Sharks
Tomas Hertl - Joe Thornton - Joe Pavelski
Joonas Donskoi - Logan Couture - Joel Ward
Matt Nieto - Patrick Marleau - Melker Karlsson
Nick Spaling - Chris Tierney - Tommy Wingels
Paul Martin - Brent Burns
Marc-Edouard Vlasic - Justin Braun
Brenden Dillon - Roman Polak
Martin Jones
James Reimer
Injured: None
Scratched: Dainius Zubrus, Micheal Haley, Dylan DeMelo
Kings
Milan Lucic - Anze Kopitar - Tanner Pearson
Dustin Brown - Jeff Carter - Tyler Toffoli
Dwight King - Vincent Lecavalier - Kris Versteeg
Kyle Clifford - Andy Andreoff - Trevor Lewis
Jake Muzzin - Luke Schenn
Brayden McNabb - Drew Doughty
Alec Martinez - Rob Scuderi
Jonathan Quick
Jhonas Enroth
Injured: Marian Gaborik (lower body)
Scratched: Jamie McBain, Nick Shore
Sharks: Pavelski 6g4a this season vs LA, Thornton has been atleast a point a game for the last 33 wins including 8pts vs the kings. Jones to get the start in net, last time he was on playoff ice in the SAP center he was helping to create the >it was 3-0 meme. Sharks have outscored kings by a combined 10-4 on staples center ice this season.
Kings: Carter and Toffoli both with 5pts vs the sharks this season. Gaborik skated but not playing, Martinez back in the lineup. Quick has yet to see a win vs the sharks this season and is looking to increase his 50% winrate vs them in the post season. Kings look to tighten up and not give up power plays to the leagues 3rd best power play unit (22.5%)
Season series saw all but 1 game go to the visiting team. Sharks look to expand their regular season road success into the post season, Kings hope to break that trend in the first game between the two teams that are probably getting sick of seeing each other in the playoffs.
Get in
Start drinking
Keep it friendly, we all California here
>shorks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HMPQi3W1vk
Stream here
>it was 3-0
Sharks pls redeem yourselves
I'm gonna be sick
Fuck eL gAy.
The leftover energy from Kobe's game inside Staples will carry the Kings to a 3-1 victory.
>it was 3-0
I still consider the Ducks our bigger rival than the Sharks
>shorks
>17 playoff appearances
>no cups
holy shit lol
>stinky smellies
the air may be filled with the odor of bean burritos but the sharks aren't choking this time
GKG BIIIIIIIH
Raiders > Niners
Lakers > Warriors
Dodgers > Giants
Kings > Sharks
>>66831982
cum
>>66831982
There's no we, faggot. I'm drinking water. Maybe in a little bit I'll crack a PBR.
>muh childrens hospital
Worst part of Kings broadcasts.
>>66831982
ur mum's titty residue
>>66831982
Screwdrivers with absolut
Who /neutral/ here. Might go with the sharks because they seem like less of beaners
>>66832089
hawks fan here
just burning time until friday, I'll probably go to sleep halfway through the game
Is it weird that I live in 510 and watching this?
>>66832089
caps fan, pulling for sharks for based joel ward
>>66832132
Why would it be?
>>66832178
510 is Warriors territory, not Sharks
>>66832089
Wings here. I'm with you.
>>66832089
>San Jose
>no beaners
Heh. San Jose is pretty much 95% Mexican
>>66832184
>>66832132
Wow youre really dumb.
GO KINGS GO
>>66832204
I said less, and the census confirms it.
>>66832204
san jose is mostly white and asian, paco
>>66832233
San Jose has more of a reputation of being Mexican than LA in California
LA has White and Asian people. San Jose barely has any Asians and barely any Whites
>>66832249
LA is 47% beaners. San Jose is 33%
>>66832249
>LA has White and Asian people.
Both whites and asians our outnumbered by mexicans in LA
Do any of you fags actually live in California?
>>66832278
>>66832287
What kind of Asian person would live in a place named "San Jose"
San Francisco makes sense but not San Jose
>>66832302
a viet. that kind of asian person
>>66832302
Apparently a lot. LA is 10% Asian while San Jose is 32%
I miss Bob Miller
>>66832287
I don't think you can call anyone a fag when you live in California
>>66832302
the kind that works in silicon valley type businesses
>>66832351
The guy they got to replace him sounds eerily similar.
Burns is a smelly hobo with a smelly hobo non playoff beard
>>66832376
Is this the part where I'm supposed to ask where youre from? Cause to be honest I dont really give a shit which landlocked flyover state you call home, little bitch.
>>66831982
Burning through the last of my 805s.
