Newspoll has Labor up 51-49, would swing 4.5% and form government with a narrow majority of 79 seats.
Most recent Ipsos-Fairfax polling has two-party preferred at 50-50 and would see a hung parliament. The 5 balance of power MPs would be Andrew Wilkie (Independent, Denison), Clive Palmer (PUP, Fairfax), Cathy McGowan (Independent, Indi), Bob Katter (KAP, Kennedy), and Adam Bandt (Greens, Melbourne).
Lower house calculator courtesy of the ABC:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/calculator/
WTF!!!
How the hell are Labor winning???
Malcolm isn't even bad.
>>71302908
God hopefully labour can win.
>>71303052
Fuck off mate.
>>71303052
Our Liberal Party is the equivalent of the British Conservative Party.
Family First, lads (or your locally relevant fundie Christian party)
I'll vote for anyone keeping the monarchy
>tfw republican australians
>>71302908
Who's going to stop the chinks from ruining your cities?
>>71303168
>Our Liberal Party is the equivalent of the British Conservative Party.
UK Conservative Party is awful. They have been doing everything in their power to privatize the NHS.
So is the Labour Party of Australia basically just our equivalent of Democrats?
>>71303315
I would've dated the queen if I were here age and had the means to do so, she was a top notch QT3.14
>>71303472
Queen*
her*
I'm voting greens because I have a sense of moral superiority.
>>71303423
Yes.
>>71303423
>privatise the NHS
Public run facilities are shit! Everyday you hear horror stories about NHS incompetence
>>71303423
>fastest rate of privatisation happened under new labour
Haha hahaha get the fuck out of here cuck
>>71303423
Both of them are pretty moderate, and I should have added the word "loosely" before "equivalent".
>>71303367
Neither of them.
>>71303618
Privately run facilities are shit! Everyday you hear horror stories about profit-seeking and incompetence
>>71302994
>Malcolm isn't even bad
He isn't anything. He's fucking useless. Name one constructive initiative since he took office.
If labor wins we are royally fucked.
Safe schools will receive full funding and will go national.
>>71302908
why are australian politics so boring compared to american politics
q and a tonight lads
>>71303758
So, you don't want trans-toilets for genderflexible non-binary child units in our schools, desu?
Shame on you.
>>71303813
What' the topic?
>>71303725
Who would you trust with your money
A-Public employee who doesn't care where the money comes from and is backed by a strong union if you want to get rid of them
B-Private employee, where any unwarranted waste could lead to a firing
Question: Who is the Bernie sanders of Australia?
>>71303902
The entire fucking greens party.
fucking communists.
>>71302994
Who are they?
After the name labour party I guess it is some leftist-commie shit
>>71303876
Neither.
I would trust a public employee who wants to serve the public, as most public servants are.
Please, spare me your mindless union bashing, it wont work on me. I am a lifetime Labor member and a Union member AND delegate.
You on the other hand are thatcherite tory scum.
On one hand, the Liberals are going to get torn to shreds if they win this election and the credit bubble pops.
The ABC/SBS/Fairfax propaganda machine will forever paint them as the sole reason 20+ years of economic growth stopped.
Labor will probably get a free ride for the next 2 after that just because of Liberals legacy.
On the other hand if Labor gets in (and probably with greens help again) we are well and truly fucked.
Tanya Plibersek is a raging SJW and Bill Shorten is a corrupt union boss and faceless man.
Basically this election is a choice between Labor now or Labor later.
>>71303902
Both our major parties lean very left compared to America. Pick any left Liberal, any Labor and any centrist Greens and you have similar policies.
im putting labor at the top and libturds and their supporting parties right at the bottom and there's nothing you ignorant little weenies can do to stop me.
>>71303965
communists = / = democratic socialism!
>>71304005
Number every box and put the LNP/Liberals last, its where they put you.
>>71304002
>Both our major parties lean very left compared to America.
Nope, Australia is a two party right wing neo-liberal state.
