>Friday 8 April
Chiefs 29 -23 Blues
Crusaders 20 - 19 Force
>Saturday 9 April
Stormers 46 - 19 Sunwolves
19:35 Hurricanes v Jaguares, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
21:40 Reds v Highlanders, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
>Sunday 10 April
3:05 Sharks v Lions, Kings Park, Durban
5:10 Kings v Bulls, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth
BYES: Brumbies, Cheetahs, Rebels, Waratahs
nina on model watch
>argies diving
4th for Cory Jane's hundie.
top kek, based refballl
smellington absolutely SEETHING
>>66686158
they learned it from the best
>smithy bringing up Lyon in Adelaide again
Literally seething
>>66686179
>that touchline could have come from anything
Oi slagposter, post some rare Ninas m8. You on her instagram yet?
Fuck the Jaguares.
>le fast hooker man
>>66686178
Disgraceful.
Were the real time video ref calls only for the world cup?
What went wrong?
>>66686195
>please post off topic
Inhale a jar of vegemite, boy.
>>66686211
i've seen it happen a couple of times this super rugby season, but it's rare
Que fresh nrlel and gayfl oc™
>>66686219
This is one spicy meme
>le argies heart
>>66686219
Everytiem.
>argie bargie
Well lads, the 'canes were always going to be a tough draw this week
Soon enough all these bonus points will add to something though!
>>66686238
kys Jeff
Does anyone know the words to that Hurricanes song?
>>66686238
>namefaggot
>>66686248
:(
why can't we all be friends
I miss those anally ravaged argie posters
>>66686219
I CRI EVERYTIEM.
>>66686269
>tfw they've probably all killed themselves
JUST
>>66686269
They'd be inconsolable.
Does that Argie poster know that his team is barely ahead of PORTUGAL in the sevens?! PORTUGAL!
>>66686269
I just want to see them lose their shit when the Jags finally win one.
>implying Cheetohs
FATRICK
What's the cash price for some rare Nina's? Got a few up my sleeve but was saving them for my retirement.
>>66686264
Kek
Jeff on pooicide watch
>>66686285
I was watching some sevens earlier, Tonga unironically lost to Morocco
I didn't even know they had a team
>>66686293
Literally who the fuck is Nina
>>66686294
You can fuck off too cunt face.
>>66686285
>14 points
>barley
>>66686294
You kys too.
>tfw no gf
>>66686305
Shhh you're ruining the fun.
What the fuck is wrong with the Jags. Is it just a case of having to get used to Super Ug?
Did the RWC fool everyone?
>>66686312
kek
>>66686305
what does barley have to do with anything lad
>>66686319
Getting used to super rugby. Also worse coaches and a pretty awful travel schedule.
>47 posts
>13 posters
Nice poomunity you have here guys.
Poosaders next. Prepare your anuses Argentinah.
Nz kickers in a right state desu. Only decent one is soap atm.
>>66686342
>Winning games with kicks
Turn off your proxy northern hemisphere lad.
Jags supporter qt on detected watch
>>66686319
they've run a lot of games close though, It seems like they need to be more cohesive and work on their stamina and they'll be set
>>66686322
:^)
Spaghettiball up next
>>66686319
They're pussies.
>savea too busy eating pies to defend his line
>fatvea
>>66686355
I agree. But they've literally dropped the ball on so many potential tries in all their games I've watched that it makes me wonder.
Cohesion might be the thing. They come off as frantic.
Woo! The comeback is on!
>>66686368
Maybe they're worried that if they don't win all their fans will kill themselves
>hurrichokes
Serious post time - the NH hemisphere fans must be absolutely seething at the state of their game - the almost not quite ARG team is getting btfo by everyone, and this was a team that placed ahead of every NH team last year at the world cup.
How can NH rugby even compete when regional sides are better than an international team?
England and Wales are going down 0-3 come June, and I think every game will be 15+
Don't you have to land in play if you do that to a penalty touchfinder?
>hurrithugs
>nothing in it
What.
>coles
fuck sake
>>66686303
>>66686306
Kek are you protecting your bf?
