Bolts vs. Wings Gamethread #1
More violence and whining to come? Let's see!
Stream here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlaCU4Z9ccM
>>66912378
That's soccer not hockey
>yfw the chicken tender sub is on sale this week
>Wings
>>66912418
Channel will change to CBC at 7pm
>detoilet
Leafs fan here. Hoping the Bolts sweep. Wings and their goon bullshit has no place in hockey in 2016
>>66912466
>laffs
>>66912466
>he calls what the laffs play "hockey"
How many games have you fools lost since you got Babcock? At least you "won" the draft lottery this time.
>>66912466
>laffs
epic dubs bro
>>66912466
>laffs
Leafs fan here, looks like another sweep of the red cucks
thanks for babcock and enjoy your cellar dwellar years to come!
>>66912466
>laffs
>>66912466
>Iaffs
>>66912548
>laffs
>>66912466
>>66912548
>laffs
>mfw I dont make the thread
>tfw the wongs logo is literally A FLYING FUCKING WHEEL
>>66912592
I somehow doubt that is your face
also remember to play
Go bolts! Nashville here, but gotta get that Publix matchup in the scf
please cheer for us tomorrow :3
>>66912548
>laffs
what channel
>>66912508
>At least you "won" the draft lottery this time.
Not yet
>>66912676
Fox Sports Detroit, Clot Sports Sun, CBC, CNBC
>>66912378
based gb stream
>>66912619
>tfw it's the coolest sports logo of all time
Not a sunbelt but this team name made me kek
i know the wings ain't winning so i hope for someone to get killed on the ice tonight
>>66912734
f u bees u fuckin twink
>that "moment of silence"
kek, nice silence
classy red wings screaming during the moment of silence
stay class losers
>tfw he will never come back and lead the wings back to greatness agian
;_;
>>66912466
>he thought bibcuck was going to save his sorry ass franchise
TOP KEK
WOAT anthem
>Detoilet
>>66912714
What about the Montgomery Biscuits?
>>66912630
that was fast
BELIEVE
Wew lads
>>66912808
I made it before game 1
>starting Blunden
lel, he gonna goon it up?
>Pavel Datsuyk
>Pavel
>>66912823
Didn't you post it in the middle of Game 1?
>crowd already louder than in Tampa
Who /peacebeuponhim/ here?
>hockey night in canada
why the fuck is this showing
>>66912845
I did but that wa sbecause I fell asleep
>>66912848
Inshallah
>>66912848
Inshallah
>>66912378
based stream, THANKS BRO!!!!!
>the Bolts have been behind for less than 7 minutes so far this series
GET OUT THAT'S PIERRE'S TINY BOX
that FUCKING HIT
>Smith back, laying the dank hits
Who'd they scratch?
HOW U LIKE THAT FAGETTE
Why are there empty seats? It's playoffs
>tfw no mickey Redmond
>Fagettte BTFO
>>66912885
rrrrreeeee
>>66912874
My balls
Got your top 5 players this game here. Honorary mention to Mrazek
>>66912839
Dr. Pavelski, I'm RNH
>>66912874
Quincey
>>66912885
I have him, Mickey and Ken on FSD, wouldn't watch this any other way
>Neither of these teams will make it past 2nd round
Thank fucking God. Goon hockey is worst hockey
Final score prediction?
5-1 lightning? 6-1 lightning?
can't wait for some detoilet tears with their shit franchise.
but muh playoff streak OF 1ST ROUND EXISTS
TOP KEKEKEKEK
this announcer is bretty gud, sounds like he came straight out of the 60s or something
>>66912938
>not the lightning
>>66912938
>this cucked
>>66912944
When's the last time your team won anything?
The fuck is that shit
>>66912868
>excuse me, heh, but that's my tiny box
>i mean, i could get in there with you
>i could stand too close to you and tell you about where this fourthliner played peewee
>>66912944
>shit franchise
>coming from a laffs fan
LOL
>but no Daesh
What did he mean by this
WHO 727 HERE?