>>71303996
>Union Man "gimme a raise or I'll strike"
>Government "no, we can't afford it"
>*Strikes*
>>71304085
Holy shit, australians have a national socialist party? Does it get votes?
>>71304128
Virtually none, normies consider it racist and backwards
>>71304107
Yes, and?
>yes massa, thank you for your continued scraps, I will toil forever without a payrise
kek
Grow up.
All a worker has to sell is his labour and it is absolutely a worker's right to withhold it (strike).
If the government wants to avoid a strike, they ought to get round the negotiating table with a serious offer.
How ridiculous..
>NO YOU MAY NOT STRIKE, ACCEPT WHATEVER SCRAPS YOU ARE THROWN, PLEB.
>t. tory scum
>>71304128
>>71304217
The Nationals are an ordinary conservative party like the Liberals that chooses to run only in rural areas. Ideologically they're the same as the Liberal party and they're in permanent coalition with them.
I should also clarify that the Liberal party is our major conservative party.
>>71304085
lol
The liberals support public healthcare, gun control, abortion and gay marriage.
Our 'conservative' party has enacted policies the Democrats only dream about.
>>71304314
Oh, I thought Sven was talking about One Nation.
>>71303876
>Who would you trust with your money
>A-Public employee who doesn't care where the money comes from and is backed by a strong union if you want to get rid of them
>B-Private employee, where any unwarranted waste could lead to a firing
A. Because that's what we had, and it worked, for decades before deregulation lead directly to the Global Financial Crisis.
>>71304380
I was talking about katter's australian party
>>71304364
>The liberals support public healthcare, gun control, abortion and gay marriage.
>Our 'conservative' party has enacted policies the Democrats only dream about.
All that shit has been enacted in the USA outside of gun control.
>>71304077
cant wait to hear my libshit voting dad chuck a tantrum. he thinks it'll literally be the end of australia and open sharia law if labor wins.
WHICH ONE WILL FIX THE INTERNET
>>71304404
Oh, that party only has regional influence (Queensland), the rest of Australia considers it a bit of an irrelevant joke of a party.
>>71304266
However when you realise you work in a government monopoly and realise
"Hang on theres no alternative ti me working, if I strike I can get anything I want"
Hence why we have had throughout history various industry's striking as a weapon for payrises e.g. Miners, doctors
I would like to live in this world where everyone does their best for there country but greed will out
>>71304428
kek, tell him you identify as a pansexual otherkin.
>>71304364
That's weird as fuck
>>71304475
Sigh
I've been told labor is pretty based by my australian friend, what can you tell me about them?
>>71304518
Psst, retard, striking is ALWAYS a 'weapon' for payrises and other condition improvements.
>negotiate
>government/business offers unreasonably low amount
>threaten to strike
>either get what you need or go on strike and THEN get what you need
kek
You are literal retard. You think people should just take whatever charity the government of the day is willing to give them and never ever demand more?
>>71304002
the only choice left
>>71304444
Liberals think everything is hunky dory.
Labor wants a slightly better NBN but won't commit to returning to its original fibre-to-the-premises plan.
Greens want the full version of the NBN as originally envisioned.
For smaller parties & independents you can check their websites.
>>71304428
With Emily's List making calls for Labor pre-selection, it's pretty much another cuck SJW party, especially since they have to pander for mudshit votes in Western Sydney. It's a long way from the party it used to be decades ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXh5repOWI
>>71304521
no, im not a faggot.
>>71304613
pansexual otherkin is nothing to do with homosexuality
Show me your tight little boipucci and uncut doodle and I'll prove it to you.
We need to bring back Tony
>>71304543
In my opinion, Labor used to be based, but now they're just corrupt inept unionists pandering to SJWs.
>>71304609
we're fucked either way m8.
have you heard of the boiling frogs metaphor?
>>71304266
Oh fuck are you back
Australia ...Election...Democracy...Free Country...Laws
Johnny Depp is laughing at all these jokes right now. I am not. I don't give a shit about Australians.
