UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 155 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
THREAD THEME SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ln6cZ21heo
NEWS:
>Le irish man with no ground game claims to have retired, casuals and children everywhere mourn the loss of their idol
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/19/11463016/conor-mcgregor-tweets-that-he-has-decided-to-retire-young
>Dana found dead in home
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/19/11463017/dana-white-found-dead-in-home
>Honda return targeted for UFC 205 in MSG
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/14/11435804/ronda-rousey-eyes-octagon-return-ufc-205-nov-12-new-york-madison-square-garden-mma
>>66950954
3rd for mcGOAT
i love memes
still trying hard, I see
>>66950976
Do you think Kavanagh believes he could herm khabib?
Who /Ngannou/ here?
mcgregor cant quit :(
>>66951005
khabib will slam this dirty kafir into a living death
dubs for Ngannou
>>66951005
Khabib is a fuckin herb, anyone in /heem/ could dust him if he didn't use his faggy Russian cheat-wrestling.
>>66951022
B I G
U
L
L
I hate memes
>majority of /heem/ literally has an akbar as their boy
>cormier/jones 2 will headline ufc 200
>>66951005
Doesn't matter. Kavanagh is literally going to be murdered by angry Muslims within the week.
You can't joking about religion, be careful.
>>66951046
Cormier will still be injured you goof, he said he will be fit by August
>>66951005
He can probably Herb Khabib
He likely cannot heem Khabib, even with the IV ban
rolling dubs for
MEUVEMENT
O
N
E
Y
>>66951005
Be careful
>>66951039
Kebab is no longer my boy.
>>66951062
Poor
Dubs and Conor is really retired
>>66951058
damn then the ufc is really fucked. what are they gonna move rockhold vs weidman to ufc 200?
>injured for two years
>return and basically get handed a title shot
>can't take it because you have to starve yourself
>muslims
>>66951039
>Flag
>Topic
>>66950954
Holm vs. Ronda double fight: UFC 205 @ MSG and 212 @ Albuquerque would be good entertainment. Could even be the dispute for the contender of an eventual title shot.
Won't ever happen anyway, Ronda will get title shot privilege and lose to Nunes or even to Tate and retire in disgrace.
>You can't joking about religion, be careful.
rip ireland
If you could literally send news outlets into a frenzy with one tweet: What would you tweet?
>>66951095
>>66951118
Trump wins presidency
>>66951082
REROLL
>>66951110
Even if Ireland got nuked it would still be better than dying the slow painful death that Sweden is
>>66951118
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>66951095
Nigga starving himself is what gives khabib his unbreakable mental
Never fuck with a Muslim
I don't care how strong or talented you are they will find a way to fuck you up. I learnt my lesson the hard way
>You now live in the post Conor era
>>66951095
What is a title compared to Allahs eternal light?
>>66951095
They're not even allowed water during the day too, right?
How the fuck do they suffer doing that in the desert?
>>66951118
Remove Kebab
Can SBG take on Khabib's friends?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kPyG4dFuOU
>>66951146
>I want you to let the terrorists win because I am afraid of them
I thought you cunts had balls
>>66951158
Strong mental
Post walkouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>66951146
Shouldn't have gobbed it to those lebbos, skip
>>66951148
Good thing ReSchaubissance is soon
>>66951190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCu_wd_bulw
>>66951148
>tfw without him they are prelim.
>Last weeks have been comfy on heem
>Now the Irish third worlders are back from hiding under their duvets
>>66951148
I'm honestly ok with that and hope this isn't all a big ruse. He was too much. Exciting to watch him fight, but all the hype, all the trash talking, all the focus on conor conor conor was just fucking too much.
>Post yfw no Conor vs RDA
>No Conor vs Fronkie
>No Conor vs Lawler
>No Conor vs GSP
>>66950954
Le Irish man shouldn't be in the news, it's just a ruse
Dana gave me a kek tho#
>>66951146
Muslims swarm. You piss off a Muslim, there will be like 100 more on the way. They'll literally hop on social media and get every Muslim they know to come fuck you up.
Plus, those motherfuckers have scimitars.
a-april fools l-lads
http://www.visir.is/section/FRONTPAGE
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/722552180859932673
Reasons still unclear, but 4 hours later, multiple sources maintaining McGregor's tweet is real. UFC working on next step(s) at this time.
