>Friday 8 April
Chiefs 29 -23 Blues
Crusaders 20 - 19 Force
>Saturday 9 April
Stormers 46 - 19 Sunwolves
19:35 Hurricanes v Jaguares, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
21:40 Reds v Highlanders, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
>Sunday 10 April
3:05 Sharks v Lions, Kings Park, Durban
5:10 Kings v Bulls, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth
BYES: Brumbies, Cheetahs, Rebels, Waratahs
nina on model watch
>argies diving
4th for Cory Jane's hundie.
top kek, based refballl
smellington absolutely SEETHING
>>66686158
they learned it from the best
>smithy bringing up Lyon in Adelaide again
Literally seething
>>66686179
>that touchline could have come from anything
Oi slagposter, post some rare Ninas m8. You on her instagram yet?
Fuck the Jaguares.
>le fast hooker man
>>66686178
Disgraceful.
Were the real time video ref calls only for the world cup?
What went wrong?
>>66686195
>please post off topic
Inhale a jar of vegemite, boy.
>>66686211
i've seen it happen a couple of times this super rugby season, but it's rare
Que fresh nrlel and gayfl ocâ„¢
>>66686219
This is one spicy meme
>le argies heart
>>66686219
Everytiem.
>argie bargie
Well lads, the 'canes were always going to be a tough draw this week
Soon enough all these bonus points will add to something though!
>>66686238
kys Jeff
Does anyone know the words to that Hurricanes song?
>>66686238
>namefaggot
>>66686248
:(
why can't we all be friends
I miss those anally ravaged argie posters
>>66686219
I CRI EVERYTIEM.
>>66686269
>tfw they've probably all killed themselves
JUST
>>66686269
They'd be inconsolable.
Does that Argie poster know that his team is barely ahead of PORTUGAL in the sevens?! PORTUGAL!
>>66686269
I just want to see them lose their shit when the Jags finally win one.
>implying Cheetohs
FATRICK
What's the cash price for some rare Nina's? Got a few up my sleeve but was saving them for my retirement.
>>66686264
Kek
Jeff on pooicide watch
>>66686285
I was watching some sevens earlier, Tonga unironically lost to Morocco
I didn't even know they had a team
>>66686293
Literally who the fuck is Nina
>>66686294
You can fuck off too cunt face.
>>66686285
>14 points
>barley
>>66686294
You kys too.
>tfw no gf
>>66686305
Shhh you're ruining the fun.
What the fuck is wrong with the Jags. Is it just a case of having to get used to Super Ug?
Did the RWC fool everyone?
>>66686312
kek
>>66686305
what does barley have to do with anything lad
>>66686319
Getting used to super rugby. Also worse coaches and a pretty awful travel schedule.
>47 posts
>13 posters
Nice poomunity you have here guys.
Poosaders next. Prepare your anuses Argentinah.
Nz kickers in a right state desu. Only decent one is soap atm.
>>66686342
>Winning games with kicks
Turn off your proxy northern hemisphere lad.
Jags supporter qt on detected watch
>>66686319
they've run a lot of games close though, It seems like they need to be more cohesive and work on their stamina and they'll be set
>>66686322
:^)
Spaghettiball up next
>>66686319
They're pussies.
>savea too busy eating pies to defend his line
>fatvea
>>66686355
I agree. But they've literally dropped the ball on so many potential tries in all their games I've watched that it makes me wonder.
Cohesion might be the thing. They come off as frantic.
Woo! The comeback is on!
>>66686368
Maybe they're worried that if they don't win all their fans will kill themselves
>hurrichokes
Serious post time - the NH hemisphere fans must be absolutely seething at the state of their game - the almost not quite ARG team is getting btfo by everyone, and this was a team that placed ahead of every NH team last year at the world cup.
How can NH rugby even compete when regional sides are better than an international team?
England and Wales are going down 0-3 come June, and I think every game will be 15+
Don't you have to land in play if you do that to a penalty touchfinder?
>hurrithugs
>nothing in it
What.
>coles
fuck sake
>>66686303
>>66686306
Kek are you protecting your bf?
If this game was played in Argentina, that shit would be replayed like 10 times on the big screen
>diving
please dont fucking bring that to rugby you fucks
>>66686368
>But they've literally dropped the ball on so many potential tries in all their games I've watched that it makes me wonder.
and they literally did it again
Shit effort Jags 23
And now a knee to the head
Poor RGs, always refballed
no try he lost that
who /at statler and Waldorf before the game/ here lads?
Based ref running down the clock
>>66686425
Getting to the point where once they're in the opposition 22 I feel like their chances for a try go down.
>Forward pass.
jej
>>66686448
that was terrible
>fucking up the try 5 meters out meme
cheeky cunt
Who's watching Germany kick ass at the Hong Kong 7s?
guess the number of citations after this game lads
>>66686475
Its not even on is it?