>>66832415
>beaners from commiefornia get triggered this easily
How's it feel being in literally the worst state in the country?
reminder the Shorks will NEVER EVER even get to the Finals
>>66832450
we put the entire country on our backs lol. without us the rest of you fags would be 3rd worlders
>>66832450
>mfw california state laws
their entire state run on taxes from construction workers picked up outside home depot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWzzCoAbY_I
Sharks vs Kings stream is up now
Ducks would wrek both of these shit teams
Stop replying to the flyover state fag's bait. Ignore him like the irrelevant loser he is.
>>66832468
What do you mean? You took all the Mexicans and liberals so we don't have to? Thanks. Feels good living in a nice city where whites are still the majority.
more like cucks lol
>>66832386
In the future they will have a Bob Miller AI hologram do all the games
>tfw my grandkids will get to listen to Bob talk about how it was 3-0 during story time
>>66832501
go choke on an avocado
>>66832506
Fuck off back to /pol/ faggot
I hate this dumb intro fucking shit with these dipshit media faggots. get to the goddamn game.
Greetings goybros
>it was 3-0
go sharks
woo
>>66832531
>>66832506
Where's this nice city you speak of?
>>66831982
Absinthe. Time for a lucid drunk game.
>>66832531
Lmao. Pure triggered cuck.
>>66832502
>>66832415
>implying I don't have more coastline than you
If I turn on my sprinklers will it trigger you?
Hey Joe you dropped this
"C"
>>66832558
Grand Rapids. Delicious microbrews and delicious white women
>>66832579
>If I turn on my sprinklers will it trigger you?
it will
pls dont
mmmmmmmmmmm playoff Alex Curry
>>66832579
Poor fags are the only ones that don't use sprinklers in la
>>66832603
GR is cool, I'm from Traverse City which is probably even whiter but it's boring as all fuck.
>>66832497
thx m8
>>66832579
I can smell the conservacuck in you a mile away
Fuck off back to your containment board now or go smoke meth trailer park trash
alexbae :3
>>66832386
That's Nick Nickson. He's been doing the Kings radio broadcast forever, and used to do the Prime Ticket broadcasts.
>>66832603
California literally has all the best craft beer and far better white women in comparison bum fuck Michigan
holy shit that negress with the afro wtf
dubs and thornton fights doughty
>this Afro bitch
WE
>>66832663
why is she stroking her chin
>laporsha
Niggernotes incoming
Who the hell is this afro midget what happened to pia?
>laporsha
Top kek
Still better than the bass solo they had for the Laker game last night
>>66832501
got a sharks version of this
>>66832681
Instantly muted. I'm sick of this bullshit.
[chimp sounds intensify]
>dat hair
WEW LAD
>>66832658
This . And the dankest bud and bomb ass Latina chicks
>>66832622
>>66832687
i'd get a boner but i have to pee so its not working
>naming your child after a car you can't afford
>>66832671
WUZ
>asking a black person to sing the national anthem ever again
they take forever and completely butcher it by trying to put their own spin on it
>>66832712
Best women of any kind. Period
Longest anthem ever what the fuck
CARTMAN!!!
>>66832731
she looked bored lol
>>66832715
Fuckin kek
How does it feel to know the Shorks have less Cups than the Ducks
>>66832725
KANGZ
What you drinking tonight?
>>66832752
Eh Ducks won the cup for California first anyway so it's all good :^)
>>66832775
Enjoy voting against your own economic interests dumbass
>>66832775
Name one ipa brewed in all of Michigan better than Pliny then
>shorks
>shorks
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SCAR
FUCK YOU SHORKS
JUST >SHORK MY SHIT UP
Wuh oh
>off the skate
lel
>>66832632
Traverse city is beautiful. I usually spend a day or two there on my way to silver lake every summer
:|
>It was 3-0
post wil wheaton reaction tweets
>>66832848
It is but if you live there and work there you never get to enjoy it.
>>66832784
Cheap swill beer, pic somewhat related
>shorks
Jones why
>>66832854
lol
SCARRRRRRRR
JAKE OFF THE SKATE
AND IM OUT
SEE YOU BITCHES NEXT SEASON
is gaborik injured or something
>>66832864
Wew lad
I'm going on Saturday
>>66832885
i'll be waiting, big boy ;3c
kek
shorks shorking already
>>66832864
>he doesnt know you have to crop then post so your image doesnt rotate.
Try again, new guy.
>>66832784
Not my pic, but got some this week. Pretty good IPA, pretty bitter but not too much. Not a session thing, though.
I don't usually drink IPAs, so inb4 some fag goes off about hipster beer and other stupid shit.