>>71304581
>Hurr durr no one has ever misused a strike
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/03/15/how-well-off-are-londons-tube-drivers-and-why-are-they-striking/
Their starting salary easily dwarfs the starting salaries for workers in other sectors - like health and education. They can earn more than some hospital doctors. Meanwhile, the average salary for the British worker is £26,500.
I guess in your world this is """""""normal""""""" and justified
>>71304644
check'em >>71304444
>>71304266
The problem with strikes is because of our extremely restrictive labour laws a replaceable, disposable and unimportant occupation like train driver, port worker or customs officer can cause huge, disproportionate harm to a business or the general public in the short term.
>>71304413
Public Healthcare in the US is far more limited than here. Abortion varies state to state but is far harder to get. Gay Marriage was a decision of the courts, not the Democrat party.
You are coming off as very uninformed about American and Australian politics.
>>71304543
Labor was traditionally the political arm of the union movement. Union membership is down to something like 11-15% of the workforce and so they've moved into super funds to maintain power (compulsory retirement funds).
Nowadays it's still heavily influenced by the unions but with the added SJW/progressive streak thanks to them needing to claw back voters they lost to the Greens.
Here's a good look at the Labor of the future:
http://honisoit.com/2013/03/a-political-paradigm-shifts-as-nls-splits/
>>71304749
TAKE
THE
POO
TO
THE
LOO
>>71304652
How's a right wing party pander to sjws?
>>71304609
Biff was the last decent Labor leader, after that the SJW's took over. Remember the story about him beating up a taxi driver who tried to take him on the scenic route and demand he pay for it?
This is his recent tweet:
>Hey Buzzfed fuck-face, I'm actually Bachir Mustaffa, taxi driver extraordinare, writing these Tweets with my one good arm.
>>71304749
Depp broke border control laws. Australia has extremely strict customs and if you get caught knowingly breaking them you will get fucked up.
>>71304644
>uncut doodle
ewwwwwwww
>>71304776
>unimportant
>can cause huge, disproportionate harm
These two descriptors don't go together.
>>71304791
>all these goyim still thinking in terms of left and right
blue pill as fuck
>>71304868
>americuts
i see the jew got to you
Hey guys, I just had a thought, we should watch The Project together (tenplay has a live stream) and develop a bingo card for it. It'd make any week night very comfy.
For example, Monday:
>Bantering along The Project with the lads
>Dinner
>Other stuff
>Bantering along Q&A with the lads
Sounds like it'd make a weeknight pretty comfy desu
>>71304917
sounds good
>>71304776
>Public Healthcare in the US is far more limited than here.
Because of Republicans blocking the medicade expansion.
>Abortion varies state to state but is far harder to get.
Those are unconstitutional and being struck down by the courts. Hopefully we will have nationwide rulling once we have a Democrat majority on the Supreme Court.
>Gay Marriage was a decision of the courts, not the Democrat party.
Democratic nominated US Supreme Court justices did that anon.
>>71303472
yeah lad
>>71304917
What is your mum making you for dinner?
>>71304951
>actually wanting to ban abortion
why are amerifats so backwards?
>>71304974
meh
>>71304983
tendies
>>71304776
I'm not sure I understand, is this what your youth labor party wants?
Insanity
>>71303736
I agree, atleast he is cucked by Abbotts policies though
any mates here listen to the Convict Report on TRS?
>>71304878
If it wasn't for our overly strict IR laws people in jobs that require little training would be replaced quickly.
>>71304951
So like I said, our Conservative party has enacted, maintained and funded policies your democrat party dream of.
>>71305026
don't trust turdbull. he's part jewish and grew up in a neighbourhood of kikes.
>>71305044
Unfortunately for you, we as a society value a fair go and don't want a retarded American system where you work for $5 an hour and get fired if you buck up.
>>71304840
>extremely strict customs
Read the news, mate? He made a 'heartfelt' apology and your law(which is 10 years in prison) let him walk away.
The KEK is on YOU.
>>71304983
Steak m8
>>71305083
The federal minimum wage in America is over 7 dollars.
>>71305083
this, fuck america
>>71305141
TAKE THE POO TO THE LOO
Vote 1 ALA or one nation.
