Penrith Panthers vs. Sydney Roosters
AEST 7:00pm
5 Bongs till kickoff
Thought we could kick this off earlier than usual because there is some faggotry to talk about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMZYZcoAcU0
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
/afl/, explain yourselves.
>>66918093
literally the worst op i've ever seen
>poosters
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>66918205
>>66918206
>>66918207
>these 3 "people" were waiting all day for a thread, and must have searched the catalogue at the EXACT same time, and immediately posted ITT when they found this
KEK, the fucking state of your "lives"
test
>>66918228
I have my secretary monitor for /nrl/ threads for $40 an hour.
the cucktorians pleading with the BSAs to watch their sport on /r/videos is very embarrassing to look at
You're playing your contact sport of choice, and after a successful tackle on an opposition player, do you:
A: Sportingly offer him help getting to his feet?
B: Quickly return to your position to let the game continue as quickly as possible?
C: Stick a finger in his bum?
>>66918716
I lie on top of him so I can feel him furiously buck against my groin in vain attempts to remove me
>Vodafone Warriors fullback Roger Tuivasa-Sheck faces more than six months on the sideline after scans today confirmed he had ruptured the anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee in Saturday night’s seventh-round NRL clash against the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs at Westpac Stadium in Wellington.
http://www.warriors.kiwi/news/2016/04/18/cruel_blow_for_tuiva..html
>>66918886
Only correct answer
RTS out for the season.
Lads, breaking news. RTS is OUT for the SEASON.
YOU heard it HERE first.
I'm getting reports that Roger Tuivasa-Sheck is out for the season with an ACL injury.
Just remember I was the first one to break this news.
RTS ded, lads
>>66919205
>>66919215
>>66919230
>>66919269
It's like I'm literally reading reddit comments
>tfw almost fell for the rts meme a few weeks ago
glad i didn't lads
>>66919348
Is he injured or something?
>>66919403
Nah, just scoring shit. Ignore the memesters above.
>>66919298
Reddit would probably be crying and lamenting the loss of a bloody good footy talent.
Or consoling warriors fans telling them its going to be alright.
There would also be swearing and obvious attempts to mimic the Australian bogan persona.
reminder that based denan kemp blew reddit the fuck out
>>66919424
I am not talking about just the nrl section
>>66919431
What did he do? Something on his locker room show?
>>66919447
https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/4eq1dx/the_locker_room_jarrod_croker/
https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/4f4leq/denan_doesnt_love_us_anymore/
Bryce Cartwright any time try scorer is free money.
>>66919469
Pathetic.
poosters win tbqh
ideal comp
Easts
Souths
Wests
Manly
Newcastle
Parramatta
Illawarra
Dubbo
Brisbane
Brisbane2
Ipswich
North Qld
Central Qld
Canberra
Melbourne
Perth
Auckland
Wellington
>>66919803
Actual ideal comp
Roosters
Rabbitohs
Bulldogs
West Sydney
West Coast
Central Coast
Newcastle
St George
Melbourne
Manly if Brookvale gets updated
Brisbane
North Queensland
Gold Coast
Another Queensland team NOT based in Brisbane
New Zealand
Canberra
>>66919803
Awful.
>>66919897
>only 4 qld teams
>one being """gold""" coast
BREAKING
PARRAMATTA STRIPPED OF ALL COMPETITION POINTS
CAN'T GAIN ANY POINTS DURING THE SEASON
>>66919922
Big, if true
whats everyone drinkin?
>>66919922
Holy fuck this
this is hilarious
https://twitter.com/loukasfounten/status/721921037768654849
who /misc/ here?
>>66919803
>>66919897
Both shit considering Penrith is getting its own airport soon.
Here is the only comp list you need:
Poosters
Rabbits
lebdogs
Central coast
Melbourne
Canberra
Grubnulla
Manly
Wests
Brisbane
North qld
West coast
South coast/illawarra
Penrith
Country NSW (based in Bathurst)
Country Queensland (based in large country town in qld)
>>66920024
Oh shit and add two New Zealand teams
>>66920007
>mom
Stopped reading
I thought Eels were cleared in the pre season? Are they still in the shit?
