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All shitposters to the penalty box
SJ:Joe Pavelski leads Sharks with G, A in win
SJ:Martin Jones stops 26, Sharks take 2-0 lead
DAL:Benn scores as Stars take 2-0 series lead
DAL:Roussel scores bizarre goal in Stars' win
WAS:Backstrom scores, assists twice in Caps' win
WAS:Holtby shines with 41 saves; Caps up 2-0
DAL:Tyler Seguin returns for Game 2 vs Wild
NYR:Derick Brassard has three pts in Game 2 win
PIT:Evgeni Malkin will play in Game 2 vs. NYR
PIT:Jeff Zatkoff will start Game 2 vs. NYR
LA:Marian Gaborik (knee) cleared to play
NYR:Henrik Lundqvist (eye) starts Game 2 vs. PIT
>kongs
reminder that flyers will sweep in 6
Stinky smellys on suicide watch
>actually thinking shit louis can win
bloos fans on suicide watch
Is Seguin a homosexual?
6th for why are sunbelt fans so dogshit
>still crying about a fight in a hockey game
>>66899028
>but they could still whoop your ass up and down the ice
lmao
>>66898739
That must've been a hell of a fight to stuff the sin bins that full.
>>66898899
>>66898911
>>66898955
noice streak tsekd
sharks in 5 t b h fám
>Finland
Why do they post here, they suck dick at hockey.
>>66899147
Just a bunch of shoving. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur6d1tv4kVk
>>66899315
Well shit, if you're gonna go that far, might as well just drop the gloves and get after 'em. That was kinda lame.
>>66899364
That's what you the Red Wings exist for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRh91aId_L4
This is some awesome playoff hockey
Enjoy these teams this year, cap hit will destroy them all next year
>>66899288
just to piss you off :)))
>>66899376
Now that's a better fight. Nothing like whacking your opponent's stick out of his hands to get things started.
>Abdelkader wailing away at the guy he's pinned down
Unlike that pansy-ass jersey clenching, this is a better way to ensure your punches hit their mark.
>TB absolutely DOES NOT TOUCH the DET gear still on the ice
Somehow, I don't think there's any love lost between these two teams. When did the bad blood start, I wonder?
Is this some of the best playoffs in recent history? All the games have been pretty entertaining.
Who ya got for Bloos v Cawks?
I'm feeling pretty confident that the Hawks will win that series, if only because the Blues seem to be deathly afraid of playoff success
>>66899675
fuck off
>>66899692
Assblasted >kongs fan detected
>>66899692
>Kongs
>>66899743
you mean blues
detroit is gonna be the first team out this year
>mfw the Hawks win tonight
>>66898899
>Sweep in 6
I remember when sweeping meant something.
>>66899792
you gonna need help from your zebra daddies this time too?
>>66899792
only if teuvo scores hattrick
dubs prove
>>66899950
crawford dubs confirm shutout
>>66899792
Dubs and chiraq wins because of refpuck again
will both of the stinky smelly teams get BTFO in the first round?
Is there a more based manlet in the league?
>>66899692
>Spencer
>Kongs
>>66899977
lehterä will not let that happen
counter dubs
>>66900025
go away fuk_ponek
>>66900007
>Nashville or sjs will be in the wcf
HYPE
>>66900025
Nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byemrh6kJMI
>>66900072
Wongs fan desu, I just love the little norwegian fella.
>>66900025
FUCK OFF HORSEFUCKER
>>66900097
based thoresen. The true viking.
>>66900147
fuck off back to /mlp/
>>66899904
>refpuck
shut up faggot
>>66900232
nice filename quick and to the point
>>66900232
Draisaitl + Laine = Bettman btfo
DYNASTY
Y
N
A
S
T
Y
Can't wait for these Chicago """""""""""""""fans"""""""""""" to go back to cuckhoop or boreswing when they get btfo
>>66900295
aryan gods coming to save the dedmonton
Rate home town of Yakupov.
>Tatarstan republic
>46% tatars, 46% Russkies, 1% hohols.
>105k men
>119k women
>biggest baptised tatar community in Tatarstan.
>>66900323
i hope they lose just so I dont have to print their stupid 8 color logo at work
>>66900358
They won't make a full run, but it's not the bloos that will end it
>>66900232
>>66900358
>>66900477
Who can stop us? The Shorks? Dullass?
You certainly aren't suggesting that a Leastern team could beat the hawks, are you?
>>66900477
Depends on the refpuck
>>66899609
Lighting felt Abdelkader continuing to pound Blunden's face even has his arm were pinned in the scum was dirty and said it's possible there would be retaliation in the next game.
