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Simpsons was good past season 9
M's
>>67134731
Someone give me a smuk frok with a hat on.
>>67134731
>no subject
>no links
>no schedule or scores
>no memes
>>67134731
Literally who is that in the OP?
>>67134778
>no memes
Sox are single handedly killing memes, like the Blue Jays.
>>67134790
George Bush
>>67134793
good
Take your memes to reddit you queer liberals
>>67134807
Your posts contains 3 memes
12th for Bandwagon Nationals
>>67134807
>reddit bashing
>gay bashing
>liberal bashing
get a load of this memer
Blue Jays suck.
Who should I bandwagon next?
Mets
lastros meminers
>>67134853
>>67134853
>>67134862
Dubs and you're now a White Sox fan.
>tfw doing better than expected
>>67134778
>no bullpen
Cardinals
>literally nobody cares about the game right now
Why was Obama one of the worst presidents in US history?
>>67134883
Same. Phillies are playing hard.
Attention if your teams bullpen has a positive WPA and clutch rating you are not allowed to EVER complain about it
Man, baseball is fucking rigged. Why should the Phillies start the top of the 9th with one out already?
>>67134929
>.02 and 1.58
FUCK
>>67134731
Of course, during his last year of reign...Obongo put all his meme magic on the who's
>>67134931
I'm so fucking annoyed right now. Odubel leads off the 9th, but there's already one out
>>67134929
>White Sox #2
>>67134731
Get obongo out of our thread
>>67134929
>#19 in WPA
>#2 in Clutch
wat
![Ouran20High20School20Host20Club2-24[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WLhjmTY.jpg "Ouran20High20School20Host20Club2-24[1].jpg")
>>67134986
forgot pic
>first pitch thrown in the inning
>Two outs
FUCK
>>67134944
Amazing, considering they gave like 80-something runs in that Reds series.
I wonder if Gomez becomes an elite closer, can we pawn him off for half of some team's farm system?
>>67135009
I'm watching Neris more desu. His splitter is very Contreras like
>Nashitnals fans right now
>>67134929
>rags
>>67135023
>Nashitnals
>fans
kek
Muted the Nats game to listen to Donald's victory speech.
>>67135050
I rooted for them when they had Jordan Zimmerman and Gio.
But now they're gone
>>67135053
I don't get how anyone can stand looking at that oompa loompa tbhfam.
DODGERS MARLINS
>>67135052
DODGERS MARLINS
>>67135052
DODGERS MARLINS
>>67135052
DODGERS MARLINS
>>67135052
>>67135023
That's me as a Phillies fan right now.
Pls dont blow this Phillies
SAVE_US.JENMAR
>>67135053
>>67135063
Only alphas will understand.
Being a Rockies fan is so hard. There is so much young talent, both on the pitching and hitting side, and yet they keep finding new and exciting ways to lose. Brutal.
>>67134884
I think not having a bullpen would produce better results at this juncture anon. It should be a cardinal sin to call that a bullpen.
>>67135100
>alphas
Nice buzzword senpai-a-lam.
>Mike Moustakas now leads the league in solo home runs 2 mins ago @gehrig38
Wow did you guys see this?
https://twitter.com/tgpschmenk/status/725147240289935361?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
>Since the start of 2015, middle infielders who have hit better than Andres Blanco's 133 wRC+ (250+ PA): 1)
>Joe Panik (136)
That's it.
>>67135137
Spotted the numale.
>his team doesn't have the best young pitcher in baseball
>>67134884
rekt
>>67135158
I don't even know what that is lol
>>67135169
The Mets have RA Dickey?
>>67135178
Confirmed for nu-male
>>67134929
>RAGS ELITE BULLPEN
>RAG FANS WERE BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR BULLPEN TWO WEEKS AGO
Just walk Harper. don't even bother with him
>>67135193
Again, you're gonna have to fill me in on this meme. Some new /pol/ shit?
Walk Harper please.
Just strike out Harper
No one likes you
>>67135210
>Some new /pol/ shit?
yes
>>67135194
A rags fan actually made me list the teams that had better bullpens to prove that they weren't the best in the league.
harpers going to walk it off isnt he
>>67134929
I actually feel better knowing the rags are shit as well.
>>67135220
I love Harper and his passion.
Fuck hating ass fa66ots like you
>>67135234
Yeah, walk off the field a loser.
Fuck year Marte.
>>67134929
>this Colabello interview
>Colabello crying
>this team so far this season
Fucking kill me!
>>67135277
>sportsnet setting up this shit to damage control some shit roidfag
>wont give lowe or any decent relievers the money they deserve
i fucking hate being a fan of this team fuck rogers
YES!
