http://espn.go.com/pdf/2016/0406/nba_hinkie_redact.pdf
Bully ball is dead
Put the schedule you lazy piece of shit
it's hot down here and I'm crying missing ryan-poo
aww yeah brtibro edition
we out here
Deangela Russell is a bust
>>66643625
FINE
GAMES THAT ARE BEING PLAYED:
Rockets @ Mavs
OKC @ Blazers
Clippers @ Lakers
Check Google or ESPN or whatever for scores. Happy now?
>>66643625
Look it up yourself you lazy piece of shit.
>>66643640
>>66643642
Fuck you.
I put my 2 minutes to right tomorrow's schedule
So happy for Beasley. That time in China did him good
I CAN'T BREATHE
>>66643652
>right
write
Thursday (EST)
>8
Bulls @ Heat
Raptors @ Hawks
Suns @ Rockets
>10
Timberwolves @ Kings
>10:30
The Cuckening
>>66643652
>right
>>66643656
Is this fucking guy for real? So far up his own behind.
>>66643656
Is that from Hinkie's letter?
No wonder the Sixers suck, he's more concerned with extinct birds than building a team.
>>66643667
There should be another thread before that's relevant, after we've finished reading THE LETTER and had in-depth discussion about it
KAT>>>>>>Porzingod>Booker>Jah>>>Winslow>Mudiayylmao>>Trillie>Johnson>Hezonja>Kaminsky>Turner>Portis>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Deangela
>>66643656
>ayy yo robots gon take ova da league yo GM's is dumb now Watson gon do it MUH ANALYTICS
>Don't watch the 3rd quarter
>Rockets only down 1
>>66643652
Here you go Canadafriend:
Shitcago @ Miami - 1:00 AM
Craptors @ Hawks - 1:00 AM
Suns @ Cockshits - 1:00 AM
T Wolves @ Kongs - 3:00 AM
Fedoras @ Warriors - 3:30 AM
Pistons don't play until Saturday morning when they host the Wizards at the Palace.
Hope this helps.
>>66643656
>New Zealand's flightless bird the moa (measuring in at 10ft, 400 lbs.) had the life tramping around the South Island for a great long run; then the first Maori explorers washed ashore in canoes, and that was that.
This letter is something else.
>>66643693
Can't Tease the Beas
First Round:
Cavs over Pistons
Pacers over Raptors
Heat over Hawks
Celtics over Hornets
Warriors over Rockets
Spurs over Jazz
Thunder over Grizzlies
Clippers over Blazers
Conference Semi-Finals:
Cavs over Heat
Celtics over Pacers
Warriors over Clippers
Spurs over Thunder
Conference Finals:
Cavs over Celtics
Spurs over Warriors
NBA Finals:
Cavs over Spurs
>>66643656
ayy
>JORDAN BLOCKING KOBE AFTER HE'S DRAPED ON HIM
>>66643708
>Rockets
stopped reading there
>>66643656
I'm convinced this is the final chapter of the most elaborate prank of our time
I'm officially a Minnesota Timberwolves fan as of today. RIP Sixers you fired the best GM in the league have fun building around Okafor and being mediocre forever.
OH FUCK HOWARD WITH .2
>>66643708
>Cavs over pistons
>>66643656
What the fuck does any of this have to do with basketball.
jesus christ, this explains so much about the sixers
>>66643708
>cavs over pistons
bruh
Does /nba/ eat the booty like groceries?
>>66643599
Gotta give him credit, he probably keked the sixers out of millions of dollars for his salary while doing shit all.
>>66643708
>Cavs over Spurs
every time
>>66643729
hahaha, i love how it bounces off a Mavs players head afterwards too
>>66643723
Hello Nick
>>66643753
Who tf is nick?
>>66643760
The poster I replied to
>>66643656
did he crack up
this dude is so fucking weird
>reading hinkies letter
>get to the part about the bird
Is this guy fucking serious?
