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Roadman has to get his thread in before the kraut/euan edition
Old thread: >>66860037
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>>66871264
What stream?
I never once watched a proffesional Oceanic competition on YouTube, that's not what I was watching.
>>66871196
>>66871244
s-sorry
>>66871287
going to the sun
OP pic could be better
>>66871448
not really
Reminder i am STILL selling accounts
>>66871437
Must have sums of GXY
>you will never see an old school /bet/ with the old 2 page long OP text
1st for Sarajevo
houston niggaz gettin blasted
>>66871536
which football team is that?
>>66871573
feels bad man
>>66871619
pmsl @ +5 punter. probably never watched a GSW game in his life.
Whats the bet for the OFC tonight.
>>66871448
BLASPHEMY
>>66871693
Oh, I don't watch NBA. I was just tipping based off my thoughts on players mental state.
So many black GSW cheerleaders.
Need a Derry goal like a i r
>>66871804
>Tipping let alone betting on a sport you have no clue about
>>66871814
this paigon
going to my hometown USL game tonight, STLFC vs Tulsa
do american bookies even hold bets on this shit league? cant find anything on bovada. Can't fucking attend a live sporting event without some action
>Euan getting pissed off at rufy2012 because he's in mad profit
>>66871923
My model has St Louis down as winning so you should go. Nitrogen and cloudbet should have it up later
Signing in 88p up
Caetano just can't hit the goal. They've been tearing santo andre a new one on the field but just can't score. 75% possession after almost 1 hour, 11 shots off-target...
medium on the Auckland 0-0 draw @12
Solmon Warriors game worth waking up early for? I'll definitely be in for Auckland
>>66872321
I'd say so. Quite fancy Lae City but wouldn't back without watching for a bit
Will be smashing furniture around if this Inter game ends with just 2 goals
>Analysis: rball surreal
>had to tell gf I cancelled our holiday cause of some Albanian on 4chan
>Penguins
wtf just happened
>>66873137
Did you have the heart to tell her its actually a Brit using an Albania proxy?
>>66873137
PMSL.
>>66873137
had to promise my mom that im washing the dishes for the rest of the year in return for another fiver
>>66873137
>tfw no gf to plan taking on holiday but have cancel because of an Albanian's basketball bet that lost by half a point
>tfw no profit
>>66873292
i'll go on holiday with you if you like.
>>66873292
Why doesn't a handsome lad like you have a gf? Guess if you cut the emo haircut and worked out a bit, surely you could afford yourself a nice gf with your bankroll tbqh.
>>66873394
He likes to think he is playing the field but in reality no girl can stand his autistic personality.
can MLBTTS start being a thing again please
Guys i need some help. If i Made new jew365 account. Deposited 1000€ with skrill, then deposited like 5-6k with PSC, is there anyway i can withdraw to my skrill account. (account is limited)
>>66873548
Probably he's gay/asexual, has a small weiner, has ED, etc.
only Euan can shed some light on the topic.
Come on friend, don't be afraid we will bully you or something, we are your mates!
>>66873630
he isnt a virgin though, he can attract girls short term but not long term
>>66873630
Why are you carrying on this facade?
>>66873756
What facade friend?
Odds on Euan asking his bird on the FIRST date if she has any unrestricted betting account he can buy off : 1.83
>>66873800
he needs to buy mine desu
>>66873800
We all know you're not albanian.
Atletico Nacional -2 @ 3.1 lads, smacking
>>66873868
zzzzz
>>66873899
Get a life.
Celta please
PLEASE
>>66873622
Go on chat and ask to get it sorted.
>>66873548
>>66873630
Can we please stop analysing my lack of gf
Thoughts?
>>66874149
wins tbqh
>>66873873
-0.75 now, if you have any sense you'd get on this. Gone WAY too far
>>66874249
got a stream?
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/fivethirtyeights-national-womens-soccer-league-predictions/
The mugs have discovered slag footie lads, the NWSL money train golden age is over.
Chicago at 2.00, and Portland at 2.00 look value though.
All games broadcast on Youtube as per league mandate.
https://www.youtube.com/user/NWSLsoccer
>>66874550
That's a cute model.
F@m, bait out the biggest fraud you know
>>66875116
T4tw
>>66875116
Albania
>>66875116
dat euan geez yh is a baaaare nutty skengman init
>>66875116
alrite ye, theres this proper toadman that goes by the name Anonymous, and he as an Albanian proxy like, and he acts like he's proper in on fixes and stuff bro, but we all know he's a proper fraud, you hear me.
>>66875116
MuhammadAli
>>66875239
Fixed.
