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le hattrick man edition
late nights, large bets sub-edition
Old thread: >>66685459
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
Reminder that horse racing is cruel and should be banned.
Euan building fake hype sub sub-edition
>>66695898
Life is cruel m8. Would you ban it?
/bet/ very quiet right now, the lads must of already lost their roll early.
>>66695920
>Not having a rest before the late night larges
>>66695920
not too much worth betting left, might aswell get shitfaced
>>66695920
medium Pachuca U21 -0.5 pixel punt
>>66695984
Why did they give you all those free bets
Barca is tempting, what are we saying?
>>66695984
Why did they give you all those free bets
>>66696012
hahahaaha (you)
>>66696017
>>66696101
had a promo - place a bet (i did £10) and you get treble odds in free bets.
Arsenal pmsl
>>66696155
>football matches last 42:32
>>66696101
luis enrique will BTFO to prove a point
>>66696243
Bookies clueless
ON HUGE
>>66696243
What does this mean?
Why do bookies always price Leicester above evens? On -1 absolutely huge not even exaggerating
>>66696379
Because that is the correct price.
>>66696243
talking big sense pal
>>66696379
How much have you won betting on Lestah this season bloke?
>tfw use different gimmicks so that I'm not easily identifiable
pmsl u lttl rat slug bird worm tears tez
>>66696466
What's with /bet/'s bsession with animals?
>>66696480
>He bet on Jason Day
>>66696480
LeBron James already blacked her m8
>>66696514
Sub-human
>>66696414
Maybe a hundred or so, always on SW large and then -1 medium, so got refunds mostly but surely Sunderland tomorrow will be 2+?
>>66696539
keked
Anyone have that webm?
>>66696551
Its gonna be 1 goal margin
>>66696551
ends 1-0 Leicester, Vardy scores only goal
>>66696551
Sunderland being playing v well recently and not getting the results, on +1 for a small bet
>>66696551
>>66696665
>>66696715
>doubting Bog Sim
>you will never be this cheeky
>>66696816
*muggy
>>66696816
>look at all this random bets I've collected in a spreadsheet proving my shrewdness
please have sex you seething worm
>Euan can't even host his own thread
SHOOK
H
O
O
K
Euan, where are you laddy?
>>66696851
>not betting on barca
bet on barca LARGE
>>66695915
you have a choice as to whether you participate in life. horses don't have a similar choice with regard to that 'sport'.
>>66697202
They chose to be horses
Roll Ajax after ht
>tfw your muggy acca wins
All on AJ then
>20 seconds in
>Barca still haven't scored
BARCELONA
A
R
FC
E
L
O
N
A
>>66697382
>Barca without the rat king
1111111111111111111111
PMSL
BARCA
Reback when?
Rebacking HUGE
>Juve @2.1
Waiting 20 minutes incase milan get an early one but I'm BR
>anoeta
HOW DO THEY DO IT?????
HOW????????
Huracan DC @1.74
ALL IN ON BARCA
>>66697653
One.
>>66697826
me gusta
>>66697826
now in admin also
>According to @2010MisterChip, Barcelona haven't won at Anoeta after conceding first since 1930.
ENRIQUE WILL BREAK THE CURSE
REBACK LARGE
>>66697826
ON YUUUGE
>>66697826
>1.57
Euan better have some insane values ready for him to leave unlike this
Got Casablanca SW @ 1.8 surreal
PGA MOVES LINES
>>66697957
bwin 1.72
>>66697957
AWWWWWWWWWW SNOOZE U LOSE
Just heard Big_Al special staked Casablanca
>>66698002 I saw it @1.8 but didn't want on, i was posting the current odds you lemon
>>66698083
Very strange thing to do
>>66698118
it's strange to follow someone who has lost millions
>>66697826
MADMAN
>>66698146
Stranger to not follow someone who has made millions
b-b-barca hello?
>>66698181
>Make millions when bookies are still learning
>Lose it when they catch up
He's clearly a mug who gets info from his subs
Why do people avoid betting in the Israeli league? Good value in there
Mackers has had me here lads.
>>66698215
Why do people avoid being associated with me? I'm a good guy.
>>66698146
? Mackers admin tips are well worth following.