>the reds are a tough trip
'no'
>>66686491
they somehow manage to make every opponent play worse against them so theres that
>>66686486
1hr 11mins to go I think until Germany - Morocco
Jesus the USA team just savaged the Dingos.
canes are literally my least favourite team
>>66686500
yeah expecting my landers to play like shit.
>>66686500
But it's never quite low enough for the Reds to win
hi, when is the next game, thank you
>>66686541
landers is on right after this
>>66686541
5 minutes.
>>66686508
>Australia losing to the USA
So its just a joke competition then? Got it.
>>66686574
Luckily, you can wheel out the same excuses that you did during the T20 world cup.
>>66686574
Kek nice damage control
>england are losing to russia
Rod Kafer and Greg Martin should literally kill themselves.
>>66686583
T20 is exponentially more relevant than 7's. In terms of money, T20 is more relevant than Rugby XV's. >We just suck at it.
Rugby 7's is literally just a joke format.
Which coaches are getting fired this year? Foley surely has to go
where's Bin Smuth
First for the Blues
>>66686612
>two memers
>>66686610
I wouldn't mind if the entire Aus commentary team all died in a plane crash
>>66686622
gary gold
The NZ away jerseys are all better than the home jerseys.
Hope Goromaru goes to da wolves Tbh
>>66686610
>>66686637
>Poo Peeland UNIRONICALLY has Ian "PLEASE RAPE ME" Smith commentating
kys, both of you
>>66686643
I liked their old away jersey better, the shade of green wasn't so glaring
>>66686623
got heemed by his own forward in the last game
>>66686260
Hurricanes! Hurricanes
Hurricanes! Hurricanes
>>66686633
>two people who understand rugby
Nz team vs arg team in nz - nz ref
Aus team vs nz team in Aus - nz ref
What the fuck is going on?
landers spaghetti already.
>Spaghetti 18
>>66686666
>Aus team vs nz team in Aus - nz ref
noticed that
wtf?
>>66686666
NZ Union Cabal tightening it's grip on world rugby m8.
Don't worry about it, forget you saw anything and you can have the Bledisloe this year.
>>66686676
It's not like there's another big country in the competition with shitloads of refs
>Speds looking good
what the fuck am I witnessing
CAN'T KILL THE GILL
>faddes
>wilson
is this the worst highlanders back 3 in years?
>krazyfaggot unironically forcing himself to like rugby to avoid getting bullied the fuck out on /cric/ every single night
Kek. Loving every laugh.
>>66686688
Gill putting the team on his back
>>66686696
based stats
>>66686647
Shane Warne
Tubby Taylor
Michael Slater
Rod Kafer
Greg Martin
James Brayshaw
Ian Chappell
Phil Kearns
Nice "commentators" you got there m80.
>>66686696
who?
>>66686715
>hating on chappelli
kys
>>66686696
>>66686703
fuck off back to /cric/ samefag
>>66686703
he is literally obsessed, only here because he worked out I watch Rugby
>>66686715
>putting the Rugby lads in the same category as Brayshit and Slats
completely uncalled for
>>66686722
chappell is a mug aggressive captaincy cuck
this is the first rugby page ive seen that hasn't looked like complete shit because it didn't bother with differences between provincial and shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiliboy_Ralepelle
>it's an nz ref ignores high tackles episode
smith should be a ref when he retires
>>66686718
https://www.reddit.com/user/krazykrejza
Reminder you are literally conversing with this subhuman in EVERY. SINGLE. THREAD.
>>66686696
I'm fairly sure you don't watch rugby statscunt.
>>66686715
unironically what is wrong with kafe
>>66686722
>LE BIG LE BATS XDXDXD LE AGGRESSIVE LE CAPTAINCY XDXDXD LE LILLEE AND LE THOMSON XDXDXD LE AUSTRALIA IS LE BEST XDXDXDXD LE FUG LE CURRENT GENERATION XDXDXD
Literally Old Man Yells At Cloud: the commentator
>>66686741
PLEASE have sex
>WHYlanders
>>66686751
Nothing to be fair, I just can't stand his Dorian Grey face. He could be 18 or 40 and we'd have no idea.
BUTCHERED
How many consecutive championships would they win if the Reds were replaced by the Maroons
KEKEKEK
Is it acceptable to refer to the Highlanders 10 as 'Soap'? I really can't be bothered to google the spelling of his name, over and over until I learn it.
>chokelanders
>thomson
BRING BACK BUCKMAN
>>66686733
>>66686745
>LE U R LE ONE SPORT GOOGGGG HAHAHAHA XP
Kek. Show how little you tards know despite your obsession.
who /canesandlestermasterrace/ here?
