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DFB POKAL EDITION
todays matches:
Hertha BSC - Borussia Dortmund
>Vestergaard to BMG?
http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/649991/artikel_gladbach-ist-an-vestergaard-dran.html
good morning
bit early for a thread btw
Is Rudnevs a meme?
>>66961930
Good morning.
tired af desu
>>66961973
literally WHO
>>66962393
Apparantly the Kristapz Porzingis of Hamburg
I really really hate buyern
name a dumber game
protip: you cant
>>66962794
haven't played that in ages
>>66962794
dumbers
>>66962794
sour loser detected
soccer is gay
>>66963204
please watch our league
>>66963204
That's why it's my favorite sport.
>>66963204
Not as gay as being too pussy too fight the kangaroo that's been getting into your trash and fucking your wife senpai desu sm
When does it start
Is Auba /worldclass/ yet?
>>66963636
he is good and all but literally a pacebabby. no offense
hi hello good morning /bundes/
>>66963770
hallo
Is there any chance to see Karlsruhe back in the top-flight soon? Don't really know any of the 2. Bundesliga so can't say if it's just a bad season or if it was a good season last year.
Does Lukaku move to BVB?
>>66964169
Doubt it. He'd cost stupid money because EPL.
Dortmund bought Ousmane Dembélé for €5m according to Sport Bild
LITERALLY WHO CAN STOP US NOW?
>>66964234
>Sport Bild
>Source is "Sport Bild info"
>They talk about a 5M release clause except release clauses are illegal in France and have no value
>French medias so far are parroting Sport Bild with no source of their own
Hmmmm.
>>66964253
Just checked Sport Bild, all they say is:
>Die Ablöse für den 18-Jährigen soll fünf Millionen Euro betragen!
>Transfer fee is ... said to be €5m.
Bild mentions a release clause.
>>66964234
it's probably wrong though. There was also a rumor two days ago about some Metz 16 years old going to bayern for 5mio but it was just a rumor too
>>66964253
>>66964277
Stade Rennais > Pinault > Kering > Puma > BVB
CONNECT THE DOTS
>>66964326
makes sense to be tßh family
NUR DER HSV
>>66964326
Makes sense I guess. We'll see how it goes.
i hope you guys are prepared for yet another /klassiker/ in the dfb pokal final
http://www.derwesten.de/staedte/hagen/sechs-spielplaetze-in-hagen-sind-uebersaet-mit-faekalien-id11746483.html#plx1831906851
>Die Spielplätze liegen in dicht besiedelten Wohngebieten, in denen unterschiedlichste Kulturen und Nationalitäten aufeinandertreffen.
>>66964376
im not
dead thread dead community
the cup final will be between the two best cities in germany : berlin and munich
>>66965225
free denmark otherwise /bundes/ is ded
HAHOHE
to be honest
>>66965844
okay now fuck off
>>66965872
No. I'll laugh at you from the Ostkurve along tens of thousands Herthaners
>>66965896
K. When does your train from Jüterbog to Berlin leave?
>>66966148
I'm taking the S-Bahn from Zoo Station. It's closer to Tiergarten Borough
My room mate just left the flat to meet some friends beforehand. I told him to bring some paper tissues so his mascara wouldn't run all over his face. I'd recommend you to do the same
>>66966148
>>66966226
I forgot to tell, that he's a BVB fan
mon visage quand bvb gets obliterated
Elkin Soto is back from the dead
>>66966348
good boy
>>66962794
>nobody to play Risiko with
>your dad will never buy Risiko so you can play as a family on weekends while also teaching your kids basic geography
I have so many ideas to raise a son
>>66963770
Morning
>>66961930
Morning
>>66966424
this file was supposed to convey total and complete indifference
>>66966882
you meant risk, right?
>>66967035
Right
Wen interessiert dieses Aufeinandertreffen zweier Amateurvereine? Wir Bayern putzen sowieso beide weg :D Ihr seid einfach zu minderwertig für uns und solltet ihr doch mal einen guten Tag gegen uns erwischen, dann haben wir ja noch unsere Experten Vidal und RObben ;)
>>66966882
This is not a family friendly game.
The way you can actively fuck over other players and work together to destroy them is bound to cause animosity.
>>66967093
No and yes
I will watch The Seventh Continent tonight after football
>>66967211
there's only five continents though
>>66967211
won't it be too late in the night?
