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Last Night
Hawthorn 17.10.112 def Adelaide 17.7.109
Today
Sydney v West Coast at 1:45PM AEST
Gold Coast v North Melbourne at 4:35PM AEST
Western Bulldogs v Brisbane at 7:25PM AEST
Port Adelaide v Geelong at 7:15PM ACST
First for /nrl/
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>>67024001
I believe in >you, iggsbro.
>>67024038
tyvm
tipped sydney so I'm happy on the either way
Can't see any non Victorian teams winning this round desu
lads
>>67024100
freo are going to destroy carlton
giants more than a chance too
>>67024100
Sydney v West Coast at 1:45PM AEST
>>67024100
If Carlton beat freo I will list me shit
Sydney
North
Dogs
Cats*
*may swap to Poort
>girl sitting opposite to me on train last night tried to take a sneaky pic of me
She had her arms crossed with her phone in her hand sitting horizontally. The phone was
aimed at me. I saw the flash go off. She was fixated on me lads. She
kept looking at me the whole train ride, trying to get my attention. I didn't look at her
once as i knew it would make her frustrated, which was what i wanted. fuckling tired of
these horny whores making me feel uncomfortable and get panic attacks by staring
into my soul for minutes on end lads. the worst thing is that they always are too chicken shit to talk to me.
they expect me to make first
contact which is not going to fucking happen. you wanna fuck me, you make first contact
you silly cunt. stop with these stupid games of trying to get my attention by staring at
my dick for minutes on end.
who is this A F L GUY?
>>67024095
All good m8, best of luck.
>>67024286
samsies friend but im going to stay firm on the catters
>>67024304
he is probally a shitty irrelevant sport
>>67024250
>swans
>not a Vic team
>>67024095
You know, I won't be surprised if you guys win. $ydney's backline is were they lack. You guys have a great forward line, and if you can keep the ball down there and get the web right, I don't see why you can't win.
Did tip Swans though, only because its at the SCG and you lot haven't played there for 10 years
>>67024419
>Sydney is in Victoria
who /dabloos/ here?
>>67024540
This delusion.
They will always be South Melbourne no matter where they are "based".
>>67024604
And the Lions are still a Fitzroy team, right?
>Australians
Who here's /stillropeable/ 14 hours later
>>67024838
cant say that i am
>>67024779
No, because the Lions are nearly entirely made from the old Brisbane Bears. Fitzroy has NOTHING to do with the modern Lions, no matter how much they claim they do.
The Swans are ENTIRELY South Melbourne.
>>67024838
>being a grown man
>letting a meaningless game of sport played by other grown men determine how you feel
pretty beta honestly
>>67024924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNczKHumdwQ
Caught the second half of the phone calls after the match, wish I got the "victorian conspiracy" bit.
>>67024924
>badass
why don't you crawl back into that hole fucking seppo cunt
I don't know why, but Hawthorn fans have become the most insufferable cunts out there this past year. They're just so damn smug it does my head in. No seriously, every Hawthorn fan I know is a self-righteous twat.
>>67024977
noice, missed it last night
>>67025020
success breeds jealousy
>>67025020
4 years straight in a grand final. They're team has given them success, why should they not be smug?
Can see were you are coming from, I do agree some of their fans take it ridiculously to another level.
>>67024882
I'm still disappoint
>>67024977
1:40
absolute melting
>>67025058
Being a cunt brings contempt. Seriously, I didn't even care about them winning the previous two years but fuck me if I haven't seen some people I know personally ramp up their game in obnoxiousness over the past year about it.
Nobody likes a bad winner.
>>67025167
I know what you mean, neither Brisbane nor Geelong fans were this obnoxious during their heyday.
>>67025167
>winning the previous two years
excuse me cunt?
>>67025207
The previous two years before last you retard.
>>67025203
Geelong nor Brisbane went through the shit that Hawthorn have gone through.
Proposed erger in 1996
1992-2000 Cellar dwellers, financially in the shitter
2001 Top 4 finish
2002-2006 Cellar dwellers
2007-Current Clarkson dynasty. 4 Premierships, 3 in a row (where this was not meant to happen), financially one of the strongest clubs, set for life
Have every right to be obnoxious
>>67025306
I don't think you know how humility works, mate.
>>67025241
haha my bad, sorry m8 xx
>>67025306
Brisbane went through shit as the Bears, the Lions didn't do too well either.
>Proposed merger
Yeah, who got that merger?