> highdroppers
>>66686751
this
>>66686778
The preferred nomenclature is "Sopo"
>>66686778
Sopoaga
>>66686762
>le u r le 40 y/o virgin bro lmao
Kek. You claim to know so much but know so little. Moronic waste of oxygen.
>>66686778
thats what i call him mate
all the fucking coconut names add in extra letter sounds without spelling them
>>66686788
ffs fuck off
>>66686696
hey statsy, love ya work mate
This is the highest skillset we've seen all weekend. Finally an interesting game to watch.
>>66686816
>MUH SAFE SANCTUARY
>P-P-P-PLS BE QUIET!!!!
>HOW DARE YOU EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH ON 4CHAN WAAAA I POOPIED MY DIAPER
Kek.
Are >we, dare I say it, favourites for the championship lads?
>>66686823
Did you not catch poos vs chefs?
>>66686830
just fuck off shithead
>the whylanders defence without based smith
>>66686804
m8 you were the one who made posts detailing my posting habits (all correct except complaining about associates, though you know none of my /rug/ gimmicks) and my "life" story (all wrong except I played Rugby and got Pat Cummins out once).
what I do know is you have an unhealthy obsession >>66686762
MEAT PIE
>>66686841
Kek stop trying to protect your bf from me
B T F O
Eat shit Otago
>>66686833
Yea sure did, was a great game but this is a level above I feel. Blues almost did enough to win but didn't deserve it at the end.
>>66686612
they said they were crazy
>goro spotted
> fekitoa
> best defensive centre
kek all blacks are finished
Is buying an AB's away jersey a step too far lads?
>krazycuck letting his /cric/ obsessions spill over
Kek. Why can't you just put away your e-obsessions over another fucking sport aside for ONE DAY and just enjoy the rugby? Fucking retard.
>fekitoa
gonna abstain from beating my wife in protest lads
Kerevi>Kuridrani
t. Basedbies fan
>>66686863
Dunno if you've noticed, but we usually win by scoring more tries than anyone else?
>>66686841
Shut the fuck up moron.
>>66686863
Looks a bit erratic tbf. though davies and roberts are hardly going to bamboozle him lel
>>66686889
I'd like to see Scott Williams and Davies desu
Bit more creativity
>>66686778
Soap is his nickname
>>66686841
kys bitchfaggot
>>66686888
I have no idea how, but one day I'm gonna catch up with you you little cunt, and I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of you.
Why do all coconuts have poor discipline? Is it genetic?
>>66686900
What the hell kind of name is Soap?
>Karmichael Hunt
>>66686908
based 3rd kiwi.
>>66686909
tiny frontal lobes
Explain to me why Cruden cant kick for posts, but can punt it out of hand and attempt drop goals
Are the ABs going to play Soap or Cruden? If latter, who kicks?
>>66686908
>little
Kek. When I'm done with you, you'll be begging for the sweet release of death.
>>66686913
probably cos it sounds like his last name
>>66686924
chokes with more time to think
Kerevi going ham
>>66686930
Cruden starts. Avoman turns into the ultimate lock and takes the kicks
>>66686930
Probably the latter to begin with but I think Soap will overtake him eventually.
Cruden will kick if he plays.
bloody cheeky droppy there
>>66686933
perfect nh v sh image even down to the skin colour
I dont think this semen slurping 3x table rugby is for me lads. Whens champions cup on
>>66686933
CoD 4 reference m8
>>66686945
>Cruden will kick if he plays.
>doesnt even kick for his SR team
>missed drop goal
"Poor option"
>successful drop goal
"keeps the scoreboard ticking over"
Every fucking time
>>66686913
Sopoaga
Sopoa
Sopo
Soap
He's got a squeaky clean playing style too.
>>66686913
He's slippery
>>66686959
racing v toulon is going to be like two fucking barbarians teams playing eachother (in player variety, not rugby quality)
>>66686965
>chip kick doesn't come off
"poor option"
>chip kick comes off
"genius"
Rugby would be improved vastly if droppies were worth 4, prove me wrong.
>>66686924
Hasn't kicked in a long time. He is to take over kicking duties from now on.
>>66686962
and the guy he's behind isn't any good anyway
>whylanders game
>slagposter nowhere to be seen
Has anyone got that deep meaningful insta post where Fekitoa literally admits to bashing his gf
>>66686920
Fuck off I'm based 3rd kiwi and that wasn't me posting that drivel.
>>66686989
based Wilkinson
>>66686989
what a stupid thing to say.
>>66686962
Nees from Dave Rennie today is Cruden will take over the kicking duties from now on.
>tfw no qt nina punchingbag
>>66687010
>no more /smug/
:(
>>66687010
Cruden will get injured now, so that we can continue smugposting
Kek wills it
>slow down line speed by being massively offside
why is this allowed?
