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DFB POKAL EDITION
todays matches:
Hertha BSC - Borussia Dortmund
>Vestergaard to BMG?
http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/649991/artikel_gladbach-ist-an-vestergaard-dran.html
good morning
bit early for a thread btw
Is Rudnevs a meme?
>>66961930
Good morning.
tired af desu
>>66961973
literally WHO
>>66962393
Apparantly the Kristapz Porzingis of Hamburg
I really really hate buyern
name a dumber game
protip: you cant
>>66962794
haven't played that in ages
>>66962794
dumbers
>>66962794
sour loser detected
soccer is gay
>>66963204
please watch our league
>>66963204
That's why it's my favorite sport.
>>66963204
Not as gay as being too pussy too fight the kangaroo that's been getting into your trash and fucking your wife senpai desu sm
When does it start
Is Auba /worldclass/ yet?
>>66963636
he is good and all but literally a pacebabby. no offense
hi hello good morning /bundes/
>>66963770
hallo
Is there any chance to see Karlsruhe back in the top-flight soon? Don't really know any of the 2. Bundesliga so can't say if it's just a bad season or if it was a good season last year.
Does Lukaku move to BVB?
>>66964169
Doubt it. He'd cost stupid money because EPL.
Dortmund bought Ousmane Dembélé for €5m according to Sport Bild
LITERALLY WHO CAN STOP US NOW?
>>66964234
>Sport Bild
>Source is "Sport Bild info"
>They talk about a 5M release clause except release clauses are illegal in France and have no value
>French medias so far are parroting Sport Bild with no source of their own
Hmmmm.
>>66964253
Just checked Sport Bild, all they say is:
>Die Ablöse für den 18-Jährigen soll fünf Millionen Euro betragen!
>Transfer fee is ... said to be €5m.
Bild mentions a release clause.
>>66964234
it's probably wrong though. There was also a rumor two days ago about some Metz 16 years old going to bayern for 5mio but it was just a rumor too
>>66964253
>>66964277
Stade Rennais > Pinault > Kering > Puma > BVB
CONNECT THE DOTS
>>66964326
makes sense to be tßh family
NUR DER HSV
>>66964326
Makes sense I guess. We'll see how it goes.
i hope you guys are prepared for yet another /klassiker/ in the dfb pokal final
http://www.derwesten.de/staedte/hagen/sechs-spielplaetze-in-hagen-sind-uebersaet-mit-faekalien-id11746483.html#plx1831906851
>Die Spielplätze liegen in dicht besiedelten Wohngebieten, in denen unterschiedlichste Kulturen und Nationalitäten aufeinandertreffen.
>>66964376
im not
dead thread dead community
the cup final will be between the two best cities in germany : berlin and munich
>>66965225
free denmark otherwise /bundes/ is ded
HAHOHE
to be honest
>>66965844
okay now fuck off
>>66965872
No. I'll laugh at you from the Ostkurve along tens of thousands Herthaners
>>66965896
K. When does your train from Jüterbog to Berlin leave?
>>66966148
I'm taking the S-Bahn from Zoo Station. It's closer to Tiergarten Borough
My room mate just left the flat to meet some friends beforehand. I told him to bring some paper tissues so his mascara wouldn't run all over his face. I'd recommend you to do the same
>>66966148
>>66966226
I forgot to tell, that he's a BVB fan
mon visage quand bvb gets obliterated
Elkin Soto is back from the dead
>>66966348
good boy
>>66962794
>nobody to play Risiko with
>your dad will never buy Risiko so you can play as a family on weekends while also teaching your kids basic geography
I have so many ideas to raise a son
>>66963770
Morning
>>66961930
Morning
>>66966424
this file was supposed to convey total and complete indifference
>>66966882
you meant risk, right?