Tägliche Erinnerung daran, dass wir früher ganz unten mit dem nötigsten auskommen mussten und heute in einem Reichtum leben, den wir uns früher kaum hätten vorstellen können. Es hat gedauert, doch die jahrelange Arbeit hat sich bezahlt gemacht. Ich bin stolz auf euch.
>>66967266
Maybe
I don't get it. Who decided this?
this is pretty cool
>>66967211
what a shit movie
A European family who plan on escaping to Australia, seem caught up in their daily routine, only troubled by minor incidents. However, behind their apparent calm and repetitive existence, they are actually planning something sinister.
>>66967454
my deepest condolences
>>66967388
The big Kontinentverteilkongress of 1894
>>66967394
You are pretty cool
>>66967465
she works for Amazon and is doing something there related to that, not too sure
>>66967507
Checking on the slaves?
>>66967527
probably kek
are Amazon's employment contracts in Germany as crazy as they are in the US? in the US they are zero-hour contracts so they don't actually guarantee you get any work
>>66967507
does she look good?
Cooking Gnocci soon but
>erstmal zu Penny
>>66967527
cracking the whip
>>66967545
idk, to me she looks like Frauke Petry with blonde hair sort of
she is originally from Hall, moved to the US
>>66967543
zero-hour contracts aren't legal here
>>66967576
from halle? and if so, which one?
>>66967602
no, Schwäbisch Hall
>>66967624
that's a bank
>>66967543
We have decent labor laws here (e.g. it seems like you can fire US workers on a whim, it's much harder to fire anybody here in Germany), but all these poor sods get hired as temporary workers, which are much more exploitable.
>>66967624
>Schwäbisch Hall
is she a fox?
>>66967635
in the USA it really varies state to state and even county to county in some contexts, related to whether a state is a "right to work state" with regards to how easy it is to fire your employees
Freiheit für Dänemark!
Ausgesperrte immer bei uns!
>>66967547
Just finished cooking one of my standard dinners. Have you considered making Gnocchi yourself
>>66967739
fuck off you dumb bintpol
All the mountains and the rivers
And the valleys can't compare
To your blue lit dancin' eyes
And yellow shining hair
I could never hit the open road
And leave you layin' there
good afternoon from Tennessee, ready to see a good dfb pokal match today
>loved a tune from a mix I just heard
>there's no tracklist
go kalou !!!
>>66968172
I uh don't know what that means
>>66968174
use shazam
>>66968185
fuck off means "leave" or "go away" in a rude manner
>>66968174
Play it to us
>>66967851
Need to try it one day. How much longer does it take? 40 minutes?
>>66968280
I have no clue. Never read up on it. What are you going to cook with the gnocchi
Apparently it's quite easy: "Mashed" cooked potatoes, flour, salt, yolk mixed together gives you the pastry
>Komiker Oliver Pocher (38): „Ich tippe auf 2:1 für Dortmund. Das wird eine heiße Kiste. Und es wird bestimmt auch eine Verlängerung geben. Aber letztendlich denke ich doch, dass Dortmund gewinnen wird.“
>Oliver Pocher wird sich in der nächsten Saison wohl die Montage freihalten. Er ist Fan von Hannover 96
good morning, /bundesu/
>>66968347
who cares about pocher
>>66968635
hello
BVB: Bürki, Bender, Mkhitaryan, Reus, Hummels, Ramos, Kagawa, Piszczek, Castro, Schmelzer, Weigl
>>66968230
PRECIOUS METALS // MALIBU x ORGAN TAPES (failed)
at 0:40
>>66968690
Young Chop ft Mike P - Seen Dat
>>66968730
no this one comes later
>>66968745
Just browse through all the Young Chop music then
>>66968298
Already done and eating them as we speak:
- cocktail tomatoes
- lots of basil
- 200g sheep's cheese
- one can of tuna
- a bit whipped cream
- garlic
- pecorino
>>66968788
>all that cheese
>tuna with cheese
fkn kys
>>66968811
Don't judge me!!!
>>66968811
hugs and kysses :3
obama young ded
Who /shareholder/ here?
