UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Horcher)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>UFC 199 headliners react to new commiefornia weight cutting rules
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/8/11390080/ufc-199-headliners-react-to-new-csac-weight-cutting-rules
>One of Goob's teammates signs with Bellator
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/7/11383464/sbg-prospect-james-gallagher-signs-with-bellator
>Mir pissed hot after getting heemed in the first by Hunt
http://www.ufc.ca/news/ufc-statement-on-frank-mir-april-8-2016
FREE FIGHTS:
Rothwell vs Mitrione: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE7D3vqyK8E
OSP vs Krylov: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W8_1gsHAs
JDS vs Mir: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp-ivre9GwY
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Ben Rothwell's striking defense is deceptively good
Lawler will be in the UFC 200 comain
California is the most overrated state in the country and Florida has better beaches
GET THAT DICK ERECT TYRONE IM SUCKIN IT
why is he such a douchebag lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3P2TbUQdyw&nohtml5=False
>>66684530
>tfw live in the greatest state in the USA
Where my /Texas/ bros at?
>>66684585
>get actual prison sentences for possession of WEED
You're not supposed to go to prison for unhealthy lifestyle habits, Texas.
>>66684585
>boring reporting in
>vegas representing
>>66684571
Whose house did he break into to film this?
>>66684593
Have you looked at how glorious nippon handles cannabis legality?
>>66684585
fuck off lyin ted
>>66684585
Seattle and Washington are the best thing you have t bh phams
>>66684585
too many mexicans and niggers
montana is like texas but without mud races
>>66684636
>no mexicans in montana
kek, how incorrect you are sir.
i told u guys the co-main for 200 was aldo vs edgar, but no one believed me
you goofs ate up all of dana's wolftickets
>>66684758
give us your definition of wolf tickets, plox anon.
>>66684847
"the co-main is going to blow minds"
>>66684856
>aldo vs edgar
>tate vs nunes
>not mind-blowing
casual detected
>>66684856
>"wolf tickets" =/= "hyperbole"?
>>66684867
can you try speaking in english?
>>66684875
What? Did you misunderstand?
Are you implying that "Wolf tickets" are equated with "Hyperbole"?
>give us your definition of wolf tickets, plox anon.
>when the heem so supreme you let out a scream
>>66684893
Hnnng
>i'm dumb and scared so i don't reply to anyone cuz assblasted af
>>66684883
this fucking idiot doesnt know what wolf tickets are..
lol
if you dont know i cant help your goof ass
>>66684559
How realistic is this?
I think just the roids are more expensive
>>66684911
Are you serious?
>HAHA YOU DONT EVEN KNOW LOLOL
>>66684924
well then why are you fucking asking me you casual goof fuck?
>>66684928
Because you're dumb as shit and I'd like you to acknowledge it to be honest.
>>66684924
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
>>66684937
I don't care if you're fucking a white male, anon.
make /heem/ great again
>>66684571
literally who
>>66684935
says the guy that doesnt know what wolf tickets are
keep eating up dana's wolf tickets goof
is your mind blown?
>>66684866
> Tate vs. Nunes
> Mindblowing
What is this I don't even
>>66684959
Christ. It took you 5 minutes to come up with that, anon? I'm very disappoint and I expect very little from you.
>>66684969
HA
GOT 'EM
>>66684538
>>66684980
i bet his breath smells like beer and stale cigarette smoke
>>66684980
i'd let him eat my puss 2bh
>>66684980
>"gross.webm"
I unironically kek'd
>>66684866
>rematch for a bullshit interim title because the champ is not defending his belt
>Tate vs Amanda whones
Fuck off Dana, 200 is a shit card. That other card with tons of old brazilian fighters manages to be better.
>>66685054
It's not final yet, RDA and/or Robbie fight will make the card a lot better
>>66685078
>RDA will make the card better
haha, that's funny
>>66685054
How is it shit? Like, whatsoever
What are your standards?
>>66685054
>>66685054
it's as if ufc 198 was made for you, and not 200....