>>66951092
I'd bet GSP is coming back and will headline 200. Against who, I'm not exactly sure.
>>66951179
>>66951194
I can guarantee that even an average muslim will be able to best a stronger, more talented non-muslim
There is something about them that makes them impossible to stop, we can't compete with their mindset
>>66951233
>Against who
Condweet
JUST
>>66951234
I remember when aussie shitposting used to make me laugh
>>66951232
It's all just very odd, the way "the tweet" is worded. Doesn't say he's retiring right now. If anything, this tweet sounds like he's retiring after UFC 200, not immediately.
>>66951233
GSP vs Brock
back down
Now that the UFC is officially dead
Who /URFight/ here
Dana White to appear on SportsCenter WHEN?
>>66951260
I'm not Aussie, from Lebanon originally but Christian
>It's a Kafirs talk shit about my religion thread
Careful bros, I could heem everyone here in one fell swoop.
>>66951272
the rain
>>66951211
Exactly this, desu.
Awesome fighter to watch, but I'm fucking sick of the hype. Felt the same about Ronda, too.
>>66951190
First one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz8dGwNkXbE
Everyone is talking about if this is real or not when the real topic should be what would Conor do after retirement
He seemed nonplussed about acting
Boy, /heem/ sure woke the fuck up after Conor posted a casual, obvious joke tweet. Here we have jbj fighting in 4 days and nobody seems to give a fuck. Shame
Conor really is the master ruseman
Oluwale Bamgbose
Does this mean Conner never had a contract for 200 signed and stamped?
![4413246790_da5f8b7e68[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/himTBj2.jpg "4413246790_da5f8b7e68[1].jpg")
>>66951146
Mustafa get out.
>>66951262
I gotta think if that was his intention, he'd have cleared that up when he saw people losing their shit.
5ms ago Via Twitter
>@GeorgesStPierre
>looks like im going to have to save #UFC200 more to come soon
>>66951287
>uppity moors bring about this generations charles martel
go for it ackmed
After Dodson's last fight I'm starting to feel like people are actually underestimating MM. I don't understand how he got so good. Is it really just the division?
>>66951304
>waah stop paying attention to conor!!
>>66951303
He's going to the WWE. Get the same schedule as brawk and make bank
>thanks for the cheese
>>66951304
he is fighting a bum for interim title so who fuckin cares.
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 2m19 minutes ago
Brazilian prospect Fofão replaces Conor McGregor in the UFC 200 main event vs Nate Diaz
>>66951341
Don't play with my heart like that mang
>>66951303
Gotta think he's pretty much set for life at this point.
...if he didn't spend money like a ghetto nigger who just won the lottery.
>>66951358
hes not tall enough for wwe
>>66951333
>trips
Nah man, he loves getting a rise out of people. On the contrary, once he saw ppl losing their shit, he prob texted Kavanagh and told him to write the tweets he wrote
dana must be in full damage control right now.
>>66951167
>swarthy middle easterners pretending they have even a drop of actual turkic (Asian) or mongol blood
when will this mythi die?
>tfw the Conor era didn't last long enough
I miss it lads
Dave Meltzer @DaveMeltzerWon 1m ago
Conor McGregor will be debuting at WWE Payback against Umaga this Sunday.
>>66951358
Mandramafags don't want to watch manlets.
>>66951365
*pulls out stack of cash*
*unzips Fedor*
>>66951388
Give me prime anderson era over this shit any day
>>66951388
there is a major project in the works produced by mark wahlberg, they had a meeting yesterday, guess that could be related
>>66951382
Dana is hanging from the rafters right now.
>>66951394
Umaga died years ago.
Won't fool me that easy lad.
>>66951428
Maybe it means Conor is dead.
>>66951354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nkbyAh9Hj0
>>66951304
>sports biggest star says he's retiring
>wow why are you people talking about just a few hours later
Lad sort your shit out, I don't even believe it but it's understandable
>>66951428
tana umaga is making his WWE debut you fool
What's the odds on Conair failing a drugs test?
>>66951365
Fofão was Conor's mewvment master
Makes sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfdLXHjfA8M
We are now in the /Ngannou/ era lads
>>66951365
This thing is fucking nightmare fuel
I can see why he would retire young, he has made millions and doesnt need to take anymore beatings. May as well make some movies and go to WWE which will make him far more money than UFC and better for his health.
just posting my oc fan, don't mind me
>>66951485
good oc lad
>>66951365
>>66951446
what is this fofão meme about?
