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>>66687852
>>66687852
>>66687852
real thread
This thread is better.
rory beats wonderboy
my boy beats rockhold
jones beats osp
diaz beats mcgregor
no cucks allowed edition
posting in the REAL thread
>>66687861
Good comentators are know to work practically until they die. Rogan is GOAT like it or not.
3rd for best martial art
Free Fights part 2
Nick Diaz vs Katsuya Inoue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzqeV6fOtec
BJ Penn vs Takanori Gomi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W99nvMkenLc
Urijah Faber vs Krazy Horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQj5fdvWY8
Cyborg vs Yamanaka Hiroko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BavkHCbwx4
Dada 5000 vs Timothy Papp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pszBTVzneq0
Alistair Overeem vs Sergei Kharitonov 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-zGimZWJQ
Artom Lobov vs Alex Enlund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-6-5yz25g
Shogun Rua vs Evangelista Cyborg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1QrKuXWXVM
Gegard Mousasi vs Mark Hunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6PMNZx3QNo
TJ Dillashaw vs Michael Suarez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUtEktnjW0
Sakuraba vs a cheating piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF94xQx8MyI
Butterbean vs Genki Sudo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Its1mz5xG5I
Krazy Horse vs KJ Noons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGDDGZBwIyg
Randy Couture vs Enson Inoue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNAIvZWTWtQ
Fedor Emelianenko vs Ricardo Arona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0pbz17fRvg
Lyoto Machida vs Rich Franklin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COzSiiBSAQ8
Carlos Condit vs Tatsunori Tanaka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJDWYzX6sqE
The great Dynamite USA fight card (ft. Brock Lesnar, Sakuraba, Royce Gracie, Jake Shields, Melvin Manhoef +more)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=ELRwFQDrk29rc
any croatians want to throwdown, I even came over to your country so that you won't have any excuse when you end up on the wrong end of a controversial split decision
>>66687909
>jones beats osp
this is the only thing you're right about
>>66687900
>quitting weed is piss easy
>>66687914
>Rogan
>GOAT
I don't think he's made a single insightful comment about anything non-BJJ related ever
Mark "The Hammer" Coleman
>>66687920
Italy?
>>66687916
damn, i would like to sweep one of this mother fuckers and submit him with banana split.
>>66687938
FUUUUUCK
SO STUPID
>>66687942
britbong
All drugs should be legal so degens off themselves in greater numbers
>>66687920
britbro? how do you feel to post under our flag ^_^
>>66687947
>implying your face won't be shattered by their ferocious use of their limbs
>>66687947
>>66687955
>Alexa Glasso
>>66687955
do you think ngannou her?
Do steroids make you incontinent?
>>66687920
Dubrava 040 wut motherfucker, I'm the 5'3 albo with the gold chain
>>66687959
feels comfy desu, going to get lunch soon. Zagreb is nice.
>muh athleticism
>muh explosiveness
>>66687955
She has the body of a 12 year old boy
>>66687936
let's say there are guys who has better knowledge of MMA (Bas Rutten maybe) , i heard him commentating, but he's not a good comentator, he would be a good addition to Rogan like Goldberg.
>>66687975
You reckon she used this picture for her Tinder because she thought that Cyborg is prettier than her?
>>66687975
>>66687975
>>66687916
do any of these guys fight in any promotions?
>>66687984
Death to all niggers
>>66687955
>Alexa Grasso steps in the octagon
>Shakira - Hips Don't Lie starts playing
>>66687964
MY HOLY WAR BOY
>>66687955
very feminine face but twink body
>>66688002
yes, M1 global
>>66687993
Are you one of those sorts that likes Joe Rogan for 'memes' and hates commentators like Kenny Florian and Brian Stann for supposedly being boring
>>66687982
post pics :O Where have you been already?
>>66688018
kenny is pretty shit
stann is based
>>66688018
No, i like both guys, but Joe Rogan is better. More exciting, yeah, i sound like ameritard but whatever
do thread replies count as (You)'s? If so then i need to make some desu
>>66688022
just arrived into the hotel, going lunch in like 30 and will walk around the old town.
Would Dana let Schaub out of his contract with the UFC? He could dominate in bellator.
>>66688036
only if the OP is quoted
>>66688029
do you reckon they have more reach than artem?
>>66688029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqw1FI1hfJA
>>66688037
Have a nice time bro. Maybe we will see each other tomorrow!
>>66688036
sympathy
>>66688026
don't put moi flag in wid dat oim majah againss dat
>>66688054
maybe but they don't have hammers
hehe
>>66688061
jesus christ, this hurts just watching it. Post Vitor Belfort trying to submit Jon Jones.