>It's a Mackers watches 15 minutes of a match and forces a bet
>>66698266
I'm sure you are
>>66698340
>It's a Mackers judges the opening exchanges of a match well and finds a good bet
Would be throwing the kitchen taps on Flyers ML vs Pittsburgh
111111111111111111111111111111111
MACKERS
MACKERS YES
M A C D A D D Y
MAZZA
>>66698511
I dont trust you like that
How does Mackoon do it?!
HUP SUMS AND SUMS
>>66697653
Three.
Why shouldn't I get on Real Sociedad 2.35?
>>66698682
Skipped a number m8
>>66697470
Suarez not playing? At the dentist or summat?
>>66698803
Resting their best player
>5 first half goals
>1 minute of stoppage time
Ok
>>66698763
Ya was in the loo when they got the second
>>66698708
+0.5 at 2.3? Anyone watched the first half?
who rebacking Casablanca here?
>>66698932
You don't need to watch.
Barca dominate and get caught out cause their defenders can't defend.
Happens every single time.
>>66699019
I went large on a Barca win, it's not often you get Barca to win at 3.2
started with 200€ ,just got to over 700€
thank you /bet/
>inb4 nice blog
>inb4 pixel punter
A night of USL, OFC, and other generally comfy streamed football begins now.
MUGS OUT
>>66698932
Real were great on the counter attack, almost scored twice, once offside.
Barcelona looking strong enough to equalise at least though so and still have some gamechangers on the bench. Not to mention the favouritism given to them by la liga officials.
>>66699058
Grats I've lost $500 this year and I've just emptied my bank account. Right now I've got my fingers crossed Barca can come back so I can win a few dollars.
>>66699080
>USL
PMSL
>>66699058
Gratz bro
>>66699080
Oh fuck yes, EUAN, EUAN, EUAN, EUAN
Lets get comfy lad, grab a cup of tea and we are up till 5am lad.
>>66699080
Kneepads on, lips moisturised, ready for vacuum action!
>>66699099
You the guy from the other day?
>>66699058
Nice blog you pixel punting lttl rat faced slug.
>>66699080
smashing the expresso right now
>>66698511
They have to win today, yeah? Or are they out of the playoffs anyway?
MESSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>66699088
Same anon, what people feeling for Joshua vs. Martin
Thinking a fourth round exit for either Joshua or Martin, leaning on Joshua just cause i like him but feel that his show against Dillian wasn't as impressive as i thought
muh model
>>66699019
>>66699088
>>66699257
Would have to be a fool to write of a barca draw or win.
If real win then it's a great result and fair play to anyone who jumps on, but barca will probably score at least 1 goal
Barca clearly dominating
>Today's military family is...
What's for dinner lads
>>66699470
Fucking gross, that entire thing is so burnt. It's completely charred black.
need 2222222222222
stream for mackers game?
>>66699574
http://www.arabe-media.com/arriyadia_en_direct.php
>>66696480
Looks like my pep talk could be helping his performance
>>66699529
Nah mang, that's the marinade or sauce doing that.
barcaaaaaa
g-g-g-guys are barca gonna score?
>>66699601
Need another
>>66699601
thanks man
>>66699601
Which one are Casablanca? Do they look like they'll get another one? Havent' been watching until now
>Barca
How shit are they really
Fucking Tefana could walk this team.
MAAAAAAAAAACKERS
need Barca now
mackers surreal.
MACKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
When this mackers bet come in my roll will finally be 4 figures.
Babby steps i know but whats a suitable UAC song for this milestone?
>>66699887
In for this, I've recently got to 4 meself
>>66699887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU
What did you start with mate?
ANOTHER GOAL AS I WAS TYPING OUT THE TIP
>>66699923
Not that guy but I deposited 200 quid on Thursday, and now I'm on 1250.
Made most of my bank from the Euan tip on Thursday, and then from the OFC game yesterday
Barcelona can't get past Sociedad's defense
dreadful desu
>>66699963
Why dont you type out pre-game, then hit Submit if you confirm its a bet. Noob.
>>66699963
what game lad?
>>66699985
If I knew it was a bet pregame I wouldnt need to wait, would I? Stupid cunt
>>66699972
You must be using horrific bankroll management, lucky you came at a time of WORLD bets.
