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deepest lore edition
Schedule Tue. Apr. 26
All games on TNT and in EST.
Pacers vs. Raptors
88-75
Boston vs. Atlanta 8:30PM
I am da real Kawhi
Why are asians historically the worst posters on /sp/?
>mfw this is without a doubt one of the worst days of /nba/
>>67131949
niggers
FIRST FOR MAPLEBRO SHAME THREAD
>>67131981
kkk
That's racist
Mods ban him
>>67132008
Why?
>>67131949
nth kawhis hands DINDU NUFFIN RONG
>>67132022
Check the old thread.
Shit is insane. I don't want to say it myself because I'm pretty sure my comment will get deleted.
>>67132021
but it has 4u on it
>>67132048
I ain't checkin nigga speak up
>PATTRICK PATTERSON IS OUR SAVIOR
>Worst +,- on the team at -20
lmao
>>67132083
to be fair, PF was their #1 priority before the trade deadline
2016-2017 Los Angeles Lakers Roster, Brought to you By Bully Ball Productions:
Head Coach: Ettore Messina
Analytics:Sam Hinkie
Russell/Huertas/Lou
Derozan/Clarkson/Swaggy
Durant/Ingram/Nance Jr
Griffin/Randle/
Whiteside/Sanders
BOS @ ATL GAME THREAD
>>67132059
>>67132059
>>67132059
>>67132059
>>67132114
KYS
do you guys think the pacers will blow this game?
Welp Pacers look like they'll wrap this up in 6
>>67132114
>Swaggy
how bout no'
jumpball approaching at Atlanta
nail biting intensifies
>>67132141
Are we rivaling /cric/ yet for best general?
Au/sp/ we're cummin 4 u
WHY IS PAUL GEORGE NOT ON THE COURT
THE PACERS GONNA BLOW IT
>>67132164
who would take swaggy in a trade? 76ers? Knicks? we would have to sell him for peanuts.
>>67132060
Mods being a bitch and deleting sports related posts
People spamming shit
Kawhis hands went apeshit
Possible not him due to two tripcodes
More lore shit that is confusing
I honestly have no clue was is happening
>>67131981
oooooo
>>67132212
he needs 3m of rest
da raptors suck man
>>67132241
>we would have to sell him for peanuts.
salted or unsalted?
fixing this semen slurping sport:
>30 teams
>get rid of conferences and divisions--no one cares
>each team plays every team 2 times in a season
>3 points for a win
>1 for a draw
>0 for a loss
>no overtime for regular season games
>6 team playoff
>5 game first round
>7 game champions hip series
>top 2 teams in the league table ranking get a first round bye
>playoff seeding determined by points(league table ranking) at end of 58 game regular season
>in case of a tie(league table ranking) , POINT DIFFERENTIAL[(total points scored during regular season) - (total points allowed during regular season)] for the entire season breaks the tie
Point differential would make every possession--every play--throughout the entire season count.
With a 6 team playoff you can expect to have 12-13 teams realistically vying for a playoff spot so around half the league will always be incentivized to play hard and win.
Since relegation isn't possible and there are no other competitions(Champions League for example) to qualify for, the other half of the league could be incentivized to win with a combination of determining a teams percentage of revenue shares + determining draft picks
you're welcome, I just saved your dying sport
>>67132247
>Mods being a bitch and deleting sports related posts
all that got deleted was fedoraposting, animal abuse, and complaints about deleting fedoraposting and animal abuse
>>67132241
on the bright side, a 5mill contract will also be peanuts with the salary cap rise.
>>67132325
There is absolutely nothing wrong with fedoraposting about sport topics.
>>67132318
salted, salt provided by celtics fans.
>>67132339
sup celtikuck, swaggy p and a 2nd rounder for terry rozier. deal?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
NUCLEAR POWELL
>sit paul george for half a quarter
>lose lead
indiana deserves the l
>>67132325
fedoraposting is cool fampai
>>67132398
DEEP LORE
Raptors are gonna win, the momentum is all in their favor.
Sports post, deleted.
>>67131808
>someone used my smug lakers pepe
>>67132398
what was this?
T
W
O
POINTS SCORED WITH 4 MINUTES LEFT IN A QUARTER
>>67132488
>>67132553
Spooky shit
this is a historically bad quarter for the pacers
>21-2
IT'S HAPPENING
>The Kings are paying for fans to get tattoos of their new logo at local tattoo shops. First come, first serve. Interesting.
Can we tell both of those teams to get the fuck out of the play offs and let in one more of Miami/Charlotte/Atlanta/Boston into the 2nd roun?
>Pacers are blowing the game
On Wednesday, a select number of fans will receive free Kings tattoos at five different tattoo shops in the Sacramento area.
Participating locations:
Royal Peacock—opens at 7am—2101 P Street, Sacramento
Honeymoon Tattoo—opens at 12pm—119 Fair Oaks Blvd, Fair Oaks
California Tattoo—opens at 12pm—7946 Auburn Blvd, Citrus Heights
Quarter Horse Tattoo—opens 12pm—916 N. Yosemite Street, Stockton
Crimson Needles—opens at 10am—3125 Penryn Road, Penryn
The team is encouraging fans who receive tattoos to share photos of the completed works on social media using the hashtag #NewEraOfProud.
>Vogel literally lost the pacers the lead by running his shitty bench line up for to long in the 4th
>>67132696
that's awful
Oh wow, i left 10 minutes, and suddenly the raptors are winning?