>>66951485
not funny, be careful
Eh, I'd keep fighting if I was Conor desu, just for le monies.
Then again, if he quits for real, the fallout will be all kinds of hilarious.
>>66951485
top hue
tweet it to Kavanagh
>>66951401
Arguably the most popular wrestler of the last five years was a 5ft 8 manlet called Daniel Bryan.
>Ronda exposed
>McGregor done
>Northcuck was never a thing
Is Dana gonna be ok?
>>66951485
Be careful
>>66951485
Thanks. Can I post it on r/mma?
>>66951508
Do it faggot!
>>66951506
He probably pissed hot and is avoiding the fight so they won't test it
Calling it now, Mcmeme is going to spend the next year on a coke and booze and food binge, his gf is probabaly going to leave him and he'll be, within the year bloated and JUST.
Already predicting the Fat as fuck McGregor picture going viral with the Hashtag BigMc
>post possible scenarios
Conor has been training hard for 200, trying to stay optimistic but images of Nate cracking him with the 1-2 keep flashing through his head. He tries laying down to get some rest but wakes up in a cold sweat with the phantom feeling of Nate's forearm wrapped tightly around his neck. He's already committed to the rematch now and can't simply pull out, but the fear of losing to Nate again is crippling. Decides to say fuck it and retire.
So, like, can Conor even do this? Like, aren't there contracts and shit involved?
>>66951517
sage is only 19, give him a few years.
>>66951559
you can't prevent a fighter from retiring
>>66951485
This is beri offensiv take it down or i bomb yu
>>66951544
Maybe that lad getting murdered by his teammate really fucked him up.
Like, maybe he realized he could actually die in the octagon and just wants to get the fuck out.
>>66951559
conor runs the UFC so he does what he wants
Paddy ruined the ruse
>>66951559
I thought the same thing at first, but fighters pull out of fights all the time. It's typically because they're injured though, so yea maybe in the contract it says as long as you're physically fit to fight, you're obligated.
>>66951579
Surely he has obligations to show up at 200 if he signed the papers for it?
>>66951603
they can't force him to fight
We sticky now.
>>66951594
Uncle Dana loves money, though. How many millions you figure the UFC loses if Conor doesn't fight at 200? Not to mention what they've already sunk into promoting the fight.
>>66951603
Fighters can pull out of fights for any reason they want.
>>66951595
wait what? can somebody who speaks potato translate this?
As much as I dislike Cooner and despise his fan base, I have to say that the McGregor months were very entertaining.
The UFC needs a character like him.
Why can't Jon Jones take this character?
>>66951559
I think it's like with debt where you can just declare bankruptcy and the debt is wiped. If you out of contracts as an athlete just retire
>>66951656
Because he will go to Jail if he doesnt walk the line
CONOR TO WWE CONFIRMED
>>66951618
Man, Gus has such a shitty gym. It's a fucking tragedy. Maybe Jon could move to Heavyweight and leave LHW to everyone's favorite cuck.
>>66951621
Can you imagine this being the beginning of the downfall of UFC?
>>66951615
>>66951629
Without repercussions? I can see them getting a doctors to say they have good reason not to fight but just saying na fuck it and walking away
>>66951654
Last time we were in Iceland we were getting ready for UFC Dublin #ufc ...still the same people having a laugh a few years later
i LOVE memes
>>66951671
Also his teammate posted this
https://twitter.com/peterqueally/status/722547834038444033
>>66951026
This is true, fellow leaf. Just a few days ago, he was getting worked on his feet against a literally who last minute replacement. Sad!
its definintely his knee, its the only explanation
he isn't negotiating for more pay, he already did that before the rda fight was about to happen
his knee is fucked, gg riperino
>>66951521
It's all yours friend :)
HE LITERALLY CALLED IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYBhVXK4dMk
Literally mandrama
The Diaz bros will save the UFC
screencap this bros
conor and friends get smashed in iceland and someone comes up with the idea of trolling about his retirement
>>66951705
Oh wow, some faggot threw shit on the wall and some of it stuck.
Must be the new fucking Nostradamus.
>>66951670
Being a loudmouth cunt is not illegal.
Jon Jones is made for this role.