>DFB not even considering to ban Vidal
good
shouldn't change the rules because of hurt feelings
>>66969002
here
>>66969002
hi
http://www.sport1.de/fussball/dfb-pokal/2016/04/vor-pokal-halbfinale-hertha-fans-beschmieren-bvb-bus
> Hertha fans stain BVB bus with grafitti
>>66968788
I understand
>>66969142
good let them jinx it
>>66969142
>Dortmund fährt nach Hause
top kek
>>66969142
that's not even the team bus
You know remember that Dortmund and Alba Berlin have a partnership
>>66969269
it says bvb bus and even mobile fanshop m8
Dat atmosphere
>>66969299
not in the post.
>yfw mitchell weiser will be defending at the euro
What you are witnessing right now is the best atmosphere in the world period
Still waiting for someone tp slip in front of these continental ads.
>>66969351
nothing worse for football than an olympic stadium
>>66969387
True but Olympiastadion is the only one where it doesn't bother me.
>>66969387
This meme has to die
>>66969387
it feels more epic though.
knutschi?
>>66969427
knutschi is banned
pnutschi is banned, not knutschi
>>66969427
See 66967739
>>66969387
objectively wrong
TELL ME ABOUT IBISEVIC
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
> Brooks
> Weiser
Who is more based?
Does it trigger anyone else how often announcers call Dortmund players by the wrong name? Seriously, it's not like not knowing the third string centre back for Yeovil Town. This guy just called Ramos "Shinja Kagawo"
What is wrong with Castro
tell me one good reason dortmund deserves to win today
>>66969503
for (YOU)
>>66969299
>mobile fanshop
KEK
>>66969540
they don't
>>66969540
They are the better team
>>66969540
They always make sure they only have one black player on the field at most.
Is Gundogan really gonna leave Dortmund?
>>66969582
probably
>>66969540
They have more fans in Berlin than Hertha.
>>66969552
pls no bully
>>66969540
because hertha would lose by 10 goals in the final
>>66969531
No, we aren't listening to canadian commentators.
lol black guy draws first blood
>>66969582
Yes unless the wants to much again
>>66969591
>> Bandwagoners are fans
Sure thing Bernd
Kein dezidierter DFB-Pokal faden?
Holy fuck /sp/
I'm a Hertha Fan all my life and this is the first match in my lifetime that actually matters.
Sure relegation matches also made me nervous but this is worse than anything I've ever experienced. I can hardly watch
what do I do
>>66969649
YOU CANNOT TELL ME
>>66969632
It's only Hertha
What could go wrong?
who /bohndesliga/ here?
anyone got a good stream?
>>66969649
dude weed lmao
>>66969649
enjoy it
>>66969649
>implying you have any chance
>>66969649
>>66969673
http://www.daserste.de/sport/sportschau-live/dfb-pokal-live-im-tv-bayern-bremen-bvb-hertha-100.html
>>66969689
That's the thing.
Before the game I would have put my money on Dortmund - like 100% sure we would get our ass handed to us.
But right now all of a sudden I feel like it could happen..
>>66969672
Stop shitposting Edi..
>>66969649
FEEL THE ADRENALINE
>>66969673
Kill yourself you underage retard.
>>66969721
BUT MUH EINTRACHT
Whew will this be worse refball than yesterday's game?
>>66969589
Now who is Kagawa gonna be buddy buddy with on the pitch?
>>66969672
fuck off etienne
>>66969750
No. Only Bauern have the DFB in their hands.
>>66969754
micky
>>66969754
>kagawa
>on the pitch
>barely starts
He can be buddy buddy with Neven I guess.
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>>66969649
a Hertha fan so I got to ask
where do you live?
I ask because I have never ever met a Hertha fan outside of Berlin
also
CASTRO!!!
FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL
TTHHUUNNDDEERRBBAASSTTAARRDD
>>66969721
kek
KEK
K E K
sorry lad
Alright nervousness gone.
This is the Hertha I've known since my childhood. Its all good.
> tfw we will still play Euro League next year
ITS ALL GOOD
>letting the Cuban score
#EchteLiebe
>>66969807
>barely starts
wat?
>>66969718
danke
>>66969836
crazy how more than half of those turned into horse shit
>>66969831
Born and raised in Berlin - though I'm studying and living in Rexburg (Idaho) right now.
>>66969844
samatha please
CASTRO
hertha's kit looks like >schalke tßh
>>66969822
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE
>>66969861
>more than half
list them
so will the media finally admit Hertha is a shitty team who's only up there because they beat teams of the lower half of the table?
>>66969858
¡De nada!
>>66969861
I would say Neven, Kevin, Roman and Kuba really went down the tube. Manni is still pretty good, just never starts because >wiggle.
