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CHI:Seabrook passes Wilson for most playoff goals
DET:Petr Mrazek will start in Game 3
SJ:Joe Pavelski leads Sharks with G, A in win
SJ:Martin Jones stops 26, Sharks take 2-0 lead
DAL:Benn scores as Stars take 2-0 series lead
DAL:Roussel scores bizarre goal in Stars' win
WAS:Backstrom scores, assists twice in Caps' win
WAS:Holtby shines with 41 saves; Caps up 2-0
DAL:Tyler Seguin returns for Game 2 vs Wild
NYR:Derick Brassard has three pts in Game 2 win
PIT:Evgeni Malkin will play in Game 2 vs. NYR
PIT:Jeff Zatkoff will start Game 2 vs. NYR
>Shitcago
>kongs
>>66912471
>rags
>wongs
>>66912483
>it was 3-0
>pongs
>>66912471
D'AWW, da cute puppeh!
What channel is the Lightning Red Wings game on?
>>66912535
CBC you dumb bong
>>66912506
>spencer
Name a more overrated goalie
>shitcago
>>66912483
>>66912506
you have to go back
>>66912535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlaCU4Z9ccM
Lightning @ Wings stream here
>>66912616
TOM
O
M
I hate rozsival so goddamn much
>>66912483
I'd like to eat her poop, if you know what I mean
>>66912667
>there is a literal shit-eater among you
Just GTFO. Just go. Do it now. Nobody wants you here, shit-eater.
How come the RefHawks couldn't beat the Bloos today ? Didn't get enough favorably calls from the refs like they do every series ?
T. ducks fan
>>66912683
id eat her poop too desu
>>66912728
kaner had one of the most poorly timed penalties I've seen in a while
also our bottom d pair is so bad it's painful
>>66912746
>>66912667
this 2bh
>"""""hockeytown""""
>in the playoffs
>empty seats
>>66912728
Because for maximum shekels this series needs to go 7 games, so they have to let the Blues win 3 games
>>66912728
>implying half the shit ducks do doesn't go unnoticed yet they still manage to nearly take the top in pim/g
Why are Finns so dumb? I always knew they were ugly and smelled bad, but Good God do they ruin /hoc/
>Chicumguzzlers
So quiet after the loss. It's hilarious.
>>66913208
>>66913208
ban the finns
>>66913293
ban chicago fan from living in missouri
and mormons
>>66913208
if it's stupid and its dumb
it's probably finnish scum
>kongs
so this is the power of a team built for the playoffs? awesome...
I still love you, Funland
why is the nhl incapable of printing umlauts on jerseys?
>There are people on this planet who UNIRONICALLY believe that WCF is going to be Hawks-Kings again.
lmao neither one is getting out of the first round
>>66913334
>yfw the best defenseman is and always was a wife beater
their failures fall in line with his departure. god i wish i was russian
Where my /barkov/ bros at?
>>66913501
blues sharks WCF could mean an east coast team actually stands a chance at winning the cup
>>66913538
>>66913538
Shorks aren't getting past the Ducks desu.
>>66913485
They probably would do it if a player bitched enough, I've seen the French accents before
>>66913526
BARKY
A
R
K
Y
>>66913576
>he thinks ducks are getting past preds
>>66913576
Yeah but the Ducks aren't getting past the Preds soooo
>>66913576
You may want to change that, I'm scared that the Ducks will be bounced out by the Preds.
>>66913526
I'm watching the local feed with Goldie & Potvin. Fuck NBCSN.
>>66913623
>>66913644
>>66913649
>Falling for the Perds meme again
It's like you forgot about last year
>>66913576
ducks past the preds
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D
>>66913692
Me too. NBCSN is playing EPL highlights instead anyways. Don't have to listen to Milbury's fat face.
>>66913709
Weber and Fisher got hurt last year and they didn't have Johansen
Time to own up to your favorite team's shortcomings, /hoc/
>first line production
>the hot mess of a third line
>bottom 3 D
This might be the last time Datsjuk plays in Detroit
Bros, I need help. Been going outwith this beautiful girl but I literally just found out shes finnish. She was carrying too, do I kill her? dont want to bring another hideous finn in this world
>>66913750
Kane is literally the only reason Chicago didn't miss the playoffs.
