67164146

Jeff Monson
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>>67164207
Is he a prepper? I thought he was just really into guns.
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Was Jon Jones highly touted prior to his debut in the UFC or was he relatively unknown?
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>>67164121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBXXC5r3Z3o
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>>67164144
Do you live in a ghetto anon? Just wondering how this dude ended up being your neighbor
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>>67164244
Relatively unknown. His first fight was in April 2008, he was signed by August 2008, but everybody thought that he'd be champ after he beat Bonnar.
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>>67164080
>Luis Henrique

Accurate
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>>67164169
>Nate's fighting Marreta next
Yikes. Hope Nate doesn't end up like Marreta's victims so far.
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>>67164256
His wife is white (from Georgia, I think, definitely white trash) and so is the other mother of the other two kids. I'm guessing they married or had anchor babies for him to stay in the U.S. I live in North Hollywood. I wouldn't say it's the ghetto, but it's not like Compton or South Central.
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>>67164228
Probably not specifically but I'm using the word prepping loosely and in the last fighter & the kid episode I got the impression that the way he's into guns and knives is in a very prepper or sruvivalist-like fashion, he talked about some guy that helps him train shooting moving targets and drilling different scenarios.
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>>67164097
I was wondering wtf you were talking about.
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we posting qts now?
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>>67164121
>getting cucked this hard by a roided up manlet moron

rogan is having narcissistic boner doing this
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>>67164290
How does one earn enough money from being a walmart greeter to sustain a family of that size and not live in third world amerikkka? Or are you actually from the future and you actually live next to ngannou living off his fight money
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>>67164296
He showed that on an embedded or countdown show once. Hes just really into self defense and him and his dad do a bunch of shooting drills with rifles.
Its also just a popular sport in general.
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>>67164300
>>67164310
yankova is way better
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>>67164310
yes
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Can someone post that picture of Frankie Edgar with his sheikh so I can save it as "The Answer"
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>>67164340
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>people here actually think DC won't get "injured" and Conor won't be the one to "save" 200
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>>67164316
Well, it's the Jamaican ngannou and this other tall guy who looks exactly like Jafar from Aladdin, who I call (surprise) Jafar. So it's two guys, Jafar's son, Jamaican ngannou's three kids, white trash wife, her mom from time to time and now also a baby. And they have three cars, 1 for ngannou, 1 for Jafar, and 1 for the she-cuck. They live in a one bedroom apartment. The rent is probably around 1200 for them, so they probably split the rent (the males do, because she doesn't work) and she probably has welfare. I fucking have no clue how they're doing it. My manager is kind of a big mouth so he let it slip that they were behind on their rent, so I don't know. AND Jafar's son goes to a private school. All kinds of shady shit happening there.
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>>67164424
Did the jamacian guy hit on you or why does he say one love or do you look like bob marley?
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DON'T YOU GUYS THINK WE NEED A WOMEN'S LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION? THAT'D BE SPICY... I MEAN LITERALLY SPICEY
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>>67164315
Maybe Rogan just said what only true friend would say. Its not healthy to get knockouts by memeweights.
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>>67164441
I guess that's his way of saying "hello?" Idk. He probably thought it was something cool to say in front of his friends.

>>67164464
Instead, they should focus on getting MM some decent opponents. If not then fuck it, make him fight two 115lbers at a time.
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When will they announce GSP-Lawler?
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>>67164510
When the Reebok deal is over.
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>>67164528
when is the reebok deal over?
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Will there ever be a cleaner heem?
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>>67164548
The tensity while he's falling makes me shiver
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>B-but muh Strikeforce warriors are champions now!!!
Do people not realize that they were severely underdeveloped when they fought in that org? It took years more of progress for them to get here. Stop perpetuating the myth that the UFC isn't miles ahead of their competition. Thx
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>>67164548
Incredible
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>>67164330
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>>67162054
She looks like she doesn't even need a bra.
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>>67164611
Claudia and Joanna are so in love
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>>67164548
Yair will meme someone even better one day.
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>>67164548
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>>67164644
>>67164548
What's a better heem, one where he tenses up or one where he slouches into the ground?
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>tfw completely forgot TUF was on
Was it any good lads?
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>tfw your new boy lost in the first fight