>>66920068
It looks like they will lose 10 or 12 points which would basically end their season.
However if their board members resign it will only be 6 points so they have a slim chance.
it'd be interesting to know when the acl was torn. rts played on after he initially got injured. if he tore it AFTER that point, then the trainer who kept him on should be sacked. of course there's no way to ever tell when he tore it though
>RTS out for the season
top fucking lel
Sweet sweet justice and a sign the Roosters season has officially turned around.
Roosters by 24
elite opinion: the panthers will win tonight
*activates counter opinion shield*
>>66920129
counter opinion: they probably will and your opinion is not elite at all
Reminder that I was first to break the RTS news
Reminder that I LITERALLY RUN /nrl/
>Merrin & Mansour + 30 points vs Cartwright & Hastings
Who wins m8s?
>>66920151
Fuck /pol/
>>66920164
roosters' right edge has been terrible all year, mansour is guaranteed multiple tries
RTS will never reach his 2015 heights again
Kek
>>66920187
>didnt even win the premiership
KEK nice "heights" you've got there
>/nrl/ failed to hit bump limit once in 5 game days
>/afl/ hit bump limit friday, saturday and sunday
What went wrong?
You now remember Plasmo.
>>66920256
walkbro got banned
>>66920256
I think everybody is hiding from me after I bullied them the fuck out.
Also /rug/ is the new hotness.
>>66920256
just an off week for us. we'll be back to our best in round 8 with all the NEETs retreating to their bedrooms as their families have company over for long weekend celebrations
>>66920073
/afl/ is up
who on SC win watch here?
>>66920298
I think I am.
Roosters will win this to go above the Warriors and put RTS on pooicide watch
I fucking HATE Guerra
Cartwright a shit
>>66920336
Is that a fucking scrotum
>Panthers player leaning on him
jesus this refball is insane
you can't run through the line like that
>this "crowd"
All comes back to that fucking no penalty call
I'm pissed already
THE SENATE HAS VOTED AGAINST THE BUILDING WATCHDOG LEGISLATION
VOTE ON JULY 2 INCOMING
YOU FUCKING HEARD IT HERE FIRST
Staying down for penalties seems to be the Panthers go to tactic this season.
>>66920256
2bh, i have been posting there a lot, significantly inflating post the true post count with bait posts and easy (you's)
reminder sowie power ALWAYS destroys his former clubs
Reminder that Jamie Coward is obese.
This season is fucking comical
I throw in the towel
>>66920362
Remember to vote for WalkBro's Endgame Party
#Vote #NGP #2016 #Auspol
>There are “People” who want Blake Ferguson for Origin
>>66920389
Would be alright on the wing
How the fuck can they keep getting so close. Just score you cunts. Not hard
>>66920390
trbojevic would be better, even after he got btfo against semi.
Mansour and dugan are more likely to get the nod
>>66920399
he will go for experience on the wings
Rookie wingers don't go well for NSW
roosterman on inconsistent watch
Based fucking Bitchell
>>66920402
except for based hoppa, who would also be more likely to be picked there
latrell mitchell has a big bum
>>66920399
>>66920402
What about Roberts?
>>66920413
who?
>>66920413
"no"
latrell mitchell's big bum is what gives him his running power
Latrell Mitchell on the wing anybody?
Cuckswell is refballing the roosters back into the game
>>66920422
just atoning for his fuck up that led to 5 straight minutes of Panthers ball
lol fucking Nikorima
poor kid just getting belted
Get Nikorima off the field Jesus
With RTS out for the season who is the next best fullback option after Tedesco?
Jesus Christ will Latrell ever stop making errors?
