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For all hockey and hockey related discussions
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First for Hawks winning the Stan Lee
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>>66674087
One job OP.

One job.
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>BINLAND
>I
>N
>L
>A
>N
>D
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>>66674124
I did it on puropose
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>>66674118
Time for another team, other than blackcocks or kongs, to win it.
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suomi desu
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>>66674164
Sorry, kings are winning the cup and there is nothing anyone here can do about it
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>>66674186
>imblying I dont have a gun
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>>66674186
^^^
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>>66674186
>kongs
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>1. Hart Memorial (MVP)
>2. Art Ross (most points)
>3. James Norris Memorial (best dman)
>4. Vezina (best goaler)
Gap
>5. Conn Smythe (playoff MVP
>6. Calder Memorial (ROTY)
>7. Mr. Hockey (Minnesota high schools best player)
>8. Ted Lindsey (NHLPA circlejerk)
>9. Bill Masterton (most heart)
>10. Hobey Baker (NCAA best player)
Powergap
>91. NHL Plus-Minus Leader (N/A)
>901. King Clancy Memorial (donated mo money fo dem programs)
>9001. Lady Byng (good player but a pussy)
Powergap
>90001^901. Canadian Junior Awards (meme of the month)
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The Stars will choke in the second round against the Hawks. Kane, Keith and Toews are big game players that put the meme first line of Dallas to shame.

>tfw Suckguin has to console himself with Benn's cock
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>>66674218
nobody cares chubs
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>>66674218
H I G H T E S T
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Why (besides Chiarelli being a fucking moron) are the Bruins back on track to suck in the long-term?
>Bergeron and Krejci getting rattled more than Eric Lindros?
>Seguin leaving?
>Rask being a one-hit wonder?
>Julien?
>No Based Tim Thomas?
>other?
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>>66674218
Who is this semen demon?
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>>66674379
Name should be "Casual Bruins Fan" btw
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>>66674379
fuck off
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>>66674275
5 confirms, dubs overruled.
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>>66674218
>norris at 3
>conn smythe not being 1
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>>66674275
do all finlanders carry-around knives?

I played high school hockey with a guy (last name was Lahti) who said he was like 100% finnish. He always had like 5 knives in his hockey bag, said his grandparents gave him them all the time or something. Really strange lad tbf
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>>66674415

Your 5 confirms meme magic at work for >kongs/perds series
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>>66674403
what have I done to offend you, anon? I'd just like to get /hoc/'s opinion on the matter
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Quad 4's means hawks sweep their way to the stan lee and then lose in 7
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>>66674218
>Conn Smythe not 1
>Masterson not 1b

God tier thighs
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>tampa fags
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>>66674455
>>66674416
>muhh playoff MVP

I bet you think Brady is better than Manning
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>>66674609
You think Gretzky Lemieux Orr having 2 each and Roy 3 is just a coincidence? They were the absolute best at their position.
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>>66674586

I'm so glad I finished my education a few years before shit like this became commonplace
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After Kings win the cup Vinny will bring the cup outside of Staples Center and lift it up, molten bronze will then be poured over him and he will remain a statue outside Staples for all eternity
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>Flyers
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>>66674658
And Gretzky had like fucking 10 Harts.

Best player is best player, don't give me that playoff shit
>muhh clutch
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who can stop us?
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>>66674743
desu
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>>66674730
Are you saying the names I mentioned aren't considered some of the best players? Last time I checked they are the literal Goat in their position.
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>>66674764
You're not stopping shit. You don't have Matt Cooke to take out a team's best defenseman anymore.
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>>66674776
Do the Wild trigger you friendo?
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>tfw the ruins get soooo close to playoff spot only to lose against the fucking senators

It will be better then kongs elimination day
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CONTENDERS
>Dallas
>Chicago
>NY Rangers
>Penguins

