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CAL:Niklas Backstrom will face Wild on Saturday
NAS:Jimmy Vesey wins 2016 Hobey Baker Award
NYR:Rangers will start Antti Raanta Saturday
BUF:Jason Kasdorf will make his debut on Friday
TB:Victor Hedman expects to play Saturday
LA:Quick hits 40 wins for first time in career
CAL:Mikael Backlund scores first career hat trick
CAL:Dougie Hamilton sets new high in points
CLG:NHL, PA to discuss banning meldonium
DET:Justin Abdelkader exits vs. Bruins
PIT:Beau Bennett won't play against Capitals
ARI:Martin Hanzal (UBI) is done for the season
bracket:
http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/?intcmpid=bc2016_nav_fnt_img#/league/113862
>ufw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
Also
Aztlan will dominate this years playoffs
>yfw broons win da cup
>>66683637
thanks
>>66683703
<3
>P. K. Subban: Montreal Canadiens Defenseman May Be Traded This Offseason, Report Says CTV's Brian Wilde told TSN 690 that "there's a 50/50 chance" Subban is traded by July.
Edmonton's defense just got a little better and a little blacker
>>66683627
>http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/?intcmpid=bc2016_nav_fnt_img#/league/113862
also should mention the password is lel
>>66683627
>lightning from ff13
![a5d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4b9sQkv.jpg "a5d[1].jpg")
>>66683721
>going from one shitty Canadian meme team to an even shittier Canadian meme team
I already feel sorry for him
>>66683721
I'm okay with this
>>66683719
>>66683729
thought the same
a cute
>>66683765
Oilels are winning the cup in 3 years desu senpai
JUST FUCKING LOSE
AND WE GET 3RD
FUCK
JUST LOSE
GET
POOPOOPEEPEEINAJARVI
Toronto Maple Leafs is the best team in the world. It's an original 6 team
who /incomingdynasty/ here
>>66684281
We're taking Bean 4th overall m8. Prepare yourself.
>>66684382
it is impossible to be a dynasty thanks to missing the playoffs last year
>>66683721
Maroon-McDavid-Stamkos
Hall-Draisaitl-RNH
Klefbom-Subban
Sekera-Hamonic
Talbot
Thoughts?
>>66684461
>Stamkos
No porn industry in EDM. He'll never go.
>>66684382
>dynasty
>eliminated by the oilels and flimflams
Pick one
>>66684503
los equipos de meme
>>66683721
$10 he lands in detroit
>>66684586
>detoilet
>tradable assets
>cap space
>>66684586
they don't have anything of value to trade
Convince me not to kill myself
>>66684692
memes
>>66683721
He isn't the problem though.
Is he a distraction in the locker room or something?
>>66684760
Someone has to be to blame and it can't be someone French or Indian
>BJ's vs. Buffalo: 4-1
>Ristolainen: -2
Sleep tight Pekka
>>66684744
No no I said convince not to
>>66684849
>korpisalo .971
Finnish goaltending did its job
>>66684882
>Proud of .971
>Against Ristomongols team
> tfw Ducks sweep the shorks in the first round
>>66684901
The Ducks will lose game 7 at home. Its the law
>>66683721
>implying the dumpster fire regime in edmonton can get shit done
wew lad
>>66684963
> shorks
> winning any game 7s or not reverse sweeped
>>66684993
Whichever way it goes, somebody will have choked and the other will in round 2
>rags
>>66685020
i look forward to seeing yet another lundqvist tantrum and meltdown
>>66685035
I for one am praying for the return of Tunnelqvist
1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo
1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings
Thoughts?
>mfw I had a dream that Kings vs Panther in the first round of the playoffs and the Kings won the first game 4-1
>>66685035
>>66685045
He is a fucking brick wall m8. A beautiful fucking brick wall ready to shit on you m8
>>66685072
AND SO IT WAS WRITTEN
>>66685085
more like ready to shit the bed
>>66685090
screenshot it
>>66685091
He can shit on you anywhere you want m8. Just name the place and time
>>66685071
top list, pekka
>>66685085
An inconsoleable padbabby
Can't wait until they make goalie equipment smaller so actually athletic goalies can dominate
Reminder that it was in and Calgary won Game 6
>>66685113
at brooklyn versus the islanders. that team shits all over lundqy and the rags
Guess what
Who will you be bandwagoning?
>>66685240
Panthers
>>66685251
Tbph that's probably what I'll do when the sharks shork
>>66685240
Islanders
>tfw no gf to take to playoff hockey games and explain the rules to her when she's confused and verbally berate her in the car ride home when the Pens fuck up in the 2nd round again
why even live?