If this game was played in Argentina, that shit would be replayed like 10 times on the big screen
>diving
please dont fucking bring that to rugby you fucks
>>66686368
>But they've literally dropped the ball on so many potential tries in all their games I've watched that it makes me wonder.
and they literally did it again
Shit effort Jags 23
And now a knee to the head
Poor RGs, always refballed
no try he lost that
who /at statler and Waldorf before the game/ here lads?
Based ref running down the clock
>>66686425
Getting to the point where once they're in the opposition 22 I feel like their chances for a try go down.
>Forward pass.
jej
>>66686448
that was terrible
>fucking up the try 5 meters out meme
cheeky cunt
Who's watching Germany kick ass at the Hong Kong 7s?
guess the number of citations after this game lads
>>66686475
Its not even on is it?
>the reds are a tough trip
'no'
>>66686491
they somehow manage to make every opponent play worse against them so theres that
>>66686486
1hr 11mins to go I think until Germany - Morocco
Jesus the USA team just savaged the Dingos.
canes are literally my least favourite team
>>66686500
yeah expecting my landers to play like shit.
>>66686500
But it's never quite low enough for the Reds to win
hi, when is the next game, thank you
>>66686541
landers is on right after this
>>66686541
5 minutes.
>>66686508
>Australia losing to the USA
So its just a joke competition then? Got it.
>>66686574
Luckily, you can wheel out the same excuses that you did during the T20 world cup.
>>66686574
Kek nice damage control
>england are losing to russia
Rod Kafer and Greg Martin should literally kill themselves.
>>66686583
T20 is exponentially more relevant than 7's. In terms of money, T20 is more relevant than Rugby XV's. >We just suck at it.
Rugby 7's is literally just a joke format.
Which coaches are getting fired this year? Foley surely has to go
where's Bin Smuth
First for the Blues
>>66686612
>two memers
>>66686610
I wouldn't mind if the entire Aus commentary team all died in a plane crash
>>66686622
gary gold
The NZ away jerseys are all better than the home jerseys.
Hope Goromaru goes to da wolves Tbh
>>66686610
>>66686637
>Poo Peeland UNIRONICALLY has Ian "PLEASE RAPE ME" Smith commentating
kys, both of you
>>66686643
I liked their old away jersey better, the shade of green wasn't so glaring
>>66686623
got heemed by his own forward in the last game
>>66686260
Hurricanes! Hurricanes
Hurricanes! Hurricanes
>>66686633
>two people who understand rugby
Nz team vs arg team in nz - nz ref
Aus team vs nz team in Aus - nz ref
What the fuck is going on?
landers spaghetti already.
>Spaghetti 18
>>66686666
>Aus team vs nz team in Aus - nz ref
noticed that
wtf?
>>66686666
NZ Union Cabal tightening it's grip on world rugby m8.
Don't worry about it, forget you saw anything and you can have the Bledisloe this year.
>>66686676
It's not like there's another big country in the competition with shitloads of refs
>Speds looking good
what the fuck am I witnessing
CAN'T KILL THE GILL
>faddes
>wilson
is this the worst highlanders back 3 in years?
>krazyfaggot unironically forcing himself to like rugby to avoid getting bullied the fuck out on /cric/ every single night
Kek. Loving every laugh.
>>66686688
Gill putting the team on his back
>>66686696
based stats
>>66686647
Shane Warne
Tubby Taylor
Michael Slater
Rod Kafer
Greg Martin
James Brayshaw
Ian Chappell
Phil Kearns
Nice "commentators" you got there m80.
>>66686696
who?
>>66686715
>hating on chappelli
kys
>>66686696
>>66686703
fuck off back to /cric/ samefag
>>66686703
he is literally obsessed, only here because he worked out I watch Rugby
>>66686715
>putting the Rugby lads in the same category as Brayshit and Slats
completely uncalled for
>>66686722
chappell is a mug aggressive captaincy cuck
this is the first rugby page ive seen that hasn't looked like complete shit because it didn't bother with differences between provincial and shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiliboy_Ralepelle
>it's an nz ref ignores high tackles episode
smith should be a ref when he retires
>>66686718
https://www.reddit.com/user/krazykrejza
Reminder you are literally conversing with this subhuman in EVERY. SINGLE. THREAD.