>>66643708
>Cavs over anyone
Its like you think Lebron can literally will his shit team to success
>35:00 MIN
>0-4 FGM
>0-3 3PM
>4 PTS
JUST
>>66643723
Welcome friend. You got on before the bandwagon once Minnesota becomes a playoff level team in the coming years.
>>66643767
You replied to me, I'm not Nick
HARDEN
>>66643784
Who?
>>66643777
literally, what a cuck
I'm a Timberwolves fan too
>>66643770
>>66643770
It will be some combination of Lakers, Celtics, and Sixers 1-2-3 and Phoenix at 4.
Jesus calm down Hinkie. It's Robert Covington not Kevin Durant.
>>66643783
>best record in the East
>has looked good against every elite team other than Golden State
>shit team
K.
Who's been the most disappointing team so far this season?
It's the bulls, right?
>>66643708
>Cavs
>getting out of the second round
Lol
Stop reading the letter and start watching this Mavs - Rockets game
>>66643738
Yeah
>>66643656
so this pretty much confirms that Hinkie was 7KT all along right?
>he makes most of his OC involve the Sixers and specifically Hinkie
>the high production quality on his OC comes from all the money Filthadelphia was gave him
>he gives us his farewell last night and bails on Filthadelphia the next day
>he's known for off topic shitposting and derailing threads, and here in this letter almost every section is just off topic shitposting completely unrelated to basketball
>he shares the same dry humor in both his posts on /sp/ and this farewell letter
what other evidence do we need? its clear to me.
this is such a cool image
>>66643815
considering Hinkie's awful assessment of talent, he probably doesn't know that
>>66643793
Shut up Nick
This is why it makes me laugh when people say Butler is better than Harden.
>>66643816
>Can't beat the memeiors
>>66643599
I'm now confident 7KT is hinkie, he literally does like 3 or 4 /mu/ memes in this letter!
>>66643817
Well, Hoiberg just got his hands on the program. I don't think it's right to call them a disappointment. Give him a couple more years.
>>66643834
fuck you, you dont know shit
>>66643817
Bulls, bucks, pelicans but they get pass cause of injuries, Houston, Washington
>>66643831
hi 7kt
>>66643829
kid looks like an ass
>>66643833
too bad he missed that dunk
this is such a cool image
>>66643815
>He torched the D-League that year, haunting me all the while.
>>66643721
sorry m8 that was the infamous oregon senior prank that was chip kelly's pro "career"
>>66643599
CHOKELAHOMO CITY IS GETTING MEMED ON BY THE TRAIL BLAZERS.
>>66643856
someone photoshop the JUSt hair on him...the eyes r perfect.
>>66643844
no that would be the pathetic excuse for a GM that unironically 3 big men, and 4 other busts
>>66643833
Well he is the most aesthetic player of all time
>>66643599
hinkie till I die
>>66643863
Thunder are resting Westbrook, Roberson, Durant and Ibaka
>>66643867
Big men are undervalued in the NBA.
>>66643838
Butler's 5x the defensive player Harden is. It's embarrassing a team with as much talent as the Rockets won't even make the playoffs and a huge part of that is Harden's D.
>>66643843
I dunno lad, they've got (in my opinion) the best SG in the league, an aging but still all-star C, Noah on the bench, former MVP at PG and decent depth.
And they were the 3 seed last year.
Should be at least making the playoffs 2bh.
>>66643817
if the Cockshits make the playoffs, then the Bulls are the most disappointing. if they both miss the playoffs, then it's a toss up. Cockshits and Bulls both had successful seasons last year and were expected to continue on that success. the Bucks are the same way but to a way lesser extent
neetrex
>>66643721
The only prank is that the Sixers got rid of that genius.
