deepest lore edition
Schedule Tue. Apr. 26
All games on TNT and in EST.
Pacers vs. Raptors
88-75
Boston vs. Atlanta 8:30PM
I am da real Kawhi
Why are asians historically the worst posters on /sp/?
>mfw this is without a doubt one of the worst days of /nba/
>>67131949
niggers
FIRST FOR MAPLEBRO SHAME THREAD
>>67131981
kkk
That's racist
Mods ban him
>>67132008
Why?
>>67131949
nth kawhis hands DINDU NUFFIN RONG
>>67132022
Check the old thread.
Shit is insane. I don't want to say it myself because I'm pretty sure my comment will get deleted.
>>67132021
but it has 4u on it
>>67132048
I ain't checkin nigga speak up
>PATTRICK PATTERSON IS OUR SAVIOR
>Worst +,- on the team at -20
lmao
>>67132083
to be fair, PF was their #1 priority before the trade deadline
2016-2017 Los Angeles Lakers Roster, Brought to you By Bully Ball Productions:
Head Coach: Ettore Messina
Analytics:Sam Hinkie
Russell/Huertas/Lou
Derozan/Clarkson/Swaggy
Durant/Ingram/Nance Jr
Griffin/Randle/
Whiteside/Sanders
BOS @ ATL GAME THREAD
>>67132059
>>67132059
>>67132059
>>67132059
>>67132114
KYS
do you guys think the pacers will blow this game?
Welp Pacers look like they'll wrap this up in 6
>>67132114
>Swaggy
how bout no'
jumpball approaching at Atlanta
nail biting intensifies
>>67132141
Are we rivaling /cric/ yet for best general?
Au/sp/ we're cummin 4 u
WHY IS PAUL GEORGE NOT ON THE COURT
THE PACERS GONNA BLOW IT
>>67132164
who would take swaggy in a trade? 76ers? Knicks? we would have to sell him for peanuts.
>>67132060
Mods being a bitch and deleting sports related posts
People spamming shit
Kawhis hands went apeshit
Possible not him due to two tripcodes
More lore shit that is confusing
I honestly have no clue was is happening
>>67131981
oooooo
>>67132212
he needs 3m of rest
da raptors suck man
>>67132241
>we would have to sell him for peanuts.
salted or unsalted?
fixing this semen slurping sport:
>30 teams
>get rid of conferences and divisions--no one cares
>each team plays every team 2 times in a season
>3 points for a win
>1 for a draw
>0 for a loss
>no overtime for regular season games
>6 team playoff
>5 game first round
>7 game champions hip series
>top 2 teams in the league table ranking get a first round bye
>playoff seeding determined by points(league table ranking) at end of 58 game regular season
>in case of a tie(league table ranking) , POINT DIFFERENTIAL[(total points scored during regular season) - (total points allowed during regular season)] for the entire season breaks the tie
Point differential would make every possession--every play--throughout the entire season count.
With a 6 team playoff you can expect to have 12-13 teams realistically vying for a playoff spot so around half the league will always be incentivized to play hard and win.
Since relegation isn't possible and there are no other competitions(Champions League for example) to qualify for, the other half of the league could be incentivized to win with a combination of determining a teams percentage of revenue shares + determining draft picks
you're welcome, I just saved your dying sport
>>67132247
>Mods being a bitch and deleting sports related posts
all that got deleted was fedoraposting, animal abuse, and complaints about deleting fedoraposting and animal abuse
>>67132241
on the bright side, a 5mill contract will also be peanuts with the salary cap rise.
>>67132325
There is absolutely nothing wrong with fedoraposting about sport topics.
>>67132318
salted, salt provided by celtics fans.
>>67132339
sup celtikuck, swaggy p and a 2nd rounder for terry rozier. deal?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
NUCLEAR POWELL
>sit paul george for half a quarter
>lose lead
indiana deserves the l
>>67132325
fedoraposting is cool fampai
>>67132398
DEEP LORE
Raptors are gonna win, the momentum is all in their favor.
Sports post, deleted.
>>67131808
>someone used my smug lakers pepe
>>67132398
what was this?