>>66967035
Right
Wen interessiert dieses Aufeinandertreffen zweier Amateurvereine? Wir Bayern putzen sowieso beide weg :D Ihr seid einfach zu minderwertig für uns und solltet ihr doch mal einen guten Tag gegen uns erwischen, dann haben wir ja noch unsere Experten Vidal und RObben ;)
>>66966882
This is not a family friendly game.
The way you can actively fuck over other players and work together to destroy them is bound to cause animosity.
>>66967093
No and yes
I will watch The Seventh Continent tonight after football
>>66967211
there's only five continents though
>>66967211
won't it be too late in the night?
Tägliche Erinnerung daran, dass wir früher ganz unten mit dem nötigsten auskommen mussten und heute in einem Reichtum leben, den wir uns früher kaum hätten vorstellen können. Es hat gedauert, doch die jahrelange Arbeit hat sich bezahlt gemacht. Ich bin stolz auf euch.
>>66967266
Maybe
I don't get it. Who decided this?
this is pretty cool
>>66967211
what a shit movie
A European family who plan on escaping to Australia, seem caught up in their daily routine, only troubled by minor incidents. However, behind their apparent calm and repetitive existence, they are actually planning something sinister.
>>66967454
my deepest condolences
>>66967388
The big Kontinentverteilkongress of 1894
>>66967394
You are pretty cool
>>66967465
she works for Amazon and is doing something there related to that, not too sure
>>66967507
Checking on the slaves?
>>66967527
probably kek
are Amazon's employment contracts in Germany as crazy as they are in the US? in the US they are zero-hour contracts so they don't actually guarantee you get any work
>>66967507
does she look good?
Cooking Gnocci soon but
>erstmal zu Penny
>>66967527
cracking the whip
>>66967545
idk, to me she looks like Frauke Petry with blonde hair sort of
she is originally from Hall, moved to the US
>>66967543
zero-hour contracts aren't legal here
>>66967576
from halle? and if so, which one?
>>66967602
no, Schwäbisch Hall
>>66967624
that's a bank
>>66967543
We have decent labor laws here (e.g. it seems like you can fire US workers on a whim, it's much harder to fire anybody here in Germany), but all these poor sods get hired as temporary workers, which are much more exploitable.
>>66967624
>Schwäbisch Hall
is she a fox?
>>66967635
in the USA it really varies state to state and even county to county in some contexts, related to whether a state is a "right to work state" with regards to how easy it is to fire your employees
Freiheit für Dänemark!
Ausgesperrte immer bei uns!
>>66967547
Just finished cooking one of my standard dinners. Have you considered making Gnocchi yourself
>>66967739
fuck off you dumb bintpol
All the mountains and the rivers
And the valleys can't compare
To your blue lit dancin' eyes
And yellow shining hair
I could never hit the open road
And leave you layin' there
good afternoon from Tennessee, ready to see a good dfb pokal match today
>loved a tune from a mix I just heard
>there's no tracklist
go kalou !!!
>>66968172
I uh don't know what that means
>>66968174
use shazam
>>66968185
fuck off means "leave" or "go away" in a rude manner
>>66968174
Play it to us
>>66967851
Need to try it one day. How much longer does it take? 40 minutes?
>>66968280
I have no clue. Never read up on it. What are you going to cook with the gnocchi
Apparently it's quite easy: "Mashed" cooked potatoes, flour, salt, yolk mixed together gives you the pastry
>Komiker Oliver Pocher (38): „Ich tippe auf 2:1 für Dortmund. Das wird eine heiße Kiste. Und es wird bestimmt auch eine Verlängerung geben. Aber letztendlich denke ich doch, dass Dortmund gewinnen wird.“
>Oliver Pocher wird sich in der nächsten Saison wohl die Montage freihalten. Er ist Fan von Hannover 96
good morning, /bundesu/
>>66968347
who cares about pocher
>>66968635
hello
BVB: Bürki, Bender, Mkhitaryan, Reus, Hummels, Ramos, Kagawa, Piszczek, Castro, Schmelzer, Weigl
>>66968230
PRECIOUS METALS // MALIBU x ORGAN TAPES (failed)
at 0:40
>>66968690
Young Chop ft Mike P - Seen Dat
>>66968730
no this one comes later
>>66968745
Just browse through all the Young Chop music then
>>66968298
Already done and eating them as we speak:
- cocktail tomatoes
- lots of basil
- 200g sheep's cheese
- one can of tuna
- a bit whipped cream
- garlic
- pecorino
>>66968788
>all that cheese
>tuna with cheese
fkn kys
>>66968811
Don't judge me!!!