>>66686696
I'm fairly sure you don't watch rugby statscunt.
>>66686715
unironically what is wrong with kafe
>>66686722
>LE BIG LE BATS XDXDXD LE AGGRESSIVE LE CAPTAINCY XDXDXD LE LILLEE AND LE THOMSON XDXDXD LE AUSTRALIA IS LE BEST XDXDXDXD LE FUG LE CURRENT GENERATION XDXDXD
Literally Old Man Yells At Cloud: the commentator
>>66686741
PLEASE have sex
>WHYlanders
>>66686751
Nothing to be fair, I just can't stand his Dorian Grey face. He could be 18 or 40 and we'd have no idea.
BUTCHERED
How many consecutive championships would they win if the Reds were replaced by the Maroons
KEKEKEK
Is it acceptable to refer to the Highlanders 10 as 'Soap'? I really can't be bothered to google the spelling of his name, over and over until I learn it.
>chokelanders
>thomson
BRING BACK BUCKMAN
>>66686733
>>66686745
>LE U R LE ONE SPORT GOOGGGG HAHAHAHA XP
Kek. Show how little you tards know despite your obsession.
who /canesandlestermasterrace/ here?
> highdroppers
>>66686751
this
>>66686778
The preferred nomenclature is "Sopo"
>>66686778
Sopoaga
>>66686762
>le u r le 40 y/o virgin bro lmao
Kek. You claim to know so much but know so little. Moronic waste of oxygen.
>>66686778
thats what i call him mate
all the fucking coconut names add in extra letter sounds without spelling them
>>66686788
ffs fuck off
>>66686696
hey statsy, love ya work mate
This is the highest skillset we've seen all weekend. Finally an interesting game to watch.
>>66686816
>MUH SAFE SANCTUARY
>P-P-P-PLS BE QUIET!!!!
>HOW DARE YOU EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH ON 4CHAN WAAAA I POOPIED MY DIAPER
Kek.
Are >we, dare I say it, favourites for the championship lads?
>>66686823
Did you not catch poos vs chefs?
>>66686830
just fuck off shithead
>the whylanders defence without based smith
>>66686804
m8 you were the one who made posts detailing my posting habits (all correct except complaining about associates, though you know none of my /rug/ gimmicks) and my "life" story (all wrong except I played Rugby and got Pat Cummins out once).
what I do know is you have an unhealthy obsession >>66686762
MEAT PIE
>>66686841
Kek stop trying to protect your bf from me
B T F O
Eat shit Otago
>>66686833
Yea sure did, was a great game but this is a level above I feel. Blues almost did enough to win but didn't deserve it at the end.
>>66686612
they said they were crazy
>goro spotted
> fekitoa
> best defensive centre
kek all blacks are finished
Is buying an AB's away jersey a step too far lads?
>krazycuck letting his /cric/ obsessions spill over
Kek. Why can't you just put away your e-obsessions over another fucking sport aside for ONE DAY and just enjoy the rugby? Fucking retard.
>fekitoa
gonna abstain from beating my wife in protest lads
Kerevi>Kuridrani
t. Basedbies fan
>>66686863
Dunno if you've noticed, but we usually win by scoring more tries than anyone else?
>>66686841
Shut the fuck up moron.
>>66686863
Looks a bit erratic tbf. though davies and roberts are hardly going to bamboozle him lel
>>66686889
I'd like to see Scott Williams and Davies desu
Bit more creativity
>>66686778
Soap is his nickname
>>66686841
kys bitchfaggot
>>66686888
I have no idea how, but one day I'm gonna catch up with you you little cunt, and I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of you.
Why do all coconuts have poor discipline? Is it genetic?
>>66686900
What the hell kind of name is Soap?
>Karmichael Hunt
>>66686908
based 3rd kiwi.
>>66686909
tiny frontal lobes
Explain to me why Cruden cant kick for posts, but can punt it out of hand and attempt drop goals
Are the ABs going to play Soap or Cruden? If latter, who kicks?
>>66686908
>little
Kek. When I'm done with you, you'll be begging for the sweet release of death.
