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Last Night
Hawthorn 17.10.112 def Adelaide 17.7.109
Today
Sydney v West Coast at 1:45PM AEST
Gold Coast v North Melbourne at 4:35PM AEST
Western Bulldogs v Brisbane at 7:25PM AEST
Port Adelaide v Geelong at 7:15PM ACST
First for /nrl/
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>>67024001
I believe in >you, iggsbro.
>>67024038
tyvm
tipped sydney so I'm happy on the either way
Can't see any non Victorian teams winning this round desu
lads
>>67024100
freo are going to destroy carlton
giants more than a chance too
>>67024100
Sydney v West Coast at 1:45PM AEST
>>67024100
If Carlton beat freo I will list me shit
Sydney
North
Dogs
Cats*
*may swap to Poort
>girl sitting opposite to me on train last night tried to take a sneaky pic of me
She had her arms crossed with her phone in her hand sitting horizontally. The phone was
aimed at me. I saw the flash go off. She was fixated on me lads. She
kept looking at me the whole train ride, trying to get my attention. I didn't look at her
once as i knew it would make her frustrated, which was what i wanted. fuckling tired of
these horny whores making me feel uncomfortable and get panic attacks by staring
into my soul for minutes on end lads. the worst thing is that they always are too chicken shit to talk to me.
they expect me to make first
contact which is not going to fucking happen. you wanna fuck me, you make first contact
you silly cunt. stop with these stupid games of trying to get my attention by staring at
my dick for minutes on end.
who is this A F L GUY?
>>67024095
All good m8, best of luck.
>>67024286
samsies friend but im going to stay firm on the catters
>>67024304
he is probally a shitty irrelevant sport
>>67024250
>swans
>not a Vic team
>>67024095
You know, I won't be surprised if you guys win. $ydney's backline is were they lack. You guys have a great forward line, and if you can keep the ball down there and get the web right, I don't see why you can't win.
Did tip Swans though, only because its at the SCG and you lot haven't played there for 10 years
>>67024419
>Sydney is in Victoria
who /dabloos/ here?
>>67024540
This delusion.
They will always be South Melbourne no matter where they are "based".
>>67024604
And the Lions are still a Fitzroy team, right?
>Australians
Who here's /stillropeable/ 14 hours later
>>67024838
cant say that i am
>>67024779
No, because the Lions are nearly entirely made from the old Brisbane Bears. Fitzroy has NOTHING to do with the modern Lions, no matter how much they claim they do.
The Swans are ENTIRELY South Melbourne.
>>67024838
>being a grown man
>letting a meaningless game of sport played by other grown men determine how you feel
pretty beta honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNczKHumdwQ
Caught the second half of the phone calls after the match, wish I got the "victorian conspiracy" bit.
>>67024924
>badass
why don't you crawl back into that hole fucking seppo cunt
I don't know why, but Hawthorn fans have become the most insufferable cunts out there this past year. They're just so damn smug it does my head in. No seriously, every Hawthorn fan I know is a self-righteous twat.
>>67024977
noice, missed it last night
>>67025020
success breeds jealousy
>>67025020
4 years straight in a grand final. They're team has given them success, why should they not be smug?
Can see were you are coming from, I do agree some of their fans take it ridiculously to another level.
>>67024882
I'm still disappoint
>>67024977
1:40
absolute melting
>>67025058
Being a cunt brings contempt. Seriously, I didn't even care about them winning the previous two years but fuck me if I haven't seen some people I know personally ramp up their game in obnoxiousness over the past year about it.
Nobody likes a bad winner.
>>67025167
I know what you mean, neither Brisbane nor Geelong fans were this obnoxious during their heyday.
>>67025167
>winning the previous two years
excuse me cunt?
>>67025207
The previous two years before last you retard.
>>67025203
Geelong nor Brisbane went through the shit that Hawthorn have gone through.
Proposed erger in 1996
1992-2000 Cellar dwellers, financially in the shitter
2001 Top 4 finish
2002-2006 Cellar dwellers
2007-Current Clarkson dynasty. 4 Premierships, 3 in a row (where this was not meant to happen), financially one of the strongest clubs, set for life
Have every right to be obnoxious
>>67025306
I don't think you know how humility works, mate.
>>67025241
haha my bad, sorry m8 xx
>>67025306
Brisbane went through shit as the Bears, the Lions didn't do too well either.
>Proposed merger
Yeah, who got that merger?
>Cellar dwellers, financially in the shitter
As were the Bears
>2001 Top 4
1995 top 8 after years of being shit
Brisbane have gone through worse than Hawthorn
>>67025407
literally no one cares about the lions
>>67024977
>starts talking up gay-league
>AFL was the winner tonight
I can't accept this. I don't want these cucks supporting >my Camry Crows
>>67024838
is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn1xwu5h10Q
>>67025443
That only further proves my point.
GENUINE POWER RATINGS OF AFL CLUBS SORTED BY WEALTH, SUCCESS, AND RELEVANCY (AFL ERA):
1. WEST COAST EAGLES
2. COLLINGWOOD MAGPIES
3. RICHMOND TIGERS
4. ADELAIDE CROWS
5. GEELONG CATS
6. SYDNEY SWANS
7. HAWTHORN HAWKS
8. ESSENDON BOMBERS
9. CARLTON FC
10. WESTERN BULLDOGS
11. FREMANTLE DOCKERS
12. ST KILDA
13. NORTH MELBOURNE
14. PORT ADELAIDE
15. MELBOURNE DEMONS
16. BRISBANE LIONS
17. GOLD COAST SUNS
18. GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY
R.I.P parachuter
That last drive to goal orchestrated by Hodge along the half back line and around the wing was a masterclass in elite kicking skills
>>67025623
fixed
1. COLLINGWOOD MAGPIES
2. HAWTHORN HAWKS
3. WEST COAST EAGLES
4. RICHMOND TIGERS
5. ADELAIDE CROWS
6. SYDNEY SWANS
7. GEELONG CATS
8. ESSENDON BOMBERS
9. CARLTON FC
10. WESTERN BULLDOGS
11. FREMANTLE DOCKERS
12. ST KILDA
13. NORTH MELBOURNE
14. PORT ADELAIDE
15. MELBOURNE DEMONS
16. BRISBANE LIONS
17. GOLD COAST SUNS
18. GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY
Has anyone posted a video of the parachute bloke eating shit?