>>67132810
Pacers are having a Clipper like choke job
>>67132810
22-2 4th quarter before vogel put paul george back in
>Lakerholicz.com @Lakerholicz 27s27 seconds ago
>Luke Walton To Have Brian Shaw On Staff If He Lands Lakers Coaching Job?
im okay with this
>>67132865
It literally took the biggest collapse from a coach I've seen to give this game to the Raptors.
This shit unwatchable mang
Fucking pacers had to choke
I think this game cost Vogel his job desu
>>67132959
What coach are they gonna get? All the decent coaches are getting picked off already.
I'm not too into buying basketball shoes, I still ball in my old McGrady's but I'm seriously considering copping these
>>67133002
David Blatt
>>67133067
That is suggesting Knicks, or Lakers don't pick him up
>>67133002
Me. I promise not to sit their entire offense for 6 minutes of a crucial 4th quarter
Ettore Messina better not go to the Lakers. They are hot trash and with the Buss family still running things, it'll just get worse.
>>67133086
I love my 7KT/RBL bros, but they are fire sales, no one is going there
Lakers end up with DFish, Knicks with Byron Scott
>>67133086
lakers will either get >>67132898
or Ettore Mesinna, Blatt wont come to L.A, trust me, my dad works for mitch kuptchak
Its fucking tied. Both these teams are trash
>it's a raptors choking episode
Hold on Canada, here we go
craptors blew their chance
they came back with paul george on the bench and then blew their lead
>THAT SLOW FUCKING SHOOTING MOTION
lmao what an awful series
raptors don't deserve to continue
AYO SENPAI HOW YOU WANT YOUR 17 POINT LEAD??
>>67133165
>>67133176
>>67133195
WHERE ARE YOU NOW?????????????/
WHERE
ARE
YOU
NOW?????????????????????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67133008
agreed
OH HEY /NBA/
WHERE YOU AT?
that was a really quick review 2bh
>>67133295
>almost blew it
>needed the faggots in sacocksus, new jersey to save your ass
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>67133295
i'm still here, i dont watch games i only look at box scores
the box score deceived me...damn
is Monta Ellis mentally retarded?
>>67133310
Even the Thunder game with Adams' tip-in took longer.
>>67133242
JUST
FUCK YOU RAPTORS
>>67133242
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
imagine being a pacers fan right now lol
>>67133299
fugggggggg that colorway is sick
>Raptors setting up the fans for losing in Game 7
YOU GUYS KNOW IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHhHH
>Raptors win again
>/nba/ goes dead silent AGAIN
KEK YOU GUYS ARE NEVER RIGHT
POWELL DUNK WEBM WHERE??????
RBL WE OUT CHIIIIIIIIIIAAAAA
New kings logo is pretty sweet desu
>>67133368
Kobe definitely has the best basketball shoes by far
To this day this is the best basketball shoe I've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjk8oR8dPRU
Celtics @ Hawks stream for whoever needs it.
giving some shitposting power for the raps, hope you guys get out of the first round
>>67133393
Moment of silence for Frank Vogel's job, please
My two upsets I want to happen:
>Toronto wins the East
>Houston comes back to upset GS
Which one is more likely to happen?
>>67133368
yeah apparently the shoes themselves have a lot of traction so you'll need to play them on a clean court or you'll be wiping them a lot because they'll turn into a dust mop
>>67133447
Houston coming back
>>67133414
thats not KD
>>67133422
/nba/ shitposting the raptors caused this. /nba/ is literally never right
>>67133299
kobe's had the best low tops for like the past 5 years
not too hot on that high top shit he has though
>>67133401
way better than their fucking hockey-ish logo.
I legit thought they were a hockey team up until last season when i actually got into basketbole
>>67133489
he should wear some pink beats by dre with those
>>67133494
>/nba/ is literally never right
this is such a weird meme because you are technically /nba/ too. how can we both be wrong? are the Pacers and Raptors both going to die in a plane crash so neither team wins?
>>67133489
>tfw no qt thicc gf who hoops in KDs Aunt Pearls
>>67133489
holy fuqqqqq you better be a baller if you're gonna wear roses on your kicks tho
>/nba/ bandwagoning cavs up 2-1
>/nba/ bandwagoning the hawks up 2-0
>/nba/ bandwagoning the heat up 2-0
>/nba bandwagoning the pacers up 1-0 and tied 2-2
Literally NEVER right
ahahahhahaha
reminder
>>67133489
You get them sneaks at lady footlocker?
>de
>THAWED
>>67133550
>/nba/ bandwagoning the heat up 2-0
your memes have gone too far canada. the Hornets are /nba/'s team
>>67133599
no, the blazers are /nba/s team, hence why i didnt mention /nba/ bandwagoning clippers up 2-0
>>67133599
/nba/ were bandwagoning the heat cause they thought they could beat the cavs
What drama happened in the previous thread
>>67133539
/nba/'s narrative is that the raptors never get past the first round and have never won a 7 game series. This is basic lore m8
name one meme player from the atlanta hawks
you cannot
literally the most non meme boring team in da league
>>67133539
gg
what would be the ultimate meme team?
>>67133645
This dunk got us the win.
