UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 155 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 156 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCvcAoNRqOg
https://youtu.be/r7luNOsrshQ
ITS HAPPENING LADS
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG
>those tats
JUST
>norwegian jits
BASED SPICELY
>spicey jitz
>giving up your back like a bitch
SHIT TATS BTFO
anyone smell bacon?
I hope this bitch ass cop bitch gets HEEMd famalam
Literally lay and pray
>>66981318
>Strawweights
>heeming anyone
sup fellas just started watching are these birds the first bout
>>66981451
nope
TAKE THAT FUCKING BACON BITCH
3 THAI PADS A WEEK
MINIMUM
heem
>>66981451
Some Norwegian goof got RNC'd in 30 seceonds
heemspeak btw lads?
Had to change streams
Chick in black won?
>>66981569
cheers lad
>>66981419
WHAT NOW BITCH
>>66981589
I didn't see it
Was it a shitty tko or did the chick actually go out?
>>66981610
s-she got finished by strikes
>>66981642
Thought so
No 115 pounder has ever finished a fight with a legit KO
>I'm a Muslim
Oh boy here we fuckin go.
SHEEEEEEEEEM
based judges gave it to the qt miesha
How long is this?
inb4 he quits again
![1433218304256[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lHhoEWT.jpg "1433218304256[1].jpg")
>>66982524
>he's never heard about Joan Jones
>Paraisy quits between rounds on earlier season of TUF for no reason
>gets another shot
How fuckin desperate is TUF for fighters?
>>66982581
>tfw judges didn't even watched the fight and scored it based on aesthetics
>>66982594
2 hour premiere
ELIAS URBINA THE FOURTH
>>66982635
oh.
shit.
they had one of these fighters on fs1 to promote this season and she was fucking prime
give me /heem/ stream
is connor still on ufc 200? or is the op lying
Who /richpiana/ here?
Check out PigRigg in the background
>People terrorized him so bad
What ?
>>66982676
>>66981079
>>66979698
>>66982683
hes lying you goof
what happened in the fight with the quitter?
>this dodson looking nigress
>those arab eurocuck bulls
kek
>>66982754
He quit, again. But he was proud of himself this time.
>2 french
>A quitter and a cuck
I'm happy I don't have my flag right now
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/20/11475938/dana-white-conor-mcgregor-retirement-would-have-usada-implications
>Dana literally calling out Conor for juicing
Goofs, pls name me a better fuckin boss out there
thast right u cant
>>66982725
>hes lying you goof
;(
>all these terrorist goofs
>>66982620
bro wtf?
>>66982685
I pay attention to rich once a month because he's honest about roids unlike literally everyone else in the same industry
>unironic cuck vs arab bull
kek
>3-0
>beat Jon Jones
Don't think you've mastered eyepokes yet lad
>>66982766
You mean he gassed. Cardio = the most important attribute for a fighter.
>Chel-C
FUCKIN DROPPED
>CHEL-C
>Chel-C
>>66982797
I like his bigger by the day vlogs.
GOOOOOOOD FUUUUUUUUUCKING MOOOOORRRRNING!!!
This chelsea chick with the retarded name sure is cute
Did Meisha just say "explosivity?"
>chel-c
has conor finally found a way to beat testing?
say you're retired until 2 weeks before the fight and they cant test you
>>66982850
EXPLOSIVITY AT ITS FINEST
>not black
>named chel-c
>>66982850
my dick would do some explosivity in Mieshas ass
>>66982861
Dana literally just said that you need to give 4 months notice when you intend to return and during that time you'll be tested randomly.
what do i do with this meme now? fucking hell
chel-c's mewvment is impressive
>tfw bryan is going to get put in a chastity belt for not prepping chel-c well enough
what a cuck
Do you think her parents named her Chel-C or did she change her name?
>>66982977
She's definitely young enough to have stupid parents
>>66982965
>bryan cuckaway
>a 6 foot MW thinks he can beat Jones
![1440433982446[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/SAsfXNl.gif "1440433982446[2].gif")
>this nigga thinks he can beat jon jones
ANOTHER BRITISH LASS YES
>>66975932
so jon jones pet dc clone
versus lhw ryan hall (droopy eyed white boy bjj)
I will celebrate the day that either Key or Peele dies.
odds that i can get my weed dealer to bring me a burger and fries?
