MIN:Zach Parise may need season-ending surgery
PIT:Marc-Andre Fleury hopeful to play Saturday
PIT:Evgeni Malkin thinks he'll play in Round 1
PIT:Evgeni Malkin is making positive progress
DAL:Seguin out for Game 1, set to play Saturday
BOS:Claude Julien will coach the Bruins next year
NYR:Rangers bring up G Magnus Hellberg
STL:Brian Elliot shuts out Chicago in Game 1
STL:David Backes plays hero in Game 1 OT win
TB:Nikita Kucherov nets two goals in TB victory
PIT:Jeff Zatkoff excels in Pens' Game 1 victory
NYR:Derek Stepan posts both NYR goals in 5-2 loss
nhl.com
theahl.com
hocgeneral.com
http://www.change.org/p/bring-back-smuk-anok
first for kangs
![1064px-Logo_New_York_Islanders.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uq1eUsO.png "1064px-Logo_New_York_Islanders.svg[1].png")
thoughts?
5th for memes
4th for BINLAND
>rags
Tree nill
>>66826166
this thread was made early
>panthers playing soon
Rangers taking the cup Check Em
>Wild win today
>all of a sudden everyone changes their tune
>post yfw stars AND caps both get memed on tonight
So we either see caps get humiliated or simmonds chimp out
gonna be a good night
doobs confirm Wings take at least one game
>>66826241
>rags takin it up the ass. Check em
>>66826250
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With all these "dubs" and "check 'em"s flying around, I'm surprised the mods/jannies don't prune these threads more often.
>>66826316
why are finnish people so ugly
>>66826337
>implying /hoc/ would get pruned
they do it for free
but not stupidly
>>66826316
Can someone translate this moonspeak?
>>66826203
Could be their breakout year, or could be the year they realize they need to rebuild.
dubs and barkov scores a hatrick
>>66826337
they only prune pictures of kippers and lonley >rags posts. its one of the reasons any >rags post absolutely must be responded to with another >rags
>>66826399
nice gretzky dubs
>>66826337
Hot pockets probably isn't awake yet. I just finished a three day ban for saying I don't have a leddit account and never will have one.
>>66826247
>finnish goaltending
Only morons think Dallas will have an easy first round.
>>66826410
>rags
>>66826345
EAT MORE GREASE FATBOY
>>66826399
>>66826385
They probably need a better middle-6, but rebuild? Isles are young man.
>>66826427
>rags
>a
>g
>sgar
>>66826425
every >rags posted deserves a return >rags
>rags
>>66826399
GRETZKY DUBS CONFIRM BARKOV FOR CONN SMYTHE
>>66826147
>not lucky 7's
>not the aces
>not the royal (royal flush)
>not the jackpots
i swear if they don't have a craps table pop up on the jumbo tron whenever they go on the PK i'll be upset
also these pads
>rags
>>66826493
THE ONLY GOD I NEED
IS THE ACE OF SPADES
THE ACE OF SPADES
>>66826493
Holy shit those pads are fucking based
What sounds will we not hear in this year's playoffs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfZ1rX7r5Q8
/r/ing rags elimination day
>>66826518
>rags
>>66826450
Tavares is at that age where he should be leading his team past the first rnd. But they will give the current group another shot, for at least two seasons. They need to test out their young prospects to see if it helps. But I personally don't have faith in Tavares as a top line center, not unless he has a great 2nd line center that can shelter some of his minutes. Their current team doesn't have that center.
>>66826569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idzh6mKbUAE
>>66826520
IHAN VITUN AWESOME AJAA AUTOO JA KUUNNELLA MOTÖRHEADII TÄYSII
>>66826574
Is there a playoff team with a worse top 6 than the >rags?
the mild don't count, their star is ded
>>66826574
BINLAN :DDDDDDDD
fug I forgot to save all the new inconsolable memes from the best pokecheck of the pens game
>>66826608
That may be the only song of theirs that I've heard, but it's fucking gr8 m8. I really do need to get more of their music, but that's a topic for another board.
>>66826598
Tavares is fine, they just don't give him much in the way of wingers. As for other centers they have Nielsen to take defensive assignments, and Barzal waiting in the wings. Strome too, but their coach is retarded and plays him on the wing for some reason. Coach is the biggest problem imo.
>>66826674
>rags
>>66826624
>>66826611
>HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING
>rags
>>66826685
Overkill is great, and their debut which i think is underrated, it's not as heavy and you can feel the blues roots
>>66826732
Cool, I'll check those out. Thanks!