>>66643883
>a huge part of that is Harden's D
it's not his fault he's door-stopper pee-pee man
>>66643879
that's because they're mostly bad nowadays, ala the busts Hinkie drafted. KAT is the only big man who will be a game changer in the next 5 years.
warriors are the worst historic team by far
>>66643777
>>66643656
>>66643815
keep dem coming
>>66643883
But they will make the playoffs. And the Bulls won't. In a weaker conference.
Holy shit I don't think Hinkie knows anything about the nba. Truly a master ruseman.
What is with Philly attracting complete nutjobs? At least a place like Cleveland is just plain incompetent. Personally I would have loved to see the endgame of Chip Kelly and Sam Hinkie just to see what kind of crazy dream they were planning.
>>66643886
no one who actually saw the Bulls' roster thought they shoud've been good once they fired Thibs. There's a reason he wasn't giving Snell, Mirotic and McDermott much playing time and now everyone knows why.
Also Hoiberg's insistence at playing Pau as a Center is making things 10x worse.
>>66643915
>americans in charge of reading comprehension
>>66643801
Iman Shumpert
>>66643886
>>66643846
Monroe just isn't good enough defensively.
I hoped he'd finally find himself with a new team after he left us, but the problem is that he hasn't got the size to be a C and can't spread the floor enough to be a useful 4.
I am dead inside.
The 13 page PDF doesn't exist retards you are getting trolled
It even gave me an error when I went to the link
>>66643914
>in a weaker conference
I fucking hate this britbong who thinks he knows what he's talking about. the East is twice as competitive as the West this year, the Bulls have a better fucking record than the Rockets
>>66643840
>>66643831
i agree with this, hinkie is 7kt
>>66643914
the Rockets have a far deeper, healthier team than the Bulls. The Bulls' projected starting lineup didn't play a game together until almost February, Rose missed half the season as usual, Butler was out for a month, Noah's been out for an eternity and the team was unironically relying on Aaron Brooks, Felicio and Cameron Bairstow for minutes.
>>66643599
He'll give up on basketball and go to Wall Street
>>66643942
it's another one of 7KT's doxxing tricks. dont click it!!!
YOU GUYS ARE MISSING A PLAYOFF GAME ON ESPN
>>66643931
>UK in charge of dentistry
Goddamn Harden
>>66643959
Motto: "Trust the portfolio"
I wanna see hinkie's 3x3. I know he fucking listens to chvrches
I'm selling /nba/ meme shirts on customink be sure to buy some
>>66643957
>>66643954
I don't give a fuck. Harden is still better than Butler.
I'm not sure if Hinkie is delusional or he's just straight trolling us
Harden is just ridiculous at driving.
>Outside of Boris Diaw (groin) who is still in San Antonio, source said Spurs core is playing tomorrow versus..
>Outside of Boris Diaw (groin) who is still in San Antonio, source said Spurs core is playing tomorrow versus..
>Outside of Boris Diaw (groin) who is still in San Antonio, source said Spurs core is playing tomorrow versus..
I think this letter is honestly quite poetic. That bit about the 10,000 year clock is quite inspiring I feel.
>Harden
>good
>struggling against an awful Mavs' team that has no business even being in the playoffs were it not for Carlisle's coaching
>missing their leading scorer who is 38 years old
>>66643642
Fuck off
The Mavs are throwing up way too many 3s.
If someone plays for the Bulls, it's safe to assume they're probably overrated. Their massive fanbase overhypes all of their star players.
>>66643959
>Hinkie cheating investors out of millions
Make it happen
>>66643815
>>66643777
You have to respect it. Losing sleep in a hospital trying to pry Joel Anthony and two second rounders from the Celtics. Losing his mind thinking about Robert Covington's performance in the D-League. The man had a plan. A plan to rise up from the ashes, frantically analyzing every detail, any edge he could find to give himself a better footing to continue to climb. He ignored the critics, the doubters, the greedy merchants in ownership with talks of tickets sales and tv viewership. He continued to climb, only for the league office to come and knock him off his noble pursuit. He was the hero Philly deserved. An absolute madman.