T
W
O
POINTS SCORED WITH 4 MINUTES LEFT IN A QUARTER
>>67132488
>>67132553
Spooky shit
this is a historically bad quarter for the pacers
>21-2
IT'S HAPPENING
>The Kings are paying for fans to get tattoos of their new logo at local tattoo shops. First come, first serve. Interesting.
Can we tell both of those teams to get the fuck out of the play offs and let in one more of Miami/Charlotte/Atlanta/Boston into the 2nd roun?
>Pacers are blowing the game
On Wednesday, a select number of fans will receive free Kings tattoos at five different tattoo shops in the Sacramento area.
Participating locations:
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Honeymoon Tattoo—opens at 12pm—119 Fair Oaks Blvd, Fair Oaks
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The team is encouraging fans who receive tattoos to share photos of the completed works on social media using the hashtag #NewEraOfProud.
>Vogel literally lost the pacers the lead by running his shitty bench line up for to long in the 4th
>>67132696
that's awful
Oh wow, i left 10 minutes, and suddenly the raptors are winning?
>>67132810
Pacers are having a Clipper like choke job
>>67132810
22-2 4th quarter before vogel put paul george back in
>Lakerholicz.com @Lakerholicz 27s27 seconds ago
>Luke Walton To Have Brian Shaw On Staff If He Lands Lakers Coaching Job?
im okay with this
>>67132865
It literally took the biggest collapse from a coach I've seen to give this game to the Raptors.
This shit unwatchable mang
Fucking pacers had to choke
I think this game cost Vogel his job desu
>>67132959
What coach are they gonna get? All the decent coaches are getting picked off already.
I'm not too into buying basketball shoes, I still ball in my old McGrady's but I'm seriously considering copping these
>>67133002
David Blatt
>>67133067
That is suggesting Knicks, or Lakers don't pick him up
>>67133002
Me. I promise not to sit their entire offense for 6 minutes of a crucial 4th quarter
Ettore Messina better not go to the Lakers. They are hot trash and with the Buss family still running things, it'll just get worse.
>>67133086
I love my 7KT/RBL bros, but they are fire sales, no one is going there
Lakers end up with DFish, Knicks with Byron Scott
>>67133086
lakers will either get >>67132898
or Ettore Mesinna, Blatt wont come to L.A, trust me, my dad works for mitch kuptchak
Its fucking tied. Both these teams are trash
>it's a raptors choking episode
Hold on Canada, here we go
craptors blew their chance
they came back with paul george on the bench and then blew their lead
>THAT SLOW FUCKING SHOOTING MOTION
lmao what an awful series
raptors don't deserve to continue
AYO SENPAI HOW YOU WANT YOUR 17 POINT LEAD??
>>67133165
>>67133176
>>67133195
WHERE ARE YOU NOW?????????????/
WHERE
ARE
YOU
NOW?????????????????????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67133008
agreed
OH HEY /NBA/
WHERE YOU AT?
that was a really quick review 2bh
>>67133295
>almost blew it
>needed the faggots in sacocksus, new jersey to save your ass
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>67133295
i'm still here, i dont watch games i only look at box scores
the box score deceived me...damn
is Monta Ellis mentally retarded?
>>67133310
Even the Thunder game with Adams' tip-in took longer.
>>67133242
JUST
FUCK YOU RAPTORS
>>67133242
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
imagine being a pacers fan right now lol
>>67133299
fugggggggg that colorway is sick
>Raptors setting up the fans for losing in Game 7
YOU GUYS KNOW IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHhHH
>Raptors win again
>/nba/ goes dead silent AGAIN
KEK YOU GUYS ARE NEVER RIGHT
POWELL DUNK WEBM WHERE??????
RBL WE OUT CHIIIIIIIIIIAAAAA
New kings logo is pretty sweet desu
>>67133368
Kobe definitely has the best basketball shoes by far
To this day this is the best basketball shoe I've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjk8oR8dPRU
Celtics @ Hawks stream for whoever needs it.
giving some shitposting power for the raps, hope you guys get out of the first round
>>67133393
Moment of silence for Frank Vogel's job, please
My two upsets I want to happen:
>Toronto wins the East
>Houston comes back to upset GS
Which one is more likely to happen?