>>66688059
thanks lad, i will be the one cheering for Ngannou
>>66688067
why does jones literally look the same except that his arm looks somewhat bigger
I remember everyone thinking he got jacked
>>66688067
>So much for the preacher daughter :D :D
What did he mean by this?
>>66688078
i don't think anyone ever made a webm of that
>>66688084
Ask that German guy
>>66688101
>implying he's wrong
only reason women are not going with bulls here is because of it being taboo, once it's not all males would have bulls, i call ngannou
>Just told work i have mumps because i can't be arsed going in
>They asked me to provide a sick note from my doctor next time i'm in
Fuck lads what do i do, i don't want work to perma heem me
>>66688136
if she treat her facial skin better, she would be a really qt
>>66688136
>all up jones' dick
>2 feet MINIMUM between her and her cuck husband
L E L
E
L
>>66688144
go in and tell them you didn't go to the doctor
>>66688144
have your mum write one for you
>>66688153
>uses male hormones
>treating facial skin better
lmao
>>66688153
>facials from jon
>treat her skin better
idk how better she could treat herself than being with the goat
>>66688181
come to zagreb you bitch, i want to fite you.
the normalcucks bullied Holly into deleting the Jones/Yoel pic off her instagram
>>66688144
Should have said you had diarrhoea. No questions asked, and you don't need a sick note
>>66688144
Print one out and get someone you know with nice handwriting to fill it out, they're not cross referencing that shit with the doctor's office
>>66688144
Be on good terms with your doc so she writes you sick notes for whatever the fuck you want.
>>66688211
>she
Jesus Christ you'd trust a female doctor with your health?
>>66688196
>check
>its real
>delete pic with bull
>put one with le family
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>66688181
Her fucked up skin is due to sun damage, not roiding.
>>66688196
maybe her husband did?
>>66688242
>Her fucked up skin is due to sun damage
goof
>>66688231
>going to a male doctor
>having a dude fondle your nutsack and play with your dick
>having a dude finger your asshole
Are you a fag or something?
>>66688242
(You) are a goof sir
>>66688254
>implying that cuck has any say
rory is my boy, not chris (sorry chris)
>>66688156
this is her husband you goof
dunno who the other cuck is
>>66688256
>>66688273
>roids give you freckles
HEARD IT HERE FIRST BOYS
>>66688278
good choice (sorry chris)
>>66688266
I'm not a virgin so I don't count going to the doctors as a sexual experience
>>66688280
i'd heem that chinless little goofball bitch
holly needs to get with a real man like Jon Jones
>>66688046
No he wouldn't.
>>66688286
>freckles=fucked up skin
>>66688280
>nu male beard
>snapback
>wife makes more than him
>lets his wife upload pics with black bulls
cuck
Forrest "The Hammer" Griffin
>>66688286
holy strawman
>>66688316
Have you ever SEEN the Sun?
>>66688288
Ye and fags don't count traps as dudes. It's still gay.
>>66687926
Nate is gonna make Conor look stupid
again
>>66688196
I'm here for the weigh ins
>>66688324
he looks like Dewey from Malcom in the middle
>>66688316
freckle
ˈfrɛk(ə)l/Submit
noun
plural noun: freckles
1.
a small patch of light brown colour on the skin, often becoming more pronounced through exposure to the sun.
>>66688242
>walk in
>see this
wat do
>""""people"""" here actually believe holly didn't get blacked by the goat
>her deleting the pic cause of being bullied isn't proof
top lel goofs
>>66688347
>Nate is gonna make Conor look stupid
stay delusional bud
>>66688363
feed him vegetables
>>66688256
>>66688273
The face of a truck driver. Left side exposed to sun all the time, right side in the shade of a cabin.
This is why you wear a hat or use a sunscreen.
>>66688009
Oluwale "The Holy War Hammer" Bamgbose
>>66688373
fuck you tom cruise guy, fuck you
>>66688363
put a blindfold on him, then jack him off with my mouth as a prank
>>66688373
:^)
>>66688370
Give it a rest
>>66688405
you think he can take ngannou?
>>66688414
conor WILL tko nate
mark my words
>>66688378
kek
>>66688399
wow so that explains why truck drivers wear ball caps. the more you know.
>>66688450
But that doesn't protect the side of your face.
Big "Hammer" Nogueira
>>66688482
that qt on the right
>>66688482
this guy behind him must be british, only brits look like that
>>66688482
whos dat qt
>>66688482
When was this?
He looks younger and less retarded than I remember.
Anastasia Yankova
>>66688553
When he first came over from Pride
>>66688528
thought the same kek
>>66688528
ENGERLUND!