>>66968811
hugs and kysses :3
obama young ded
Who /shareholder/ here?
>DFB not even considering to ban Vidal
good
shouldn't change the rules because of hurt feelings
>>66969002
hi
http://www.sport1.de/fussball/dfb-pokal/2016/04/vor-pokal-halbfinale-hertha-fans-beschmieren-bvb-bus
> Hertha fans stain BVB bus with grafitti
>>66968788
I understand
>>66969142
good let them jinx it
>>66969142
>Dortmund fährt nach Hause
top kek
>>66969142
that's not even the team bus
You know remember that Dortmund and Alba Berlin have a partnership
>>66969269
it says bvb bus and even mobile fanshop m8
Dat atmosphere
>>66969299
not in the post.
>yfw mitchell weiser will be defending at the euro
What you are witnessing right now is the best atmosphere in the world period
Still waiting for someone tp slip in front of these continental ads.
>>66969351
nothing worse for football than an olympic stadium
>>66969387
True but Olympiastadion is the only one where it doesn't bother me.
>>66969387
This meme has to die
>>66969387
it feels more epic though.
knutschi?
>>66969427
knutschi is banned
pnutschi is banned, not knutschi
>>66969427
See 66967739
>>66969387
objectively wrong
TELL ME ABOUT IBISEVIC
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
> Brooks
> Weiser
Who is more based?
Does it trigger anyone else how often announcers call Dortmund players by the wrong name? Seriously, it's not like not knowing the third string centre back for Yeovil Town. This guy just called Ramos "Shinja Kagawo"
What is wrong with Castro
tell me one good reason dortmund deserves to win today
>>66969503
for (YOU)
>>66969299
>mobile fanshop
KEK
>>66969540
they don't
>>66969540
They are the better team
>>66969540
They always make sure they only have one black player on the field at most.
Is Gundogan really gonna leave Dortmund?
>>66969582
probably
>>66969540
They have more fans in Berlin than Hertha.
>>66969552
pls no bully
>>66969540
because hertha would lose by 10 goals in the final
>>66969531
No, we aren't listening to canadian commentators.
lol black guy draws first blood
>>66969582
Yes unless the wants to much again
>>66969591
>> Bandwagoners are fans
Sure thing Bernd
Kein dezidierter DFB-Pokal faden?
Holy fuck /sp/
I'm a Hertha Fan all my life and this is the first match in my lifetime that actually matters.
Sure relegation matches also made me nervous but this is worse than anything I've ever experienced. I can hardly watch
what do I do
>>66969649
YOU CANNOT TELL ME
>>66969632
It's only Hertha
What could go wrong?
who /bohndesliga/ here?
anyone got a good stream?
>>66969649
dude weed lmao
>>66969649
enjoy it
>>66969649
>implying you have any chance
>>66969673
http://www.daserste.de/sport/sportschau-live/dfb-pokal-live-im-tv-bayern-bremen-bvb-hertha-100.html
>>66969689
That's the thing.
Before the game I would have put my money on Dortmund - like 100% sure we would get our ass handed to us.
But right now all of a sudden I feel like it could happen..
>>66969672
Stop shitposting Edi..
>>66969649
FEEL THE ADRENALINE
>>66969673
Kill yourself you underage retard.