>>66900402
looks like sim city
>>66900402
I didn't know there were pictures of Russia without snow covering everything
>>66900505
Most likely a beaner team.
We'll still meme all over dallas but our production is garbage and the third line isn't the amazing one they had last year.
All these BASEDhawks haters. Eat shit and go back to soccer and reddit, you queers.
Why is /hoc/ so fanny flustered over the hawks. Mad you don't have a dynasty like we do? Its OK you can go back to your pathetic memes once Toews is done lifting the cup, again.
>>66900500
lel this butthurt jew is back
>last name King
>plays for the L.A. Kings
>isn't actually a king
Kek, why is L.A. So gay?
Finland is the greatest hockey country in modern era
Retweet to agree, fav to disagree
>>66900402
Grass is shit.
No swimming pools.
No recreation outside areas.
No parking lots.
No picnic tables.
>Gorbachev's paradise. Bejaltz.
>>66900598
Anon retweeted this
>>66900383
Saving the Oilers one dead Mongolian at a time.
>>66900402
Yakupov has a great work ethic and attitude despite a shitty situation. I'd imagine the people of this town have the same character traits.
>>66900582
I hate the kings, but I really want to see the shorks shork another 3-0 series lead
>>66900611
Carpathian Forest kicks ass.
>>66898739
Is that a Thrashers jersey lel
>>66900598
retwee
>>66900635
oy vey
>>66900568
Yeah Analheim might be able to, if they can even beat Trashville lmao
>>66900672
>Tim Peel reffing the hawks/bloos
>>66900709
Really? Fuckkkingvshit here comes the refpuck
>>66900706
is a nudda holocaust!
>>66900709
haha blues should just forfeit the game already.
>>66900571
You're only a dynasty if you win this year
>>66900749
>mad his team isnt a DYNASTY
>>66899880
Welcome new friend
>yfw the kongs win this year, stomping out the shithawks """""""""""""dynasty"""""""""""""
>>66900709
>Tim Peel
Who is this man and if he is so awful how is he allowed to ref a playoff game?
>>66900802
gotta get past the shorks first m8
>kongs
>winning
Pick 1
>>66900771
The wings are the closest thing to a dynasty from 1990-2010
>>66900784
>>66900741
>>66900815
Oh I know they won't but if they did it'd be hilarious to see the shitcongo butthurt
>>66900824
JIDF shill pls
>sharks
THEY DO IT 4-3
>>66900861
>spencer
>this buttmad jew
>>66900834
>hawks making WCF
I'd be satisfied with that tbqfwy
I wonder how tight San Jose will play in game 4 if they go up 3-0
>>66900824
Fuck off Gary
>IT WAS 3-0
>flyers
literally the only team to get swept
Who can stop us?
>>66901026
>rags
how will /hoc/ react when shorks sweep everyone on their way to the stan Lee?
>>66901035
anyone not named the mild
>>66900845
>>66900922
No but seriously if The Fuhrer ever graced us with his presence and saw your unfunny meme he'd tell you to take your shit to 9gag.
>>66901059
I'd rather you just go there instead
>>66901039
meh
You're going to a playoff game this year, right /hoc/?
>>66901039
/hoc/ would never recover
spencer would take pride in being a stinky smelly
Shittysoda would have to give their title as the """""state of hockey"""" to CA
Kippers would admit to being a chink jani
>>66901059
Sure thing Herschel
>>66901132
n-no... ;_;
>thrashers
I still miss the lads
>>66901132
I'm sure you'll know if a tripfag is going since they'll cheer against their own team to use their tickets.
which one?
Where is Mark Savard, comrades?
>>66901277
left>center>right
Also, dubs checked.
>>66901282
Hanging out with Carmen Sandiego?
>>66901073
Why? Your undank memes would be a hit there. Lots of other 16 year olds for you to get upboats from.
>>66901162
>Oy vey, this goy doesn't like my memes! Anudda shoah!
>>66901026
>Mild
>Detoilet
>>66901438
>they figured it out
>better p-pretend I'm not Jewish
Nice try Goldstein
Next time try not to be so mad at memes
>>66901026
>kongs
>cucks
>bloos
>>66901277
To flat for my taste
Chances the electric company fixes the transformer that just blew outside my house before the cawks bluse game starts?
I'm thinking 25% and that might be a little high.
>mason
>canadian goaltending
>>66901683
Not that anon, but this one's too plastic for my taste. Got anyone that's in between?
>>66901277
Was gonna say right for those hips but the nigger bellybutton turned me off. I'm going left.
>>66900025
What is Frodo doing in the NHL?