>>66982994
surprised he's still at the gym
>>66983021
fuck i can eat some rn... bad idea to celebrate 4/20 without ordering food...
>>66983021
5:1
weed dealers know what is up, plus they know your lazy ass will be easier to rip off in the future when your dependant
>>66982997
Gus, Belfort, Hamill, and DC already did. OSP will do it as well.
What did he mean by this?
![1433266462906[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ty455jB.jpg "1433266462906[1].jpg")
>yfw the condoms the police found in jon's car were for the male clients he was with
no proper heem sleepies yet
>Meme ended before it began
wew
I love a good reverse cucking
>the next fight featured two europeans
DROPPED
>>66982987
>stupid young'uns!!1!! xD
>70s was when REAL music existed!! not shit like Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber!
Britney Palmer just posted a snapchat of her smoking weed
I can't love her anymore
do you think one of these bug brutes will fug some of the young women on the show?
>>66983043
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
link?!
>>66983088
I'm just saying her parents are retarded if they named her "Chel-C," dipshit
I myself am merely 23
>>66983104
they don't call it MMGay for nothing
>>66975932
who
/onanewlevel/
here
>i could beat jon jones, but not some no name guy outside of ufc
cunts a dumb as fuck
>Conor shows up on Friday
>business as usual
>>66983110
Even worse
>I'm only 23 and all my friends make fun of me because I listen to real music like this.
People named their kids odd as fuck names hundreds of years ago. Who gives a fuck if she has a dash in her name? Jesus, worry about real problems
>>66983143
You seem butthurt m8
>>66983143
I bet that this guy's name is something stupid like Bran-Den or Zak-Ariah.
>montenegro
>>66983143
>i give a fuck about other people giving a fuck about names
i live in seattle, should i try and find this bitch and heem her?
>>66983143
>just be serious guys on a vietnames puppetry imageboard
>>66983143
You're definitely more worried about it than me, I just said her name was retarded, dickhead
>>66983184
she would heem you
>>66983184
No you weirdo
>>66983184
by heem do you mean ask for her autograph?
>>66983159
>>66983163
>>66983183
>>66983185
Nice proxies
>>66983143
You have got to be fucking autistic. Who besides you said anything about music
>>66983184
pheonix jones will heem you m8
i hate when people say a town is *this amount of time* far. that doesn't tell us distance, is it long because of traffic? or is it just far.
REEEEEEEEEE
>>66983143
Hello Mik-e
>>66983221
Im about 2 hours awayfr
f
from smashing your balls with a hammer
>>66983238
you ok senpai?
How fucked would Conor be against a prime Aleks?
>>66983238
i live close to the canuck border, don't make me come heem you
>>66983238
>>66983238
I laughed at that.
has the hot bitch already fought?
Speaking of british girls, where is JoJo now ?
>>66983238
This guy got into the gas tonight.
none of these girls a juicy like meisha
i love watching meisha's ass shake when she fights
>>66983105
I just Google ufc and it was one of the three news stories that first popped up. I showed the address bar so people could find it.
>>66983316
Which one? The british qt Helen Harper just won
>>66983346
strawweights bro
I've never seen a more fucked up chest than this guy has, holy shit. His nipples aren't even on his pecs.
i'm getting sleepy
>>66983375
this kek
>>66983391
>>66983375
hahhahahaha they are like on his waist or some shit
>mfw this guy heems his knee again
I want to see Claudia fuck Joanna with her clitdick
>>66983436
I would pay to watch Mendes fuck Joanna
>>66983436
now you're talkin bro
>BREAK IT
what a cunt
>>66983436
i want to see ngannou fuck rose
why do they let people over 25 on this
What the fuck is Claudia talking about, I've seen plenty of Americanas.
Joanna should just get all her teeth pulled out and get nice dentures, then you could give you sic gummers
I want to see Khalil heems JJ's pussy
>three times the guy picked last won
hes bullshitting yeah?