>>66969721
BUT MUH EINTRACHT
Whew will this be worse refball than yesterday's game?
>>66969589
Now who is Kagawa gonna be buddy buddy with on the pitch?
>>66969672
fuck off etienne
>>66969750
No. Only Bauern have the DFB in their hands.
>>66969754
micky
>>66969754
>kagawa
>on the pitch
>barely starts
He can be buddy buddy with Neven I guess.
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>>66969649
a Hertha fan so I got to ask
where do you live?
I ask because I have never ever met a Hertha fan outside of Berlin
also
CASTRO!!!
FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL
TTHHUUNNDDEERRBBAASSTTAARRDD
>>66969721
kek
KEK
K E K
sorry lad
Alright nervousness gone.
This is the Hertha I've known since my childhood. Its all good.
> tfw we will still play Euro League next year
ITS ALL GOOD
>letting the Cuban score
#EchteLiebe
>>66969807
>barely starts
wat?
>>66969718
danke
>>66969836
crazy how more than half of those turned into horse shit
>>66969831
Born and raised in Berlin - though I'm studying and living in Rexburg (Idaho) right now.
>>66969844
samatha please
CASTRO
hertha's kit looks like >schalke tßh
>>66969822
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE
>>66969861
>more than half
list them
so will the media finally admit Hertha is a shitty team who's only up there because they beat teams of the lower half of the table?
>>66969858
¡De nada!
>>66969861
I would say Neven, Kevin, Roman and Kuba really went down the tube. Manni is still pretty good, just never starts because >wiggle.
>>66969838
>giving up after a 0-1 with 70 minutes to go
m8
>>66969893
they're shit but they're still the 5th best team in the league
>>66969893
>because they beat teams of the lower half of the table
Are you retarded? Berlin choked hard this year against teams from the lower bracket.
>> Hannover
>>66969861
how so? kagawa and sahin arent even in the squad anymore in this pic
>Reus
He's our Michael Ballack isn't he
>>66969901
Roman wasn't that bad last week
>>66969915
Waifus have to be 2D tho.
>>66969902
Have you seen a Hertha game this year? Have you seen the first 20 minutes of the game?
Hertha this year played a solid defense and then scores one goal and wins.. We are not the team for comebacks.
>>66969938
True, he has had his moments but after last season, I find it hard to say he's still 'good'.
>> "Die Hertha spielt erstmals Fußball.."
>> Fehlpass
I feel bad for Hertha.
It would probably mean a shitton for them to win the Cup or at least get to the final. Buyern yesterday didn't even really care/celebrate.
>>66969892
weidenfehler, subotic, kuba, underrated man, bender (crocked, but is very good otherwise), piszscek, schmelzer (wasn't ever good to begin with)
>>66969987
smugvidal.jpg
>>66969987
at least they'll get to play champions
>>66970042
>implying they'll qualify
>>66969987
they didn't celebrate because it was obvious from the start they would advance
they celebrated after Werder was drawn against them
>>66970042
I'm not so sure about that desu. they're really bad in the league atm and they have to play against bayern this weekend
>>66969866
thanks m8
>>66969934
yes pretty much
>>66969949
our GKs always suffer because of our "defence"
added to that both Roman and Bürki have this trait to jump around the goal and way past the incoming ball
>>66969987
>Buyern yesterday didn't even really care/celebrate.
get accustomed to that, its going to be like that the entire next season when they'll celebrate the championship
>>66970042
Doubtful.
Second half of the season they've not been very good. They are only up there because of the good first half and because others keep fucking up.
>>66970042
I'm a hertha fan and gotta say: D E L U S I O N
>>66969988
weidenfeller is getting old, subotic was allways the weak link in the defence, bvb has outgrown kuba; no need for players of his caliber anymore, grosskreuz was never good, bender is doing his thing but weigl is better, pisscheck came from relegated hertha and has been doing good since then, schmelzer was never really good either
>more Dortmund fans than Hertha fans in the stadium
Are Berliner cucks?