>>71305203
lol
>>71304791
They're sort of in a odd political position, but they're more or less the 'progressive' party of Australia, if you ignore the Greens. Watch this thread and you will probably learn what they believe.
>>71305249
majority of labor voters are not SJWs. most of us just dont want to be fucked in the arse by the libturds.
>>71304895
>i see the jew got to you
I'm not Jewish.
When will we get decent leaders again I can't see myself voting for Turnball or Shorten.
>>71302908
The pendulum is going to be frequently shifting back and fourth until one of the major parties stops being tools of the jew or a third party upsets the current pattern.
>>71305347
then why are you cut?
let me guess, because it's cleaner? right, so the jew did get to you....
>>71305020
>why are amerifats so backwards?
Where did I say that? I said bans on abortion is unconstitutional.
>>71305044
>So like I said, our Conservative party has enacted, maintained and funded policies your democrat party dream of.
Why is America so backwards?
>>71305355
dubs of truth
>>71305026
Can't trust a Goldman sachs crony
>>71305351
Albanese won the popular vote in the leadership contest but the corrupt unions and faceless men backed their mate Bill.
He supports liberals border policy and every thing I've seen and heard about him has been positive.
If it was Albo v Turnbull I think they would win a majority.
>>71305314
I'm not talking about the voters, I'm talking about the party. Most often Labor voters are just "not voting Liberal"
>>71305371
>then why are you cut?
idk. I never asked my parents. I was baptized Catholic so I guess circumcision is required in the Catholic Church or something.
I'm an atheist now. Everyone I know around here is cut, including my brothers and father.
>>71304917
>>71304947
>Channel 10 shills
Gina pls.
GUYS LETS IRONICALLY WANK INTO EACH OTHERS MOUTHS ;)
>>71305351
Preferential voting means you don't have to vote for Liberal/Labor but can still choose the lesser evil if your earlier preferences are exhausted. Seriously consider putting an independent or minor party first.
>>71302908
All I need to know
>>71305475
lmao
>>71303862
Joining Tony Jones are Liberal MP Ewen Jones; Shadow Parliamentary Secretary for Regional Development Alannah MacTiernan; former Liberal Party leader John Hewson; journalist Caroline Overington & commentator Jane Caro.
>>71305495
trust bookies more than polls desu
>>71304917
but Q and A is actually intelligible garbage.
the project is what shitty teenagers watch before they wank of to the greens shitfest that is the feed on sbs
>>71304002
>Liberals are going to get torn to shreds if they win this election and the credit bubble pops.
You always know when a 'market adjustment' is coming because the Liberals start being retarded and throw elections during the lead up.
Kevin 07, crash 08.
Though I think the double dip caught them by surprise this time, the US bailout jewery let us limp on far longer and triggered a false recovery.
>>71305406
>>71305080
>trusting an investment banker kike who staged a take over on shemitah
No way in hell, I'm merely saying (hoping) the liberal right will continue cucking him
>>71304983
Curry and salad
>>71305475
Nah m8, I just thought it'd be funny to banter along The Project, like we do for Q&A
>>71305495
So youre basing your assumptions off bets placed before the current polls
lol
>>71305637
we stew in equal rage when we watch Q and A mate
>>71305520
But what's the topic of discussion?
>>71305577
True, but it's a banter goldmine
>>71305646
he who has money control's the election.
he who has money also bets a fuckload because he who has money made said money off of horse racing
he who has money probably should go to Gamblers Anonymous
>>71304983
>/dominoes/
$30, 3 pizzas 3 sides
>>71305681
And it'd be the same with Waleed TV, I don't know about you, but I find Q&A hilarious, not enraging.
>>71305692
they just laugh and laugh and the shitskin says stupid shit that lefties eat up and grin.
the project is not worth my time or yours Tbh
>>71304917
The Project Bingo:
>muh gay marriage
>muh reffos
>muh NBN
>muh islamaphobia
>Steve Price speaking common sense
>Waleed being intellectually dishonest
>>71305520
>conservative punching bag
>strong Labor Womyn
>perpetual political failure, pretend conservative and all around Liberal hater John Hewson
>leftist journalist
>leftist feminist academic
Classic Q and A panel right there
>>71305810
Fair enough, I understand. Carrie is a babe though. An idiot, but a babe nonetheless.