>>66688553
At the UFC Silva vs Bisping event
>>66688561
>damn nigga
Anastasia Woulddova
/ngannou/ is my b... BULL
conor is still my boy
he WILL be a three division champ by the end of 2017. cap this.
guys i'm hyped as fuck for tomorrow, not been until today. AAAAA NGANNOU FUCK YES!!!! JDS YEAAAH!!!!! ROWTHWELL FUCKIN DANCER GOAT FUCK YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MErDNv1Qroo
>5 ft 9, same height as Conor
>HW
Is Mark Hunt the most alpha fighter of all time?
>>66688658
Rothwell would heem Derrick Lewis and Ngannou on the same night.
>>66688761
>Hunt never fought Igor
:(
would you a midget?
>>66688741
based ngannou
based ben
can't wait
>>66688761
nah he's kind of a slob like dc
>>66688761
google says he's 1.78
>>66688761
Guys like Wand and Hendo are most alpha, they fought all divisions
>>66688722
>Conor ever beating Wonderboy/Rory/Lawler
>>66687942
I'm not there man
Other Italy is
>>66688781
fuck yes
>>66688781
you have pictures of her feet?
>>66688800
Nate is unironically more of a threat to Conor than Lawler
Lawler doesn't have the jitz or gas tank of a Diaz
>>66688800
>Conor ever beating Poirier/Holloway/Brimage/Siver/Mendes/Aldo/Brandao
>>66688761
>178 cm
wait, i'm taller than mark hunt. top lel
>>66688838
>Lawler doesn't have the jitz or gas tank of a Diaz
stop shitposting m8
>>66688860
i would like to see holloway vs conor 2
>>66688890
He doesn't
>>66688899
same actually
>>66688838
Lawler without gas is most dangerous gassed fighter right now, i mean, he'll always find energry for last couple of combinations
>>66688838
>Lawler
>beast mode in 5th after taking a shitload of beating
>no gas tank
lel
Lawler would murder him.
>>66688838
After the Diaz fight it was readily apparent that Lawler would kill McGoober though
>Lawler paces himself excellently
>incredibly hard to stop
>has that retard level heart
>McGoobs chin is no longer god tier at 170
Though Diaz is still the worse matchup for him
>>66688906
What makes you think Lawler has poor cardio? His cardio is actually god-tier.
>>66688196
LOL fuck is this real?
>>66688928
beating from condit?
not really
>>66688949
>Poor cardio
I never said that, i said he doesn't have Diaz cardio
>>66688928
That's more down to Lawler being a master of five round fights than an exceptional gas tank like Diaz though, he doesn't do much early and will take rounds off
Not to say that his cardio is bad or anything though, just not freak level like a Diaz
>>66688961
It still wouldn't be a problem in any fight like you implied it would be.
>>66688838
While everyone disagreed with you the statement you made is correct. However they are also right about saying that Lawler never truly gets gassed, he will always be ready to throw bombs.
Nate is literally the perfect counter for Conor, Conor does not have the skillset to beat Nate unless he gets a lucky knockout.
>>66688955
>Condit
>Hendricks
>Mcdonalds
>>66688949
>His cardio is actually god-tier.
hey look at me im a retard
>>66688975
Yeah, he's better martial artist than Conor. Only god-tier fighters do what Lawler did to Rory, or Jones to Gustafsson. Jones gave last atom of his strenght last round to be more dominant and he won that fight.
Hey guys, why don't you watch a real sport like boxing :^)
>>66688998
He's gone the distance with Condit, Hendricks twice, and basically Rory. He actually picks up as the fight drags on into later rounds. You are a retard.
>>66688992
win over hendricks was a fraud 4bh. he won that fight by heart not by points or domination or anything else
JON JONES!
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO BOY I'M COMING!
>>66689037
I didn't know hugging was a sport
>>66689091
this
>povetkin vs vladimir
>>66689113
>>66689091
I sure hope you fags don't watch kickboxing either
>>66689161
i watch kickbox :^)
>>66689205
It's the same shit with kicks
anyone watching the football?
that was a TOP NOTCH first half T B H
>implying nick won't come back and meme on these usada destroyed fighters like robbie and rory
>implying nick vs wonderboy won't be the goat match
plebs
>>66689245
>same shit
>with kicks
kick box is more entertaining these days, even Verhoeven .
so is ufc 200 only missing the co-main for the complete card?
>>66689252
whos playing?
>>66689330
ufc 200 lacks non-meme main event. rest is bretty good
>>66689330
about 3 of them i feel
>>66689260
>rory
>usada destroyed
I love the Diaz brothers but Rory would destroy Nick just like he did to Nate. He is just far too complete of a fighter to lose to either of them.
>>66689330
nah beetlejuice vs koksal baba hasn't been finalised yet
>>66689348
arsenal v west ham 2-2 @ HT
>>66689375
Slaven Bilić goat
>>66689364
this desu
http://youtu.be/sbUvQ7nGhcU
>>66689330
>Edgar/Aldo is being billed higher than the real title fight
What le shit, are they trying to fool people into thinking this interim title means anything?