>>66685164
she will never be this weight again ever
>>66685191
she's still kinda fat
>>66685191
she looks pretty heavy there anon
>>66685182
>>66685195
>>66685200
exactly
what's the best questline in skyrim m8s?
guess the wmma fighter
>>66685213
When you have to go up the mountain to talk to the old cucks
>>66685200
Literally a man in a wig.
>>66685214
it's honda i tink?
>>66685229
yep
how does this go to
>>66685236
>>66685214
yeah this is her correct weight imho
>>66685213
companions, thieve's guild, and college of winterhold
>>66685164
mmmmm thipp
There is no good reason for you to think UFC 198 is better than UFC 200 as I see some idiots posting. There's nothing there.
>Werdum vs Stipe
If you've been watching UFC long enough you know all white guys or other set ethnicities sent to Brazil are there to get killed. Once in a while you get a Fitch or Arlovski who refuses to go with the plan. But Stipe will lose.
>Anderson, Shogun, Vitor, Lil Nog
All broken old men who should be retired.
>Cyroid
Not even worth the watch.
Only good fight is Maia vs Brown. Turn it off after that fight. And if you disagree you don't know shit about MMA
>>66685241
this
>>66685241
>rare-ronda.jpg
whew m8
How well will he do this summer?
>>66685257
cool, do you have a blog or something that i can follow to get your insight?
>>66685261
>>66685261
mmm dayum she's ready for breeding.
>not liking thick chubby ronda.
>>66685286
Your test levels must be through the roof.
>>66685261
chicken wings
>>66685261
Oh man
>>66685261
>>66685213
>I seriously hope your character is specializing in unarmed.
>I seriously hope you have fucking built a JUST BLEED orc character and called him "Robbie Lawler" who loves to stand and bang with trolls, mammoths and filthy twink high elves and lives only for the pursuit of the glorious heem
if you haven't heem yourself my man
>>66685265
He's not going to show up to fight, he saw what a real fighter does to someone of similar skill but half as young
>>66685309
you can't handle my memes
no video game discussion pls
>>66685309
you just KNOW
>>66685347
OMG she shouldn't post this picture online... a white girl between some black guys... somebody might say something on the internet!
my goodness, he front kicked him in the face
oh geez
oh wow
>>66685356
>>66685364
he taste de feet, is normal
>>66685356
Might legit be the best heem of all time
>tfw Olaf Alfonso came to the ring with literal cult followers
He deserves way more memefighter credit
who is chiesa fighting next? isnt it on the fox show or something?
>>66685368
>>66685391
Jesus Christ
>>66685356
>>66685368
>>66685378
he's definitely one of, if not the, funnest fighters to watch get heem'd
who are some other fighters that are fun to see heem'd?
>>66685332
>>66685391
That motherfucker ain't tapping you have to kill him for real.
>stupid desu
>>66685391
>black out before i tap out, biatch
>>66685265
He lost 15 of 16 test fights
I'm 99% sure he won't show up to fight and if he does he's gonna get completely worked
>>66685444
now the question is, who did he beat?
is he our boy?
pretty sure reddit's already claimed him tho desu
>>66685462
oh noes
>>66685457
He was paying a visit to Roofus Sport that day
hi there, does anyone have the webm of shawn jordan hook kicking the black beast?
>>66685483
Pat would absolutely maul Punk. Maybe he sparred Rose and she let him win out of pity.
>>66685356
>>66685368
>>66685391
poor guy
>>66685054
I mean, it's mindblowing in how fucking stupid it is to have an interim title fight when the champion of that division is fighting on the same card in a different weight class...
>yfw you see the ufc 200 card
>>66685535
I've already proven you wrong multiple times. It's not fucking stupid at all you little bitch. Post shit like that again and see what happens
>>66685553
>>66685535
It really is completely insane
Did they just want to have a five round #1 contender's match
>>66685505
>>66685483
>>66685213
bard's college
lel
>>66685575
jeez that's the weakest shot i've ever seen ko anyone
pats chin is gone
>>66685462
damn skeeter looks busted
>>66684530
rare sub from legacy
https://youtu.be/3k1jHL_uikc?t=116
>>66685575
Gust of wind knocked his ass out.