Fucking based
>>67133646
>kyle korver
>not meme
hahahahaha
Hello everyone
>>67133646
Millsap
Teague
Schroeder
All on my fantasy basketball team
>>67133646
The one with the emoji tattoos
>>67133645
IM NUCLEAR
IM WILD
>>67133645
based asf
thank you jewlandia
>>67133669
>steph
>klay
>korver
>kawaii
>drummond just for shits
>The Lakers are reportedly looking for a free agent recruiter to be the next head coach.
with each passing day, the more the fear spreads across /nba/...
>>67133681
hey
>>67133645
Fuckin lold pacers are toast
>>67133716
The Buss family is still there
>>67133716
Certainly the most cucked team in the league
>>67133645
That fucking hang time
That fucking lean
>>67133738
>>67133754
oh and fyi, bully ball anon here, the Lakers are protected from being cursed because look who just followed me on twitter...I CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR FROM HERE..SNIFFFF! disgusting.
>cant be cursed
>larry nance cant be on shawtn a fool
UNTOUCHABLE SENPAITACHI
>>67133716
I bet Thibs could attract some FAs
>>67133645
Can you make the Drake clapping in stuckey's after a turnover webm too pls? happens around 4 mins into the 4th
>>67133646
american announcers pronouncing german surnames
YOU JUST KNOW
>>67133812
Someone already made it.
Oh great Drake is pissing off Paul George
>>67133908
>3-2
>>67133681
Emory do you still have a job?
>>67133716
Coach Kobr?
>>67133922
>advanced statistics when pacers lose 2-4
>>67133863
what level pussy do you think Brad stevens is taking home/could be taking home if he was single?
>handsome
>high IQ
>highly paid and successful at his job
>older and more mature, but still not too old yet
I say he's the type of dude who could easily go to a club and leave with the hottest girl 9 times out of 10
>>67133970
>Coachbe Bryant
>emory disappears
>kawhi hands disappears
>Emorys Facebook comes back up
>kawhi hands returns
>>67133908
B-But Paul George had 39/8/8
what was powell's plus minus?
>>67134004
But i am right here
>>67133807
Thibs already got the Minnesota job
>>67134059
>67134059
and then immediately regretted it when he found out he could have went to LA
>>67134004
i've been here the whole time fampai
Can everyone please just calm down
#WeTheNorm
Outsider here. Not 100% clear on the SC situation.
>Is Curry ded for the rest of the playoffs?
>Are the Warriors ded without Curry?
>Will we witness the >18-1 of basketball, where some really bad EC team beats them in the Finals without Steph?
>>67133908
>inb4 Drake turns into Spike Lee and PG goes Reggie Miller on him
Time to sweep the Pacers
swaggy p new tattoo
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEr2l7xOGHV/
>>67134109
>you now remember Hans the janitor calling stormin norman a scrub
lol fuckin anime posting faggot
>>67134111
Without Curry the Spurs can definitely beat Golden State. Maybe the Thunder can too, if they get past the Spurs.
Golden State is a deep team that's well coached, but it's Curry's meme shots that make them unstoppable.
>>67134125
I think we already discussed this before the playoffs. Oh god memes are becoming real
>>67134105
I am calm
Raps in 6 has been confirmed by meme magic
Norman Powell had a +16 +/-
Carroll was -11
Is Nuclear Powell the future GOAT?
>>67134111
>Is Curry ded for the rest of the playoffs?
No, but he's out for well over 2 weeks and will not be back to 100% by the time Finals start
>Are the Warriors ded without Curry?
They're still a very good team and will be favoured in the 2nd round vs either Blazers or CP3/Blakeless Clippers but the Spurs or the Thunder should beat them in the Conference Finals
>Will we witness the >18-1 of basketball, where some really bad EC team beats them in the Finals without Steph?
We won't because they won't make it to the Finals without Steph and Cavs have the monopoly on winning the East
>L. Scola DNP - Coach's Decision
>>67134282
replacement, -20
LMAO
>the 6
>>67134316
Yet nothing to do with Scola and all to do with Defrozan unthawing
>>67134329
>Win
>>67134325
You can still join the bandwagon my friend. Just bow down to the 6ix god.
Anyone else feel like the Spurs are about to BTFO the Thunder?
I keep thinking about the series and I worry about OKC even winning a game.
>>67134329
>>67134329
the only way for derozan to thaw is for the other team to respect patterson's spacing. it opened up lanes for some dunks
I GOT THREES IN ATLANTA
>>67134367
>Anyone else feel like the Spurs are about to BTFO the Thunder?
>>67134374
Raptors were getting BTFO before they stopped playing Patterson
>>67134367
they can't close out and spurs are notorious for making teams pay when they can't close out games. thunder will need to get hot in order for the spurs to get rekt.
>>67134367
>I keep thinking about the series and I worry about OKC even winning a game.
They'll win one or two when Westbrook and KD get hot but the overall series won't be close
I think the Thunder will beat the Spurs
>>67134395
>>67134424
Which one is the real one.
ANSWER ME
>>67134354
The 6ix 6weep
>>67134367
the spurs are set to roll through the western conference. The only two teams that stood a chance just had their best players get injured. Spurs in 5 or 6 vs. thunder, and spurs in 4 vs. blazers
>>67134446
i am lil nigga
I'm glad Spring is here, Thunderstorms are maximum comfy.
Hello?
>>67134459
fucking this
>>67134367
I think people are underestimating the development of Kawhi and the presence of Aldridge in this series. Everyone remembers the BEAUTIFUL BASKETBALL, but they forget that the whole reason that was developed was because the Spurs only had one or two elite scorers. The Thunder used to fuck them up for precisely that reason. Now they've got at least two, maybe more.