>Cellar dwellers, financially in the shitter
As were the Bears
>2001 Top 4
1995 top 8 after years of being shit
Brisbane have gone through worse than Hawthorn
>>67025407
literally no one cares about the lions
>>67024977
>starts talking up gay-league
>AFL was the winner tonight
I can't accept this. I don't want these cucks supporting >my Camry Crows
>>67024838
is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn1xwu5h10Q
>>67025443
That only further proves my point.
GENUINE POWER RATINGS OF AFL CLUBS SORTED BY WEALTH, SUCCESS, AND RELEVANCY (AFL ERA):
1. WEST COAST EAGLES
2. COLLINGWOOD MAGPIES
3. RICHMOND TIGERS
4. ADELAIDE CROWS
5. GEELONG CATS
6. SYDNEY SWANS
7. HAWTHORN HAWKS
8. ESSENDON BOMBERS
9. CARLTON FC
10. WESTERN BULLDOGS
11. FREMANTLE DOCKERS
12. ST KILDA
13. NORTH MELBOURNE
14. PORT ADELAIDE
15. MELBOURNE DEMONS
16. BRISBANE LIONS
17. GOLD COAST SUNS
18. GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY
R.I.P parachuter
That last drive to goal orchestrated by Hodge along the half back line and around the wing was a masterclass in elite kicking skills
>>67025623
fixed
1. COLLINGWOOD MAGPIES
2. HAWTHORN HAWKS
3. WEST COAST EAGLES
4. RICHMOND TIGERS
5. ADELAIDE CROWS
6. SYDNEY SWANS
7. GEELONG CATS
8. ESSENDON BOMBERS
9. CARLTON FC
10. WESTERN BULLDOGS
11. FREMANTLE DOCKERS
12. ST KILDA
13. NORTH MELBOURNE
14. PORT ADELAIDE
15. MELBOURNE DEMONS
16. BRISBANE LIONS
17. GOLD COAST SUNS
18. GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY
Has anyone posted a video of the parachute bloke eating shit?
What the fuck is all this about a parachuter, apparently he like almost died? also NORF NORF NORF
Is that the science guy with the bung eye?
>Lest... We... F-Forget
AUSTRALIANS ALL LET US REJOICE
ANZAC Day is sexist
who wins lads?
swans or eagles?
RIP in piece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ0q6f87V88
>>67026205
oh my god
>>67026205
fucking lol
>BREAKING: AFL ANZAC Day parachuter dies after freak accident at Sydney vs WCE game
Fuck
>>67026293
Oh God, here I was cracking up at the webm. Fuck, I've been laughing over a man's death. Shit.
Buddy to score 4 or more
>>67026293
source?
>>67026341
He just made it up
>>67026293
rip in piss
>>67026341
>Getting baited like that
You're still big and strong to me though
>50m penalty
what the fuck for
But for real he's crippled
these west coast unis are A E S T H E T I C
Does Perth radio have any call in gold like 5AA?
get fucked you silly cunt umpire suck on my pecker
did that cunt get an escort?
How did Trivago find this angel?
>>67026669
#returntheperil
>>67026869
>apologise for using the term yellow peril
WEST
>KEK
EAGLES
>>67026824
It was a blessing from the Almighty.
>>67026824
There's a new one now where she is wearing a red flannel shirt
This game's been fucking awful
>>67026824
Thats not the RAC girl
Lets get this bad boy to 100
>>67026942
fug, haven't seen that one yet
>>67026947
Looks like a typical non-Victorian game to me
It bothers me that Hawks are 2nd on the ladder
Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>67026824
Robin sherbackzy
>>67026947
It's wet.
Anyone else find it ironic that Lewis Jetta stuck beside Adam Goodes during the whole booing saga then as soon as he retires he goes to the team that were the first ones to really give it to Adam?
>>67027066
PLEASE
>>67025020
cuckroaches are fairweather bandwagoners
>Papley on the bench
I always fucking do this to myself
>>67027047
:^)
>>67027139
wait till shitmond win a final, then you'll see the bandwagoners come out in droves. They're worse than Hawthorn's ones.
>>67027201
We'll all be cold in the ground before that though
>>67027201
>wait till shitmond win a final
>>67027210
Thank god for that.
>>67027201
A hawks vs tigers final for maximum bandwagon.
>>67027225
wishful thinking, r-right? heh..
IGGS
>its raining at the SCG
terrible stadium, terrible state.
>sydney swans in wet weather
Port fans are pretty obnoxious. They're trying to convince us that Port are some powerhouse which should always be near the top of the ladder, despite having half a good season (2014) recently. At least Crows fans aren't that delusional
>>67027372
I've personally only met 9 Port Adelaide fans and they have all been well overweight
>Welcome to Channel Seven! The home of live AFL!
>Can you show me some?
>lol no
Damn. Darling is shit a lot of the time.