>>66644009
hello pot
meet kettle
my cock is so hard for the playoffs AMA
>>66643925
chip kelly was one of the worst gm's of all time regardless of sport. hinkie would have to outright release nerlens noel because "muh culture" in order to match how truly fucked chip kelly's mindset towards team building in pro sports.
Sam Hinkie is a genius. Not even saying ironically, the Sixers made a huge mistake.
>>66643983
you're delusional.
>Shooting
Harden>Butler
>Driving
Harden=Butler
>Playmaking
Harden>>Butler
>On ball defense
Harden<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Butler
>Team defense
Harden<<<<<<<<<<Butler
Harden is only slightly better than Butler on offense and 1000x worse on defense. It's like saying Paul George is better than Kawhi Leonard because George scores slightly more PPG
>>66643954
>>66643840
ahahahah holy shit i tweeted 7kt if he was hinkie
and he just replied with a smiley face
let's look at the facts
>similar grammar, perfect spelling, always starts sentences with capitals
>same sense of humor and writing style
>literally quotes the mu meme about being a contrarian
>from philly
>goes "early" to work at 4:30am, who does this but a GM?
>talked about "moving to LA" soon for a new job
>hinkie is being linked to the LA Clippers now appears
is this a first on /sp/? is hinkie the most famous /sp/artan?
>>66643976
yes, we're going to lose money. lots of it. for at least three years. but that fourth year.. well that might just be the year we make a little money.
>>66644030
2bh, if George never got injured he'd probably be better than Kawaii right now
>>66644026
If Hinkie is such a genius, why can't he write a resignation letter without seeming like an autistic nutjob?
>>66644043
hi 7kt
>>66644019
Are you going to contact your doctor for an erection lasting more than 5 to 6 hours?
dude what happened to the asian you guys ruined yesterday? classic example of you guys going off the deep end
>>66644048
>>66644055
Jeremy Lin? He's playing for the Hornets these days
>>66644055
that Flip is a total douche, he had it coming
>>66644026
This. Hinkie will be to Philly what Belichick is to Cleveland. They made a huge mistake. Cap this.
>>66644051
That's part of the genius
>>66644056
it'd be close tho
>>66644043
I'm not saying he is or isn't but this is kinda interesting from Hinkie's thing
>I now spend as much time in China as Los Angeles
Didn't 7kt mention he's always traveling for work?
>>66644051
Just because you can't follow what he is saying doesn't mean he's autistic. Maybe you just aren't that smart.
>>66644051
he ain't come to philadelphia to play resignation letter he came to play gm
>>66644030
Harden is a SIGNIFICANTLY better offensive player. It's not even close. Way better scorer on higher efficiency and way better playmaker, carrying a poor team to a top ten offense. The Bulls meanwhile are ranked 25th in offense.
As for defense, the Rockets have been poor systemically rather than just Harden being poor. If you've actually been watching the game tonight Harden has been perfectly adequate defensively if not good.
>>66644055
dont talk about Yao Ming like that you piece of shit. /nba/ only fucks with anons for a short time before our autism gets distracted by something else. hes been forgotten already
>>66644087
He's a genius because of the work he did as a GM.
>>66644084
>Didn't 7kt mention he's always traveling for work?
last i heard, he was climbing mt Everest.
>>66644055
Lakers vs Clips stream where?
>>66644110
better hurry, 2nd half starting now
>>66644108
my fucking sides
>I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THE PLAYOFF GAME ON ESPN
LMAO THAT LITTLE RAT JUST SNUCK IN
That Beverly tip in holy fuck
>>66644094
>/nba/ only fucks with anons for a short time before our autism gets distracted by something else
>Weekly talking about that Harry kid
Who's that guy off The Wire that looks exactly like Beverly?
>>66644110
Time Warner Cable Sportsnet
>>66644137
Harry isn't an anon. This most recent anon was just a random casualty who got caught up in the shitposting war. Harry was a target, that RBL autist went out of his way to coordinate a plan to find him.
