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woeful weekend edition
lump it all on West Ham sub-edition
Old thread: >>66674083
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who else /up/ this month?
I know you are out there value.
I will find you.
>tfw the league you thought was a gem proves to be lotto shite
Perth SC please
took out another mortgage and going to put it all on the grand national
>>66685498
making about 5€ profit several days in a row, just can't lose lads
also
>tfw you had a good nights sleep while other people lost millions on ofc matches
Who you got In the national lads
>>66685587
The last samur(a)i and Katenko
>>66685606
>The last samuri
Jumps almost TOO well.
>>66685587
Morning assembly
If your not putting ur life savings on The Last Samuri your an idiot.
literally FREE MONEY
>he doesnt have a pot on Martin via MD
BEARS
>>66685741
>putting your money on a Kim Bailey horse
there's a reason he won nothing for 16 years
>>66685587
cheeky £50 on goonyella to win
ballycasey each way
>>66679406
>mfw when i forgot i placed this bet and germany won by 48
>>66685587
I'm on Rule the World e/w and Hadrian's Approach e/w
>>66685498
>>66685557
Love Aussie football ;)
>woeful weekend edition
pmsl
>>66685587
Holywell
Sir des champs
Many clouds
stick some money on them lads
>>66686325
Just put money against newcastle jets each week, free money
>>66686436
they came back and won lad
I usually stay away from the A league unless it's a guaranteed o2.5
2. Bundesliga in 2 hours
Odds for Bochum dropped from ~1.6 to 1.44, no value there, but -1AH @ 1.825 seems alright. Their opponent FSV Frankfurt has the worst defence in the league and concedes at least 2 goals in their games. -1.25AH @2.1 or Bochum & O2.5 @ 2.05 seem good too albeit a little riskier.
The other game is Sandhausen vs Bielefeld, two teams that just can't get their shit together. Could easily see a draw here, I'll wait with any bets until we are in-play.
Nothing too good today im afraid.
>>66686478
1 1/2h now* Got distracted before submitting my post.
Reminder that if you're not pissing clear, you need to drink more water
>>66686644
Talking big sense pal
>2nd place team btfos 10th place team game 1
>start messing around game 2 because it has no impact on standings
>the city of me betting on a meaningless match
>>66685587
Goonyella and The Romford Pele are my darts for the day.
Bit of a gamble on Dell Arca in the last, went in at 10s, only 7s left now
HSC - HBS btts @ 2.1 tomorrow @ 14:00 CEST
Dropped from 2.5. HBS played 4-2 at home. Whole topklasse is a gold mine regarding btts and overs. Take a look at past results. HBS's best striker Tsjeerd Westerdijk also back from a suspension. Fair odd should be 1.7.
Anthony Joshua going for the 6th round knockout
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=anthony+joshua+sixth+round&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=ldEIV9j7C8ucsgHMkIiIDg
>You'll never have a £50 haircut
Based edg
On Many Clouds, The Romford Pele and Ballycasey lads
>>66686761
>The 2012 Olympic gold medalist says he will 'feed off' the crowd's energy at the 02 arena
So he's going to make rash decision because he is hyped up by Stormzy and tire himself out. Lump on Prince.
is tt getting too much traffic for their servers? haven't been able to use the site properly for days.
If you have 1-2e to spare, try this
Aston Vila-Bournhampton 1-x
Crystal Palace-Norwich x
Southampton-Newcastle gg
Checking the Melbourne -Brisbane game to check on my free overs money. Pitch is full of birds.
>Australia
>>66686985
wat
>>66686997
Holy shit!
>>66687038
What wat?
>Paul Moloney has been placed in the last seven Nationals.
BUYWISE
E/W
FREE MONEY
>>66686985
will follow up on that m80
had some good prediction before
>norwich @4.33
yes please
>>66687062
You are just pressuring me
Cant work like this
>>66687099
as always no worries m8
it's an le anonymous image board after all
>>66687124
Okay
>>66685498
can brisbane score already holy shit
>>66687132
really curious this time though
because I can't imagine that all three predictions on the premiere league can be right, but whatever
>>66687048
>Aston Vila-Bournhampton 1-x
>Crystal Palace-Norwich x
Is that AH/EH 1 for Villa and a draw in the other game? I don't understand your notation.
>>66687140
Pokey bum wanks for everyone when roar score
>>66687154
Yeah!
These are just my tips, try to mix them with some of yours or something
But dont blame me if you lose hehe
>>66687166
AV-BOU
First half "1"; Second half 'x'
>>66685459
What an utterly utterly dreadful OP and on Grand National day of all days, we really need just one designated thread maker
>>66687179
will do, thanks for the effort m8
>acronyms
super secret /bet/ing club.