>>66874149
A quad accy at 1.60? You absolute madman!
>>66875361
pls translate to normie speak? :( im a noob
>>66875496
The return on that 4-point (quad) accumulator (accy) is really low.
>>66875496
A four-team parlay at -166? You very crazy person!
>>66875496
mug
>>66875599
but almost a gaurunteed hit no? (obviously no such thing) looking for a decent add in to up the return
>>66875642
>guaranteed
There's that word again. Just don't put your wife's son's college loan on it.
can't wait for West Ham to show leicster up tomorrow
>>66875852
top kek.
>>66875852
-_____- trust me i've had my clock cleaned on 'gaurenteed' enough to know this one hahaha, any suggestions?
>>66873873
>>66874249
/bet/ mafia strikes again
>>66875858
talking big sense pal
>Envigado goal
Beyond DAC
literally had the bet slip ready to put money on boca junior dc @ 1.8 when they score
why does this always happen..
Lost $900 in two days, literally never getting on a tip from an anon again
>>66876306
nvm, just saw muhammadali posted that tip on tt a while ago, backing aldosivi now
>7 bookings for Envigado
Wew
>>66876421
Been taking notes from the OFC.
>>66876404
FUCK
>>66876421
>11 yellows all together
>8 (EIGHT) for the shit team with no red
>all 3 goals scored from all 3 shots on target
Yep, South American alright.
What are some services/tools a PRO gambler must have?
1 Rballdb account
1 Asian handicap broker
1/2 Betfair apps
Tipster subscriptions are optional but you can name a few worth paying for.
I’m going nowhere and I’m going nowhere fast
I should find a place to go and rest
I should find a place to lay my head tonight
>>66876688
https://tipstertube.com/profile/t4tw
best tipster in the world
>>66876688
An unverified blogabet and a proxy.
Getting on Capitals -1.5
Flyers are banged up right now.
>red for Envigado
Welp, there goes the chance for atletico nacional to win
>>66876810
What?
>>66876805
Are you Oil? Was the case dropped against you for "messing around" with that teenage boy at your school or did the prosecution proceeded with the case?
You never updated us on it, guess that is why you went underground.
my other bookie says there were 2 reds for envigado
>>66876887
pmsl
one more goal Atletico
>>66876688
>>66876887
Oh, I forgot, massive paranoia and inferiority complex.
>>66876916
well, doesn't matter anymore, 3333333333333
hemorrhaging funds
Send help
quick, wtb
pmsl talked myself out of backing Boca cause le unlucky Kraut was on
>>66876880
Hockey, washington capitals -1.5
Flyers best defensive forward is hurt and not playing. Their #1 centre is suspected to be hurt. Washington is just a much better team overall. They outshot Philly 31-19 last game. They held the Flyers to 8 shots in the 2nd and 3rd periods combined.
Capitals are on offensive powerhouse and have one of the top goalies in the league. Game 2 of the series at home, this is the one where they blow the series open.
>>66876810
on already..
does U5 sound good in sjs la game? they scored tons last game, but it didn't feel like they should've
@MagnusBarstad: Men Carlisle skal out coache Donovan ganske hardt.
Dallas +11.5
5u
Under 206.5
5u
>>66877151
b o o k i e
s h i l l
>>66877094
i wasn't even on.
BT with 2 Asia smeds and a bubblegum large lined up for tomorrow, so surreal
midnight and listening to peter webb drone on about horses
surreal
>>66877234
>smeds
terry terry
lumping hawks/celtics o206.5
inb4 prestaking nba
>>66877449
also a cheeky 50 on leltics to win series @ 2.45
very tempted to take pistons to win series @ 11
>>66877449
>>66877592
Here's your (You)
>>66877234
Wtb
>>66876688
https://atpkokkinakis.blogabet.com
https://claptone.blogabet.com
>>66876698
:^)
>>66877449
>prestaking nba
>>66876887
Decent banter from you, first time for everything I suppose.
Euan wtfb
Smashed lads
>>66878211
Where did you go mate?
Albania, can you recommend me some Albanian towns to visit?
Down sums in Africa
Cruz azul PLEASE
>Biggest ever bet tonight. Lets hope there are no early goals so I can tip it, eh?
still funny desu
>>66878494
CANNOT believe his excuse lid.
>all favorites won
>I didn't bother betting today
Could've made mad bank zzz
Need UE's Yank tips like A I R
kinda like olimpia ascuncion dc @ 1.72
after they conceded the action was pretty much only in deportivos half in front of their goal. 11 shots on target already, 1 hit the crossbar as im typing this. olimpia could be really vulnerable to quick counter attacks though.