>>66832889
Yes, he's kill
>>66832923
> anchor brewery
Solid choice . Always been a fan of the original steam beer
>>66832898
Who cares aspie
What you smoking tonight?
it begins
Refs gonna puck
SCAR
CAPTAIN AMERICA
Let's fucking go boys
MANLET
A
N
L
E
T
>Kings score legitimate goals
>Shorks need daddy Bettman to activate it
BUILD
KNUCKLEPUCK
>KONGS
>>66832994
Hopefully Bettman has moved on from LA then
>>66832943
They have good quality over their whole selection. California Lager is super good for a casual beer. Plus their artwork is pretty good.
I usually get some Ballast Point but its expensive anywhere north of Bakersfield.
15$ for a Sixer? Sometimes its worth it.
>>66832994
>pp goals don't count
Is >Quick still considered a system babby?
>>66831859
would Jaws/10
>>66833033
look at that disgusting flop, Quick had to teach him a lesson
IM BACK BITCHES
SHARKS ARE TAKING THE CUP
>>66833062
That was a quick change of heart
>>66833049
he's a good goalie in a good system, which is secret sauce for cup success. Out possess the other team but when you do give up shots, get backstopped by a good goalie.
>>66833072
I'm here with you
BEANERS BTFO
Sorry to anyone that was watching my youtube stream, I had some totally retarded failure on my end. Restarted it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWzzCoAbY_I
>>66832864
PINCHE CULO
>that pop for Bob
Feels good
WE LOVE YOU BOB
>>66833088
thx
Bobby!!!!
>Bob Miller is kill
>Vin is kill
>someone getting bopped
>>66832784
quakes are rockin' it this year
REFPUCK!
BASED BOB MILLER
FUCK OFF, REFS
BASED BOB MILLER POWER
>watching playoffs with a bad heart
Pray 4 Bob
>laporsha
>>66833135
>>66833141
y u mad though?
>>66833166
I would cum on that afro t b h
They be hating on Cali in another thread kek
Go Sharks
>>66833187
What abuncha jelly homos
Go Kings
so wait, are the Ducks bigger rivals to the Kings than the Sharks are?
How do Cali rivalries work in sports? I always assume that Anaheim has a bigger rivalry with LA since they're next to each other
>>66833213
It's usually north vs south (Dodgers-Giants, Chargers-Raiders, Angels-A's, Galaxy-Quakes) but Kings-Ducks is the bigger hockey rivalry
why was this so much more fun last year?
>>66833213
The whole beat LA thing started with the Giants-Dodgers.
Sharks play LA or Anaheim more than LA plays Anaheim.
Then there's the whole North-South thing on top of it. So the Ducks aren't the Kings biggest rivals. Right now Chicago is a bigger one.
>>66833248
Because you got to greentext spam kongs
>>66833213
nah Sharks Vs Kings rivalry is the biggest of them all
>>66833262
"Beat LA" started in Boston, other cities lazily stole it
>>66833262
>Kings/Hawks rivalry is a thing
Hawks fans certainly don't want to accept that
Wingled
Based Colonel wrecking shit
leave winguls alone
>>66833272
Fuck you it is
>>66831859
Post Op tranny
fuckin hell
oh boy i can finally use shark images in the post-season
If Kopi doesn't get called for that non-call interference, do the Sharks score in the 1st?
Feels good man
>>66833433
Holy shit how have I never seen this?!
>xeattle
Holy shit, is there a more of a cuck captain than Joe Thornton?
Literally gave up his captaincy, yet still an assistant captain.
Hopefully Kongs sweep them because Thornton would disgrace the cup by being such a cuck to raise it.
>>66833437
Probably not, but you can't undo refpuck unfortunately.
>>66833445
>Shorks and Wongs SCF
Fucking hipster picks, m8
>>66833133
They were showing the warriors game on the scoreboard after the quakes won last night
>>66833459
didn't pay enough attention to the NFL threads i suppose
>>66833433
Friendly reminder
>>66833445
>Shorks not choking against both kind and ducks
>Wongs making it past both tampa, Florida, and ECF
Wew
>>66833491
Also
>>66832948
went to Vietnam couple months ago.
they have these outside their restaurants where ppl smoke up and drink tea after they finish their meals.
Message from Bob hype
>>66833518
Bet that wasn't the only pipe you put in your mouth in Thailand
Will Cali finally legalize weed this election?