>>66901719
Not anything I can post without getting banned.
I like fake tits, but you got to treat them like works of art, great for looking at, but not for touching.
>>66901650
>mad at memes
You're mistaken. I just want you guys to apply yourselves. Call it constructive criticism. The Fuhrer would be disappointed with your nigger tier 9gag memes.
>>66901819
Fair enough. I prefer real tits, but I've seen some fake ones that look good. Most ice girls tend to be real, though maybe some do have fake tits.
>>66901859
shut the fuck up you annoying faggot you get upset at everything and think youre captain of the internet
Fingers crossed
>>66901890
He's cute
>>66901910
Lmao
>>66901910
Rude
Ducks will beat the Goonville Predators tonight
3-0 coming tonight
>>66901785
>this is a 10 in st. lewis
>>66901941
>mad at penises
>>66901890
>sweden
>detoilet
she's been blacked, m8
>>66901890
>Nathalie
>>66901886
>the amount of rectal ragnarok in this post
>>66901277
middle
checked
>>66902018
Not that anon, but I expect neo-Nazi fuhrer-lovers such as you would know just what rectal Ragnarok is like.
>>66902018
after all this I bet youre an anglo anyway
>>66901860
The make or break for me is how much sag a woman has since my preference is towards perky. Although you have some really competent surgeons out there who can do a breast augmentation and make them still look and feel natural.
Pic keeping this /hoc/ related.
>>66901859
>he is still this butthurt
bettman pls go
Predict tonight's games /hoc/:
Blues @ Blackhawks
Lightning @ Red Wings
Panther @ Islanders
Predators @ Ducks
Speaking of tits. Is this the only thing Canucks fans are good for other than burning down their own city after every playoff run?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmDtEgqDd-Y
>>66902585
>Cucks
>Wongs
>Kitties
>Cucks
>>66902585
Blackcocks via intense refpuck
Wongs get their only win of the series
Panthers crush the Isles and drive away in the car
Perds meme all over the cucks
>>66902625
>The Ducks win twice
Less being stupid and more BUILD WALL Mexico.
>>66902585
Bloose
Islels
Blots
Cucks
why are finns so uggo?
>>66902653
>Being THIS new
>>66902653
You do know nashville won game 1 right.
Stupid nigger
is Kippers white?
>>66902720
Kippers is a 14 yr old Asian twink
>>66902692
>>66902682
>Cucks
>Wongs
>Kitties
>Cucks
I see the Ducks there twice
Mexico BTFO again.
>>66902625
>cucks twice
try again paco
>>66902585
Bloos
Bolts
Cats
Cats
>>66902585
Cocks
Clots
Cats
Cuacks
>>66902585
Bloos 2-1
Bolts 3-1
Cats 5-3
Perds 2-0
>>66902995
bretty gud but I do think the wongs will get their only win today
Is kippers actually a girl or am i being memed?
>>66903061
>smuk_butt.png 25kb
>>66903061
just assume everyone is a guy till proven otherwise
>>66903061
>DegenerateRedditImage1231.jpeg
>>66903077
its 98kb you illiterate finn
>>66902585
0 - 3 Hawks
6 - 3 Lightning
2 - 1 Panthers
5 - 1 Preds
>>66903112
I hope the jackets win the cup while torts is coach
>>66903097
>>66903077
Sorry guys your not welcome here
>>66903137
>Reddit shitposter gets called out
>N-n-n-no you are the redditard!
Hue
>>66900529
They shouldn't start it if they don't want it finished
>>66903137
kill yourself
>>66903156
Enough. You HAVE to go back.
>>66903350
Putting your stick in a guy's face probably would count as starting it
>>66903407
If they can do it to Datsyuk, take out his teeth, and collect a free refpuck for it what's the big deal if >we do it?
who /panthers / here
>>66903464
me fåm
>>66903464
Here senpai
>>66903443
That was definitely a bad call sure, but that doesn't mean Richards didn't start it
r/hockey is a legit sub
>2pm start
for what reason?
>>66903550
word, it's lacking in ERP tho
>>66903539
>>66903521
>>66903464
barkov
>>66903580
It's Sunday
If more people are busy they won't be able to see the refpuck
>>66903580
Memes
>>66903580
yuro friendly time
>>66903580
because muh least coast markets
>>66903580
finland is a big market and bettman knows it.