OH FUCK THAT
That was a great shot
Fuck this shit running through the line, you can't send through 100 decoy runners to cause chaos and then play behind it
Why does Daniel Tupou always look depressed?
>>66920480
Maybe he is
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66920462
Dugan prob the most consistent
>>66920462
Morgan atm
>>66920462
Barba
>>66920480
Because he's shit.
Joe Burgess when?
Reminder that Tupou literally played a full Origin series
>Be a team called the Panthers
>Have Gold and Pink jerseys
>>66920499
I think he may actually be the second highest scoring after this round
Name a bigger pest than Billy Slater. You literally can't.
If the Roosters win this game I will circumcise my little brother
>>66920519
GOATistic Elitespouter
>>66920519
You were practically begging for this >>66920527
>>66920519
the maggots that live in your mums vagina
>>66919922
fucking checked too
>>66920519
Paul motherfucking Gallen
ITT: 10/10 albums.
>>66920513
What is pink panther?
>>66920519
Klemer
>>66920555
You first
>>66920555
Patrician choice.
>>66920519
You won't believe what Daniel Tupou does next!!
>>66920581
Fuck me sideways
How long is Taukiaho out for?
>>66920616
4-6 weeks
Their season will be over by then luckily
fuck this shit
That was fucking amazing
>caring about 12s
>that one beta trying to start a chant
Kek
Doing a great job of making medicore teams look good this year
Will probably let the Dragons score 3 tries at this rate
>>66920640
What did he mean by this?
What is Joe Burgess thinking right now?
Dragons, Roosters, Tigers and Knights are the 2016 bottom 4.
How would you rank them?
>>66920642
what did you mean by that?
>>66920519
slater
cam smith
doctor of petroleum
>>66920646
Not much as usual
>>66920647
Roosters
Tigers
Dragons
.....
...
......
......
Knights
>people writing off the Roosters when they have JWH, SST, Cordner and Pearce all coming back in the next month
They will literally win 16 in a row
>>66920595
Found the cockroach fucker
>>66920656
I'll start tipping them next week when Pearce is back.
kill me
Why did he pass?
Should have just fucking kept running
>>68414125
I wish she didn't have such a gummy smile.
They can fix that with orthodontic treatment can't
What happened to Merrin?
>>66920661
Hehehehehe i knew I'd get one of you
OH FUCK YES
wew
Based Elite Roosters
thanks ref
latrell mitchell has a big bum
>this shitty Roosters team is almost beating a full strength Panthers side
lmao
>>66920647
Roosters
-
-
-
Tigers
-
Knights
Dragons
>>66920710
>almost
>>66920740
give it time lad
Great call
>that pass
>forward
Is Jake Friend finished lads?
Soward to win the Dally M this season in my expert opinion
>>66920774
he's getting through way too much work
The balance of the team will be much better when he is play 60+ minutes with Nikorima off the bench
>>66920656
Retarded casual detected
>>66920743
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock
>>66920795
give it time lad
>what the fuck is that?
KEK
>>66920798
Tick tock on the clock. But the party don't stop, no oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.
>toopoo
top keke this season is gold
Still think they will go on an absolute tear when they get their best 3 forwards and halfback back.
>Cartwright
>Tupou
>>66920811
Based walkgod
ShigKEK on losing vanilla and 12s watch
>Knights lose 53-0
>Still not last
Thanks Poosters
Joe Burgess has to come in surely
fartshite was exposed tonight. actually he produced the same crap he has all year but didn't get a ridiculous meme attacking play in there and thus didn't distract people from his poor overall game. anyone who thinks he should play for nsw this year is a fool. he'll be good enough eventually but he has way too many errors and his defence is suspect right now
>>66920827
>LaffinGOAT starring in another close defeat
CAN this poor bastard catch a break?
I'll try to get my Power Rankings up soon
>>66920007
>>66920856
Based Tallis.
>>66920862
who wipes their ass like that? I get off the seat and do it.