Also why is Joanna so aggro? Telling Claudia to go back to the jungle

SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH UT
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>>67164548
got any dirty heems?
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>>67164680
She can mate, I don't know if you've ever met polish people but they live in a different plane of existence I feel.
They live on alcohol and social benefits and they skin looks like tracksuits and they want to constantly fight.
I wonder how they don't collapse as a country, maybe they are sending all the bad ones away.
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IMMA WHIP THAT ASS JON
YOU MADE ME CRY JON
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>>67164660
Tough question. Watching their knees buckle is satisfying but I think stiffening them up is more impressive.
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Oh my God Holly.
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>>67164677
>tfw heem isn't even watching tuf

How can they save it?
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>>67164698
>They live on alcohol and social benefits

ha
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>>67164677
Yes. Good fight and entertaining dynamics between Joanna and Claudia and Khalil and the female cast.
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>>67164698
Surely the smart ones leave. Maybe they send money home.
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>>67164654
>not posting the hadouken afterwards before he realised he murdered the guy
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>>67164736
Maybe bring in some hall of famers have them be coaches and then put the up and coming talent in the spotlight instead of trying to push sales through big name fights and big events that would be normal events if it wasn't for the show.

A title defense in wmma currently isn't worth a main event and having two athletes carry a card full of underdeveloped literal whos is horrible, have a good season where we see actual progression allow one maybe two losses for growth and keep a pressure on the new talent so that those who break mentally get cut and you'll have good talent with though mentalities.
What made the ufc what it is now is the success of that one fight of two tuf competitiors, I don't know why they wouldn't keep doing it.
Have hall of famers be the coaches/judges and stop trying to have fighters be reality tv actors and show us the actual problems and since the hall of famers and retired fighters don't have to care about their own fights they can push the talent.

It's just the same over and over and over and over again, they need to rework the system and how they do it.
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based
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>Claudia has a deeper voice than you
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>>67164733
Kazachstan??
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>>67164797
Truly the definition of /hightest/.
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>>67164733
christ them hips
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>>67164797
>mfw deep don la fontaine voice. nice try claudia
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>>67164803
>he doesn't know borat is a heem memer
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>>67164736
Go to China
Collect masters of individual arts, like Shaolin masters and Tai Chi masters and stuff like that
Make them cagefight
Watch them sloppy bang and laugh
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>>67164762
this. it's decent television
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>>67164826
(you)'s get me hard
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>>67164833
>>67164762
ta lads will probably watch
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Goddamn that broken english banter in TUF is fucking awkward as fuck. And one hue on here said her english is better then his? Make muh leayuf den
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>>67164857
Joanna told Claudia to go back to the jungle. Like OMG, can you believe her?
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>>67164870
That bit where Joanna was chatting shit to the BR coach and Claudia said he doesn't even speak English was hilarious
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>>67164893
Im not even there yet. Downloaded it. Joanna really comes across as a heartless cold person sometimes. Then sometimes shes cool. Really wonder whos gonna win July 8th
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>>67164886
So rude, can't believe Claudia let her say that
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>>67164903
>>67164886
is south america not a massive profusion of jungle now or what
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Post your walkout song.

https://youtu.be/JIrUqsB-0vw
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>>67164917
I don't know if a majority of Brazilians live in jungles or in actual cities and towns.
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>>67164917
Well to be fair it wouldn't exactly be controversial if you told me to go back to the fields
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>>67164919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YkZ1ZVcoMk
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>>67164919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKv_eZwJh34

r8
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>>67164919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVY_9MpvQmA
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Really rootin for Khaleel though. No cuck shit fuck that but he comes across as a pretty cool dude.
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>>67164952
he got reverse cucked by a one legged man
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>>67164967
Spoooilers. Ah well guess he didnt deserve it then. Im at the fuckin weigh ins right now. Why is the guy doing the weigh ins have a badge like hes a sheriff
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>>67164981
its a fun fight though, Khalil looks good but raw
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Has Conor lost his mojo?
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>>67164986
At the british bit wanting the bbc part. Shes got alot of meat on her face for a 115 lbs chick. I get that she walks around at 130 or something but its kinda rounda-esque
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>you will never have a spicy game of Civ 5 with Hunto and Robert Whitaker
feels bad friendos
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>>67164991
Getting cucked hard by the UFC hurt his image worse than getting choked out.
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>>67165004
>none of my friends like MMA
>none of my friends play anything other than League/FIFA