Press F to pay respects to /smug/
>>66687010
Well there go the bandwagoners
Kerevis having a great game
Will this be the 4th game of the weekend to look like the underdogs have a chance before the kiwi team wins?
Gatland just blew a load watching that crashball
>>66687053
For the sake of entertainment I hope not.
>>66687052
anon who keeps shitting on reds darkies on pooicide watch
>forward pass
Kerevi ending Kuridrani's career
Kerevi on wallabies watch
de whylanders
Otago couches on getting set on fire watch.
KEREVI NIPPON
>HighLELders
>>66686612
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win
>reds have a bonus point
kek
K E K
literally Ben Smith the backline
>>66686633
>the absolute fucking state of (you)
thank god Nina lives in Auckland
Liam gill is fucking playing out of his skin
Fucking frogs stealing our good players
>>66687096
> yfw all 3 tries would have been prevented by good full back cover
Husbendo where r u
>>66687109
blame ChiekCUNT
>>66687109
Kerevi might be going to France as well
>>66687125
muh hooper
>>66687125
thats a funny way of spelling Richard Graham
Queensland made their own bed. Stop projecting >your own failures onto muscular New South WelshGODs
>>66687130
please no
>standing o just for winning at half time
>>66687109
same here
>thw cotzee is leaving at the end of the season
>>66687147
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/sport/rugby-union/super-rugby-reds-fight-to-retain-centre-samu-kerevi/news-story/f4c30915031a5bde6875cf54938162e0
If you're from Tasmania, are you a Tasmanian, or a Taswegian?
gill u fukken cheeky kunt
>no husbendo
>no basedman
>no naholo
>fekitoa is inconsistent as fuck
>soap does nothing but up and unders
>forwards are literally shitting the bed
>>66687163
You're inbred mate
>>66687165
forwards pack is missing a few too tbf.
but yeah not fucking good enough regardless
>>66687163
Tasmanian
Poor "people" BTFO
>>66687156
dw lad more league rejects are on the way
>google timu
>>66687212
What about the people who inherited daddy's money?
>>66687213
I've heard the Rebels are doing pretty well with that because the Melbourne Storm have fucked off their youth camp from Melbourne to the Central Coast or something so all the leaguies in Lelbourne are switching over
snotty nose lads
>>66687236
they never gave up a dime lad
>>66687253
Stay off the booger sugar lad.
>>66687212
what a fag lol
>>66687213
>>google timu
dont watch Plebgue. Is he good?
>>66687245
I thought all of Storm's products came from the queensland reserve league
>>66687266
no idea I don't either
>Timu, 22, is highly rated at Red Hill. As a teenager he was the best backrower in his age group but left the club to do a two year Mormon mission.
>He returned this year and while he impressed in trial matches has been unable to crack the NRL team.
>He is likely to play outside centre at the Reds where he can use his athletic 110 kilogram frame to batter opponents.
was the the reds dog
looked good in real time lads
Offside and a forward pass to boot.
Lowlanders on suicide watch.
>>66687100
Reds memers on (You)icide watch
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>>66687336
Waah why doesn't the ref let us be in front the kicker and advance forward
>>66687329
Y O U
O
U
Germany lad your team is getting BTFO by MOROCCO in the 7's.
ENOUGH PASSING WITHOUT LOOKING
> Soap passing like a bar of soap
>that pass from Parker
Not again
comeback is on
>all that fucking obstruction
SOAP SOAP SOAP
fuck sake
Otago BTFO
classic otago
So if Pocock got a retrospective red card, where the fuck is that cunts red card?
>>66687464
wasnt as bad lad
>>66687464
Pocock did it for like 11 seconds in a maul m8
>>66687464
The game would be over.
It's not about being fair. It's FOR THE SPECTACLE OF RUGGA
Why isn't it spelled Otogo
>>66687464
lol. pocock was pulling with lots of force for 10 seconds. in a maul.
Pogill when?
>>66687500
Whenever Gill signs for NSW
>>66687489
Because it's not pronounced like a fucking country in Africa.
>>66687509
>LE FUGG LE EN ESS DOUBLE (YOU) XDDD
Ntogo btfo
>>66687521
Maybe it is when you account for your accent
>gill trying to get osbourne sent off for tackling his own player
>>66687535
Fuck off
Spaghetti fucking everywhere
>>66687559
Kek don't pick on my bf
>fekitoa
gonna beat him like he beats his wife
If it's not about intent, why wasn't that a yellow card for Osbourne?
told you guys my landers always spaghetti against the reds in brisbane
>>66687582
Because he didn't break any law?
>>66687583
need an all time record or list of games
>>66687582
same reason offside rule doesnt apply to your own players
Ref please find a reason to disallow that one
about time
well deserved for smith
>>66687597
Well they've lost the last 6 in brisbane I know that.
In 2014 they were losing by 20 points at half time. Managed to bounce back to 33-33 with time up on the clock, then kicked it to the reds who scored and won the game.