>tfw no weigl bf
>>66970185
no hertha just doesn't have any fans in berlin
>>66970185
aren't berliners Galatasaray fans?
>>66970229
> tfw you remember being in the Stadium when Hertha played against Gala in the Euro League years back
> more Gala fans than Hertha fans
> they set the stadium on fire with bengalos
It was ugly
>>66970224
>no hertha just doesn't have any fans
fixd
>implying hertha has any friends baka
>>66970229
Yeah, saw Gala, Besiktas, Fener logos everywhere in >my hood.
>>66970187
i hope you meant Durm. Weigl has such a big mouth you could enter your balls and your dick at the same time
>>66970229
only 1/3 of them, the others follow bestikas or fena
night
>>66970339
dont go
Sleep tight
woah Schmelzer
>>66970339
Night. Finishing my pre bed snack and going to bed too
>that ball to schmelzer
wew my panties are wet
>>66970374
post pics
>>66970309
That would be hot tho
> Rather monitor this thread instead of the skygo stream
I'm dead inside
alle alle oh bvb .. HURENSÖHNE
>>66970314
classic lallaner
>>66970126
well half of them were pretty bad to begin with, but most of them are even worse now. Kuba is also shit at fiorentina fyi
>>66970374
>eating before bed
>>66970409
>trusting someone enough to put both your balls in their mouth
>Hertha has to score twice to even reach extra time
this game is over
>skygo
>>66970450
rude af tbqh
Night
>>66970455
I laughed out loud, thanks man.
Good meme
wew
gave be flashbacks of thursday
halftime fap?
> HEGELER
FUCK YOU
WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING FOR US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXZG6-3BaKY
Whats your /halftime jam/ /sp/?
Rate mine please.
>>66970679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt48sKNqB-E
>>66970679
not my kind of music/10
my halftime jam is Judith
>Löw
ugh
Löw is so obviously gay holy fuck
gonzalo castor XD
>>66970679
https://youtu.be/Vz3Q9Yw-Zv0
>>66970679
4/10 stop listening with your dick
Also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc
>>66970679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ESV9M8yTg
>>66970887
> Listening with your dick
But she is an average looking, southern Lesbian...
>>66970679
6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGrzuyMUelk
>>66970453
>well half of them were pretty bad to begin with
not really, they did pretty great things and i guess had great synergy but that doesnt lasts forever i guess
but still all of them are proven professionals so they know the rules
last seasion was a total mess and it almost cost everyone involed their credibility, i hope it was an eye opener for dortmund and they wont let it slid again
>>66970679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZnHrM1Yl7s
>>66970930
yes I know, we get it you are a hipster.
>still hating on Löw
boring
literally the most successful active German manager
look how happy Roman is
>>66970939
that team was only good because they knew how to play with each other. It wasn't a constellation of stars, they just applied what the coach said and tried to add some of their personal skills, making beautiful football. that 14/15 season was like klopp running out of super glue while trying to fix a broken chair
This game is even worse than yesterday. Hertha has given up after the goal. They play like it's an away game for them with the 2nd leg at home waiting.
>>66971122
>the team was only good because it was good
>>66971161
Hertha is literally about to score the equalizer though, because Dortmund doesn't take advantage of its many chances.
>>66971109
I am being serious.
Not rating Löw is a dumb unfounded opinion for casual followers of the game.
He is objectively a good manager.
>that reaction
Reus is literally Ronaldo light just not good at football like Donaldo
>>66971246
aka Ballack
>>66971291
Reus doesn't have captain qualities like Ballack
I hope he injures himself again so Germany can win the EC
>>66971291
ballack is the best german player of this century
>>66971183
yeah that was pretty confusing but I understood my own thoughts
SEHT WIE DER /BUNDES/ TOBT
GEGEN OFFTOPIC POST VERBOT
NIEMAND KRIEGT UNS KLEIN
WIR STEHN IMMER EIN
FÜR UNSER DÄNEMARK
>>66971221
rofl
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>66971467
fuck off you dumb bintpol poster
>>66971474
I'm keeping the "I spoke too soon" comment ready as we speak.