>tfw one of your favourite pornstars who is a hockey fan dies randomly
Fuck Finland
>>66685301
Drugs and a totally fucked up type of employment does that to people. Getting fucked for cash must be soul destroying
What canadian team is closest to winning the stanley cup, more importantly what team is closer to going to the PLAYOFFS
>>66685301
I know that scene. How can somebody piss so much?
>>66685749
I was more impressed how he could stop and start again. I can't do that.
>>66685759
tiny canadian penises have difficulty controlling themselves
>>66685717
If Price is healthy he can singlehandedly carry the Habs to the playoffs but they won't win a Cup if they keep relying on that method. If Edmonton ever does anything to upgrade their shit-tastic defense they are close to contending for a Cup, though still 3+ years out.
>>66685812
my bladder would rather just get it all out at once.
>>66685128
So basically Quick will win the Jennings and Vezina for the next 5 years straight?
>>66686042
maybe every other year, that dude is up and down as fuck.
>>66685717
calgary for cup, habs for playoffs. people say edmonton but their management is brutal, so is their d, and they have an elite core of losers.
![ed5c73fa76de3730a23c132a1fb3aa19[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UNhM8E7.jpg "ed5c73fa76de3730a23c132a1fb3aa19[1].jpg")
>>66685637
oh word, that whole country is bullshit.
>>66686078
Are there other goalies in the NHL as athletic as him that won't be affected much by a decrease in size?
>lundpads
>>66686253
no one in particular off the top of my head, but with goaltending being so variable and unpredictable it wouldn't surprise me to see someone else emerge. bobrovsky maybe, or someone new altogether.
>Finnish """""""hockey"""""""
What's the point?
>>66686351
>muh boring team defense
>muh silver medals
>muh """"""""""""goaltending""""""""""""""
>>66686403
>Muh 4 canadian reffs in an olympic final where Canada is one of the teams playing
>Ristomongol
>-20
>>66685240
Won't be watching because i'm not a fucking cuck
>Forsberg 63p
>Bustkov 58p
>Forsberg
>franchise scoring legend
>Bustkov
>Bust
Is Claud Kill?
>Puljushit
>Laineshit
>Can't even dominate fucking LIIGA while Nylander dominated the vastly superior SHL while being on the worst team in the league
>tfw Bustkov gets speared just right
>A Finnish heritage disease is a genetic disease or disorder that is significantly more common in people whose ancestors were ethnic Finns, natives of Finland and Sweden (Meänmaa) and Russia (Karelia and Ingria).
>Within Finland these diseases are more common in the east and north, consistent with their higher association with ethnic Finns than with ethnic Swedes.
>Finland is already lagging well behind the eurozone economies that were in dire straits three years ago – with the sole exception of Greece.
>>66683722
http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/?intcmpid=bc2016_nav_fnt_img#/league/135716
Pass: poopinjarvi
Here is the recipe for building a cup winning hockey team nowadays:
American goalie (see the explanation below)
Canadian defense (elite as fuck)
Canadian and a couple random euro forwards (they just work so well together)
An American captain (they have that go get em American spirit in the locker room)
No Finns (they are memes, busts and locker room cancer)
No Canadian goaltending (American goalies are just better nowadays and you can pick one up lower in the draft)
No Swedes (they are all cucks and comfortable with always losing)
No Russians (they are greedy with the puck on the ice and wife beaters at home)
Feel free to add your thoughts
>finland
>and everyone says Finns are the autistic shitposters
At least we're dumb Drake posters 2bh fämäläm
they hate us coz they aint us
ok boys, if the wings and flyers are so good... jesus christ save my soul. i need your prayers. ive been nice all year. lets pray for the bruins to make the playoffs. please. please. please. thank you.
>>66686665
fuck off anime weed bruins guy.
>>66686665
>>66686674
both me
>>66686657
huomenta friend
>>66686686
me proxy
ok who is who
>>66686719
i'm them
>>66686707
finland... the flood is here
>>66686764
Have you prepared you basement
>>66686799
finny... i have... but im still scare D:
>>66686825
Instead of running away dive into it
Face your fears
should i go get breakfast or no boys
also go bruins
im me
>>66686850
go for it bb
>>66686882
ok. should i get hashbrowns
>>66686895
No you fat fuck.
Yogurt, fruit, granola
>>66686905
FUCK you
>>66686895
Yeah sure sounds good
>>66686895
eat whatever you want lad, youve deserved it
t. eri finn
>>66686905
>Yogurt
>Amerifats
>>66686905
>fruit
>Amerifruits
>>66686905
>Granola
>Amerigrandmas
>>66686952
>>66686944
>>66686931
>Swede showing us his nigger obsession
Why am I not surprised?