>>67027109
Shitney supporters cant even boo him or they'd be called racist.
Anyone notice the Shakespeare Google front page has a lot of black representation, including a mixed-race Romeo and Juliet. I dare say the /pol/ triggering will be imminent.
>>67027557
Channel 7 is the worst.
>live in WA
>eagles or freo playing at home
>lol 30 min delay
>112 posts
>20 IDs
Nice 'sport' you got there
>Sandy Roberts
No thank you
>>67027557
just get fox footy already.
>>67024838
Absolutely fucking ludicrous
>>67027674
>being this insecure about nrl
>>67027835
>paying for jewtel
good goy
just woke up here lads with a filthy hangover what better way to start drinkin again eh? might order some dominoes first then get stuck into some beers.
>>67026205
broken legs and pelvis, nasty
>>67026205
top fucking kek
>>67027906
Fox footy is worth it mate. Had your opinion once but I'll never regret getting it.
Filthy boong trying to cheat to get a 50m fucking petrol sniffer
>>67028029
but you have to get a bunch of useless channels with jewtel
>>67028224
Not him, but you can choose to only get the sports package and it's definitely worth it.
>>67028248
Really? I remember you used to not be able to do that. That sounds worth it then pham
YO
>>67028224
As >>67028248 said, you can chose packages. To be honest though, most of the shit channels come standard but you can't complain about 12 hour Seinfeld marathons
based yeo
>>67028283
Nah, you can nowadays. I used to have the whole fucking thing now I've only got Sports and News/Docs channels.
Look into it.
Who's your tip Saints vs Giants lads?
Thought I might tip a wild card and go the Saints in my tipping comp. I'm in the peloton and need to get up the ladder if I'm in for a chance.
>>67028323
giants m8
its not even close
>that old cunt bantzing over the fence
top keks now that's footy
Natanui just pushing cunts around
heeney is doing work
anyone tipping the suns?
>>67028461
heeney is a weeney
iggs fans gone awfully quiet ITT
>>67028495
Hawthorn of the west lad
>>67028490
>>67028503
Any sane eagles fan knew they were going to struggle today. I even tipped against them in my comp.
>>67028495
>implying
iggs rope a dope
poor babby iggles dont like to travel
>>67028518
>tipping against your own team
fucking disgusting
>>67028540
you tip who you think will win, not who you want to win
who /sportsbet/ here?
>>67028533
terrific post
>>67028540
I can't help it. I'm a realist.
>>67028544
Ur fucking shit m8. You send out vibes to the universe that your team will lose, no true supporter does this. I hold you 100% responsible if the iggs lose.
>>67028540
The way I see it, is if you tip against your team and they lose, at least you still get something. Hedging your bets if you like
>>67028562
absolutely disgusting
>>67028561
i'm not even an iggs fan m8, not superstitious either
where can i find a big black bull in melbourne?
>>67028540
>be you
>be essendon't fan
>lose tipping comp
Lol, way to lose.
>He participates in "footy tipping"
>>67028596
>caring more about a stupid tipping comp than your team
subhuman
>>67028596
think id commit hurry curry if i supported essendope
>>67028587
You should already know mate, seeing as you suck me off every weekend
>>67025623
>North Melbourne behind Fremantle, Western Bulldogs and St Kilda
North have won 2 AFL-era premierships. None of those clubs have won a single one.
>>67028629
only two? how mediocre
>>67028624
>Letting emotion override logic
Female pls go
>>67028587
Cucktorian here, there should a government sponsored cucking station in every suburb of Melbourne.
>>67028637
will gladly support this
my cuckshed is in rabbles atm
>>67028587
ask my wife, her son found one for her
DELIBERATE RUSHED BEHIND
Does that rule even exist any more?
>>67028635
Loyalty is a male quality than women do not have. I wouldn't expect you to understand.
DAT MARK
so 4chan has a subreddit now?
>>67027050
Haven't seen him in a while, actually.
>>67028663
this place is more reddit than reddit nowadays
more like shiggs
>>67028649
hi kochie, how's port this week?
Iggs @ $41 get on lads
>>67028653
No. Just like the "if you duck your head and get tackled, it's automatic holding the ball" rule they introduced last year, it's dead.
>>67026869
#bringbacktheasianinvasion
>>67028657
>Having a realistic expectation that your team won't win every game it plays is being disloyal
The fuck are you talking about
>>67028649
Juden please go.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Fucking racists booing Jetta
>jetta
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Iggles are done this year.
Papley get fucked you're on my bench
stream froze. what happened?
>>67028689
Not expecting to win is beta mentality, I fully expect this from you.