Moyle choked JJ unconscious in an Invicta bout a couple years ago
They're on the same team, interesting
Khalil wins
cap this
Quick claim your boy and girl, mine are Khalil and Green
>first fight is 2 training partners
come on JJ
>>66982826
>>66982831
>>66982841
What's happening here?
>>66982843
duuu du du du du duu
du du du du du duu
duuu duu duu du du duuuuuuu du du du duuu
Conor is at this very moment crying because he fucked it up so bad. Parents please raise your kids right - please.
>>66983520
>>66983467
can you cucks stop your bullposting, please.
t. black anon that has a subfolder in his porn folder called "nohomo" but does not find black dick attractive at all
if you must cuckpost use pics of Jouban or Rockhold or something
pls
>>66983580
khalil and green are mine fuck u
>>66983527
theres been like 20 seasons of TUF so far. pretty sure it's happened
>>66983527
Can any true fite fans name any of the 3?
ufc should have had dc vs jones tuf leadup to 200
>>66983580
JJ and Cory
Jesus fucking CHRIST I hate Cormier. Why, of everyone on the UFC roster, did Fox decide to use him as an analyst? Everything he says sounds so intensely forced and faked. He's even worse than Tyron Woodley.
>>66983602
>t. black anon
>>66983623
no you weirdo
>>66983638
easy buddy this is a professional your talking about m8
this banter is cringe af
>>66983665
>take two non-native speakers
>battle it out in English on national TV
Brilliant move.
>>66983638
That's just his voice man
Cormier has been through a lot of shit with a murdered father and such, he is just trying to have fun
>>66983098
Post it
>>66982990
>>66983623
Wasn't Gastelum picked last?
>>66983665
fuck off this is amazing
because of
>>66983681
>>66983098
lol, my nigga that bitch has legitimately sucked Danas's an Lorenzo dick at the same time
>>66983682
Stop drinking the Cormier Kool-Aid. He's a certified crybitch as well as a fag of the highest order. Real fite fans see through his sob-stories and wish physical harm on him. My only solace is the early grave he'll land himself in by congesting his arteries in retirement.
>>66983740
>>66983698
my nigga!!! sign his please manlet - hah dumb ass
>>66983098
You should have stopped when she got her face butchered.
![11426353_1595600204025614_686084001_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rhCVaO6.jpg "11426353_1595600204025614_686084001_n[1].jpg")
How does this picture make you feel emotionally, /heem/?
>>66983665
>>66983665
I love the feud the only thing that makes it awkward is that they don't speak english, but otherwise it's real as fuck.
>>66983827
I want that black man to suck my dick m80, and the girl to fuck me
>>66983827
I bet Ngannou does the biggest poops of all time
OF ALL TIME
hes probably having 1 of his 2 bedtime poops as we speak
>i think ashley didn't win both rounds
>>66983857
trip fag please kill yourself fag
>>66983863
>that black man
>not recognizing the future HW champ Ngannou
>>66983827
YOU JUST KNOW
>>66983701
And he also exposed the biggest hype on tuf.
all OPs must now include EBI events
why the fuck not?
Apr 24, 2016
Eddie Bravo Invitational 6
>>66983943
Eddie iis that you?
>>66983943
Will it be on Fight Pass?
>>66983989
yup
>>66983943
butt scoot isnt MMA
>>66983943
I do like the ebi but lets be real family there is exactly zero chance of a heem. It just doesnt fit.
this jay and dan show is pretty good
>>66984058
why is /heem/ so dead as of a few days? \\
Was Conor the meme fighter who fueled /heem/ the past 2 years?
>>66975932
>Being a midget & not head butting to the body till he dies
We win erry time.
>>66983827
a bit insecure
>>66984154
there was like 3 threads in 3 hours yesterday
>>66984154
I fell into a deep depression after Conor's retirement announcement, only just snapping out of it now.