>>66685573
They just want Aldo to knock off Edgar so they can protect Conor at 145. That and the Nate Conor fight will do big numbers again regardless of how completely fucking asinine it is.
Personally, I'm hoping it all blows up in their face and Edgar beats Aldo and Nate beats Conor again, then Edgar takes Conor's belt. What does Dana do when Conor is 0-3 and isn't a champion anymore?
>>66685598
where's the link to m1 u goof?
>>66685617
Instant rematch obviously
>>66685575
yeah but punk couldn't land that shit come on now
>>66685556
Dude, shut the fuck up. You knocked out three midgets and you're pumped up.
>>66685618
oh man I completely forgot that happened. love it!
>>66685636
They seem like a great couple
>>66685688
I feel they could kill me unarmed 2v1 and there is little I could do.
>>66685688
Yankova with the mafia tattos.
Shady ass bitch
>>66685553
>>66685618
https://play.m1global.tv/videoview/3128/m_1_challenge_60pass1
7 bongs
>>66685707
isn't that the Shevchenko chick
>>66685728
Nah, that's Yankova
conor before ruining his body with tattoos
>>66685739
Not enough YOLOSWAG420
>>66685712
lel
>>66685739
his pecs are funny pecs
>>66685786
it's because he isn't a real boy.
>>66684571
Even his own dogs dislike him
what are the best overem fights?
>>66685871
Liddell, Shogun, Bigface, Browne, Rothwell
>>66685871
Overeem vs Werdum
>>66685871
Liddell
both Sergei fights
Bork
First Werdum fight
>>66685871
Young Overeem's early kickboxing fights where he just clinches dudes and and knees them into another galaxy
>>66685897
Second Werdum fight was way better
>yfw you were alive to watch this moment live
>>66685918
You mean the one where Werdum buttflopped constantly and Reem did fuck all?
>>66685925
Without hyperbole, the single greatest moment in American history.
>>66685951
mcgregger loss was better, coming from a guy who never joined his team
>inb4 unironic shitposting
Thoughts?
>>66685936
I think he's trying to UFC 33 some people breh
>>66685553
>>66685925
I came tbph
>>66685963
The shade difference isn't that much, people go fucking crazy over such stupid silly shit.
>>66685961
Nah, McGregor won the first and you were worried for Nate
Ronda was getting the shit beaten out of her from the first blow landed
>>66685925
>tfw you fell asleep right before the Bigfoot/Hunt fight
>>66685925
>when Honda had her back
fuggen chewed through my nails ay
post yfw Jon Jones gets submitted by OSP
>>66685925
Only bad thing about this is that Hogda lived after the fight and somehow didn't off herself like her daddy, then again that would only be a sweet release.
>>66685936
Werdum outstruck Overeem on the feet in between the buttflops
>>66686016
There's 1 (one) way Saint Poo can beat Jones and that's with a well placed left heem.
>>66685925
>>66685925
i remember jumping out of my seat howling like a baboon it was so fucking amazing
>DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
>>66686054
>well placed left heem
kek, he's got one shot.
>>66685986
This. Plus, the Ronda loss was way for visceral. Conor tapped. Ronda got knocked the fuck out. She couldn't eat apples for months because her teeth almost got knocked out of her skull.
Plus, McGregor just hypes fights and is respectful after. Ronda legitimately seemed to think she was above everyone else and acted like a massive, crazy cunt all the time.
>>66685739
He was a better fighter then, too.
>>66686054
>OSP finally lands clean
>Jones backs off quickly
>sudden eyepoke
You can call me Mystic Mac, I predict dese tings
is there a funnier meme than CM punk? he's humiliating himself for no reason infront of everybody
who else was on heemspeak for 193?
it was magical
>>66686072
>Ronda legitimately seemed to think she was above everyone else and acted like a massive, crazy cunt all the time.
It's called being a woman
>>66686077
hot onion
>>66686090
wew
>>66686088
Artem calling out Mike Jackson
>>66686092
who /connor/ here?
>REDEMPTION SONG
>>66686108
That seriously happened? Jesus.