PHILLIES
>Royce
>Bruce Hyper
>/mlb/ hates Harper, Kershaw, Trout, Donaldson
Ummmmmmmmmmmm.......???????
There should be a day where everyone on this board just has their named changed to "Hating-ass Simp".
>Finally got Harper out, and the win
Thank god.
I swear, watching sports is going to give me a heart attack one of these days.
>still can't find a team I like and am willing to support
fuck
>JENMAR
the amount of people that just made fun of harper is proof of the immature nature meme nature of this general
none of you know how hard harper works to be the best player in baseball and you would be lucky to have the integrity, grit, talent, good looks, and intelligence of bryce. Keep talking shit while he improves year after year and writes his name in the history books while you losers shitpost on a chinese cartoon forum
>>67135169
Give him back!
>>67135340
Come to the Mariners.
meh, Harper can't save this shit team every night. Good game Phils.
>Bitch Harper
>>67135351
but i love him
>>67135340
Where are you from and where do you live?
anybody have a white sox smuk frok?
hook me up
>>67135277
Whatever it's his fucking fault for being naive and putting shit into his body. Even if he didn't know what he took(which I don't believe) he's still responsible for what he puts into his body. The drug he tested positive for is apparently very rare and only found on the black market which means its not a common drug.
I feel bad for the guy but at the same time what do you expect?
>>67135331
>>67135349
Some mad Harper fans here
>>67135351
>jays fans consistently riding AA's jock
>he gave up Syndergaard for Dickey
>>67135406
This trade is automatically vetoed when he acquired Donaldson for spare parts.
should the shift be banned?
>>67135427
No, why?
>>67135427
if you can't beat a shift you are a shitty hitter
>>67135393
who?
>>67135406
>drafted pillar
>drafted osuna
>drafted stroman
>drafted sanchize
>traded for donaldson
>signed joey and edwin to highway robbery contracts
we really do have the worst fans to be honest
>>67135427
Learn2bunt
>>67135406
thor and d'arnaud for dickey and >josh thole
>>67135427
I'm cool with that as long as the DH is banned.
>>67135427
Fuck no
>>67135449
thole has been hitting better than martin and darnot
>>67135441
>>67135432
These, fuck Girardi for suggesting that. His hitters are shitty stubborn old men that can only attempt to hit a HR with every swing to right field.
>>67135444
Osuna wasn't drafted retard.
>yfw Dickey will play more innings in Toronto than Syndershiit will play in NYM after his shoulder explodes
LOL based Cutch with his 3rd HR tonight
Most likable player tbqh
>>67135340
Royals!
Gamethreads are always a fun time.
I suggest following the best player in the American League, Mike Moustakas
>>67135481
bought from some spic team whatever, point is AA was goat at finding talent while shapoopro is shit and the only reason the indians got their shit together is once he was moved up into executive positions and away from actual GM duties
>>67135477
fun fact: josh thole is the only mets catcher to ever catch a no-hitter
>>67135427
>he cant hit to the opposite field
>American League
>Currently no real Americans
>>67135487
HAHA MEMES XD
>>67135477
Passed ball L, tho
15-6.....
>>67135427
Remember that time Anthony rizzo hit 2 base hit bunts cuz they were dumb enough to shift him twice?
>>67135487
noah is too big and juicy to get an injury like that hes a big guy(for me and everyone)
>>67135537
I see you replied to the wrong post
>>67135541
>catching a bullpen that LITERALLY CANT THROW STRIKES
How are the Marlins still as bad as they are THIS MANY YEARS into their rebuild??
>>67135561
Nope it was the correct post
>Colorado pitching
>>67135556
U U U U
>>67135556
>implying size beats physics
>>67135582
Oh, you're the one memeing. Sorry I mistook that for you accusing me of it.
FIRST PLACE FEELS SO DAMN GOOD
>>67135591
Fuck his height...dem shoulders are wide af famalam.
>>67135593
>Guy throws hard so he'll have career ending arm injury meme
nope, you are. Do not reply to my post scumbag.
>>67135617
>Guy throws so hard
He could throw 80 and he'd only be slightly less risky
>>67135608
still? al west is down this year?
>>67135608
hope you enjoy it for the next 2 hours
>>67134767
Yeah but only a few after that
TJS, followed by blowing his shoulder out. Seen it too many times
>>67135636
i don't rate the m's chances tonight
>phillies predicted to break 100 losses
>sitting at .500
Is Velasquez elite?