>>67134458
>First post April 26th
>>67134458
>>67134459
>>67134478
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT???
Hey everyone
SPC we out here
wew lad, them laker boys boiling up something special over there in L.A.
hope bLAke griffin signs a max deal.
>>67134374
>>67134329
DeFrozan still sucked ass, he got a bunch of bad calls in his favor for extra free throws and made one big 3, the rest was the same brick laying chuck fest.
Powell is based as fuck and he completely carried DeFrozan, Lowry, and the rest of them.
Seriously Canada, get rid of Lowry and DeRozan and build around Powell. He's legit.
>>67134496
Now now, calm down sir. You don't got to do this
>YOU NOW REMEMBER AN ANON WAS AT THE GAME
hope he didn't leave early
Notice meeeee
>>67134496
whoa fampai, just chill
>>67134495
how do you know this
We need Officer Shaw to sort this mess out
>>67134496
>>67134495
you don't know dis
Pop pop pop
ayy lmao
BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!
>>67134524
At this point we can't build around powell, seeing as he's almost certainly getting arrested for mass murder. There were millions of witnesses, the whole thing was recorded, he killed the entire city of Indiana on national television. You can't just walk away from that shit.
>>67134585
nigga make me
>>67133908
Didn't paul george completely rekt the raptors?
>>67134606
powell memes from twitter
I heard that there is a disturbance here. What is the issue here my fellow anons?
>yfw this all an elaborate ruse to have the original Kawhi's Hands blend in
>>67134654
Put the gun down
>>67134654
nothin officer. everything is cool
>>67134662
he will have to start posting as anonymous in order to stand out. This is how we get rid of tripcodes
>>67133873
me btw
Kawhi's Hands has offically been moved up to supreme meme level
>>67134673
SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN, HE'S TRYING TO STEAL THE FIRST ROUND W FOR THE RAPTORS!
>>67134634
>>67134700
fucking KEK
I seriously hope we sweep in 6
I was cheering for the Raptors but you Canadians are fucking yourselves over now. You should know from the last couple days that meme magic is very real and if you keep talking this much shit you're going to be its next victim. Please Canada, remember game 7 in Toronto in 2014, meme magic can make that happen again if you meme too hard. Please be careful northern allies.
>>67134673
WOAH WOAH NOW TAKE IT EASY DRIZZY
>>67134634
who he play for?
Looks like some nerds in this thread need a pounding
>>67134728
NAH FUCK DAT WE OUT HERE
>>67134726
I can't remember that far back. What happened in game 7 in 2014? Did toronto lose at home?
>>67133645
S W A G
yo
>>67134765
Came down to the final second, Lowry had the chance to win the game and he got blocked by Paul Pierce.
>>67134742
you do fampai
The hell is up with this thread?
>>67134816
nothing
>>67134810
Oh really? Do something about it then
>>67134153
Yeah, I figured the Spurs would be the most likely team to match up with them.
>it's Curry's meme shots that make them unstoppable
is his injury a do-or-die thing for the Warriors, though?
>>67134279
>No, but he's out for well over 2 weeks and will not be back to 100% by the time Finals start
>they won't make it to the Finals without Steph
aren't the conference/NBA finals in like mid-June, though? the playoffs seem take a million years, just with furpuck.
>delly at a bieber concert
lmao
>>67134832
Westbrook looks like a monkey. And not in the "all black people look like apes" way, I mean Westbrook really and truly looks like a full-blown chimpanzee.
>>67134720
Nice try Emory but no
>>67134875
I agree, that's Kobe though
>>67134835
The conference finals are starting in ~3 weeks. He's currently injured and set to be re evaluated in 2 weeks. There's a big chance he won't even be available for the start of the conf finals and with his style of play it's going to take a while for him to truly get back to his unstoppable best
>>67134875
Yeah, Westbrick does look particularly chimp-like. When I see shots of him screaming with his mouth open I get suddenly nervous because I have a primal fear that he's going to lunge at me and rip my ears off.
>>67134875
>>67134875
>NBA players that look like real-life monkeys
>not Shaq
dude has shattered multiple backboards in the pros AND college, how much more ape-ish can you get?
>>67134916
>>67134875
I'M THE ONLY SILVERBACK
>>67134905
>There's a big chance he won't even be available for the start of the conf finals
Yeah cause his team won't even be there
Why are Canadians so bad at shitposting?
>>67134877
who?
>Drake deleted the post
Shook?
>>67134989
he's afraid that paul george is gonna beat his ass cause he is a pussy
ugliest niggas ranking
1. westbrook
2. isaiah thomas
3. reggie jackson
4. CJ mccolum
5. shaun livingston
>>67135015
>no Curry
>>67135015
>no draymond "donkey from shrek" green
shit list desu senpai
I was gone for most of the day. What is with this Kawhi's Hands thing?
>>67134919
shaq looks pretty human bro. he doesn't have the facial structure to be a monkey
>>67135015
>CJ
nigga you can't say no to this face
>>67135067
Emory being edgy
I think this game is going to put me to sleep t͏͏b͏͏h f͏͏a͏͏m
>>67135022
Curry looks like a fuckin male model you stupid fuck
>>67135125
He looks like an alien and his daughter is a goblin from LOTR
>>67135125
Kill yourself you gay ass faggot
>>67135015
>No Apemond
>No Klay
What part of the bay area are you from again?