>>66971457
>le contrarian Frenchman
yawn
what the fuck was that? gifting them a throw in? what the fuck?
Is that Kunstrasen?
>>66971616
>underrating ballack
yawn
Baumjohann is a great name desu
>2meters offside
>crying like a little baby
he really is Ronaldo
>>66971678
>rating Ballack above Lahm
you can stop pretending now
whenever the sky commentator mentions the lacking atmosphere the Hertha fans start chanting
HA HO HE HERTHA BSC
HA HO HE HERTHA BSC
HA HO HE HERTHA BSC
>>66971732
the fans dont want to give people the wrong impession
Feels weird that this is still only 1:0.
Even game now.
Will Hertha score?
90'+1: Hertha equalizes
Screencap this!
>>66971722
>crosses
yawn
>>66971824
i fucking wish
don't lie to me
JARSTEIN
Kraft would have never saved that one.
Hummels storming to the front always reminds me of David Luiz
>Der Bulle von Backnang
oh god we are going to lose this
t. BVB knower
>Dortmund about to choke again
hertha pls score
this is so fucking bad
Lets see whats stronger
> Hertha's ability not to make comebacks
or
> Dortmund's newfound ability to choke
Das it mane
REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS
REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS
ugh
>>66972037
>the city of (you)
>Reus actually scores
>it's a 'Reus plays like shit for most of the match, but scores an important goal' episode
>>66972075
The former- don't mind me
>>66972088
STOP IT STOP IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
>>66972088
KEEP POSTING THAT WHORE
yo yo yo yo HOL UP HOL UP
SO U BE SAYIN
>>66972088
who is that slut?
>>66972088
STOP POSTING THAT BEAUTIFUL GODESS
>>66972088
who are these semen demons?
>it's a solid team wins against a meme team episode
jog on
>>66972190
Christina Milian is one of them
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Why are match threads so bad now?
is there another thread or does really nobody care about dirtmound? :^)
>>66972170
>gündogan in
they should bench that cunt tßh, they feed him while he almost becomes an sports invalid and he he still does those ronaldo tier shengians
>>66972263
Stop (You)ing all my posts
>>66972265
oh my bad I was referring to this pic >>66972181
it's Victoria Justice
>>66972263
this is not a match thread
>>66972316
it turns into one as soon as the match starts wether you like it or not
>>66972263
>match thread
newfag please leave
>>66972286
this
Tägliche Erinnerung daran, das wir es geschafft haben.Wir fingen irgendwo in der Gosse an, ohne jede Hoffnung auf Besserung. In all den Jahren haben wir uns einen Reichtum aufgebaut, der einfach unfassbar ist.
Danke, an alle die mitgekämpft haben
>not offside by Reus
roflfuckingmao
they really want their Klassiker final
>>66972392
you didn't
MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE MICKIE
this kills the meme
>>66972392
stop posting weird stuff proxydenmark
>>66972424
he wasn't
heno wasn't either
Das ist meine Hertha.
>>66972424
Hertha didn't show up to play anyway
oh good so we can go to the final to be slaughtered by the Bauern
great stuff
The final should have been Bremen vs Dortmund and you all know it!
aua aua meine Revanche
>>66972552
> not Bremen Berlin
Are you even trying?
Its nice that dortmund is doing well. If only I could watch them more often like I used to
>>66972585
There was no refball today.
>that lazer pointer
Drakes Lache ist einfach super!
>>66972392
danke, ich fülle mich angesprochen
>foul on Gündogan and laserpointer
good kill him
>it's a bayern and dortmund meet in the final episode
Why is there no /bundes/ discord?