>>66686072
>and is respectful after.
Yeah, until you actually look at what he says instead of taking him saying "I'm respectful" as your opinion.
/edgy/
>>66685871
Nevada Athletic Commission
Has Schaub released a comment on this yet?
>>66686121
why hasn't he killed himself yet?
>>66686115
I googled it and it was Mike Jackson calling out Artem, which is much funnier
>>66686121
>callen landed himself a cowboy
good for him
Did you hear? Tito Ortiz endorsed Donald Trump
>>66686121
>that flamewar in the comments
lmao
how will /heem/ react when artem 'long hand' lobov heems his next opponent
>>66686173
>>66686170
Tito doesn't like his relatives.
>>66686170
I wish people would stop bullying Tito, he's an emotional guy
post fights that you think will have /heem/ surprised
jds vs rothwell
jds will send big ben back to the prelims
>>66686189
jds will send big ben back to special ed
>>66686189
>>66686199
>JDS fans
It's time to let go
JON
>>66686188
Yeah, well, he shouldn't have preemptively buried Evan Tanner either..
JONES
!
>>66686239
>Daniel
>What are you doing in Denmark, pussy?
jon..
JON JONES
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, I'M DUCKING
haha
Australia's biggest UFC star
>>66686280
my antigirl
>>66686268
where is he at?
also, sage seems like a genuinely good person. i wish him nothing but good things
>>66686121
callen looks good for his age
>>66686280
i'd let her suck my d desu
How much have you donated?
what are your fav fights where somebody just gets dominated for 3 rounds? like diaz vs cowboy
>>66686311
what's with the random little girl
>>66686311
im fucking sick of famous people asking for crowdfunding, if she wants a documentary she can pay for it.
>>66686313
Rory vs Nate
>>66686280
>anti girl beats your girl via decision
why live any more.
>>66686313
Maia vs Nelson
Nick vs BJ
Royce vs faggot cunt Yoshida 2
>>66686318
Shes gonna kill her if we dont pay the amount asked
>>66686318
She inspires young girls
>>66686313
Conor vs. Holloway
>>66686345
to punch other young girls in the face
>what a time to be alive
>>66686329
it was a straw weight vs an atom weight bec considerably outsized her
it was a bullshit match up not the only one on the card
>>66686358
you try to recover from that and lawlor loses via decision.
>30-27
>>66686313
Khabib vs *
RDA vs Pettis
Most of Dominick Cruz's fights
Mike Pyle vs John Hathaway
post yfw conor tko's nate in the 2nd
>>66686369
That card had the best pageantry of any EFN card so far
>>66686313
cowboy vs myles jury
fuck i hate the rule about a downed fighter just because he has his knee or hand on the ground
so he cant be kicked in the head
fuck that shit its stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeNF2ETbjMk&feature=youtu.be
oc
>>66686389
cucked by the UFC lad
>>66686389
>1 view
>blocked
good work
>>66686389
They already blocked it but this is kinda cool I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI1h62Vy7GE
>>66686402
https://youtu.be/V72KMZX5FT4
this one is underrated desu
>>66686313
Great picks, I was gonna post the Rory Nate and Khabib RDA. >>66686326 >>66686371
Something about someone just getting ragdolled is so beautiful. Rory gave an even worse beating to BJ but that was just kinda sad to see.
>>66686413
dillashaw barao 1 also
>>66686395
dat bunda
>>66686421
>>66686413
You forgot to quote the post with Conor vs. Holloway. That's one of the best picks there is.
>>66686427
moar bunda pls
What's your favourite Bendo fight?
>>66686446
vs. RDA
>>66686446
Tie between Thatch and Diaz
>>66686446
Pettis I
Diaz
Thatch
>>66686326
>>66686330
>>66686371
>>66686352
cheers guys gonna have heaps of fights to watch
This lass is an MMA fighter making her debut next month. How will she do lads?
>>66686389
well fuck, keep2share link is soon poste
>>66686493
the weight of her tits could be potential muscle
>>66686473
golly gee i'd love to give her bottom a slap