I g-guess I can now go to sleep without worrying about the result.
gnight sweet /nba/
cutest niggas rankings (no whites)
1. Paul George
2. Kyrie Irving
3. Chris Paul
4. John Wall
5. Kawhi Leonard
>>67135224
night bby
>>67135249
wheres lowry
take kawhi out ASAP hes ugly af
>>67135015
all of those guys are hotter than the average nba player.
>>67135284
his
name
is
literally
kawaii
you un-cultured swine
ayyyy
>>67135284
senpai I'm straight but Kawhi is cute af
>>67135369
Only Pop is cute in this picture. He's like the grandpa I never had.
THE MANLET DIED HOLY FUCK
THOMAS HURT HIS ANKLE
>>67135249
>paul george
>kyrie
>cute
take them out. Add Lamarcus Aldridge and Justice Winslow
>>67135388
pop looks so much nicer with facial hair
>>67135438
>you will never be as happy as kawhi and melo are in this picture
what do you guys think of the hornets?
This game is a massacre.
IT confirmed dead.
Is Bazemore elite?
Is he lowkey the next Curry?
Add in Isaiah Thomas now
>you'z a ho played on the organ
Classy.
>It's a I avoided /nba/ for literally hours because I know canadian shitposting was prevalent episode
>>67135687
Lmao get ready for Boston getting shitposted spam
>>67135687
>he doesn't believe in Da 6ix
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67132319
stopped reading at draws
>"I was more worried about Drake than I was Stuckey." Toronto Raptors head coach Dwane Casey #NBAPlayoffs
all of the other east teams are shit. Might as well just hand the cavs finals tickets and save everyone a bunch of time
>all of the other east teams are shit. Might as well just hand the spurs finals tickets and save everyone a bunch of time
FTFY
Everypony here is in agreement that Skip won't be missed right?
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTON
>BOMBSTON
>RAPEDSTON
>MANLETSTON
>>67135827
I'll miss him
>>67135820
hes clearly saying the Cavs are locks to make the finals, not win them. into reading comprehension
>>67135867
oh shit you're right I am retarded. lemme kms
>>67135860
>the pressure's on *you*
my sides
do you think he killed himself?
>>67135827
I'll miss him too :(
Dear Hawks and Raptors.
Please for the love of all things sacred, fucking close the series so the 2nd round can start.
>>67135885
He better have, him and his little gang or delusional cuckolds.
I'm gonna be using that line for the rest of my life.
>>67135827
first take gets replaced with chris webber and jason williams
>>67135881
sup "*yawn stales memes, trip stalker, kys, kms" guy...stop telling people to kill themselves...why would anyone want to kill themselves after the raptors have locked their position into the 2nd round? why would anyone want to do that when the hawks are going to send the celtikucks home and cause them to panic and rebuild...we should be celebrating desu.
>>67135888
>>67135861
You losers don't count
>>67135924
They're not making anout basketball only show like The Jump.
It's gonna be another panel or debate show with sports journalists.
>>67135924
that would be too based for TV, the world would implode
>>67135907
RIP bombston
>>67135827
I will not miss Skip. fuck him
>>67135739
a draw in a 3 point system:
>actually means something
>counts towards what is essentially a season long playoffs
>point differential means teams have to play defense until the last second
a win in the middle of November under this bloated season and playoff system:
>no one cares
>no one watches the game on tv
>players don't give a fuck at the end of the game
>laughing and telling jokes with 8 minutes left in the 4th
>Popovich subbing in the towel boy
>star players chilling at home by the time the buzzer sounds off bringing an end to an inconsequential game because there's a whole other month long season at the end of the Revenue Season called the playoffs
>>67134989
jesus christ this guy is such a pussy
>>67135906
lol not happening
raptors gonna choke
>>67135827
Never really liked skip and just started to completely ignore him after Mark Cuban embarrassed his buzzword spewing ass
>>67132319
so you want to turn the NBA into FIFA?
I know basketball is popular in the hood, but this aint poverty ball
WHO /RAPTORS/ HERE???????
STAND UP
>>67135906
>tfw curry is healing
>>67136037
right here senpai
the Raptors are who we thought they were
>>67135438
I love how everyone is so happy in this picture.
Well, except Kobe and Wade. They look exhausted but I can't blame them for playing on dinosaur bones. Can't tell if Green is smiling since his big o lips cover his mouth
Lose weight and stay mad fat fucks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NEVER EVER POST AGAIN
NEVER EVER WILL ANYONE BE AS WRONG AS YOU
NEVER EVER
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67039124/#67042246
Brad "Reddit" Stevens and his team of 6th men will never ever make it to the 2nd round
>playing Evan Turner 30 minutes in a postseason game
fuck and rob hookers for a living
>Paul out
>Blake out
Kek Blazers win
Is Kyrie Irving back?
>>67136161
>home team
>pressure is on you
kek how retarded is he
CAN ANYONE STOP HIM???
>>67136161
>ATL up 2-1
>the pressure is on you
Anime posters need to leave
>>67136225
Uncle Drew here to btfo of fat fucks once again
>Powell killing it for Toronto
You're welcome Northbros
>>67135249
>no based elf
>Justin Bieber has been busy this NBA postseason. It wasn't long ago that he was on the Atlanta Hawks' bandwagon and Tuesday night in Cleveland he made a bold proclamation regarding the Cleveland Cavaliers' title hopes, telling the crowd at Quicken Loans arena, "I think LeBron is going to do it this year."