Who /pens v kitties/ for max meme in the east final
>>66826801
do you actually talk like that
>>66826835
Probably sound like a yinzer unfortunately
>rags
>>66826852
nobody even says yinz anymore you faggot
>>66826835
it must be so awful to be a legitimate rangers fan on /hoc/
I understand why kings and hawks are hated, they're good
but the rags are awful and you cannot EVER post anything positive about them without getting hit with a >rags
>>66826873
>rags
>>66826616
how about the new york "look how great our 4th line is" islanders?
>>66826870
I do sometimes unironically and it makes me sad
Leaving lunch today with friends
>yinz ready to leave
>>66826873
>rags
>>66826891
nielsen - tavares - okposo is better than anything the >rags can roll in their top-6
>>66826873
the annoying faggot that /int/posts against all the canadians came out as a rags fan yesterday. thats what it does to them.
>>66826906
no you don't you force yourself to. nobody says it anymore
>>66826873
>rags
>>66826337
/hoc/ is self-containment, other /sp/urdos don't venture here.
>>66826597
>rags
>>66826166
nobody has asked the burning questions yet:
how would Phil Kessel celebrate the cup, should he win it? What would his first statement be?
>your face when the Dallas Stars Hockey Club located in Dallas, Texas, wins the NHL Championship Stanley Cup in the Stanley Cup Finals
>>66826925
>2016
>not believing in keynesian
>rags
Running low on time, but I think I'll have this for puck drop.
What are you eating?
>>66826925
that is a lot of autism for one .png. i can't imagine having to live life as a rags fan
>>66826981
FUCKING FROGPOSTERS FUCK OFF DALLAS SHIT
>>66826969
>6969
>>66826986
>dominos]
order from your local fucking pizza joint
>>66826986
>pepperoni and mushroom
>not pepperoni, pineapple and hotsauce
>>66826986
I got a little caesers hot n ready and some crazy bread
>>66826714
This post is good every time I see it
>>66826969
He'd probably find a way to work ">rags" into it
>>66827008
>pepperoni with pineapple
>>66826986
is that 11.99 in canada bucks or real money?
>>66826986
gonna get a donair desu, can't go wrong
>>66827033
>rags
>>66827027
spice with a little sweetness famalam
>>66826983
Can the Blues do it? Can the Blues save us from the Blackhawks bandwagon?
>>66826967
>rags
>all these pizza eaters
fucking degenerates
>>66827008
>pineapple
>>66826967
>Chris chan tries biking.gif
>>66827062
>the weak blue performance with duncan missing
>win on a fluke goal
unless elliott can stand on his head every single game, hawks will steal an away and advance
Jesus fuck you niggers are autistic af. Let's how about talk about teams that are ACTUALLY PLAYING tonight. Stop parrotin g eachother no one thinks its funny
flyers will win
capitals will goon it up
I wanted to get the full brooklyn experience so I wen't out and got myself some authentic brooklyn jewish food. pic related
>rags
So how big will the outrage be when the craps lose this series?
>>66827095
ok then, how badly is Washington gonna kill the Flyers?
Will the dirty hippy liberals in california even watch the playoffs today with the democratic debate on during the same time?
>>66827095
>rags
>>66827112
As long as holtby goes and roughs up mason right off the bat the caps will be fine
>tfw hate too much sauce
Am I the only one? Everyone talks about how they love sauce on their pizza. I like minimal sauce pretty much. Shit like Pizza Hut is disgusting because o fthis
>>66827190
>implying emery won't jump in from the crowd and give holtby another ass beating
>>66827143
sup rebbit?
>>66827194
>he doesn't shake off extra sauce to use as dipping material for the crust
>>66827204
>ass beating
>not ape assault
>>66827204
highlight of both their careers desu
>>66827143
Those dirty hippie liberals are probably more technologically literate than you, so they'll probably TiVo or otherwise record the debate while cheering their teams on.
>>66827228
>stay mad white boy
>>66827143
I doubt they would watch anyway since mexicans are too poor for tv
>>66827255
>tech litererate
>uses tivo
LMAO
>>66827259
Isn't that that beer league scrub that just got waived?
>>66827255
>stinky smelly beaners
>able to affording TiVo
nice try pedro, you steal that from one of the houses you mow the lawn of?
go finland
The first week of the first round is the best time of the year for hockey. The prospect of watching tonight's games was the only thing that got me through today.
>>66827308
>implying emery didn't single handedly end the caps post season before it even started with a couple dozen 4 knuckle hellos to holtbys head
>>66827320
go BARKOV
>>66827352
>he's a great goalie because he won a fight against a guy who wasn't fighting back
we're dealing with advanced autism here, guys, be careful
>>66827352
>November
>>66827022
more like
>Yeah it's nice.
or
>I 'm going to [town where he's from]
What will he do when the cup goes to him?