PRETENDERS
>Shorks
>Kongs
>Ducks
>Islanders
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With the 1st overall selection in the 2016 NHL entry draft, the Vancouver Canucks are pleased to select, from the ZSC Lions.... Auston Matthews!
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>>66674839
>
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>>66674770
Regardless you're implying that playoff MVP is more honorable than MVP which is fucking bananas

28 game MAX versus a field of 16 teams or 82 games versus a field of 30 teams

Justin fucking Williams won the Conn Smythe. I'm not sure if he's ever been the leading point getter on his respective team in his life

Literally
>muhh clutch
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>>66674776
they didn't have that against blues either. didn't stop them. Hawks is the only team that can stop wild, maybe florida too.
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>>66674898
you must be a capitals fan
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>>66674909

>capitals
>fans
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>>66674730
>muh regular-season stats and awards
Gretzky was 10 trillion times more "GOAT" in the NHL than Peyton is not "GOAT" in the NFL
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would anyone be against range banning all Finnish IP's?

all they do is shitpost and never add anything constructive to the threads at hand.
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>>66674839
and that's how jim benning finally lost his job. To this day in year 2025 it's the biggest failure in the draft. Picking Matthews who scored 50 points in 200 games before leaving back to europe before Laine who has scored 500 goals in 900 games and puljujärvi who has scored 1000 points in 920 games.
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>rags
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>>66674927
yep I pick both. retard
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>>66674935
Yeah but both are respective GOATS in their sports
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>>66674938
>would anyone be against range banning all Finnish IP's?
no
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>>66674898
>thinks padding stats against teams like the oilers, jets, leafs, jackets, sabres is better than against the best team in the league
If you enjoy being wrong, that's fine with me.
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>>66674938
>hating on based finns

for what purpose? much better than leafs for sure
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>>66675022
he's sad and lonely
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>that Finnish feel when chugging Stolichnaya alone raw like it's apple juice while shitposting on the internet
>inb4 passed out or ded
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>>66674972
>he unironically believes Peyton is the GOAT
and that's why you need to stick to /hoc/
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>>66675022
>it's a fincuck proxy post
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I love you binland
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>>66675109
based
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>>66675109
Koskenkorva is pretty horrible desu.
Tastes like moonshine.
Russian vodka>>>Finnish "vodka"
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>>66675149
Disrecard. I forgot Finlandia vodka.
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>>66675149
What about swedish vodka?
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>>66675071
Buttmad Bombston fag? Top kek
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>>66675149
>taste of moonshine is bad

fucking lightweights with your zima
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>>66675149
>he puts soda in his beer
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>>66675189
All I know is Absolut and it's fucking shite.
There is a reason it's never ordered neat.
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>>66674994
Everyone else has the opportunity to pad stats. But the best players always produce the best results.

But if you want to be wrong whatever
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>Drinking clear liquors

What do you do with your purse?
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>>66675223
>arguing with clueless autists
Why do I do this to myself
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>>66675215
Svedka is pretty solid for how cheap it is. Though I dont know if swedes actually have svedka
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>>66675264
>let me just insult the guy because my argument really holds no weight whatsoever and can be summarized with >muhh clutch
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>>66675264
It's best to keep in mind you're arguing with americans about hockey.
is like arguing with ethiopians about food
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>>66675201
>>66675214
If I'm drinking vodka, I want it to be smooth and taste like vodka.
Koskenkorva shouldn't be labeled as vodka, because it's actually colorless whiskey with a repulsive shiver effect.
It's just nasty.
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>>66675294
>implying a defensive award that's given out to whoever accrues the most points is better than a cup final performance
This is why your posts mean absolutely nothing
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Whats wrong Bustkov?