ITS OGRE
>>67136267
He's not wrong
>>67136254
thanks senpai
>>67136267
biebs is becoming pretty based recently tbqh.
>>67136267
BOI
HE
BOUT
>>67136267
What do you mean?
What are some good Future songs?
>the hicktown of Indiana
>>67136329
WE FUCK UP SOME COMMAS
FUCK UP SOME COMMAS YEAA
>>67136329
panda
>>67136267
>listening to snoop dog 2.0
>chuck goin soft
>Chuck actually apologized for once
>>67136329
March Madness, this >>67136342 Trap Nigga, Panda, Stick Talk.
Spurs fan here. I'm a little worried about game 1. Sometimes when they get a lot of rest like this they get off to a slow start and knowing Westbrook he's going to come strong in game 1. Still got Spurs in 6 but damn that game 1 has me a little shook
>>67136329
i don't know i live in the present..the present..where the Los Angeles Lakers are in position to take over the league..we have cap space to sign 3, maybe 4 elite free agents. and we are searching the lands for an elite head coach...
>>67136338
wew /nba/ literally talking about the biebs rn
>>67136329
He has 0 good songs
>>67136338
fampai PG almost fucked our shit up by himself, hes one of the most underated stars in the league
we'll still lose in 7 games but at least it will be enough to get casey fired and not too embarrassing for us
did curry get hurt because he was wearing shitty UA's?
It'll b ok cs (no it won't lmao)
>"We can enjoy this tonight, but once midnight hits, this one is in the past.” - Pat patterson
This is for you /nba/
Hold on to it. Maybe you will stop being wrong someday.
>>67136372
Sums up the delusion of laker fans. The post talks about future and he brings up his shitty team
>>67136387
breh you just gotta believe.
>>67136398
>He I remember your dad, I used to fuck your mom in front of him. Have a nice rest of the game wife's son.
Cant wait to see Nuclear Powell go full power next season.
>>67136405
>forgets pic
hold this L senpai
Kenny and Shaw are fucking idiots
FORTY THOU TO HUNNID THOU
HUNNID THOU NOTHER THOU
THREE HUNNID THOU FIVE HUNNID THOU
A MILLION LETS HAVE A MONEY SHOWER
>>67136449
That hang time and the lean. That's got to be in top 5 dunks this season. (not counting the dunk contest)
>>67136462
Chuck is right about that. Kerr didn't deserve COTY tbqh. He only coached half a season
>>67136414
delusional? no
trying to stay relevant on /nba/?, meh ill admit it.
just trying to keep our good momentum going. Just reminding fuckboys, laker nation sitll out here famz
>>67136457
>them boulder shoulders
>>67136474
I honestly thought he was going to miss it because he jumped so far out.
>>67136490
But Kerr was the one that let them do what they want, including shoot endless threes.
If it weren't for Kerr there wouldn't be 400 3's and Curry wouldn't be getting compared to Jordan and all this hype.
>>67136492
Kek
>>67136492
gonna be pretty sad to see laker nation 2 years from now after they blow their load on Derozen and Hassan.
>>67136449
Hans needs to apologize to based powell
i mean man this is it, this is it for Chris Paul. He's breaking shit at his age, he's not going to be the same and this clippers run was pretty mucha fucking waste of time for him.
His career got fucked so hard
>>67136523
Derozan is a good role player, he would make a solid 6 man
>>67136523
>gonna be pretty mad to see laker nation 2 years from now after they win back to back titles with Derozen and Hassan.
FTFY
also
>Toronto Raptors @Raptors 4m4 minutes ago
>"DeMar is an All-Star for a reason."
>Dwane Casey on never doubting his shooting guard.
too bad canadians on /nba/ didnt do the same until after he started balling
>>67136590
He would not have done any better in new Orleans
Where else would he have gone tho
>>67136622
the Lakers
Holy shit Shaw shut the fuck up and let Kenny make his point
>>67136651
shaw still has 0 synergy with the crew. The show was better with c-web
Kenny and Chuck > Big baby Shaq
>Raptors win in 6
>Views from the 6 drops
>Raptors win one for Da 6ix
How deep does this go?
>>67136329
Rotation, ain't no time, purple reign, digital dash, jumpman, fly shit only, in her mouth, program, Percocet and stripper joint
>>67136720
It's been planned from the begging.
WHO /GORILLA DAB/ HERE?
>Shaq legit getting confused for being a gorilla by a gorilla
>Chuck lays the burn
>Shaq completely accepts
>Shaq literally confirming that blacks are gorillas
>Chuck did the dance
warrior pose > gorilla dab
So... if it's blacks themselves making the monkey comparison, is it not racist?
>>67136782
>that chuck dab
>>67136796
a spade is a spade. Every black doesn't look like a gorilla but shaw sure as hell does
Have a free Clippers pepe.
Stole this one from the Canadian Clopper. Don't tell him.
>tfw you don't live in the universe where Shaw got lost in the jungle and became the leader of a troupe of gorillas
https://twitter.com/NBAonTNT/status/725172858348032000
SOON
>>67136889
Dabbin' on 'em
who is shaw
>>67136900
>being this delusional
>>67136939
>being this new
>raptors theme song when the raptors lose in 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk
/Suns/ reporting in. Next season Bledsoe and Knight come back and Bookers minutes are limited. He gets frustrated and can't develop so he walks from the Suns and become a mix of Joe Johnson and Klay Thompson. So lads why isn't Sarver and McDonough the worst owner GM combo ever?