>>71305800
and we'd be contributing to channel 10s bottom dollar!
unlike ABC which isnt commercial during QnA and doesnt directly enrich gina rinehart when you tune in
>>71305791
Where you get that sort of dosh from breh?
>>71304585
hope he somehow stays
>>71305871
i first watched the project all those years ago hoping it would be like her Rove skit.
what happened to Rove Mcmanus anyway?
he disappeared off the face of the earth.
>>71305924
Work
>>71306003
Shit you must have a flash job aye
Tell me something I don't know about Shitpostistan
>>71305945
bahahahahaha love this cunt
>>71304609
this is triggering way too hard
where can I go and kill these kind of fuckers without consequences?
>>71305864
>Carrie gets emotional
>Pete tries to appear left wing by spouting a view he obviously doesn't believe
>Tumblrite guest host makes an unfunny joke
>Carrie changes topic in interview when her argument gets challenged
>Uses children in a segment as a tool to enforce their argument
Has potential desu
>>71304585
This
>>71306014
Boong detected
>>71305982
Went to LA to boost his career, but is back now doing a radio show with some nobody.
>>71306014
Nah just don't have many expenses.
>>71305447
Ex catholic here, uncircumsised
>>71305982
He went to America to start a show there, it was pretty bad.
>>71306052
Africa?
Good luck finding sjws in africa though
>>71306132
Plenty of normal warriors though
>>71306132
Good idea
time to hunt!
>>71306030
Everyone hates Victorians except the Victorians themselves, who think that they're the best most important, most likeable state in the country.
>>71306132
they're in South Africa, pretending to help the niggers to look cool to their lefty friends
The Senate is about to vote on the ABCC bill. If it doesn't pass, the government will have the justification it was looking for to call a double dissolution election.
ABC psephologist Antony Green's blog post on how a double dissolution is likely to affect the Senate:
http://blogs.abc.net.au/antonygreen/
>>71305896
Watching channel 10 has 0 financial impact unless you have one of those boxes that monitors what channel you watch to calculate the ratings.
>>71306030
you can have pic related
>>71306246
Intended link:
http://blogs.abc.net.au/antonygreen/2016/04/the-turnbull-governments-senate-position-would-be-little-better-after-a-double-dissolution.html
>>71306044
Can't overwhelm the Leyonhjelm
>>71302994
Aussiebro, haven't you learned anything?
You always vote in the other party. Aussie politics are a cycle.
>>71304128
Its the "National Party of Australia" not national socialist. Not an expert on Australian politics but AFAIK they are more socially conservative then the liberals.
Which party will give me the best internet?
The Senate has rejected the ABCC Bill. The Government now has its trigger for a double dissolution election.
>>71306339
A LAN party
>>71306330
I said it before, I was talking about katter's australian party
>>71306235
True
>>71306219
Good luck
>>71306289
>>71306220
Thanks
>>71306289
This pic has an outdated stereotype for South Australia. Yeah, Adelaide has a lot of churches, but excluding ACT and Tas, SA is the least religious State (and Adelaide also the least religious capital city) in the country.
Take it from me, a fucking leaf, you guys don't want to left taking over.
>>71306363
Ba dum tss
>>71306362
here we go lads
>>71306362
man theyre cucking the constitution here
>SENATE WONT PASS SHITTY LEGISLATION THATS NOT IMPORTANT? DD
isnt there some legal commentary that suggests it should only be triggered where its fundamental to the operation of government? someone should take this to the HCA for some clarity
>>71306339
My country
>>71306404
>katter's australian party
As far as I can tell from their wikipdeia page they aren't national socialist either.