Iggs @ $67 get on lads
>>67028725
jetta jobbed hard
>>67028674
it's literally as bad as the afl"dude" chatbox
>iggs
>>67028737
mate theyre gonna lose by 60 at this rate
>>67027050
>implying I would ever lose the picture
why do /afl/ posters harbour anger?
/nrl/ /cric/ are much more comfier tbqh
Eagles aren't a contender this year. Wasted their chance with this group last year, just like Port in 2014 and Freo in 2013.
>>67028757
Bad weather
>>67028775
accurate post
>>67028758
Iggs @ $201 get on lads
>>67028764
>implying I am you
>>67028778
get fukt
>>67028757
iggs? more like niggs
West Coast are back to being flat track bullies. Have only beaten Freo, Brisbane and Richmond. Have been shit against good teams.
West Coast are a mess. A big fat mess.
>>67028803
accurate post
I love it when the mics pic up bogan fans yelling on the sidelines.
>>67028770
Kys /nrlel/
>>67028808
SAD!
>>67028808
They're crash landing harder than a Red Beret parachutist
>>67028816
>YA BUNCH OF BLOODY MONGRELS
>>67028775
Its still wide open, hawks meme is over and all other top teams could drop off at any minute.
>worst cuckstralians
>>67028831
good post
hurn is a meme
natanui is a meme
>>67028778
Yeah I reckon it would have looked a bit different in the dry.
>>67028829
>hawks meme is over
They're 4-1 (better than this time last year) and always start slow. They've also beaten some of the most hyped-up teams so far this year in WCE, Bulldogs and Adelaide.
Them winning the flag is pretty much a certainty now.
>>67028829
>hawks meme is over
i honestly don't think so, every time they get doubted they do weird shit and belt the shit out of teams
>The City of Pert
>>67028844
>umpball over saints
>umpball over crows
KEK they limped over the line over the saints. They are done.
>>67028844
swans m8
>Eagles can't perform at the home of footy
>Can't perform in the West
>Can only play well at Subi in perfect conditions.
What a bunch of princesses.
buddy taking the piss now
>tfw fucked an 18yo from tinder last night
Chubby but best bj ive ever had
finally, the eagles meme is over
Are the Eagles, dare I say it, finished?
Now that the eagles are done and have joined the dockers in bin. Who are destined for the top 4?
>>67028874
I finished in ur mum's bum hole, m8.
>>67028880
Hawthorn
Bulldogs
Norf
Adelaide
>>67028880
Hawthorn, Adelaide, Bulldogs, Sydney
In no particular order
>>67028836
Thanks m8
>>67028880
Swans
Hawks
Crows
Dogs
There is your top 4
>no roos
They wont make top 4
>>67028885
>>67028892
Agree with this.
>>67028880
Geelong, then out in straight sets again
>>67028859
Subi is the west you autist
>Thinking the Doggies can be top 4 without Bobby
This how the ladder will look at the end of the year.
>>67028894
Got the feeling you guys will tire later on in the season.
>>67028905
You do realise that the eagles need to win every game from now on?
>>67028894
Geelong won't make the 8. Huge overrated pretenders that have gone from relying on Selwood and a group of old holdovers from their premiership years to relying on Selwood and Dangerfield and a smaller number of holdovers from their premiership years. They don't have the spread of quality players or gameplan to be anything special. From watching their last three games, they've hardly improved from last year, in fact they may have gone backwards even with Dangerfield.
>>67028897
I meant to say "wet". Was a typo.
>>67028905
>this triggers feminists
>>67028905
>Lelbourne that low
>WCoast that high
>Freo that high
>>67028892
>>67028885
>falling for the 'Bulldogs are good' meme
>>67028905
>1 win
who did we beat?
>>67028905
>win every remaining game
>116%
West Cuck Iggles everyone KEK
*fbbbbbfffffffrrrrpppppp* ahhhhhh that's better lads.
>Cloke alludes to playing in the VFL multiple times in the interview
>"So you reckon you'll be playing VFL then?"
I could literally beat the living shit out of all of you.
>>67028964
same t b h
>>67028964
Yeah probably
>worst cuckstralia finish 1 & 2
>cant win the flag
>one season later neither team will even make the finals
TOP FUCKING KEK
What a poor excuse for a "state"
Hawthorn
Sydney
Adelaide
West Coast
Geelong
Western Bulldogs
Gold Coast
North Melbourne
GWS
Port Adelaide
Fremantle
St Kilda
Melbourne
Richmond
Brisbane
Essendon
Collingwood
Carlton
What do you reckon lads
>>67028964
*porp* I hope you do ;) *fberrrp* hee hee hee
