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previous>>66941689
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>gsp really fighting this time
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/georges-st-pierre-says-his-management-is-negotiating-ufc-comeback-more-seriously-now-041816
>mm = mayweather
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-demetrious-johnson-floyd-mayweather-compares-style-made-for-mma-041816
>prepared penn may may
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/19/11456610/forget-about-motivated-b-j-penn-the-real-problem-is-prepared-penn
>jbj i was le addict
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ufc/2016/04/19/jon-jones-ufc-197-marijuana-drug-addiction-ovince-saint-preux/83185088/
>>66947780
top thread
first for brunch
how've the threads been lately boys?
>>66947780
Didn't realize Ngannou was so tall.
>>66947780
THOSE MIMOSA DRINKING CUNTS
why do people listen to Joe's podcast? The guy is literally a college pothead in the body of a 40 year old
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
HELP ME ARIEL!
>tfw no gf to heem me
So glad that I have successfully recruited fellow cucks into the /Ngannou/ army
http://strawpoll.me/7419257
rigged 2bh
So, did Connor left for good? Isn't he teammate of the dude that knocked out the Alberto Barbosa to death? Maybe that shocked him into retirement
David Choe is the superior Asian JRE guest.
>>66947849
fuck I read that as retired not retarded.
Norm Macdonald should replace Joe Rogan. Imagine him and Goldie.
>I mean this Palhares guy... he's a real jerk!
>>66947845
i started the mewvment desu, you are a good ally tho senpai
>>66947780
>YOU JUST KNOW
How many times do I have to tel you this meme is stupid and not funny? It reeks of something a morbidly overweight permavirgin would say.
>>66947853
RARE KERMIT'S ASSHOLE
>>66947870
I started it before his debut though laddy, I was hyping him up on /heemspeak/
>>66947853
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Please someone tell me we told him what a gazelle is
>>66947824
Ngannou is the average height of 6'4. Joe Rogan on the other hand...
>>66947853
He removed the hashtag, thank god.
>>66947820
They've been absolutely terrible without you bud
Nobody complaining about Canadian OPs or [Embed]
Honestly, it's been complete and utter hell
>>66947868
maybe you're retired.
>>66947820
Well I just came off 24 hour ban for posting this thread so probably good.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/66919620/
joe going full retard
>I listen to Joe Rogan's podcast
>tfw a thread ends with (You)
>>66947845
How old are you?
>>66947916
cmon....
>>66947893
oh i concede then anon, i just started the ngannou threads. good on you for appreciating the future goat hw before us plebians desu
>>66947853
HAHAHA ABSOLUTE SAVAGE
>>66947968
old enough to party
>mcgregor retires
whelp, now I officially have nothing to live for
>>66947940
I got a warning once for posting this.
>>66947957
Not anymore :^)
>>66947984
I am glad to have an ally as dedicated as you, it truly is a pleasure.
>>66947829
his one fight companion thing was okay to me, but then I would enjoy a bunch of dudebro manchildren talking about shit while watching fights.
>>66947992
Care to give a number?
joe is trying to lecture a guy that eats food for a living on food
>>66948019
lol is that Holdsworth?
>>66947951
>>66947944
Have you heard joe rogans podcast in person to say its not the best? Were you in the room with him?
>>66948062
Yes, they are all MMA fighters. Pls don't ban me.
I've decided to retire young with the schaubposting game in the palm of my hand. Later bitches.
lads i'm pretty hungry, what's for lunch?
>McGregor finished
>>66948097
Ngannou's semen.
>>66948097
hurache
Now Nate retires...
Honestly, it was easy to see that Conor was nothing more than a flash in the pan. Somebody can't be that hyped, that huge, and keep delivering spectacular results for very long. I honestly expected it to last maybe a little longer before he was beat into retirement, but oh well at least we don't have to deal with obnoxious Irish fans anymore.
>>66948097
Real mexican food
>>66948019
paige isn't white
>>66948104
BEADY
>>66948124
She's upwards of 80% white.
Fucking potato trying to steal the attention.
>>66948066
Are you in college?
>>66948126
This is such a work.