heem me now
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>>67165017
dota2 is where its at tho senpai
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>>67165017
every one I know is CSGO and MOBA obsessed its the lamest fucking thing
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>>67164932
what if dc told jon to go back to the cottonfields?
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>>67164919
https://youtu.be/qe6hHnHUQVk
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>>67164919
https://youtu.be/uizNcQcpK-8?list=PLNBBQYaOmvl2VfWprgqj_1HcW2hWR4RGr
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>>67165031
leave cs go alone

stop triggering me
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>>67165031
It's called Video Game Addiction, and not enough people take it seriously.
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>>67165031
I still play CS 1.6 no-steam
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>>67165066
most patrician so far, well done m8.
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>>67163703

Reminder to eat 3 small children a day

>MINIMUM
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>>67164919

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh-Nk3aV-yk
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>>67165067
it sucks and so do the people who play it
triggered yet?
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>>67165031
CSGO is incredible makes sense
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>>67165066
>stealing from Wand
>not even using the superior version
https://youtu.be/esMnme69t2M
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>>67165083
pretty triggered I guess
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>>67165066
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>>67165085
>mfw was MGE and then i didnt play for 3 months and now i played again and got rank back and now im nova 3 dafuq.
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>>67165054
THAT'S RACIST HOW VERY DARE YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT YEAR IT IS
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>>67165071
1.6 ruined everything
1.5 was the best
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Fuck that Tatiana chick has a moon chin on her. Looks like she could be sage/colby's long lost mexican half sister.
Also why is the chick in the upcoming fight fighting in a t-shirt?
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>>67165063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YZWfD2S7Rs

phone sex
keeps the drive alive

phone sex
keeps the drive alive
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>>67165112
so perverts like you cant jerk off
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>>67165117
thats a spicy filename my friend, mind if i save it?
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>>67165123
this desu
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>>67164589

>le big face mcgoo
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>>67164589
when she speaks in english she sounds like she's either very drunk or as if her voice is being slowed down
it's kind of cute though
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It was bittersweet seeing Wonderboy eviscerate Johny Hendricks
Sweet- Wonderboy proving the critics wrong
Bitter- Hendricks proving the critics right
I hope we see Johny Hendricks return to peak form against Kelvin Gastelum
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>>67165103
Ranking system reset a few months back, I was LEM now DMG, don't think too much about it m8 it's all just about getting better and better, rank doesn't mean anything
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>>67165163
gastelum will heem him and thompson will heem rory put your money on it
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>>67165177
How much should I put on it?
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>>67164919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc
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>>67165117 Was ment for >>67164919

Here is another one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7WPI4TJImo

It's either this or bloodsport, off the same album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvpRYEbTcW0

>>67165142
hehehehehe
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Any FanZants on? When do you think she will make her UFC return?
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>>67164733
What's the benefit of this kind of pants ?
Wearing simple shorts like normal sportmen would do a better job imo
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>>67165180
Let me tell you something, uneducated foool. Put the house on wonderboy and the car on gastelum
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>>67165197
she will get got again
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>>67163497
>200 presser got 30k views(lmao)
lmao indeed
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>>67165197
Is there a 115 version of Betch Koheya for PVZ to beat up on for 15 minutes?
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>>67165237
197 got like 361k
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>>67165275
>>67165237
30k views on what?
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>>67165259
goanna
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>>67165197
SHES SO MUCH LIKE ME
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Does anyone really consider Alessio Sakara an apocolyptic fighter or is his roman warrior mistique just raising his stock in the eyes of superior opponents and upper level management