>>67133368
yeah apparently the shoes themselves have a lot of traction so you'll need to play them on a clean court or you'll be wiping them a lot because they'll turn into a dust mop
>>67133447
Houston coming back
>>67133414
thats not KD
>>67133422
/nba/ shitposting the raptors caused this. /nba/ is literally never right
>>67133299
kobe's had the best low tops for like the past 5 years
not too hot on that high top shit he has though
>>67133401
way better than their fucking hockey-ish logo.
I legit thought they were a hockey team up until last season when i actually got into basketbole
>>67133489
he should wear some pink beats by dre with those
>>67133494
>/nba/ is literally never right
this is such a weird meme because you are technically /nba/ too. how can we both be wrong? are the Pacers and Raptors both going to die in a plane crash so neither team wins?
>>67133489
>tfw no qt thicc gf who hoops in KDs Aunt Pearls
>>67133489
holy fuqqqqq you better be a baller if you're gonna wear roses on your kicks tho
>/nba/ bandwagoning cavs up 2-1
>/nba/ bandwagoning the hawks up 2-0
>/nba/ bandwagoning the heat up 2-0
>/nba bandwagoning the pacers up 1-0 and tied 2-2
Literally NEVER right
ahahahhahaha
reminder
>>67133489
You get them sneaks at lady footlocker?
>de
>THAWED
>>67133550
>/nba/ bandwagoning the heat up 2-0
your memes have gone too far canada. the Hornets are /nba/'s team
>>67133599
no, the blazers are /nba/s team, hence why i didnt mention /nba/ bandwagoning clippers up 2-0
>>67133599
/nba/ were bandwagoning the heat cause they thought they could beat the cavs
What drama happened in the previous thread
>>67133539
/nba/'s narrative is that the raptors never get past the first round and have never won a 7 game series. This is basic lore m8
>>67133395
name one meme player from the atlanta hawks
you cannot
literally the most non meme boring team in da league
>>67133539
gg
what would be the ultimate meme team?
>>67133645
This dunk got us the win.
Fucking based
>>67133646
>kyle korver
>not meme
hahahahaha
Hello everyone
>>67133646
Millsap
Teague
Schroeder
All on my fantasy basketball team
>>67133646
The one with the emoji tattoos
>>67133645
IM NUCLEAR
IM WILD
>>67133645
based asf
thank you jewlandia
>>67133669
>steph
>klay
>korver
>kawaii
>drummond just for shits
>The Lakers are reportedly looking for a free agent recruiter to be the next head coach.
with each passing day, the more the fear spreads across /nba/...
>>67133681
hey
>>67133645
Fuckin lold pacers are toast
>>67133716
The Buss family is still there
>>67133716
Certainly the most cucked team in the league
>>67133645
That fucking hang time
That fucking lean
>>67133738
>>67133754
oh and fyi, bully ball anon here, the Lakers are protected from being cursed because look who just followed me on twitter...I CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR FROM HERE..SNIFFFF! disgusting.
>cant be cursed
>larry nance cant be on shawtn a fool
UNTOUCHABLE SENPAITACHI
>>67133716
I bet Thibs could attract some FAs
>>67133645
Can you make the Drake clapping in stuckey's after a turnover webm too pls? happens around 4 mins into the 4th
>>67133646
american announcers pronouncing german surnames
YOU JUST KNOW
>>67133812
Someone already made it.
Oh great Drake is pissing off Paul George
>>67133908
>3-2
>>67133681
Emory do you still have a job?
>>67133716
Coach Kobr?
>>67133922
>advanced statistics when pacers lose 2-4
>>67133863
what level pussy do you think Brad stevens is taking home/could be taking home if he was single?
>handsome
>high IQ
>highly paid and successful at his job
>older and more mature, but still not too old yet
I say he's the type of dude who could easily go to a club and leave with the hottest girl 9 times out of 10
>>67133970
>Coachbe Bryant
>emory disappears
>kawhi hands disappears
>Emorys Facebook comes back up
>kawhi hands returns
>>67133873
>>67133908
GOAT
>>67133908
B-But Paul George had 39/8/8
what was powell's plus minus?