Does Kevin Durant know that if he goes to Boston they're a legitimate Finals contender? Even moreso than OKC?
From the outside Boston seems like the best option for him. Washington can fuck off
>>67136972
>/Suns/
stop reading there ocd. gtfo
>>67136983
>if he goes to Boston they're a legitimate Finals contender? Even moreso than OKC?
Your team just got raped on live TV and you're still pushing this crap a couple minutes afterwards?
Most delusional shit stains on earth.
>>67137009
I'll pretend like I know what you're talking about
>>67136983
Boston is definitely the best of the usual teams, but according to Zach Lowe the Spurs might be making a move out of nowhere. KD on the Spurs would be insane.
>>67137010
i'm not a Boston fan and I don't think Boston is better than OKC.
Mostly that the East sucks, Boston is setup to be good for a while with a good coach...and it's Boston, they win NBA titles pretty regularly if you believe in that stuff.
I'm actually a Spurs fan who hopes he comes here, but I just don't understand why Boston isn't even talked about since he'd be perfect there.
>>67136960
this is delusional, see below...
>>67136983
>>67137062
>>67137010
seriously. IT is a literal god this morning and by the end of the 3rd quarter he's a shit tier manlet who isn't even starter quality.
>>67137042
>not knowing OCD
>being this new
>>67137086
I don't have enough OCD to figure out what it means. Sorry love
>>67137083
How the fuck did he play basketball if he's so stiff like that? His golf swing is the worst.
This doesn't make sense
>>67136983
why would he ever go to Boston.
Wow I can play with IT who gets chewed up and spat back out in the playoffs. he cant be the second best player on a championship team, or even a starter. hes a bench player on a championship team.
Real talk. What did the Clippers do to piss off the Basketball Gods?
I've never seen a team turn the best news of their lives into literal sudoku type shit in less than 12 hours before.
>>67137067
>Boston is setup to be good for a while with a good coach.
They're never getting out the first round till they land a star
KD is already confirmed to not be going to Washington or Boston
You are an idiot that falls far the rumor mill that's been fabricated by E!SPN and the twitter bait sports media
KD wouldn't be dumb enough to leave for the Spurs, that would be even worse than when LeBron went to the Heat and he would out himself as a hypocrite for all the things he's said about OKC and how much he loves it and the people. The Spurs are their fucking rivals far god's sake
You're an idiot.
>>67137107
It's called old age and injuries.
He's had to have hip replacements.
>>67137105
>I don't have enough OCD to figure out what it means.
>Sorry love
i think you should go back to redit, we talk about basketball here, and discuss it with intelligent statements and arguments. This board provides top-tier commentary on NBA games, discussion similar to TV analysts.
>>67136972
>Implying Colangelo won't mortgage the future to get Bledsoe after getting getting Harrison Barnes on a max and Dwight Howard at $18 million a year
Why the fuck do those ESPN writers keep saying Durant is going to the Warriors. It's like they try to be the worst kind of fans
>>67137067
>it's Boston, they win NBA titles pretty regularly
They won 1 title in the last 30 years or so, they just won a shitload in prehistoric times so their average is still good. The only franchises that win titles pretty regularly are the Lakers and the Spurs since Duncan got there
>>67137141
He can have Bledsoe. Turnover machine that only looks good on shit teams
>>67137144
They are outright lying for views, glad to see their shithole company is having a fire sale
>>67137107
>This doesn't make sense
Chuck was a SG sized PF who was one of the best rebounders in the league. Nothing about him made much sense.
>I count NBA Titles Pre-Magic/Bird
>>67137132
Wew thought I was on Reddit thanks for reminding me łäd
>>67137144
>
They aren't fans at all. It's their job to make up shit and get views and subscriptions based off of news, and when there is no news they make it up themselves.
It's called a rumor mill, and its one of the reasons ESPN is a sinking ship right now. A lot of journalists are leaving them for other companies because the business is getting so bad they have to rely on these tactics.
>>67137119
>that would be even worse than when LeBron went to the Heat
Yeah dude, that Heat move was a total disaster for Lebron. No way any superstar would want to get what Lebron had on those Miami teams
G-Guys?
>>67137168
ESPN died with Stuart Scott
>>67137189
Read it again and realize you've completely lost the context.
Don't reply to me again.
>>67137191
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE WHITE MAN WINS AGAIN
>>67137191
april 25th GOAT day
Here bros take some OC
Made it yesterday. Rate it
>>67137244
Wew/lad
>search Future on youtube
>Panda is the second result
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67137204
I did understand the context.
No one will give a shit about coming off as a hypocrite and suffering a short term PR backlash when you have a chance at winning multiple rings
>Marc Stein @ESPNSteinLine 5m5 minutes ago
>NBA coaching scuttle: Hearing Ettore Messina will get a very legit look from the Lakers if they can't lure Luke Walton out of Golden State.
>Marc Stein @ESPNSteinLine 3m3 minutes ago
>The Lakers already know the European coaching legend's work after Messina's stint as a Lakers assistant and now he's got Spurs appeal, too
wewkobe
>>67137302
Ettore is such a fucking man. Those laker girls couldn't handle him
>>67137302
I like him a lot, I think he'd be just as good a choice as Walton if not better.
>>67137302
>Luke Walton
wew lad
>>67137302
B-B-But he's supposed to be Pop's successor.