>>66878891
JUST to make sure, are you THAT German?
>>66878929
im afraid i am THAT german.
>>66878995
Just staked Capiata, thanks.
>>66878331
Sure, we can even meet :) Beers are on me.
When are you visiting? Alone or with friends?
>>66879077
np, enjoy your profits. capiata @ 1.95 when they are 1 goal ahead sounds like a good deal.
>liked Cincinnati and Charleston pregame
>got dangered on Cincinnati 0.0 FH at 0-0
>both down by 2 at HT
>Orlando game only on Mara
>Slags not traded live
What is the point
>>66879167
s-so no NASL bet?
>>66879225
I dont bet on NASL
Euan, what leagues do you personally research yourself, apart from USL?
Racing Club SW @ 2.11 is the bet?
>>66879342
I hardly research leagues as such. I mainly follow leagues closely and have my opinion of teams that might not be shown in the table. Anything with good twitter coverage or is streamed. No Baltic countries this year.
WEEEEEEEEEEE
HATE TO BET WITH ALBANIA
CAUSE ALBANIAS NOT OUR MATE
AND WHEN WE BET WITH ALBANIA
WE LOSE OUR ROLL IN 8....
Can't stop refreshing Euan's TT.
Won't stop refreshing Euan's TT.
>>66879552
this guy gets it.
ffs penalty..
Have words Euan, Rufy2012 posted it again.
>>66879668
Can you trip on for furure reference. Thanks.
>>66879668
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66879668
http://www.aucklandcityfc.com/news/article.asp?ID=1704
>Moreira saying he was pleased with his performance against Lae
PMSL
Except for his goal he was tez and he nearly missed that
>>66879802
He has been fucking shit.
Dropped him on my FM save already.
Tomorrows skedge looks....
>>66879776
what a beautiful man
That fucking reffball.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
reminder that rossyboy is literally bringing up his wifes son
re-back euan, you watching?
>Euan
Worse than Albania tbqh. 0.0 was NEVER. A bet pmsl
Imagine thinking 0.0 was a bet.
>>66880147
pmsl
REALLY?
le 2/10 man
>>66880180
>>66880217
I was watching and early on Charleston were the better team but then there was a massive momentum shift.
Can't blame him for taking Charleston early on.
E U A N
such a judge
>>66880228
think so
WHC IB hockey: GB to beat Croatia at 1.5 tomorrow is worth a look. GB better roster and more experience. Only concern is Croatia is hosting the tournament and have probably the best single player between either team. Believe GB has enough to win but not sure there's any value in it.
Also, Slavia Praha at 1.5 in the Czech league.
>>66880288
Oh wait just saw he tipped it in the 61st min.
Yeah pretty renegade move there.
Not normally a 'Euan criticiser' but this a shite bet. Almost beyond shite, shouldn't be a 0.1/10. Take a look in the mirror here mate, so, so bad.
>>66880312
czech'd mate
Euan will tip Houston Dash in 3...
>>66880364
Not been watching but I've seen two separate models that have them 2nd and 3rd worst team
>>66880427
They are value according to Albania's model :^)
>>66880450
pmsl
Dread to think how many LARGE stakes I will tip tomorrow desu.
Albania's ROI is going down quicker than his mum on one of her customers pmsl
>>66880526
Not cool man, my mom's dead :(
>Euan doubters
EUAN
>Massive Dangers: The League
EUAN?
EUAN!
>>66874550
Press-fu scores! Did anyone get on this? If empty stadiums are your fetish, NWSL is your go to fap fuel.
>Kick off between the Solomon Warriors and Lae City Warriors delayed by 30 minutes due to the waterlogged pitch at QBE Stadium
Cunts
Smashed, lads
How long before Albania closes his blogabet leaves again for a few months then re-does his whole gimmick again?
BASED REF. BASED OLIMPIA
>>66880608
Fuuuuuuuuuuck, can these slags do anything right?
>State of this Auckland pitch
Gotta be smashing draw and unders in the 2nd game now
>>66880848
your ROI will be <10% by the pmsl
admit Euan is shrewder than you NOW
>>66880715
Once his ROI drops below mine which is probably now once my tt updates
>>66880908
Today looks W O R L D
Gonna go back to 30% with 3 LARGES.
>>66880908
>20.79%
almost there
>>66880950
Doesnt include that winner I just had. Takes a while to add it in.
>>66880944
Will be genuinely happy for you if you do (if I manage on)
Tigres running a clinic
>>66880986
You were at 20.54% earlier though.
>>66881061
Oh. tt must have had an update to make the stats change instantly then.