>>66686913
probably cos it sounds like his last name
>>66686924
chokes with more time to think
Kerevi going ham
>>66686930
Cruden starts. Avoman turns into the ultimate lock and takes the kicks
>>66686930
Probably the latter to begin with but I think Soap will overtake him eventually.
Cruden will kick if he plays.
bloody cheeky droppy there
>>66686933
perfect nh v sh image even down to the skin colour
I dont think this semen slurping 3x table rugby is for me lads. Whens champions cup on
>>66686933
CoD 4 reference m8
>>66686945
>Cruden will kick if he plays.
>doesnt even kick for his SR team
>missed drop goal
"Poor option"
>successful drop goal
"keeps the scoreboard ticking over"
Every fucking time
>>66686913
Sopoaga
Sopoa
Sopo
Soap
He's got a squeaky clean playing style too.
>>66686913
He's slippery
>>66686959
racing v toulon is going to be like two fucking barbarians teams playing eachother (in player variety, not rugby quality)
>>66686965
>chip kick doesn't come off
"poor option"
>chip kick comes off
"genius"
Rugby would be improved vastly if droppies were worth 4, prove me wrong.
>>66686924
Hasn't kicked in a long time. He is to take over kicking duties from now on.
>>66686962
and the guy he's behind isn't any good anyway
>whylanders game
>slagposter nowhere to be seen
Has anyone got that deep meaningful insta post where Fekitoa literally admits to bashing his gf
>>66686920
Fuck off I'm based 3rd kiwi and that wasn't me posting that drivel.
>>66686989
based Wilkinson
>>66686989
what a stupid thing to say.
>>66686962
Nees from Dave Rennie today is Cruden will take over the kicking duties from now on.
>tfw no qt nina punchingbag
>>66687010
>no more /smug/
:(
>>66687010
Cruden will get injured now, so that we can continue smugposting
Kek wills it
>slow down line speed by being massively offside
why is this allowed?
Press F to pay respects to /smug/
>>66687010
Well there go the bandwagoners
Kerevis having a great game
Will this be the 4th game of the weekend to look like the underdogs have a chance before the kiwi team wins?
Gatland just blew a load watching that crashball
>>66687053
For the sake of entertainment I hope not.
>>66687052
anon who keeps shitting on reds darkies on pooicide watch
>forward pass
Kerevi ending Kuridrani's career
Kerevi on wallabies watch
de whylanders
Otago couches on getting set on fire watch.
KEREVI NIPPON
>HighLELders
>>66686612
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win
>reds have a bonus point
kek
K E K
literally Ben Smith the backline
>>66686633
>the absolute fucking state of (you)
thank god Nina lives in Auckland
Liam gill is fucking playing out of his skin
Fucking frogs stealing our good players
>>66687096
> yfw all 3 tries would have been prevented by good full back cover
Husbendo where r u
>>66687100
>>66687109
blame ChiekCUNT
>>66687109
Kerevi might be going to France as well
>>66687125
muh hooper
>>66687125
thats a funny way of spelling Richard Graham
Queensland made their own bed. Stop projecting >your own failures onto muscular New South WelshGODs
>>66687130
please no
>standing o just for winning at half time
>>66687109
same here
>thw cotzee is leaving at the end of the season
>>66687147
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/sport/rugby-union/super-rugby-reds-fight-to-retain-centre-samu-kerevi/news-story/f4c30915031a5bde6875cf54938162e0
If you're from Tasmania, are you a Tasmanian, or a Taswegian?
gill u fukken cheeky kunt
>no husbendo
>no basedman
>no naholo
>fekitoa is inconsistent as fuck
>soap does nothing but up and unders
>forwards are literally shitting the bed
>>66687163
You're inbred mate
>>66687165
forwards pack is missing a few too tbf.
but yeah not fucking good enough regardless
>>66687163
Tasmanian
Poor "people" BTFO
>>66687156
dw lad more league rejects are on the way
>google timu
>>66687212
What about the people who inherited daddy's money?
>>66687213
I've heard the Rebels are doing pretty well with that because the Melbourne Storm have fucked off their youth camp from Melbourne to the Central Coast or something so all the leaguies in Lelbourne are switching over
snotty nose lads
>>66687236
they never gave up a dime lad