>>66913695
Panthers vs Islanders thread
>>66913807
The 1LW situation is so awful. If only breadman could speak english.
>>66913800
Kill yourself, she could be carrying the next Ville Peltonen
>>66913800
Is it your kid or are you being cucked by a Finn?
>>66913812
the memiest
>>66913750
shit goaltending
>>66913750
the blues don't have an elite center
>>66913750
>a literal shitstain is the captain
>coached to hit instead of score
>quick goes on tilt whenever he lets in an easy goal leading him to make flashier plays where he slides all over and lets in more goals leading to more tilt
>>66913750
we are about to go on a 5 year cup winning spree and I don''t think I can afford all the stanley cup champions patches i will inevitably have to buy for myself, my wife, and my kid.
>>66914317
Don't you mean your wife's son?
>>66913750
We didn't get elite players from handouts (top draft picks)
>>66910463
I believe I told you so. also kitties are winning my bets are all good still
>both games at intermission
REEEEEEE
>there are cuckolds in this thread RIGHT NOW who unironically live in states without Publix
Why do they do this?
>>66914842
Don't want no bloodclot
>>66914842
Because I can just go to fucking subway like a normal human being
>>66914841
>not playing knee hockey during intermission
Plebs
>>66913750
We go full spaghetti mode every year. I could find something specific to complain about but I've just accepted it at this point.
>>66914842
its just boars head man theyre a nationwide brand
Finnish shitposters incoming
BARKOV IS ELITE
>>66915129
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Who /buiha/ here?
oh nice didnt realise its reddit here now
Reminder that Barkov is Russian.
>>66915240
I want him to leave. he has 3 plebbit images that he posts any time he's upset
>isles
>>66915265
You have to go back dude.
>doubting barkov
You fuckers should be hanging your head in shame
>barkov
>huberdeau
>ekblad
>eternal jagr
Florida confirmed dynasty
>>66915320
now you have the harrison ford one and the scooby doo one left
>call penalty on both Florida teams at the exact same time
Hmmmmmm
>>66915415
Right? Jump on the wagon now
>>66915540
I've been on the Florida bandwagon since the Luongo trade, I love Luongo and hate how Vancouver treated him
>>66915556
Cantcups are an awful organization and deserve eternal suffering
>Reilly Smith has 8 points in 3 games
>>66915603
They certainly do. I just wish the sedins got a cup because they are great guys, the organization has fucked them over pairing them with career grinders. I hope Luongo at least gets another shot at the finals this year
>trampa clots fans only cry refpuck when they're losing
>filthy casuals
>>66915655
youre just as bad as them
>>66915646
Sedins will NEVER win a cup because they're soft
barkov is Finnish he was born in Tampere Finland
>>66915693
>sedins
>soft
They are pretty tough m8. They don't bitch, they don't dive, they play their style of hockey and they play it well. Wish I had the gif where Daniel rips one of his teeth out in the middle of a game and then keeps playing. Pretty sure Henrik played with an injury for most of the season as well.
>>66915718
>they don't dive
>>66915727
They really don't though and neither of them play dirty. I don't get where this sedins are soft meme came from. I mean they look goofy as fuck but they put in work
>>66915757
>I don't get where this sedins are soft meme came from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsPhhKiXC18
>>66913750
>Caps
>Orpik looks to be a pretty weak option in the top or second pairing but that's the ice time he gets
>may become head cases in the playoffs
Honestly all I can come up with right now. Their lineup is deep and balanced. Really no reason anyone should beat then over seven games this year unless they become headcases.
>>66912471
Cute lil pupper
>>66915803
What does that prove? Marchand is a cunt, Daniel never dives or does anything soft. He just grabs hold of Marchand while the little rat tries to punch him. Video only proves he doesn't fight.
first for Chi-town dynasty
why is there a car in the islanders arena?
So do the Flyers start Neuvirth next game? Hakstol is clearly undecided.
I've always believed Mason has potential, and he's stood on his head getting the Flyers even into the playoffs. But damn, man. He doesn't look the same.