>I 'll put it in the fridge so I can see it every time I 'm hungry
>rubenstein
>stein
http://www.sbnation.com/2013/10/8/4818062/three-reasons-why-blackhawks-repeat-as-stanley-cup-champs
>>66827358
more like baldkov lmao
>>66827358
islanders are gonna BTFO barkov so hard he'll be deported
>>66827320
ful land
>>66827380
talk shit, get hit
holtby and the rest of you little whtie bois better learn your place
>>66827416
why are you reading sjwnation to being with?
>>66827416
>2013
>>66827451
literacy is optional in chiraq
>>66826250
>yfw lundpads is a scratch for game 2 and the >rags blame their loss on not having their starting goalie when penguins are using their third stringer
>rags
Rangers are doing alright, they should have won that game last night desu.
>kuznetmeme actually wants a game seven
topkek this delusional ruskie thinks it'll be "fun"
>>66827492
hello would you care to comment
>>66827492
hello would you care to comment
>>66827467
>rags
>>66827492
>rags
>>66827506
didn't the series with the >rags go to game 7 last season?
went so well then
LETS GO FLYERS
E
T
S
G
O
F
L
Y
E
R
S
>>66827531
yup than ovi guaranteed a win kek
>>66827538
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>66827508
>acknowledging tripfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HMPQi3W1vk
Flyers vs Capitals stream
how many flyers will based Wilson injure tonight?
>>66827492
>rags
>>66827492
>they should have won
>should have
The team that won is the team that should have won. Welcome to sports, faggot
>rags
>flyers
>ELITE
Pick one, ReddiTURDS
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44igg8
another Flyers Caps stream if NHL jews take it down
>>66826873
You're delusional if you try to say the Rangers aren't good.
The >Rags meme started because they continue to beat teams in the playoffs they are "supposed to lose to" and have been going on long runs coming back in series and winning games 7s every season recently.
The >Rags meme is PURE jealousy and nothing more. Every time I see one I picture pic related on the other end and laugh.
Let me get a >Rags reply if you agree with me
Dat CBC intro was pretty good.
>>66827004
Local one has worse ingredients and higher prices.
>>66827014
How do you feel about the wongs? Like a Tampa fan shouldn't order Little Caesars, but they would eat Publix anyways.
>>66827033
Canadian dollar is no longer legal currency in Canada anymore.
Ovi will not score in this game
>>66827579
>if
>>66827579
don't fucking post that you retard
>>66827579
Shame dm doesn't do 60fps
>>66827604
who cares, I stole it from reddit
>>66827595
when are they fully switching over to bitcoin?
>>66827352
I love how filthadelphia fans always conveniently forget that the flyers lost that game 0-7.
>>66827592
>Rags
>>66827576
>debbies
>playoffs
>>66827604
its the top on reddit, this won't do anything
>>66827579
>>66827553
>tfw i get 3$ for each stream i report
>tfw you guys just bought me a burger :^) thanks keep postin
>that one autist trying to force the capital R >rags meme
I won't even give him a (You)
>>66827645
You're obviously butthurt if you had to make a post about it
Yo guys, I might just have gotten a job in this country now.
Flag is a bit boring though.
Caps-flyers thread where?
>>66827622
>implying the score of the game matters
>>66827592
I'm glad you're here to reclaim the spot of the most delusional fanbase, those pongs fags have been weak
>rags
>>66827644
It's okay, I'm just streaming it for fun anyway and only 3 people are watching despite the fact it's probably better than the garbage on reddit.
just end it now phili
i cant handle the expectation
MAKE A GAME THREAD U AUTISTIC TURBONIGGERS
Predictions for the Caps game?
5-1 Caps
>>66827690
4-2 Flyers
>>66827675
some high quality stuff there senpai. how you doin it?
>>66827690
5-1 caps in injured players
>>66827690
4-3 (OT) Flyers
>>66827690
4-0 Caps, just like the series
all of these army vets being honored tonight. Boy, we're really rubbing it in cancucks faces, eh guys?
>>66827690
Under/over on the amount of injuries by the end of the series?
>>66827553
>these army carnival ceremonies
disturbing desu
Is everyone ITT a fan of specific teams or do most posters just come here for memes?
>>66827687
Be my guest
Classy move Craps with the moment of silence for Ed
RIP ED
>>66827690
4-3 Flyers in double OT
>>66827696
>>66827720
Nice anthem DC.