Losing to Snes again? Good luck in the playoffs loser
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MEMES IN REAL LIFE
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>>66675385
good luck to karlsson in the golf tournament
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>team wins a lot in the regular season but doesn't win in the postseason
>/hoc/: "lol what a bunch of faggot chokers we all know regular season hockey is irrelevant, postseason is what really matters"

>somebody tries to argue that a player's postseason production is more important than regular season production
>/hoc/: "Wow you are so retarded playoffs are only like 28 games MAX the regular season is much more important"
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>>66675385
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>>66675406
He got a bigger shot at winning a major than Finland have on an Olympic gold medal
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>>66675362
An actual Norris, not the latest Karlsson shit.
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>>66675310
I'm Minnesotan, stick your head in doodoo

>>66675433
Justin Williams will never win the MVP. Ever. He won the Conn Smythe. 2 years ago.
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>>66675454
Barkov needs to work on his smiling skills.
He has that same expression in every photo and it looks like the face of a man who just pooped his pants in a packed super market.
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>>66675310
Watch your mouth son
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>>66675433
Postseason hockey is what really matters tho. The whole point of the regular season is to qualify for the playoffs.
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what did he mean by this?
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>>66675552
It's just a meme. Don't worry about it and pretend it's funny.
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You could average 2 points per game in the playoffs but your team could be swept.

Literally >muhh clutch

Best player is best player. Best player is Hart
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/hoc/, will Thornton and the Shorks finally succeed in defeating memes forever and win the Stanley Cup?
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Fact.

Toronto will never win a cup with this retarded coat of arms
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>>66675552
why did you not buy this?
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>>66674586
we're in the middle for religion?
wew lad.
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>>66675606
No.
They couldn't do it when they were winning the regular season. Why would they magically win it now?
Their window has shut and it's just slow decline now.
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>>66675606
yes the time is now

seeing my two playoff teams in the finals (shorks vs pens) would be a beautiful prologue to Toronto's impending dynasty
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>blues
>sabers
>canucks
>capitals
>coyotes
>sharks
>senators
>panthers
>predators
>jets
>wild
>blue jackets

these are the teams that have never won a cup.

who will be the last of the them to raise a cup?

what year will it be?

will you be alive?
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>>66675606
Nope. Ducks or Kings first round. Not much chance for them to get out of the first round.
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>>66675608
Nazi eagle sitting on top of swedish shield supported by a beaver and a very small bear.

10/10
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>pens are in rape mode
>have locked up their playoff position but will happily eliminate the flyers over protecting their players
>rags can absolutely not be trusted to help the flyers in even a single instance this season
>snes

is all lost bros?
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>>66675666
>laffs
Will never ever win the cup. Ever.
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>>66675666
I think the Panthers will win it in the next 2 years.
They have all the core skaters about to hit their primes.
Luongo with few more elite seasons in him.
An owner with a fat wallet and a desirable destination for free agents.
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>>66675602
You could win the hart and Richard trophy every year and never win a cup
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>>66675608
Wow.. What a terrible change.

>>66675680
kek
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>>66675666
>Wild
The day after I die
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>>66675678
>implying we can be stopped
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>>66675730
Panthers are the next flames senpai
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>>66675666
The Seattle Memesters, formerly the Arizona Coyotes, will be the last team to win the cup in the 2069 NHL season. They will be led by a trans-gender all-star, with leadership from a 97 year old Jagr.
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>>66675718
yes
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>>66675718
pesky sens are gonna win tomorrow
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>>66675666
in the year 2117 Las Vegas will play Quebec city in the Stanley cup finals to truly determine the last city to never win a Stanley Cup
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>>66675608
>the industry of the nomadic first nations
>the intelligence of a beaver
>the integrity of the British Empire
The old one wasn't very flattering either
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>>66675801
>cups under old coat of arms: 1
>cups under new coat of arms: 0

i found your guys problem. now you just need to fix it
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>>66675776
Don't think so.
Panthers have actual elite talent.
Flames came out of nowhere and flamed out fast.