>>71306362
>>71306512
delete this
>>71303736
lmao spot on
>>71302908
>two party preferred
those polls are shit because 20% of aussies dont vote for labor, lnp or greens
>>71306530
Oh, they were pretty close though
>tfw lord howe
>Labor politicians use words like mansplaining
>Labor has gender targets
>Labor likes to suck muslim dick
Voting for One Nation
>>71303993
unions, used to be racist as fuck and actually for workers now its just slightly left centerists
>>71306509
It's been done in the past, just not recently. The most recent use was in 1987 and it was over some forgettable ID card bill.
>>71306509
Some Senator about to lose his free ride will surely give it a whirl.
Voting Labor 2bh. They want to expose the globalist banks through a Royal Commission while Turnbull is cucked by them, which is no surprise considering he's ex-Goldman Sachs.
If you don't want to vote Labor, at least preference them ahead of the Liberals. We need the Royal Commission.
>>71306362
got some source, son?
>>71306711
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/the-pulse-live/politics-live-april-18-2016-20160417-go8lrk.html
>double dissolution confirmed
Fuck.
Okay guys who do I vote for? I'm unhappy with both.
>>71306662
Shorten is more corrupt than the entire Liberal Party.
>>71306636
been ages since i read it, i think its been triggered 5 times? or someshit?
whatever it is, im sure i read it was evident the federation cunts didnt include it for frivolous legislation
>>71306662
A Royal commission is fucking useless and they will find nothing.
If labour gets in that means safe schools goes national.
There is no fucking way i want that happening.
Aussie politics sound cucked as fuck to me, you can only vote socialists or liberals, wtf...
You guys don't have any right wing party or something? I thought the liberal hellhole that is ruling your country would spawn a counter movement in your politics...
Just like Trump in America, or right wingers in Europe
>>71306787
How? The Royal Commission cleared him of any wrongdoing in the unions.
If Turnbull and his jew banker mates have nothing to hide, then why don't they want the same thing done to them?
>>71306771
just remember nu-labor = greens
>>71306362
What's a double dissolution election
>>71306819
Safe schools only applies to schools anyway. Your fault for being a poorfag who couldn't afford to go to a Catholic or Independent school.
>>71306892
*only applies to public schools
>>71306832
Liberals are cucked big business conservatives here
>>71302908
I am voting Liberal.
They aren't that great, but I don't want the Greens "bring in 50000 refugees per year".
Labor isn't looking too bad though at the moment either. But I kind of want them to lose again so they never ever try to have a fucked up refugee immigration system ever again.
I also disagree with Labor with many of their "Positive Policies".
It is all just "muh schools, muh healthcare". Education costs are fucking ballooning out and we have a 37 billion budget deficit. We can't afford anything more. It should be focused on efficiency rather than just throwing money at the "problem" that isn't even that bad.
http://www.alp.org.au/positive_policies
>>71306813
Well, the only difference between a DD and an ordinary election is that the whole Senate is up for election. With 12 seats per state available instead of 6, the quota is lower and we get a more representative Senate.
From a democratic point of view I would say a DD election is better than an ordinary half-senate election. It's just that the government of the day always gets to choose the timing and might get an unfair advantage as a result.
>>71306892
>>71306910
>only applies to melbourne schools because their premier is a cuck
FTFY
>tfw no matter what happens, Clive Palmer is sure to lose his seat
I'm going to miss the big fella ;_;
>>71306957
So they are called "liberals" because of history? Maybe they should consider updating their party name so they don't misuse the word "liberal"
just saying
>tfw he'll never be PM
>>71307033
Why? He wasn't even that entertaining to watch. He's just a cunt.
>>71306974
used to be labor but they just seem to be about retarded identity politics now and shorten is too much of a labor shill
>>71306509
ABCC is actually a decent step in the right direction for IR reform and the dysfunctional construction industry.
>>71306636
>Australia Card
>forgettable
Still frequently discussed and used as an example of bad policy/how not to sell a policy.
>>71306629
>unions, used to be racist as fuck and actually for workers now its just slightly left centerists
Ever had to deal with unions? They are like a legal Mafia.
