Zimmermann vs. Severino
New York
vs. DET RHP JORDAN ZIMMERMANN
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF (L)
2. Brett Gardner, LF (L)
3. Starlin Castro, 2B (R)
4. Mark Teixeira, DH (S)
5. Dustin Ackley, 1B (L)
6. Chase Headley, 3B (S)
7. Didi Gregorius, SS (L)
8. Aaron Hicks, RF (S)
9. Austin Romine, C (R)
Go yanks, Pls severino give us a good start
Detroit
vs. NYY RHP LUIS SEVERINO
1. Ian Kinsler, 2B (R)
2. Justin Upton, LF (R)
3. Miguel Cabrera, 1B (R)
4. Victor Martinez, DH (S)
5. J.D. Martinez, RF (R)
6. Nick Castellanos, 3B (R)
7. James McCann, C (R)
8. Jose Iglesias, SS (R)
9. Anthony Gose, CF (L)
>>66672731
Yeah this Didi/Castro commercial is pretty retarded. Castro can barely speak English
Who /drunk before noon/ here? Feeling cerebral as fuck.
LET'S GO TIGERS!!!
>>66672726
What's going on with A-Roid? Did he died?
I'm looking forward to warmer weather so we can stop hear them bitching about the cold and snow
>>66672774
Pretty much all of the MLB commercials are terrible, not as bad as MLB Network commercials.
>mfw flint fags actually think they can win this game
We have a fancy new brick-like backdrop
>>66672814
Cold weather is an unfair advantage for the rest of the league given the amount of Venezuelans and Cubans on the Tigers
>>66672774
>All these microaggressions
Check your privilege m8
BASED CASTELLANOS
Is an Nick a athlete?
>>66672830
>implying every team is not 80% dominicans and venuzuelans
>implying this is not what you get for jewing out and signing poorfag spics to a $500 signing bonus when they are 16
>>66672805
I think Girardi said he's trying to rest him more this season because of how he hit a wall last year
>>66672846
Nope. More like a traffic cone that breathes.
>>66672857
>implying this is not what you get for jewing out and signing poorfag spics to a $500 signing bonus when they are 16
We don't, the Marlins do. We just trade for them with bags of baseballs when they turn elite.
>>66672858
That'
>>66672719
Anyone got a stream?
Are those two guys behind homeplate wearing yamakas?
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>>66672858
>>66672876
*that's a shame (that he isn't dead, I mean.)
>>66672882
It's spelled yarmulke
And I didn't see them but it wouldn't surprise me, why?
>>66672882
>>66672880
stream2watch or check Reddit
>>66672818
Nice looking babe! NYY 4 DET 1. My prediction.
>>66672882
Would be kinda weird. This game is in Detroit, not Jew York.
>>66672905
There are plenty of Jews in the Detroit area
is Meredith still thick?
>>66672897
>not even wearing a coat when it's 35 out
Confirmed for not a Jew. Probably just a drunk guy with a slovenly placed baseball cap.
>>66672880
http://m.mlb.com/tv/e14-446919-2016-04-08/v575555983/?&media_type=video&clickOrigin=Media%20Grid&team=mlb
IS THIS OFFENSE THE GOAT?
Kinsler
Based Kinsler
How can one man be so all around elite for so long?
>>66672923
Maybe it's a new breed of cold-resistant Jew?
>this starting pitching
Please tell the Yankees have some guys in AAA
>Upton
>>66672882
>>66672905
>>66672910
oy vey goyim dont you know ticket prices drop DRAMATICALLY for day games after opening day
>>66672940
Don't even want to think about such a terrifying possibility.
Let's tone down the anti-semitism in this thread.
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Nice, that's some aggressive base running
I like Kinsler
>>66672989
Go report it to your wife's son's Tumblr police
>>66672989
There is literally nothing anti-semitic about the fact that desert people do not appreciate the cold. It's just biology.
>>66673001
Everyone does, because he's based in pretty much every aspect of the game.
Well everyone except the Rangers but that's because their organization is retarded.