Jussi Jokinen and Vinny Trocheck finding great chemistry together gives them tons of depth. They have a true 1st line and two great 2nd lines.
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>>66675552

>Taco Bell instead of Del Taco
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So what are the chances the Oilers will offer a 7mil+ long term qualifying offer to Seth Jones this summer? Will the Blue Jackets match it?
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>>66675786
>implying Mexico City won't have a team by then
>implying Arizona and Carolina will still have teams by then and won't be relocated

The NHL won't even be recognizable by 2117. We'd hardly even call it hockey if we could see it now.
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>>66675854
that would certainly help them to keep up the steady stream of #1 draft picks
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>>66675912

I'm more interested in 2117 /hoc/'s dank memes
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>>66675801
At least industrious, intelligent people with integrity is better to promote than just "diversity". What the fuck does that imply? Diversity is so ambiguous, pretty much just guarantees that you will have shit skins.
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>>66675854
Seth Jones isn't even that good, so this wouldn't surprise me.
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>>66675837
Not really
>shit possesion
>high PDO
>everyone having career years including players past prime
I've seen this episode before
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What's this year's bracket league name?
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>>66675959
You don't know shit about hockey.
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>>66675975
"No Swedes Allowed" pw: "fuckusv3n
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>>66675921
So you don't think Jones will be worth 7mil in the future? Seems like he has what it takes to be a top 2 defender in this league for the long run.
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>>66675941
best meme of 2117 will be
>rags
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>>66676003

It's not just the $7 mil they have to pay. You need to factor in the gorillions of first round picks that are forfeited when poaching an elite RFA.
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Man but how hard did the Pacific get BTFO of any shot at a wildcard spot?

Even the best team on the outside is from the Central
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give me that /hoc/ bar fight pic right now
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>>66676044
ask nicely
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>>66675989
>personal attacks because he is objectively wrong
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>>66675989
>Calgary flames 2.0
Who's the one who doesn't know shit?
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>>66676054
no
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>>66675941
>holographic memes
>virtual reality memes
or
>apocalypse memes

Sounds comfy either way.
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>>66676056
If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
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>>66675837
The real difference between the panthers and flames is that Luongo is consistently great and Hiller has good and terrible years. They both have a good puck moving d-core and their forwards have real talent and 2way players, I'd even say that the flames have more high end skill then the Panthers. Luongo's going to do his thing though.
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>>66676014

>aliums will still get you banned in 2117
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>>66676088

Luongo is 37. How many more great years does he have left?
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>>66676064
What the fuck are you implying?
Flames are out of the playoffs.
The Panthers just won the division.
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>>66676003
absolutely not. doughty is currently making around 7mil. seabrook/keith are around 6.

I think its likely the oilers would waste 7 mil on someone of jones caliber (not to say he is shit, but he is not elite), they are paying sekeara around 5.5mil
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>>66676032
Fair enough. They seem to have a lot of top 10 picks already though. But yeah, it is definitely a shitty deal in the long term if Jones doesn't become a Norris candidate and lead the team with McDavid to being a contender. But the Oilers really need a top 2 defender, especially one with a right hand shot.
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>>66676109
about -6
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>>66676119

He's talking about the Flames from last season, Hans. They are very similar to the Panthers this season, which means we wouldn't be surprised if Florida crashes back to Earth next year.
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>>66676036
And yet the Pacific is still better than the Atlantic division. Do the Eastern conference teams even stand a chance to win the Cup?
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>>66676119
>t.first year watching hockey
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>>66675959
The vets certainly aren't having career years

Jagr: 2 points less than best post-KHL year
Jokinen: 7 points less than career year
Campbell: Far cry from the 50 points he used to put up
Luongo: Has had a steady SV% of .920+ since his 2014 trade

The other players are mostly 24 and under, and have not reached their primes yet.
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>>66676189
leave the german alone. his country is already falling to pieces, dont destroy his optimistic view of hockey
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>>66676109
He's a great athlete so he could probably make it to 40 before dropping off significantly barring significant injury, and maybe play a couple years as a back up after that.
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>tfw its iihf world championships top quality banter soon
remember this?
https://youtu.be/0uRkOjXehPE
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>>66676036

The Pacific has three Canadian meme teams while the Central only has one
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>>66676214
Will there ever be better WC mascots than Bob and Bobkek?
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>>66676088
>I'd even say that the flames have more high end skill then the Panthers

There is no one on the Flames team who can match Barkov and Ekblad.
Hell Trocheck would probably give Monahan a run for that 1C job and then there's Bjugstad, Campbell, Jagr, Jokinen.