>>66948138
She can get me to 100% and suck my dick if you know what I mean
>>66948126
jej if he really tweeted that he's just ruined the entire joke for the people who believed it
Nice going Kavangh you can't even meme right
>tfw the mcgregor meme is over
>>66948145
Are you all ready for the comeback of Anthony Pettis? He will heem that huecuck and make another run at the title
>>66948149
did ngannou fuck your wife as well?
why are you so triggered by it, embrace it
I just realized this Eddie Huang guy isnt a comedian, but a chef. No wonder he's actually pleasant to listen to.
>>66948118
>>66948126
Ariel HelwaniVerified account
@arielhelwani
Multiple sources are adamant at this time that McGregor's tweet isn't a joke, troll job or hoax of any kind. Reason(s) behind it is unclear.
Goddammnit ariel stop fanning the flames you fuck
Is drinkable water in mexican restaurants in USA misrepresenting real mexican food?
>>66948182
Ariel what about Nate you nigger
>there are people voting this year who don't remember 9/11
>>66948097
cigarette and whiskey
dubs predicts the ufc's nexxt meme fighter
>>66948182
fuck
guys
no
Ariel is a huge pro-wrestling Mark
He knows what's going on and is just playing it up to give Dana an aneurysm
>>66948194
I'm asking simple questions. I'm curious. Why do you think I'm triggered?
>>66948182
Multiple sources? Who? Kavanagh? I hope you don't expect me to take an Islamophobe seriously.
Dana is seriously on life support
everbody's retiring
Conor either got injured (maybe ACL again) or popped/knew he was gonna pop for something.
>>66948228
nah m8
ariel doesn't make these kinds of jokes
when people asked him if he was pulling an april fools he got annoyed at people even thinking he'd do something like that
Bellator exodus now?
Screencap this
>>66948228
nah Ariel did say on MMA Hour that he would never report fake news as a prank (when talking about people saying that DC/Jones was April fools joke)
Mcgregor is starting his own promotion and it will have:
>no submissions
>no wrestling
>no rolling on the floor
>no divisions above 145
>>66948269
Now that's a true undefeated UFC Legend. Never been one to joke around, RIP Punk, your presence in the UFC (videogames) will be missed
ABANDON SHIP
HOP ON THE BELLATOR TRAIN BEFORE IT LEAVES STATION
CHOO CHOO
Jon Jones came back from a Marijuana addiction, Conor McGregor can come back from a perceived lack of attention disorder.
>>66948271
nah hes cashing out and going undergound before the HAPPENING begins
conor to make an official announcement on /heemspeak/ in 10 minutes
>>66948269
>Every fighter retires following in Conors foot steps
>The UFC has no fighters
>Company implodes
>Conor buys whats left
>Conor McInc comes to save MMA
CONOR BLESS
>Conor and GSP come out of retirement to fight at UFC 200
It's bullshit but bloody hell wouldn't it be great if it meant Lawler was moved to the 200 card
>>66948329
I laughed.
>Kimbo pops but can still fight a month later
>No main events get cancelled due to injury
>1 night tournaments
>fun circus fights
>a promoter that isn't full of himself
>no fightpass nonsense
Why aren't you a /bellabro/?
>>66948149
yes, uni/college
>>66948185
I'm still waiting for the comeback of McGregor
Alright lads, when you all coming back to boxing now that this joke """ sport""" is dead?
>>66948362
because their every card seems to be a dissapointment save for one fight
>>66948362
>>no fightpass nonsense
FP one of the best things about the UFC, makes me feel like a true fight fan and its comfy to watch
>>66948097
3 steaks
You know what that fighter died just the other week didn't he
I wonder if this factored into Conors decision
>>66947853
>>66947907
I don't get the hashtag?
>>66948378
mcgoober made it a joke sport.
hes the anthony joshua of mma
>>66948378
I watch both anyways lad, boxing doesn't have a lot of stars now though. MMA is in a better place media attention wise atm.
>>66948397
I think youre on to something. Conor is afraid of being killed by Nate.
>>66948222
>Subs Mitzugaki on short notice
>Meme
>Nate LITERALLY ended the Conor meme
NO
NO
>>66948397
hes just playing dead
>>66948269
kek
>>66948425
the hero we need.