>>66699887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFom7vRTyUg
>>66700035
So you have absolutely no info or idea about the game, then watching 5-10 mins of stream you are basing your entire bet on this?
Plus I thought you waited so people wouldnt pre-stake. Retard.
Any other score for the Huracan game on bovada @2.65. Game ends 4-2
>>66700035
Euan what have you got in mind for the OFC game tonight? I had a look meself, and the away team odds are definitely too long, + handicaps are a shout I think. There doesnt seem to be a massive gulf in quality between the two teams like some of the other OFC match ups
Can i get surgery to make me not so much a manlet?
>>66700187
yes but it'll probably cripple you
>>66695870
what is THE bet for the AJ fight? thinking under 5 rounds at 2.1 sounds nice
>>66700154
BEst just to watch desu. No amount of research will give you as much info as 10 min of watching a game
>>66700198
Possibly worth it desu
bacelona why :///
>>66700117
Wins.
>>66700373
>>66699923
I put a spare £100 in 365 from working over summer just to see how far it got.
Now I'm here and feeling fucking good desu
USL games on Betfair now, Euan makes things HAPPEN
>>66697626
HUP
>>66700449
He just tipped m8
Euan ROI tracking guy here, should I count tips on 188 as bets in Asia?
>Barca
>all these suspends
Euan has literally BAMBOOZLED the trader.
>>66700597
Yes. It is singbet odds.
boys its been a while desu
whats the new group name
>>66700760
We run a whole website now lid.
https://tipstertube.com/
>>66700832
fuckin hell nice one lad cheers
youse have come a long way since the days of trying to find uruguayan radio streams that give a one second head start against the bookies
>>66700994
:^)
EUAN, give us a shag
EUAN EUAN give us a shag
They told me I could become anything, so I became comfy
first time I'm on a tip from euan
counting on you m8
>>66701170
Are you the lose every bet German?
>>66701170
same here
ready to be comfy
>>66701221
no m8, haven't been down for weeks now
>>66701221
I have not one one bet in two years.
Unlucky T4TW
>>66701221
That guy HAS to trip up.
>>66701285
Been a bit longer since you dropped out of school pmsl
>>66701342
pmsl
>>66701285
Don't think I've wrote a corekt sentence in two years ether
Euan, wtb
>albania STILL not showing his face on here but slagging E(uac)n off on TT
pathetic
>>66701421
He got banned for his comments on the janitors janitoring ability
EUAN
EUAN EUAN
EUAN EUAN EUAN
EUAN SURREAL EUAN SO SHREWD
EUAN BABY ALWAYS GETS ME IN THE MOOD
EUANS BETS ARE ALWAYS WINNING
AND SO THIS SONG I WILL KEEP SINGING!!
2222222222uan
>the city of Euan
is one im proud to be a citizen of
>>66701539
B..but he's using a proxy.
eastconnect [ Comment removed by user ]
e u a n
EUAN >>>>> Albania
What's the name of Euans tube again?
EUAN'S JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF EUAN
EUAN'D BE LIKE HEAVEN TO TOUCH
I WANNA HOLD EUAN SO MUCH
AT LONG LAST LOVE HAS ARRIVED
AND I THANK GOD I'M ALIVE
EUAN'S JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF EUAN
DOO DO DOO DO DOO DO DO DO DO
DOO DO DOO DO DOO DO DO DO DO
DOO DO DOO DO DOO DO
WE
LOVE
YOU
EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAN
>>66701659
Euan@saviourofbet
>>66701659
https://tipstertube.com/profile/big_al
:( i know it was T4td or something similar
>>66701693
Great banter
>>66701736
eastconnect
>>66701736
>I know it was t4td or something similar
Maybe its his trip name, just a wild guess.
>>66701793
Thank you Sir, for some reason i thought he changed W to "Day".
>>66701793
Nibs.
UNDERS IN SUNDERLAND
LESTAH CAN ONLY WIN 1-0
>>66696816
Watch as exactly one of them ends in a draw
Alright guys im new to this shit. Here in Poortugal most online sites are banned.