>Join the union or you won't be allowed to work on this site
> You can just make a 'donation' if your only working for a couple if weeks
They were needed back in the day but now with workers right and department of fair trading and such, they have outlived their usefulness.
>>71307123
union shill*
>>71307033
not according to latest polls
>believing murdoch medias smear campaign against big clive
whats he done wrong anyway? obviously his party members hate him but i dont care about that so long as he represents his electorate
>>71307097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O450H8HPzOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpTIwLehLTE
He had his moments. If he was serious, he could have made PUP a major force. Now we're going to be stuck with the Liberal-Labor duopoly forever.
>>71307203
>not according to latest polls
He's literally polling at 0% m8. It's ogre.
>>71306974
I'm still confused about a right wing party being all identity politics and shit
>>71307168
>ABCC is actually a decent step in the right direction for IR reform and the dysfunctional construction industry.
Finance Sector RC is actually a decent step in the right direction for economic reform and the dysfunctional finance industry senpai
union targetting has been done before and it had shit results but thanks young liberal
>>71307168
yes what reason is there to vote against stopping crime in the building industry
I'm sick of this faggoty rubberbanding bullshit. We need another Howard / Menzies.
>>71307259
Liberal is to the "right" of Labor.
>DD confirmed
So labor will win this, hopefully all the independents will retain their seats, Leyonhjlem and Muir are fantastic senators.
>>71305982
His wife died and he fucked off
>>71307278
need both senpai
>>71307336
I hope Lambie comes back too. The senate needs its resident bogan.
>>71307367
i thought he still did Rove when she died.
now he's raking in all that The Project dosh, isnt he
>>71305982
he tried to make it in murrika and failed like the unfunny fag he is
>>71307331
>Australia has no right wing party.
Kek
>>71307278
The problem with the banks is the super cheap overseas money being dumped here in the global currency war.
Not that it will stop all the battlers who leveraged the family home to buy 2 investment properties and a new car blaming the banks for them going under when they lose their job or the equity in their house collapses.
>australia about to get a TOLERANT PM, perhaps even as tolerant as ours
based af nigga, australia and canada will always be bros
>>71306424
Many of the churches have been turned into night clubs and pubs
>>71307464
Not my implication.
>>71307483
Bill Shorten isn't really a raging SJW like Trudeau is. He actually has no personality whatsoever.
>>71307483
>>71307534
Bill Shorten is basically our Hillary Clinton, he has no conviction outside of power and money.
>>71306613
Loved it when that bitch got called on the use of
mansplaining
>>71305864
Monday project has Steve price so it's less insufferable than other nights
>>71306974
Fucking this
So sick of labour... Muh schoolz Muh healthcare
Every fucking election is about schools and hospitals... Why has it not been fixed yet? Labour got in... Gfc huge stimulus spend... Schools still fucked
Oh please fuck not labor again. They'll un-stop the boats as soon as they get in and we'll be like Europe in no time.
>>71302994
I really feel like the public wants a new PM each year. We have had 5 PM changes in 5 years, the Australian public gets sick of the same PM. Before long we'll start changing PM weekly
>>71303552
Do you also study in the liberal arts field and live in Melbourne?
>>71307749
Why would they? they stopped the boats (Rudd did, after Gillard started them).
Pic related, Rudd's PNG deal did the trick. Coalition came to power after Sept 13 election, once the boats had been stopped.
>>71307442
He did bit his heart was not in it. Takes a while to finish your contact
>>71307600
Glad I'm not the only one who sees it
>>71303552
And delusions of grandeur.
>wake up
>turn on ABC News
>Salim Mehajer has been elected Prime Minister
What do?
>>71305982
>Rove Mcmanus
dude married twice, both wife's died, probably dead himself
Crikey m8s I hate the left but I don't want to see another coalition government.
I am too scared they will do something to take my autismbux away.
I am going to have to vote left.
>>71304011
They are fucking commies you retarded burger. It's all just various shades of red. Fuck, I've even gotten greens members to admit that they have far left policies to keep the old red guard interested.