What the fuck is all this about a parachuter, apparently he like almost died? also NORF NORF NORF
Is that the science guy with the bung eye?
>Lest... We... F-Forget
AUSTRALIANS ALL LET US REJOICE
ANZAC Day is sexist
who wins lads?
swans or eagles?
RIP in piece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ0q6f87V88
>>67026205
oh my god
>>67026205
fucking lol
>BREAKING: AFL ANZAC Day parachuter dies after freak accident at Sydney vs WCE game
Fuck
>>67026293
Oh God, here I was cracking up at the webm. Fuck, I've been laughing over a man's death. Shit.
Buddy to score 4 or more
>>67026293
source?
>>67026341
He just made it up
>>67026293
rip in piss
>>67026341
>Getting baited like that
You're still big and strong to me though
>50m penalty
what the fuck for
But for real he's crippled
these west coast unis are A E S T H E T I C
Does Perth radio have any call in gold like 5AA?
get fucked you silly cunt umpire suck on my pecker
did that cunt get an escort?
How did Trivago find this angel?
>>67026669
#returntheperil
>>67026869
>apologise for using the term yellow peril
WEST
>KEK
EAGLES
>>67026824
It was a blessing from the Almighty.
>>67026824
There's a new one now where she is wearing a red flannel shirt
This game's been fucking awful
>>67026824
Thats not the RAC girl
Lets get this bad boy to 100
>>67026942
fug, haven't seen that one yet
>>67026947
Looks like a typical non-Victorian game to me
It bothers me that Hawks are 2nd on the ladder
Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>67026824
Robin sherbackzy
>>67026947
It's wet.
Anyone else find it ironic that Lewis Jetta stuck beside Adam Goodes during the whole booing saga then as soon as he retires he goes to the team that were the first ones to really give it to Adam?
>>67027066
PLEASE
>>67025020
cuckroaches are fairweather bandwagoners
>Papley on the bench
I always fucking do this to myself
>>67027139
wait till shitmond win a final, then you'll see the bandwagoners come out in droves. They're worse than Hawthorn's ones.
>>67027201
We'll all be cold in the ground before that though
>>67027201
>wait till shitmond win a final
>>67027210
Thank god for that.
>>67027201
A hawks vs tigers final for maximum bandwagon.
>>67027225
wishful thinking, r-right? heh..
IGGS
>its raining at the SCG
terrible stadium, terrible state.
>sydney swans in wet weather
Port fans are pretty obnoxious. They're trying to convince us that Port are some powerhouse which should always be near the top of the ladder, despite having half a good season (2014) recently. At least Crows fans aren't that delusional
>>67027372
I've personally only met 9 Port Adelaide fans and they have all been well overweight
>Welcome to Channel Seven! The home of live AFL!
>Can you show me some?
>lol no
Damn. Darling is shit a lot of the time.
>>67027109
Shitney supporters cant even boo him or they'd be called racist.
Anyone notice the Shakespeare Google front page has a lot of black representation, including a mixed-race Romeo and Juliet. I dare say the /pol/ triggering will be imminent.
>>67027557
Channel 7 is the worst.
>live in WA
>eagles or freo playing at home
>lol 30 min delay
>112 posts
>20 IDs
Nice 'sport' you got there
>Sandy Roberts
No thank you
>>67027557
just get fox footy already.
>>67024838
Absolutely fucking ludicrous
>>67027674
>being this insecure about nrl
>>67027835
>paying for jewtel
good goy
just woke up here lads with a filthy hangover what better way to start drinkin again eh? might order some dominoes first then get stuck into some beers.
>>67026205
broken legs and pelvis, nasty
>>67026205
top fucking kek
>>67027906
Fox footy is worth it mate. Had your opinion once but I'll never regret getting it.
Filthy boong trying to cheat to get a 50m fucking petrol sniffer
>>67028029
but you have to get a bunch of useless channels with jewtel
>>67028224
Not him, but you can choose to only get the sports package and it's definitely worth it.
>>67028248
Really? I remember you used to not be able to do that. That sounds worth it then pham
YO
>>67028224
As >>67028248 said, you can chose packages. To be honest though, most of the shit channels come standard but you can't complain about 12 hour Seinfeld marathons
based yeo
>>67028283
Nah, you can nowadays. I used to have the whole fucking thing now I've only got Sports and News/Docs channels.
Look into it.
Who's your tip Saints vs Giants lads?
Thought I might tip a wild card and go the Saints in my tipping comp. I'm in the peloton and need to get up the ladder if I'm in for a chance.
>>67028323
giants m8
its not even close
>that old cunt bantzing over the fence
top keks now that's footy
Natanui just pushing cunts around
heeney is doing work
anyone tipping the suns?
>>67028461
heeney is a weeney
iggs fans gone awfully quiet ITT
>>67028495
Hawthorn of the west lad
>>67028490
>>67028503
Any sane eagles fan knew they were going to struggle today. I even tipped against them in my comp.
>>67028495
>implying
iggs rope a dope
poor babby iggles dont like to travel
>>67028518
>tipping against your own team
fucking disgusting
>>67028540
you tip who you think will win, not who you want to win
who /sportsbet/ here?
>>67028533
terrific post
>>67028540
I can't help it. I'm a realist.
>>67028544
Ur fucking shit m8. You send out vibes to the universe that your team will lose, no true supporter does this. I hold you 100% responsible if the iggs lose.