>Ackley batting fifth
Has Girardi resorted to memes?
13-2 Tigers will be the final. Yankees score 2 in the top of the 8th against a literally who
>>66672989
fuck off JIDF
Could be worse desu
Tigers will win world series screencap this
Is zimzam any good tigerbros?
>>66673040
I don't think it matters all that much considering who's after him. Hard when you rest 3 of your best power hitters.
>>66673106
At Washington he was based as fuck, but this is his first start here so we'll find out.
>All these Detoilet fans
You all really are jobless aren't you?
>>66673096
>giving Detroit a free excuse to riot and destory what little is left of the city
No way will they be allowed to go to the World Series ever again. Somebody will grease some palms to make sure that doesn't happen.
>>66673126
I'm on my lunch break bro
>>66673126
at least >we aren't losing
>>66673126
>bankees fans
shouldn't you be feeding the roaches in your apartment?
>>66673135
Sure you are
>>66673126
I bet they got tickets at the welfare office to boot
>>66673126
>his state sports team doesn't have statewide support
>>66673142
>>66673143
>>66673152
>>66673159
.
>The bankrupt "city" of Detoilet.
>its a yankees aren't even going to try episode
>>66673171
We successfully came out of bankruptcy over a year ago, that's old news
You better get some new banter, I guess you need something to do while your team loses LMAO
>>66673126
It's tradition in metro Detroit to take the day off on opening day. I took a half day today and at least half my office called off entirely.
People were partying downtown before the sun was even up from what I hear.
I wonder if they have people selling crack walking around in the stadium instead of peanuts
>>66673197
Crack is Detroit's entire economy at this point.
>>66673191
Don't most people live Downtown there because right outside the city is where all the crime is?
>>66673194
>Taking the day off "work" to party in the day over a regular season baseball game in April.
And you wonder why you went bankrupt.
>stankees
>>66673191
>W-were not bankrupt anymore
>The government saved us from being bought by China
Fucking losers. No banter needed.
>>66673219
Nope, the suburbs are rich as fuck. It's the neighborhoods of the city itself that are shit. Places like Del Ray, Linwood corridor, Mexican Village, and pretty much the entire east side.
>>66673237
>the muslim infested crack smoking sate of Michigan
>stinkees
>>66673230
>implying I live or work in Detroit, or even Wayne County
Metro Detroit is like 5 counties.
>>66673246
>this is the highest level of banter new york can produce
what a shame
must be those jewish genes weakening you
good job injun
>>66673289
Says the Detoilet nigger.
>It's a "the game is so boring we'll just shitpost about the cities" game
>>66673251
How expensive is housing? Most people probably leave after HS right
>>66673311
leave yourself out of it ahmed
>yankucks
>Stealing on McCann
Will the Yankees ever beat the Tigers in a postseason series?
>>66673311
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>66673322
>implying muslims live long enough to use first world amenities
Safer bet calling Canadians natives since they get free money from the government to sit around doing nothing all day.
>>66673326
>Detroit
>Having anything to be proud of
>Not being the worst city in the US by far
>>66673342
Remember when the Tigers won the World Series.....neither do I.
>>66673342
Not only are they 0-3 vs the Tigers in the playoffs aren't the Tigers 10-0 or at least 10-1 against the Yankees in the playoffs?
>Yankees
>>66673312
Downtown itself if still pretty cheap but it getting RAPIDLY gentrified by white kids in college/post college and rent and mortgage are going up every year. Once people get married and start having kids they move out to the aformentioned wealthy suburbs because no one wants to fuck around with Detroit public schools. I was born in the suburbs, went to school in Ann Arbor, and am 30 so I've always lived in the suburbs. Downtown and Midtown weren't as hip as it is now when I was 18-23, though I did hang out there a fair amount for the bars and concerts.
As far as the city's neighboorhoods don't even bother considering it. Housing is cheap but for the most part they're hellish places to live outside of a select few.