In every single business I've consulted for, they all said: dont use fucking acronyms to customers, they wont know them even if they are in their own language, and they absolutely wont know them if they are foreign acronyms
FML PSML YFW AGH SYR PRO
meaningless
>>66687195
I made the last one bro, how did you like it?
Grand National when?
>>66687195
Where is Uni
>>66687209
Newsflash: We're not a fucking consultancy firm or trying to sell a product. Acronyms are a barrier to entry, like you said. Keep the muck like yourself out of the thread.
tears!
>>66687209
Yea, pretty much you can fuck off lid.
>>66687195
>muh special edition
fuck off you nonce
>>66687246
10th division norway tips pls
come on brisbane holy,shit
>>66687281
Just back Skedsmo every week lid. Mostue back, could have won league last year without him. He is UNREAL at this level. Left in 2013 to play for Elverum but they never played him for some reason, despite scoring just about every time he started. Scored 5 goals in 2 cup games upon returning pmsl
>>66687195
Last time I won anything on the national was 5 years ago.
Wont stop me spunking £100+ away again today though. I'm feeling Holywell E/W @ 16/1.
what a miss by Brisbane
>>66687240
5:15 BST
they're never going to score aren't they
fucking 5 misses already holy fuck
tears!
>>66687376
>1.15 SW
Tears.
German poster fraud
Reback Bochum?
absolutely sh-sh-SHAKING for NorwayFootball to post a tip
feel like a kid at christmas looking at the skedge
>>66687598
I'd give it some time
>>66687618
>skedge
>>66687618
Who?
>>66687618
Who? Where? Why don't I know about this?
how the fuck did the brisbane shitters 5-0 them barely a month ago when melbourne didnt even have injured players
>>66687652
>>66687670
only the shrewdest twitter account on the whole of the internet (assuming big_al doesnt have one pmsl)
>>66687618
>>66687652
>>66687670
https://twitter.com/NorwayFotball
there we go, bochum back on track
thanks for shitting the bed brisbane
>>66687618
>>66687761
>>66687770
You absolute wankers. You made me sad. I had forgotten about that.
>tfw NorwayFootball will never tweet again in your lifetime
>>66687870
pmsl hey "Winston Smith"
West Ham +1 is literally free money
sweet, sweet header goal by bochum
>>66688016
Explain.
S h a k i n g
o
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>there's a team called the Cougar Cockburns
Just had a punt on them for the name alone. Shrewd.
>>66687983
Hello "Mohammad".
state of this thread proves how Euan runs /bet/
mugs love to lick his arse when he's around pmsl
>>66687376
>Left in 2013 to play for Elverum but they never played him for some reason
Wow what a surprise Elverum fotball made a shitty decision. That club's a fucking disgrace to my hometown.
>>66687246
pmsl good to have you posting jenny x
FIXED HORSE RACE
17:15 Aintree
Shutthefrontdoor
State of this thread. Genuine gambling addicts sitting on Tipstertube all day and waiting for Euan to post. Embarrassing. Instead of shitposting in here whilst you wait to be spoonfed why don't you start researching and find your own edge. Euan isn't going to be around forever to mollycoddle.
Another potential for OFC Champions League is on next Tuesday - Lossi, the team we layed against last night are playing the runners up last year of the competition.
Just gotta hope the bookies misprice this again.
>>66688340
talking big sense pal
>>66688340
>implying i dont just wait for birds tips
Werder Bremen II are going to get big dog dicked today. Terrible team already, horrendous away record, but they've got 5 first teasers out with food poisoning also.
Large bet on Erzgebirge with smaller stakes -1, -2 and -3
>>66688016
Pmsl
OZIL AGS
UTTER TEARS IF YOU WERENT ON LOL
>>66688513
>He didn't have a special on FGS
tears
>>66687983
Holy shit, did I summon the Master back from the eternal void?
https://twitter.com/NorwayFotball/status/718765819514241024
>tfw want to follow the Grand National with /bet/ but don't want mugs talking about their shitty accumulators to ruin Match of the Day for me tonight
>>66688578
pmsl what are the chances
Hello Mr Market, today I'm going to whip your arse :)
>>66688671
>watching motd with no knowledge of the results
pmsl
>>66688493
They just a goal disallowed.
t. bet mafia
Reminder that TipsterNor is JWest
epl fix is in lads
>>66689004
I'm Harrison Worley and I can't speak Norwegian
holy crap lel
jheeeeze man like West Ham
WH unreal. Got on DNB at 11.
>>66689085
pmsl
>Arse
>>66688505
awwww tears!