>>67028540
The way I see it, is if you tip against your team and they lose, at least you still get something. Hedging your bets if you like
>>67028562
absolutely disgusting
>>67028561
i'm not even an iggs fan m8, not superstitious either
where can i find a big black bull in melbourne?
>>67028540
>be you
>be essendon't fan
>lose tipping comp
Lol, way to lose.
>He participates in "footy tipping"
>>67028596
>caring more about a stupid tipping comp than your team
subhuman
>>67028596
think id commit hurry curry if i supported essendope
>>67028587
You should already know mate, seeing as you suck me off every weekend
>>67025623
>North Melbourne behind Fremantle, Western Bulldogs and St Kilda
North have won 2 AFL-era premierships. None of those clubs have won a single one.
>>67028629
only two? how mediocre
>>67028624
>Letting emotion override logic
Female pls go
>>67028587
Cucktorian here, there should a government sponsored cucking station in every suburb of Melbourne.
>>67028637
will gladly support this
my cuckshed is in rabbles atm
>>67028587
ask my wife, her son found one for her
DELIBERATE RUSHED BEHIND
Does that rule even exist any more?
>>67028635
Loyalty is a male quality than women do not have. I wouldn't expect you to understand.
DAT MARK
so 4chan has a subreddit now?
>>67027050
Haven't seen him in a while, actually.
>>67028663
this place is more reddit than reddit nowadays
more like shiggs
>>67028649
hi kochie, how's port this week?
Iggs @ $41 get on lads
>>67028653
No. Just like the "if you duck your head and get tackled, it's automatic holding the ball" rule they introduced last year, it's dead.
>>67026869
#bringbacktheasianinvasion
>>67028657
>Having a realistic expectation that your team won't win every game it plays is being disloyal
The fuck are you talking about
>>67028649
Juden please go.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Fucking racists booing Jetta
>jetta
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Iggles are done this year.
Papley get fucked you're on my bench
stream froze. what happened?
>>67028689
Not expecting to win is beta mentality, I fully expect this from you.
Iggs @ $67 get on lads
>>67028725
jetta jobbed hard
>>67028674
it's literally as bad as the afl"dude" chatbox
>iggs
>>67028737
mate theyre gonna lose by 60 at this rate
>>67027050
>implying I would ever lose the picture
why do /afl/ posters harbour anger?
/nrl/ /cric/ are much more comfier tbqh
Eagles aren't a contender this year. Wasted their chance with this group last year, just like Port in 2014 and Freo in 2013.
>>67028757
Bad weather
>>67028775
accurate post
>>67028758
Iggs @ $201 get on lads
>>67028764
>implying I am you
>>67028778
get fukt
>>67028757
iggs? more like niggs
West Coast are back to being flat track bullies. Have only beaten Freo, Brisbane and Richmond. Have been shit against good teams.
West Coast are a mess. A big fat mess.
>>67028803
accurate post
I love it when the mics pic up bogan fans yelling on the sidelines.
>>67028770
Kys /nrlel/
>>67028808
SAD!
>>67028808
They're crash landing harder than a Red Beret parachutist
>>67028816
>YA BUNCH OF BLOODY MONGRELS
>>67028775
Its still wide open, hawks meme is over and all other top teams could drop off at any minute.
>worst cuckstralians
>>67028831
good post
hurn is a meme
natanui is a meme
>>67028778
Yeah I reckon it would have looked a bit different in the dry.
>>67028829
>hawks meme is over
They're 4-1 (better than this time last year) and always start slow. They've also beaten some of the most hyped-up teams so far this year in WCE, Bulldogs and Adelaide.
Them winning the flag is pretty much a certainty now.
>>67028829
>hawks meme is over
i honestly don't think so, every time they get doubted they do weird shit and belt the shit out of teams
>The City of Pert
>>67028844
>umpball over saints
>umpball over crows
KEK they limped over the line over the saints. They are done.
>>67028844
swans m8
>Eagles can't perform at the home of footy
>Can't perform in the West
>Can only play well at Subi in perfect conditions.
What a bunch of princesses.
buddy taking the piss now
>tfw fucked an 18yo from tinder last night
Chubby but best bj ive ever had
finally, the eagles meme is over
Are the Eagles, dare I say it, finished?
Now that the eagles are done and have joined the dockers in bin. Who are destined for the top 4?
>>67028874
I finished in ur mum's bum hole, m8.
>>67028880
Hawthorn
Bulldogs
Norf
Adelaide
>>67028880
Hawthorn, Adelaide, Bulldogs, Sydney
In no particular order
>>67028836
Thanks m8
>>67028880
Swans
Hawks
Crows
Dogs
There is your top 4
>no roos
They wont make top 4
>>67028885
>>67028892
Agree with this.
>>67028880
Geelong, then out in straight sets again
>>67028859
Subi is the west you autist
>Thinking the Doggies can be top 4 without Bobby
This how the ladder will look at the end of the year.
>>67028894
Got the feeling you guys will tire later on in the season.
>>67028905
You do realise that the eagles need to win every game from now on?
>>67028894
Geelong won't make the 8. Huge overrated pretenders that have gone from relying on Selwood and a group of old holdovers from their premiership years to relying on Selwood and Dangerfield and a smaller number of holdovers from their premiership years. They don't have the spread of quality players or gameplan to be anything special. From watching their last three games, they've hardly improved from last year, in fact they may have gone backwards even with Dangerfield.
>>67028897
I meant to say "wet". Was a typo.
>this triggers feminists
>>67028905
>Lelbourne that low
>WCoast that high
>Freo that high
>>67028892
>>67028885
>falling for the 'Bulldogs are good' meme
>>67028905
>1 win
who did we beat?
>>67028905
>win every remaining game
>116%
West Cuck Iggles everyone KEK
*fbbbbbfffffffrrrrpppppp* ahhhhhh that's better lads.