>>66686967
>Ameri'Obamas
17:00 finnish time, who hype here
>>66687070
If I wanna watch CHL level hockey I will just watch the original instead Pekka
>>66687070
cant wait
ok boys. bacon egg and cheese and hashies plus chocolate milk. btw im 160 at 6 2. :)
>>66687101
you could also just watch a canadian nhl team.
>>66687184
>Bacon
>Egg
>Cheese
>Hashies
>Chocolate milk
>160
>6.2
>Ameribacoeggcheeehashi+chocilk'hundsigsdiszixtoos
>>66687289
you upset that im thinner than you, lars? post specs :)
>>66687070
I'll watch it desu. That's pretty soon isn't it? 3 hours?
>>66687380
yes 3 hours
>mfw finny has to watch hoccei at like 10am
>mfw bruins are on at 12 so i cant even sleep cause i will sleep through the game so i have to eat more addie
>>66687339
How would I be upset over someone being a bunch of feets and half thumbs? long and weights some amount of some ancient roman measurement used hundreds of years before christ?
>tfw been up all night watching starcraft
>tfw starcraft abd hockey all day
Rip me
>>66687443
i legit dont understand the meaning of this post try expressing your thoughts in plain language and not phrased colloquials foppa. fuck lundqvist fuck you fuck your father and fuck mats sundin you dirty peasant boy >>66687443
>>66687490
>>66687443
Early morning /hoc/ is my shit lmao.
Oliver Kylington is the next Karlsson
>>66687526
kinda harsh, kid hasnt played a game in the nHl yet
>mfw Bergeron and Marchand carry the Bruins into the playoffs and they put together a run
>>66687546
>le karlsson is bad meme
Once more, finland, you disappoint me
>>66687561
>mfw
>mfw drunk at 7am
hobestly lmbo.
>>66687578
But he actually is bad
>>66687526
Liljegren is the more talented Karlsson
>>66687662
bög
>>66687662
kitty cat
>>66687745
>>66687745
whats mean :/ huomenta
>>66687837
Bög means gay in swedish
>>66687884
son of a bitch!!!!!!
>not drafting a Russian beast as defenseman
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=324561
>>66687930
>>66687953
>russian
>defense
>>66687960
>>66688004
Eww those legs have no meat
>>66688021
finny you cant let the nigs tell you that your women need to have cave woman bodies. also the notebook is really getting to me..
"you cant just dance in the middle of the street"
the hobey baker winner confirmed signing with boston btw
jesus i just wish ryan gosling and rachel mcadams could be together but fate, circumstance, culture, and socioeconomic class are preventing it at this point
>>66685240
Blues. Love me some Tarasenko and Backes and Pietrangelo and Shattenkirk.
>mfw they choke again
Can we all just agree that Finland > Sweden?
Finland - rough and tumble, alcoholic, meme-creating, mongolish bros
Sweden - pretty boy twink cucks who are obsessed with a little girl on the Laffs and a 4th forward on the Snes
And to cap it all off - ZERO (0) Swedes on this list, and TWO (2) Finns
>>66688432
Fuck that asshole, if he didn't want to sign with Nashville he should have told them upfront after they drafted him so GMDP could have traded him for someone who wanted to play for the Predators.
>>66689558
>mfw all those fucking leafs
>>66689642
>defenceman comes sliding through the crease
>knocks goaler off balance as he goes to push cross crease
WEW LAD, I bet he's still rotting in a basement cell in the Kremlin.
SWEDES ATTENTION
does all SHL games come from your channel 4?
You're playing shinny on an outdoor rink when this guy throws your girl a beautiful no-look saucer pass, through traffic and right on the tape.
What do you do?
>>66690058
Go bar down and do the duck hunter celebration
>>66690058
I keep calling him to tell him how I fucked his mom back in '92.
>>66689887
C More Sport, which is owned by TV4
>>66690159
>born in '97
What dark sorcery is this?
>>66690159
>>66690246
Wait nevermind. Thought you were implying Mess was his dad. Which would make a lot of sense, actually.