I play small stakes in some shit called Placard, which has lower odds than literally all online sites. I just bet shit like 5/10€ max.
Do you guys make considerable profit from betting?
Lads, stream for the fight
>Albania's wife asking him why he's crying
>>66702341
You won't ever make profit from betting small. But, I will recommend betting small until you're consistently winning more than you're losing (keep track of your coupons).
You will probably lose a little more than you win at first, just try to learn to look at statistics and injuries and such.
When you're comfortable, confident and capable, bet bigger.
>>66702412
tears
>>66702458
I know that I won't make much money from betting like this, but I don't have much money to spend on bets so I gamble only for fun (hopefully won't get addicted or something).
I use sites like soccerway and flashscore to compare results and standings and shit.
24 blokes wandering round Berlin singing Kevin Doyle Is Fucking Magic. It's 24 because I'm too old for it. Dropped my shoulder. No interest.
>>66702528
If you don't have much to spend on bets, then maybe you shouldn't be betting at all to be honest. Remember that betting is a luxury.
Actually, that's fucking gay, just keep betting if you think it's fun.
Having a beer in hotel bar by myself. Bloke next to me wants to chat. Turns out he's a Leicester fan. What are the chances?
>>66702554
>>66702885
Thanks Nick
>>66702885
5000/1
>>66702554
>>66702885
Why is he such a miserable cunt?
>hurrensohn
>>66703022
>>66703075
>fuck off
>tfw flavour calls
Tfw fuck bet
>Euan, got a tip for us in a bit?
>Need to get comfy.
After the Switchbacks win, Euan has a 6.56% ROI on TT tips in Asia with 6.04 units profit from a total of 92 units staked.
>>66703268
Count bet number and win % too plz.
what is going on in this thread
Large staking CSD Comunicaciones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sGvXfMht18 [Embed].
>>66703565
Why?
>>66703981
Full strength team for Comunicaciones here that has 9 full internationals in its starting lineup (8 X Guat intys, 1 X Panama Inty), they also have Robles who is a Guat U20 international and Argentinian striker Lopez (37/20). It really is a team full of quality who are starting to perform close to their full potential.
Malacateco are missing Estrada (23/0), Aroche 24/8), Matul (14/0) & Valenzuela (15/8) and are battling relegation over the course of the full season. Their away form is diabolical and they haven't picked up a win away for over 60 league games.
>>66704433
is this your own write up?
>>66704433
what line did you get?
DOMINOS
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S
>>66704433
nice insight fella, cheers
>>66704433
-1 On large/medium from 1-p0
Wonder what %age of fans attending USL games have reddit accounts
PMSL
>>66704433
absolute shrewdie
>>66704671
pmsl
>>66704671
Oh dear oh dear
>>66704671
MADPEOPLE
>>66704671
I just want to know how he convinced his wife, "So yeah you know that reclusive albino I get gambling tips from, can we name our kid after him?"
>>66704715
also on Deportivo Tachira -0.75
E U A N
E U A N
E U A N
E U A N
U A N
A N
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>>66704671
'Mackers' is such a fucking awful first name, at least call him McKeown and let Mackers be his nickname
>>66705110
Have you looked at his surname? Obviously he also has the nickname Mackers and this makes the baby 'Baby Mackers'.
Fucking hell.
>>66704671
obviously sean MCAReavey is just using his surname to nickname his kid. are you all retarded?
every one of McAreavey's family would be a 'mackers' - its his fucking name loike
most of you idiots are brits, so no excuse. ffs MCKeown is nicknamed Mackers also for the exact same reason.
>>66704671
>McKeown McAreavey
"Please stay away from me, I'm a massive danger"
>>66705148
Meant to reply to >>66705110
>>66705137
Feel silly for only realising this now
>his "average" stake on TT isn't 5/10
any mandem on anything atm?
>>66705273
Waiting for Euan tbf
Mister can you help me
‘Cause it seems I’ve been lead astray
I keep searching for an answer for a way
Won’t you help me
>he's still king
>>66705442
It's still a month away and I'm already shaking
>>66703565
>this 2nd half rball
big reback
>>66705550
shaking
>>66704433
Is there a stream mate? Only got on from 1-0 and I'm shaking at the amounts I have on