M-M-Muh dynasty.
>>67137372
No one aside from major spurdoras believes that
>>67137372
spurs are done bro
messina to L.A.
Hammon to Sacramento
pop to team U.S.A.
spurs to the lottery! LETS GO LAKERS!!
>>67137302
FUCK OFF REST OF THE NBA
WHY DOES EVERYONE TAKE AWAY OUR ASSISTANT COACHES
FIND YOUR OWN GOD DAMN
WE COMING FOR THAT CHAMPIONSHIP
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>67137400
>>67137405
Reminder that it's from the ESPN rumor mill
>mfw Spurdoras actually thought they would have a dynasty
1. Miami
2. Chicago
3. Stay with OKC
4. LA (lakers)
5. Dallas
6. Washington
7. Minnesota
(power gap)
90. San Antonio
(power gap)
90000000000002. Boston
90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. Golden state
CJ McCollum for Blake Griffin straight up. Given health, money, and impending free agency, who says no?
Why do none of you fags realize that Portland is actually the best place for Durant to go?
Just look at that team and tell me it isn't ideal for him.
if Messina wants to kill his career by going to the Lakers then whatever. Udoka, or Hammon can take the helm
>>67137526
Blake in LA = Kevin Love in Minnesota. They can either keep the core together and win 55 games and fall one game short of the WCF or they can dump who they can.
>>67137506
Everyone.
Blake's past his prime already. He's getting a paycut and traded somewhere else.
>>67137522
This. We have back-up plans. Pop is leaving us in great hands. Trust his genius.
>>67137556
Delusion at its finest
>>67137520
I've been saying this since the trade deadline. KD must return to cascadia, its where he belongs. Too bad he'll go to the memeiors
>>67137520
Get off his dick and fuck off with these pointless hypotheticals.
>This. We have back-up plans. Pop is leaving us in great hands. Trust his genius.
C-canadian cloppers? You can still cheer for your rightful team... We got norm Powell! An actual future! Clippers have nothing...
>>67137522
Spurs always manage to find back up assistants. They are in good hands
>>67137580
Inb4 this gets deleted
This man scream fedora tipping, i swear if the Lakers don't hire this man im fucking done. He will bring beautiful basketball secret to Los Angeles and the spurs will forever rot in that shit hole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvEqZnP2_7w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgJ9sf7EHkc
>>67137451
Your championship hopes are like that movie raptor. Bloated, historically innacurrate, and artificially enhanced so people will actually bother watching it.
>>67137598
>He will bring beautiful basketball secret to Los Angeles
Just got home from work guys, is there a suicide watch going on for Fatfuck4lyfe since Paul and Blake are both kill?
>>67137619
>he thinks raptors are dinolets
>he probably thinks they have feathers
Just get out and never return
>>67137598
>that first video
>>67137641
T. Spielberg
you guys ever stick your finger in your butt and sniff it
>>67137685
Pretty sure food4lyfe does it
My anus is literally still devastated at the fact that the Raptors won today. I am fuming furious, I haven't been able to sit down since the refs called off that 3.
we are going to get soo many fucking euros my dick is diamonds right now, we could even steal kristaps porzinger from the knocks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXLXnRojHAQ
sorry spuds fans but we are beautiful basketball now. B - T - F - O
>>67137700
Good.
Stay mad forever, bitch.
lmfao how early you like your new thread senpai
>>67137754
>>67137754
>>67137766
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSS
IF rodney stuckey mode and PG13 going/staying in god mode in game 6/7 beat shitposting from raptors going to the 2nd round?
>>67137796
what the fuck are you trying to say
>>67137787
you get mad everytime i do it canada
kek
>>67137808
you keep falling for the reverse troll
hahaha
>>67137803
if pacers beat the raptors off stuckey and pg13, would that make more shitposts than compared to the raptors winning instead?
>>67137835
Probably not.
Every single Canadian on /sp/ can shitpost if the Raptors finally make it to the 2nd round.
wew kobe
>>67137829
lmfao i love you
/nba/ has literally never been right! EVER!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67137848
hoping for that as a neutral fan desu
although I would like pacers to at least win game 6 with pg13/stuckey both having good games
would also be hilarious if stuckey blocks lowry during the game winner because of meme magic
>>67137878
Canadians who dont even give a fuck about basketball would join it.
The only thing bigger than that is if the Raptors win a championship. It would destroy /sp/
wew kobe wew
>>67137888
Would the raptors winning a championship the most impressive things of all sports teams? Basketball/baseball are the only sport that Canada only has one team in
personally, I rank canucks > raptors > blue jays > every other canadian nhl team
>>67137864
>>67137911
wewkobe
I GOT THAT MESSINA MADNESS BREH
>>67135973
a draw, at all, in any sport, ever
>boring
>unsatisfying
>cum guzzling
>soccer
>kill yourself
>>67137926
Toronto sports teams are forever cursed. It would be impressive if the Blue Jays or Raptors ever win a championship
>>67137937
good luck my brother
wew kobe
wew kobe
wew kobe
wew kobe
wew curry
Shaw gets so fucking buttman every time someone mentions hack a shaq.
>hurrr duuurrr i made my FT when it counted the most!!!
wew kobe
>>67138015
shutup
>>67137754
>>67137754
new thread
wew kobe
why do they call shaq, shaw?
Kobe's last game gamethread was the greatest thing ever.
I'm sad knowing that it was the peak of /sp/ and it will never be that good again