>>66687606
Offside isn't dangerous though
Slipper is so fucking shit
TANAKA-SAN
Haha time for based Tanaka!
>you now remember CFS got a fucking wallaby cap
>>66687661
In fairness, I think that was when >we had no wingers
>Peter Betham got a wallaby cap
fekitoa hasnt thrown a single good ball the entire game
>>66687676
we still don't have
>>66687676
>paddy ryan got a wallaby cap
>luke morahan got a wallaby cap
Soap and Kekitoa have been dogshit all game
>>66687661
>>66687676
I remember against Scotland he had a clear run to the line and then ran into touch.
missed knock on there
>will Skelton has multiple wallabies caps
>le humidity handling meme
what a fucking manlet that jap is
If reds win bumwolves will be the only 0 win team left
>>66687722
manlets are the best half backs lad
>>66687728
yeah but he is more like a turbo manlet
i'd hate to see him tackled
>>66687714
>will skelton was hyped up as world class
>>66687715
Its autumn its not humid anymore
> James O Connor unironically played 10 in a lions series
SOAP
COME BACK IS FUCKING ON
>>66687737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7tnnj3whaw
>>66687742
>Le huge islander tah 2nd row who doesn't do anything meme
Timani, Skelton and soon to be Lousi
SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP
>Speds
good thing i didn't even bother watching this game
they are becoming worse and worse each match, losing by wider margins each time
fuck them, they literally don't care
hope this teams dissapears as fast as possible, far from making our player improve they are playing worse and worse
gn, probably will stop coming to rug till next WC
>its a reds throw it away at the last minute episode
oh shit m8
If you're a Reds fan you must be wishing for death right now.
KEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEEKKEK
The state of poopeelian rugby
>>66687100
>(you)
>>66687785
Welcome back m7
CHOKELAND CHOKES
barrett on meme running 10 pooicide watch
HAHAHA FUCK OFF KAFER YOU WEINER.
cheeky droppy lads
>>66687785
>its an autistic whinging black cunt episode
>>66687785
kek
KEK
>this salt from the commentators
>Reds choking their first win of the season
>Roar choking the minor premiership at the exact same time
JUST kill me
>>66687827
THEY WOR ALL OFFSOID BOY SEX METERS
>>66687835
>Roar
I don't know what this is m8
>>66687835
>caring about wogball
>>66687835
a-at least the broncos won
How hard the the Highlanders getting refballed right now!
time for anime to win
>goromaru kicking off tanaka's mistake
cuck my shit up
>>66687849
We R Who We R
DAMN IT GOROMARU!
>goromaru
Kek weebs on pooicide watch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT KICK
WE BASKETBALL NOW
execute queenslanders
YOU HAVE ONLY 2 MINUTES WHY DID YOU KICK IT AWAY!
WE
ARE
RED
>2 disallowed tries
robbed
GG Reds, that was a surprisingly close game
MEMERS GET OUTTTTTT
>1 point up
>kick the ball back 3 times
fuckin cunts shouldve lost for that
>poolanders failing
>hurrs still inconsistent as
>chiefs already showing signs of dropping off
IT'S OUR FUCKING YEAR LADS, THE DYNASTY RETURNS
>>66687117
>the absolute fucking state of (you)
Get fucked tipping faggots
>>66687974
>Liam Gill incharge of kicking
>>66687978
basedlanders get all their players back after the bye except buckman
>>66687978
yeah really showed dynasty rugby against the force last night
>>66687978
The only Dynasty you're getting is the one where all your buildings get blown the fuck out by earthquakes on a regular basis
my dick is rock hard here lads
>>66688015
>1(one) win
>the sunwolves are the only team without a win
;_;
>>66688042
Suck shit weebs
At shads, anyone else still here?
>>66688042
>>66688065
whats with all the jap internationals on the bench of Aus/NZ SR teams?
didnt they add Japan literally because they have $$$ ?
>>66688042
>the kings have the same amount of wins as the reds
>poo peelian rugby
>>66688042
>mfw they dont play a single nz team
>>66688083
no, what made you think that?
they added them because sa wanted a reason to have another team
>>66688093
>the Kings are better than the Sunwolves
>Japan beat RSA
Literally as shit as each other.
>>66687151
I have a really hard time feeling sorry for South Africans and their teams given how much >you have fucked up Super Ugly
>>66688083
the jap team has fuckall money. They didn't even have a coach until 3 weeks before the season started.
>>66687778
Lousis Kiwi or at least has 2 more years until residency
Is there an easily communicable reason why baseball became Jap's no.1 sport?
>>66688204
No i think they have money its just that the top league werent happy with the sunwolves. The top league has a lot more money (aus players can 3x their salary) but obvs supers the better comp. I think the JRU had trouble putting them together cos they had to negotiate with the top league clubs for so long
>>66688320
Barely any physical attributes needed probably.