Getting tired of losing all these close matches all the time lads
>>66920873
I hope you fold as well instead of screwing it up
How have pooster 'fans' not killed themselves yet?
How fucking embarrassing
>>66920879
i wet it in the sink before i wipe. dry wiping is for savages.
>>66920873
>not having a bidet
>not carrying wet wipes for when you aren't at home
>>66920881
Because they don't exist
>>66920885
Your arse or the paper?
>>66920886
I never use the rest room for shittingin public places. I'm too afraid to catch something. I live in America with minorities and not in the aryan utopia of OZ my friend.
>>66920892
I wet the paper in the sink. You think I can haul my ass up to the sink and wet it?
Look at the state of the top 8
>Rabbitohs and Raiders each have a negative record
>Bulldogs and Storm playing poorly
>Eels about to be put at bottom of the table
This year is shit, there are only three teams that deserve to make the finals at this rate (Inevitable Roosters revival notwithstanding)
>>66920881
we need a bit of humility desu
>>66920897
Should Johnny Depp be in prison for his crimes?
>>66920901
Thought you might have a bidet
>>66920907
what did Depp do?
>>66920909
I don't think any Anglo nations have those.
>>66920913
Yeah they're quite uncommon but I know some people that have them in their house
>>66920913
>what did Depp do?
He violated our quarantine laws.
>>66920907
Just saw that pic. Very scary my cunt mate. Don't let the coloreds have a say in things or you will end up with more crime than ever before.
>>66920913
He tried to introduce an invasive species and foreign diseases into Australia. Then blamed it on his assistant.
>>66920907
>The Promised Land
Ahaha oh wow
>>66920839
>made around 40 tackles
>set up waqa blake
>>66920920
Please watch our sport.
>>66920919
>He smuggled a dog
We usually only care if you smuggle drugs here not pets. Do abos smoke dogs? maybe thats a concern. Wet dog smell with petrol could probably keep an abo high all day.
>>66920926
making a lot of tackles doesn't mean shit. All it tells me is that players like running at you
>>66920928
I'm watching it now on FS2. They show it sometimes here. The stadium looks empty though.
Paul Green is the greatest NRL coach of our time.
>>66920935
Yeah those Rabbitohs loved running at Napa last week
>>66920940
Only the Brisbased BroncGODS have big crowds.
We carry the league on our back, and people hate us for it.
>>66920931
>mfw this is gonna be the front page news of all of Oz.
A FUCKING POOCH
>>66920943
that was the exception to the rule, never seen someone go hunting for every tackle like he did.
And it seemed like Souths players wanted to show they weren't scared and kept going at him, with less than great results
>>66920931
>>66920951
>be american
>go to foreign country
>blatantly violate their laws
>WHAT DID I DO
We have strict quarantine laws for a reason you stupid fuck, our environment is very sensitive to invasion species and disease.
In Indonesia they have an endemic of rabies, hence why our strict laws.
>>66920949
AFL is a bogan game while NRL is a upper class game? I know cricket is weird in Oz because it doesnt have that tea drinking culture the Brits have. You guys usually eat fried chicken and beer instead of tea and scones.
>>66920935
Because they knew that if Bryce wasn't working really hard in defense he'd be destroying them in attack. That's why they ran at him all night. Not really the type of weather for him anyway though.
>>66920967
yeah of course, but nobody has ever said "lets run at SBW or Surgess to slow them down" because they fucking hurt you
>>66920963
I'm just being honest here lad mate. Most Americans will just laugh at this and won't take it serious. If he was smuggling drugs or sex workers then it be different but its a fucking little rat dog mate.
>>66920966
AFL is more of a homo/hipster sort of game, but you are right that the upper class private school Aussies follow rugby.
>>66920971
>implying Bryce doesn't hit hard
m8, I can tell you don't even watch the game, and just sit on the chan and look at your fantasy team. Filthy casual.