Flames have arguably more solid defense overall but that's it.
Panthers have gamebreakers in each position.
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>>66676109
as soon as the NHL makes goalie pads smaller
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>>66676183
Caps (choke memes aside) is the least only chance at a cup
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>>66676198
Career bests was hyperbole, but you simply can't expect those players to do the same thing next year.
How many times have we had the same argument about the flames, leafs, Avalanche.
You can't ignore it.
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>>66676238
like luongo. there isn't a lead in the world that man can't blow
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>>66676121
You can't really say he's not elite, at least not yet. At 21 years old he is getting 20+min a game and putting up decent to good stats. Only time will tell if he reaches the elite status. Doughty, Keith, Seabrook, and every other great defender weren't studs at 21 either.

7mil was more of a call-back to the Vanek offer the Oilers made than it was a realistic offer. What would the minimum offer be the Oilers could get away with without having the Blue Jackets match? I feel like anything less than and including 6mil would be matched.
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>>66676198
I think you can guarantee that Trochek is playing above his abilities this year and will never see numbers like this again. He is also an injury waiting to happen. Then there's Barkov, and we all know what happens when teams put their trust in Finns.
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>>66676238
how come they have such a shitty defensive records this season then? If they were so good they should be able to make a shitty goalie look good, but they don't.
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>Anders Lee breaks Stralman's leg
>Two weeks later he breaks his own leg
God bless
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http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com

name: /hoc/
pass: poopinjarvi
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>>66676265
Yeah the Cats were a middle of the pack possession team most of the season, I won't deny that. I think all the top 3 PDO teams (kitties, >rags, caps) might have quick exits in the playoffs.

The kitkats have been playing more sustainable hockey since the trade deadline, though, after they sent some of their useless AHL bottom 6 players down and got Hudler and Purcell on the third line.

Luongo's decline will probably be quick and brutal but I'm still expecting 1-2 good years from him before that.
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>>66676316
What are you talking about?
They don't allowe many highscoring chances at all.
They're great at keeping shots in the perimeter.
Just watching fancy stats doesn't tell the whole story.
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Regards,

The St. Louis Blues
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>>66676364
Is this a post from a leafs fan from 2 years ago?
Am I in the matrix?
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No guys, the nofanthers can totally rely on 37 year old louongo and a career backup to provide the 5th best sv pct in the league.
;^)
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Will Pronger make a comeback with Arizona next season? How about Savard in Florida?
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>>66676376
Just watch a fucking Panthers game faggot.
They play exciting hockey and win.
Fuck the nerd stats.
Sean Bergenheim was the king of advanced stats and no one even offered him a contract.
Advanced stats=diarrhea
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>>66676359

>devlels
>bad and dull
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>>66676366
fat vince vaughehen?
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>>66676401
Sorry.

All talent and fans will be moving to the one true floridian, and 2016 stan lee cap champions, the lightning.
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>>66676079
>holographic memes
holographic clip art when?
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>>66676409
Who is this creature?
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>>66676420
sup Brian Burke
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>>66676447
A very delicate species of megane
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>>66676303
Fuck no. Trocheck's only 22 and it's basically his rookie year. He was the driving force of that 2nd line before he was injured, Jokinen and Smith have been next to useless without him. Nofanthers are a one line time until Vinny gets back.
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>>66676459
Tell me you fucking plumber.
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>>66676455
Don't you think it's weird that there is an elite guy according to fancy stats and no one even gives him the league minimum?
Fancy stats just don't work in hockey.
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>>66676488
advanced stats say that jokinen is the one who drives the play. Everyone has better stats when they are playing with jokinen.
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>>66676500
Be gentle
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>>66676420
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>>66676238
Gaudreau is obviously a real offensive game breaker right now than anyone else on either team and is also very structured in his own zone and can steal the puck effectively. Monahan has similar talent to Barkov, though Barkov gets the edge since he has a stronger, heavier body right now and can do get to the tough area's better.