Requesting the Bamgbose hand thingy headkick knockout
>>66689409
rapist
>>66689410
i trust dana, if he thinks casuals will fall for that, they probably will. but's like spit in the face for real fans
>>66689392
bilic seems cool
definitely sings croatian folk songs when he's drunk
What are some god tier chins that went to complete shit in a few fights
I'll start
>Chuck Liddell
>>66689412
i request you scroll up bud
>>66687964
>>66689486
Chad Mendes
>>66689486
Conor McGregor
>>66689486
not to complete shit, but Juniors chin would survive Overeems punch few years back
>>66689486
JDS
>>66689521
we'll see this sunday, i still tihnk that was a monster shot by alistair
>>66689486
aldo
>>66689330
we need a blood orc fight. give him woodley
>>66689486
HENDO
>>66689573
>woodley
fuck off
>>66689575
>went to shit within a few fights
>>66689486
Anderson
>>66689245
Kickboxing is way more entertaining.
>>66689486
schaub
>>66689583
>not wanting to see robbie destroy someone
robbie needs to take an easy fight lad, having another war isn't good
>>66689602
Woodley would be a war, not a long one but they would both be trying to knock each others head off.
With Condit MIA and Rory vs Thompson so far down the line none of the options really look good.
>>66689585
he's only been KO'd in his last few fights
what are you implying
>>66689628
then it's alright too, i wanna see a good heem.
>>66689601
Why? Due to only being standup?
I personally find the completeness of the action and lack of pauses when someone's knocked down more entertaining, and there's also the fact that the majority of high level kickboxers would be probably defeated by mid level MMA guys too
Legit questions man, I will respect your opinions
You now remember Chuck vs Wandy
3-2 west ham spicy match
https://youtu.be/mIhuOEjhRvI
le excuses man
https://www.facebook
.com/therealmarkhunt/videos/1122575357787493/
Describes /heem/ perfectly
>>66689810
wait, it was 2:0 for arsenal? top lel
>>66689770
>Chuck wrestlefucks him for the last round
Fuck you Chuck how dare you fight intelligently
>>66689636
I was pretending bro
>>66689252
no how do you watch that shit
>i enjoy fighting for points and wrestlefucking
>i enjoy smart fighters
>>66689091
I didn't know gay porn was a sport either but the UFC is around ;^D
>>66689859
>0:13
/HEEM/ WOOOO
>>66689884
yeah, andy carroll hattrick for top memes
post your boys
>>66690043
where did he get that scar?
>>66689409
is bj just gay or is he a pedo
>>66688561
Hottest chick in mma, truth be told.
>>66690081
what should i tell her next week
>>66690081
>who is Fallon Fox
>>66690134
tell her to come to ufc rotterdam, I have something to tell her
>>66689409
>this old geezer wanted to step in and fight Khabib
this is just sad to see, MMA bigger than ever so all these old fucks just refuse to go out.
>>66690075
Junie Browning
>>66690145
nigga are you for real?
Fighters whose personalities you hate? I'll start.
>>66690243
transphobe
>>66690235
he's a tormented soul
it's not his fault
Why is Jon ducking the hammer?
>>66690235
Which one of your boys got heem'd by Hunt?
>>66688435
No he won't
3-3
3-3
3-3
3-3
>>66690235
He's a lad?
god i hate soccer
>>66690235
>>66690278
enjoy getting cucked by the BWIC (Big White Irish Cock) yet again on July 9th lad
>>66690264
>tfw I read that in his voice
>>66690323
football*
>>66690235
'Faggy' Tom Lawlor
>>66690379
*cuckball
>>66690361
Conor got embarrassed by no camp Nate Diaz, there's no cucking to be done unless it's at Ireland's expense. two losses in a row to the same guy in a weight division he doesn't even belong in? career suicide
>>66690427
>no camp Nate Diaz
nice meme. you'll see how little "m-muh full camp" means in the rematch bud
>two losses in a row to the same guy in a weight division he doesn't even belong in? career suicide
yea, what kind of featherweight loses to welterweights? what a loser. lmao
you guys think that performance awards should be increased for bigger shows? 50 for fp shows, 75 for fn and 100 for ppv?
>>66690323
this soccer game is truly swell
you'd like it
>>66690460
no
>>66690459
>nate diaz
>a welterweight
tip top kek
boy i sure do hope it doesn't go beyond the first round, otherwise muh efficient energy might become a factor again. wouldn't want the pride and joy of Ireland to get wobbled by a 1 2 Diaz special again
>>66690460
What's the point of changing it?
>>66690323
why are americans such stupid cunts?