>Losing your Boxing roots
If you are the smaller man, you best well get inside. If you can't strike faint & shoot.
anyone watching the jay and dan show for rockhold weidman bantz?
good show
>>66984154
You just arent used to the slowdown when the casuals arent interested in any events. Its okay newfriend.
jbj wants to fight at ufc 200, so he can be the only fighter to do 100 and 200
>mfw dana takes title from dc and ufc 200 is rumble vs jbj for lhw title
Jay and Dan are such stereotypical dumb american sports hangeronerers
love it
>>66984265
They're Canadian
>>66984284
no you weirdo
>>66984265
>>66984214
>>66984106
THEY WERE OUR ONLY NATIONAL TREASURES AND AMERICA FUCKING STOLE THEM FROM US
>>66984260
Jon Jones vs Werdum for HW title at UFC 200
be the final nail in the midget potato farmers coffin too
>>66984260
>tfw werdum vs jbj for hw title
also, if they put gsp or lawlor on prelims they count too i guess
he shouldve got a dog, bro
>>66975932
>Chad Mendes has lost 3 of his last 4 fights
JUST
>>66984197
Royce set traps. How great was Royce. Fucker dominated.
luke looks like a slam poet
>>66984388
>ranking royce
>>66984388
Royce Gracie Vs. Roy Jones Jr in a street fight back in the day?
>>66984388
>he hanks hoyce
Rockhold with the sunglasses taking over now that Conor's retired.
Can Luke ever be a massive star
fucking hope rockhold gets btfo
his arrogance is too much
>>66984297
Yes they are
Don't fucking talk to me like that unless you want some of this motherfucker
>>66984451
calm down weirdo
>>66982685
The fuck is wrong with that guy?
>>66984412
Pretty sure Jones makes short work.
>>66984369
jbj versus werdum for a new 230 ish cruiser weight. when ufc slowly adopts new csac weight divisions in next few years
gsp/lawler to retire the 170 belt, create 175/165.
185/195 split sometime in 2017. maybe after the trilogy fight of weidman/stonegrab
>>66984480
Quit calling me a weirdo, weirdo
Kovalev Vs Bones Jones in a street fight...
>>66984516
no you weirdo
>>66984529
Pretty sure Kovalev is committed of murder in the 2nd.
>>66984529
Jones would take him down
>>66984506
>230
>165 175 185 195
yes pls
Cuck Thomas is becoming increasing arrogant and pretentious again. He needs to be kicked into depression again.
Has wemb bro left?
>>66984567
Jones is the superior athlete, but Kovalev has been there too many times. Amazing fight. Jones dies.
>>66984612
& you fuckers preach Andre Ward.
>>66984612
Jones is a terrible athlete. Has a 10 inch vertical.
>>66984537
Say it one more fucking time ,pussy
>>66984503
he left humanity behind
vid related and watch the whole thing. its great:
>http://youtu.be/_93yK9QiwGE
>>66984666
fuck u weirdo
don't try to start shit with me u weirdo
>>66984651
All the more slop. His brothers ate elite tier.
If Chandler Jones came to the game, for real, he would be heavyweight champ.
How long until anastasia comes to ufc?
>>66984693
His brother's are fat fucks and their job is to big fat human shields. They'd get beat the fuck down.
>>66984679
what is going on
>>66984690
I'll fuck you till you love me faggot
>>66984693
That's the thing about anything /fight/
The NFL is glorious right now with /box/ talent.
>>66984679
Not even his 5th symphony, COME ON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P840VlQ0HiQ
>>66984679
>>66984752
>>66984771
>His balls hang lower than his dick
>http://youtu.be/8DWS8uzr1dE
>>66984755
Hurts to listen, but even Edelman is that Jew point man Champ punching above his weight.
>cuckery meme still alive and well
>>66984828
what did he mean by this
Imagine Wes Welker as a middleweight.
Chins of steel? Fucker knew no pain.
>>66983827
i wonder why you save all these pictures
>>66984837
>doesn't vote trump
>not a fucking white male
Anyone making any guesses for TUF 23?
I think Andrew Sanchez will win LHW
>>66984871
r u a negro?
Imagine Adrien Peterson doing anything.
>>66984878
nope
>>66984887
why defend cuckposting fgt?
Imagine Percy Harvin passing to Messi to win the CL.
>>66984891
oh, you meant "cuckoldry"
>>66984911
>literally 4chin
Imagine Tom Brady dominating darts & banging all the locals.