>>66948362
I know you're a casual and don't even follow the sport closely in any capacity, but the last Bellator cards headline was changed because of an injury.
>>66948244
>t. cucked nu male
>>66948449
Kebab is on the losing battle here
So how fucked is UFC 200 now?
Comfirmed for making like 10 buys at best
So, who headlines 200 now?
>>66948449
Inshallah, a plague of locusts will rain down on this infidel.
>>66948449
Allahu
>>66948449
>>66948309
so today's boxing?
>>66948493
At least make it believable by photoshopping the guy's sign on the left too.
>>66948449
this episode aside, Kavanagh comes across as a huge douchebag in his tweets sometimes, saying that people don't deserve a shot at Conor and similar shit
>>66948449
*suicide bombing intensifies
>>66948397
iirc he was also in the front row for that fight.
if that made him call it quits, good for him, he's leaving with his brain somewhat intact. hopefully he'll change up his spending methods so he doesn't go bankrupt by the time he's 40
>there are '''''people'''''' who actually believe that Conor retired
>>66948449
mashallah, glad to see Khabib defending his faith
>>66948449
if he keeps going he can get him banned from traveling to the US
>>66948534
I wouldn't but I also don't think Ariel would tweet about this if he wasn't sure.
>>66948485
Jose/Frankie?
>>66948449
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT SAMBO!
>>66948534
Are you implying it isn't possible?
>>66948563
>>66948534
I didnt believe till my super jew journalist ariel reported. Waiting for UFC announcement and Dana aneurism confirmation
>>66948524
i actually thought it wasn't photoshopped. eh, that's what i get for grabbing reaction images from /pol/
If have decided to stop posting in /heem/.
Thanks for the memes.
Catch ya later.
Someone add Conor
Please
kek. Checkout cm punks Twitter. He's retiring too.
>>66948621
>that cuck stare at the end
>>66948641
>he thinks he can just "leave" /heem/
heh
>>66948563
>>66948610
Well Ariel didn't confirm or deny anything just said that multiple sources think that it isn't a joke. Just people thinking stuff. Conor is a master ruseman.
>>66948621
stupid donkey
>>66948621
>>66948449
[beheading those who insult allah intensifies]
>>66948682
Fucking legend
>>66948691
Maybe Conor got heem'd stiff in training and decided he doesn';t want to die
>>66948646
There is already one you wankjob
>>66948691
He ran out of cocaine in Iceland and is in a real bad place right now
>>66948691
>Nothing in my pocket but holes
He's broke
>>66948691
>Gunni made him retire
>>66948714
>That horribly stretched image
shit job
fucking joe mentioned the annunaki and the Sumerians lol and nibiru. This podcast just got spicy
Wait a second...
People still care about McGregor after 196?
Why?
>retiring
is this a prank?
is conors ego that fucking big?
>>66948740
The end of times lad
did rogan just say 'hello heem'?
>I shitposted on twitter
>AND THEY ALL BELIEVED IT
Wish Bryan Callen was there to set Joe straight.
>>66948767
Yes and yes.
I'm only watching 200 for Browne and Miesha heem.
>>66948740
>>66948769
is the podcast live?
>>66948583
>>66948822
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
imagine being rogan's guest and having to listen to this stuff
DAMNIT JOE THEY DISPROVED THAT THEORY THAT THE MOON FORMED FROM SOMETHING HITTING THE EARTH LIKE ANOTHER PLANET OR MASSIVE ASTEROID. DAMNIT ROGGGGAAAAAN
>>66948813
Being a wage cuck...
What is that pot head saying?
Now this is the kind of deep JRE shit I like.
who is holly gonna fight now lads?
dana confirmed that ronda is getting the next title shot
it has to be cyborg right? dont be scared holmey
>>66948222
darrell horcher
>>66948842
Same Same
>36 foot tall skeleton
I'm dying here
>>66948838
He's a pothead comedian, not a scientist. Give him a break.
greats its another "joe knows more than the expert" episode
is joe doing a 4/20 podcast?
tfw no weed on 4/20, just permaheem me bros
>>66948842
I wish he knew more about what he said tho. He needs the crazy hair guy from ancient aliens on to be set straight
the first time i read it i thought he just meant he decided that he is going to retire young in the future
>SBG is finished
What a meme camp
>>66948838
No they didn't. Another planet hitting earth is the current most likely theory.