>>66951654
SBG enjoying themselves together in iceland
>>66951654
When Conor, Paddy and John were in UFC Dublin they were all laughing and joking together. Now it's a few years later and the same people are together making jokes. He's implying that they are all together watching Conor tweet this and laughing at how everyone is reacting to it
>>66951675
Have you never had a job before? You sign a contract but there is nothing to stop you leaving, they're not fucking slaves as much as Dana wishes that weren't the case.
>>66951705
Whats that hair style called?
>>66951713
>Nick confirmed for stepping up to fight Nate
>>66951595
Is Lobov allowed to hang out with them?
>>66951731
This just shows you have never had a job which pays above minimum wage or gave you any real responsibility
>>66951741
JUST CARB MY SHIT UP, SHITKAANT
>>66951780
This. If you signed a contract to do work for a company and they promoted and advertised you and spent money on you and you just bail, they will sue the fuck out of you.
I will only believe Conor retired when the UFC announce Lobov has been cut
>>66951815
Yup, at very least, they will make you serve your notice period and possibly force you into gardening leave for a time
Obligatory
Nate Diaz has literally confirmed the existence of black meme magic
think about how much wear and tear conors knee has taken
all the soccer he played as a youth
all the hard wourk he put in every day
if his blew his knee out again, the same one, it will be his second time, possibly his third if he slightly tore it the first time
he will probably take 1-2 years off, do what kobe did and go to germany or whatever to get the experimental treatment that works, along with whatever drugs usada wouldn't let him take, take another year to rehab, and then make the biggest comeback ever and make a shit ton of money
its his best move at the moment
RIP McGoat for now, but I'm sure we will see him again in the future
>>66951780
>>66951815
Mongs, you have to give notice but that is it.
tfw Nate thinks this is real and blazes up believing the fight to be off and Conor knew this would happen and rused him.
Nate gets banned for weed and Conor can go back to claiming he can heem every here
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 30m30 minutes ago
Worth noting: both McGregor and Diaz were scheduled to be in Vegas this weekend to promote their rematch.
top kuk
>>66951921
nate isn't that dumb come on son
he's just playing the game along with conor so he doesn't get caught out in the open like a deer in the middle of the road
>>66951865
holy shit bud I just realized you're right
if Nate Diaz does literally retire McGregor, black meme magic is confirmed in the UFC
>>66951741
The parts that are long are the parts of the scalp that grow hair faster if a specific organ is healthy
the parts that are short are the organs he doesn't care about
no I'm not kidding that's actually why he has it that way, to show that some of his organs are stronger than others because of his diet and it causes his hair to grow faster there
Can't sleep, on suicide watch
>>66952001
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>mfw Conor actually retires and Jon gets BTFO by OSP
>>66951951
>nate isn't that dumb
welp we all know you're stupid now bud good job
>implying McGregor's friend didn't post that to mess with him
>implying McGregor didn't find it hilarious and decided to not correct it
>>66951921
wel... tomorrow is 4/20
i cant imagine the amount of weed the diaz bros are gonna go through tomorrow
No one gives a fuck about Conor. What about Neetrex? He can't and will not go back to working security at Ross
lads
Normie memes incoming :^]
i'm glad he's out if he's out so we get something better than diaz vs conor for UFC 200 main fight. if he improves his wrestling in secret and returns after two years i would be happy to watch him fighting. also, he's a good businessman. he pulled this shit 10/10 out.
Based Artem
>>66952059
Who is your new boy now that McGregors gone lads?
Wonder/boy/ here
>>66952039
first death from weed incoming
WHAT'S HAPPENING
>>66952097
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah
what a lad
>>66951284
fuck off lebbo cunt back in high school we fought off machete wielding lebs by throwing a class room full of chairs at them
>>66952117
The UFC is dying
>>66952109
still khabib
remove kuffar
>>66952117
McGregor failed a drug test and this is his way to cover it up.
>>66952097
>gets a date with a 10/10 tonight
>fucks her
>by tomorrow morning, no news on Conor
>she demands he tell her now
>he can't say anything because she'll blab
>she regrets the sex and says it was rape now too bad bud
>Artem hits her to shut her up
"McGregor's camp accused of abuse, raping a prostitute; Conor's future still unknown"
>>66952041
Oh shit. He's legit going to get cut now isn't he? What a selfish move by Conor. This guy was the man who'd beat the undefeated CM Punk
Can the next thread be /Fofão/ edition please?