Yep Cuban definitely paid the refs
Barea is a legendary manlet
Just read Hinkie's whole letter. Wow. That was very interesting and thought-provoking. I might read it again because I'm sure there is plenty of things in there that went over my head that are needed to fully understand the message Hinkie is trying to make in this piece of literature.
>hack
>give up an offensive rebound
jesus, how awful can you possibly be?
>>66644159
Crazy that the 2011 Mavs team had 2 of the top 10 all time manlets. Jet and JJ.
I legit would put money on the 5 best players from /nba/ general to beat a LeBronless Cavs team. How are they that fucking bad without LeBron? It is astounding
>>66644119
MAN, YOU GOT A STREAM?
I'LL SUCK YO DICK MAN
>>66644026
true, but the league was never going to let him succeed in his plan. he was always going to lose to ping pong balls as long as he was the face of tanking your way to contention.
>>66644068
>Chip Kelly somehow wins a Super Bowl with Trent Baalke and Jed York
>Sam Hinkie builds the Phoenix Suns into an unstoppable offense with the most athletic defense imaginable
It would be nonstop hilarity if that bullshit happened because everyone would be saying how they always trusted those two and that getting rid of them was always a mistake.
>>66644176
im watching it on the tele m80
>>66644110
didnt they just play yesterday
BTFO
FUCK I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE PLAYOFFS
>>66644176
will prob be on duck after mavs rockets lad
>>66644172
>5 best players from /nba/ general
to be fair we got some ballers. Kneesbrah would put Steph Curry on ice skates 2bh
>Mavdicks struggling against the Cockshits
As if any of these teams stand a chance in the first round
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who are not watching a playoff-lite game
>The closest Harden comes to looking like he's playing defense is when he's complaining about a foul Jejus christ
>>66644202
what would a Trump-owned basketball team look like?
>>66644197
back 2 back games
>>66644209
Guess I'll just settle for the ass stream then
http://nba-stream.com/live/lakers-live-stream/channel-1/
>>66644240
NO DRUGS
>>66644240
>BUILD A FUCKING WALL
I feel we should all use this opportunity to post classic Hinkies
>Blazers letting Kanter score 31 points
Holy shit this game
>>66644146
Bubbles
>>66644202
Please Trump, make the Knicks great again!
anderson beasting
Too many brits desu
What did he mean by this?
>>66644264
It takes a lot to make a stew
Also, no-one has fucking scored in this Rockets-Mavs game in like 2 minutes
>>66644258
I mean Kanter has always been a talented scorer
It's the other half hes terrible at
>>66644240
Trump would only take the biggest blackest bucks he could possibly find. Every single player would be DeAndre Jordan/Draymond Green type darkskin nigga. No whites, no lightskins, Trump is all about efficiency and bang for your buck, in this case literally. His team would be the most athletic and greatest defensive team of all time. He would be a slave master basically, their defense would be a literal wall.
lmao harden
HOLY SHIT NOWITZKI WITH THE DEFENSIVE PLAY OF THE YEAR
>HARDEN
>A
>R
>D
>E
>N
Hahahhahahahhahaha harden BTFO by nowitzski
THANK YOU BASED DIRK
>James Harden is better than Jimmy Butler
>doorstopper pee pee man BTFO
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
WEBM NOW
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
KEK HARDSHIT
COCKETS ON SUICIDE WATCH.
>cuckden
It's OVER for the Cockshits
>>66644274
>tfw I miss the BlackBerry keyboard too
Fuck touch screen keyboards. I miss physical keyboards where I actually feel the keys beneath my fingers.
>James Harden is better than Jimmy Butler.
>>66644255
Hyper-underrated post
BICKERSTAFF MASTERCLASS
LEAVE BEVERLEY ON THE BENCH WHEN YOU NEED AN OFFENSIVE REBOUND
>NO FOUL ON WES
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66644337
Blackberry got a new Android phone that has a keyboard
LGTSS
>rockets
>>66644337
Caveman posting right here.