>Cloke alludes to playing in the VFL multiple times in the interview
>"So you reckon you'll be playing VFL then?"
I could literally beat the living shit out of all of you.
>>67028964
same t b h
>>67028964
Yeah probably
>worst cuckstralia finish 1 & 2
>cant win the flag
>one season later neither team will even make the finals
TOP FUCKING KEK
What a poor excuse for a "state"
Hawthorn
Sydney
Adelaide
West Coast
Geelong
Western Bulldogs
Gold Coast
North Melbourne
GWS
Port Adelaide
Fremantle
St Kilda
Melbourne
Richmond
Brisbane
Essendon
Collingwood
Carlton
What do you reckon lads
>>67028964
*porp* I hope you do ;) *fberrrp* hee hee hee
>>67028928
>being this triggered about feminists
>thinking anyone itt cares
>Playing the Wrestlemania theme song
>>67028971
absolutely stupendous post
>GAJ
>>67028975
Probably the clostest ladder so far.
BUT
Geelong too high. Norf too low. Pies suck but should finish above essendon and brisbane
>the city of gaj
>>67028975
Good one, but
Norf 5th
Geelong 7th
GWS 8th
suns out
>>67028964
step up nigga, I'll fuckin dust you.
>>67029010
Yeah I agree, when I looked at it a second time I thought all of those things desu. Might put Gelong down to seventh, shove them all up one except North who jumps over Gold Coast as well.
>gaj injured already
Suns I out of finals race lads
>256 posts
>Only 8 cucks
What's going on, fellas?
>collarjazzknee
>>67029062
wifes son is asleep and the wife is out with a "ty"
Norf are just a meme right lads? They arent serious contenders surely? Cant think of anyone who genuinely rates them
Fuck lads, I have to go. The missus said I need to take her son to swimming lessons. Really want to watch this game though, what should I do?
>memelaide
>brismeme
>carlmeme
>collingmeme
>memendon
>memeantle
>memelong
>gold coast memes
>greater memestern sydney
>memethorn
>memebourne
>north memebourne
>port memelaide
>richmeme
>st memeda
>memedney
>west coast memegles
>memestern bulldogs
>>67029102
quality post m8
>>67029102
>Australian Meme League
>>67029084
Just April Premiers, let them have their moment in the sunlight.
Gold Coast are getting fucked by the refs so far
sick of these green refs
Who sniffs their own farts here? *prrrp* oopsie haha *squelch*
After the outroar last night, I decided to sit down and review the last five minutes and do my best job at trying to remain neutral and assess the game and the umpires decisions. Of course, this will be difficult, so I have included the time remaining so anyone who cares to can go back and check out the play and reassess themselves.
Five minutes to go, and the Adelaide Crows are leading by 15 points.
4:40– Brodie Smith has heaps of time on the wing, he botches a kick to an incredibly free Seedsman, and the Hawks get the ball back through Stratton.
4:25The ball spills in Hawthorns forward 50, Puopolo and Cheney are in a head to head footrace to get to the ball. Cheney tries to keep Poppy from the ball rather than kick it through himself, and Poppy manages to sneak his foot onto the ball to kick it through. The margin is 9 points.
4:17Burgoyne was given a free kick for being held in the centre by Douglas. The angle is difficult to get a good view on, but we can see Douglas’ arm around Burgoyne, and Burgoyne appealing to the umpire for it.
4:05Puopolo crumbs crumbs the ball off Burgoyne’s kick into the Fwd 50 and gives it off to Cyril who scores a goal. The margin is 3 points.
3:32This seems to be a genuinely bad call. Tex takes his eyes off the ball briefly, and barely touches Gibson. The umpire awards Gibson the mark, the ball needs to be recovered from where it was missed by both of them and roll towards the boundary.
3:10The Crows successfully manage to immediately force a turnover after the Hawks exit their defensive 50. Commentator remarks Shiels held onto and no free kick to him.
3:02Tex awarded a free kick (correctly) in almost the same position on the opposite side of the ground.
2:20He hits the post. 4 point margin.
1:45Gunston takes a mark outside 50 on boundary.
1:10Kicks a behind. The margin is 3 points again.
whats everyone drinkin tonight? i'm gonna murder a bottle of bundy.
>>67029162
> refs
>>67029162
>refs
>>67029210
1:03Spills to boundary just outside 50
0:55Puopolo goes to take a mark inside 50 and is awarded a free kick due to a push in the back. Both players went to ground, and Adelaide player falls onto his back. Always a free kick for this.
0:25Puopolo kicks the goal. Hawks lead by 3.
0:05Ball gets kicked up high and upon return gets knocked to Smith. Smith who expects to get tackled makes the fake handballing gesture that players do to avoid being pinged for not making an attempt. Sloan jumps a tackle onto him and immediately pulls the ball out of his grasp. Smith had the ball less than 2 seconds. Siren goes.
In my opinion, the umpires did not have an impact on the end result of this match. It was three skill errors from Adelaide players that Hawthorn capitalised on.
Brodie Smith’s bad kick that would have otherwise lead to a potentially clean forward 50 entry.Cheney not kicking the ball through himself for a rushed behind.Tex hitting the behind post (though that’s a harsh one to call a skill error as his kick looked pretty good!)
As always, happy to hear other interpretations/opinions. :)
>>67029210
>>67029230
https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/4g1ztk/did_last_nights_umpiring_in_the_last_five_minutes/
good reddit post :^)
>>67029162
>refs
>>67029162
>refs
*flllrrrrssscccchhh* *sniff sniff* aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh that one smells creamy *errrp* oop excuse me :)
>>67029162
>refs
Jesus christ Suns get it together
>>67029162
here's another one on the house
Tommy Lynch is a fucking gun
>>67029264
*sniffs* smells poopy teehee *farts* woops bumbum made a smelly haha *vomits* hahaha chunky
Just here at bunnings buying me some methylated spirits for tonight lads
Gonna get absolutely wasted
>>67029318
waba sort your life out mate, you're a mess
>>67029318
Maybe you should practice for later tonight and root the guy while he's bent over.