>>71308093
jokes on you your autism bux will goto mudslimes with labor
>>71307829
Because Rudd violently reversed Labor policy to try and salvage the election against the wishes of the majority of the party. Rudd was always known to be an autocrat.
He implemented many of the policies that Liberals planned to once they won the election.
You can't really call copying popular Liberal policy on the eve of an election as a last ditch effort to win back support as genuine Labor policy.
Especially since they supported the Greens/Gillard policy of letting thousands of filthy shitskins wash up on our shores the entire year prior.
That being said, Albanese has publicly supported Liberal boat policy and if he was leader I can see them remaining hard on boats. Tanya Plibershit however is a raging feminist harpy nu-labor SJW.
>>71307971
Prepare for the daily suicide bombing on my way to work at the united calaphite embassy of Sydney.
then maybe sacrifice a goat to Allah as a symbol of my devotion to servitude
then maybe air my skull out with a .45
>>71308166
There is enough autismbux for all m8.
>>71304011
>>71308133
it's true, the Greens were canablized by the Communist party after they disbanded.
Greens are nothing but infighting between bob brown environmentalists and "socialism has never been tried before, guiz" faggots
>>71303736
>He isn't anything. He's fucking useless.
Well that's magnitudes better than the previous 2 Labor leaders.
>>71304581
Striking is little more than shit heel workers who aren't worth much forming a cartel to extort employers for more money by interfering with production.
Most of you shitheels are next to useless and should be paid far less than what your union award rates are.
How do cunts think the Nick Cenophon team will do?
I reckon people may be underestimating him.
He polled 24% in the senate in SA when he was up last time.
His party might win more seats than people would think.
>>71308616
God i hope not. Cunts like him will open the gates to more muslims. Fuck that. Im happy without a daily dose of terrorism.
>>71308616
He's likely to pick up one or two lower house seats in South Australia. Apparently Chris Pyne is under threat from Xenophon's team.
>>71308592
On the flipside, we get the enjoyment of watching them all lose their jobs when entire industries shut down like Steel refining and car manufacturing.
Guess they shouldn't have demanded 50+$ an hour.
>>71308722
Xenophon supports the government's immigration policy, spastic.
Low information hicks like you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>>71308616
Fuck the Greens desu
>>71308592
t. Peoples Republic of China
>>71308725
>He's likely to pick up one or two lower house seats in South Australia
That would be huge. I wonder if they will get preferences though. I know the Labor Party doesn't like him very much and views him as a crypto-Liberal.
>>71308883
I think they'll still preference him above the Liberals, and the Liberals will preference him above Labor. We really need more minor parties and independents in the lower house 2bh.
>>71308967
>more minor parties and independents in the lower house
Yeah. I reckon fat Clive will be lucky to even get his deposit back this time too. So that is one less.
>>71308755
>hurr durr low info hicks
Neck beards like you should hang themselves.
>>71304609
This. Used to be a dedicated labour voter, but never again. A party that has enacted gender quotas on themselves spells absolute disaster for the nation. They are essentially greens light on social policy. Economically there's a bees dick between labour and liberal.
These parties won't learn until they see several consecutive hostile senates, only then will they start to realise their errors (hopefully). If your not willing to throw your vote, at least vote in a hostile senate.
>>71309006
Apparently Barnaby might lose his seat to that guy who supported Gillard. I forgot his name.
Xenophon is based, if you were to describe his policies as anything they would be pro-consumer
>>71309064
Tony Windsor. I reckon BarnaBY WILL BE SAFE. Windsor lost a lot of popularity by supporting Labor.
>>71309022
i'm just keeping you informed about our politics m8, don't make comments on shit you know nothing about
>>71309064
Tony Windsor. I wish there were more data on his chances in New England. It would be incredible to see the Nationals leader booted from his seat.
>>71309125
>>71309150
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-14/joyce-says-he's-the-'underdog'-in-fight-for-his-seat/7243846
I don't know how reliable this is, but Windsor is polling ahead of him.
>>71307971
>Buy a gun oh shit I can't