Why do the red wings keep making the playoffs and shit up the first round?
>>66912944
t. no cups since O6
>>66912938
The Lightning can make it especially since stralman will be back
>>66912944
>1967
>2008
Better franchise, pick one.
>pisstons
>red wongs
lol fuck detroit
>>66912958
winning the lottery this year, enjoy your slow but surely drop to the bottom
>>66912963
13 cups baby
>>66912984
garbage franchise
>>66912990
t. 13 cups
>>66912944
the wongs have won 4 stanley cups since the last time a canadian team won one, stay mad
>>66913014
>implying this draft is good
Enjoy you quality 3rd line winger
>>66913014
>winning the lottery this year
You are not a Coyotes fan. Nice try though.
>>66913014
>13 cups
and you've seen exactly zero of them.
pic related.
>>66913049
The Coyotes still exist?
Memes
Digits is how many minutes until the prophet delivers His righteous justice, pbuh
>>66913014
>enjoy your slow but surely drop to the bo
Not really. If Dats leaves the Wongs become a lottery team and pick in the top 5, if not get the top pick because Uncle Gary thanks them for being competitive for so long.
If the Wongs get two top 5 picks (#1 C + #1D) they will be real competitive again within 3-4 seasons.
>>66913099
JUST
Good game so far, wings really needs this one.
D boss when?
>>66913117
>skärmklipp
god swedish is such an ugly language sometimes
Goose loosening when?
Also CAN'T ZAZZ
>>66913117
does skaermklipp mean screenshot
>>66913111
>66913111 minutes until it happens :(
>1115218 hours
>46467 days
>127 years
:(
jesus fucking christ Sustr how do you let him get behind you like that
>>66913129
Yep
>>66913140
Yeah.
Or rather "Screen cutout"
Thanks Bishop
>that spin
>my dick
Damn AA :(
>chiraq niggers are literally triggered by this
I wish I lived in Florida. How can one state be so based?
>Double AA
Hot damn..
this game does not feel like the first two feel like >we're getting shit on right now
>Nickleback
God damn Detroit is so fuckin cucked
I think he legitimately broke that defenders ankles.
Greece lightning indeed
>pay denbts
>AA imitating a tilt-a-whirl
When the fuck did we get creative?
>>66913177
take out the veggies and it looks like a vag
>>66913187
AA put the dang in dangled.
>>66913177
>Publix Arnold Palmer
Shit was good while it lasted
Now I've got to get half gallon of tea and lemonade and put it in a gallon jug to make it
That was a Datysukian Deke of all time.
Too bad no goal.
oy vey
Why hasn't Publix expanded outside of the south?
>all these red wings gets
KEK BE WITH US
who the fuck is this commentator is he autistic
>>66913251
No idea, they haven't gone publix with the reasons why
>Bain Wellness Center
god damn it /tv/, I can never hear "Bane" again without chuckling.
>>66913251
because the south is based and they want to only let us benefit from their delicious sandwiches
>>66913267
You cheeky fucker
Nothing intelligent to say. Came for meme magic.
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU FUCKED UP
>>66913267
Sweden pls
Have the Nigwings started Chimping out yet ?
>>66913264
>not employing an actually hockey interested autist that sits besides the announcers and recites weird and old stats every now and then
Hey guys Publix employee here.
Ben Jerrys 1 pint is buy one get one free BUT there is also a coupon that we're not suppose to tell you about. Tell your cashier the coupon code is 13988. It's $1.50 off the already BOGO ben and Jerrys, you can apply it twice.