>>66915892
Letting someone punch you in the face repeatedly is the definition of soft
>>66915622
>goals in = goals out
>>66915960
What should he do there? He knows Marchand is a cunt that tries to stir the pot, he gains nothing punching back, he may as well try and draw a penalty
>>66915936
nice try
all the real chicago fans are nursing the bitter realization that Q will never pull roz and that kane raped our chances at coming back
games have been very close though, I think it's going to 7
>refs trying to give the island guidos the fucking game
>>66916010
How about he tries to block the punches
>tranpa assblasted bay tranny fuckers
>Abby literally can't stop being a goon
Ty refs
>>66916069
can you stop being like that faggot canadian
>>66916068
He grabbed Marchands jersey and pushed him away, he doesn't have to do anything more. Maybe if Marchand could throw a fucking punch he'd do more but Marchand is a massive pussy
>>66916090
>mad at memes
>>66916118
>meme
im not sure you know what that means
>>66916135
I'm not sure I care
Uncle Gary phone in some help for Detoilet tonight. A sweep would look bad.
>textbook hipcheck
>PENULTY
>>66916143
Now you're memeing like a pro
>10 PPs
>0 PPGs
how
>>66916190
Did you even bother to check the name of the team that had those power plays?
>clots
>>66916093
>ask for proof of sedins being soft
>"nah man, getting punched the face is alpha. Only pussies fight back"
There's a reason why Hongcouver has no cups
>>66916210
>clots
>stolc
>soltc
>saltc
>salts
>salt
>>66916224
Did they vote for cuckdeau?
Sharks are real comfortable right now lmao
>>66916224
That video literally doesnt prove he is soft though, it just shows he doesnt fight
If he was soft he'd dive and take a penalty
>>66915948
>a fucking car
Its where the postgame soup kitchen happens
>>66916271
Letting the opponent push you around is soft.
>>66916224
It really takes more discipline to not let someone like Marchand get in your head. Most players would swing back and get a retaliation penalty. The Sedins are smart hockey machines.
>>66916302
Literally every player gets pushed and shoved in a scrum like that. Zetterberg just got pushed into the bench by a Tampa player and he skated away, is Zetterberg soft too?
Again Marchand is a massive faggot and anyone who retaliates to him is an idiot
>>66916302
non retaliation is strategy. literally every player does this
Who /AnyoneButChicago/ here?
>>66916339
/anyonebutchicagoorLA/ here
>>66916353
>against the only team that can stop chicago
I have no doubt in my mind I'd be a fighter if I was in the show. Even if I only won like 20% of the fights I'd drop the gloves
>>66916337
Exactly. Not everybody is as good as Justin Abdelkader at beating the shit out of people.
>>66916373
you are derek dorsett
>>66916339
All I want is one fucking upset. That's it. Hawks/Cali WCF is stale, I want a fresh matchup.
>>66916373
Goons are dying out, bareknuckle fighting will be banned by 2025
>>66916366
Chicago sucks dickhole what the fuck are you talking about. And LA might be worse. 2013 called.
>>66916329
Zetterberg skated away. Sedin is such a pussy that he just stood there and took it
>>66916314
>>66916337
>retaliation
That's only relevant for stuff like crosschecking. No ref in the world would give Boston a powerplay if Sedin defended himself there. He should have been reading the refs during that series and realized that ticky tack penalites weren't going to be handed to the Canucks
>>66916397
I didn't say I'd be a goon but I'd rumble when aggravated
>>66916375
>not everyone is a goon
Good statement
>>66916398
>no more sharp or saad
>>66916399
>Zetterberg skated away. Sedin is such a pussy that he just stood there and took it
Have you even played hockey before? The pussy thing to do is skate away, in scrums like that you tag a man so your teammate doesn't get jumped by two dudes. Sedin tagged Marchand and then Marchand tried to be a rat cunt and Sedin didn't fight back because he's not an idiot.
>>66916399
>No ref in the world would give Boston a powerplay if Sedin defended himself there
it literally happens almost every game, you're letting your bias get in the way of facts.
>>66916421
>Goon
>consecutive 40+ pt seasons
>1 goal shy of 2 20+ goal seasons
Anon, that would be a player that teams would be lining up for.
>the shanty town of Tampa Bay
>>66916339
Who is this slag
>>66916431
Yeah, offsetting minors not a powerplay.
>>66916424
Getting punched in the face is pretty dumb. Just tie up his arms if you don't want to fight.