>>67134004
But i am right here
>>67133807
Thibs already got the Minnesota job
>>67134059
>67134059
and then immediately regretted it when he found out he could have went to LA
>>67134004
i've been here the whole time fampai
Can everyone please just calm down
#WeTheNorm
Outsider here. Not 100% clear on the SC situation.
>Is Curry ded for the rest of the playoffs?
>Are the Warriors ded without Curry?
>Will we witness the >18-1 of basketball, where some really bad EC team beats them in the Finals without Steph?
>>67133908
>inb4 Drake turns into Spike Lee and PG goes Reggie Miller on him
Time to sweep the Pacers
swaggy p new tattoo
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEr2l7xOGHV/
>>67134109
>you now remember Hans the janitor calling stormin norman a scrub
lol fuckin anime posting faggot
>>67134111
Without Curry the Spurs can definitely beat Golden State. Maybe the Thunder can too, if they get past the Spurs.
Golden State is a deep team that's well coached, but it's Curry's meme shots that make them unstoppable.
>>67134125
I think we already discussed this before the playoffs. Oh god memes are becoming real
>>67134105
I am calm
Raps in 6 has been confirmed by meme magic
Norman Powell had a +16 +/-
Carroll was -11
Is Nuclear Powell the future GOAT?
>>67134111
>Is Curry ded for the rest of the playoffs?
No, but he's out for well over 2 weeks and will not be back to 100% by the time Finals start
>Are the Warriors ded without Curry?
They're still a very good team and will be favoured in the 2nd round vs either Blazers or CP3/Blakeless Clippers but the Spurs or the Thunder should beat them in the Conference Finals
>Will we witness the >18-1 of basketball, where some really bad EC team beats them in the Finals without Steph?
We won't because they won't make it to the Finals without Steph and Cavs have the monopoly on winning the East
>L. Scola DNP - Coach's Decision
>>67134282
replacement, -20
LMAO
>the 6
>>67134316
Yet nothing to do with Scola and all to do with Defrozan unthawing
>>67134329
>Win
>>67134325
You can still join the bandwagon my friend. Just bow down to the 6ix god.
Anyone else feel like the Spurs are about to BTFO the Thunder?
I keep thinking about the series and I worry about OKC even winning a game.
>>67134329
>>67134329
the only way for derozan to thaw is for the other team to respect patterson's spacing. it opened up lanes for some dunks
I GOT THREES IN ATLANTA
>>67134367
>Anyone else feel like the Spurs are about to BTFO the Thunder?
>>67134374
Raptors were getting BTFO before they stopped playing Patterson
>>67134367
they can't close out and spurs are notorious for making teams pay when they can't close out games. thunder will need to get hot in order for the spurs to get rekt.
>>67134367
>I keep thinking about the series and I worry about OKC even winning a game.
They'll win one or two when Westbrook and KD get hot but the overall series won't be close
I think the Thunder will beat the Spurs
>>67134395
>>67134424
Which one is the real one.
ANSWER ME
>>67134354
The 6ix 6weep
>>67134367
the spurs are set to roll through the western conference. The only two teams that stood a chance just had their best players get injured. Spurs in 5 or 6 vs. thunder, and spurs in 4 vs. blazers
>>67134446
i am lil nigga
I'm glad Spring is here, Thunderstorms are maximum comfy.
Hello?
>>67134459
fucking this
>>67134367
I think people are underestimating the development of Kawhi and the presence of Aldridge in this series. Everyone remembers the BEAUTIFUL BASKETBALL, but they forget that the whole reason that was developed was because the Spurs only had one or two elite scorers. The Thunder used to fuck them up for precisely that reason. Now they've got at least two, maybe more.
>>67134458
>First post April 26th
>>67134458
>>67134459
>>67134478
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT???
Hey everyone
SPC we out here
wew lad, them laker boys boiling up something special over there in L.A.
hope bLAke griffin signs a max deal.
>>67134374
>>67134329
DeFrozan still sucked ass, he got a bunch of bad calls in his favor for extra free throws and made one big 3, the rest was the same brick laying chuck fest.