"i'm a lower form of intelligence, i need help for my brain synapses to function better"
aw. this season has sucked. i'm going to bed
Kek he was mauled on that
this isnt a playoff game, espn lied to me. rockets can still make it.
>>66644337
dude ur a fagget
Memphis needs to get eliminated so Houston, Dallas, Utah can get in
>>66644368
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU HAVE NOT ONLY HARDEN BUT ALSO.....
WAIT FOR IT
WAIT FOR IT.......
DWIGHT HOWARD AND JOSH FUCKING SMITH
3 ABSOLUTE LITERAL CANCERS ON YOUR TEAM
LOLOLOLOLOL WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOUR EXPECTATIONS????????
>>66644368
the east has been pretty based this season 2bh
what are you guys thoughts on these fries i just got to watch the game?
Adrian Wojnarowski @WojVerticalNBA 12s12 seconds ago
Sixers and Bryan Colsngel
What did he mean by this?
>>66644395
Soggy/10
>>66644395
did you win anything with your monopoly thing?
i won a free cheeseburger from my mcflurry at work the other day
>>66644403
HE'S DELETED IT
LGTSS:
>SOURCES
Lakers "big 3" is 9-27, Devin Booker wins again
will the spurs end the warriors chances at the record?
ELITE DEFENSE
DIRK NOWITZKI
DIRK WHO?
NIGGA
now you know kobe is officially done
https://vine.co/v/iIwHH2WLrLu
>>66644403
>>66644417
isnt it colangelo
>ranked 7 team defeats a ranked 9 team
>ranked 3 team loses to a ranked 9 team
wat
why not us?
>>66644365
>used to be able to text entire paragraphs on a flip phone without looking by simply feeling the keys and knowing how many times to press them for specific letters
>now have to constantly check to make sure some shotty touchscreen is registering where I touch correctly
>even swipe texting fucks up constantly
>>66644444
The most cucked tripfag on /sp/ wastes quads
Every time Kanter is on the court he's a fucking monster. I will never understand why the Thunder don't play him more...
I mean obv his defense isn't as good as Adams', but he makes up for it tenfold on the other end.
>>66644424
Inshallah
>>66644444
>>66644425
>blatant reach in foul
>blatant slap
>good defense
okay.
>>66644361
That looks pretty nice actually
>>66644458
>quads
>>66644473
go back to clutchfans
>>66644473
>you
fuck off shawn
>JEFF GREEN
DED
DED
>>66644465
his defense is reallyreallyreallyreally bad
and he's not much of a pick and roll player unlike Adams, so it makes way more sense to have him come of the bench and be the focus of the offense with either Westbrook or Durant on the bench.
>>66644496
why?
>>66644483
fuck thots
TNT familia
>Jeff Green
>>66644390
fuck Houston, Memphis is funny as fuck
>Z-Bo
>Birdman
>Barnes
>Allen
>Vinsanity
>Lance
how do you not want to see this team in the playoffs? Utah, Memphis, and Dallas are based and will be fun to watch. Houston is way more boring.
Jeff Green is kill
RIP
>>66644503
don't know, i'm just cranky.
sorry lad
>>66644522
it's okay, i am too
He DEFINITELY tore his ACL
Jeff greens leg literally snapped in half
Hope nobody else was watching
>>66644518
Cause Memphis will get btfo every game. At least the other 3 can be competitive
>>66644450
using the wrong terms bro. you look like a really new fan prob a curry poster
like the louisville kid?
>>66644538
webm when
>>66644483
that ass
>goddamn
Webm where
>>66644567
He just bumped knees.. nothing else
>>66644548
Rockets will get btfo every game too if they get the 8th seed and play the Warriors. Remember what happened the last time they met in the playoffs? Warriors have gotten twice as good and Rockets twice as bad since then too.