Cheating since you have all the honor guard stuff there, though
>>66827722
meme bracket
CAPS FLYERS
>>66827724
FLYERS AT CAPITALS
>>66827750
>>66827750
>>66827750
>>66827668
>AY YO HOL' UP [SMAK LIPS] U SAYIN' WE GETTIN BLOWN OUT?
>BETTAH BEAT UP THIS WHITE BOI
>Philadelphia fans are still acting like this is a thing to be proud of.
>>66827731
I'm a fan of whatever team I'm betting on
>>66827717
>>66827731
I'd say you get a mix of both types.
>>66827690
These dubs say caps win 6-1
>>66827760
>>66827762
kek
PLEASE REPLY TO THIS POST WITH >rags
>open your playoff series by cucking yourself to the other teams dead owner
laughable. i called washington 2nd round exit, but they clearly are first round exit.
>>66827726
Not really. Plenty of American soldier die defending Canada.
Rangers sweep in 6
>>66827781
>Rags
>>66827775
What about people of post >rags? Are they fans of specific teams? Where and when did this meme originate?
>>66826611
to think this was a year ago
time flies...
>>66827812
>>66827624
>>66827592
What the fuck does >Rags mean?
its >rags you fucking retatards
>>66827731
The Rangers are my favourite team but >rags posting is pretty fun
>>66827825
roughly sometime around 1930
>>66827825
Dunno, I guess some may be fans of other teams, but some probably do it just to shitpost. As to the meme's origin, got no clue.
>>66827799
DOUBLE DUBS OF TRUTH
>>66827856
I actually started this meme, also a Rangers fan
>>66827856
>favourite
>u
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66827873
shut the fuck up reddit
>>66827885
Whatever, plebeian.
>>66827885
You seem upset
>>66827873
>>66827825
>>66827864
It actually started in 2014
The term rags was always used in /hoc/ but then it became the biggest meme when the kings beat the rags in the finals
In celebration we all spammed >rags and everyone loved it, Its how I became a kings fan
>>66827885
dude shut the fuck up. stop being a faggot. we need to just admit that we all have reddit accounts already. being a redditor is nothing to be ashamed of and honestly we're on the same side. reddit and /sp/ are allies now to fight against the right-wing /pol/ cancer on this board
Is it >Rags or >rags?
Im confused
Would /hoc/ rather have two franchise centers or two franchise D?
>>66827799
>rags
>>66827967
>reddit and /sp/ are allies now
no
>>66828003
>that blonde Kings chick on the right, dancing and flipping off the differently-attired dude just off-camera
kek
>>66828003
Centers tbqh.
Penguins > Predators
>>66827850
Who the fuck are you the meme police?
>>66828054
its some faggot copypasta from /tv/ just ignore the fat virgins
>>66828091
>rags
Stay mad you rags fuck your team is trash
>>66827967
>mad at /pol/
>rags
>>66826873
>rags
>>66828003
>tfw you will never get to kiss her ass
>>66828066
What is a url thingy, I have never gone on reddit. Do I have to satanically ritualize for some >rags posts
>>66827850
>>66827322
>rags
>>66828201
HAHA nice
Got a new meme going
Will >Rags posting be the new >rags posting?
Soon.
>>66828312
Swept
>>66828312
that's not the picture I'd use
>>66828201
>rags
>>66828003
why are king slags so degenerate?
>all these penalties
THE FIX IS IN
ANOTHER CINDERELLA RUN INCOMING
PHILTHY FANS CONFIRMED FOR SUCKING OFF UNCLE GARY
>>66828363
>Rags
>rags
>>66828369
>tfw no trashy cum dumpster gf to bust deep loads in
Can i get a >rags lads?
>>66828437
>>66828450
every rags post deserves a ragsponse
>rags
>>66828459
>rags
keep the meme pure lads
>>66828427
>national "ovechkin is an arrogant russian" hockey league
>>66828456
fuck off pedophile
>>66828487
>>66828472
>>66828450
>>66828437
Is this the best meme ever created?
No matter what kind of day I had i can always come here to post >rags and it makes me feel better.
>>66828535
People hating on the Rangers is actually what killed /hoc/ and made everyone leave.
>>66828554
>rags
>>66828554
not really, posting >rags is the glue that holds this place together
>>66828554
>rags
>>66828554
t. Shalom Goldbergstein
>>66828353
We got this. Cappy made some decent moves. Hamonic back, Pulock over Strait/Zid, Quine over Prince. It's the best we can do with Lee out.
>Stamclot
>le rags xDDDD
Jesus you losers need a life watch the fucking game you cucks
>>66828623
>rags