>>67029318
just suck on some butane gas m8, you'll never hallucinate more in your life
>>67029318
That reminds me of that time I spent like half an hour walking around Bunnings trying to find something. I fucking asked like two staff members where the thing was. One guy pointed me to the wrong place and one guy wasn't sure if they even had it, when I was sure they did. The fucking unhelpful dipshits they have working there.
>>67029352
Dw lad ive got some diggers paint stripper to go with the spirits
The price is Wright
>>67029393
Fucken classy. Going to a high society function with a bottle of paint stripper?
>>67029393
mate you can literally blind yourself drinking that shit, just don't fair dinkum
>>67029318
subi bunnings ay
>>67029380
fuck off cunt
how can we expect to know every single fucking item in our store? we stock over 55,000 products.
AH
CHEE
Who /GYPROCK/ here?
>>67029416
You have to warm it up and then its safe.
>GAJ
>4 disposals
JUST
>>67029470
Is he injured or something?
>>67029477
Copped a corked calf in the 1st quarter, but even then he's been playing about 80% all season. Hasn't looked like himself.
>>67029230
Missing some a couple of bad ones here.
* Sauce Jacobs being held onto and scragged in the ruck -- pretty obvious free kick in most other games
* Rory Sloane being held onto before a Hawthorn free for out on the full. Pretty clear free kick - as clear as the Burgoyne one. Not sure how long was left when this happened and I've since forgotten what the outcome of the free kick (for out on the full) was.
I hate that the last holding the ball decision wasn't paid and the "but it happened right at the end of the game" argument that others have used doesn't sit well with me. If it's a free kick in the middle of the second quarter then it's a free kick with one second left. There has never been anything in any rule book that I am aware of that says that you don't pay a free kick because of the time of the game when it happened.
One final thing that had me wondering was the last centre bounce. Had Ceglar not tapped it right into the bread basket of an Adelaide Crows player I wonder how many people would have cried that it should have been rebounced. Ceglar had to move backwards to get to the ball.
>hawks mod
>says umpiring was fair
reddit strikes again
>>67025207
>Can't even triforce
>Switched the VC to Priddis last minute coz game was wet weather
>Hes shit
>GODStein GOATING it up as orignally predicted
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FUUUUUUUUUUCK
At least my opponent had grimley on the ground and NigNat on the bench for some fucking reason, could be my saving grace
Love how Gold Cunts have orange seats to make the stadium look full
Does cuntington have a case to answer?
Kicking gaz in the back it looked p suss.
>people are still crying about the umpiring
fuck me dead if a team cant put away a half baked side then the team is fucked
>>67029542
reminds me of the teal seats at footy park in Adelaide before the port bandwagon
>>67029572
You mean the tarps?
>>67029542
Gabba has multicoloured seats, it must be a QLD thing
>>67029572
and the tarps
>>67029556
What happens when they've been consistently awful for both sides?
>>67029517
Why does a mods opinion supersede everyone else's? The umpiring was atrocious so the mod is objectively wrong.
>>67028829
>4-1
>hawks meme is over
I love how every Grand Final day you finally shut the fuck up
Can't wait until Gold Cunts go under. Norf can't handle them up there
>>67029596
nothing much you can do
>>67029584
tarps didn't cover all the empty seats, it got pretty bad back then
>Glenelg mentality
fold the nsw and qld teams.
afl should be the major sports in vic, sa and wa. tas and nt can come too if they want.
>>67029609
Record is misleading, they only beat saint kilda by 3 points with massive umpire favoritism. Extremely lucky in two other games with 3 point margins, a kick either way and the Hawks could easily be 2-3. You are delusional if think this is the same hawthorn.
>>67029647
expanding on this;
north to be moved to tas
st jewda or bulldogs to be moved to nt
>>67029673
Wouldn't the Hawks be moved to Tasmania?
>>67029667
They started last year 4-4 and everyone wrote them off. Please keep posting these anti Hawthorn memes though, I'm compiling a collage of them to post on Grand Final day.
Your comment last week about Eagles being the only legitimate contenders is a personal favourite.
>>67029647
>>67029673
They need to merge some vic clubs together too. poorthorn and norf, etc.
>>67029518
kek
>>67029667
Last year they lost to Essendon and GWS and were 4-4 after 8 rounds. They were playing worse footy then than they are now. The Hawks begin playing their best in the second half of the year, so all they have to do is bank points in the first half, which is what they're doing now.
For a team that's done, they're doing pretty well to have only lost 1 game against some of the most highly rated teams in the comp.
>>67029694
>They need to merge the most successful club of the modern era
nomming (You)
>>67029692
>I'm compiling a collage
Sperg on spergo
You also have weird delusions in your head that you are speaking to the same person for some buzzare reason. I haven't made a single prediction about the eagle this year. You're a fucking weirdo.
>>67029692
Hawks are finished. They'll choke in the finals by a goal and this "Hawks are clutch" meme will be emphatically crushed
>>67029681
Why would you move the most successful club of the last 60 years ?
Move a shit, average team; ala north
>>67029599
the mods over there delete posts that disagree with ump decisions
>>67029724
>>67029726
stay
-salty
-jealous
-seething with rage
>>67029708
They are both poor cunts with low supporter bases.
>>67029733
>hawthorn
>poor
please stop this terribly low bait
>>67029731
I was just providing some +(You)s for your compilation
>>67029692
>I'm compiling a collage
lmao
>Sandy Roberts
No thank you
>>67029733
utter delusion
>>67027772
>>67029772
nomming you for the team
>>67029774
>pokie money
stealing from pensioners, nice club.
>this thread
>>67029747
The Hawks will be poor once they lose their Tasmanian sponsorship and the bandwagoner members jump off.
