Zimmermann vs. Severino
vs. DET RHP JORDAN ZIMMERMANN
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF (L)
2. Brett Gardner, LF (L)
3. Starlin Castro, 2B (R)
4. Mark Teixeira, DH (S)
5. Dustin Ackley, 1B (L)
6. Chase Headley, 3B (S)
7. Didi Gregorius, SS (L)
8. Aaron Hicks, RF (S)
9. Austin Romine, C (R)
vs. NYY RHP LUIS SEVERINO
1. Ian Kinsler, 2B (R)
2. Justin Upton, LF (R)
3. Miguel Cabrera, 1B (R)
4. Victor Martinez, DH (S)
5. J.D. Martinez, RF (R)
6. Nick Castellanos, 3B (R)
7. James McCann, C (R)
8. Jose Iglesias, SS (R)
9. Anthony Gose, CF (L)
I'm looking forward to warmer weather so we can stop hear them bitching about the cold and snow
Pretty much all of the MLB commercials are terrible, not as bad as MLB Network commercials.
>mfw flint fags actually think they can win this game
>implying this is not what you get for jewing out and signing poorfag spics to a $500 signing bonus when they are 16
We don't, the Marlins do. We just trade for them with bags of baseballs when they turn elite.
oy vey goyim dont you know ticket prices drop DRAMATICALLY for day games after opening day
>giving Detroit a free excuse to riot and destory what little is left of the city
No way will they be allowed to go to the World Series ever again. Somebody will grease some palms to make sure that doesn't happen.
>his state sports team doesn't have statewide support
It's tradition in metro Detroit to take the day off on opening day. I took a half day today and at least half my office called off entirely.
People were partying downtown before the sun was even up from what I hear.
Nope, the suburbs are rich as fuck. It's the neighborhoods of the city itself that are shit. Places like Del Ray, Linwood corridor, Mexican Village, and pretty much the entire east side.
>It's a "the game is so boring we'll just shitpost about the cities" game
>implying muslims live long enough to use first world amenities
Safer bet calling Canadians natives since they get free money from the government to sit around doing nothing all day.
>Having anything to be proud of
>Not being the worst city in the US by far
Not only are they 0-3 vs the Tigers in the playoffs aren't the Tigers 10-0 or at least 10-1 against the Yankees in the playoffs?
Downtown itself if still pretty cheap but it getting RAPIDLY gentrified by white kids in college/post college and rent and mortgage are going up every year. Once people get married and start having kids they move out to the aformentioned wealthy suburbs because no one wants to fuck around with Detroit public schools. I was born in the suburbs, went to school in Ann Arbor, and am 30 so I've always lived in the suburbs. Downtown and Midtown weren't as hip as it is now when I was 18-23, though I did hang out there a fair amount for the bars and concerts.
As far as the city's neighboorhoods don't even bother considering it. Housing is cheap but for the most part they're hellish places to live outside of a select few.
Yes I do.
Also the Tigers are far more accomplished than the Yankees the last 5-6 years so I wouldn't talk history. Not to mention historically the Yankees have never beaten the Tigers when it mattered.
>The Tigers are more accomplished than the Yankees.....
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Jack Morris, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he retired as the top pitcher of his era, and has been involved in numerous All-Star Games, and he has 4 World Series rings. He is trained in throwing the forkball and he's the top starter in the entire Detroit Tigers history. You are nothing to him but just another strikeout. He will wipe you the fuck out with a slider the likes of which has never been seen before on the mound, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him on the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he is contacting his secret network of Tigers fans across Reddit and your comment is being downvoted right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your HoF opinion. You’re fucking wrong, kid. His wild pitches can be anywhere, anytime, and he can strike you out in a dozen ways, and that’s just with his breaking balls. Not only is he extensively trained in TWTW, but he has access to the entire arsenal of an ace pitcher and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the subreddit, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “analytic" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. He will shit wins all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking wrong, kiddo.
>Being this butthurt
I ain't reading that shit
Once A-Roid and some of the older dudes are gone and they can start spending all that cash on getting younger, fresh blood on the team things should start looking even better.
>Yankees vs Detroit banter
Not even gonna participate today in discussion. Just gonna sit back and kek
Yes, the Tigers are far more accomplished than the Yankees the last 5-6 years.
2011: Yankees 97-65, won division, lost in 4 to the Tigers in ALDS
2011: Tigers 95-67, won division, lost in 6 to the Rangers in the ALCS
2012: Yankees 95-67, won division, swept by Tigers in 4 in ALCS
2012: Tigers 88-74, won division, won AL, lost in 4 in World Series.