TL;RD pay 2 dollars for 10 dollars worth of Ben and Jerrys this week at Publix.
alright this is officially refpuck
HAHA TIME FOR REFPUCK
>>66913315
>supporting a company that supports Bernie Sanders
Good defense tranny fuckers
ALL THIS SPAGHETTI
Jesus wongs are dogshit
Holy shit the Red Wings can't play power play for shit
MY HEART
that was the worst 5v3 ive seen in awhile
>y'all mothafuckas trippin
nice """"""""""""""""""""""""power"""""""""""""""""""""""" you've got there Detoilet
>>66913289
>>66913299
You are welcome :)
>>66913369
If someone can shoop this into a Bolts jersey I would be happy
Why did the Rangers trade away their best players?
>divetoilet
>2 man ""advantage""
Whelp, there goes the stream
>>66913389
play*
YOUTUBE DOWN
I REPEAT
YOUTUBE DOWN
>wongs
>silent arena
MY SIDES ARE ON THE ORBIT
stream down!
>>66913403
Someone save us?
Fix stream now!
Stream going down because someone posted it on reddit. Will make a new one
>>66913412
>>66913417
>>66913422
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPgBpvO7QE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPgBpvO7QE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPgBpvO7QE
>all the US posters who can't afford basic cable
jesus
>>66913428
wow what a fag who would do that
>>66913391
give me 5-10 minutes
Begging everyone in this thread to stop living paycheck to paycheck
>>66913428
Of course there's always that one turd in the punch bowl
>>66913438
I don't have a TV m8
>>66913428
>viewers jumped from 31 to 650
>>66913438
i have direct tv you fucking ching chong but i'm trying to shitpost in sync with my /sp/bros
>>66913428
we should have an email list or something so reddit fags cant come here
>Wongs gooning
>>66913428
at least give reddit the boku no pico
Breddy good period t b h
>how we gonna win wings
>just slash the fuck out of them senpai
No more dead bolts
so the two hand slash on the knee isn't a penalty then
fuckin refpuck
>>66913442
>>66913438
>Not being a real nigga
Kys privileged crackerbitch
>>66913438
ITS NOT BROADCAST HERE FAGGOT
cats vs isles in on, but im a WONGS FAN
That was fucked up.
>>66912938
>goon hockey is worst
>>66913442
tell people to pay their fucking taxes
>class war now
>>66913435
>stream is about 30 seconds behind
>but it's Mickey
What to do?
>no penalty on that slash
this is some serious fucking refpuck
>>66913473
isn't the cats game on NBCS and this one on CNBC?
>>66913457
Too late
r/Tampabaybolts fag reporting in
>>66913428
post pro-Trump shit all over it to keep reddit at bay
>>66913468
Whatever, fuck you. Knock dats tooth out and nothing either
>>66913488
Yes
>>66913494
that place is the worst when we start losing
>>66913439
>>66913443
>>66913445
>>66913451
>>66913457
>>66913460
thanks for the karma fags
>>66913494
nice falseflag faggot the lightning reddit is r/tampabaylightning
>>66913494
nigger we will kill you
>>66913496
Trump is a clossal faggot
T. Bernie donater and voter
We need a better stream. The bluevision guy stream is full of lag and faggotry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Up2E38mKE
New stream
>>66913507
>>66913504
People actually go on both?
I've only been on Reddit looking for streams to the fight between that Flip and the Nog
>>66913520
Bernie is a cuck
>>66913521
Yeah he needs to get a computer that isn't a piece of shit so he can play nhl.tv 60fps and encode for his stream at the same time without frame drops
>>66913007
This
>>66913527
Thanks, mate!
>>66913520
DUDE FREE SHIT
>>66913520
you're a commie, a pussy, and a faggot
Trump will be president.
>>66913540
I check it when I miss games to see what happened.
When we're winning its okay, when we are losing everyone just cries
>>66913527
based
who >rags here?
>>66913520
>implying bernie is not a faggot either
Dare me not to
>>66913556
>>66913555
Fuck off corporate bootlicking conservashits
>politics in a gamethread
Please get the fuck out and discuss it somewhere else
>>66913578
>understanding economics means you are a corporate bootlicker
College-aged children are funny
Wow, thank you Hrudey.