>>66972681
Der Klassiker!™
>>66972710
please make it stop
>>66972603
SO YOU BE SAYIN BAYAN ONLY WON DO REFBALL 'GAINST BAEREN
>Hertha in April 2016
JUST
>>66972710
> I first read that as "Der Klassiker!^^"
>not even celebrating
wew
>>66972804
downfall was inevitable friend
>>66972681
never forget slippy bayern, last time they met in the cup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuFhnqumAZg
die klassiker confirmed
>>66972856
Oh god if only this could happen again
>>66972835
Still pathetic.
eine kleine tip mein freund wenn Sie Geld leicht kommen wollen werden Sie eine huren das tut in arsch nicht sehr weh aua aua mein Selbstwertgefühl
>>66972815
stop playing so many online games
>>66972710
fuck off with that shit
its bayern vs 1860 and dortmund vs >schalke
not that neo hype bs
>it's a Klassiker episode
>>66972710
how long would it take for this to be a legit thing anyway among the locals
>>66972931
Ugh get on with the times Opa
>>66972914
l-lewd
>>66972931
We need a Klassiker with actually good teams for the Asian market.
>>66972710
can't wait
>>66972931
>bayern vs 1860
lol
""""klassiker""""
wow they look so happy
>>66972931
quiz wants to have a word with you
More like die klassiker die
>>66972998
they dropped him hard
>>66972931
>bayern II vs 1860
> That Dardai Interview
HOLY SHIT WHY IS HE SO CRINGE
>>66972950
18 years
Hertha fans are such scum
>1860
so sad
>>66973120
They dug their own grave, now they're gonna lie in it.
>>66973148
Uli and Kalle dug their grave by forcing them into the Arena
>>66973120
Are they done for or do they still have a chance?
>they can get that Bye Bye 2. Liga banner from 2004 out again
>>66973050
well its true i guess, good one
>>66973211
1860 was basically Delusions of Grandeur: The Club for so many years, they get what's coming to them.
>>66973057
>accent
>cringe
do you ever leave the house?
>it's another dortmund vs bayern episode
how I hate those rehashed ideas
>>66973336
> accent
That wasn't the cringe part, have you even listened to the shit he said? I'm a Hertha Fan and even I cringed way too fucking hard
>>66972914
what would a French version of aua aua posting look like?
>>66973336
American-German accents are kind of neat
>>66973405
what did he say?
i acually had it running in the background but didnt listen because >post game interviews
>>66973414
Mon dieu le souris est dans la confituré, ouille, ouille!
>>66973414
un petit conseil mes amis si jamais vous mangez un kebab avec une grosseuh folleuh ne prenez pas d’oignon aïe aïe aïe mon haleine
>>66973418
nah sounds like they chewing bubble gum and are too stupid to learn genders
>>66973568
It's entertaining
>>>/wsg/1044982
>>66973565
i live 10 minutes from the french border and i won't be rused by this
Berlin basically gave the game away with their way of playing. Waiting in their half, giving Dortmund the game and no pressing, hoping for that one magic counter/corner is basically giving up the game in 80% cases.
Too little aggressivenes, to little active football, too little interference with dortmunds play.
No chance to win this way.
And Im a Dortmund supporter btw, super happy, just a little analysis.
>>66973565
i acually understood the first part, the second one was a bit too meme'e
>>66973595
shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROxzcBs71o8
cute
why do I have to laugh everytime I see Kampl?
>>66973680
He's a fuccboi
>>66973050
kek
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>>66973621
grosseuh folleuh is grosse folle with a marseille accent (saying something with a marseille accent makes it more meme)
so it's like
a small tip my friends if you ever have to eat a kebab with a sexually promiscuous girl don't take onions with your kebab aua aua my breath scent
>Kampl
Jesus
>>66973565
lel
Is "grosse folle" part of some meme or saying that I'm not aware of or just translated word for word?