>>66948145
The face of a broken man there, fuck me.
He looks like a man who's 5 minutes away from getting the electric chair.
>Diaz just saunters past and starts texting
kek, I'm convinced Nate is smarter than he looks and he seems like a decent dude too.
>>66948882
who cares about 4/20
start getting ready for shroomfest
http://arithegreat.com/shroomfestprimer/
inb4
>lmao twitter hacked, sorry guise haha
>post YFW Conor pops for PEDs
>>66948898
*coughs*
Jupiter being bigger than Mars and both being planets can be inferred just from looking with the naked eye
i think conor realized he was going to get beat up by nate diaz again and is retiring to avoid that fight. don't be surprised if he doesn't just take a vacation and then come back and get fast tracked back to his belt.
McGregor is used to using leverage against the UFC that they have never encountered before. They have bent to his every whim thus far.
Now that he lost to Nate, the UFC is going to try to strongarm him moreso back into their control.
My best guess is that McGregor said "I want X amount for UFC 200, take it or leave it" (probably a ridiculous amount like $15M) and the UFC tried to tell him no, so his response was fine, he'll retire.
The UFC is sick of being bitched around by him for so much money in comparison to everyone else, but Conor knows his own value and goes all in on himself day in, day out. They call his bluff and he says fuck you you will, you'll lose more if I pull out of 200 and never fight again.
The only thing about this is that if the talks with GSP are real, they might be trying to hook GSP back because of Conor's leveraging. GSP would likely take less than Conor to come back and headline 200, and the UFC would make just as much if he did.
Tricky situation.
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>66948937
fuck, i have been thinking about growing shrooms again
when is the shroomfest, cant be arsed to look it up
>>66948962
how?
>>66948996
it 100% makes sense on all accounts bud
>>66948918
Its already been disproven about a year ago. If that was the case the deposits on the moon and on earth from around the same time period and the different elements should be similar and consistent with each other. They proved that it wasnt. Sorry anon this one has been debunked for a while
>>66948019
Where does this meme come from that whites can't dance?
The only dances I have ever seen black people do is arse shaking. MJ is obviously the exception.
Nothing blacks do Dance wise can compare to real white dancing from many white countries, like so: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgGAzBDE454
>>66948969
Plausible.
>>66949003
>tfw mewvment was bullshit
>>66949006
July 16,17 and/or 18
Ari gives some tips on finding them, or just accept the teachings of Uncle Reddit at /r/darknetmarketnoobs
>>66948955
Artem is going to fight RDA by the end of the year
Mark my words lads
>>66949036
>ireland
theyre not white though
He better not fucking retire
He's a superb entertainer
>>66948182
He probably gave a positive doping test, and retires for a while, and the story wont come out.
>>66948682
God damn I miss prime Anderson
When does Conor's contract expire?
Maybe Vince McMahon and Dana are in a bidding war for Conor?
Conor followed Triple H on Twitter recently and hinted at appearing in Wrestlemania as possibly a leverage tactic.
>>66949013
Mars looks like a teeny, tiny sphere, not a twinkling star, Jupiter looks slightly bigger. Go check for your self tonight, there are apps which make the planets easy to find in the night sky. The ancient American cultures knew utterly fuck all about astronomy. It's just a meme
>>66948969
>the UFC
>>66948969
This is my first thought as well, that it was about money.
>>66949066
Wise up, faggot.
You're swarming in Muslims and Niggers and we're 97% white. You can't say shit.
Go to 1:50 in the video and show me some nigger twerk shit that can even come close to that.
Dana did say that the UFC 200 co-main will blow out mind.
Conor will retire, UFC 200 gets a new main event and then like a month before Conor announces his comeback and BOOM PPV sales through the roof.
>50 years old
>hollaaaaa
why cant this faggot just die already
Gobby cunt that can only knock out midgets gets REKT by a 420 ayyyy blaze it faggot Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad looking Spic
Decides to retire cause reality dawned on him he is gonna get CHEECH N CHONGED again and humilated by xXx_420_xXx_StOcKtOn-n0-sc0pe-SlApPeR_xXx_420_xXx a second time.