Calgary's defense is obviously very talented with Giordano and Brodie. Comparing it to Florida's Giordano is much better in his own end than Campbell. While both Brodie and Ekblad are excellent puck movers with solid defense Ekblad has a much better shot and as a younger guy as well as a guy with more size and, more importantly, a larger wingspan than Brodie he has the potential to create a gap in the defensive zone as he gets older.
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>>66676521
Dziękuję Ci
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>>66676503

>Fancy stats just don't work in hockey.
The Panthers are PDO babbies. This postseason and next season will be rough for you. I'm not saying the Panthers will always be shit because they do have some good young talent but they are just like Calgary. They PDO'd their way to a good season and it will be followed up by a very disappointing season when their PDO regresses.
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>only one game tonight
>between two hot garbage teams
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>>66676543
Preach the gospel of best girl if you're truly grateful
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>>66676568
I wonder how many Sabres fans will cheer for the other team to score on them again.
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>friday night
>cbj - buf
*pukes*
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barkovs elite
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>>66676303
>Then there's Barkov, and we all know what happens when teams put their trust in Finns.

The 1978 Oilers were propably happy to have them Finns.
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>>66666666
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>>66676604
>bustk0v
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I went back into the archive to find old leafs delusions about advanced stats but I got too sad.
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>>66676553
Good thing they're playing the >rags then ;^)
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>>66676359
All the top PDO teams have elite goaltending/really big pads so its sustainable.
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>>66676609
*1987
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>>66676068
I'll help you this one time, Sven. But you have to promise to finally stand up to your woman's bull.
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>>66676627
I think they were more happy to have the greatest player of all time. and messier.
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>>66676604
Let him die already.

Confirmed bust so early in his """career""" must be painful

Meanwhile Nylander has taken the throne and wont leave it for 20 years
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>the new jersey devils
why?
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>>66676661
How about 1990?
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>>66676676
>he actually thinks a little girl on the Laffs will be better than McDavid
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>>66676741
Nylander shits on McMemes PPG
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>rags
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Do I watch Norristolainen dominate BJs or go to sleep?
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>>66676488
Nah, he won't be able to repeat this year's success.
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>>66676824
may as well sleep
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did i get banned
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>>66676851
You're fine friend
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>>66676676
>>66676604
>caring about Scandinavian busts
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>>66676824
You will probably have a dream that will be more exciting than that game
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>>66676824
>Ristomongol vs the lowest tier of swedish defenders
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How can the aliums even compete
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>>66676538
>Giordano is much better in his own end than Campbell.
That's objectively false. Campbell is actually really sound in the d zone, hence Florida's strong defensive presence when he's on the ice. I'd say Cambell has the edge defensively, while Giordano has more offensive ability.

Comparing Brodie to Ekblad in any capacity is laughable. Brodie has reached his prime and is still only a 1 dimensional defender. He will never come close to Ekblad's potential abilities.

Gaudreau suffers from playing on Calgary because they don't have another top line to shelter his minutes. He is basically Kane lite, so he needs a "Toews" line to play against the other teams top lines, so he can then pick apart the bottom 9 lines and concentrate on the pp.
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>>66676831
Nuh-uh he's fucking elite m8
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>>66676875
Where's the stat for Staph infections P/60?
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>>66676676
The Leafs never won a cup with the real Sundin, why do you think they will be better with his manlet version?
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>>66676953
Except Sundin said Nylander is way more talented than himself
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What would happen to a player if he referred to Tortorella as "Coach Tortellini" in an interview?
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>>66676919
>He is basically Kane lite, so he needs a "Toews" line to play against the other teams top lines, so he can then pick apart the bottom 9 lines and concentrate on the pp.

That's absolutely true, the opposing team can shut down the Gaudreau-Monahan duo with proper line matching because the Flames don't have a dominant second line.