You can tell many of the members who signed up in the last three years can see the fall coming, which is why they're no showing up to watch games.
Hawks also make more money than any other club on the pokies, so that's another extremely volatile revenue stream they have - there's mounting societal pressure for clubs to dissociate themselves from these operations, and it will surely eventuate that they'll have to lest it become a PR disaster for them.
So basically, within the next 10 years, it seems likely that the Hawks will lose or have diminished three of their major revenue streams. Just like in the late 90s, they'll be back in merger talks. That's because their fans are fickle and have been conditioned to jump off as soon as it looks like the side will stop being successful. How else could you explain that they were on their hands and knees financially shortly after winning a slew of flags and being a dominant side less than a decade earlier?
Who /top 1/ here?
(Cucktoria need not apply)
>>67029667
>He supports a club that waists energy chasing percentage
>>67029816
Will be North in about an hour.
>>67029809
Tall poppy syndrome: the post
>>67029809
elite truth bomb #poorthorn
>>67029809
didnt read this lmao
>>67029833
I heard a rumor that Hodgey's missus cheated on him and one of his kids isnt even his.
>>67029843
No come back: The Post
>>67029854
His wife was in the Ashley Madison data leak, LMAO!
>>67029854
>>67029903
>cuckthorn
meme magic strikes again
>>67029816
technically they're south melbourne.
>cucktorian sports
when will they learn?
stream for a big strong friend?
who r u tipping be honest pls
seint/geant
deemon/tiegr
megpie/bumber
>>67029955
never ever
>>67029974
Saints
Tigers
Magpies
>>67029968
Vaughn live dot tv forward slash afldude
>>67029974
saints, melbin, dopers
>>67029974
Giants
Demons
Pies
Does anyone like holding in their shit for as long as they can so that they can produce a really satisfying big log?
>>67030007
all the time, I do the same thing with my pee
>>67030007
No, overcooking is stupid and often results is less than optimal poos.
le fast pacey muzzie
Saad was explosive there
I've gotten into this habit where I get nervous before work so have to shit in the work toilets of a morning. I don't like using their toilets, but the urge to shit as I get in the building is just too great to ignore. I try to clean myself out the night before or just after I wake up, but my asshole doesn't want to open up until I get to work. Really wish I could break the habit.
>>67030047
use a enema at home
>>67030057
>a enema
>a
>>67029523
Grimley is actually playing? ??
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
WAS MEANT TO BE MY CAPTAIN OPTION FOR VC LOOPHOLE
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
Was listed as emergency friday. Thats bullshit
is this red and yellow team even trying
>>67030073
>muh internet numbers game
grow up faggot
>>67030080
they're deliberately sucking for draft picks
>>67030073
>Was listed as emergency friday
For Monday games, they only list 25-man squads on Friday. They don't confirm who's in the best 22/emergencies until Saturday. Grimley was never named emergency; he was part of the extended bench.
>>67030059
get a life nerd
>>67030080
PLEASE
>>67030090
I'm helping you, though. I'm making you a better person. You should be grateful, you little dipshit.
>>67030087
>How do you want your sc team this weekend senpai?
JUST
I should have gone with someone actually confirmed out like Oliver. Ive just used grimley all season so didnt think twice about it. Fuck me.
He's a chance to tear i up and score 100+ r-right?
>>67030082
This is serious lad
>>67030100
no need to yell bro, already watching
Well I'm glad Grimely is playing because if Martin pulls out, I'll at least have some cover. Good time for him to get a game.
>>67030073
Enjoy Grimleys elite output on Monday m8
>>67030134
Crying to be honest lad
just realised cloke was my captain
>>67030104
kek, enjoy losing to pwnstar
When will manlet teams learn?
How do I get a gf like this?
who /lifelong kangaroo/ here
>>67030217
No, its me pwnstar, the one who fucked up and has grimley on field
>still leading in total points scored though
The gold coast meme is finally over
>>67030102
no one gives a fuck dickhead
>>67030233
just use oliver you toilet baby
I fucking hate North
>>67030245
I can but it doesn't help me get nicnat back on the field does it. Thats the problem.
>>67030223
miami
>another week of norf on top of the ladder
easiest of runs for a team that finished 4th in the finals
>>67030261
ah
lel
>>67030264
Swans, Hawks, Adelaide, Dogs twice
Sook
>>67030264
They have a tough run later in the year, though.
>>67030280
Talking about the start mate.
>>67030280
so this upvote namefaggot was a north supporter the entire time
>>67030293
Against Adelaide and Freo, then Gold Coast away is easy?
>>67030319
>freo
>gold coast
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>67030319
Freo are shit this year and GC are nothing special. Norf is a good team, but they haven't been challenged like the Hawks have though.
>>67030319
you're a retard
>>67030344
Good post +(You)
Just checked our fixture; Dogs, Saints, Essendon and Carlton in next 4 weeks :^)
>>67030372
>our
What position do you play, mate?
>>67030380
I'm in the media department
>>67030372
>our
Keep a lid on it, Firrito
>>67030372
>australian chelsea fan, north fan, and obvious reddit user
>our
>:^)
consider suicide
Are the rumors true?
>>67030400
I'm following Tottenham at the moment
>>67030372
>people think I'm annoying so I'm gonna start being annoying on purpose XD :^)
What happened during your childhood
>>67030419
>not leicester
kys
I took my name off, can people stop picking on me and treat me like a regular poster? Thanks
five on the trot proud of us
oi lads, is it acceptable to go to a footy game by myself?
>>67030474
YNWA la
poort or the cucklong cats?
who /undefeated/ here?
not so fast rest of the league
>>67030525
Norffag reporting in.
Join in the chorus or gtfo
>>67030525
Hello namefriend I also use a name to identify myself
Not gay desu but sometimes I like to fantasize about sucking a big, thick black cock
>>67030481
Depends if the stadium has a no singes policy.