Mrazek, in his first start in awhile now in the playoffs down 2-0 with almost no experience, is looking nervous, where as Bishop, who was in the SCF last year, isn't.
Thank you for this masterful insight, please do fucking continue.
>>66913577
Do it. Fuck both of these whiny fanbases and fuck poorfags.
>>66913577
This is why I have gone this long without saying "Don't post it to reddit." It's just reverse psychology. I streamed to be nice and fill the void left by NHL killing streams from reddit, I'm cool with doing it for a 30 person audience. If people want to be faggots it can't be helped though, do what you will.
Canada I realize you dollar isn't worth shit anymore but can you please give the CBC enough money to buy this George faggot a suit that fits.
>>66913598
> conservative = understanding economics
I remember growing up out of this meme too
>>66913577
What am I looking at?
>>66913627
He goes to reddit
Someone posted it publicly, I'll leave it streaming until it gets killed. Enjoy while it lasts.
Epic troll bro XD
>>66913391
>>66913673
You're a glorious fucker
Thank you so much
>>66913664
fuggggggg
>>66913698
I'll stream some porn until the break
>>66913710
Scare away the normies with tranny porn
I'm watching on my local channel so it matter not to me
>>66913710
>stream porn
Is it live?
>>66913728
Just not having the stream on seems to keep them away
I literally have not seen a single white couple in a Canadian commercial this entire playoffs.
Stream is back
Whatever happened to Engouled and his cool skate rat streams?
>>66913769
NHL is killing streams off left and right, so people are either going private or just not streaming
>>66913786
I get needing a stream most times but this series is literally free over the air in most of the northern US. Are there seriously people who don't have tvs and an antenna?
Floridafags I get it but if you don't live in Florida then you shouldn't need a stream.
>>66912466
>laffs fan
How many times a week do you have to see your cognitive behavioral therapist?
>your mom is going to be raped by muzzies
the commentator says Detroit as a 3 syllable word
De-Troy-It
>>66913823
This game is on CNBC on Cable. Only if you live in Detroit or somewhere near the border you can get it over the air.
why are there so many empty seats, you'd think """hockeytown""" in the playoffs would have the place packed
embarrassing tbqh
some hot looking girls sitting rinkside at the Joe tonight
>>66913835
Presumably the vast majority of Wings fans live near the border.
BISH
I
S
H
>>66913827
>not pronouncing it day-twah
>>66913857
i just noticed how empty the lower bowl is. pretty embarrassing
Why isn't that delay of game?
>>66913876
People from all over the state post here.
Bob Cole is a GOAT commentator
Reminder
>Lightning can't even breathe on a player without getting a penalty
>Detoilet commit the most obvious slash ever
>nothing is called
these refs are fucking trash
What a weak penalty.
>>66913906
he sucks ass, the old fuck never gets names right
>>66913909
please don't remind me
detoilet shouldnt even be in the playoffs, fuck they're an awful team
>>66913910
Jesus Christ another Detroit PP. they're going to have more PPs than empty seats at this rate.
>refs bending over for Detroit
THE FIX IS IN
Refs trying to hand this game to detroit
>>66913909
Bolts fan, this will always make me laugh
Why does Bettman hate the Lightning
the fuck are these calls, refs are really trying to give detroit a goal
>>66913986
>>66913985
Breaks another players stick with a slash
NOT PENULTY
>>66913986
>implying wombs can score on the pp
>>66913857
>>66913887
There in the bathroom, retards. They said the game was SOLD OUT like three times.
>>66913964
that is rather harsh coming from a Canadian fan... I forget, how many Canadian teams are in the playoffs?
Bettman activated it.
>>66913985
>>66913983
>>66913986
>Florida hockey "knowledge"
You could see his stick snap in half, you Mongoloids, or are you're eyes swollen shut due to sandwich-induced obesity?