>tfw those commercials are about an estranged father desperately trying to reconnect with his son
>>66690014
Her body looks plump and ripe
>>66689558
>gretzky babby and the 0 (zero) olympic gold medalist
Go check
1. NHL All-Time Points per Game Leaders
2. Active NHL Players Points per Game Leaders
3. NHL Defensemen ‑ All-Time Playoff Points per Game Leaders
even the finn in 3 is named Ruotsalainen
>>66690303
>"Connor..Hey Connor, are you there? I..I just wanted to say how proud I am of you and all you've accomplished. I know you'll make all of Edmonton just as proud of you as I am...Also, did you get my care package? With the seven new flavors of Lays chips? Anyway say 'hi' to your mother for me."
mfw Ontario eliminated the condors from the playoffs today
fucking coilers will finish 2nd from last place 2 years in a row in bakersfield. I am never ever going to get to use my free playoff tickets
>>66690458
>Connor? You there? Ah, you must be working. Why did you stand closer to your uncle Wayne in the picture? I know you're probably still mad at me, but I promise I'm a different man now. I brought you a bag of dill pickle chips - that's still your favorite, right? Anyway, I've gotta get going. I'll call you tomorrow, kiddo.
>>66690518
Oilel fan here, sorry BROman Horak. >We've sucked at drafting for a decade, but that should change this summer with Chiarelli making the selections. Caleb Jones and Ethan Bear should turn pro soon, so there's that.
>>66690553
>"It just sucks you know, Ovie? I'm trying really hard to be there for him and he just shuts me down like I did the Devils in the '94 ECF. Oh and do me a favor? Tell that troll Trotz you're about six cups shy of ever being on my level, okay bud? Thanks for the chat."
>>66690674
>I don't know what to do anymore. I've tried everything to get through to him. I just want him to know I love him, and I'm sorry for not being there. Maybe he's right - he hasn't needed me before, why would he need me in his life now?
>>66683627
Can you post """her""" penis please
>>66690817
>"I've done a lot of great things in my life, things I'm proud of, but why can't he see that none of them matter if I can't show my son that I love him?"
Calling all Canadians. Since there are none of >our teams in the playoffs and the majority of them are lottery teams, rank the top 10 prospects for the 2016 draft:
>laffs
1) Austin Matthews
2) Jesse Puljujaarvi
3) Patrick Laine
4) Pierre-Luc Dubois
5) Jacob Chychrun
6) Matthew Tkachuk
7) Alex Nylander
8) Olli Juolevi
9) Michael McLeod
10) Mikhail Sergachev
>>66691045
>Pulju before Laine
>>66691045
Reasons why I rank Pulju > Laine:
1) Leafs management looks for players who play a complete, 200ft game. Players who are creative offensively and responsible defensively. Laine is a fantastic shooter but his game is 1-dimensional, should the opposing team just put a player to shut him down at the top of the circle he is functionally useless.
2) Laine is hideous. He has the worst case of Finnish Heritage Disease I've ever seen. As the player the leafs draft here will be critical in the rebuild they can't be a subject of constant ridicule
>>66691045
Swap juolevi with chychrun and I'll take it.
>>66691090
>implying it's not a great pick either way
>>66691045
adjusted ranking per the /hoc/ulan method
1. No forwards under 5'10, no defence under 6'0
2. DO NOT, under any circumstances draft any player from the QMJHL
3. No forwards from the WHL
4. Do not believe the Finns' lies, add 20 to their draft position(#2 - > #22)
6. Picking top 5? Take a forward.
7. No goalies in the first round
8. DO NOT fall for the rugged defensive defenceman meme
9. Draft Swedish defencemen.
10. DO NOT draft Russians that have already moved to North America to play junior hockey.
11. DO NOT draft Russian defencemen that can't skate. Otherwise you'll have concrete cones that won't do anything.
Using sportsnet's ranking
1) Auston Matthews
2) Matthew Takchuk
3) Alexander Nylander
4) Jacob Chychrun
5) Michael McLeod
6) Max Jones
7) Tyson Jost
8) Jake Bean
9) Kieffer Bellows
10) Dante Fabbro
>>66691204
I've fallen off Juolevi recently but I can see the value in him. Chychrun is better than his draft stock is right now and I think he is the better all around defenceman.
>>66691187
1.
>players who are creative offensively and and responsible defensively
Exactly what Laine is
2.
>
>and with the 22nd pick minnesota wild takes from finland tappata, patrik laine
im okay with this
>>66691258
Creamy meme dude, thanks for putting so much effort into it.
>>66691298
>Le shoot from the circle man
Not falling for it this time, Ghengis
>>66691045
Oilels
1. Trade bait
2. Trade bait
3. Trade bait
4. Trade bait
5. Trade bait
6. Trade bait
7. Trade bait
8. Trade bait
9. Trade bait
10. Trade bait
>>66691364
Have you even see him play
>>66691364
Still can't believe the caps actually fell for the shoot from the circle meme back in 2004
What a bunch of retards
>>66691447
>comparing Laine with ovechkin
Wew lad there's that Finnish delusion again
>>66691447
Number of cups the capitals have won since 2004?