2013: Yankees 85-77. miss playoffs
2013: Tigers 93-69, won division, lost in 6 in ALCS
2014: Yankees 84-78, missed playoffs
2014: Tigers 90-72, won division, swept in ALDS
2015: Yankees get BTFO in a Wild Card game, Tigers suck.
So yes overall it's fairly obvious which team has been better those past few years. It's not even a debate.
>tfw test until 4
>can't watch the spankme's get zim zammed on the home opener
It isn't bad, the city is doing comparatively really well over the last five years. The mayor is doing a hell of a job and in a surprising turn of events has not yet been accused of stealing money or commiting numerous felonies.
As far as the job market in the city itself I really don't know. The hospitals and universities are doing well I'm sure so presumably those provide good jobs to the recent college grads, and Ford is HQd in Dearborn which is like a 15 min drive.
My company is headquartered out in the suburbs in Oakland county.
>World Series rings before more than 8 wins were required
>World Series rings before the league champion series were even a thing
You sound like the Montreal Canadiens. The Yankees are literally an average at best team the last 15 years.
Seems like it would be a cool place to live/work in some parts aside from the obvious problems
Yankees pitching has been pretty bad to start the season
It is. Like I said it's a great city for the kids. Cheap, plenty of fun shit to do, ready access to drugs and booze, very safe downtown. If it had been like it is now when I was that age I would definitely live there.
>tfw even if we lose we still live in the greatest city on earth and never have to go near Detroit
>people just went to whatever team they wanted
This question is open to both Tigers and Yankees fans, as well as assorted day baseball enthusiast diaspora who may be in attendance:
Obviously Miggy will have his number retired by the Tigers but is he also deserving of a statue at Comerica Park being that he did not start his career with the Tigers?
Posting with Wings tits due to lack of Tigers tits on this SD card.
It goes like this
4.blue rays commentators
5.dodger commentators(not vin)
1008.everyone else except
>Chicago whos(biased as fuck
>dbags(the most unprofessional cunts ever)
Vin sucks. After an hour or two I realize I've been being hypnotized and not seen a single second of the actual game.
Last time I watched him he literally spent an entire inning talking about Torii Hunter's dad smoking crack.
He tells story's that makes you picture it while updating you with plays in the game so seamlessly like old baseball commentators such as jack buck
It's possibly the comfiest you can get while watching a baseball game
>losing a star player means the team will fall apart
Matthew not only has a better oline than last year but now has 4 different options to throw to and 3 different halfbacks to give the ball to
Either they improve or regress terribly than last year
>can hunt freely because my state isn't as cucked as Jew York
>the worst I have to worry about is black ice and that is because I don't live in the inner city of Detroit or in Detroit at all
>still one of the whitest states in the union
>immigrants quickly assimilate or face the blizzard gods alone
>Jew York had to shut down over 10 feet of snow
>so much snow it was lethal for the Jew Yorkers because as we all know lizards die when frozen
Yes. Fuck yes. Sabathia is the Tiger's greatest ally.
Michigan is a gigantic piece of shit, just like your excuse of a life
Mommy's basement is nice and cozy I'm sure but your cheeto covered fat rolls sure aren't
And you're still a third world peasant compared to anyone that lives in New York
>Talking shit about Jews
>Literally had someone named HANK GREENBERG on their team who even refused to play on Jewish holidays
New York shuts down because it isn't a shitty little town of 20 people. It's 10 million people.
>Ford Field was consistently empty for years
Fuck no it wasn't, are you retarded or 12? Lions fans were mercilessly ridiculed for selling out the damn thing every week.
>and the fans that did show up put paper bags on their head
This did happen.
>Michigan is a gigantic piece of shit, just like your excuse of a life
>Mommy's basement is nice and cozy I'm sure but your cheeto covered fat rolls sure aren't
Literally 0 of the things mentioned in this are true.
It's not wrong though. Try actually looking itup
>but the Lions were like 20-150 so I don't see your point
A fairweather only enjoys the team when they are good
Christ, you are so fucking stupid. Figures since you're from that disgusting shithole of Michigan. I can smell the kebab from here
>A fairweather only enjoys the team when they are good
and only a slappy pays $200 with gas money, parking, tickets and concessions to go watch a shit team.
You can watch from home and still enjoy watching.
I'll let you in on a secret. Literally 99% of the fans at ANY Lions, Red Wings or Tigers game do not live in Detroit and they all drive from at least 25 minutes to an hour to go to the games. No one wants to go to Detroit to watch the Lions shit the bed before 2011.