Kinsler can't keep getting away with it
>>66673376
>Bragging about games not in the World Series
wew
>Upton
>>66673342
>>66673376
>1984
>Beating the Yankees in the post season is an accomplishment
upton got paid how much now ?
>>66673368
Yes I do.
Also the Tigers are far more accomplished than the Yankees the last 5-6 years so I wouldn't talk history. Not to mention historically the Yankees have never beaten the Tigers when it mattered.
>>66673404
>>66673416
Remember that we knew he was one of the streakiest batters in the game when we signed him. And he's been playing based defense.
>>66673417
Did the Tigers make the post season last year?
They beat them every year they won a pennant pre divisions
based catch
>>66673417
>The Tigers are more accomplished than the Yankees.....
Weeeeeeeeeeeew
Will the Yankees ever be relevant again or will they always pay 5 guys over the age of 40 the same salary as entire organizations and continue to hilariously under perform forever?
>>66673197
>>66673217
>>66673354
>>66673368
>>66673397
>>66673408
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Jack Morris, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he retired as the top pitcher of his era, and has been involved in numerous All-Star Games, and he has 4 World Series rings. He is trained in throwing the forkball and he's the top starter in the entire Detroit Tigers history. You are nothing to him but just another strikeout. He will wipe you the fuck out with a slider the likes of which has never been seen before on the mound, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him on the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he is contacting his secret network of Tigers fans across Reddit and your comment is being downvoted right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your HoF opinion. You’re fucking wrong, kid. His wild pitches can be anywhere, anytime, and he can strike you out in a dozen ways, and that’s just with his breaking balls. Not only is he extensively trained in TWTW, but he has access to the entire arsenal of an ace pitcher and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the subreddit, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “analytic" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. He will shit wins all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking wrong, kiddo.
>>66673441
>dat cherrypick
>>66673442
After all the old people contracts expire.
>>66673417
How fucking old are you?
>>66673442
More relevant than the sorry ass Tigers. WS in 2009. When was your last ring?
>>66673440
>based catch
Hicks is looking like a solid pic up. I love seeing the team get younger. Cashman is doing nice work
>>66673445
>Being this butthurt
I ain't reading that shit
>>66673445
hopefully Detroit gets the Flint, Michigan treatment
>>66673459
>>66673442
Once A-Roid and some of the older dudes are gone and they can start spending all that cash on getting younger, fresh blood on the team things should start looking even better.
baseball is so comfy i missed it
>castellanos
Literally cannot play third base at all.
>>66673453
Shut the fuck up. The Yankees dominated Detoilet last year.
>>66673514
but he's so young!!!!! you're stupid!!!!!
>tfw at work and have to follow the game on theScore app
>>66673379
That's not bad. Seems like the job market is coming back there a bit too.
>Yankees vs Detroit banter
Not even gonna participate today in discussion. Just gonna sit back and kek
>>66673441
Yes, the Tigers are far more accomplished than the Yankees the last 5-6 years.
2011: Yankees 97-65, won division, lost in 4 to the Tigers in ALDS
2011: Tigers 95-67, won division, lost in 6 to the Rangers in the ALCS
2012: Yankees 95-67, won division, swept by Tigers in 4 in ALCS
2012: Tigers 88-74, won division, won AL, lost in 4 in World Series.
2013: Yankees 85-77. miss playoffs
2013: Tigers 93-69, won division, lost in 6 in ALCS
2014: Yankees 84-78, missed playoffs
2014: Tigers 90-72, won division, swept in ALDS
2015: Yankees get BTFO in a Wild Card game, Tigers suck.
So yes overall it's fairly obvious which team has been better those past few years. It's not even a debate.
>>66673554
>tfw test until 4
>can't watch the spankme's get zim zammed on the home opener
>>66673517
that is also irrelevant to what the original poster was talking about
>>66673456
My teams last ring was 2014 actually.
Oh and 2012.. and 2010..
>Yankees
>Ellsbury
>>66673589
JEWY YORK
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go tigs!! i'm still recuperating after last nights wongs loss
>>66673558
It isn't bad, the city is doing comparatively really well over the last five years. The mayor is doing a hell of a job and in a surprising turn of events has not yet been accused of stealing money or commiting numerous felonies.