It'll be a fun 3 years at most, but after that he'll be a dime a dozen flamethrowing closer, or worse
>it's a "i'm jealous of your norse god so i'm going to pretend that i'm an arm doctor" episode
yawn
>>67135589
They're going to have to outright intentionally walk him his last two at-bats, or he's going to hit #'s 4 and 5.
>tfw the Sox could have a chance to be good and nonbandwagonable
Baseball gods please.
>>67135698
You got schooled in this discussion last year with Harvey. Enjoy being wrong then, being wrong now, and being wrong in the future. If it helps, you're as delusional as Bernie Sanders supporters
>he rates volquez
>>67135698
>that smile
It made me happy
>Braves have gone 15 straight games without a HR. That's MLB's longest drought in 25 years.
>>67135727
here's a (Yawn) for you little guy
>>67135745
cutest battery in the league
>Shelby Miller again has his fastball velocity all over the place and shitty mechanics
Mike Butcher strikes again.
>>67135698
This post makes me cringe.
>>67135776
he looks handsome then ugly as fuck from certain angles
>>67135785
Nah, history won't repeat itself because it's HIS favorite players. they're immune to injuries
>>67135698
>'''''''god''''''''
Maybe he's the quad-head God.
>>67135785
hey, thanks for sharing
>>67135808
while i like the long hair, i think it's getting a bit ridiculous at this point
plus it's kind of already degrom's thing
>>67135727
I'm all for laughing at mestfags but
>If it helps, you're as delusional as Bernie Sanders supporters
Stop hatin on Bernie, he's hella based, it's not his fault he's too old to be president.
>>67135487
you are so mad right now
>>67135846
I didn't say anything about him or his views. The delusion lies in thinking he stands a chance
>>67135849
>My team won
>Best rotation in baseball
>Best record in baseball
I'm pretty fine desu
So we have agreed that the weaboo mest fan is the most uneducated and homer poster on the 4chan right?
>>67135877
kek your obsession is still a thing? idk why you like that guy's post so much though
>>67135893
>denying ownership of a post (you) made
>>67135808
Scandi genetics tend to do that. Don't know why. I guess the hair too, like >>67135840 mentioned
>yfw if the Yankees win tomorrow they'll be 9-11
>>67135893
If you dare post a cap of one of pissboi's posts now he'll get you banned, but if he does it it's fine. What a twat.
>>67135755
>team slugging percentage is 0.283
has a team ever slugged under .300 for a season?
TWINS WITH BACK TO BACK WALKOFFS AGAINST DIVISION RIVAL
ARE >WE BACK?
>>67135910
except i didn't? there are posts from me on that same day, i don't use that image, and i don't type like that
but yeah, if daddy "the dodgers will win the NLDS" greinke says it, it must be tr00 right?
>>67135938
>banned
is he a janny? that would explain a lot
>>67135962
Jepsen is garbage
>>67135962
>against the Indians the projected AL Central leaders
Feels good man. That 0-9 start was a fluke. AL Central better watch out.
>>67135933
>Crap Crap Shitbathia is pitching tomorrow
Not happening
>>67135942
Honest question: Who even is the best player on that team? Pitcher or position player, doesn't matter. I can't think of a single player on the barves and think "yeah, i'd kill to have THAT guy on my team."
>>67136003
freddie freeman i guess
I may not live in New York and the Reds may not be good but at least I'll always be white and not a Jewberg or guinea woppola like 90% of Mets fans
>>67135869
Typically when candidates who appeal to high schoolers and pillheads without drivers licenses run for office they dont have a very good voter turnout. Also when you appeal to poor people you dont make very much money for your campaign either.
Bernie is an old retard. I hate him because he couldve saved us from this crazy bitch Hillary but now the fate of our country lies in the hands of Donald Trump
>>67135997
>against the >rags
>>67136003
Markakis is having a good season, but thats about it
>>67136022
Thank god
>>67134929
I refuse to believe the Angels are top 10
>>67136020
The Mets are the Tottenham hotspur of MLB.
>>67136022
>crooked politician who at least pretends to have good intentions vs. ugly-ass washed-up reality star oompa loompa who's turned "america" from a country into a buzzword
yeah i'll stick with voting for the candidate that won't make the country look like a literal joke to the rest of the world.
>>67136022
Lol! Get cucked America!
>>67136098
>Look like a joke
>Crumble into history
I'll take looking like a joke
>>67136130
We're all gonna crumble into history anyway, anon. Might as well do it in a less embarrassing fashion.
>>67134929
>white Sox #2
To think 2 years ago Belisario and crew almost made me want to jump into the Chicago river. Thank you based Hahn. Hope this keeps up past April.