>>66688493
reminder that this loses
TIPSTERNOR LARGE
>>66688493
they've hit the post twice already but can't fucking score....why do I follow anon tips?
TipsterNor lord. 4 bets posted
lotto hrose edition
Murrayana e/w
Yorkhill
Douvan
Thistlecrack
Band of Blood e/w
Just a Par e/w
damn, couldve been 5 goals for bochum by now. still lookin aight though
Kings Palace ew now
>>66689429
Literally have no idea what team is the "Large"
>>66689456
>he's not on the Shutthefrontdoor fix at 17:15 Aintree
>>66689458
yes!
>>66689483
Skedsmo m8
>>66689483
>how does twitter work
>>66689492
wouldn't put it past jp mcmanus and barry geraghty desu. Both of them are crooked.
BT here. KuPS -0.25 and Zhetysu +0.25 are smalls later on, both in Asia.
>>66689004
Pmsl I think he is
S k e d s m oooo
>>66689474
What race m8?
Bubblegum babbies absolutely overjoyed. Shame your £20 stake isnt going to go far on 1.25 PMSL.
>>66689552
literally got 3x special stake on it so I will make as much from it as I would a large
f-free money
>>66689515
Shutthefrontdoor was 25s yesterday its now 8-1 favorite LOL
>>66689474
>>66689492
just put a cheeky 2.5 on it lad.
>>66689551
Sigh, pulled up! Fucking hope hardly anyone followed that.
clear foul
>>66689456
lol boom first one in
>i didnt get on WH
WEST HAMMMMM
TEARS if you ignored OP
>>66689657
shit apology m80
>>66689159
Shaking for you liddo
>>66689779
It's my entire weekly allowance of 2 euros!
Reddit surreal tip with Motherwell. up mums
>>66688340
pmsl
Requesting /bet/ be formerly changed to /euan/
put 80 on west ham when they were 2-0 down. Fucking 36 odds. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ufkckckckckckckc
>>66689779
Ok Henny
>>66689900
Post slip
>>66689903
:)
Will I be UAC placing my entire roll on Nor's tips?
>>66689900
post slip
>>66689930
nyet
>>66689880
>betting against thumbhead fc in non European games
Reminder that betting on BTTS in Fulham vs Cardiff @ 1.8 is the type of thing a profitable person would do.
>>66690008
>implying Cardiff will concede
How much is everyone putting on Skedsmo?
First tipsternor bet.
>>66690048
probably nothing
not worth dangering my 365 for 1.25
>>66690048
0
at least on SW
>>66690048
nothing.
>prestaking
>>66690048
Managed £5k over my unibet skins. Traders much be shaking.
I went all-in on Arsenal when they were 2-0.
On Arsenal/draw
going to b UP SUMS
>>66690091
on SW?
>>66690078
Was not referring to prestaking.
>>66690067
Probably true.
Might go large myself on AH if it comes in play
>>66690117
oh, carry on then
>>66690091
Skins? Like in golf?
>>66689548
How much on?
>>66690099
UP INSANE
>>66690030
Fulham have probably the best strike force in the league but they also have the most inept defence.
I've won 7 out of 10 BTTS bets with Fulham in the last few months and its won the last 6 games in a row - just do it.
>>66690333
trips of arsenal sw
PMSL at the punters in here. Imagine how green Peter or Caan's books are off this whilst you mongs sweat your balls off £20 punts on vulnerable markets.
>>66690370
>the bookies can't see goals for and against
only on the 0-2 eh, better come in or i'll bring the noose
>>66688493
1-0 finally
Hit the bar 3 teams already ffs. How is that possible...
>>66690401
stopped caring about the odds, just riding the money train desu
>tfw should have waited until in-play with my tip
kinda embarrassing. also dropped a good pick for a losing one ; ;
>>66690393
>Professional gamblers are better at gambling
are you sure?
>>66690505
Traders make money regardless of outcome
HUGE respect for Andy Carroll.
Bagging hat-tricks @ 2pm
Running Grand Nationals at @ 5pm
>>66690560
nice blog
I'M FUCKING BROKE, MAN. I'M BROKE. FUUUCK ARSENAL.
>>66690606
why would you pick that game for a large bet?
>>66690621
THEY WERE 2-0 UP.
>>66690633
surely the odds were shit then?
>>66690606
worm
>>66690633
>he went all in on a 10% profit stake
Sweden NO!
Can someone explain the tipsterNorse hype to me? Why should I put any more stake on his word over Big Al's?
>>66690633
reback them at 10's now lad
/bet/ magic is coming
>>66690370
>Cairney injured
Imagine thinking a 20 year old yank can provide any kind of service
>>66690691
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rdCbGZSjC5WgC0U8cmukrkpROsdDXy46LEcK0y4Ysmw/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0
Hey TipsterNor why don't you try out TipsterTube?