As far as the job market in the city itself I really don't know. The hospitals and universities are doing well I'm sure so presumably those provide good jobs to the recent college grads, and Ford is HQd in Dearborn which is like a 15 min drive.
My company is headquartered out in the suburbs in Oakland county.
>>66673589
Kek
Detroit retards are so easy to trigger.
>>66673620
>He's a Giants fan
>>66673656
Win a World Series this decade, faggot.
>>66673617
He brought up the past. So did I.
>>66673620
Its a bandwagoner comes in to shit talk the Yankees episode.
Sad.
>Castellanos
>>66673666
Win at least 20 World Series rings before you talk shit faggot.
Literally no one in this thread has ever contributed to any professional baseball teams success both in present times or at any time in the past.
Therefor you're all faggots.
>>66673666
>Giants 'fan' talking shit
>Yankees BTFO of them so bad they moved to San Francisco
>>66673589
Yankees are 1041-919 vs Detroit
>double play incoming
>>66673685
fuck you, fight me
>detoilet has on 4 rings
is that a captain america shirt mccann has on?
>>66673685
i'm a scout for the marlins so
>>66673692
>1041-919
Kek
Detoileters BTFO
>>66673680
>World Series rings before more than 8 wins were required
>World Series rings before the league champion series were even a thing
You sound like the Montreal Canadiens. The Yankees are literally an average at best team the last 15 years.
>>66673644
Seems like it would be a cool place to live/work in some parts aside from the obvious problems
Yankees pitching has been pretty bad to start the season
IGLESIAS
BTFO!!!!
BASED IGGY!!!!
based 3rd base coach not fucking that up, based iggy
well game over. gg toilet
is sev a bust yet?
>>66673703
still incoming
(just after that run)
>The Yankees are getting BTFO in the only time frame that matters (right now)
>YANKEES
>>66673722
Lol he thinks needed literally the best record in the season is easier than memeing into a 10 team field
>stinkucks
>>66673754
>he thinks spending 50% more than the 2nd highest spending team to win a 10 team league was hard
>>66673729
It is. Like I said it's a great city for the kids. Cheap, plenty of fun shit to do, ready access to drugs and booze, very safe downtown. If it had been like it is now when I was that age I would definitely live there.
GOSE
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>>66673680
>muh rings that muh team won before I was born
Top kek
>allowing the bases to load off infield singles
>stankees
giradi binder time when? I know he's aching for it
>tfw even if we lose we still live in the greatest city on earth and never have to go near Detroit
>>66673774
Free agency didn't exist then you faggot
>>66673801
>stage 5 : acceptance
>>66673801
>NY
>better than Boston
m8yroo.......
>angrees
>>66673802
>people just went to whatever team they wanted
>>66673801
>being okay with losing
you're not a true new yorker faggot
>>66673801
>bankees fans already on damage control
my sides
Remember when Miggy on one leg homered off of Rivera twice in 3 (or 2?) nights to give him back to back blown saves?
>>66673823
They were brought up in a farm system and found by scouts. Then the reserve clause kept them there.
Detroit had shitty scouts
>>66673835
delete this post
>>66673835
It was two nights.
He did the same shit to Salazar a game or two before that too. Dead center field.
The Yankees always make me feel like I'm watching the Jays.
Who else is excited for the insane shitposting of the Red Sox/Jays game tonight?
>>66673867
>who else is excited for a game involving the jays
Literally no one outside of your country.
>>66673889
>not enjoying rampant shitposting
You're no fun. Maybe you should stick to Reddit
The Yanks are still in this. We get hot and we can drain 5 runs in one inning easy
>Greg Bird
>>66673897
Do Jays threads actually have passionate shitposting? They always came off as kind of an irrelevant fanbase to me, like the Mariners of the east.
Do the Jasy even have memes?