>>66969838
>giving up after a 0-1 with 70 minutes to go
m8
>>66969888
no u
>>66969893
they're shit but they're still the 5th best team in the league
>>66969893
>because they beat teams of the lower half of the table
Are you retarded? Berlin choked hard this year against teams from the lower bracket.
>> Hannover
>>66969861
how so? kagawa and sahin arent even in the squad anymore in this pic
>Reus
He's our Michael Ballack isn't he
>>66969901
Roman wasn't that bad last week
>>66969915
Waifus have to be 2D tho.
>>66969902
Have you seen a Hertha game this year? Have you seen the first 20 minutes of the game?
Hertha this year played a solid defense and then scores one goal and wins.. We are not the team for comebacks.
>>66969938
True, he has had his moments but after last season, I find it hard to say he's still 'good'.
>> "Die Hertha spielt erstmals Fußball.."
>> Fehlpass
I feel bad for Hertha.
It would probably mean a shitton for them to win the Cup or at least get to the final. Buyern yesterday didn't even really care/celebrate.
>>66969892
weidenfehler, subotic, kuba, underrated man, bender (crocked, but is very good otherwise), piszscek, schmelzer (wasn't ever good to begin with)
>>66969987
smugvidal.jpg
>>66969987
at least they'll get to play champions
>>66970042
>implying they'll qualify
>>66969987
they didn't celebrate because it was obvious from the start they would advance
they celebrated after Werder was drawn against them
>>66970042
I'm not so sure about that desu. they're really bad in the league atm and they have to play against bayern this weekend
>>66969866
thanks m8
>>66969934
yes pretty much
>>66969949
our GKs always suffer because of our "defence"
added to that both Roman and Bürki have this trait to jump around the goal and way past the incoming ball
>>66969987
>Buyern yesterday didn't even really care/celebrate.
get accustomed to that, its going to be like that the entire next season when they'll celebrate the championship
>>66970042
Doubtful.
Second half of the season they've not been very good. They are only up there because of the good first half and because others keep fucking up.
>>66970042
I'm a hertha fan and gotta say: D E L U S I O N
>>66969988
weidenfeller is getting old, subotic was allways the weak link in the defence, bvb has outgrown kuba; no need for players of his caliber anymore, grosskreuz was never good, bender is doing his thing but weigl is better, pisscheck came from relegated hertha and has been doing good since then, schmelzer was never really good either
>>66969942
>more Dortmund fans than Hertha fans in the stadium
Are Berliner cucks?
>tfw no weigl bf
>>66970185
no hertha just doesn't have any fans in berlin
>>66970185
aren't berliners Galatasaray fans?
>>66970229
> tfw you remember being in the Stadium when Hertha played against Gala in the Euro League years back
> more Gala fans than Hertha fans
> they set the stadium on fire with bengalos
It was ugly
>>66970224
>no hertha just doesn't have any fans
fixd
>implying hertha has any friends baka
>>66970229
Yeah, saw Gala, Besiktas, Fener logos everywhere in >my hood.
>>66970187
i hope you meant Durm. Weigl has such a big mouth you could enter your balls and your dick at the same time
>>66970229
only 1/3 of them, the others follow bestikas or fena
night
>>66970339
dont go
Sleep tight
woah Schmelzer
>>66970339
Night. Finishing my pre bed snack and going to bed too
>that ball to schmelzer
wew my panties are wet
>>66970374
post pics
>>66970309
That would be hot tho
> Rather monitor this thread instead of the skygo stream
I'm dead inside
alle alle oh bvb .. HURENSÖHNE
>>66970314
classic lallaner
>>66970126
well half of them were pretty bad to begin with, but most of them are even worse now. Kuba is also shit at fiorentina fyi
>>66970374
>eating before bed
>>66970409
>trusting someone enough to put both your balls in their mouth
>Hertha has to score twice to even reach extra time
this game is over
>>66970397
>skygo
>>66970450
rude af tbqh
Night
>>66970455
I laughed out loud, thanks man.
Good meme
wew
gave be flashbacks of thursday
halftime fap?
> HEGELER
FUCK YOU
WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING FOR US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXZG6-3BaKY
Whats your /halftime jam/ /sp/?
Rate mine please.
>>66970679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt48sKNqB-E
>>66970679
not my kind of music/10
my halftime jam is Judith
>Löw
ugh
Löw is so obviously gay holy fuck