Powell is based as fuck and he completely carried DeFrozan, Lowry, and the rest of them.
Seriously Canada, get rid of Lowry and DeRozan and build around Powell. He's legit.
>>67134496
Now now, calm down sir. You don't got to do this
>YOU NOW REMEMBER AN ANON WAS AT THE GAME
hope he didn't leave early
Notice meeeee
>>67134496
whoa fampai, just chill
>>67134495
how do you know this
We need Officer Shaw to sort this mess out
>>67134496
>>67134495
you don't know dis
Pop pop pop
ayy lmao
BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!
>>67134524
At this point we can't build around powell, seeing as he's almost certainly getting arrested for mass murder. There were millions of witnesses, the whole thing was recorded, he killed the entire city of Indiana on national television. You can't just walk away from that shit.
>>67134585
nigga make me
>>67133908
Didn't paul george completely rekt the raptors?
>>67134606
powell memes from twitter
I heard that there is a disturbance here. What is the issue here my fellow anons?
>yfw this all an elaborate ruse to have the original Kawhi's Hands blend in
>>67134654
Put the gun down
>>67134654
nothin officer. everything is cool
>>67134631
no
>>67134662
he will have to start posting as anonymous in order to stand out. This is how we get rid of tripcodes
>>67133873
me btw
Kawhi's Hands has offically been moved up to supreme meme level
>>67134673
SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN, HE'S TRYING TO STEAL THE FIRST ROUND W FOR THE RAPTORS!
>>67134634
>>67134700
fucking KEK
I seriously hope we sweep in 6
I was cheering for the Raptors but you Canadians are fucking yourselves over now. You should know from the last couple days that meme magic is very real and if you keep talking this much shit you're going to be its next victim. Please Canada, remember game 7 in Toronto in 2014, meme magic can make that happen again if you meme too hard. Please be careful northern allies.
>>67134673
WOAH WOAH NOW TAKE IT EASY DRIZZY
>>67134634
who he play for?
Looks like some nerds in this thread need a pounding
>>67134728
NAH FUCK DAT WE OUT HERE
>>67134726
I can't remember that far back. What happened in game 7 in 2014? Did toronto lose at home?
>>67133645
S W A G
yo
>>67134765
Came down to the final second, Lowry had the chance to win the game and he got blocked by Paul Pierce.
>>67134742
you do fampai
The hell is up with this thread?
>>67134816
nothing
>>67134810
Oh really? Do something about it then
>>67134153
Yeah, I figured the Spurs would be the most likely team to match up with them.
>it's Curry's meme shots that make them unstoppable
is his injury a do-or-die thing for the Warriors, though?
>>67134279
>No, but he's out for well over 2 weeks and will not be back to 100% by the time Finals start
>they won't make it to the Finals without Steph
aren't the conference/NBA finals in like mid-June, though? the playoffs seem take a million years, just with furpuck.
>delly at a bieber concert
lmao
>>67134832
Westbrook looks like a monkey. And not in the "all black people look like apes" way, I mean Westbrook really and truly looks like a full-blown chimpanzee.
>>67134720
Nice try Emory but no
>>67134875
I agree, that's Kobe though
>>67134835
The conference finals are starting in ~3 weeks. He's currently injured and set to be re evaluated in 2 weeks. There's a big chance he won't even be available for the start of the conf finals and with his style of play it's going to take a while for him to truly get back to his unstoppable best
>>67134875
Yeah, Westbrick does look particularly chimp-like. When I see shots of him screaming with his mouth open I get suddenly nervous because I have a primal fear that he's going to lunge at me and rip my ears off.
>>67134875
>>67134875
>NBA players that look like real-life monkeys
>not Shaq
dude has shattered multiple backboards in the pros AND college, how much more ape-ish can you get?
>>67134916
>>67134916
>>67134875
I'M THE ONLY SILVERBACK
>>67134905
>There's a big chance he won't even be available for the start of the conf finals
Yeah cause his team won't even be there
Why are Canadians so bad at shitposting?
>>67134877
who?
>Drake deleted the post
Shook?