>>66916530
My gf, no stealie wheelies
>blots
>>66916543
a lot of refs actually take one player to discourage scrums after the whistle.
>a fucking car
>>66916543
You've never played hockey m8, you can't just grab someones arms. You grab them by their jersey collar and that's what sedin did
>>66916396
Kongs are about to get swept and Chraq isn't getting past the Blues senpai. It's all good.
>>66916561
>lots
It's pretty rare. Let's count how many times it happens in the Ducks-Preds game tonight.
>>66916570
He had a free arm, just protect your fucking face instead of sitting there like a pussy. Letting yourself be punched in the face is beta as fuck and demoralizing to the rest of your team when you are a supposed "leader"
>>66916615
>beta as fuck
Not responding to a pussy like Marchand and acting like his weak punches are like a gust of wind is pretty alpha though. It's like Sedin is telling him he's a weak bitch that can't throw a punch
>clots
>blots
>frog posters
>>66916615
It happens enough to cause players to not retaliate. Your logic is terrible and you've lost the argument.
>>66916595
Kongs have SJ right where they want them
>>66916634
>>66916646
Put your trip on trol and kippers.
Marchand was dominating the Canucks that series. That was a major point of discussion that year, along with the finger biting and Luongo getting blown up in Boston
>It happens enough to cause players to not retaliate.
How many times has it happened today? We've had 150 minutes of hockey, surely it has happened.
>>66916664
>
>>66916701
don't be mad
>>66916701
You cant even argue against this, its literally a fact that refs often take one player to discourage scrums. Happens all the time.
Bolts in 5
>>66916723
It does happen but not as often as you like to make it sound. And really, would the refs give it to rookie piece of shit Marchand or 10+ year vet Sedin? Just act like a man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF6cb-Mtohg
Even here he's not nearly as soft. Defend yourself on national TV or be called soft
Have we seen the last hawks cup for a while, or is the current core still good for another?
>>66916733
wongs in 6
>>66916769
yeah, every player should chimp out like simmonds and cost his team the game. got anymore brilliant hockey insight?
>>66916792
Yes.
Preds/Ducks thread >>66916805
>>66916796
>this mad
Just stop him from punching you. I'm not saying he needs to drop the gloves, just don't get bent over on national TV
>>66916375
>bloodied by headbutting fagette while both try to go for abdelkader
>clots fans cry for a suspension
Lol tranpa
>>66916845
its strategy though my new friend. A lot of penalties are drawn by this type of stuff.
>>66916778
Core isn't the problem. The last five years the loose bits were really good, and became the core on other teams.
They gonna have to get better parts to win a cup again.
Look at the way their third line matches up against the Blues. Hard to win another ring with such a matchup disparity
fucking lol
>>66916889
why are clots fans so asspained? They are the new >rags fans
>>66916889
>so outrageously ass-hurt
Something something hot tempers
>>66916878
You need to play to what the refs are calling. The refs weren't going to hand out shit in that series. Remember when Boychuk broke Raymond's back? That's completely emblematic of the series
>>66916889
why do you go there
>>66916907
Nothing will ever top the >rags
>rags
>>66916889
Abby's face as downvote marker. That's >rags level of butthurt.
>>66916920
actually the rome hit really was the turning point IMO
and the burrows faggotry
>>66916806
If it's Wongs in 6 then my favorite team doesn't move on to the next round
So who else gonna play Eastside Hockey Manager in a fit of rage when their team gets eliminated?
>>66916955
Turning point yes but not emblematic. The refs had put away their whistles for Boston in game 7 of the ECF and that carried into the finals. There were still calls but there was a lot of shit that went uncalled, including Boychuck's interference that broke Raymond's back
Drouin is actually really fucking good
I wish Detroit would have traded for him, Mantha + a first would have been a good deal imo
>>66917114
>The 'Mantha is already a failure trade him now' meme
>>66917145
he is good but drouin has looked elite so far
>>66917114
Nah, fuck that. Drouin is a manlet, >we don't need any more of those.
>NBC has Nashville at Anaheim listed
>Instead they're showing Panthers v Islanders
I ain't even mad.
>>66917211
>what is overtime
>>66917250
How long until we get a PP?
been following hockey for several years, is tampa bay a good team to make my own? from new orleans
>>66917293
>we
I'm not even a fan of either teams.