>>66690723
what is the current he is recommending?
>>66690691
Who is Big al?
>>66690723
This is his first ever large? Gonna bankroll this game
SHAKING
ez $140 thx you based andy
>>66690763
He had some in April but didn't spreadsheet it for some reason
>>66690723
>spoonfeeding worms to mugs
JK, here you go bong:
https://twitter.com/NorwayFotball/
>>66687376
J West = NorwayFootball??
which league are Skedsmo in? do they have another name
>>66690956
norway 3rd div group 3
>>66690920
Nah but I am pretty sure they talk outside of /bet/. I think TipsterNor is Oil. As he obviously posts on 4chan and there was never any other shrewd Norwegian iirc.
>>66690956
Norway Division 3 Group 2.
>>66690956
Norwegian 3rd division, group 3.
going FAT on chelski
win 2nd half @ 3.10
Race to 2 goals @ 2.87
come at me wonga
How are your Masters bets going lads?
Hoping everyone else fucks up Els style and we get a Day, Scott, Stenson, Cabrera-Bello 1-2-3-4 tbqh
>>66691003
Oops. Group 3* was Group 2 last year.
>>66691003
>I think TipsterNor is Oil.
tasking big sense pal
>TipsterNor tip
Finally I can feed my 5 starving kids.
>>66691003
J West is Oil m8
>>66691103
We see right through your tricks oil
>>66691103
omg
>>66691103
>complimenting yourself
Wtb
>>66691103
pmsl
>>66691125
>>66691149
>>66691154
Trapani DC @ 1.82
>tfw no Nordic Bet account
which betting site should I sign up for?
>>66691233
I'll sell you mine.
>>66691238
All of them
>>66691241
How much m8?
>>66691233
Godawful site and markeds, great bonuses and bretty guud odds though.
>>66691241
If I send you PayPal - or bank transfer etc whatever is best for you - can you place my bet and send me back the winnings if there are any? I'll give you 5%.
Wonder how Euan feels seeing old trips come back, he clearly feels /bet/ is "his" now, but these guys are bigger personalities than him. It seems as if he begrudgingly takes a back seat.
Do you guys think watford are going to beat poverton?
>>66691284
Great post, noticing this too. /bet/ in an interesting state of flux right now with Euan proving his shrewdness but still unable to compete with the personality of the old guard.
>>66691284
Love it that Oil and J West are back tbqh; really feels like home again. It kinda felt like mum and dad were on holiday and we were staying at grandma's (Euan's) house for a few months.
>WORLD OFC games
followed by
>Norway
This weekend is ________
>>66691255
£10k, transferred via a private fund of my choosing.
>>66691275
35% of profit + £200 a week
>>66691352
The best in recent memory
Can't find the game inplay lads
>>66691401
>game
pmsl he isn't on all 4 bets
>>66691324
>>66691343
Make no mistake Euan is our future. I would like to see him give some pushback against J West and Oil. His stock has never been higher, he needs to capitalise on this moment and truly take over.
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
>>66691431
The lad just needs guidance. He was thrown in at the deep end and wasn't quite mature enough to hold the thread up on his own bless him.
every other trip lucky BT isn't here. He's literally the godfather of /bet/
What happened to Beetris?
wtfb euan?
>>66691474
But I am here
>>66691495
>J West and Oil are in the house
>Asking Euan for a bet
pmsl
>Newcastle
>>66691502
trying to impersonate BT, watch it m8
>>66691512
Cringe
Anyone got a twitter account for Norway updates?
>>66691495
>>66691512
>3pm on a Saturday
>asking for a bet
>>66691512
fuck off they're just lurking.
Euan IS /bet/ right now
>>66691555
THIS
Euan is the BAE of /bet/
So very very large on Zhetysu DC, Aktobe such a bunch of wetwipes
WHERE DO I PUT ON THE BET LADS
SKEDSMORE PLS
>>66691541
Just search the teams name in twitter. There isnt one account covering every single game in Norway afaik.
Douvan is love
Douvan is life
>>66691594
Thought Oil or Henny might have connection but oh well.
Makes it even more sweaty now.
Euan struggling to cope, can't handle the pressure pmsl
>>66691541
>>66691594
https://www.norsk-tipping.no/sport/langoddsen#resultater
https://www.norsk-tipping.no/sport/langoddsen#resultater
Skedsmo one up
reminder there is a fixed horse race in 2 hours
17:15 Aintree
Shutthefrontdoor
>tfw no Oviedo to send you £4k