>>66972931
kek
>>66973758
just make her eat onions aswell, problem solved
>>66973680
Mein Kampl
>>66973860
folle = crazy
grosse folle = even more crazy
it's just words said with a marseille accent which makes it funny
everything with a marseille accent is funny
>>66974082
marsseille is nicknamed stadt der diebe/city of thiefs in german, which means its a shithole
as if french wasnt complicated enough fucking algerians come up with a verson that swiches stuff and shit
>>66974183
I've never actually been to Marseille but I've been to the PACA on vacation. I've heard it's a pretty nice city but it gets bad the further you move away from the sea (marseille north is where all the murders happen)
>>66973613
yeah their style of play was pretty dumb. that may have worked with the 0-0 but not now, since, well, sometimes opposing coaches change tactics
>>66972931
>bayern vs 1860
>>66974371
I have a friend who almost got beaten up by a group of Arabs in Marseille.
why does everybody lose their shit about Vidals flop? Yeah its low, yeah its a scummy move, but in media everybody acts like "this must be punished, he has to be banned from the final, we demand investigations". Was this the first time somebody dived to get a penalty?
Or is this a new policy of DFB to not tolerate diving at all? Did anybody ever got punished for a dive after the match?
>>66974371
i only hear the best about the south of france, but most people add a but marsseille ..
>>66974474
because the media sells more if they fabricate stuff like this
just look at how they're bullying Breitenreiter out of Schalke and when he calls them out they make fun of him for "being crazy to say that"
>that one arab comedian that builds his career on "Im a mudslime lol, dont worry, i wont blow up or threat to fuck your mother haha lol Im totally different"
ugh
>>66974474
this, I can't believe how many people I saw (and still see) on social media losing their mind over this, even those that don't ever talk about football.
>>66974543
this
>>66974455
>I have a friend who almost got beaten up by a group of Arabs in city.
so what lad
>>66974493
the whole french méditerranée coast is very good to be honest, but PACA earns the palm
small dorfs in the Pyrénées are cool too, but it might get boring since there's no sea and basically nothing to do if you don't have a pool or a bike
i dont like trittin but i do love how he puts all the other people in their place
>>66974596
thats a thing they say about the german coasts aswell, but unlike marsaille you dont have to be worried to get mugged
to make it short i think that marseille is a lost couse and any sane person shouldnt go there without guided tours or common sense
>>66974474
It doesn't matter. Fact is, he cheated and should be punished.
>>66974948
You can count the times someone was punished after game for diving on one hand. Was there even more than one? And that was Möller's legendary dive out of nowhere.
You just want to see him get punished because he plays for Bayern.
>>66974900
based boatsinker
>>66975089
>It didn't happen all that often before so it shouldn't happen now
You are dumb as shit.
>>66975405
>I want it to start happening because he plays for a team I don't like
You are dumb as shit.
>>66975419
I want it to happen because cheating should be punished. It doesn't matter what team he plays for you obsessed cunt.
>>66975622
>you obsessed cunt.
How ironic.
small reminder that diving is part of the game and that it is not cheating unless the ref decided against it. Post-game bans are just pure butthurt and bullshit.
>>66974931
>german coast
how hot is the weather there? Can't show my ephebic self under 15° huh
>>66975734
>that flag
>this topic
fresh from KC
>implying diving is cheating
it's the fault of the defenders if they put themselves in situations where the other guy can dive and get away with it. And if you consider refball/rigging/whatever, it's completely normal that the dfb wants a bayern/dortmund rather than a relegation fodder against dortmund or hertha. if you want fairness go watch curling or something
>>66975949
Nigga just kill yourself already. We don't need plastic fans like you here.
>>66975993
He's 100% right.
>>66976075
Nah
>>66976095
"Yes"
>>66969679
Everybody in that conversation is a jew and is not white.
>>66970679
Calming down/10
>>66973041
Because people want it to end, right
good morning