Got another USL fancy tonight anyway and maybe a cheeky non-USL bet tomorrow
Just put on Kansas City v WNYF and I didnt think it was possible but the quality seems worse than last season. Cant dare to imagine how bad it will be during the Olympics
is there a yt stream
>>66881226
Possibly here in a few mins
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfz9R0ZlM1YZNiWsDX8sC-w
>>66881226
I dont want to jinx it but the iframe one is working for me
is there a way of seeing profit for a certain period of time on 365 without adding it all up manually?
Who here /delay/?
>>66881963
Really annoyed by it. Will be like 7am before the 2nd game ends at this rate
>>66881920
They used to show it in the settled bet history
>>66882043
Yeah I know, dunno why it isnt there anymore.
>>66882096
Probably didn't like mugs seeing how DAC they were
Hello /bet/ WTB?
kek that gk
>THIS PITCH
>THAT GK
PMSL
>not on overs
Didn't see the first goal, is Lae City 0.0 the bet?
>>66882336
Wouldnt be on either team ever here atm. It's overs or nothing imo
>>66882336
Too early atm bro
>These gks
>still not on overs
Probably ends 6-4 or something silly, especially if the pitch dries
JUST WOKE UP AND SEEN SCORE FORGOT TO SMACK OVERS, FUCK OFF.
o3 FH is world
IS ANY STREAM WORKING?
iframe broken for me
>>66882552
Nope
>>66882552
refresh
https://iframe.dacast.com/b/19938/c/220033
STOP CHANGING THE FUCKING GOAL LINE 365 YOU CUNTS
>>66882497
Side Solomon are attacking into is much dryer and they do look the better side. Not sure if they're playing better because of that but can see the second half being more even either way as they will get stifled by attacking into the shit side of the pitch.
Would stick to first half bets personally and see how the second half starts before betting anything on the whole game.
Pumas might be a bet but odds were smahsed
iframe is up again, just needs a refresh
>get most of ufc card right
>feeling ambitious with main event
>pick right winner but reback over 1/2/3 rounds at 1.2/1.5/2.0 odds
>lose all profits because round 1 KO
>>66882968
>over 1 @ 1.2
literally why? Teixeira is known for his big hits.
>>66883020
desu I just copy some other guy and most of his picks were right
and the last win in the first round was in 2013 (and vs bader) so it didn't seem terrible when I made the bet
>>66882520
Hello. I'm here for the goals
>>66883137
>all it takes is one hit to lose your bet
>backing 1.2 odds
You will learn for next time I hope
Hello where are the goals please Thankyou
>>66882968
>Putting money on something priced @1.2
>Ever
>>66883165
Most of the time I don't ever do under/over rounds in mma, even more so since I don't bet on mma in the first place but
>cucked by mcgregor completely
>teixeira wins but too fast
only time a memorable fast win was the cerrone fight vs some other cowboy
definitely going to stick with apehoop
Betting too easy
1 more pleased and I can sleep well
Philadelphia DC @1.9
>2 own goals
Fix is in. Tears if you missed it.
>>66882968
>Placing all your sheckles on the condition of Rashards weak chin
C'mon m8 :^)
>>66883390
Start a TT
Based over 3.5 FH
pmsl already 4 in the FH
bookies absolutely clueless
AMAZIN. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
Won back what I lost on Albanias shite.
FUCKING LEL
BLOOTER OG
>3 own goals now
kek
>That miss
What team has been looking better? Lae were disadvanaged by the pitch and they still managed 2
o5.5 worth it? Not been watching
Head's gone
Roll's gone
>>66883581
Tough to want to back either side. Overs maybe still a bet but would just keep watching for a bit.
S
EUAN
R
R
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A
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Any American able to tell me if Bovada offer USL live? What about 5dimes, nitrogen, cloudbet?
Euan such a USL J U D G E
>>66883856
cloudbet and nitrogen don't
>>66883943
fuck sake. Are there any other bookies at all you know about?
I think my pregame model needs a bit of work
Ask if you can borrow Albania's and adapt it for pregame
tfw 0.2% shrewder than albania
>>66884098
I dont think he would want me to steal his edge.
Kings @ 2.2?
Do both teams need a win? Or can they go through with a draw?
>>66884177
Solomon vs Lae?
Neither side can go through, both on 0 points
>>66884204
Yeah.
Overs should surely be world now?
I swear to god if they go the entire second half without scoring another goal I'm gonna have a fit
>>66884221
and there it is
>>66884218
Well there is your answer but personally I don't think either side look too bright. Might have a small but will probably just avoid.