>>66691539
But he plays almost exactly the same style
Not saying he will ever be as good as Ovechkin
>>66691570
He will be better
Someone hook me up with a stream, I can't find one that isn't absolute shit.
LAINE AGAIN MAAAADMAAAAN
Speaking of laine he scored again
>Henrik Borgström, HIFK
is this fennoswede good?
>>66691605
Gotchu friendo
Who will draft Filip Forsberg's little brother Fredrik Forsberg?
>>66691643
thank you leaf
Laine reminds me more of Lemieux than Ovi 2bh
>>66691589
>>66691045
>no Julien Gauthier in the top 10
6'04'' 220 goes a long way when the guy skates as well as he does.
>>66691732
won't go top 20
>>66691732
Didn't they say literally the exact same thing about Fredric Gauthier in 2013?
>>66691187
while laine is ugly I'd say pulju looks much more finn
>>66691659
Nashville will have him in Milwaukee before you know it.
>it's a Canadian talks about the draft because they have nothing to look forward to thread
>>66691643
Kek'd more than I should have
>>66691883
Mad because your depth of knowledge only reaches to memes?
who /ohldraft/ here?
http://new.ontariohockeyleague.com/ohl-priority-selection-show/
>>66691899
Implying the average Minnesotan isn't more hockey smart than the average Cucknadian
>>66691883
Don't be salty. Early morning \hawk\ is comfy \hawk\. Plenty of time for /int/ posting when school lets out.
>>66691921
Judging by how shit they are at hockey, I doubt that.
https://youtu.be/4ycKjG_fpKo
Lemieux 2.0
>>66691825
The difference is that the younger brother is a 40 goal scorer with a great shot while the older only scored 20. He's the best or second best power forward available after the two finns go. And since most of the teams at the bottom of the standings are full of manlets one of them is bound to want him. Since he plays in the Q I'm thinking maybe Montreal will be the ones to pick him.
>>66692019
There's also gotta be common sense in drafting too. Size with less skill isn't always better than small with more skill. Gauthier has 4th line written all over him.
>>66691994
>no screen
>bad angle
>finnish goaltending
Liiga is shit
to put in perspective how shit players from the qmjhl are
Kevin Klima - http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=283908
Kelly Klima - http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=283907
Daniil Miromanov - http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=289399
All 3 of these players were Knights property before the season started, all 3 were among the first cuts from the Knights camp and were worthless OHL players. Now all 3 are QMJHL stars
>>66692062
Manlets have no room in the NHL era of big finnish bulls
>>66692112
The king of manlets has over 100pts this year so I don't see your point.
>>66692150
He is big chicago bull on the inside
>>66692189
Hahaha Kane could quite possibly be the softest player in the league and is sheltered by his big center anisimov.
>>66692112
Poo in loo yarvy will be a bust
>>66692224
The streets of Chicongo have changed him, hence the raping and cabbie beating
>>66692271
>canadian manlet mad
ahahHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66692290
Those are old wives tales. He doesn't have the balls to do either.
>>66683627
you should change the name to /hoq/
>>66692316
Triggered by poo in loo
>>66691559
1 after this year
>>66692316
>not muh poo in loo!!
>>66692316
Pujuju is Paajarvi all over again tbqh.
>>66692416
>>66692438
>>66692456
i know what will trigger you "5'10"
Pulju, Laine, Aho time.
>OTT/BOS and DET/NYR only available locally
You'd think they'd put one of them on NHLN or something. Not that many people have it anyway.
>>66692543
both nationally broadcast here :^)
Hell be fine
Fellow Flyers fans, will you be watching Bombston - Snes or Detoilet - Rags?
>>66692645
boston is lucky that raanta is playing
rags might win now.
WHAT DA FUK INTERFERENCE REFPUCK
>>66692688
what you watching?
>>66692740
finnpuck
>rags
>>66692761
Who are you cheering for
>bandwagoning Kärpät
disgusting
>>66692908
eat shit
do the players get to choose what advertisements they have on their jerseys
they all seem to have different ones
Which Swede went 1st overall? I honestly can't remember
>>66692933
dynasty teams are always popular
>>66693030
Mats "honorary finn" Sundin
>>66683627
Can we start abbreviating Calgary as CGY in the news?
>>66684604
Sure they do, a playoff spot
>>66693101
Literally what