13 year old fanbois and MMA casuals response: "It-its j-just a r-ruse right?"
>>66949115
>they tell Nate the fight is off
>Conor comes back 10 days before 200
lmao
Mind blowing UFC 200 news
GSP vs Lawler headlines
Paige VanZant dances live in the octagon for the co-main event
>>66949151
that would be smart from Conor
>its a joe doesn't mention mcgregor retiring episode
he might mention it on the next show in a couple hours
Reminder that USADA cannot test athletes that are retired
>>66949144
nice memes, 13 year old casual fanboy
>>>/v/eddit
>>66949182
This. Conor got popped and wants to save his legacy.
>>66949169
he talked about it for two minutes, said he thought it was probably a joke
>>66949058
no u faggot they're easy as shit to grow if ur not a complete retard
check out shroomery.org and enlighten your mind
#staywoke
or youtube pf tek to get a quick tutorial
>>66949166
i was just thinking about this, conny feels desperate and needs every advantage he can get. announces retirement with coaches confirming therefor diaz doesn't train. makes sense ye? ye?
I don't know how yet but this Conor thing is some bullshit.
>>66949152
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>66949202
Close but not quite. When cro cop got tested, he retired and then results came out anyway. I suspect mcmeme was going to test positive when USADA or whoever came knocking, so he retired on the spot
>>66949214
boosts the PPV sales masively too
>>66949152
>>66949166
>>66949214
Diaz wasn't training for a fight when he took it on short notice last time either and he still rekt Conor
>>66949235
What did he mean by this?
>>66949244
Conor will have a full camp to train just for Diaz now though, come up with a perfect gameplan and continue what he was doing in the first round.
>>66949152
>>66949237
Steroids?! Never in moi loife...
We all know this is a work
Just what is the reasoning? I can't imagine UFC 200 getting a PPV boost - it already was going to sell 2 million +
just did a wank. disappointed in myself tbqh
>>66949097
>Kavanaugh_advises-Gunni_to_strike with_Demian_Maia.jpg
>>66948969
I think the UFC should call his bluff and cut him from the roster
Make him go to Bellator where he'll have nobody to fight and make significantly less money, make him crawl back and beg for a new contract
>>66949243
>tfw you can't believe Donny is gone.
Kavanagh doesn't seem to be to bothered about this whole situation
>>66949278
He's major against dat, didn't you hear?
He's a meme lord, a wannabe Machiavellian New Prince. He's pulling the old 'Court attention by being cryptic and keep people in suspended terror' tactic.'
More than likely won't work though.
That or he can no longer be efficient with his meme energy and wants to leave to save his legacy.
>>66949292
because he knows it's bullshit
>>66949292
>>66949279
>>66949169
>>66949144
>>66949115
He never said he was retiring right now just wait for dust to settle
McMeme will be back and better
>>66949287
The Ufc would in turn be making significantly less money aswell if that happened
>>66949152
Who are these pipeline concubines?
>Conor "retires"
>60 IQ Nate falls for it
>stops training for months
>"IT WAS JUST A PRANK LAD"
>Nate wins against on short notice
>>66949144
>a 420 ayyyy blaze it faggot Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad looking Spic
I love Nate but you made me laugh with that description.
>>66949244
Lets be honest though, If you are a fan of the diaz brothers, you know they could go 3 round in the morning before they even brush their teeth. Those fuckers have better cardio at the end of a 5 round fight than a lot of guys have before it starts. There is not really any such thing as an "Out of shape" diaz
>>66949144
>>66949368
obvious samefag
>know for a fact that GSP fighting will be boring as fuck
>100% chance that i will watch anyway
>>66949363
overeem said and the comeback fight will be at ufc200
>tfw your boy ragdolled Diaz #2
Breaking news: He will work in Cathal Pendred's salad bar
>>66949424
>>66949112
>we
>british flag
Fuck up you little rat cunt, if you love the Free State so much why dont you fuck off down there?
>>66949424
>tfw my boy could ragdoll your boy