>>67030557
I sometimes wonder what a big fat cock would feel like in my mouth.
Not a fag though.
>>67030588
it's etihad for the Doggies game
THE FREO DERBY GETTING REAL TIGHT LADS
I literally dance to the bunnings ads
>>67030609
>wafl
>>67030073
what is vc loophole? pls
why does jonathan brown commentate every brisbane game?
if you even want to call it commentating when it's just him fellating the club.
the memedogs honeymoon is over
>>67030609
>>/asp/
>>67030685
Better than all the dog knot the afl """media""" have been taking for the last year or so.
>>67030685
He's an extension of Brisbane's media department. He's used to try to keep the game alive in Queensland. He hypes up how good Brisbane will be so as to limit the members jumping off.
Are they going to sing "never tear us a part" after the ANZAC stuff?
Is that Sting in the rafters?
>0.5.5
>2.0.12
>He fell for the dogs meme
How much of this nonsense do we have to sit through?
That would be in all seriousness the worst performance of the national anthem I have ever heard.
oh for fucks sakes theyre doing it
>check Doggies-Lions score
>12-6
>oh Brissy have got a good start with a couple of goals to the Doggies one here
>mfw 0.6
>Following up ANZAC ceremony with INXS
Only in fucking Adelaide.
>>67030035
It's amazing how much they get away with slipping in slurs into the commentary sometimes. Remember a World Cup game where he's like COLUMBIA SMUGGLES IT THROUGH.
>0.6
>I now remember that time in primary school where I mimed the Last Post on my trumpet
>During the pause everyone found out when I lowered it and then the music started again and I hastily put it back up to my mouth
Good times.
qt goal umpire
>>67030806
seriously its pretty fucking disrespectful, and they put photos of the dead player who fell out of a coconut tree like its in the same league as the anzacs
>>67030843
I'm now picturing that guitar line before the harmonica for Never Tear Us Apart to a drunk shirtless bogan straddling a palm tree interspersed with the ANZACS.
>>67030735
>>67030792
>>67030843
Its not even anzac day
Not gay but wouldn't mind taking a dick up my arse once or twice, just ti see how it feels
>>67030868
>harmonica
>>67030884
If it's anything like the monster I shat out a few days ago then it's not pleasant at all
My Wife's Son
My Wife's Son
>>67030884
Why not just buy a dildo you degenerate?
Dad on Ollie Wines: "imagine going through life with a head like that.
>gradually empty seats round after round
the tarps are coming
>>67030943
Pretty sure his nickname at the club is even box head
>dangerfield
fucking idiot
>"open to the world" behind the goals in the Adelaide game
>has a Chinese flag
JUST
>>67030987
Also in communist red.
>>67030936
Already have several
I think I need to take itto the next level
UMPBALL
Bringing the ball forward for a bit of backchat is a load of shit. Fucking pussies.
poort milking the frees
>>67031029
Angus wantsfrees been giving cheeky lessons over the summer
>believing in the Dangerfield meme
>>67031006
nice warm cock way better than plastic
>>67031046
More liek 'no danger on the field'
I hate Port Adelaide, but I hate Geelong more
BIFF
I
F
F
BRING BACK THE BIFF
Settle down BT
solid fight 6.5/10
wish they would punch on
>>67031006
yeah, you're gay
>>67031073
I'm gonna go out and smash a few asain cunts for the anzacs.
>>67031111
Quads for the anzacs
>>67031111
Good lad.
Proud Port Adelaide fan and proud Chinese here.
>>67031111
>get on Tinder
>arrange date with Turkish girl at beach
>turn up at the wrong one
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>67031160
Kek
If you dumb shits aren't putting your money on the Based Bombers this Monday then go put a bullet proof vest on and shoot yourselves in the head NOW.
>getting beaten by chinese footy club
Geelong shitting on the anzacs
What even is umpiring?
>Mike Goldman is the Geelong doctor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
>>67031224
Hi 'Based RC'
Which state are you in mate?
Wanna meet up for some beers sometime?
Don't mean to pry ahaha
>i tipped the cats
>>67031270
I'll cunt your fuckshittin
>>67031275
Sober state, mate. I don't drink beer.
>Luke Darcy full snitching on players
that would have been so cringey if he missed
>booing Dangerfield for "betraying South Australia"
D A N G E R
A
N
G
E
R
>OPEN TO THE WORLD
See Jake the package going for it?
I bet you cunts are jelly as fuck of our big stronk package! Bulldogs may win flag and this glorious cunt may kick 7 goals during it, yes.... prepare your anus
>>67031224
>not having a cheeky tenner on Tony Tipungwuti for the Anzac medal
Kenny on this isnt what we stand for as a footy club watch
>>67031336
>Implying i have the money to spare
>poort
>>67031336
Abos/New Guinea are archaic human hybrids.
>>67031329
the bullshits and norf are pretenders
>>67031329
>watching dogs vs lions whilst a much more patricians choice of poort vs cats is on
delusional twat
Bring out the tarps lads
>>67031385
too busy punching holes in the wall m8
>>67031160
Fuckin kek
>>67031286
holy shit nvm
Another week smashed in hit outs cleanrences and cont. possessions.
Same thing every single week. Would be nice if this was addressed
BAZ
>>67031468
What team are you talking about?
>>67031475
Poort
>18th in the comp for disposal efficiency
Would be nice to draft people who can kick a footy and hit a target. Big skill for footy. Hawks exploit this meme
>>67031505
You're also playing Geelong who have been a terrible clearance/contested ball team for years.
>>67031513
Port are possibly the worst contested ball team in the comp.
>>67031523
Oi we fuckin love gooks though m8 so
dead
thread
Could 5AA be as based as it was last night?
>>67031608
Port are getting a much better run with the umps, so no.
Port Adelaide are going to run out and curb stomp the cats from here.
>meme memelaide
>cucklong cucks
Port Adelaide are a big FAT mess!