>>66952165
who is that cheeky nutsack motherfucker
>>66952112
>cops burn weed to get rid of it
those cheeky bastards know what they're doing
What is the best place to watch MMA fights? (for free)
>>66952206
fightpass free trial
>>66952206
watchwrestling.ch
>Coach @CMPunk
Well fuck it, I have decided to retire old. Thanks for the shoes @Reebok
lmao
>>66952206
Barcelona, Spain.
>>66952206
On Fox and Fox Sports 1 for UFC Fight Night!
Also UFC provided and sponsored by MetroPCS, free fights on Youtube
Hey guys, did I miss anything today?
Writing was on the wall lads
>Conor attention whoring before he has to face the memerape again
>>66952223
>>66952225
>>66952247
Thanks bros
>>66952243
ayy
>>66952206
italystream
>>66952206
ufc.com/r/fightpass
artem
>>66952206
at the pub.
Oi!
Oi oi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVhnVMlwcHs
wait a second when a brit says oi hold on yew cheeky bawstud are yew takin the piss on this one, does that mean he's asking if the guy is taking the piss like a guy is pissing in his mouth, or does it mean is he taking the piss like if he pissing like nick diaz take a piss, or does it mean he's asking if the guy is being serious and making a reference to carrying piss in a bucket
>>66952206
Your wife's boyfriend's place.
>>66952278
tv4 hade en månads gratis titt också
>>66952349
also does buggering off mean jacking off?
to be honest, i'd be more pissed off if Diaz's tweet is correct. hope he doesn't retire, too. wtf? looks like he's trolling, though.
>>66952206
at the shed
>>66952349
you literally don't understand what the phrase "are you taking the piss?" means?
You must be taking the piss lad
>>66952384
>not a webm
shame
literally everyone on /heem/ now is a webm maker and u disgrace us with a gif
disgusting
>>66951689
WHAT HAS VINCE MCMAHON DONE?!?!
what if Artem Lobov killed both Conor and his trainer and he's drunk as shit whole day typing bullshit on twitter before he commits suicide?
>@RealFofao
>i heard bout Conor ufc needs a ⭐ me save 200
>I was gone but I back now I back
>Conor is my son, I make Nate my son soon 2 #ufc200
>I practice movement again I good now
>give me nate or give me artim same thing #UFC200
>the kids, adults doggies want to see me again #UFC200
>>66952424
very ironic lad
>>66952433
IT'S ME DANA
IT'S ME DANA
IT WAS MEEEEE
ALL ALONG DANA
what if artem lobov is not a real fighter but he's koksal baba in costume?
>>66952242
I hope Pettis gives him inducosis forever with an accidental meme kick
>>66952416
but where does it originate from??
why was someone taking piss in the first place?
and where were they taking it to?
also what the fuck is buggering off?
https://vine.co/v/iHYW5FLODir
>>66952206
findminecraft.com/UFC
the name looks off but thats so it doesnt get noticed and taken down
>>66952416
so basically you're being like "are you letting a dude take a piss in your mouth right now" like you can't believe what the guy is saying right
>>66952462
Based Fofao, always ready to step up
>>66952482
AWWWWWWWWWWW SUNNAVABITCH!!!
What if Tim Kennedy is in charge of Kavanaghs twitter account?
>>66952520
REEEEEE, i pooped my self lad
>>66951671
BORK VS CONOR TO HEADLINE WM
Brock
What if based @RealFofao is a fucking @UnrealFofao ?
>>66952513
"buggering off" means going away as in "fucking off"
Buggering and buggery however refer to forceful anal sex if i'm not mistaken
>>66952666
very very interesting
>>66951713
>mfw Nate literally ended Conor's career
Nate already saved the UFC, they're the new king of this, motherfuckers.
>>66952666
so if nick diaz is like take a piss, he means out of his dick
but if a brit says take a piss, he means out of his mouth
>>66952273
Thanks m8
The McGoober meme is finally done.
According to my homie who works for the UFC Conor has fucked up the card for 200 these are some of the changes
>Fofao vs CM Punk
>Schaub vs Kimbo
>Sage vs Nate
>special pro wrestling match Kurt Angle vs Raymond Stereo
>Riff Raff vs Jose Canseco
>GSP vs Lawler
It's ogre guys
Gunnar's dad posted this.
>>66952708
>>66952765
>tfw they didnt feed to scrub to Khebab