>>66688320
see >>66688338
Same reasons Indians and Pakis like cricket
>Check scores after missing the game
>28 Reds 27 Highlanders
Is this real life?
>>66688409
Yeah same here. Was it actually an enjoyable game? I only saw the last five minutes.
>>66688409
>>66688436
>the absolute fucking state of you faggots
Thinking about watching a bit of yuro rugby tonight.
Wasps v Exeter mite b good
>>66688463
>this is what years of being a Reds supporter does to you
>>66688320
it was the only pro sport for a very long time. soccer's popularity is very recent and obviously rugby went pro only recently.
i dont need to explain why being professional allowed to to become so popular
>>66688543
Fucking gives us the ability to know what games we'll win
>reminder that literally 2 (two) tippers picked the Reds
>reminder that this game was always in the fucking bag
Check the archive faggots, the story doesn't change.
>>66688646
Poor deprived Reds supporter lashing out with all that built up Richard Graham resentment. It's okay, he can't touch your no no place anymore.
>>66688717
Get fuckt queer. Everyone called me retarded when I said the Reds were going to win this game last week, you're not allowed to call me mad when you cunts were literally and objectively BTFO over your meme tipping.
>>66688539
>not watching the all blacks retirement homes play eachother
racing v toulon breh
>>66688646
They sure were tippers.
>the absolute fucking state of (you) faggots
>>66688967
>Get BTFO by the BASEDBlacks for years
>Then pay them obscene money when they're past their prime
Keep doing what you're doing, Yrope rugby.
>>66688993
>insane upset
Fucking state of rugby tippers.
>>66688967
For some reason espn fixture list didn't have it up with the other champions cup games. Guess I'll watch that instead
>>66689104
kek just checked and it's tomorrow actually
>>66688993
>BP if goromaru didn't miss
i am SEETHING
Who is going to take over the GOAT mantle from Dan and Richie now they are gone. The media need a few new players to build up and make comparisons every 2 seconds. Who's next?
I'm guessing Pocuck will be one of them. He is already blown by the media every 2 seconds with his PC nice guy persona.
>>66689498
There's not many who are undeniable GOATs in their position right now.
Which quarter finals are on tonight?
toulon vs racing and what else
>>66688993
>highlanders by 27
it's like he thinks richard grahams still coaches the reds
>>66689498
not the most marketable or sexiest position and/or person but Brodie Retallick at 24 has won an insane amount of trophies and has won world player of the year
Will cement GOAT status in next 4 years. Weirdly good disciplinary record as well
how long until shorks make me 6 for 6
>>66689801
starts at 1am
>>66689801
2 hours, probably be ugly but will be interesting I guess. Lions need to win to show the Shorks their disgusting style of play is shit
>>66689801
>tfw chatting with based muscular name but know that I have a better mp and bp than him
Get rekt faggot
Undeniable GOATS right now
15-
14-
13-
12-
11-
10- D.Carter (yes he is still better than any other 10 right now)
9- A.Smith
8-
7- D.Pocock
6-
5- G.Kruis
4- B.Retallick (fitness permitting)
3-
2- G.Guirado
1-
>>66690063
Do you mean worlds best? cos thats different to GOAT
Carter is GOAT, Smith you could make an argument for, Retallick see>>66689664
>>66690063
>GOATs now meaning best at this exact moment
meme gone wrong
>>66690063
>>66690177
>>66690212
Ignore minnow posting
Do not respond to minnow posts.
God damn Perry Baker is QUICK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21XPrcVp9Cw
>>66690177
>>66690212
>>66690441
current best in their position, you know what I mean
Gentleben BTFO'ing the casuals in the tipping comp
Good on you lad
>>66690063
>8
>not faletau
Why is Campagnaro on the bench for literally who Ian Whitten. Can he not play 12?
>>66691558
Don't know why Campagnaro isn't starting cause Slade can play 12.
>>66690724
Thanks man, am out having a drink at the moment but that legit made me smile.
I wouldn't mind if Super Rugby had access to chat to the coaches during the game like they do in yuro rugby. Usually they time it pretty well with downtime.
I hope my shorks can win
>>66692245
What would it add for the viewer? It would only slow the game down.
>>66692307
I'd like to hear coaches opinions during the game, especially if something controversial happened.. Doesn't slow down anything instead of commentary you hear from the coach.
>>66690063
13-Keith Earls
>>66692369
Oh I thought you meant coaches talking to players like a timeout
>>66692369
You would just end up with more platitudes
>>66692295
same bru
Chiefs,Chiefs,Chiefs!
How many times will Gary Gold kick the TMO's door in and scream at him today?
>>66692529
how many times would she have been sexually assaulted by a kaffir
>>66692529
hnnnnng
Everytime I'm back at home the Sharks have a bye.