>>67136085
the mets have actually won things though
>>67136141
>>67136141
I'd like to crumble into history in about 70 years when I've lived to be 90, rather than in 2019 when we're enslaved by conquerors
YOU CAN ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM HAS 15 WINS
NOT SO FAST EVERYONE THATS NOT BASED CHICAGO
>>67136168
10 Wins, reporting in
>>67136168
Go away. Stop this shit.
>>67136152
Which is exactly what happens under a fascist like Trump.
I mean, who's gonna conquer us? Isis? They haven't done shit. Literally the San Diego Padres of terrorism.
We had such high hopes two days ago. Everything has come crashing down since. Back to mediocrity
mets with the meme magic
>>67136199
Under Hilary, there wouldn't be a soul that couldn't be stopped from invading and destroying America
>>67136199
trump will do nothing but cozy up with his economic cronies, like any other president literally ever
he will probably do it more than anyone
>>67136215
>there are people that unironically, truly believe things like this
we're fucked lads
>>67136215
You mean like how i invaded and destroyed your mom's pussy?
>>67136230
THere are people who DON'T think Trump is the literal best case scenario for president since the 1996 Election
>>67134929
dat broors clutch rating doe
THIS ISNT /pol/ LEAVE REEEE
>>67136168
>>67136168
We all know this is the White Sox's year.
>>67135962
Bullpen still sucks, but sky's the limit once Sano and Park start destroying the ball with runners on base
WHO /BEST RECORD/ HERE?
WHO /BEST RUN DIFFERENTIAL/ HERE?
WHO /HASN'T LOST BACK TO BACK GAMES/ HERE?
WHO /LARGEST DIVISION LEAD/ HERE?
>mfw no one can reply to this with anything other than "muh curse"
>>67136297
It makes me so happy to see cubs fans this excited, knowing they'll inevitably choke and backtrack to how they're so promising and next year will be their year
holy shit corey seager is hot as fuck
Are you even trying AL west?
>>67136297
Phillies are none of those things, but I'm still responding to you without saying the words you quoted.
>>67135755
Reminder that the Braves AS A TEAM have only 3 total home runs.
94 separate players have as many home runs as the Braves
They are on pace to hit 24 total home runs on the year.
>>67136297
who /worst beatdown in the history of the nlcs/ here
>>67136297
It's April
>>67136359
He's like Miley Cyrus' hot younger brother.
>>67136381
Lmao
>>67136381
andrew mccutchen hit as many home runs today as the braves have hit all year
>>67136381
why is this a surprise, the FO doesnt give a single fuck untill they get into the new stadium, they could literally only win 56 games and they wont care
>>67136098
Hillary is more corrupt and war mongering than donald. She is basically like a female george bush. And worse she wants to open the borders and make her entire cabinet women.
Just look at places in Europe that have leftist feminized governments and how well they are doing. Their citizens are getting nail bombed by muslims they let in with open arms, their economies are in the shitter and these women leaders have the audacity to (literally) cry and apologize to muslims on tv for not being more tolerant.
This is absolute cuckholdery. Its embarassing desu. More embarassing than having a real estate mogul running your country. It sucks to say but Trump is the answer for America right now. Hillary needs to fucking die
The Cubs and the Sox both Chicago teams have the 1st and 2nd best records in baseball and lead their respective leagues
The funny thing is the difference between their fans.
The Cubs fans are all WORLD SERIES. WORLD SERIES. POSTSEASON LOCK. BEST RECORD GET FUCKED REAT OF MLB
The Sox fans are all, wow we actually have the best record in the AL? Maybe there's a chance? Or we'll just crash and burn again? It's only April, nothing is real.
What's up with that?
I'll just leave this here
>>67134730
>>67134701
>>67136435
cubs fans are whats up
>>67136435
Whos fans know the truth. Cusb fans are blinded by delusion.
>>67136435
cubs fans are like "WORLD SERIES WORLD SERIES" every year
>>67136435
cubs fans are delusional losers, white sox fans have been beaten down by adversity over the years
ironically enough the whos have had much more success more recently than the cubs
>>67136435
Casual shit-of-the-earth vs people who started watching baseball before 2015
>>67136427
>And worse she wants to open the borders and make her entire cabinet women.
Half, not all. And nothing wrong with open borders. If those "rapists and murderers" as Trump calls them can play an important role in keeping that meme out of office, then they deserve our jobs, women and money.
>>67136444
those 2 apehoop fans are clearly indicative of all canadian posters on this mongolian sports forum
good work
>>67136444
i-it doesn't matter how the jays are doing until bandwagon season starts!