>>66903464
im /barkov/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSKs72AtAo4
Hawks vs Blues stream here in 15 minutes
>>66900814
he blames his badness on him getting paired up with inexperienced refs a lot and I guess they believe him
>>66903629
Why would we want a game at 2-3pm? I'm still waking up at that time
>>66903591
elite
l
i
t
e
>>66903724
Worse when games start at 12pm. At least it means I get to watch hockey and shitpost all day and don't have to look for something else to do.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
because 789
>>66903780
truly elite finnish humor
>>66903724
Don't ask me, least coast teams are the ones that are always scheduling shitty afternoon games.
>>66903780
>>66903780
At least you tried. Stop trying.
>>66903464
me
>>66903845
Ah the Canadian playoff tactic. Truly a staple of their hockey culture
>Detoilet
My body is ready for the Ducks to handle Goonville Preds today
>>66903875
>Clots
>>66903780
Top fucking lel
me
>>66903922
this
>>66903906
Plz win so Disney owl
>>66903914
> down 0-2
> bout to get swept
> Nigwings
>>66903914
Soon to be 3-0 friendo.
>>66903906
Forsberg is going to kill Fowler next
>>66904007
you'll get a Publix owl and you'll like it
>>66904013
I don't really care as long as I see some more violence. More whining from Tampa players to the media for casuals like you to parrot would make this a fucking great series.
>>66904067
Pretty sure Blunden didn't even care. He said something along the lines of "shit happens" although it sounds like some of the other players are planning on getting even.
>>66903780
lmao
>>66904067
Blunden said he thought it was great playoff hockey. Only people that keep complaining are Detoilet fans.
>>66904096
>"That's not smart from their guy," Paquette told reporters afterward. "When there's a guy laying on the ice like that, you respect the opponent."
Daily reminder that any team without a two-syllable name is subhuman and the "Let's go X" chant is cringeworthy.
>>66904131
pierre u freak
>>66904166
All american chants are "LETS GO X"
Except the legendary WILD football hooligans of Seattle
>>66904122
Paquette is also the one who said he plans on getting even
>>66904166
but two-syllable teams cant do the airhorn
>mashinter
how do you justify this
>>66904221
He might want to consider some boxing lessons first.
http://www.mlive.com/redwings/index.ssf/2010/07/red_wings_justin_abdelkader_ta.html
>>66900529
T b h abdelkader (pbuh) will fuck up anyone on the blots team. I just hope he does it in a timely manner.
>post yfw the shithawks win with bettpuck
>>66898739
>all shitposters to the penalty box
>no dank memes photoshopped in
You disappoint me /hoc/
>>66904131
is he smelling toew's stick?
>>66904166
>and the "Let's go X" chant is cringeworthy.
That's why you use "GO X GO". The real bad teams are the ones that aren't plural like Avalanche, Lightning and Wild. Those are WNBA tier
>>66904209
>>66904222
"Let's Go X X, clap-clap-clapclapclap"" is superior, which is why you need two syllables. Air horn is shit tier.
>>66904330
This guy gets it.
>>66904298
>Putting memes in your OP
>ISHYGDDT
>>66904245
>getting even means fighting
>>66904363
If he wants to get even by outplaying the wings it goes without saying so far.
> tfw Detoliet fans going to cry when they get swept so they cheer on their team to chimp out like nigs
fucking nerds everyone
>>66904330
>>66904349
>ameridumbs have two chants to choose from
Jesus Elliotte Friedman got fat
I remember him crying about getting anti semetic comments on the Steve Autism podcast
>wongs
>rags
>Canada
>>66904393
>mfw Tampa cucks think they're gonna make it to the finals, let alone beat the West, when they can't even take some physical banter from the least physical team in the league
BASED EMRICK AND PIERRE. HATERS CAN FUCK OFF.
>>66904421
Cry? Nah, we're used to disappointment anon. You really don't get it. It's always when it seems like it's going to be easy that it comes too. I watched the Sens shut out the fucking laffs on Hockey Night In Canada for their entire country to see, then I went to see Detroit do the same to them and instead was met with serious disappointment. One single goal that was pushed over the line by the fucking player's skate.
So no, don't think that I'm going to cry if >we get swept. Injured Tampa team should have rang as many alarm bells as bees posting "too easy" with 2 minutes left in a one goal game that we're leading.
>>66904301
>smells like hand lotion
>>66904510
>west
There's like 2 good western teams. All the good teams are in the east this year
>>66904451
We've got the best chant in the world t b h
https://youtu.be/4Dt4iJgezqU
>chinigs have no respect for the anthem
>>66904670
I agree, but most western teams bring the hits all game, as does Washington, so how Tampa gays think they'll make it past that is beyond me.
>>66904670
West:
San Jose
LA
Chicago
St Louis
Nashville
East:
Florida
...
Flyers are ELITE
>>66903906
you niggers are the ones with the goons.