Gaudreau home - 56P in 40GP (1.40 ppg)
Gaudreau away - 22P in 38GP (0.58 ppg)
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>>66676996
Death
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>>66676996
the wrath of torts
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pulju :DDD
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>>66677075
why does he make that face?
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>>66677075
>ywn be this happy
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>>66675149
>>66675352
Standard Koskenkorva isn't labeled as a vodka.

There is a separate Koskenkorva vodka though.
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>>66677093
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>>66677075
Homeless man's ovechkin
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Anyone have an Oilels pepe? I don't think I've ever seen one.

:D
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>>66676919
Cambell's a better skater than Giordano but his shot is worse so he's not as productive offensively and because of his age, build and style of play he's not as strong as Giordano is in front of the net and he's not as willing to get dirty and cross check a guy in front of the net so he's less effective defending as well.
Brodie is already a minute munching defenseman, logging 25 minutes a night, most on his team, while Ekblad still hasn't reached that point in his development and only plays 21 minutes a night. Brodie is a legit #1 defenseman right now
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>>66677134
I thought Laine was the poor man's Ovie?
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>>66676726
Player GP G A P GP G A P
Messier 79 45 84 129 22 9 22 31
Kurri 78 33 60 93 22 10 15 25

Yeah, I'd say Messier was the biggest reason they won.
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>>66677154
More of a poor man's Tarasenko tbqh
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>>66676726
Kurri was good, but it's well known that he was a Gretzky babby.
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>craps traded Filip Forsberg for Martin Erat
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>canada
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>>66676627
Kurri and Tikkanen were great for the Oilers, but without Gretzky and Messier, along with large cast of Canadian stars, the Oilers would never have had anywhere close to the same success. But yeah, they had three Finns on that playoff roster in 87, but were still led by Gretzky, Messier, and Anderson in the playoffs.
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>>66677203
gretzky was a Tikkanen babby
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COLUMBO PLS WIN

PLS

I NEED THIS
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>>66677000
Nice trips Finbro.

Glad to see my assumptions can be backed by solid evidence. Manlets will never learn tbqh.
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So this is my first season of hockey after jumping ship from the Rams and their fuckery. Doesn't seem like there are a lot of Blues fans in /hoc/... Am I just missing folks or is this the case? I'm thinking about making some OC for us later on tonight.
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>>66677312
make sure to not be a stanley cup on any of it
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>>66677312
>rasm
the blues are forever 7-9 in the nhl so even with the rams leaving, you haven't missed a beat
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>>66677312
most blues fans are just people watching a fun team when their own team isn't playing

like most of /hoc/
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>>66677154
Laine: poor man's ovie
Poopoo: homeless man's ovie
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>>66677143
Cambell is just smarter and plays the position better, and also makes better passes out of the zone. Giordano is better offensively, like I originally said, but he relies to heavily on his reflexes/instinct and it shows in how many times he gets injured. Doesn't play as smart of a game as Campbell does.

>Brodie is a legit #1 defenseman right now
On the Flames, sure. Ekblad will be a legit top defender on any team in a few years. Brodie won't get much better and needs to figure out how to balance his offense with his defensive game.

Your delusional af too if you think the Flames and Panthers are comparable. The Panthers have a crazy amount of young players on their starting roster right now, and still have loads of prospects developing in the minors and AHL. They have been built by the same GM who built the Blackhawks modern core, so I wouldn't doubt their future success.
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WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE GAME TODAY?
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>>66676989
He probably meant now, as in 40+ year old Sundin isn't as talented as Nylander. But even if he meant it the other way around, since when is talent a maker for greatness? Plenty of talented players have turned into shit in the NHL because they lack size, grit, and determination.
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>>66677386
two powerhouse teams need the day to themselves. gonna be a real nail biter of a game
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>>66677209
>crapitals
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>>66677075
Can't wait to see his face when he's drafted by the Oilers. Next Kurri when?
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