>>66692595
Zero
>>66692595
go back to your blacked threads on /tv/ you cuck
Where are all the yuroposters at?
The quarter finals of the heineken cup usually has more than this on /rug/
Thomas Waldron. 19 tries this season
>>66692650
Rugby isn't halaal
>>66692650
>Implying
Never seen it and Ive been here for too long
>>66692664
noice
>piutau
>>66692637
>>66692621
I had dinner with a couple of Saffers earlier this evening.
They are from Joburg and they were telling me about the crime and the ANC etc...
I have nothing but pity for you guys. I respect you for remaining in your country, but personally I'd emigrate.
>>66692679
Last year there was a bunch for the Saracens and Leinster games at least.
No jaggy wanking over his shitty munster side.
>>66692701
Whats ski boat fishing scene around aus?
I'm leaving as soon as I can build a nice cv.
>>66692701
moving to sydney in a couple years lad. see you there :^)
>>66692650
breh the heineken cup is ded, the new euro cup has a horrible artificial feel
It's been long enough. All the Irish /rug/ posters who were here when they thought they were good winning the six nations have disappeared. We can only assume another potato famine has ravaged the country. May they rest in peace.
>>66692857
>Ireland will never recover their pre-famine population
Maybe they'd have been good at rugby
good morning my friends
>>66692795
>>66692801
you fellas should just arrive on boats so you can get the sympathy vote in
Pathetic drop
>>66692917
are you still on suicide watch?
>>66692857
>2015 was Irelands best chance to win the world cup
>They Choked
>They wont be relevant for another decade
>>66692795
no idea lad I don't fish and I've only done it once casually up in the Hawkesbury near Sydney. I'd definitely recommend getting a boat and going up the Hawkesbury in any case because its beautiful.
>>66692801
It's easy as fuck to get a job in Sydney but rent prices are also insane so be wary of that. Your rand and any assets you currently have will be worth next to nothing here so expect to basically start from scratch as well.
>>66692910
Don't they just eat cakes and potatoes now?
>>66692922
Kek
Fucking FORWARD
>>66692936
why? jags are just learning the ways of super rugby, everyone here knew they were going to get BTFO but the best to git gud at something is to keep playing against the best.
Missed the game, lads. How many handling errors did >we make? Did we stand any chances?
I feel this campaign has been kind of a failure so far, given that the Jags could've won every match butinstead choked and lost.
>>66693043
Are you a /rug/ casual? There's atleast one Argie who posts here regularly who is LITERALLY on suicide watch because he was completely unrealistic about the chances the Fags had.
>check check check!!!!
>>66693067
>How many handling errors did >we make
Only watched the first half. The Hags were winning but then conceded two tries in 2 minutes in the last minute of the half and unraveled after that.
Basically inexperience is killing them
>>66693067
I think the first season you are given a pass to certain extent as long as you show promise and get a few wins. It is if you show no improvement in the next season or two where it will look bad.
>>66693067
Not that many handling errors in general I guess. It's just that all the ones you made were when you had scoring opportunities...again.
>>66693097
>>66693043
Its this guy >>66687785
PEE IT OW
It's the Piutau show
>James Haskell took a blow to his mouth
Not his first from what I heard
>>66693097
no, i come here quite often, but I never had my expectations that high for the jags.
I do have high hopes for them in the long run, but they are taking baby steps first, everyone here got happy we now are able to get BTFO much more times a year so we can learn much more consistently.
>>66693141
>>66693142
>>66693149
Yeah but the "they have to get used to Super Rugby" argument has lost its validity, since they've proved they have what it takes to win.
On another note, I don't understand how it's even possible to drop the ball so fucking often. Seriously, did they play only with their feet all the way up to professionalism?
>>66692664
>another 2 today
he ain't bad
>>66693337
they played against the cheetahs which by what /rug/ people here say is the same that saying you can cut it to La Liga because you barely beat Eibar.
Its going good lads :)
>>66693337
>since they've proved they have what it takes to win
when? how? by beating Ireland?
Do you have any idea how much of a gap there is between NH Rugby and SH Rugby? The gap between Ireland and New Zealand is the gap between Argentina and Brazil.
Argentina have never consistently been able to challenge NZ/AUS/SA. I know they beat Australia once and South Africa last year. But Australia steamrolled Argentina in the World Cup and South Africa are a glorified NH team.
fug we have a trend now
>>66693452
kek. These shitters have no discipline
>that smug lions fan
Never forward
>lachie turner
lolwut
didn't expect him to be snapped up
gonna have a BBQ tonight with my friends lads.
>>66693503
hahahahaha
Does South African Rugby have any domestic selection policy restriction or can all overseas players be picked irrespective of caps?