>letting Michael Voss anywhere near your club
kek
>I didn't drag it in!
Typical Port Cuckelaide liar. What a pathetic franchise club.
>cuck cuckelaide
>poort memelaide est. 1997
>drafting SPEEDY ABOS WITH PACE when your entire game plan revolves around running
>neade, ah chee, amon, impey
>rest of the comp catches up in fitness
>turns out none of these "footballers" have any footskills at all and cant hit the side of a barn when the opposition is within 5m
JUST
>>67031735
Yet more premierships than Richmond won even a decade before they were formed.
>>67031768
>SANFL flags
>comparing them to the most pathetic club in the league over the last 40 years
not setting the bar high are you fake fake fake RC
dead thread
dead sport
>Jasper Pittard is LITERALLY Port's best player
kek
KEK
K E K
cucked
absolutely cucked
>>67031916
Robbie gray is but hes out of form
Pittard has been this year yes
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
shamefur dispray porta aderade
Baz's wife is a sloot
Good job, Port. Your cheap, dirty sniping woke Geelong up and has gotten them playing as a team. Thanks.
Its another Dixon kicks a junktime goal episode
who 5/5 here?
They should just drop the bullshit touched on the line rule imo, make it unless the opposition handpass or kick it through its a goal not just touch
>>67032123
'no'
memekley has been fucking exposed without his GOAT assistants
Hoping Geelong kicks 2 more goals desu
>>67031916
Who is Ollie Wines?
Kochie will go after this
What the fuck happened in the Geelong vs Port game?
I checked the scores around half time and Geelong were up by ~10 points, now they're up by 50.
>>67032250
Port went full 07 GF and gave up
Absolute downhill skiers
>>67032250
They got E X P O S E D
>>67032250
>poort
>>67032136
Ok, I'm going to recruit this guy at full back. what then? we have these here now
>port traded like 6 first round draft picks the last 2 years for ryder, dixon and toumpas to win a flag in the next 3 years with this squad
A little worried lads
>>67032250
Port only played one good quarter. And really, all they did that quarter was take a lot of cheap shots behind the ball and play a physical, high-pressure style, which unsettled the Cats. Once Geelong settled, they were clearly a more skilled side and able to maintain the ability to win the contested ball for longer.
>>67032273
>wasting him at fullback
play him full forward, no one will out mark him m8.
"..the ANZAC spirit was really on the line."
What did be mean by this?
the butthurt is flowing on 5aa
>>67031358
Check your genetics knowledge friend
>>67032437
Abos/New Guinea are confirmed 4% Neanderthal DNA and 5% Denisovan DNA. That is just extinct archaic species that we havehave discovered and have genome. It is highly likely that there is even more. The difference is significant when chimps and humans share 98% DNA.
>>67032496
reddit BTFO
Is Wines having a cry?
>>67032496
Europeans bred with Neanderthals too you retard
>>67032653
Obviously a genetic advance, while african and aboriginals interbred with less advanced species to their detriment. Stay mad subhuman shitskin.
>>67032496
Friend, all individuals who are from lineages of humans that moved out of Africa ~200k years ago have 4% of their genome that originated from Neanderthals. I think you're getting confused between DNA origins and DNA differences today. The Aboriginal and New Guinean lineages split off roughly 75k years ago, after people had mixed with neanderthals meaning we all have the same sequences that came from neanderthals (unless you're pure African).
You're right about Aboriginal and New Guinean lineages having some Denisovan DNA, that Europeian lineages don't have, but it doesn't really make a difference.
>>67032720
If a sequence is detrimental then it would give those individuals a lower fitness. Lower fitness = less offspring, less offspring means that those genes/sequences would be lost. If they've stuck around for 30k years then there was clearly no detriment to interbreeding with Denisovans.
Some of you really need to check your genetics knowledge.
>>67032750
>check your genetics knowledge.
That would take away valuable meme spouting time
>>67032766
Don't be silly anon, theres time in the day for both.
>>67032729
Mungo-man had less archaic features than modern aboriginals. There has been significant interbreeding within the last 40,000 years. We have the recently discovered extinct species, the red deer cave people, who are extremely similar to aboriginals.
>>67032750
>If a sequence is detrimental then it would give those individuals a lower fitness
It can detrimental in many ways other than fitness. Maybe it helped them in primitive hunter gather life. But their brains are less suited to living in the moder world.
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ROOCH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
last for the anzac spirit
*farts*
>>67033209
typical shitskin no respect for the anzacs
last 4 aussie diggers
>>67032923
>Might make them less suited to living in the modern world
Nice conjecture there m8
>>67033432
That all the facts support, aboriginals excelled in stone-age hunter gather existence but are virtually incapable of living in the modern world.
>>67033468
Show me the research that shows genes that are associated with inability to live in the modern world
Last for anzac
>>67033640
Abo greatest technologies
>Log 2.0 aka Didgeridoo
>Stick 2.0 aka boomerang
Aboriginals were literally in stone-age only a few hundred years.
>>67033946
Nice peer reviewed research there, really good
>>67033946
If you are so much smarter than they are why can't you be humble about it and incent something better. But no you won't. You sit on your tiny flat ass on ur fat ass shitpostin stuff worse than what comes out of your asshole. 99 percent of the time I can hate on others because I'm a billionaire who paid of the Australian government just so I could live here. You wondering why you can afford to get 500 bucks a week on the dole? You don't have any idea how many rich guys like me are out there. They talk like me dress like me act like me and be whatever they want to be.
Go "literally" fuck yourself while I make another half million selling your mothers grave to Chinese investors.
>>67034421
and yes that was me. The Real Reality Check TM
and I know you niggers are reading this so let this be hears. I have spent a lot of time in China penting up a lot of hate and resentment to what the Australian race has become. You are going to be hearing a lot more truth bombs from now on.
last for ANZACs
>>67034572
Kys you role playing piece of shit.