>>66833498
now tell me how many of those "elite american" teams didn't have at least two of the following three:
>a canadian coach
>a canadian captain
>a canadian starting goalie
go ahead i'll wait
>>66833551
Probably not
>get all the shitty parts from liberals
>none of the cool stuff
>>66833550
Oops Vietnam
>>66833213
Ducks and kings is the biggest nastiest rivalry in cali, shorks are like the little brother team that isn't a threat but you still have some fun games with him.
>>66833559
Brown and Quick are good ol American boys.
>>66833559
Implying it matters because them leaving your shitty country to win mine championships is the biggest form of sports cuckoldry there is.
>>66833559
Kongs
American captain, American starting goalie
>>66833570
was also in Thailand. grabbed lady boy boobs.
woke up in deep regret the following morning.
>>66833600
Thailand, nam.
You a sailor?
>>66833595
>canadian defense
>canadian talent
>european superstar
Damn those new Vipers are sexy
>>66833600
If you were going to feel regret anyway, you could have at least had him suck your dick
>>66833559
Good times
>>66833559
>canadian goaltending
>good
you have... price?
>>66833618
>moving goalposts
Canacucks...
>>66833620
i love metalllica
>>66833445
I'd be happy if the Caps could just make it that far.
Plz dont choke, plz dont choke...
>>66833645
Fuck Norcal for not having them do the Superb Owl
>fucking coldplay
>>66833682
>how quickly forget melissa ethridge at the stadium sharks/kings game
>>66833618
Here's Canada for you,
>be at the mercy of other nations when it comes to having a decent amount of fruits and vegetables in your country because your country is so desolate that it can barely grow any for itself
Enjoy your $8 Broccoli faggot
>>66833682
that was sarcasm
they're pretty shit
better than coldplay i guess
>>66833624
nah senpi.
i just wanted to pose for a picture and grab a fake breast for the first time.
>>66833705
Lel
>>66833705
surprised an american could name a vegetable tbH
Friendly reminder that the best hockey player in the world right now is an American
T. Patrick kane
Tell me why the Kings wont sweep the Sharks?
Is
>Canadian hockey
the best meme to come out of this season?
>>66833731
It's sad because they actually think their country is going to exist in 50 years without massive ramifications of having barely any arable land for them to grow their own food.
Shoulda just annex them desu
>>66833765
not all beaners are janitors
>>66833765
Bettman won't allow it
>>66833757
Some of us actually grow shit, snow nigger
I've got Kale, Broccoli, Jalapenos, Tomatoes, Cilantro, Green Onion and Cucumbers on my apartment balcony. I can grow shit year round.
>>66833793
Top kek
>>66833777
they can just raise taxes and bring in more immigrants. if they all bring a piece of fruit and a vegetable from their homeland it will all even out
My dad sees Sharks come into the Costco he works at in San Jose pretty often. Hes too beta/respectful to talk to them about hockey though. He doesn't want to bug them :/
polak sucks
>>66833820
which costco?
>>66833820
I met Burns at a bar in downtown disney during the offseason, cool guy
Holy shit the Kings use the Lakers 3 noise for a power play?
What the fuck?
>>66833757
California is the biggest produce grower for its size in the world you uneducated moosefucker
>>66833847
Almaden
>>66833757
I'm surprised myself, because I'll be capable of affording said vegetables (whose names I "apparently" don't even know) while you'll know exactly all the names, it'll suck telling your kids (assuming you reproduce) that you can't afford them that Brocolli because "'Murica bringin us down"
How's LE WEED MAN doing for your economy, sucks to have practically zero gold in your reserves doesn't it? Once the next major recession hits you'll see exactly what I'm saying
>>66833793
Greatest burn of the night
>>66833820
>mfw a bagger literally wears a bag over his head in front of his favorite team
>>66833820
What a cuck
I want LA to lose but I want Vinny to fail. What do senpai
Do people in San Jose go to San Francisco often or is it too far?
>>66833872
you sound pretty insecure kek
>>66833857
>americans calling anyone uneducated
>>66833798
>apartment
>>66833900
those seem to go hand in hand, senpai
>>66833911
>Canadian Real Estate
>>66833900
Reread your message before you post?
>>66833900
Which is worthy of more keks the failure of an individual or a whole team?
>Spoiler* it's the king losing
Where will you be when the Sharks sweep the Kings in 6?
>>66833911
>911
>assblasting americans
nice
>>66833909
Too far. The BART (local train system) is expanding to reach San Jose, but currently the only reason to go is for concerts/large events that don't come to San Jose. Or jints games.
>>66833857
>>66833911
Also supplies Can'tada with 80% of it's produce
>mfw
>>66833911
>Most innovative nation in the world
>people literally come here to escape their shitty schools
>we only have shitty highschool because niggers have to go to