i'm not referring to whether you the sherdog poster buys into it offcourse, it's more in terms of his opponents and by upper level management i don't refer to dana, joe silva or even any high level promoters, the sponsorships are what drive these fighters to sweat in those black bags they always wear in the sauna, no chance can dana make someone do that, we as human beings are driven by the desire for wealth, social acceptance, and once we hit our mid 30s our legacy (i'm not quite sure of sakara's age). to me personally the latter would be meaningless as i do not buy into the afterlife aspect so who cares what people think after i'm gone but someone religious like fedor would for sure think otherwise which is why he trains so hard and i can't imaging anyone arguing the success of his labor, although i don't think sakara is anywhere near in the same boat
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>>67165354
>he took the time to write this
goof
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>>67165354
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>>67165367
>being this slow at typing still
lmao
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>>67165354
>i do not buy into the afterlife aspect
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Thoughts on this fighter?
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>>67164919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3YXhkuKNjI
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>>67165397
>caring even a little bit about WMMA
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>>67165376
wut makes you think I eyeball this thread for updates
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>>67165397
>caring even a little bit about WMMA
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what went wrong?
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>>67165397
First though is "wew".
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>>67165429
Got a title shot 3 fights too soon.
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>>67165429
He actually thought he could fight the clinch of MM, who the fuck does he think he is so disrespectful.
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>>67165429
pooped his pants

>>67165437
skank vs a guy pretending to be a girl
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>>67165429
he incurred the wrath of Manletto the goblin king. He probably beats everyone else except Dodson
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>>67165397

I love her. I learn english because of her.
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>>67165429
Needs to train core with Cerrone
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Don't worry fellas, Ireland's biggest superstar is still fighting during international fight week

Duffy is still my boy.
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>>67165459
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>>67165459
As an Irish-Americna I'm happy about this.
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Conor doesn't even need the ufc he could make his own promotion and make more money than the whole ufc put together it's just a fuckong press conference let them fight this is just Dana afraid of Conor getting more power its just a p re ess conference no one even watches them Jesus Christ who the fxuk even cares fuck off
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Whenever I see a block of text starting with "Conor...." I literally don't go past the first sentence. The meme is over.
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>>67165509
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>>67165509
I still read it but I wonder if people are actually being serious or it's someone with nothing to do getting an irish proxy to shitpost, it's so stupid anyone with any idea about the situation would not say something stupid like that but maybe they don't know shit about the situation and just write down what they think.
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>>67165429
bad tacos
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>>67165539
>I wonder if people are actually being serious or it's someone with nothing to do getting an irish proxy to shitpost,

Me too. Then I realized whether they are being serious or not, they aren't worth any time so I've just started skipping the posts completely.
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>>67165470
One does not simply choke this irish fella out.
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>>67165459
>>67165470
How do I achieve Irish Joe Duffy Neck Mode?
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>>67165123
ez (you)'s. GJ at being narrow minded though. Call me a nerd but im the one that heemed a nig in a 2 v 1 ya homo. For the nig that had his ego and life destroyed yesterday it was one of his worst moments of his life. To me it was just another wednesday
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Hi 'True fans'... I am one of those 'Conor McGregor nutsack tuggers' and only here because of him. You can support Dana White's stance on this with your (You)'s and so on, but us 'part time' fans will soon push off. You'll be pleased about that... For a while.

You see, those kick ass 3-5000 seater weigh-ins will go. The size of the shows will soon go back to normal size and new refreshing things like the singers at the walk-ins will never be tested again. The electric buzz of cards like UFC 189 will go back to the dross that was 197 and the mainstream media will stop talking about 'your' sport. That might be a good thing for you as the money will dry up... No money attracts little in the way of new talent so you won't need to worry about any more annoying 'loudmouths'.

You'll be able to get news of your sport by going to the original (old school) 2 or 3 sites that will be left, instead of having every channel on the planet talking about it, and you'll be able to choose your seats again at half full arenas. With little press interest you'll be able to enjoy having to explain once again what MMA is, and have fun trying to once again break down the misconceptions of the general public.

And while you won't have that annoying McGillicutty ruining the press conferences with that awful excitement he brings, you can instead enjoy the quiet 'discussions' of old. People like Diaz can go back to mainstream obscurity without fear of being asked to go on camera, and the lack of decent purse will decrease the motivation in fighters - so they'll all get plenty of rest.

Overall, if you want to revert what has become the fastest growing global sport, back to a much smaller cult fighting style, then hitting '(You)' or the smiley face for posts saying 'McGregor is off the 200 card' is the way forward.

Enjoy the silence and obscurity you awesome die hards... You deserve it.
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>>67165448
you went full out, didn't you?
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