That one Jew behind home plate has blue New York hoodie
>Jew York
These Tigers broadcasters are actually pretty good.
>>66673904
>stage 1: denial
>>66673904
they actually are, the curse of our bullpen is real
>>66673927
It's always the other team's fans shitposting. Apparently people are afraid of the Jays for some reason.
>>66673947
As a Yankees fan, I'm resigned to getting shut out this game by Jimmy Zim Zam.
This question is open to both Tigers and Yankees fans, as well as assorted day baseball enthusiast diaspora who may be in attendance:
Obviously Miggy will have his number retired by the Tigers but is he also deserving of a statue at Comerica Park being that he did not start his career with the Tigers?
Posting with Wings tits due to lack of Tigers tits on this SD card.
>>66673970
Don't see why. As a Tigers fan I like the Jays and Orioles because they can ruin shit for the other three homosexual teams in that division.
>>66673993
is there any doubt that hockey has the cutest girl fans?
>>66673993
Yankee fan here: yes because in my eyes the marlins do not exist
>>66673993
yes
triple crown
>>66673937
It goes like this
1.Dodgers(Vin)
2.Tigers commentators
3.Ranger commentators
4.blue rays commentators
5.dodger commentators(not vin)
6.rockie commentators
7.seattle commentators
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POWER GAP
1008.everyone else except
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>cubs(sad)
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>Chicago whos(biased as fuck
>dbags(the most unprofessional cunts ever)
Anyone watching fsd? I like the third announcer, he's better than Mario and rod.
>Red Wings set to go on a deep playoff run
>Tigers looking like a top 5 team
>Lions vastly improved
Looking like it'll be a good year for Detroit sports
>>66674033
Vin sucks. After an hour or two I realize I've been being hypnotized and not seen a single second of the actual game.
Last time I watched him he literally spent an entire inning talking about Torii Hunter's dad smoking crack.
>>66674062
2 of these things are completely wrong.
>>66674062
>>66674090
which ones pray tell?
>>66674070
He tells story's that makes you picture it while updating you with plays in the game so seamlessly like old baseball commentators such as jack buck
It's possibly the comfiest you can get while watching a baseball game
>>66674033
>not likeing based brenly
LOOKING
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>>66674050
okay buddy
>>66674107
>loins
>improving
say hello to megatron for me btw :)
>>66674162
I am Calvin Johnson.
>>66674116
1st and 3rd
>>66674162
>losing a star player means the team will fall apart
Matthew not only has a better oline than last year but now has 4 different options to throw to and 3 different halfbacks to give the ball to
Either they improve or regress terribly than last year
>>66674185
Good, get back to work you lazy nigger.
LMAO
>Getting worked by Castellanos
gg Yankee fags.
Please leave the thread now and die sometime before first pitch tomorrow. Thanks.
>>66674217
Stop being nice to Castellanos. He's still shit.
Detroit fans were a lot more chill last season desu
>>66674238
Please continue to live in that shithole state that will give you the courage to kill yourself before then.
>>66674259
they'll stop being so uppity once they are 20 games below .500
>>66674259
You assholes started it when you got scored on and started in with all the city shitposting.
>>66674278
I live in a nice area (shout out to Jim Price).
Thanks, though.
>>66674259
That's because they were certifiably shit and their fairweather fans disappeared
Now those mega aspies are back because they think Detroit will be good this year
hi i dont watch much baseball but arent the yankees supposed to be good?
Wait..am I right in that it's Sabathia's turn tomorrow?
>>66674299
Their the best team in baseball history.
>>66674259
you mean me as anon, bees and like one other person?
>>66674302
Yes
>>66674302
sadly....... sadly you're right
>>66674278
>open land
>can hunt freely because my state isn't as cucked as Jew York
>the worst I have to worry about is black ice and that is because I don't live in the inner city of Detroit or in Detroit at all
>still one of the whitest states in the union
>immigrants quickly assimilate or face the blizzard gods alone
>Jew York had to shut down over 10 feet of snow
>so much snow it was lethal for the Jew Yorkers because as we all know lizards die when frozen
>>66674290
>the city with the Lions has fairweather fans
Anon I..