>>67136435
The Cubs and the who?
>>67136427
America is a fucking joke who cares.
>>>/pol/
>>67136297
Dude, it's not even May yet...
One of you stat nerds needs to make a stat that has different values for walking a Bryce Harper/Mike Trout and a Peter Bourjos/Pitcher.
>>67136455
This.
>/pol/ in my /mlb/
Fuck off, autists. No one likes you.
>>67136435
last year LITERALLY
>SOME SHIT NERD MOVIE FROM THE 80S SAID WE'RE GONNA WIN IT ALL THIS YEAR TEAM OF DESTINY AMERICA'S TEAM EVERYBODY LOVE US AND FORGET ABOUT THOSE DEATH THREATS WE SEND OTHER FANS WOW SURE FEEL BAD FOR THAT AL TEAM FROM MIAMI WE'RE GONNA SWEEP
>>67136435
Cubs had expectations coming into the season, Sox didn't
Are cubs fans the reason the blackhawks have the worst fan base in hockey?
>>67136505
Agreed x100. Trump-posting needs to be treated like MLP.
>>67136506
>tfw we swept them off the face of the earth
>>67136435
You pose a good point but then again the whos fans spam anime
So Cubs fans tbqh
>>67136524
>all United Center traffic comes from northern and western suburbs
Yes.
>>67136475
>nothing wrong with forced diversity for the sake of it
>nothing wrong with open borders with a country that is partially controlled by drug cartels
>nothing wrong with illegals cause ???
i hope you're trolling im not even that guy
>>67136533
I'm a white sox fan and I'm not sure whats up with the anime posting.
>>67136497
what do you mean, how often they get intentionally walked or the value of walking them
>>67136545
Its just RBO and some other anon. Doesn't bother me much tbhwy
>>67136530
not just a sweep, a historic beatdown. i literally dont even know how cubs fans can talk shit.
>>67136505
>white """""people"""""
That asian guy gets a pass though. It's not his fault he likes anime, he was born that way.
why is everyone so mad the Cubs are doing good? Isn't it at least a little enjoyable seeing a team turn around as effectively as they have?
>>67136545
Rbo is basically our ringleader, and he promotes the anime posting hard.
>>67136530
Why do you keep trying to flount around some superiority over NL teams when your team was absolutely fucking blown out by the premier meme team of the AL?
I cringe everytime you make a post.
>>67136567
Cubs fans still blame all 4 losses on ball and strike calls.
>>67136547
The NFL has a stat like DVOA, which has variables. So a 4 yard run against a defense that normally only allows 2 yards per run is valued better than a 4 yard run against a team that normally allows 5 yards per run.
The theory in baseball would be that this stat would have a much less negative(if not positive) impact on a walk to a Harper versus a Bourjos
>>67136545
During the years of mass suckitude, anime was a mega coping mechanism for watching sox games and being a fan of the team. This being an anime imageboard, this coping mechanism took off and basically became a tradition.
>>67136524
Blackhawks don't even have the worst fanbase in hockey.
>>67136539
>>nothing wrong with forced diversity for the sake of it
When it's forced then yeah it's not necessary but i see literally no reason to get upset over it.
>nothing wrong with open borders with a country that is partially controlled by drug cartels
what do you care, they're not gonna start a war with america or anything. feeling threatened by mexico is like feeling threatened by a toaster.
>nothing wrong with illegals cause ???
land of the free. own up to it.
>>67136570
>enjoyable in any way to reward the most casual and savage mongoloid fanbase outside LA
>>67136586
perhaps because mets are reigning NL champions
>>67136570
Sounds like socialism to me. Scum.
>lastros
>>67136563
muh regular season w-l
>>67136586
>lol u lost to the best team in baseball
>lol u made da eries
>lol haha cringe
kek
>>67136586
You have to remember that most fans of that 86 team have been yankee fans since the 90s. Which makes the history of most modern mets fans look like this
>Lose WS to Yankees(Those that didn't outright jump here are rare)
>Suck for some years
>Lose to Cardinals in NLCS
>Historic Collapse against Phillies
>Another Collapse against Phillies
>Suck for some years
>Lose World Series to Royals in a Cinderella run
>>67135648
how do you rate them now buddy?
>>67136603
>they don't have the worst fan base
As soon as they got good, casual shitters made talking about hockey straight up cringeworthy
>kershaw
kek
Based Ms
Get fucked AL West
>>67136627
*cringe*
>>67136646
kongs are worse because stinky smelly beaners
ruins are worse because lolboston