>>66693525
wish I could make it
>you will never banter with some argie blokes while grilling some carne on the parilla
>>66693525
Whats it like to have friends?
butchie is so kawaai
>>66693525
a s a d o
>>66693544
for the last few years they've been able to pick overseas players regardless.
dunno whether the new coach will change that but i doubt it
>>66693544
I don't think they've ever had restrictions
>>66693614
think NZ will ever change it? They don't need to atm just because of how much depth is >your domestic teams. But that might change in a few years because France are constantly poaching players.
fuck joe
>>66693655
he is having a shocker. cant wait for lambie to come back
>>66693653
don't think so. not in the next 15 tears at least.
I could see it going the way of Australia (60 caps allowed) eventually, but more than that would be opening a door that can't be closed. need the allure of the ab jersey to keep players because of the lack of $.
>>66693653
Not any time soon. I assume beyond the myth of the jersey being all special bullshit the pay grade of the all blacks particularly the senior ones while not a huge amount is enough to keep yuro poachers at bay.
Fuck sake
>>66693842
Wade fucked that
ogre
Good try.
Shit fucking defence.
>>66693684
Soon
shorks ruining ma streak
Thought they had choked that chance
de shorks
>>66693380
>>66693415
No, what I meant was that they lose their games mostly because of their own mistakes and not because of a lack of ability.
One could argue that their handling errors and high amount of penalties conceded 'comes with the whole package' but I refuse to believe that. The amount of tries wasted because of the aforementioned defects is ridiculous and might be 80% of the reasons why they lost games they could've won.
In short: they've lost mostly because of their amateurish fuckups and not because of the opposition's level and/or lack of skill.
I bet the Speds feel pretty dumb for signing Moore now because they've already got a better Hooker than him. Their options now are either
>put the best Hooker in Australia on the bench
or
>put the +100cap Wallaby captain who probably costed a small fortune on the bench
idiots
>>66693965
For fuck's sake, my English has been so shitty lately. My posts look like a transcription of something said by a guy with a speech impediment.
>>66693996
a little like goromaru v hunt
both expensive players no doubt
>>66694043
It read fine to me
>>66694064
>a little like goromaru v hunt
No that's just stupidity because Hunt could just be moved to 12
Anyway I wouldn't be surprised if Moore's deal to the Reds was cancelled. Ready has only really broken through this season and just don't see how they can both play for the same team when they are without doubt the #1 and #2 Wallabies hookers atm
Shorks attack coach is a bucket with a face painted on it sitting on top of a broom handle
Squeaky bum time. Line out steal would be priceless now
>>66694096
>and not because of the opposition's level and/or lack of skill.
I meant to say "and/or lack of skill on behalf of the Jaguars"
>>66694064
Hunt is on ~A$750k
You can correct me but I think that might be more than some ABs earn which is fucking hilarious
>Queersland incharge of money
Pls no,dont score wasps
>>66694175
That would be more than the majority of the All Blacks earn Id say
FOR FUCKS SAKE
don't go too wild with celebrations wasp lads.
you've still got to make a tough conversion with an average kicker
Piataued
>>66694175
More than most of them.
Senior players like Retallick and Read obviously make more but most don't.
>Nathan Hughes crying like a bitch
Loving every Lel
Nearly in tears. Fucking Wasps, cant wait to beat them in the league play off
>>66694238
hard luck
>>66694281
>Retallick is still only 24
Someone Ryan Shawcross this cunts leg for christ sake. Do it for the sake of the sport.
Is there any hope Saracens won't rape Northhampton?
BASED BEAST
FUCK OFF REF
>>66693592
>>66693608
you guys could comeover if you want to. we are a pretty tight group and we know each other since high school, we used to be the freak kids that didn't get invited to parties, but at least we can hang around every week and just laugh at stuff or eat some food together, while the other fucks don't even see each other anymore. for example, yesterday we sat around for hour and a half just watching bugs and bloopers from Star Wars the Phantom Menace for PS1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z896Fj6oeM
>>66693614
asado, exactly, but didn't thought you guys knew what that mean. sorry for being wrong
Bahaha Beast losing his shit
Worst captain
>>66694542
sounds based as fuck lad
fuck every game with mvovo for making me hungry
the difference that having a fly-half who actually calls plays can make
>Dis Corbs London rivalry rap
>>66694787
You should probably get an aids test after watching that
>>66694787
Jesus how long ago was that image
gg sharks what a shit game
>>66694844
Good Idea
>>66695114
Joost how do I go about getting an AIDS test?
Lions have a chance to prove they are best in SA if they can beat Stormers next week
>>66695141
just rape some babies m8
>>66695162
they are the best in SA, only team who dont use their kicking to mask their awful defense
>Rick rolling the crowd
top jej
lel
What a knob
Stuart needs to fuck off desu senpai
>>66697230
>Stuart Barnes