>>66920983
he's soft as fuck and got ran through a number of times, why they kept going back at him
Fucking Brendan Elliot beat him for strength inside the first few minutes
>>66920972
Doubt anyone here really cares. I only heard about it just then on a /tv/ thread.
Depp looked fucked up on his apology video.
>>66920988
This.
Cartwright definitely showed weak defense tonight, but his whole game was shit tonight
>>66920920
We have barely any darkies. Abbos are a very small minority and we have next to no africans
>cronk's nose
Did he break it yesterday? Looks crooked as fuck
>>66920992
except that one autist aussie here who think the pooch is a biohazard waiting to happen.
>>66921002
good on you mate. you don't let progressives change that. wouldnt want little Brucey get killed by Jamal over shoes.
>>66921015
get the fuck out of here Cuck
>>66920972
Drugs or sex workers are significantly less damaging than breaking quarantine
>>66921044
>>66921050
Look at these little pooftas. Little doggy nipped ya once mates? Soft cunts. Grow a pair before commenting next time.
>>66921015
Australia's isolation has kept out a lot of things that are relatively common in the rest of the world
I can't give you a list of these things but it's important enough that the strict bio regulations exist and the country would really benefit from never having to deal with them
>>66921015
>except that one autist aussie here who think the pooch is a biohazard waiting to happen.
You're saying laws are autism?
Why the fuck should we make a special exception for Depp?
If that's the case why have quarantine laws at all, lets ruin our agricultural industries and native wildlife through allowing anything in?
Your country backed us up, the american consulate said you seppos should follow our laws
>go to foreign country
>break the clearly stated law
>BUT I'M AMERICAN, WHAT DID I DO, AM I BEING DETAINED
ITT: samefag
>>66921058
Bantering about our wildlife is illegal m8
>>66921089
I'll glass ya wallabies mate. Such little small cunts they are.
>>66921091
>I don't have an argument so I'll call you an autist
I would literally shoot a koala out of a tree
>>66921101
/nrl/ Post Round 7 Power Rankings
Elite
>1. The Angry Samoans
Power Gap
Good
>2. Liu DiCaprio's
>3. Broncucks Ltd.
>4. Barba Shop Quartet*
>5. Huggybears
>6. Schedule Babbies
>7. Smithy's Shaft*
Decent
>8. The Fabulous
>9. Meme
>10. ShigGODs
>11. Bread Pilled
>12. Gummi Bears RLC
OK
>13. Joe Flacco
>14. 2 Myles Per Gallen
>15. Beddington
>16. LaffinGOAT.jpg
>17. Psychological Edge
>18. Tahi Rua Taniwha
>19. NRLEL FC
Very Bad
>20. Conviction
>21. Feminine Bulge
Exceptionally Bad
>22. Dead by 3rd Round
*Only plays in the 12 man league.
>>66921143
>gummi bears
>decent
kek
KEK
Also, wait for the readjustments
>>66921163
His last three rounds he has has averaged 1049. He's been going okay
>>66921006
It's always been crooked.
>>66921184
not always, but it's been crooked for awhile
here is a pic of cronk at the footy show leading into the 2008 gf, with his nose in tact
Le fug le qaran teen xdxd
really really hoping sangster has cartwright in his team
>>66921217
Why?
>>66921217
Of course he does.
>>66921228
i need some more points
>>66921258
probably, but you'll likely only get an addiction without the fun
>tfw you have to go up against the same opponent in the different leagues really soon
it's only just occurred to me that there's only 3 QLD teams in the whole league
how does NSW keep getting constantly BTFO then?
>>66921284
Same. In fact I'm probably your opponent
>>66921415
Just cause there is only 3 teams doesn't mean there is a smaller pool of players. The players just move to NSW or Melbourne to play.
It's why Brisbane are always so strong comparative to small suburban Sydney clubs because they have the pick of the state.
>>66920963
>an endemic of rabies
>>66921099
Shut up cunt I'll kill ya
You now remember Convict
>trade out barba
>he scores 96