It's the meme cup
>>66917331
Isn't Dallas the closer team?
>>66917331
All three teams nearest you (Tampa, Dallas, Nashville) are good and well run so you shouldn't be afraid of choosing any of them. You're in the Stars' media market but I doubt you get their local channel (Fox Sports Southwest).
>>66917362
me either
More of the collective 'we'
Guys the kings are going to win this series
what does /hoc/ think?
Hey guys what rhymes with Duckboy?
>>66917539
give back sharp and oduya please
>>66917546
Cuckgoy
>>66917539
Might not even get by the first round
>needing refpuck
>to beat the mild
>>66917601
Oh wow another Jew York team refpucked to victory. Nice fucking sport.
>the city of Florida
>>66917695
>>66917546
Suggoi
Bustkov status: ABSOLUTELY KEKED
>rags
>>66917713
>refpucked to victory
ROBERTO LUONCHOKE
Tavares>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bu-2tk0v
>>66917750
You'd know all about that wouldn't you
PUBLIX BTFO
Jagr is literally dying
he might have to retire mid series
That was my first playoff game
Shit was intense
t. Tom
Anyone in the nashville area want a 20$ ticket to game 3 of ducks vs preds? I'll even give you a ride if your close enough.
>>66917713
They reviewed a goal that should have been waived off, and went back to fix their mistake. Cry about.
>kitties
SOG leaders after 3 games
1. Barkov (19)
2. Tavares (16)
3-5. Kane, Panarin and Smith (13)
>>66917852
Post danky memeys to give Jagr strength
>>66917929
no
>>66917865
Did your butthole clench? Did you have irregular heartbeats and HNGGGGGGHHHHHH moments?
>>66917929
>>66917865
Too bad the lightning decided not to play offense tonight
>>66917936
>>66917993
oy fucking vey
>>66917713
>forgetting about the shitty calls in the first period that the Florida Panthers could not capitalize on
>giving up two separate two goal leads
Post players who's names sound like food, I'll start
>salomaki
>>66918159
>clots
>>66918159
panarin
>>66918159
Cogliano sounds like a type of pasta
>>66918200
THE BREADMAN AS THEY CALL HIM
>>66918208
>tfw no fresh cogliano with salomaki bolognese
>>66918200
>kongs
>>66918210
Fuck you doc, go have a stroke
>>66918208
>cawks
>>66918210
>clots
>>66918224
>publix
>>66918233
HE WEDGES IT OUT
BUT IT'S PICKED OFF AT THE BLUE LINE
HE SHOVELS IT AHEAD
AND HE FLEXES IT ON THROUGH
>well doc we're really seeing a show down here tonight
>the bench is just electric
>back up to you
THANKS PIERRE, WHAT'S THIS?
THIS COULD BE AN ODD MAN RUSH
IT IS
HE WINDS IT UP!
AND LETS OF AN ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT!
...
IT HITS THE PIPE!!!!
IT HIT THE PIPE!!!
OHHH A RISING SHOT BUT
IT
WOULD
NOT
GO
>>66918247
Gets me every time lmao
Which would you rather have
>activated defense
or
>activated almonds
BASED PERDS
>>66918266
>clots
>>66918247
>the word meme isn't in this
Scrap it and try again
>>66918260
HE WEDGES IT OUT
HE KNIFES IT OUT
HE SAUCERS IT OVER
HE SHOVES IT OVER
HE WIRES IT IN
NOW OVER TO YOU PIERRE
>well doc we've got a meme game down here
>there's some meme talk going on between the benches
>i'll be back later with some meme commentary at the least opportune time
THANKS FOR THAT PIERRE NOW OVER TO THE CLASH OF CLANS GOAL CAM TO CHECK ON THAT ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT
AND AFTER THAT IT'S THE HOME DEPOT INTERMISSION REPORT
FOLLOWED BY THE BOOM BEACH INTERMISSION REPORT
ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC AND MY IMPENDING ALZHHEIMER'S
>>66918247
>IT
>WOULD
>NOT
>GO
pure doc
>>66918275
fuck off sandwich fag you lost
>>66917951
Yes
>>66917968
Good thing I'm a wings fan
>>66917713