>>66674299
They were ten years ago.
>>66674304
then why are their fans so mad right now??
Based Iglesias
>>66674328
Ford Field was consistently empty for years and the fans that did show up put paper bags on their head
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66674310
>>66674317
Yes. Fuck yes. Sabathia is the Tiger's greatest ally.
Based Iggy.
>>66674330
Because they're a dumpster tier team so far this decade.
>>66674289
Michigan is a gigantic piece of shit, just like your excuse of a life
Mommy's basement is nice and cozy I'm sure but your cheeto covered fat rolls sure aren't
>>66674326
And you're still a third world peasant compared to anyone that lives in New York
>>66674341
>consistently empty
For half the games in 2008 and 2009 only.. And that's for obvious reasons.
>>66674326
>Detroit
>Talking shit about Jews
>Literally had someone named HANK GREENBERG on their team who even refused to play on Jewish holidays
New York shuts down because it isn't a shitty little town of 20 people. It's 10 million people.
>>66674341
>Ford Field was consistently empty for years
Fuck no it wasn't, are you retarded or 12? Lions fans were mercilessly ridiculed for selling out the damn thing every week.
>and the fans that did show up put paper bags on their head
This did happen.
>>66674341
>I like to talk out my ass anonymously on a Korean baseball inter-board
>>66674326
>can hunt freely because state isn't as cucked as Jew York
>hunting
Redneck pls
>>66674355
Try the entirety of the 2000s, bud.
Pls Ian
>>66674353
>Michigan is a gigantic piece of shit, just like your excuse of a life
>Mommy's basement is nice and cozy I'm sure but your cheeto covered fat rolls sure aren't
Literally 0 of the things mentioned in this are true.
>>66674357
>Jews refusing to play on their religious days
This is nothing new you stupid fairweather jew
>>66674371
>>66674366
But that's wrong. Just look it up.
It's not hard to do. But also the Lions were like 20-150 from 2001-2009 so I don't see your point even if it were true.
>>66674343
Your last championship was in the 80s you massive faggot
New York is OK but Tokyo is the GOAT city.
>>66674366
Literally wrong. It sells out even during the God damn preseason.
>>66674398
No point in arguing with a New Yorker
They don't even have a football team in their own state
The poor vermins
>>66674400
Your last win won't be today. Kek
why the city shitposting? can't we just enjoy a good game? ;_;
>>66674398
It's not wrong though. Try actually looking itup
>but the Lions were like 20-150 so I don't see your point
A fairweather only enjoys the team when they are good
Christ, you are so fucking stupid. Figures since you're from that disgusting shithole of Michigan. I can smell the kebab from here
>>66674418
>
>>66674429
fuck you
zimzam seems like a really good deal for the tigers
>Yankees fans asshurt that their team fucking sucks this year
>Takes pride in being better than Detoilet
Top kek, get fucked Yankees, beat them up Tiggers
>>66674358
Cool story bud, I'll listen to facts, you listen to your own contrived narrative
Wasn't tigers pitching sposed to be shit this year?
>>66674442
yeah, so did Shane Green this time last year
>>66674442
Until he needs his second Tommy John he should be. Here's hoping he is a statistical outlier.
>>66674457
No one cares what you think, pussy
Shut up
>>66674432
>A fairweather only enjoys the team when they are good
and only a slappy pays $200 with gas money, parking, tickets and concessions to go watch a shit team.
You can watch from home and still enjoy watching.
I'll let you in on a secret. Literally 99% of the fans at ANY Lions, Red Wings or Tigers game do not live in Detroit and they all drive from at least 25 minutes to an hour to go to the games. No one wants to go to Detroit to watch the Lions shit the bed before 2011.
>>66674463
The Bullpen isn't out there
>>66674466
Shane Green hasn't recieved Cy Young votes in his career. Zimzam has, twice.
Don't go full retard yuropoor.
>>66674418
They have clean water however
